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Billionaires Brainstorming: Bloomberg, Buffett, And Blankfein, Live On BBG TV

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For everyone whose bucket list included seeing a billionaire gathering which includes Warren Buffett, Mike Bloomberg and Lloyd Blankfein live at least one time, you can now cross that particular item off.

Live on Bloomberg TV after the jump

 

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Thu, 09/18/2014 - 08:59 | 5229509 Winston Churchill
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Can someone please fire a Hellfire right now.

Thu, 09/18/2014 - 09:03 | 5229534 yogibear
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Hell's best.

Thu, 09/18/2014 - 09:05 | 5229541 Groundhog Day
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Never a hostile postal worker around when you need one

Thu, 09/18/2014 - 09:12 | 5229562 Pool Shark
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Actually, they're all on my bucket list:

I wish they'd kick the bucket already...

 

Thu, 09/18/2014 - 09:16 | 5229574 MsCreant
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If ISIS was real--there--now.

Thu, 09/18/2014 - 09:51 | 5229736 fuu
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Unless the segment ends in flames it is not getting crossed off my list.

Thu, 09/18/2014 - 09:55 | 5229747 JRobby
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They know their time in history is ending. They are obviously not stupid people. But these older ones will be gone before the full transformation is realized.

Scotland, weather it fails to break away or not is just the first warning shot. There will be more soon.

 

 

Thu, 09/18/2014 - 12:43 | 5230508 disabledvet
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"Did I miss the battle father?"

"You missed the war!"

I mean fer real...explain the "transfer mechanism" again? Certainly it's not "from the billionaires to actual growth." I really don't feel like I'm looking at any future Treasury Secretaries here.

At least Hank Paulson understood "we're dealing with pure evil here and need to respond accordingly."

And indeed..."BUT FIRST A PRAYER!"

Thu, 09/18/2014 - 12:10 | 5230386 DaveyJones
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I love an Egyptian goddess who can still sling a bazooka

Thu, 09/18/2014 - 09:06 | 5229542 DeadFred
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Finally. I thought I'd have to scratch it off the list. On to wind surfing down the Grand Canyon

Thu, 09/18/2014 - 09:26 | 5229612 Beam Me Up Scotty
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Wow, I never thought I'd see that item crossed off my bucket list, what a great day. Last item on my list is my wife bringing home a hot girlfriend and telling me we are going to have a 3 some, and I can cross the last item off my list and kick the bucket.

Guess I'm going to live to see TSHTF.

Thu, 09/18/2014 - 09:13 | 5229543 Divided States ...
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We maybe watching Billionaires Brainstorming now on TV....but eventually, we will be witnessing Billionaires Beheading within 2 years time

Bloomberg: Need to Encourage risk takers??? The markets are at all time highs for fucks sake.

Thu, 09/18/2014 - 13:05 | 5230600 GrinandBearit
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What a heavenly dream that would be...

but alas they'll all be safely tucked away in the some remote, government, heavily guarded underground bunker... smoking Cuban stoogies, sipping their favorite bourbon watching the muppets kill themselves via satellite. 

Thu, 09/18/2014 - 09:11 | 5229560 Stoploss
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All i see is Moe, Larry and Curly...

Thu, 09/18/2014 - 09:17 | 5229579 Bangalore Equit...
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Listen. One ISIL rebel is all it would take to make these "HEADS" of finance see red!

GO!

Thu, 09/18/2014 - 09:31 | 5229639 thunderchief
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Don't worry,

They have a lot more to worry about than you think.

Like 300 million very poor and pissed off Americans, coming soon to the next financial crisis near you.

Thu, 09/18/2014 - 09:43 | 5229707 wanderintheland
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They'll be bunkered up in another country by then, assuredly.

Thu, 09/18/2014 - 10:22 | 5229814 ajax
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"They'll be bunkered up in another country by then, assuredly."

No, absolutely not. These motherfuckers couldn't bear leaving the scene of the crime (USA). These motherfuckers have nothing to fear from "Murcans". The USA is a lottery mentality culture.

But of course you do have "The right to BARE arms" ...

 

Thu, 09/18/2014 - 09:40 | 5229682 junction
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If there was any justice in America, these four pudgy, pasty faces would be on wanted circulars in the Post Office, all charged with "Grand Theft - America."  Along with their chief accomplices, Mr. Obummer from Kenya and the Bahamian fugitive arms dealer Eric Holder.

Thu, 09/18/2014 - 10:22 | 5229831 ajax
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Warren Buffet is straight out of a  William S. Burroughs novel: a cornpone hick spewing sacks of perverse cornpone attitude while ripping off/raping everything in sight.

Billionaires are obscene.

 

Thu, 09/18/2014 - 10:17 | 5229820 MeMongo
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Buffet=tribe

Bloomberg=tribe

Blankfiein definitely= tribe

Cheesepopes galore!

Thu, 09/18/2014 - 14:49 | 5230934 Rusty Nayle
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No, save the bombs for when Rick Snyder is gone. He's the best governor Michigan has had in my lifetime and he's a millionaire not a billionaire.

Thu, 09/18/2014 - 09:00 | 5229510 NoPension
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I had a "bucket list"

Changed the b to an f

Thu, 09/18/2014 - 09:05 | 5229537 tonyw
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i must have missed the A list billionaires meeting, when are the Cs meeting?

Thu, 09/18/2014 - 09:00 | 5229511 BadDog
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Anyone see a black cloud loaded with hail stones and lightning hovering over the studio?

Thu, 09/18/2014 - 09:26 | 5229615 SoilMyselfRotten
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i'd settle for a fully armed drone...

Thu, 09/18/2014 - 09:00 | 5229518 vegas
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Let me save all of you some time; official agenda of this venue is to 1) talk your position, 2) trust us we're professionals, and 3) blind the public with bullshit. Your welcome.

 

www.traderzoo.mobi

Thu, 09/18/2014 - 10:09 | 5229798 ajax
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I cannot, simply cannot watch or listen to Blankfein talk. I cannot bear it. Fear of Aneurysm? You bet.

Thu, 09/18/2014 - 09:02 | 5229523 Dr. Engali
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I'd like to see a billionair gatering, but what I would like to see happen I dare not say.

 

I love my NSA overlords.

Thu, 09/18/2014 - 09:13 | 5229567 NoDebt
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Where's AlQaeda when you need them?

Thu, 09/18/2014 - 09:21 | 5229589 Dr. Engali
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Having a  meeting at the CIA headquarters. They're busy making plans for their next junket. Rumor has it that they will all be getting together to have an open house welcoming ISIS to the franchise.

Thu, 09/18/2014 - 10:18 | 5229823 RaceToTheBottom
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Contract negotiations at NSA headquarters.

Inflation hits the terrorists of the world too.

Actually I have to be more specific to differentiate the physical terrorists from the financial terrorists...

 

Thu, 09/18/2014 - 09:02 | 5229524 Chupacabra-322
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For Fucks Sake. I'm surprised the Gaddam studio didn't burst into Flames. Lucerfer's little helpers.

Thu, 09/18/2014 - 09:07 | 5229547 Grande Tetons
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If I were Buffet I would chug down a two gallon bottle of Coke just to spite Bloomberg. 

Thu, 09/18/2014 - 09:42 | 5229701 Quinvarius
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He'd just laugh at your 1950's country childishness and snort his.

Thu, 09/18/2014 - 10:12 | 5229805 quasimodo
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He is probably sitting there wondering when he can leave and change his Depends, he has that look of contentment after a baby shits it's diaper

Thu, 09/18/2014 - 09:08 | 5229549 TheSlav
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Did Bloomberg just say that it was Goldman alums, Hank Paulson included by name, who "saved the world"? 

Thu, 09/18/2014 - 13:20 | 5230651 DaveyJones
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I think he said "paved the world"

Thu, 09/18/2014 - 09:12 | 5229565 Ness.
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Not one person on that panel has actually MADE or created anything useful in their entire lives.  Fucking dispicable creatures.  Proof that God sometimes makes mistakes.

Thu, 09/18/2014 - 09:55 | 5229749 Cpl Hicks
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They made a lot more money than you or me.

Thu, 09/18/2014 - 09:14 | 5229568 Spungo
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I think we should ban large gas tanks so people are required to fill the tank twice as often. Fuck I hate Bloomberg. How is anyone that retarded?

Thu, 09/18/2014 - 09:16 | 5229573 Pimp Daddy
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Does your last name have to start with B to be on the list?

Thu, 09/18/2014 - 09:16 | 5229576 venturen
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"B"illionaire....DUH!

Thu, 09/18/2014 - 09:19 | 5229592 Agent P
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Couldn't get the A-Team?

Thu, 09/18/2014 - 09:35 | 5229660 NotApplicable
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No Rothschild's were harmed while making this story.

Thu, 09/18/2014 - 09:31 | 5229642 Utah_Get_Me_2
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Where's an MKULTRA'd, wind up toy, lone gunman when you need him?  

Thu, 09/18/2014 - 09:36 | 5229668 p00k1e
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Those guys are in Detroit today.

People always act as if billionaires care about the commoners. 

Thu, 09/18/2014 - 09:46 | 5229687 Quinvarius
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Every time the wheel Warren out, they are terrified of something.  Most likely it is the end of QE and their derivatives.  Who would take advice from these dumfks that went out business in 2009 because they didn't understand the structure of the markets?  Friggen bailout babies all about risk at the top and printed bailouts at the bottom.

Thu, 09/18/2014 - 12:28 | 5230448 pndr4495
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There are laws against " Self Dealing " , as well as controlled and directed fraud , with emphasis on the word , controlled. Our country is in serious trouble when the fraternity of MBA bankers and PHD economists are not punished for ruining this country. It is NOT a coincidence that the 2007 Depression occurred when the switch was thrown to start H igh F requency T rading ; and thereby do away with the human element in order execution. Small businesses were left to fend for themselves. They were too small to matter. People are beginning to awaken to how they are used like serfs.

Thu, 09/18/2014 - 09:41 | 5229689 Byte Me
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I thought I saw EUR/USD queefed on the tickerline @ 1.3600. I was so astonished at this utter claptrap presstitute psyop that I ignored the perfect teeth cumwads that MSM has for corporate sockpuppetry and waited for it to crawl around again (studiously ignoring any spoken word as the wallpaper that it obviously is)

Sure enough, up it crawls like a scabie: 1.3600    So I'm thinking "Can I arb this?" OR "In Britain, this might fall under the Trades Description Act (1967) and can I take it to litigation; maybe a class action in the PolState over the pond?"

Then I woke up and thought of Willie Rushton who might have said "Don't watch them, it only encourages them."

Thu, 09/18/2014 - 09:43 | 5229696 quasimodo
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Where is an Ebola infected photo bomber when you really need one?

Thu, 09/18/2014 - 09:52 | 5229737 Utah_Get_Me_2
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The deaths wouldn't be quick enough and the advanced and surpressed medicines they surely have access to would save them. Suicide bomber would be better.. it would make for damn good television.

Thu, 09/18/2014 - 10:01 | 5229765 asscannon101
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You know, you can never find a drug-crazed, machete-wielding lunatic when you need one...

Thu, 09/18/2014 - 10:02 | 5229768 Miss Expectations
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No Plan B? 

(I hate plan "B")

Thu, 09/18/2014 - 10:40 | 5229905 achilles5008
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Must fear the killer bees!

Thu, 09/18/2014 - 10:06 | 5229782 esum
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$10 billion in UNPAID TAXES ..... with the IRS blessing.... praise the lord

ok.... who's the spendthrift who left the $0.40 tip for the $1000 lunch..?? 

Thu, 09/18/2014 - 10:19 | 5229794 Cthonic
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 one kid dreams of fame and fortune, one kid helps pay the rent, one kid might go to prison, one wants to be president ... only in amerika. wait a minute where's orpah?

Thu, 09/18/2014 - 10:13 | 5229810 tradewithdave
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Doing God's Work... BIG GULP size.

Thu, 09/18/2014 - 10:16 | 5229821 Honey Badger
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A male version of "The View."

Thu, 09/18/2014 - 10:43 | 5229923 TheABaum
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Buffett and Blankfein. The Bad News Bees.  

Thu, 09/18/2014 - 11:39 | 5230242 insanelysane
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Warren Buffett explained that the BK TH inversion isn't a tax dodge because BK doesn't pay that much in taxes.  What the fucker left out is that if TH moved to US, they would be paying a ton of taxes because TH is a lot bigger than BK.  Fuck you Warren, you're smarter than Obama but that's a pretty low bar.

Thu, 09/18/2014 - 13:06 | 5230607 GrinandBearit
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Do you suppose the Ukrainians have a long range missle that can reach them?

Thu, 09/18/2014 - 14:07 | 5230800 LooseLee
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Did you hear that worthless POS Blankfein (or was it Bloomberg) saying people need to 'forget the past' and move-on? Yeah, you are forgiven for your treasonous criminal acts, no problem. Too bad it's not gonna be like that. You all need to 'Save Yourselves' from what wickedness your way comes....

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