HoNK To THe THieF...

Comments

[Old Poor Richard]

Brilliant!

[Ariadne]

Hey, where's my bullet proof dome? Get my stunt double! Will Smith on the set! Now!!

[Downtoolong]

So, this is what the new GM High-End Cadillac looks like with the Potus Option Package.

http://abcnews.go.com/Business/wireStory/gm-introduce-high-end-cadillac-year-25616866

That’ll teach those suckers at Maybach who’s boss.

[Mi Naem]

WOW, now THAT is some fine work, WB! 

perhaps coincidentally, right in front of Da Jeffersons' memorial-

Well we're movin' on up (movin on up)
To the east side (movin on up)... Course, that particular Mr. Jefferson actually worked for a living, building up a laundry business.  Or, maybe, he "didn't build that". 

[11b40]

Fer shur, da caffeine be wurkin. Write on, Janus!

[janus]

not that it's any of anyone's business, and by the following disclosure i'm breaking every HIPPA law in the book, but i wanted to live on the edge, spit in the face of federal health laws, and share with you all my health problem.  it appears i've been plagued with a congenital defect of sorts, as i'm the sullen victim of something called a vascular malformation.  what the fuck is that?  why have i never seen a public service announcement for this enigmatic malady?  why no telethons?  who will run at the charity 5k for my cause?  what do we need to do to make vascular malformations all the rage?  i want t-shirts, color-coded wrist-bands (let's go with purple), marches on DC, research grants...and, above all, AWARENESS-AWARENESS-AWARENESS!  (i can't sufficiently stress the AWARENESS! element).  i think it's high-time some woe-begotten and tear-squirtin women start getting really-really shrill on behalf of vascular malformations...i wanna see hissy fits in the halls of congress!

you wouldn't know by looking at me, but i'm a survivor.

this is where it gets interesting.  so this whole structure of veins is a peculiarly large and unruly mass; and the doctor seem to be alarmed over two specific peculiarities -- the afore mentioned size, and the fact that no one had ever before noticed it.  and so, in the course of investigating its features, i was at times encouraged to drink a lot of caffine; as this drug will dilate the veins and relieve the pressure...and it came to pass that i made a discovery:  all this time, the thing that's kept me alive and free from the sensation of lava sloshing about in my head has been nicotine, as it effects the same response in the veins...ipso facto, tobacco is my hero...again.

thank you tobacco...thank you for all that you do.

so, kids, smoke em if you got em -- they may someday save your life...or at the very least delay the onset of memorably vicious headaches that do not end.

but i want to be clear about something...i'm not out to one-up any other cause out there.  this is not a competition for whose ailment best fits fashionable criteria.  we're all in this pity-racket together -- arm in arm (except with lepers)...and whether it's vascular malformations or ebola or restless leg syndrome, the point is the same: vascular malformations are the great scourge of mankind and nothing in the world is more important than beating vascular malformations once and for all.  together we can all help janus.

i've already concocted some pretty elaborate schemes for spreading vascular malformation AWARENESS!...i've drafted the notes for a ten part, two hour per, seminar session.  by the time those attendees complete the lecture circuit, they will be horrified and guilt stricken.  i'm gonna give it to em straight; tell it like it is.  and to the kids, too; there is no reason your tax dollars shouldn't be mandating my AWARENESS! crusade in the classroom...your children will wake up screaming in cold sweats when i get through with them...no one will walk away from the vascular malformation cause without being forever scarred by it.  i got your common core right here, bitchez.

i have a slogan, "SHAME ON YOU!"  and then, in small print beneath it, there'll be the hook, "if you'd like to learn more about your shame, go to www.askavascularmalformationsurvivor.com

janus

[janus]

WildBill...you got a good laugh outta janus with this'n.  is the teleprompter prompting him to make the universal sign for 'shush'? is it instructing him to shush and he's just pantomiming its instruction?  is he demanding that the teleprompter abide all customary courtesies of golf etiquette; and if so, how does one shush a teleprompter?  i still don't know, and my teleprompter hasn't a clue either. 

you know, i was thinking about your and your work the other day...it occurred to me that you may benefit by an in depth study of andy warhol.  i'm not necessarily suggesting that you adapt his stuff and utilize it in your own, it's more to do with his particular genius in manipulating the graphic mediums.  he truly did possess a legitimate genius; and this was difficult for me to accept for so long.  in my days of investigating Art, i've at various times been of two distinct minds concerning warhol.  for the longest time, i considered him a detestable and indefatigably cynical imp...he treated many of the waifs that passed through his 'factory' contemptibly, and seemed never to have resolved his seminal conflict, to wit: whether he wanted to kill or indulge the 'pretty things' in life.  i'm convinced that that friction was still strong in him at his passing.  but, as the years went by and time & experience worked me to whatever ends i'm in, i assumed a more expansive view of things and mr. warhol.  sure, he's not really a role model type; but as i began to understand him better, it permitted a more textured appreciation for his work, which is truly exceptional -- and his methods were masterfully inventive.  i think my original assessments of his character were basically accurate -- except, that is, for the cynicism.  cynicism curdles the creative gift...his flourished throughout a very productive career.

anyway, i'm going to write something tonight...i'm in a grand mood.  my Mississippi State Bulldogs just whipped LSU on their own field.  it got a bit hairy near the end -- thought that death valley curse would hold for a minute there.  but, we were the vastly superior team, and that's what stood strong on summer's final night, there in the mists of that swampy bayou bog, at long last smashing that dreaded voodoo hex!  i don't hate LSU (rot in hell, auburn & ole miss), i respect them; and so this is a very satisfying win.  Go DAWGS!  i am so damn proud of those guys...hard work, discipline, faith in your brothers on the field and your coaches on the sidelines...awesome, awesome effort tonight.  i'm sure they're partyin hard in starkvegas, mississippi right now...wish i was in the cotton district bar, tossin back makers marks, raisin hell with the gang from greenwood.  ahhh mississippi -- i think of you often; and i recall you fondly.  and here's a shout-out to all the janus clan littered throughout the whole golden triangle area -- yup, i gots hundreds of kin scattered from one end of lownds county to the othern' of oktibbiha.

 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_BmjSlJqHVw

i know that Fortune/

she's a waitin to be kind,

janus (hail to dear ole State/ fight for that victory today!/... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNh6Ek4Rss0  oh, hell yes, the cowbells were a clagin in cape cod, massachusetts tonight!)

{fun fact: Dylan kicked-off his 'Time Out of Mind' tour in starkville, mississippi; right there in humphrey coliseum, in the year of our Lord, 1995 -- and jauns was present.  it's one of Dylan's finest albums; and to honor my kin's stompin grounds by initiating the tour in our obscure backwater briar-patch...well, it's a gesture i'll never forget.  much respect, Mr. Dyaln.}

[WOD]

It hides his 'grandma jeans' well!

[JoJoJo]

Fast Talking,Slow Walking,Good Looking Mohair Sham

[Equality 7-25-1]

Paint the White House Black

[Equality 7-25-1]

Running Away

[news printer]

A Real Curiosity-Dr. Baker's Air-Raid Shelter Project

http://youtu.be/YyfNWguHHos?list=UUvyDs6RsxB_W9ef1igbCPxw

[omniversling]

Hood ornament and flag sticks...genius sees the big picture, and the detail! Great work again WB7..

[NuTroll]

If the shoe fits.

[Emergency Ward]

"Let me be clear.  Make no mistake.  The terrorists envy us for our Cadillacs."

[Who was that ma...]

As Ed Sullivan used to say, "Tonite, we have a really big shoo".

[Ralph Spoilsport]

Is this the new weinermobile for the "New American Century"?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_for_the_New_American_Century

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wienermobile

[Equality 7-25-1]

PNAC = Jekyll Island 2

[bilejones]

Here, I'll fix that for you

Jew American Century.

You're welcome.

[Zero Govt]

is there no place the US President can go without autocues?

is that where we're at now with these puppets, actors and after dinner speakers

[Thom_333]

...meanwhile at the White House the neocon cabal is busy at work , making the place look like a bar mitzvah with all the dual citizens supported by Saudi money. And further in the background all the ayrabs out of Saudi are laughing their heads off and likening the Republic to a western whore that will do ANYTHING for money.

[SAT 800]

finger  puppets, and after dinner speech readers; lest we forget.

[SAT 800]

blank blank blank

[Equality 7-25-1]

Free YOur mINd anD Your ASs wiLL folLOw