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Why's the monkey cranking the boxes? I thought he was supposed to pop out...
I bet McCain and Graham pop out.
Naked and covered with soap?
Pretty sure thats supposed to read "INTENDED" actually....
... Naked and covered with soap?
No, tarred and feathered… ;-)
Looney
No, that is what we would do for "your" birthday!
Obama might like whipped cream on them for all I know.
Is it me, or has ZH been in ISIS propaganda mode for at least two weeks now...
Wait I know it's not me, but it's ok we can all forget the slaughter going on in Gaza for a few moments to be scared of Islamic boogeymen.
So many slaughters, so little time.
This ISIS shit is designed to drag us, the USA, directly into the line of fire. Our men and women. Our treasure (okay our debt). It is so fake. I don't think they are doing ISIS propoganda. I think they are exposing ISIS propaganda, doing anti-propaganda.
The cunning US foreign policy, whether you're Obomba or Lindsay Graham, goes like this: we must INVADE INVADE INVADE and BOMB BOMB BOMB until the people over there don't hate us so much.
I mean I just can't understand why it's not working.
MsCreant. This ISIS shite is designed to get Assad bombed, the pipeline built and a Chaos-stan free-fire zone bordering Israel.
Im so tired of all Gaza protecting monkeys. If Israel wanted to slaughter Gaza they could have got rid of every single human being there within days.
If someone would launch missiles and mortars towards my country on daily basis, not even stopping after powerful retalliations, I would demand total annihilation. So I guess I´m pretty much worse than Israelies..
However the middle east monkeys I´ve experienced in real life, living in a country that is importing insane amounts of arabicmuslim asyl immigrants. I know how retarded they are. Jews keep pretty low profile and work hard, dont bother me much besides the few banksters jews.
You left out the part where you ran them off of their land.
bravo
actually, they left voluntarily, long ago. And, Israel is only one eighth of the land the League of Nations originally mandated for the Jewish homeland. Have you forgotten the part where the Jews were run off of their land first? (Trans)Jordan was also part of the British Mandate or Mandate for Palestine. Why don't the "palestinians" go launch rockets at them and demand their land?
But, but, but, annihilation would end the profit taking. The faux Joos might actually have to go into productive work for a living....horror of horrors.
If the demons are being slaughtered in Gaza, it is only an auspicious beginning.
If the demons are being slaughtered in Gaza, it is only an auspicious beginning.
it's the fundamental transformation this box gonna have the kkk clown come out
http://youngcons.com/megyn-kelly-just-shared-a-2007-george-bush-iraq-spe...
If the Chimp is considered a visionary leader then we really are living in an Idiocracy. IQ elevator to Hell, going DOWN!
"Why's the monkey cranking the boxes? I thought he was supposed to pop out..."
He did pop out; in 2008.
An American, not US subject.
My life for you! My life for you! ect ect ect
'cept that he doesn't have that fearful look. He doesn't give a rat's butt what kind of damage he does and who it hurts
Agree - that is not fear - Obama has never done any manual labor before - he is just tired.
It looks more like he's awaiting further instructions.
What is the Shia vs Sunni % of Muslims in the USA currently?
Don't blame the puppet, blamer the puppeteer(s).
<OK....blame the puppet if you want, but understand our strings are being pulled as well if we do so.>
Obama is a willing accomplice in all of this nonsense.
Well said, Mr. Cog.
Can we not blame both?
And there you have it.
Is the world to believe Obama is stooopid, that he doesn't have control of his own brain, that would be razzzzist wouldn't it? Or are we to believe he has always been a willful partner in dragging everyone towards moar war and debt?
Decisions, decisions ;-)
He's the ears that we see, so we will blame those ears.
I'm sorry, but why are you complaining about unintended consequences when a couple of years ago you were all screaming pull out we don't care what happens, pull out. Obama pulled out without caring what happened just like you wanted, It's all gone to hell just like you were told it would and now you are complaining. you all need to shut up and accept that this is what you were told was going to happen and you didnt care, suck it up and deal with it.
http://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/marc-thiessen-george-w-bush-was-r...
Barack, dude, calm down. Takin' it all personal and shit.
Lost Money,
In all seriousness, if he is out, then stay out. Don't keep looking to see if "folks" approve of you or not, stick it in a little, look caught, take it out a little. I don't give him the break you do because he looks like the weasel he is. No integrity, no quarter.
http://youngcons.com/flashback-look-what-obama-said-in-2007-about-removi...
Not quite. This latest disaster is a direct result of Obama & Company arming and funding the jihadist bastards that he now claims are his enemy.
I was not around ZH a couple of years ago, but so what.
+ 1
And I'll throw in an ambassador, two CIA contractors.
Right. Sending more weapons over there to arm our sworn enemies. What a brilliant military decision. Our military should appeal to congress, the public, the courts, the UN & NATO and stop follwing his military directives. They should have sent assistance to Benghazi anyway, whether he, Hillary & Valerie liked it or not. Look who now has the weapons we sent to Libya. If our congress cared more about the nation than they care about their own benefit he'd be impeached. Unfortunately it may be too late to save us from our internal enemies. Most of the public is asleep. Maybe a democratic republic is not a viable form of government after all. It requires an alert & educated public & that may be too much to ask of people when they get comfortable. We were born to the purple and we will be overcome as is usual for such regimes. It was nice while it lasted.
No, The moral of this story is that we should not have gone there in the first place. After there is chaos what the hell good is it to bomb the chaos?
Israel couldn't form the 5 Arab States per Yinyon without the USSA as it's lackey.
This is about control of MENA OIL RESERVES.
Listen. It's toon time bitchez!
Shouldn't caricatures of his head be popping out with unintended consequences shooting out of his eyes? Cranking the gurdy should be scar-faced Yushchenko who quit because someone poisoned him.
In the US, a leader quits because he's down in the polls.
Sad state of comicry.
sad state indeed.
What? No golf clubs?
..'No golf clubs?"
That's why he is sad.......
Laying off to the side would have been good, with his golf cart parked, and him in his golf clothes with his "Entitleist" hat on, cranking.
Ms C, you are rockin' it today!
I almost could feel sorry for him. Dumb shit should just shoot himself. How many real friends could he have. After his term he is out and really will have very little freedom, cannot walk free without being shadowed or he will be ended quickly. Same for the Bushs and Clinton, et. al.
He don't give a rat's ass about that. All's he cares about is living the high life and keeping the Wookie Queen off his sorry ass.
"All's he cares about is living the high life and keeping the Wookie Queen off his sorry ass."
Let's not under-rate the importance of keeping the Wookie Queen off your ass.
The Wookenstein visited the famed St. Jude's Childrens' Hospital on the 17th.
Apparently, her security apparatchik required that only one parent could accompany cancer kids to their treatment, or visit the kid. The Wook apparently wreaked (or reeked) operational havoc on the joint, and then she proceeded to tell the cancer kids how tough her life was at the White House.
These are profoundly sick fucks (not the kids). Kafka couldn't think this shit up.
Does anyone know for sure if he has selected his building site in Rancho Mirage for his mud hut?
Build that shit in Chicago, where the stench won't be noticed. Toss in some lime. Problem solved.
"Does anyone know for sure if he has selected his building site in Rancho Mirage for his mud hut?"
Last I heard, it was Kisumu.
Maybe after his second term has ended The Mooch can complete her/his/its transsexual transformation......or maybe Ovomit will divorce him/her/it and marry Reggie Love.
Slaves at the oar, under the volcano. We've come a long way baby!
Lybia and Syria meddling also big no nos.
"aside to ask "who could have seen 'that' coming?" "
Obviously GW Bush and his neo-con handlers didn't.
Green Day? Hello? Where is your American Idiot 2?
(Don't tell us you discriminate by color?)
Your 100 percent right. There lies the true underlying problem.
Unintended consequences? That's new. I would have thought that everything goes perfectly as planned.
Well, not quite. There are going to be some un-intended consequences. It's true it's our plan, and they're our pet Zombies, but there will be some un-intended consequences. The idea that a US SENATE, ANY US SENATE, could vote significant funds for a bullshit program like this is just horrifying. The CIA is just not as good at this shit as they think they are. This will make the Bay of Pigs, and it's un-intended consequences look like a picnic in the park.
It's the perpetual war, stupid.
They bomb = create more jihadists = bomb some more = create more jihadists = bomb some more = create more... Got it?
Winners: the industrial-military complex.
Losers: World peace/us all.
Unintended consequences? How many commentators pointed out before the invasion of the countries not involved in 911 that no one has taken control of this region since Genghis Fucking Kahn??
But WE are exceptional... (and Arabia is off limits!)
Three more boxes: Egypt, Libya and Syria.
This fucking 0baMao is a walking disaster waiting to happen.
He is not waiting at all. He is working hard everyday behind the scenes with president Jarrett and her lesbian/muscum WH cabal to inflict some kind of unannounced damage upon the American People, while the denizens of the D.C. political/military/law enforcement cesspool stand by and do nothing.
The Romans were Exceptional, too. And Invincible. And so forth and so on.
Can't anyone imagine how much better off the world would be if those satanic ME hellholes were nuked into noninhabitability with stinking dead demons scattered about the ME landscape.
Humankind is too stupid and corrupt to govern itself. If we are to survive, a stronger hand will inevitably have to intervene and send the demons back to hell.
These wars are prohibitively expensive - every nut, bolt, bullet, bomb, gallon of fuel and slice of bread has to be transported thousands of miles - you can't just bop down to Abdul's Corner Store and load up...90% of your forces are concerned with logistics, the remainder go on nickel and dime, bullshit patrols that accomplish nothing other than killing an occasional enemy combatant. General George Patton would say: "WTF, have you lost your goddamn minds?..."
Unfortunately, most Americans believe that these bullshit wars are necessary to fight for our freedom and to spread democracy... How and How?...
Nope, those were and are all INTENDED consequences.
PS. Victorio beat me to it.
A well armed and well regulated militia might be a useful idea. If they clearly understood who the enemy was.
This is exactly how we ended up involved in Viet Nam: send in advisers, then more troops to protect them, then go on a few patrols (in an advisory role, of course), send in some more guys, then even MOAR guys, when the advised troops turn out to suck in combat, wash/rinse/repeat. Do they think it'll be different this time?
He doesn't have the authority from any document to do this, no president does. Even after the bombing of Pearl by the Japanese, Roosevelt requested an declaration of war. Come on people, If the President has these powers today than it would seem they would have had them then. He is Commander in Chief but that means little until a war is declared or an invasion of the nation is ongoing and then only until Congress can meet. Congress doesn't have the authority to delegate its war making power. It cannot change the constitution by simple laws or policies,,, only amendments.
Either we are a nation of laws or not. Either we are a civilized nation among nations or just another horde of barbarians not unlike Genghis Khan or Rome.
It is completely up to us how we are written into the annals of history....not the puppeteers.
The U.S. Government is a horde of faux Jooish criminals.
The Plan is written down for you in the Protocols of The Learned Elders of Zion, which is no longer prognostication, but evidentially verifiable history and ongoing malificence. The truth smacks you in the face every morning.
Leave behind a glass parking lot and a lot of satanic rubble.
Winning in the ME is NOT a matter of power. It is a matter of will.
The Western MIC/political cesspool wants perpetual war. Blood and treasure of the common man be damned.
The Sunni puppet democrat eleceted president Obama will do whatever is best for the Sunni's in the world.
His Sunni Chief of Staff Valerie Jarrett, Sunni Secretary of Defense Chuck Hagel, and Longtime FEDGOV Sunni Leon Panetta will aid Obama in this agenda.
Obummer is only doing what his globalist bosses tell him to do. If he did not follow orders he would be gone. They have more than enough dirt on him to get him out anytime they want. The globalists can't put their New World Order in place without bringing America down a few notches first.
Where's all the debt the world econ'o'me needs going to come from if not from useless warfare? The consumers are too tapped out to help.
Life is full of unintended consequences especially when you're a douche.
Starting to dig the fallout shelter in the back yard.