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Courtesy of the SlealthFlation Blog:





 

United States Federal Reserve                     September 22nd, 2014

20th Street and Constitution Ave NW

Washington, District of Columbia 20551

 

The Honerable Janet Yellen, Chairman

 

Dear Janet;   

   

If I may be so forward, as a concerned citizen of the United States of America, it is with great consternation that I feel compelled to write you the following distressing note.


Purposely degrading this magnificent Nation's hard earned reserve currency status, which was so honorably passed on to you by previous generations who built this great country from the ground up through their virtuous and industrious blood, sweat and tears, only to then implement a disgraceful monetary policy that deliberately steals from future unborn generations in order to facilitate living standards beyond our means, so as to sustain an unearned, undeserved and unprincipled culture of illegitimate debt financed over-consumption, can only be characterized as a deplorable, misguided, unconscionable abomination of Biblical proportion.


 

It is my understanding that your dual mandate at the Federal Reserve is price stability and full employment. You are profoundly failing on both counts, it is high time you reconsider the ill-considered, malfunctioning, toxic set of policy directives you have short-sightedly embarked upon.

,

Respectfully yours,

John Q. Savers

Citizen of the Constitutional Republic of the United States

 

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Mon, 09/22/2014 - 13:42 | 5243732 GubbermintWorker
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Don't expect to get an answer to that inquiry.

Mon, 09/22/2014 - 12:10 | 5243285 Tim Knight from...
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I'm trying to think of a better nickname for Yellen. I've narrowed it down to "The Semite with Fight" and "The Gash with Panache."

Tue, 09/23/2014 - 05:18 | 5246365 CuttingEdge
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Sorry Tim.

Panache and Yellen aren't even in the same fucking universe...

Mon, 09/22/2014 - 16:32 | 5244444 Toolshed
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Is hideous pig already taken?

Mon, 09/22/2014 - 16:17 | 5244372 Salsipuedes
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"The cause of consternation. The face of constipation."

Mon, 09/22/2014 - 09:50 | 5242716 orangegeek
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yellen was appointed by barry

 

big infighting in the fed - when was the last time a fed board member spoke to the MSM?

 

barry is the problem - barry needs to get taken down hard

Mon, 09/22/2014 - 19:50 | 5245171 SokPOTUS
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He might enjoy that. 

Mon, 09/22/2014 - 10:39 | 5242896 TheGreatRecovery
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And Greenspan did everything imaginable to create "easy money" so that Dubya and the Neocons could have their nasty and profitable wars, without the Americans who would end up having to pay the bill suffering, and therefore complaining, until the war bills had all been racked up.  Cute little magic trick.  New boss, same as the old boss.

Mon, 09/22/2014 - 06:43 | 5242416 strangeglove
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Oh and by the way i am not paying you back the money you borrowed in my name.

Mon, 09/22/2014 - 12:51 | 5243478 TeethVillage88s
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Retrospective on Reagan Budget by St. Louis Federal Reserve.

Realizations VS. Reagan Plan

https://research.stlouisfed.org/publications/review/89/01/Budget_Jan_Feb...

Interesting
- GDP Projected Growth were larger than actual Result
- Tax Revenue Fell Short of Plan as well
- Reagan changed his Spending Plan after results were disappointing

Mon, 09/22/2014 - 01:13 | 5242258 irazmo
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It is my understanding that your dual mandate at the Federal Reserve is Fruit and Cake.

Mon, 09/22/2014 - 01:39 | 5242279 Bdelande
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LOL!  :o))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

Mon, 09/22/2014 - 00:55 | 5242231 drunkenlout
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We know what we have to do, and who we have to do it to.

 

Sun, 09/21/2014 - 23:13 | 5242076 Seychelles
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You ZH people simply cannot talk about your Bubbe like this, so zol zein shah und gay avek. Janet

Sun, 09/21/2014 - 20:30 | 5241652 kchrisc
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Dear Janet,

Please "return," flee, as soon as possible.

A non "return" able American, not a US subject

 

"Guillotine the Fed!"

 

 

Sun, 09/21/2014 - 20:24 | 5241626 Notsobadwlad
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Just curious ... Is Janet Yellen a jew? If so, it would explain a lot.

Mon, 09/22/2014 - 11:57 | 5243211 B2u
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No, a gremlin.

Mon, 09/22/2014 - 11:50 | 5243176 exSSNcrew
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No, Hobbit.

Mon, 09/22/2014 - 19:52 | 5245180 SokPOTUS
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A really Nasty Hobbit, too.

Tue, 09/23/2014 - 05:18 | 5246364 CuttingEdge
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Gollum MkII?

Mon, 09/22/2014 - 09:26 | 5242644 CharlieMike
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A really dumb question.

Sun, 09/21/2014 - 19:56 | 5241532 Mi Naem
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Dear Mr. LandO'Lakes,

In   contrast,   labor   market   conditions   have   continued   to   improve.   The   unemployment   rate,   at   6.7   percent,   is   three ? tenths   lower   than   the   data   available   at   the   time   of    the   December   meeting.   Further,   broader   measures   of    unemployment   such   as   the   U6   measure,   which   includes   marginally   attached   workers   and   those   working   part ? time,   but   preferring   full ? time   work   have   fallen   even   more   than   the   headline   unemployment   rate   over   this   period.   And   labor   force   participation   has   ticked   up.   Well,   the   committee   continues   to   monitor   developments   in   global   financial   markets   carefully.   Financial   conditions   remain   broadly   consistent   with   the   FOMC's   objectives.   In   some,   the   FOMC   continues   to   see   sufficient   underlying   strength   in   the   economy   to   support   ongoing   improvement   in   the   labor   market.   Inflation   has   continued   to   run   below   the   committee's   two   percent   objective.   Given   that   longer ? term   inflation   expectations   appear   to   be   well ? anchored,   and   in   light   of    the   ongoing   recovery   in   the   United   States   and   in   many   economies   around   the   world,   the   FOMC   continues   to   expect   inflation   to   move   gradually   back   towards   its   objective. Respectfully yours, Janet
Sun, 09/21/2014 - 20:00 | 5241542 Bdelande
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LOL!   Very funny!

Sun, 09/21/2014 - 20:28 | 5241642 Mi Naem
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Very glad ya liked it. 

Sun, 09/21/2014 - 19:54 | 5241525 Bagbalm
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Saving good...hoarding bad...

Sun, 09/21/2014 - 18:54 | 5241398 limacon
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Janet is not dear .

Cheap actually , if you pay in devalued dollars .

Sun, 09/21/2014 - 19:49 | 5241507 All Risk No Reward
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"Cammodore Rothschild, can you hurry up with the eugenics genocide operation to rid the world of the paupers??"

Sincerely,

Janet Yellen, your Chief Financial Front Puppet

Sun, 09/21/2014 - 18:44 | 5241375 Stained Class
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Dear Janet,

Who are you?

Mon, 09/22/2014 - 11:13 | 5242665 messymerry
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Dear Stained, I am the grandmotherly garden gnome that is tilling the financial fields for your betters.  Don't get uppity with me young man or I will print even more!!!

BwaHaHa Hahahahahahahaha (in a sweet grandmotherly intonation)

;-D

Sun, 09/21/2014 - 17:45 | 5241248 MontgomeryScott
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(SIGH)

It is truly a waste of time and energy to battle a problem without first identifying it correctly.

Janet Yellen isn't the problem. She WORKS for the problem. You see, while she is complicit with the evil that IS the 'FEDERAL RESERVE SYSTEM', there will be another and another like her as long as the SYSTEM remains. All the bullshit about a 'reserve currency' is a LIE... it was FORCED upon the rest of the world under the guise of the ROTHCHILDS and the WARBURGS and the MORGANS and the rest; and was nailed into place across the body of the earth under the OPEC ACCORDS. Fucking 'PETRODOLLAR' 'RESERVE CURRENCY'...

Who preceeded her? Bernanke, Greenspan, who else?

(SIGH)

It doesn't really matter now. The argument has become purely academic. Passengers re-arranging deckchairs on the Titanic...

SEARS is seriously looking in to closing ALL it's 2,300 plus stores. YELLEN couldn't REALLY give a RAT'S ASS about the issues. DETROIT has all but COLLAPSED. YELLEN goes to black-tie events...

OUT OF CHAOS, ORDER is the MOTTO.

Sun, 09/21/2014 - 18:59 | 5241301 Bdelande
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Don't you worry Sonny, we previously took care of that for you right here:

 

http://zirpqe.wordpress.com/2014/09/10/the-bank-for-international-settle...

Sun, 09/21/2014 - 19:54 | 5241527 MontgomeryScott
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You are missing the point, I think.

You write a cyberletter to Janet Yellen, and it means absolutely NOTHING in terms of the REAL WORLD of things.

It's CYBERSPACE BULLSHIT, 'sonny'.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, the B.I.S...

The BANK of INTERNATIONAL SETTLMENTS was set up as the beginning framework of the three-pronged globalist banker takeover (wasn't it done by Roosevelt and Churchill and Stalin during the YALTA conference in '44? I'm getting old, but this is what I seem to remember). It was a SMALL PART of the overall plan.

You hold an 8-ounce cup, and the water's pouring in at the rate of a gallon per second.

It's not like I disagree with your statements. Don't take it personally or incorrectly.

It's MORE like: I see what you are trying to state, and have trancended your ineffectual efforts. You are like the mouse holding his middle finger up as the raptor swoops down to eat you.

Do they still let you own guns in France?

WELL, it seems as though I have made another enemy... This wasn't my intention, Bruno.

WHO OWNS THE FED?

http://www.save-a-patriot.org/files/view/whofed.html

Yellen and Obama are mere FIGUREHEADS. This is stuff that they don't teach at BROWN U.

Mon, 09/22/2014 - 09:30 | 5242656 marathonman
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Relax MS.  There's very little any of us plebes can do about it at this point.  Unplug from the system as best you can and keep fighting the good fight.  On a long enough timeline and all that....

Mon, 09/22/2014 - 01:45 | 5242286 Bdelande
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Of course they are figure heads.  The note is a joke more than anything else.  Lighten up buba.

Your not an enemy, I don't take myself that seriously sonny.  If you were, you would know it Monty.  As far as the French, go easy, if it weren't for us fabulous fighting frogs you would still be kissing the Queen's arse. 

 

You're a hard man to please.  Try this piece, 3 strikes and I'm out;-)

 

http://zirpqe.wordpress.com/

 

 

Mon, 09/22/2014 - 09:17 | 5242621 messymerry
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Hey Bruno, ne viennent pas au Texas et sort bubba Buba. Quelqu'un obtenir une corde

S'il ya un problème avec cette traduction, blâmer Google

AUDIT DE LA FED!

Sun, 09/21/2014 - 17:36 | 5241226 caustixoid
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I assume this is the same letter you sent to Greenspan and Bernanke, and that you just changed the "Dear _____"? Just hoping that you don't think those two clowns "honorably passed" anything...

Sun, 09/21/2014 - 17:13 | 5241170 TrustWho
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You would think this issue would be discussed this Fall as Americans re-elect their Masters, but you would have to assume the educational system actually taught their students to THINK. Hell, 99.99% of hign school teachers could NOT explain why Nixon removed the gold conversion of its fiat currency in 1971 and even begin to explain QE.  Many would go...."Who is Nixon?"

Sun, 09/21/2014 - 17:56 | 5241268 MontgomeryScott
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OH, OH, WAIT! (holds arm in air waving wildly)

I KNOW THE ANSWER!

'Nixon' is Nikky Sixx's REAL name, right?

I don't understand why anyone would want to convert perfectly good dollars in to a worthless metal. I think you should let people make jewelry out of it.

I can explain 'QE' too. It was a great big ship; bigger than the Titanic. They even built another one, called 'QE II'.

(sarc)

Schools teach people to think... WHAT to think... not HOW to think.

Sun, 09/21/2014 - 21:08 | 5241763 TrustWho
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You should write a play on the little kids who never matured into adults. Mothers' love killed and terminated tough love. Say it ain't so, Joe.

Sun, 09/21/2014 - 17:01 | 5241139 lasvegaspersona
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seriously??

The first 'sentence' (ot more correctly the words that preceed the first period) are not a sentence. Replace that period with a comma and use a lower case letter for the word following the period and one indeed has a sentence...just one, rambling (though heartfelt no doubt) and confusing.

If you want to be taken seriously...write seriously.

Sun, 09/21/2014 - 18:01 | 5241278 MontgomeryScott
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"seriously??"

The grammar nazis are now here.

Seriously.

 

Mon, 09/22/2014 - 08:49 | 5242560 messymerry
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Grammar fascists actually.  Duh, is that a sentence.  Oops. I forgot the question mark,

an i kaint sepl or cpaitulate porperly ether.

Damn!

Sun, 09/21/2014 - 17:13 | 5241172 Bdelande
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Just so you know Jethro, I don't take myself very seriously.................never have.

Sun, 09/21/2014 - 17:10 | 5241151 Bdelande
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That's what I had initialy, but the sentence was so long that I tried to slice it in half.  I'm French, cut me some slack brother.  

 

Thanks grammer police, I've now gone back to the original I had first posted.

Mon, 09/22/2014 - 10:14 | 5242795 sleigher
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After seeing this story I will always cut the french some slack.  For all the talk about WWII with you guys, you have 10 times the balls of any Americans these days. 

http://www.infowars.com/french-farmers-set-tax-office-on-fire-demise-of-...

 

 

Sun, 09/21/2014 - 16:53 | 5241114 AdvancingTime
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Regardless of what you call it the "Federal Reserve Nightmare" or the "Yellen conundrum", the box Ben Bernanke made when he painted both himself and the Federal Reserve in a corner remains. Bernanke has by passing the chairmanship to Yellen escaped from the QE trap but left the rest of us fully in its grasp.

With a policy of loose and cheap money  and an inflation target of just 2% the Federal Reserve  continues to please those gambling that not fighting the Fed guarantees profits. I wish someone would let the Fed know we have already passed their inflation target.

As many Americans are forced to pay higher food, gasoline, and health insurance premiums any thought that inflation is not higher has come from the false illusion brought from lower payments on things like auto loans and mortgages. This is a one off and will not continue. Trouble lurks ahead. More on this subject in the article below.

 http://brucewilds.blogspot.com/2014/06/exit-strategy-from-qe-remains-elu...

Sun, 09/21/2014 - 17:24 | 5241202 RaceToTheBottom
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And Greenspam before him.....

And....before him

 

It is what they do...

Sun, 09/21/2014 - 19:52 | 5241519 All Risk No Reward
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No, NO, NO!

It is what they are TOLD to do.

Stop looking at the "curtain" and obsessing on the facade.

The real action, the ONLY action, is where the rubber hits the self interest of the "Wizard of Oz."

Anyone who thinks these people running this world enslavement system are ignorant are, BY DEFINITION, ignorant themselves.

Sun, 09/21/2014 - 22:43 | 5241997 disabledvet
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What if our leaders are ignorant?

"Then they have rewarded themselves and we have the same collapse all over again!"

Indeed...what is the point of voting in the USA? So that we can see if ten trillion dollar deficits are the limit?

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