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The Difference Between Scotland And Catalonia (In 1 Cartoon)

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Sun, 09/21/2014 - 18:07 | 5241291 metastar
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That second graphic so well represents my feelings torwards this criminal, corrupt, and illegitimate government.

Sun, 09/21/2014 - 18:48 | 5241384 TheReplacement
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It would also seem to represent England's true gesture toward Scotland if the accusations of vote rigging are true - and they are.

Mon, 09/22/2014 - 09:46 | 5242698 StandardDeviant
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Citation needed.

Sun, 09/21/2014 - 22:59 | 5242040 A Nanny Moose
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Redundant. All governments are illegit, and are necessarily comprised of the criminally corrupt.

Mon, 09/22/2014 - 04:20 | 5242350 Ghordius
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@metastar, re: "That second graphic so well represents my feelings torwards this criminal, corrupt, and illegitimate government."

I am somewhat prejudiced to think that when you write about "this ... gov", you aren't writing neither about the UK nor about Spain

Ask yourself this question: what leads you to think that a fully independent Scotland or Calalunya or <insert your new country here> would be less criminal, corrupt and illegitimate?

Enthusiasm for Other People's Independence Drives is fine. Sometimes irksome, yet fine. Yet asking for independence without making sure that your local politics is healthy is not a recipy for happiness. Are you involved in your local politics? If not... the kindest word I can think of is... juvenile

Sun, 09/21/2014 - 18:12 | 5241303 fxrxexexdxoxmx
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Which criminal, corrupt, and illegitimate government are talking about? Cause I ain't sure there if there is one which does not meet your definition.

Sun, 09/21/2014 - 18:16 | 5241313 logicalman
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Beat me to it.

 

 

Mon, 09/22/2014 - 04:27 | 5242353 Ghordius
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let's join the example of people of < insert valid example here > and set up a government-free territory. of course with plenty of border patrols and a standing army to repel invaders. and a militarized police to hold down riots. for trade, let's use the regulations valid for the places where exports are going to

did I forget something?

Sun, 09/21/2014 - 18:15 | 5241310 nmewn
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A democracy?...lol...really?

"House of Commons Speaker, John Bercow, said: “An 84 per cent turnout, rallies in the streets, and intelligent, informed debates are all the stuff of nightmares.

“By some dreadful miscalculation the future of this nation was, for a brief time,  in the hands of the people who live in it.

“Never, ever again.”

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/politics/politics-headlines/westminster-vows-never-to-allow-vote-on-anything-that-matters-ever-again-2014091990824

Sun, 09/21/2014 - 18:33 | 5241356 freewolf7
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"Vote all you wish. We'll count them for you."

Sun, 09/21/2014 - 19:59 | 5241540 Implied Violins
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That picture on the left is missing all the 'no' votes already in the box.

Mon, 09/22/2014 - 04:37 | 5242357 Ghordius
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do you have any idea how difficult it is to tamper with a classic paper ballot of the kind used in Scotland's Independence vote? if not, why don't you participate as a volunteer in one of those, to get a better knowledge of the thing?

meanwhile, yes, mnewn, Westminster, for all it's faults, is democracy in action. parliamentary democracy, something you haven't experienced

note that even though Westminster uses the (same) damn antiquated FPTP voting system, it boasts more than two parties, and a coalition of parties in government

in the UK, people were not in favour of Scottish Independence, neither in Scotland nor in the rest of the UK

whenever you rant against democracy in general, please explain why your views should be held in higher regard than the majority's

Sun, 09/21/2014 - 18:44 | 5241370 Sudden Debt
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Democracy these days is like those online polls I recently saw on a financial site.

The poll:
Should Europa do more to create jobs?
1. Yes, rates should be lowered even more for a prelonged time.
2. No, let the central bank do it's work by injecting money into the system

Now.... You had to choose between those 2 options.... Now how the hell are that 2 options?!?! Hell no on both! And yet, thousands just filled the poll and thus a democratic choice was made.

They call it democracy by giving you the options they are planning to do. It doesn't mean both option won't take place, it just means the one that is chosen gets to be deployed first with media cover and the otherone will be deployed on a sunday during a sunny day.

Sun, 09/21/2014 - 18:51 | 5241391 nmewn
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SD my friend, you have it exactly right. These are the pre-selected choices "WE" have formulated and are now offering you.

Choose wisely ;-)

Sun, 09/21/2014 - 22:49 | 5242012 Bagbalm
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Europa is a moon of Jupiter.

Mon, 09/22/2014 - 00:14 | 5242184 Bollixed
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I heard you could moon Jupiter with Uranus...

Sun, 09/21/2014 - 19:15 | 5241438 Maxter
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This website is like The Onion.

Sun, 09/21/2014 - 19:43 | 5241497 nmewn
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We are commenting on a cartoon are we not?...lol.

"I was trying to express what I thought was quite an important concept - namely that there has been dramatic change, in my view change for the better in this country which is vastly more diverse than ever before, and much of that change and increased diversity has taken place during the period that Queen Elizabeth has been our monarch."

http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-17973303

Better?

Of "kaleidoscope Queens", for "her people" and what not ;-)

Sun, 09/21/2014 - 18:22 | 5241329 Stoploss
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Somebody needs to throw Nick Klegg in a wood chipper.

Headbangers paradise...

Sun, 09/21/2014 - 18:44 | 5241376 toady
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Some dude tripped and fell head first into a chopper here in Phoenix a few days ago. My skin crawls when I think about it. .

Sun, 09/21/2014 - 18:48 | 5241383 exi1ed0ne
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At least it was head first.

Sun, 09/21/2014 - 21:24 | 5241799 espirit
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Woodchipper...

21st Century Guillotine for Banksters, Politicians, FeralReserve PHD's, and the like.

 

Every community should have the commercial model gassed and ready to go.

 

Sun, 09/21/2014 - 21:28 | 5241826 andrewp111
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Someone in CT killed a woman and put her frozen body through a woodchipper and dumped the chips in a lake some years back. They caught him because neighbors thought it was funny to be running a woodchipper in a driving snowstorm.

Sun, 09/21/2014 - 19:35 | 5241463 Freddie
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Don't forget the Red Shield's boppsie twins Cameron and Miliband.  We know Cameron's family has been working for them for almost 200 years.  Miliband is even more feral scum.  

Sun, 09/21/2014 - 18:22 | 5241331 Fuku Ben
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And the US cartoon is a touch screen machine with an Israeli lobbyist inside switching the vote if necessary

Mon, 09/22/2014 - 00:10 | 5242177 Ckierst1
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That Isreali lobbyist is probably paid bet a Brit named Rothschild.

Sun, 09/21/2014 - 18:24 | 5241336 goldhedge
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Scotland welcome back to the CON-DEM Nation.

 

Sun, 09/21/2014 - 18:29 | 5241343 unknownknowns
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I think the tranparent 'London to Scotland' box was pushing it a bit though!

There's a few UXB's hidden in there somewhere...with timers attached.

Sun, 09/21/2014 - 18:28 | 5241344 Cacete de Ouro
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Spain and UK, two despotic ex empires run by despotic royals

Sun, 09/21/2014 - 18:36 | 5241366 Cacete de Ouro
Sun, 09/21/2014 - 20:17 | 5241610 caustixoid
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can you imagine how much viagra that gold-digging hombre has to pop?  

Sun, 09/21/2014 - 18:37 | 5241367 8th Estate
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Westminster were SURE they would win.

 

So they allowed a referendum.

 

And they almost miscalculated.

 

Madrid is SURE they will lose.

 

They therefore cannot afford to offer a referendum.

 

The U.K is not more democratic - the Scottish voter is just more stupefied than their Catalonian counterpart.

Sun, 09/21/2014 - 18:46 | 5241380 smacker
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Excellent analysis.

Sun, 09/21/2014 - 19:33 | 5241478 Freddie
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The Catalans have more balls than the Scots.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=79hZrZrNlPo

It's shite being Scottish!  (epic rant)

Sun, 09/21/2014 - 19:41 | 5241490 Hengist
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Well when your men wear skirts what do you expect.

Sun, 09/21/2014 - 21:25 | 5241808 andrewp111
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No, it is simply that the Catalonians are in a better economic position than the Scots. Catalonia is the economic powerhouse of Spain. Scotland is a basket case. If Scotland were independent, it would have to rely on sheep, booze, and a seriously depleted oil reserve for revenue. Scotland would have been forced to cozy up to Putin to survive. Welfare benefits in Glasgow would have less purchasing power than now. But Catalonia could give Spain the middle finger and survive just fine if it was allowed into the EU.

Sun, 09/21/2014 - 18:37 | 5241368 toady
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Which one is d.c. to texas?

Ottawa to Quebec?

Sun, 09/21/2014 - 18:51 | 5241390 Kirk2NCC1701
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That's obvious:  The left (polite) one is Ottawa to Quebec, and the right one is DC to Texas.

Same outcome, different presentation.

Sun, 09/21/2014 - 18:59 | 5241409 toady
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I was thinking it was the finger for both.

I know quite a few militant French-Canadians

Sun, 09/21/2014 - 19:59 | 5241538 Terminus C
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They may be militant but they are the vanguard of the Free Shit Army.

Sun, 09/21/2014 - 18:55 | 5241402 smacker
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The irony of the Spanish mess is that they supposedly have a Conservative government. Aren't they the ones who claim to believe in self-determination, freedom, liberty and all the other good things which respect the wishes of the people??

Or are they simply the right hand head of the two-headed monster called socialism??

Sun, 09/21/2014 - 20:14 | 5241595 logicalman
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Government always looks like a two headed monster.

The illusion of choice.

Fools most of the people, most of the time.

 

Sun, 09/21/2014 - 20:38 | 5241673 Democratic koolaid
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Soon as the Royalists lost control of public tax revenues and socialism began to bloom they just became buisnesses that prays on Government/the publics money all while promoting mismanagment.

Communism went to far and socialism not far enought...  what's in the middle is what you all live in, exept you survivalists.

 

 

Sun, 09/21/2014 - 22:40 | 5241987 Thurifer
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Vive le Roi!!

Sun, 09/21/2014 - 21:26 | 5241815 Thurifer
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Conservatism in the US is mostly small government. In Europe both the left and the right are Statist

Mon, 09/22/2014 - 04:53 | 5242366 Ghordius
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"The irony of the Spanish mess is that they supposedly have a Conservative government. Aren't they the ones who claim to believe in self-determination, freedom, liberty and all the other good things which respect the wishes of the people??"

smacker, actually... no

what you are describing, is a national-liberal agenda, a mix of conservative and liberal points

conservatives are a completely different breed altogether

it starts with your British Torys: their full name is "Conservative and Unionist Party". Conservatives usually believe in National Integrity, which is really the opposite of self-determination... for parts of their territories

further, in social matters conservatives are anti-progressists, they believe less in personal liberties then for example liberals or socialists, for example when it comes to the traditional family, who is supposed to marry who, how a family is supposed to look like if the family as building block of the nation is needed at all. a good example are the Maltese, who had some problems even allowing divorce, until lately

in economic matters, conservatives tend to foster national industries, in strict contrast to globalization-friendly liberals. the French are more conservatives then Britons, in this

this mixing up of socialists and conservatives is a typical US/UK "left-right" misrepresentation that stems from the fact that both countries are liberal first, and all the rest a distant second, so that classic political stances and labels don't apply there

Sun, 09/21/2014 - 19:04 | 5241420 Barnaby
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Fuck your mother, Madrid.

- The Cid

PS: Jimena says fuck yourself too

Sun, 09/21/2014 - 19:33 | 5241477 kaiserhoff
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Dios sabe pobres cataluña.

Sun, 09/21/2014 - 19:37 | 5241483 Bangalore Equit...
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Listen. It's toon time bitchez!

Sun, 09/21/2014 - 20:16 | 5241605 BullyBearish
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The only reason they were allowed to vote was because the results were a foregone conclusion.  Same if the vote occurs in Catalonia.

Sun, 09/21/2014 - 21:19 | 5241796 andrewp111
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The vote will not happen in Catalonia for this very reason.

Sun, 09/21/2014 - 21:43 | 5241853 Jerusalem Cats
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 Remember the Irish. It may take 20 years but people will take action one way or the other.

Mon, 09/22/2014 - 05:03 | 5242372 The Abstraction...
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The economy will collapse within 2 years and that will be the game changer.

Sun, 09/21/2014 - 22:36 | 5241977 absente reo
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To all those complaining that the Scottish vote was rigged, and having a good go at my country of birth, just shut the fuck up already. You can't rig that many fucking votes on that big a scale. Look in the mirror if you want a fucked up election: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_presidential_election,_2000

England isn't perfect but it's a fuckload less imperfect than 99% of the rest of the planet. 

Sun, 09/21/2014 - 23:34 | 5242124 CCanuck
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London fucked up most of the planet!

Mon, 09/22/2014 - 05:01 | 5242369 The Abstraction...
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We gave the planet its railways.

Sun, 09/21/2014 - 23:51 | 5242142 Ckierst1
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Oh please m'sabe, bring us filthy savages civilization!  To whatever extent the rest of the globe is more imperfect than the Brittanic realm, it is to a considerable degree because the elitist, imperialistic, socialistic and mercantilistic Brits have been fucking with everybody else for several centuries and we have yet to shake off the ill effects.  Don't peddle your bullshit here fella, this is the fight club.  You turkeys can't seem to trust one another with pointy objects, but you're better than us 99 percentages all right-chummmm!

Mon, 09/22/2014 - 02:28 | 5242305 Chris Rofot
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Very true, but like anything else, the real question is found in the 'why'? The true difference is because in Scotland TPTB knew through their control of the BBC et al, that they could scare the old folks up north just enough to create enough uncertainty and doubt, that should some vote rigging be necessary, it would be marginal enough to largely go unnoticed. In  Catalonia, if you look at the video below with at least a half million or more people flooding the streets, TPTB realize any attempt to try to rig the outcome would be very apparent.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=SmhiXnRtTVg

Mon, 09/22/2014 - 02:37 | 5242309 suprinity
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Cartoon should be called: "What London did to Scotland; Before & After"

Mon, 09/22/2014 - 02:39 | 5242310 Hobbleknee
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It's missing a frame where they hand the box to the vote counters giving the finger.

“If voting made any difference they wouldn't let us do it.”

-Mark Twain

Mon, 09/22/2014 - 05:54 | 5242397 mantrid
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And about difference between them and Ukraine

Mon, 09/22/2014 - 06:56 | 5242419 Luis_
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Let's see what happens... If catalans don't get to vote they may have early elections next year, with an implicit plebiscite. It the indepentist vote wins clearly, let's see what happens then...

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