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ISIS Slams "Mule Of The Jews" Obama, Demands Killing Of "Disbelievers" Especially "Filthy French"

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Having released some 46 Turkish hostages, because "Turkey refused to agree to the US demand for 'active support of the coalition'," ISIS has come out swinging in its first 'official' statement since President Obama unveiled his 'strategy' for "degrading and destroying" them, with a call for all followers of Allah to make the coalition campaign the "last crusader campaign," and calls Obama "vile", more foolish than Bush, and a "mule of the Jews." Warning Americans and Europeans that "you will pay a great price, when your economies collapse," ISIS blasts Kerry, "the uncircumcised old geezer," for his "false arguments." The statement concludes by telling ISIS followers, "if you can kill a disbelieving American or European - especially the spiteful and filthy French - or an Australian, or a Canadian, or any other disbeliever from the disbelievers waging war, including the citizens of the countries that entered into a coalition against the Islamic State, then rely upon Allah, and kill him in any manner or way however it may be."

As Al-Monitor reports, Forty-nine staff members of the Turkish Consulate in Mosul (three of whom are Iraqi nationals) who were taken hostage June 11 by the Islamic State (IS) were freed at 6:30 a.m. Sept. 20. Details of the operation are slowly emerging.

Interesting reports surfaced on the Takvahaber news website, which is identified as the IS mouthpiece in Turkey. According to one Takvahaber report, which was based on the Twitter account of Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi, the IS caliph, the decision to release the hostages was personally approved by Baghdadi after Turkey refused to agree to the US demand for “active support of the coalition.”

 

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In addition to the key question of whether the hostages were rescued through an operation or handed over by IS to Turkish officials, another question that gained prominence is, “Why now?” Why did IS give up the strategic ace it was holding against Turkey just now that the United States is setting up a coalition and is about to launch a military offensive?

And then ISIS issues its first post-Obama Strategy statement...

Select excerpts from the ISIS Statement (source):

Rejection of the truth, mockery of it, belying the people of truth, using falsehood in argumentation, plots, mobilization, intimidation, enmity, and war – all this is the condition of the disbelievers concerning the truth and the followers of the messengers since ancient times. The known factors of the battle are similar throughout the ages. Theirs is a conceited and brash encampment of falsehood, which demonstrates itself to be powerful, and subduing, one that no conqueror can dominate nor any defender withstand. But the reality is they are fearful and terrified, humiliated and left with a weak plan, shaken and defeated, despite their uninhibited movement throughout the lands. Their television and satellite channels as well as their sorcerers are in a state of alert day and night. They dispute by using sorcery, falsifying events, altering realities, and duping people. They deceive, incite, mobilize, and amass against the people of truth. They display the people of falsehood in every guise of strength, ability, force, and fierceness, in desperate and failed attempts to invalidate the truth, scare its followers, and defeat them. This is the case in every age and time.

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O America, O allies of America, and O crusaders, know that the matter is more dangerous than you have imagined and greater than you have envisioned. We have warned you that today we are in a new era, an era where the State, its soldiers, and its sons are leaders not slaves.

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So mobilize your forces, O crusaders. Mobilize your forces, roar with thunder, threaten whom you want, plot, arm your troops, prepare yourselves, strike, kill, and destroy us. This will not avail you. You will be defeated. This will not avail you, for our Lord, the Mighty, the Prevailing, has promised us with our victory and your defeat. Send arms and equipment to your agents and dogs. Prepare them with the most modern equipment. Send them very much, for it will end up as war booty in our hands by Allah’s permission. You will spend it, then it will be a source of regret for you, then you will be defeated. Look at your armored vehicles, machinery, weaponry, and equipment. It is in our hands. Allah granted it to us. We fight you with it. So die in your rage.

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And O Obama, O mule of the jews. You are vile. You are vile. You are vile. And you will be disappointed, Obama. Is this all you were capable of doing in this campaign of yours? Is this how far America has reached of incapacity and weakness? Are America and all its allies from amongst the crusaders and atheists unable to come down to the ground? Have you not realized – O crusaders – that proxy wars have not availed you nor will they ever avail you? Have you not realized, O mule of the jews, that the battle cannot be decided from the air at all? Or do you think that you are smarter than Bush, your obeyed fool, when he brought the armies of the cross and placed them under the fire of the mujahidin on the ground? No, you are more foolish than him.

You claimed to have withdrawn from Iraq – O Obama – four years ago. We said to you then that you were liars, that you had not withdrawn, and that if you had withdrawn that you would return, even if after some time, you would return. Here you are; you have not withdrawn. Rather you hid some of your forces behind your proxies and withdrew the rest. Your forces will return greater in number than they were before. You will return and your proxies will not avail you. And if you are not able to return, then we will come to your homeland by Allah’s permission.O mule of the jews, you claimed today that America would not be drawn to a war on the ground. No, it will be drawn and dragged. It will come down to the ground and it will be led to its death, grave, and destruction.

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O Americans, and O Europeans, the Islamic State did not initiate a war against you, as your governments and media try to make you believe. It is you who started the transgression against us, and thus you deserve blame and you will pay a great price. You will pay the price when your economies collapse. You will pay the price when your sons are sent to wage war against us and they return to you as disabled amputees, or inside coffins, or mentally ill. You will pay the price as you are afraid of travelling to any land. Rather you will pay the price as you walk on your streets, turning right and left, fearing the Muslims. You will not feel secure even in your bedrooms. You will pay the price when this crusade of yours collapses, and thereafter we will strike you in your homeland, and you will never be able to harm anyone afterwards. You will pay the price, and we have prepared for you what will pain you.

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So America and its allies rose in order to save the world from the “terrorism and barbarity of the Islamic State” as they allege. They rallied the entire global media, driving it with false arguments to delude the masses and lead them to believe that the Islamic State was the root of evil and the source of corruption, and that it was the one killing and displacing the people, arresting and murdering those who are “peaceful,” demolishing houses, destroying cities, and terrorizing the women and children who were previously safe. The media portrayed the crusaders as good, merciful, noble, generous, honorable and passionate people who feared for Islam and the Muslims the “corruption and cruelty of the khaw?rij (a deviant, extremist sect) of the Islamic State” as they allege. To the extent that Kerry, the uncircumcised old geezer, suddenly became an Islamic jurist, issuing a verdict to the people that the Islamic State was distorting Islam, that what it was doing was against Islamic teachings, and that the Islamic State was an enemy of Islam.

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The best thing you can do is to strive to your best and kill any disbeliever, whether he be French, American, or from any of their allies. {O you who have believed, take your precaution and [either] go forth in companies or go forth all together} [An-Nis?’: 71].

If you are not able to find an IED or a bullet, then single out the disbelieving American, Frenchman, or any of their allies. Smash his head with a rock, or slaughter him with a knife, or run him over with your car, or throw him down from a high place, or choke him, or poison him. Do not lack. Do not be contemptible. Let your slogan be, “May I not be saved if the cross worshipper and tagh?t (ruler ruling by manmade laws) patron survives.”

If you are unable to do so, then burn his home, car, or business. Or destroy his crops. If you are unable to do so, then spit in his face. If your self refuses to do so, while your brothers are being bombarded and killed, and while their blood and wealth everywhere is deemed lawful by their enemies, then review your religion.

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Finally, we do not want to forget to direct a message towards our Muslim people and brothers from the Kurds in Iraq, Sh?m, and elsewhere. Our war with Kurds is a religious war. It is not a nationalistic war – we seek the refuge of Allah. We do not fight Kurds because they are Kurds. Rather we fight the disbelievers amongst them, the allies of the crusaders and jews in their war against the Muslims. As for the Muslim Kurds, then they are our people and brothers wherever they may be. We spill our blood to save their blood. The Muslim Kurds in the ranks of the Islamic State are many. They are the toughest of fighters against the disbelievers amongst their people.

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May blessings and peace be upon our prophet Muhammad, and all his family and companions.

Our final call is: Praise be to Allah, Lord of the worlds!

Full statement here (PDF)

 

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Sun, 09/21/2014 - 20:03 | 5241549 AlaricBalth
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Now I'm ready for a fight!!! ISIS has insulted mules.

Sun, 09/21/2014 - 20:06 | 5241559 kaiserhoff
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Hell yes.  That should be Whore of the Jews.

  Fucking rag heads.

Sun, 09/21/2014 - 20:09 | 5241573 AlaricBalth
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Agreed kauserhoff. Mules are hard working and intelligent. Our current occupant of the White House, not so much.

Sun, 09/21/2014 - 20:10 | 5241582 Bangalore Equit...
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Listen, the French Mules will not stand for this!

Sun, 09/21/2014 - 20:11 | 5241589 knukles
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Nhaaaaaaaay

Sun, 09/21/2014 - 20:21 | 5241615 Keyser
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You know, he's got a point... 

Sun, 09/21/2014 - 20:59 | 5241739 Four chan
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is takes over france is so 2002. france has been muslim state for a while after idiotic immigration laws ruined the french way of life. shame.

Sun, 09/21/2014 - 21:05 | 5241759 Raymond K Hessel
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Does anybody else think it's weird that he singles out the French out of all the other allies in this?

What's going on there?

Is it because of their culture laws?

Just curious if anyone else has a bead behind what this ass hat clown is saying. Thanks. 

Sun, 09/21/2014 - 21:17 | 5241788 knukles
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They made a big "francophone" like show and tell yesterday or the day before about a single air force bombing raid on an ISIS ammo and fuel depot.
Their normal token gesture blown into the grand deciding victory as befits any self-delusional imagery of Empire.
Plus, they're easy to make fun of.

Sun, 09/21/2014 - 21:26 | 5241813 remain calm
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I dare you ISIS to try and kill my president, mule of Jews. He is stronger than Allah, he pisses on your whore

Sun, 09/21/2014 - 22:14 | 5241925 sleigher
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lol, nice try

Sun, 09/21/2014 - 22:27 | 5241948 0b1knob
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< "Filthy French" is figuratively true.

< "Filthy French" is literally true.

Sun, 09/21/2014 - 22:31 | 5241954 wee-weed up
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Ah yes! Islam, The "Religion of Peace."

Genital mutilations, honor killings, pedophelia, degrading women, beheadings, children suicide bombers...

I'm sure others can add to their wonderful qualities.

Sun, 09/21/2014 - 22:30 | 5241966 COSMOS
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Any French hostages in ISIS hands are officially SCREWED

Sun, 09/21/2014 - 22:50 | 5242014 The Doofus
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I really miss Saddam and Qadaffi.  Getting them killed was a huge mistake.  They kept the peanut gallery in line.  With that said, it'll take boots on the ground to defeat ISIS.  I see that happening in late 2015.

Sun, 09/21/2014 - 23:04 | 5242055 wee-weed up
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But... but... Obozo has sworn to everyone who will listen...

"No boots on the ground!"

Surely, he would not lie to us...

Would he?

Sun, 09/21/2014 - 23:11 | 5242072 The9thDoctor
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I have a question.

What's worse, a Jewish-controlled Federal Reserve or a Muslim-controlled Federal Reserve?

Mon, 09/22/2014 - 01:07 | 5242249 BaBaBouy
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"" ISIS blasts Kerry, "the uncircumcised old geezer," for his "false arguments.""

WELL... If Thems' Ain't Fighting Words.?.

BTW... Please Be Advised there Is A MAJOR SHORTAGE Of Virgins In The Afterlife.
The Estimated Wait Time For Your "72 VIRGINS" Is Approx. 10,142 Years, So
You'll Need At Least 1 Good Hand...

Mon, 09/22/2014 - 03:37 | 5242340 Titus
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To the extent that Kerry, the uncircumcised old geezer, suddenly became an Islamic jurist, issuing a verdict to the people that the Islamic State was distorting Islam, that what it was doing was against Islamic teachings, and that the Islamic State was an enemy of Islam.

Looks like no one has educated this fool on Kerry's Jewish heritage.
There's no chance in hell he isn't circumsized.

http://judaism.about.com/od/jewishgenealogy/a/jewpas_kerry.htm

This dipshit Al Quaeda renamed ISIS leader was created and funded by none other than John Kerry and the USA war machine.

Al Quaeda turned ISIS is just a tool, an excuse, for the military takeover of the middle east before China snatches it up.

 


Mon, 09/22/2014 - 01:37 | 5242278 xavi1951
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9th doc

If you don't know the answer, you really are an idiot!  Pull your head out of the Saudi sand.  Muslim!

Mon, 09/22/2014 - 03:15 | 5242329 Zero Point
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Charging interest is Haram, and using precious metals as money is Halal. I'll take the Muslims thanks.

Mon, 09/22/2014 - 03:26 | 5242335 JamesBond
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ISIS believes this is a continuation of the crusades.  It is has always been a religious war and still is to them.  the crusades set islam's dominaton of the world back centuries.  they plan to recify that.

 

 

 

jb

Mon, 09/22/2014 - 07:40 | 5242463 Keyser
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30,000+ well armed camel jockeys does not spell crusades 2.0, no matter how big a boogieman the west wants... 

Mon, 09/22/2014 - 09:31 | 5242659 Jstanley011
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Hee haw...

Mon, 09/22/2014 - 10:14 | 5242797 JR
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I have an answer.

The Muslims reject usury, i.e., lending money at interest. The Jews invented usury…and gave us a debt-based monetary system, i.e., the Fed.

Jewish billionaires in the movie/media industry give us porn, homosexual acts, fornication, decadence, blaspheme Jesus and the Virgin Mary and use the Fed to finance Israel’s wars. Jewish revolutionaries in AIPAC corrupt the society, sexualize the children and divide the nation. The Muslims believe in God, revere Jesus Christ as a prophet, abhor abortion, homosexuality, blasphemy, pornography, the sexual revolution, adultery, fornication and, in general, leave America alone.

Unfortunately, as Mayer Amshel Bauer Rothschild warned: "Give me control of a nation's money and I care not who makes its laws" — Mayer Amschel Bauer Rothschild

Take your pick.

Sun, 09/21/2014 - 23:06 | 5242060 surfsup
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ISIS:   The buglamp for all radicals in the area....   

Attract -- Trap -- Vaporize 

Sun, 09/21/2014 - 23:35 | 5242129 Real Estate Geek
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I propose a boycott of the phrase "boots on the ground."  Let's instead say "shitloads of dead or mangled bodies, and billions of dollars we don't have."

It doesn't exactly trip off your tongue like a Nancy Sinatra ditty, but it's a more accurate characterization.

Mon, 09/22/2014 - 05:46 | 5242392 Eirik Magnus Larssen
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As if Christianity was any better in its heydays, which are now referred to by historians as the "Dark Ages".

Mon, 09/22/2014 - 07:33 | 5242453 Buckaroo Banzai
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Yeah, except your assertions have no basis in actual historical fact.

You couldn't be more wrong.

http://www.amazon.com/Holy-Warriors-Demise-Classical-Civilization/dp/098...

Mon, 09/22/2014 - 05:19 | 5242382 john.smith
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Your statement on Islam contains many flasehoods. You have obviously never read the arabic sources and instead rely on anti-islam commentators to reach your affirmations on Islam.

 

Genital Mutilations: I'm assuming you are referring to female circumcision, since male circumcision is practiced by everyone. Female circumcision however has not been prescribed by Islam. It is an inherited African practice. You can see this by the fact non-muslim africans practice it, and that it is not practiced by non-african muslims, even in the die-hard islam center of Saudi Arabia.

Honor Killings: Islam forbids honor killings. In fact, a Jordanian christian recently killed his daugther for loving a muslim man and converting to Islam "an honor killing". This does not mean christianity allows honor killings.

Pedophelia: If you are reffering to prophet mohammed's marriage, the social standards in those times were different. Today in most if not all muslim countries you cannot marry under 15-16, and most have 18 as the minimum age. This is inline with the age of consent in most of the Western world.

Degrading women: This is a very general claim. Islam obviously does not order the degradation of women. One in fact could make a similar general claim about the west. After all, is it not degrading to women to sexualize everything and turn them into just bodies twerking for the pleasure of men?

Beheadings: Practiced mostly by groups and regimes funded and supported by the US.

Children suicide bombers: Where? when?

 

 

 

Mon, 09/22/2014 - 06:21 | 5242394 Eirik Magnus Larssen
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The ironic part is that the most virulent critics of Islam tend to be Christian or Christian-based zealots in their own right. This back and forth essentially boils down to a huge argument about whose invisible magic man in the sky is the better one.

Karl Marx once described religion as "the sigh of the oppressed creature", the "heart of the heartless world". He diagnosed religion as something which exists only by virtue of people not having a better alternative.

Today, we have those better alternatives; science, social security, and solidarity. In the parts of the world where these concepts have been well-established, secularism and even atheism are consistently seen to be on the rise, with religion continuing to lose much of its influence. Conversely, in the regions of the world where these concepts have not (yet) been well-established, religion is seen to retain much of its influence. Religion essentially requires people to be in a position of uncertainty, misery and ignorance to be able to thrive.

That tells us a great deal about its nature.

This is compounded by the fact that people may lead inspired, ethical and purposeful lives entirely without religion. Landing people on the moon's surface or curing AIDS without science, however, isn't possible. Religious beliefs and related superstitions are, for all intents and purposes, diseases to our human species. This seems to hold true especially with these Abrahamic religions, which show themselves to be virulent sources of fanaticism and division, over even the most trivial and silliest of issues.

Mon, 09/22/2014 - 07:36 | 5242457 Buckaroo Banzai
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There is nothing more pathetic or deranged than a Muslim apologist.

Mon, 09/22/2014 - 20:21 | 5245262 1911A1
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Bullshit. What you are attempting to describe is better known as Humanism or perhaps Scientism, but you fail to identify it as such.

The question then becomes, who defines what is "inspired, ethical and purposeful?"

Those in power choose to define it however it suits them, thus you end up with things such as genocide, eugenics, Stalin's purges, etc.

Atheism is hardly the source of the utopia you wish for.

Perhaps Mark Passio's Natural Law lecture is appropriate about here?

Mon, 09/22/2014 - 08:05 | 5242489 danepol
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john.smith a.k.a. mohammed raghead, your apology for Islam noted and duly rejected.

Sun, 09/21/2014 - 22:58 | 5242034 newdoobie
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I've been on my own now for two days and I'm already as dirty as a frenchman

Mon, 09/22/2014 - 05:01 | 5242368 Eirik Magnus Larssen
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I well and truly lost it at the "uncircumcised old geezer" part.

Mon, 09/22/2014 - 10:29 | 5242852 Analyse2
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@newdoobie

Kind of nazi joke ...

Sun, 09/21/2014 - 22:49 | 5242013 newdoobie
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Had to log in to upvote that!

Mon, 09/22/2014 - 01:01 | 5242245 DC Exile
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And how does ISIS know -- in their words -- the "old geezer" John Kerry is uncircumcised?

Mon, 09/22/2014 - 01:23 | 5242263 boattrash
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Yeah, I guess they had to trade a lot of "hummers" for those Hummers...

Sun, 09/21/2014 - 21:28 | 5241823 Raymond K Hessel
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Thanks.  Makes sense now.

Sun, 09/21/2014 - 21:16 | 5241789 Spastica Rex
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It's the cheese, gotta be.

Sun, 09/21/2014 - 21:20 | 5241794 AlaricBalth
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French Jets Carry Out First Attack on Islamic State in Iraq
http://www.thetimes.co.uk/tto/news/world/middleeast/article4211715.ece

Sun, 09/21/2014 - 21:28 | 5241825 Raymond K Hessel
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Thanks makes sense now.

Sun, 09/21/2014 - 23:01 | 5242048 Son of Loki
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Eye-Sis sure has a way with words. At least they didn't call Horseface, Horseface. That would have been going too far!

Sun, 09/21/2014 - 21:28 | 5241822 SAT 800
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It's because of their air strikes; they like blowing up helpless civilians; it helps with the "little penis" problem they have left over from the Germans, who could fight back.

Sun, 09/21/2014 - 21:32 | 5241836 knukles
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Now who the fuck reddied that?  Huh?  OK, saddle up, bitchez, time to go fight for the Froggies ... protect 'em from themselves ...  Maginot Line time!

Sun, 09/21/2014 - 21:53 | 5241876 SAT 800
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thank you for your sympathy. please do see my link; it explains the situation very clearly.

Sun, 09/21/2014 - 22:26 | 5241947 Nexus789
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As soon as ISIL threatens Paris they will surrender.

Mon, 09/22/2014 - 05:21 | 5242384 Analyse2
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@Nexus789

Again and again:

This kind of ugly disdain and nasty jokes come from the firm refusal of the French to join America in Irak, in 2003.

Since France refused to go to Iraq, American warmongers and neo-cons made French army look like cowards – as a punishment.

But History has proved the French were right, and that the WMD were only a dirty trick to serve as a pretext.

Nevertheless, the hate of american warmongers against France remains still there, well alive, even in ZH.

This stale hate still shows through "innocent good jokes" about the “surrender monkeys” and their white flag … As for the rest, the French can be proud of their Military History which remains despite these stupid jokes the best military record in Europe.

 

Mon, 09/22/2014 - 06:36 | 5242411 Winston Churchill
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Hardly, The English have been taking the piss out of the French since

Napoleanic times.The Americans are just slow to catch on, in an exceptional special ed.

sort of way.

Mon, 09/22/2014 - 11:12 | 5243006 Analyse2
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@Winston Churchill

Even in Waterloo the British were defeated and on the point of retire. They were only saved by the arrival of the Prussian Army ...

Mon, 09/22/2014 - 08:59 | 5242585 knukles
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Ah hah!  Another delusional Frog apologist ....

Mon, 09/22/2014 - 07:04 | 5242425 Lea
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"It's because of their air strikes; they like blowing up helpless civilians; it helps with the "little penis" problem they have"

You're talking about the Americans, right?

Mon, 09/22/2014 - 07:43 | 5242468 Volaille de Bresse
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No Americans have a penis but because of their morbid obesity, they rarely see it.

See it's easy to make fun of Muricans too. You just have to look at them in the streets of Paris.

Mon, 09/22/2014 - 10:35 | 5242880 Analyse2
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@SAT800  - "they like blowing up helpless civilians"

Like in Hiroshima and Nagazaki or in Vietnam ?

Sun, 09/21/2014 - 21:41 | 5241851 Berspankme
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I think gerard depardieu was spotted eating a bacon sandwich?

Sun, 09/21/2014 - 21:18 | 5241792 oudinot
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No, Four chan, moron-France had Algeria (Muslim, duh?) as a colony ; France  allowed -after the brutal Franco/Algerian war in the early sixties-Algerians French passports.

Sun, 09/21/2014 - 21:31 | 5241830 teslaberry
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10% of french are islam arab/african. 

 

not even close to a majority. 

Sun, 09/21/2014 - 21:34 | 5241837 knukles
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Oh... kinda like Chicago voting.

Sun, 09/21/2014 - 20:33 | 5241662 Thomas
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That is serious western-style trash talkin' they be doin'. 

Sun, 09/21/2014 - 20:38 | 5241677 knukles
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Be gettin' dat sheeeit frum sum Chicago brothas, Yo?

Sun, 09/21/2014 - 20:39 | 5241679 old naughty
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so (cough) the "threat" (cough) cometh, finally !?

Sun, 09/21/2014 - 21:44 | 5241855 disabledvet
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It's straight out of the Dana Carvey "Islamic threat assessment handbook for beginners."

Apparently all of the good coffee shops have been taken over by these clowns too.

Sun, 09/21/2014 - 20:40 | 5241686 nmewn
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Pan to Hollande dropping his gun & cowering in the corner...lol.

Sooo, ummm, why isn't this AND ebola a problem of "crisis proportions" for the UN again?

Yeah, I thought so, too busy saving the entire world from global warming ;-)

Sun, 09/21/2014 - 20:54 | 5241721 knukles
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Come to think about it.....

Big alliance at the Global Warming Conference   (not)
Big alliance to fight the Perpetual Existential Permanent Enemy threat, ISIS/L  (not)
Big alliance to fight the Evil Empire (Old Soviet Russia, reincarnated)  (not)
Big alliance to fight (as a matter of fact a big alliance of who gives a fuck) Ebola  (not)

Shit's all comin' together quite nicely, thank you Mr and Mrs Kalabash, where ever you are.
Y'all can sleep well tonight.

"There's always tomorrow"
     -Scarlet O'Hara  (That worked out great too, didn't it?)

Sun, 09/21/2014 - 21:45 | 5241857 Ralph Spoilsport
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It's coming together alright. A responsible non-unilateral commission with Authority should be created to investigate and assess the situation, then deal with the responsible parties. I'd start by interviewing some Frenchmen and the Duke of Clarence.

Sun, 09/21/2014 - 21:55 | 5241878 XitSam
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I bet Obama is thin-skinned enough to let this screed bother him.

Sun, 09/21/2014 - 22:17 | 5241932 knukles
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That's part of what this shit is all about.  Getting into the other guy's head.
Make him stumble all over himself.
Unfortunately, Putin's been jerking around the West damned good, doing exactly that!
And it's gonna happen here, again.
The West simply has no effective, cohesive leadership to stand up to these challenges.

To wit:  How far is the EU gonna push Russia with Winter Coming On?
Huh?
And get the Irony of It all.
What has always been Mother Russia's greatest Ally?

Winter.

Sun, 09/21/2014 - 23:04 | 5242056 conscious being
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Knuckles, there are "leaders" in the West, but their sad focus is on looting. This is why tribes are going to make a big comeback. You can't trust anybody else.

Mon, 09/22/2014 - 06:27 | 5242409 LostandFound
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Something tells me France will be the first victim of a 9/11 attack. Hollande's ratings are the lowest of all time, it is a high muslim population and a high percentage of young muslim backing of ISIS.

I will be glad when my wife returns from Cannes tonight! 

Sun, 09/21/2014 - 20:12 | 5241594 max2205
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Kerry's not circumcised ? I thought he was and that it made his face so tight..... Oh well

Sun, 09/21/2014 - 20:32 | 5241659 Hulk
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I hear Kerry's foreskin smells like Heinz...

Sun, 09/21/2014 - 20:40 | 5241687 old naughty
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Damn, I just bought a bottle...

thar it goes...replaced by Chinese made?

Sun, 09/21/2014 - 21:07 | 5241762 Raymond K Hessel
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That's becuase Mr. Heinz's junk is in kept safe in Mrs. Heinz's purse.

Mon, 09/22/2014 - 01:31 | 5242271 boattrash
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Dammit Hulk, I've had to repack oozing human guts with 20 ft of gauze during my lunch-break,

but you sir, almost made me puke a little bit with that one.

Sun, 09/21/2014 - 21:27 | 5241821 IndyPat
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....blasts Kerry, "the uncircumcised old geezer," ....

THAT is rich. Nice of ISIS to give John Kerry Kohn some cover, better cover than a shamrock sewn on his little beanie.

ISIS just put on the leather jacket and water skis with that statement....time to jump the shark.

This is proof that with a connected world and alterantive media its just damn near impossible to run a convincing Op these days.

Fucking hilarious!

Sun, 09/21/2014 - 21:46 | 5241865 disabledvet
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ISA! ISA! ISA! ISA!

I mean seriously...what about the whole "we play soccer with your head" thing? Before you get the interview with Oprah you wanna go there first...

Sun, 09/21/2014 - 22:51 | 5242018 OpenThePodBayDoorHAL
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I mean this whole WORLD has just become too WACK to be believed.

"uncircumsized old geezer" that had me blowing my coffee out my nose

Sun, 09/21/2014 - 23:40 | 5242138 MsCreant
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Uh, how do they know he is not circumcised?

Mon, 09/22/2014 - 00:20 | 5242198 FeralSerf
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Mossad told them.

"By way of deception, thou shalt do war."

Sun, 09/21/2014 - 20:11 | 5241585 kaiserhoff
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A mule knows its ass from a whole in the ground,

   and cares.

Sun, 09/21/2014 - 20:16 | 5241590 knukles
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LOL

 

It's the cares part that is so ironically disturbing

Sun, 09/21/2014 - 20:29 | 5241647 Greenskeeper_Carl
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"Mule of the jews"

Thats some funny shit right there

Sun, 09/21/2014 - 20:35 | 5241671 kaiserhoff
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At least they know which side they are on. 

More than we can say for Obozo.

Sun, 09/21/2014 - 20:37 | 5241675 intric8
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Since they're being so moronically cavalier about their what they write, they should have added "We will monkey-hammer Obozo into serving us bananas"

Sun, 09/21/2014 - 20:39 | 5241680 knukles
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That's just so wrong.

Sun, 09/21/2014 - 21:34 | 5241841 SAT 800
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Ha-ha. well, they do need a new speech writer.

Mon, 09/22/2014 - 04:29 | 5242355 SAT 800
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So if we call the White House Phone line; can we just ask to speak to "the Mule of the Jews" ?

Sun, 09/21/2014 - 20:11 | 5241586 max2205
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Or car, or a rock,or.......a nail gun.....

Sun, 09/21/2014 - 20:09 | 5241579 max2205
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O you, shut the fuck up!

Sun, 09/21/2014 - 20:10 | 5241583 InjectTheVenom
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goddammitt can we pleeeeeez get the name of our new boogeyman right , for once and for all...is it ISISSSSS OR. ISILLLlLL ?!??!?!

Sun, 09/21/2014 - 20:18 | 5241612 knukles
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Oceania
Let's all here on the Hedge just start calling it Oceania
It will eliminate any further confusion and show the appropriate respect of our superiors

Sun, 09/21/2014 - 21:33 | 5241835 Raymond K Hessel
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You're a fucking genius.  

ISIS/L (did I just spell Izzizle?) is Oceania.

Russia/Ukraine and the 24 Hr countries is Eurasia

The US and its souther border as the Disputed Region

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nations_of_Nineteen_Eighty-Four

Sun, 09/21/2014 - 20:44 | 5241692 NoDebt
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Almost everyone calls them ISIS.  But every government stooge I've seen on TV (including Obama) calls them ISIL.

Now, ordinarily I wouldn't care.  But when something like that keeps happening over and over again, there's usually a reason.  Can't say I know the reason, but it's one of those things I put on par with including the middle name when speaking of of successful assassins (John Wilkes Booth, Lee Harvey Oswald) while unsuccessful assassins you only get their first and last name (John Hinkley Jr., for example).  

Sun, 09/21/2014 - 21:01 | 5241748 nmewn
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Being somewhat of a traditionalist, I'm staying with what they originally called themselves...ISIS. As opposed to ISIL of Iraq and the Levant, as they come from Syria and Britain, which is Akkadian-Anglo...or sumpin...lol.

Sun, 09/21/2014 - 22:16 | 5241930 Urban Roman
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They had to change the name because some mobile-financial-transaction-thingamarother had trademarked ISIS. It's really hard, because they need to change all their letterhead and business cards. And the press handouts.

Sun, 09/21/2014 - 22:44 | 5242000 nmewn
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I know, right?...lol.

Its like naming an electronic digit derived of nothingness "money" which cannot be held or exchanged without the support of something else and then going...doh! <facepalm>

Damn that marketing firm we listened to and then set our plan into action that cannot be recalled! They're all fired, for our own incompetence and charges will be pressed via the state apparatus at our disposal!!!

(Mumbling, I think I've just described modern bureaucracy...lol)

Sun, 09/21/2014 - 21:13 | 5241781 knukles
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That guy simply cannot deal with what most other see as reality.  Seems to think that if he simply says something, then it is.  That his desires as to what he wishes people to see, they do in fact, see and approve. (see Peggy Noonan's super column from this weekend below)

http://online.wsj.com/articles/the-unwisdom-of-barack-obama-1411076703?t...

Sun, 09/21/2014 - 21:56 | 5241879 SAT 800
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He's just following orders, knuckles. But the CIA has never been world-reknowned for strategy. eg. Bay of Pigs.

Sun, 09/21/2014 - 22:13 | 5241923 Bay of Pigs
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You rang?

Mon, 09/22/2014 - 04:31 | 5242356 SAT 800
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I told you not to answer at this number; meet me by the boat house in Washington Park at midnight.

Sun, 09/21/2014 - 21:17 | 5241761 knukles
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Dude... That is ever so very astute.
I'm gonna have to dig back into Bernays' Propaganda to find something about that.
Betcha it's mnemonics.....

The dude delivered the speech is named:

Shaykh Ab? Muhammad alShaykh - something or other toe-jam

See 3 names in the first half, alone
Serious Bad Actor.....

Must be the mnemonics

Sun, 09/21/2014 - 22:51 | 5242015 Serenity Now
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My understanding is that the L in ISIL stands for Levant, which is territory that IS has not conquered yet.

Now, if you are one of those countries, say Jordan, and the United States is supposed to be your ally, and the leader and media of the US continually say ISIL as if it were a fait accompli, what would you think?  Personally, I wouldn't feel too good about it.

Throughout history, the Left has been notorious for siding with any evil regime that wants to destroy our way of life.  Is that what's going on now?  Hard to say, but if it quacks like a duck....

Mon, 09/22/2014 - 04:46 | 5242362 Grumbleduke
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those "in the know" call them ISIL, and never ISIS.

This could be the reason, but what exactly "the know" is, I don't care. It's all psy-op to me.

Sun, 09/21/2014 - 20:45 | 5241697 nmewn
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Apparently its IS now, not to be confused with OZ and flying monkeys with hammers.

Sun, 09/21/2014 - 20:52 | 5241717 Fiat Envy
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The important part is to remember that even though Islamic is part of their name they arent Islamic.

Sun, 09/21/2014 - 20:58 | 5241737 knukles
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Exactly....
To quote:

"Our war with Kurds is a religious war. It is not a nationalistic war – we seek the refuge of Allah. We do not fight Kurds because they are Kurds. Rather we fight the disbelievers amongst them, the allies of the crusaders and jews in their war against the Muslims"

"O America, O allies of America, and O crusaders,"

"O Americans, and O Europeans, the Islamic State did not initiate a war against you"

"The best thing you can do is to strive to your best and kill any disbeliever, whether he be French, American, or from any of their allies"

"May blessings and peace be upon our prophet Muhammad, and all his family and companions ..... Praise be to Allah, Lord of the worlds!

Sun, 09/21/2014 - 21:09 | 5241769 nmewn
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Oh goody gum drops, they're just fighting the "disbelievers".

So they're just fighting against the disbelieveing Kurds, not the atheists and the Shia and the Buddihists and the Taoists and the Christians and the Wiccans etc.

Man...that was close.

For a minute there I thought there was a real problem ;-)

Sun, 09/21/2014 - 21:18 | 5241795 knukles
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No, no, nmewns....
Very narrow minded "folks"
We're OK ....
Tonight

 

Maybe

Sun, 09/21/2014 - 22:17 | 5241931 nmewn
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Narrow minded is right. Or left, I haven't quite decided ;-)

So lemme get this straight, for the Salafist-Wahhabi, its perfectly normal behavior to go on a butchering spree (to include all the above brown-white-black-yellow-red skinned people of the world) as a natural course of living their lives of spreading truth & wisdom...but when said brown-white-black-yellow-red skinned people of the world object to being slaughtered (and/or taxed as infidels) and start doing a little slaughtering of their own the observer is supposed to believe we've entered into some new racial paradigm or dynamic that must be addressed based on skin color?

I'm quite confident its just Tammy Faye Baker (with multi-color mascara running down her cheeks) beseeching someone to send her money with a towel wrapped around her head while pounding a sword on the table.

Could be jus me tho ;-)

Sun, 09/21/2014 - 22:29 | 5241958 knukles
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No, no, buddy.
I'm 100% with you, here.
There's no question that here on the Hedge as well as "out there" in reality (This is an island, you know?) that Christians, white Anglo-Saxon Males in Particular are in need of Reprogramming, Silencing, Elimination for Positions Earned in the names of diversity, love, tolerance. inclusiveness, fee speech, and all those other unimportant platitudes and associated bullshit, especially where Basic Natural Rights (the Laws of Nature and Nature's God*) are concerned, are to not apply, needlessly, so as to Ensure the Progressive Downfall of the Entire Western Culture of Freedoms Attempted to be Installed Here, Just some 200 Years Ago, are Concerned.
Oh fuck no.
It's all on track.  It is now past questionable, maybe even inevitably damaged, permanently, this blessed trial that began in 1776. 
Sure, lots of it sucked hind tit and there were and still are ghastly perversions of the Truly Noble Intent.
But it was the greatest pass ever made in modern recorded human history.
Perhaps Forever Gone
In our lifetime

On our watch

God Help Us All, for We Have Not Done Well by Ourselves.

*Declaration of Independence (one of the dangerous documents, not to be supported and adhered to under penalty to be determined)

Sun, 09/21/2014 - 22:52 | 5242026 nmewn
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Just as long as a few survive, that will be more than enough knuk's.

More than enough for these fuckers ;-)

Sun, 09/21/2014 - 22:51 | 5242022 janus
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Nmewn,

careful, you've got a boo-bear on your tail...somebody's indiscriminately redding you down.  you probably hurt somebodys feewings.  say you're sorry!

oh, and, btw, congrats to your seminoles...helluva game.  i have a lot of friends who're clemson fans, they don't like you guys very much (so there's a chance your boo-bear is a clemson tiger).  i've got a lil joke for ya:  why did FSU cross the road?  to get to the ACC.

full disclosure:  i'm a forth generation Mississippi State fan...looks like we may have a team this year.  but the SEC west is vicious.  we've got texas A&M and auburn back to back after the bye.  college football is the main thing i miss about dixie.

janus

Sun, 09/21/2014 - 23:19 | 5242096 nmewn
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lol...sometimes I go out of my way to hurt peoples feelings, I don't think my trolls are Clemson fans, Clemson fans have more class than my downers.

Yeah, we got by that one. Jameis has to learn he has lost his right to speak freely as any other college kid would and does...because of what he was accused of...not of anything he was ever convicted of. Its a lesson in life for the young man.

With leadership (which he sought) comes responsibility.

The acting prez and AD gets my complete, unapologetic scorn...and this is why:

"We have pronounced your penalty as a half game suspension. Upon consideration of the criticism of our sentencing we now escalate the sentence to a full game within 24hrs of kickoff and subject yet another young man to extreme adversity. So as to reveal to the world our own incompetence and PC vanity." - co-signed Stupid Bitch acting President born in DC sucking the hind tit of the MSM and her weak, ignorant AD director from Duke that now finds her as his boss.

Mon, 09/22/2014 - 00:11 | 5242180 janus
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totally agree, Nmewn...the most sordid episode in that non-event melodrama of an overly prissified and hypersensitive public was the administration's tacking on an extra half -- not that the first half was totally justified, anyway.  absolutely lacking in any dignity...i mean, was the half-game a barometer they were floating out to the public; only to gauge the general sway of public opinion, and then adjust it accordingly?  how low and spineless.  and these guys pay themselves 5 & 600 K/year to preen an prance around campus looking like idiots.  they bring shame on their institutions -- and they're all the same...it's like there's some mold in a foundry where they cast these university administrators from pretty dull stuff...dim witted automatons to a man (and the women are worse).

as for the punishment...yeah, some bullshit.  i see your point about them knowing what they're gettin into, but, even so, they're still kids/sophomoric adults...and this is the kind of stuff they do.  i mean, sexual assault, theft, 'cheating' (but, shit, the every single member of every single team 'cheats' on every single assignment and test...they're there to play football -- most of them could give two shits about academics.  it doesn't bother me; i'm just not going to indulge the crowd that lies to themselves and pretends it's otherwise...hell, pay em something..those kids draw the dough -- and it's being pocketedd by a bunch of pussies stuffed in suits, the ADs and university presidents?  sheeeeaaaat), missing practice...that kind of thing, yes suspend them or make them do laps.  but, pulling your starting QB for lewd shenanigans?  i think the prez and AD need to recognize who the people come to see...and it sure ain't those cunts.

janus

Mon, 09/22/2014 - 00:12 | 5242183 TheMeatTrapper
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I love it when white folks bend over backwards to explain away a nigger acting like a nigger - just because football is involved; when otherwise said nigger would be in jail. 

And we wonder why this country is fucked. 

Mon, 09/22/2014 - 07:21 | 5242441 nmewn
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I'm pretty sure I pointed out the difference in the Ferguson case where one group of blacks was trying to protect private property from another group of blacks.

Which of these two groups were "acting like niggers" and should be thrown in jail...in your opinion? ;-)

Sun, 09/21/2014 - 21:25 | 5241806 Hulk
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Somebody should tell them that its not that we are disbelievers or anything, its just that we have already had our 72 virgins and we are, like, still alive !!!

Sun, 09/21/2014 - 21:37 | 5241846 knukles
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Hah ha ha ha ha ha

 

"Bryllcreem, a
Hand job'll do ya...
Just wipe yer hand
On the camel's hair'"

Sun, 09/21/2014 - 21:38 | 5241848 Hulk
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Man, now I know you are old !!!

Sun, 09/21/2014 - 22:01 | 5241896 knukles
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Pots and Kettles, dude!

High 5ing the screen witcha

Mon, 09/22/2014 - 01:45 | 5242285 xavi1951
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Flat Envy -

If you believe that then you don't know anything about Islam!  They are following the Koran.  Just different parts from other 'non-practicing' Muslims.  Like a Christian that believes but doesn't go to church vs a Christian that spreads the gospel, only today, Christians do it without all the blood while the Muslims, not so much........

Mon, 09/22/2014 - 00:10 | 5242179 worbsid
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Did Bill ever figure out what IS IS.

Sun, 09/21/2014 - 20:06 | 5241562 knukles
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Who was it?  The Supreme Potentate of Iran called him a "House Nagger" after the '08 election?  (I didn't make that up myself, folks.  Somebody did call him that from over yonder)
Just goes to show no matter how hard you wanna be part of the clique, sometimes you're just not cut out for it. 
They probably hate him for his freedoms.
And vacations.

Sun, 09/21/2014 - 20:09 | 5241576 kaiserhoff
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I think it's safe to say no one covets his Wookie.

Sun, 09/21/2014 - 20:24 | 5241630 knukles
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Remember those sock puppets?

Sun, 09/21/2014 - 20:10 | 5241577 J S Bach
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Without having even read the article, I have to admit that the headline insult was dead-on accurate as a description of our teleprompter-in-chief.  Ha!!!!!

Sun, 09/21/2014 - 20:15 | 5241600 agb
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If only Iran had mandated diversity training...

Sun, 09/21/2014 - 20:22 | 5241619 Keyser
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I believe the term used was "porch monkey"... 

Sun, 09/21/2014 - 20:26 | 5241636 knukles
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Ouch.
My apologies to all concerned. 
I'm not sure which is worse, though....
And I seriously don't mean to offend.  It just was telling.

Sun, 09/21/2014 - 21:26 | 5241809 SAT 800
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"House Nigger" has a specific connotation which he was well aware of; someone who takes detailed day-to-day orders from his master.

Sun, 09/21/2014 - 20:24 | 5241625 paddyirishman
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and gee they don't threaten or attack israhell, i wonder why, would that because isis stands for israeli security , isis brought to you by mossad

Sun, 09/21/2014 - 21:29 | 5241828 Amerikan Patriot
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Bob, did your 80 IQ pea brain come up with that all on its own?

Sun, 09/21/2014 - 21:39 | 5241849 SAT 800
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Not by Mossad, exactly; but with full approval of Israel. Telephone call from head of ISIS to prime minister of Israel, (intercepted); "My great friend, we are doing well".  Israel has an interest in destroying Syria.

Sun, 09/21/2014 - 21:24 | 5241804 SAT 800
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zY0epAWtQ-k&list=UU4unV5BVmWubfAF0Al_AVdw  Watch and listen. it's all a sham. they're on the payroll of Saudi Arabia and Qatar and the USA. Your tax dollars at work, bringing peace to the middle east; one murder at a time.

Sun, 09/21/2014 - 21:58 | 5241885 daxtonbrown
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Other than the part about filthy Frenchmen, I will have to disagree with ISIS

Mon, 09/22/2014 - 10:50 | 5242934 Analyse2
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@daxtonbrown

Why such a hate ?

Sun, 09/21/2014 - 22:54 | 5242030 FightingtheFed
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Technically they are correct.

Mon, 09/22/2014 - 02:21 | 5242303 pFXTim
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heh...ISIS...reminds me of these guys... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSo0duY7-9s

Mon, 09/22/2014 - 12:51 | 5243477 GoldenGeezer
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Phuk!

Did they really have to use "Geezer" when describing horseface?

And using it in the same sentence as the discription of his uncliped unit.

 

Anyone on ZH know how to change your ZH handle?

Sun, 09/21/2014 - 20:03 | 5241552 lolmao500
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 calls Obama "vile", more foolish than Bush

Well they are right about that.

Sun, 09/21/2014 - 20:09 | 5241578 Stoploss
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Our final call is: Praise be to Allah, Lord of the worlds!

WE'RE GONNA BEND THAT MOTHERFUCKER OVER A BARELL AND FUCK HIM UNTIL THE END OF TIME? 


Sun, 09/21/2014 - 20:21 | 5241617 knukles
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Didn't they already try that one out successfully on Ambassador Stephens, God rest his soul?

Sun, 09/21/2014 - 20:24 | 5241629 Stoploss
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Check this out. This is way way out of control.

http://www.nytimes.com/2014/09/21/world/middleeast/suspicions-run-deep-i...

Sun, 09/21/2014 - 22:04 | 5241661 knukles
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Ya' know sumptin'?
I didn't see that article.  But I've seen several others in other publications within the last couple of days touting that line.
The non-establishment line.
That all of a sudden when appearing in the Official Organs of the Establishment (think CNN been carrying water for everybody and all the killin' in the ME since Bush1) taking the 'apparrently softening step to make sure the embarrassment isn't histrionic and deafening, means something is afoot.  Something is not working as planned.
Like maybe that so called alliance of 40 countries signed on that nobody can name, is a no show?

It's sure as all hell gettin' pretty messy.
Unintended consequences being headed off at the pass?
Other heads gonna be put up for the sacrificial screw-up?

Sun, 09/21/2014 - 21:09 | 5241768 swmnguy
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Wow.  Thanks for posting that.  That is very weird.  These cycles are getting tighter and tighter, from the intiial, "Ha-ha, that's so insane and crazy" to, "We've been trying to tell you but you just wouldn't listen."  To see it in NYT suggests one faction is trying to get some plausible deniability distance from another one.

Sun, 09/21/2014 - 22:04 | 5241801 knukles
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Yeah....
Like somebody at the CIA is gonna get hung out to dry.

Probably the cypher clerk second class GS-1 Step-1, off duty replacement part time Singapore merit badge, QSL requisition and visa stamp collection bureau substitute trainee, in abstentia.

Sun, 09/21/2014 - 20:27 | 5241641 kaiserhoff
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They must have been on a boycott in kindergarten, when everyone else learned to play well with others.

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