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What Iraq Thinks: "It Is Obvious To Everyone That ISIS Is A Creation Of The United States And Israel"

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Ever since the stunningly rapid arrival of ISIS on the global scene, there has been speculation that this spin-off of Al-Qaeda, itself a "terrorist" organization if not created by the CIA then certainly funded by Langley courtesy of Operation Cyclone in its "freedom fighter" stage, has had the implicit or explicit backing of either the US or Israel intelligence service. Nowhere is such speculation more vocal than in the one country that has suffered the most from ISIS: Iraq, or rather what is left of the country now that it is split into southern Iraq, the Islamic State, and a Kurdish region that quietly sells crude to unknown buyers at blue light special prices. To the Iraq locals there is no mystery: “It is obvious to everyone that the Islamic State is a creation of the United States and Israel” says Omar al-Jabouri, 31, a Sunni Muslim from a predominantly Shiite neighborhood of Baghdad. His view echoes what a vast number of his peers think.

From the NYT:

We know about who made Daesh,” said Bahaa al-Araji, a deputy prime minister, using an Arabic shorthand for the Islamic State on Saturday at a demonstration called by the Shiite cleric Moktada al-Sadr to warn against the possible deployment of American ground troops. Mr. Sadr publicly blamed the C.I.A. for creating the Islamic State in a speech last week, and interviews suggested that most of the few thousand people at the demonstration, including dozens of members of Parliament, subscribed to the same theory. (Mr. Sadr is considered close to Iran, and the theory is popular there as well.)

 

When an American journalist asked Mr. Araji to clarify if he blamed the C.I.A. for the Islamic State, he retreated: “I don’t know. I am one of the poor people,” he said, speaking fluent English and quickly stepping back toward the open door of a chauffeur-driven SUV. “But we fear very much. Thank you!”

Smart guy: there could have been an armed and ready Predator drone flying overhead.

But why would the locals be gripped by this "conspiracy theory", at least until it is a proven fact? According to the NYT, the prevalence of the theory in the streets underscored the deep suspicions of the American military’s return to Iraq more than a decade after its invasion, in 2003. The casual endorsement by a senior official, though, was also a pointed reminder that the new Iraqi government may be an awkward partner for the American-led campaign to drive out the extremists.

In short, the US has zero credibility abroad, even with the US-puppet government is just put in power to replace the US-pupet government preceding it:

Mr. Obama has pledged not to send combat troops, but he seems to have convinced few Iraqis. “We don’t trust him,” said Raad Hatem, 40. Haidar al-Assadi, 40, agreed. “The Islamic State is a clear creation of the United States, and the United States is trying to intervene again using the excuse of the Islamic State,” he said.

 

Shiite militias and volunteers, he said, were already answering the call from religious leaders to defend Iraq from the Islamic State without American help. “This is how we do it,” he said, adding that the same forces would keep American troops out. “The main reason Obama is saying he will not invade again is because he knows the Islamic resistance” of the Shiite militias “and he does not want to lose a single soldier.”

To be sure, it is not just the US which is blamed: some of the fault is reserved for the government of the former president, Maliki, who as a reminder, was a puppet initially put in his post by none other than the US.

Many at the rally in Baghdad said they welcomed airstrikes against Mr. Baghdadi’s Islamic State but not American ground forces, the position that Mr. Sadr has taken. Many of the 30 lawmakers backed by Mr. Sadr — out of a Parliament of 328 seats — attended the rally.

 

Mr. Sadr’s supporters opposed Mr. Maliki, the former prime minister, and many at the rally were quick to criticize the former government for mistakes like failing to build a more dependable army. “We had a good army, so where is this army now?” asked Waleed al-Hasnawi, 35. “Maliki gave them everything, but they just left the battlefield.”

 

But few if any blamed Mr. Maliki for alienating Sunnis, as American officials assert, by permitting sectarian abuses under the Shiite-dominated security forces.

 

Omar al-Jabouri, 31, a Sunni Muslim from a predominantly Shiite neighborhood of Baghdad who attended the rally and said he volunteers with a Shiite brigade, argued that Mr. Maliki had alienated most Iraqis, regardless of their sect. “He did not just exclude and marginalize the Sunni people; he ignored the Shiite people, too,” Mr. Jabouri said. “He gave special help to his family, his friends, people close to him. He did not really help the Shiite people, as many people think.”

And while sentiment is mixed toward the local politicians, there is no debate when it comes to the greatest terrorist scourge since bin Laden:

... the Islamic State was a different story, Mr. Jabouri said. “It is obvious to everyone that the Islamic State is a creation of the United States and Israel.”

Maybe to everyone in Iraq...

 

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Mon, 09/22/2014 - 14:57 | 5244037 Bryan
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Oops, is it THAT obvious?  Wait, where's my nail gun?

Mon, 09/22/2014 - 15:00 | 5244050 NoDebt
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<---- Here, borrow mine.

Mon, 09/22/2014 - 15:02 | 5244066 nope-1004
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No, not obvious.  The most advanced military in the world ALWAYS has equipment stolen from them right under their noses. 

Mon, 09/22/2014 - 15:06 | 5244072 TruthInSunshine
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Gotta have a boogeyman to keep the sheeple scared enough to fall incline,milks good, docile sheeple, as they're stripped of their economic, constitutional, & personal rights & dignities (and stripped literally, in many cases).

There are no coincidences. As I stated the other day, Bring on Hil-Dog '16!

4 (or 8) more PNAC* Wars!

*Starting with the 9/11 attacks, PNAC got what it wanted: A large portion of the world in turmoil (Arab Spring, Ukraine-Russia Crisis, A Complete Surveillance State Apparatus ala imbedded technology & discarded Constitution, and a huge build up in the MIC and FBT (Financial, Banking & Technology Complex).

Dual-Citizens Unite!

Shabbos Goyim bow down!

Mon, 09/22/2014 - 15:10 | 5244087 Keyser
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You know the fat is in the fire when the NYTs breaks a story like this... Doesn't look good for the coalition, now does it... All this ISIS subterfuge is merely an excuse for the US to bomb the crap out of Syria... No more, no less... 

 

 

Mon, 09/22/2014 - 15:22 | 5244096 ZerOhead
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Actually there is a little more to it...

Get the troops on the ground to control the region and protect the oil, break the country up into managable bite-sized chunks and transfer the oil to our multinationals ...

http://www.newyorker.com/news/daily-comment/breaking-maliki-biden

For better or worse, Iraq has been Biden’s bag ever since a national-security meeting, in the summer of 2009, when Obama turned to him and said, “Joe, you do Iraq”

Biden said, according to the account. “I’ll bet you my vice presidency Maliki will extend the SOFA.”

And this is where the problems started...

Mon, 09/22/2014 - 15:28 | 5244145 Pinto Currency
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What Biden, Obama, Hillary have done with ISIS is going to have serious and real impact on the US.

All three should be under arrest and standing trial.

Mon, 09/22/2014 - 16:01 | 5244297 ZerOhead
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I'm still waitng for the SURVIVOR ISIS Reality Show to show up in the listings...

Outwit Outplay Outlive

The remaining 30 hostages compete in weekly games of skill, prayer and athleticism to remain alive. Whoever gets voted off each week gets his head cut off.

The ratings would be insane...

Mon, 09/22/2014 - 16:42 | 5244495 Truthseeker2
Mon, 09/22/2014 - 20:14 | 5245255 Bangalore Equit...
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Listen,

There you have it! It you don't join ISIL you are anti-Semitic or at least anti-Israel!

Oh yea, "FUCK YOU" CIA from India's NTRO.

Tue, 09/23/2014 - 04:11 | 5246320 StychoKiller
Mon, 09/22/2014 - 21:26 | 5245518 Kirk2NCC1701
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I noticed a little subtlety, which amused me greatly and which I see no one else picked up on:

Notice Ali Baba's SN"  its code start with "BRIS".  That's too funny, as a "Bris" is the Jewish custom of male circumcision.

Mon, 09/22/2014 - 15:59 | 5244303 Arius
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so NYT the "voice of freedom" interviewed 2-3 iraqis (out of hunderd or so, that we dont know what they said) and this is all of a sudden the voice of "arab street" .... what kind of BS is that ???

Mon, 09/22/2014 - 16:44 | 5244499 Truthseeker2
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This article provides the best explanation for all things MIDEAST.

The Secret Agenda Behind ALL Middle East Conflicts

Mon, 09/22/2014 - 17:33 | 5244700 blindman
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moderate rebels. if that isn't the largest
heap of tortured and turd like double talk
i have heard i don't know what is. and no one
seems to notice ..... there must be all kinds
of new special places in hell being constructed
nowadays.

Mon, 09/22/2014 - 19:13 | 5245058 williambanzai7
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Send Hunter Biden in to get on the Board of the gas company...

Mon, 09/22/2014 - 15:47 | 5244242 Paveway IV
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You guys are just not keeping up with the narrative. Fake ISIS is so 'yesterday'. 

Israe... Uh, I mean CNN and the NYT have concluded operation Fake ISIS - mission accomplished. It's time to turn to the new/old threat: Iran. I know they're not really a threat to anybody on earth, but that's not the point.

Destruction of Iran always was the end-game for Israel, so it's time to start demonizing them (even more) in western media. The reason for that, of course, is that Israel has no intention of destroying Iran. That's a job for their American bitches. That's why AIPAC exists and we have a disproportionate number of dual-citizen congressmen. Israel wants a bombing run or two at the fake nuclear plants, but the rest of the future Iranian 'pacification' to Israel's satisfaction will necessarily involve the deaths of thousands of U.S. soldiers. Oh... there's the million or so Iranians that will probably die too as a result of Israel's aggression-by-proxy (just like in Iraq).

Fake ISIS has permanently split Iraq and justified protecting the 'good' oil-guarding Kurds while effectively ethnicly cleansing all the non-Kurds from oil-land (Yazidis, Turkmen, Arabs, etc.). In addition, ISIS is slaughtering the 'bad' Kurds in Syria that wouldn't help the U.S. and Israel kill Assad. Plus, Syrian ISIS gives us a second chance to kill Assad ourselves. There's still some milage left in the Fake ISIS threat for stuff like mandatory TSA body cavity searches, so expect a few more beheadings and 'non-specific threats' to be trotted out. 

But, please - stay up with the current demons we're suppose to fear. I think it's some never-before-heard-of Shia Iranian terrorists which - like always - are secretly supported by the Iranian government. Or it's evil anal-probing space aliens with ultra-advanced HFT algorithms working for Iran. Whatever goofball menace is offered next, remember: Iran is behind it. We don't need to kill all Iranians for Israel, we need to kill them in order to ensure our own safety and the safety of our children.

Mon, 09/22/2014 - 15:32 | 5244168 Skip
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"All this ISIS subterfuge is merely an excuse for the US to bomb the crap out of Syria... No more, no less... "

Assad, his wife and children are Whites who celebrate Christmas. No wonder Obongo and his handlers want him GONE.
And the REAL Overlords of the USSA get everything, all the time, it was like when the bailouts to the Banksters on the Upper Eastside of Manhattan, real estate SKYROCKETED in Tel Aviv.

Mon, 09/22/2014 - 15:59 | 5244305 NotApplicable
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Look at the whole NYT "story" and it becomes obvious that this is a whitewash/limited hangout op. designed to discredit the ties. Notice the second sentence in the article uses the overloaded term "conspiracy theories."

They aren't breaking a story nearly as much as their trying to destroy one outside of their control.

Mon, 09/22/2014 - 16:34 | 5244455 BadPenguin
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Exactly.

Further supported by this line:

"he does not want to lose a single soldier.."

 

Yeah, like troop protection is a concern for the politicians.

Mon, 09/22/2014 - 16:04 | 5244326 Golden Rule
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Everything is going as planned.  The goal, I think, is to continue to make everyone lose confidence in the old USA.  You cannot tell me that this admin and the puppeteers with all the blunders, are that stupid.  End the dollar, bring on a global reset and introduce the new global currency and the start of the NWO.

Mon, 09/22/2014 - 15:10 | 5244088 whirling tword ...
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Isn't it ironic that we're going to arm them and bomb them at the same time?!?!?

That's why I have to think that we're not going to bomb them... well, at least until Assad is gone.

I still am waiting to see what Putin will do.

Mon, 09/22/2014 - 17:44 | 5244743 jimmytorpedo
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Turns out it's the glazier with the pocketful of rocks!

Mon, 09/22/2014 - 15:13 | 5244053 nope-1004
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Really obvious.  Create the enemy, control the enemy to do your boots on the ground, then bomb the enemy.

Stealing US army equipment and not even one mention of it from Mr. Soetoro's Bath House should have been your first clue.

 

Tue, 09/23/2014 - 13:23 | 5248104 fallout11
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"We have always been at war with ______(fill in the blank)_____."

Mon, 09/22/2014 - 15:00 | 5244058 disabledvet
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Probably. Is that "Neu War with New Normal?"

Hard tellin' not knowin'."

Mon, 09/22/2014 - 15:05 | 5244080 nasdaq99
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THe Fed is about to find out that even if they CAN control price, they cannot control supply......................

 

Econ 101

Mon, 09/22/2014 - 15:22 | 5244134 Berspankme
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Notice that ISIS has never threatened Israhell or jews. Proof enough for me

Mon, 09/22/2014 - 15:27 | 5244147 the tower
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Only if ISIS does a massive attack on Israel I believe they are for real. But it won't happen. Not even a firecracker.

Mon, 09/22/2014 - 15:50 | 5244245 ZerOhead
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I have a feeling that they will be ordered to attack Israel.

It will be good politically for the NeoCon chickenhawks, create more international sympathy for Israel and even provide them with justification to seize more regional lands for 'security' purposes. If they want more land that is...

Mon, 09/22/2014 - 16:47 | 5244511 tvdog
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If Israel wants more land? Is the pope Catholic?

Mon, 09/22/2014 - 20:24 | 5245311 Bangalore Equit...
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Listen Tower.

If ISIL attacks .IS it's good for 'merica.

Congress will approve "ANOTHER" 1.5 Billion for the Israel Iron Condom program. USSA Condom manufacture Trojan will build another Iron Condom to slip over .IS.

Win/Win. Good for America right? Jobs and such, right? WIN/KILL/GDP! #1!

Mon, 09/22/2014 - 15:54 | 5244275 SmallerGovNow2
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Nor Turkey which is where they seem to have appeared out of nowhere from...

Mon, 09/22/2014 - 18:35 | 5244854 Kirk2NCC1701
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"Notice that ISIS has never threatened Israhell or jews. Proof enough for me"

I wish I'd have picked up on that astute observation!  Oh, wait...

 

Wed, 08/06/2014 - 13:29 | 5054753  

   [1] If you want to know who controls/owns you, find out whom you may not criticize publicly.

   [2] If you want to know who truly owns/sponsors a Jihadist group, find out whom they will not attack.

All else is Theater, Distraction & Action, and BS -- to confuse and calm the Sheeple.  Questions?


Sat, 08/09/2014 - 12:30 | 5069574 

   Wake me when we see them take aim at Israel and become IS.IL

   Wake me when they go after Jerusalem. Should be a good show.

Mon, 09/22/2014 - 19:25 | 5245093 williambanzai7
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Tue, 09/23/2014 - 04:21 | 5246325 StychoKiller
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"Dotty as ya please!"

Mon, 09/22/2014 - 15:03 | 5244056 NoDebt
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You think it was a disaster when Obama was just droning a few wedding parties here and there, just wait until this air-only war gets rolling.  This is going to be another collossal clusterfuck.  There's good reason our "allies" are backing out one by one.  They don't want to be anywhere near this disaster when the wheels fall off it.  "Mark my words."TM

Mon, 09/22/2014 - 15:02 | 5244061 Stoploss
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When you create a monster you gotta deal with it.

In this case it needs to die.

Mon, 09/22/2014 - 15:04 | 5244071 Martin Silenus
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Paging Dr. Frankenstein.

Mon, 09/22/2014 - 16:58 | 5244543 ThirdWorldDude
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"Welcome to HaMossad leModi?in uleTafkidim Meyu?adim

Dr Frankenstein can not be reached at the moment, please leave your message after the beep..."

Mon, 09/22/2014 - 15:02 | 5244063 JustObserving
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Welcome to reality:

ISIS: The jihadist movement stamped “Made in America”

The fact remains, however, that the US, the major European powers, and their regional allies all previously lent financial, military and political support to ISIS and similar groups, which have “Made in the USA” stamped all over them. They have, until now, played a significant part in Washington’s efforts to overthrow the regime of President Bashar al-Assad in Syria, as part of a broader effort to gain control of the region’s vast energy resources and transit routes.

The Western powers, flush with success after organising an Islamist insurgency in Benghazi in order to justify NATO’s overthrow of Muammar Gaddafi in Libya, thought they could use similar forces to overthrow Assad in Syria, whose regime draws its main base of support from the Alawite sect, a Shi’a offshoot, and Sunni businessmen.

For three years, the US, along with the Gulf states and Turkey, poured billions into “opposition” groups, supposedly to unnamed “moderates,” but in reality to Al Qaeda-linked Sunni groups such as al-Nusra and ISIS to spearhead a sectarian war. The US, Turkey and Jordan have operated a base in Jordan where US instructors trained dozens of ISIS members. In an article last year, the New York Times confirmed that the CIA assisted Arab governments and Turkey by airlifting weaponry to these groups in Jordan and Turkey. TheGuardian reported last March that British and French instructors were also involved.

http://www.wsws.org/en/articles/2014/07/30/isis-j30.html

Mon, 09/22/2014 - 15:42 | 5244152 ZerOhead
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Hmmmm... Our good ally Turkey is not even allowing Kurdish refugees to return to Syria fight ISIS. Someone wants to see another successful ISIS slaughter broadcast on MSM?...

"The move comes amid reports of violent clashes on Sunday between demonstrators, who gathered in support of Kurdish refugees, and Turkish authorities. The clashes reportedly took place about three miles from Kobane, with protesters alleging that Turkish authorities were preventing Kurdish refugees from returning to the battlefront in Syria."

http://www.ibtimes.com/turkey-closes-syrian-border-crossing-hundreds-tho...

Mon, 09/22/2014 - 15:01 | 5244064 Dr. Engali
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Here in the U.S we believe that ISIS is a breakfast cereal.

Mon, 09/22/2014 - 15:04 | 5244070 NoDebt
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I thought it was that spy organization that Archer belongs to.

Mon, 09/22/2014 - 15:15 | 5244108 Ignatius
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Well, when I took CIA 101 back in college... oh, wait....

Mon, 09/22/2014 - 15:05 | 5244075 Latitude25
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LOL.  Kudos ZH.

Mon, 09/22/2014 - 15:05 | 5244076 Duc888
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Bada-bing!

hahahaha

 

Blowback sux soooooooooooooo much.

Mon, 09/22/2014 - 15:05 | 5244078 silentboom
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Since they supposedly cut heads off of all reporters, there will be no on the ground coverage.  Convenient.

Mon, 09/22/2014 - 15:14 | 5244097 Keyser
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I'm just waiting for Bulf Wlitzer from CNN to embedd with ISIS any day now... Perhaps we can get a video of the bad guys pick their teeth after they've eaten him for lunch... 

 

Mon, 09/22/2014 - 16:32 | 5244450 Infinite QE
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Yeah, it's funny that Wolf "Jerusalem Post" Blitzer never happens to be one of the "journalists" who gets their head chopped off.

Mon, 09/22/2014 - 15:45 | 5244224 flyingcaveman
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Yeah, despite all the head lopping off, they sure seem to be getting their message out.   Good thing their PR guy spent all that money on flags, headbands, temporary tattoos, even orange jumpsuits for the prisoners.   Even bought that one guy some hair gel so he would look good in his glossy photo.  http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/75593000/jpg/_75593404_dd19efda-10... These photographers don't seem to be getting their heads chopped off.  And the PTB don't be able to stop the internet or track down where these are coming from (unless its a picture of a celebrity's titties).  Is this the global war on terror or the global war on titties?

Mon, 09/22/2014 - 17:33 | 5244702 Muppet
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"And the PTB won't be able to stop the internet...."

LMAO

The link you cited was pulled.         

Mon, 09/22/2014 - 15:06 | 5244081 Rix Dahlder
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So that's who's Putin' the 'ISIS' in 'Crisis'!

Mon, 09/22/2014 - 15:07 | 5244082 Salsipuedes
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Tell Omar the good news  (It's obvious to everyone except the braindead),

and the bad news (Here at Control Central, everybody's braindead).

Mon, 09/22/2014 - 15:10 | 5244090 russwinter
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Monday Morning Psyops Report: Distract, Deceive, Divide

http://winteractionables.com/?p=14830

 

Mon, 09/22/2014 - 15:29 | 5244151 Winston Churchill
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Russ,

What do you think of JC Collins musings over @philosophyofmetrics.com  ?

Mon, 09/22/2014 - 16:53 | 5244532 Hapa
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JC wouldn't post my musings on Agent Rickards and his SDR worship.  JC is supposed to be a 30 something guy, recently married.  What's his real backgound?  It seems like a blog designed to gather worshippers and a place for FIAT currency apologists to hang out.  There seems to be a lot of credibility given to possible future fiat regimes.  The site has its share of informed opinions, but something about it feels like some kind of limited hangout, you know - a place with 80% truthiness and that other 20% cognitive dissonance that throws a spanner in the works

Mon, 09/22/2014 - 15:19 | 5244093 Chupacabra-322
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“It is obvious to everyone that the Islamic State is a creation of the United States and Israel”

Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. Ed, tell him what's he's won. Well, Johnny. He & his country have won an all expensed rapping, pillaging & murdering of his Soverign Country. He's also won years of arming, funding & training of terror organizations by the Criminal UNITED STATES, CORP. with unlimited years of destabilization campaigns by none other than, you guessed it the Pure Evil Psycopaths at the Criminal CIA & Mossad.

Mon, 09/22/2014 - 15:43 | 5244220 sleigher
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Reading that and hearing the voice of Ed McMahon really does make it more fun.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TwcfDa0gEPQ

Mon, 09/22/2014 - 16:05 | 5244331 Chupacabra-322
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That was the intent.

Mon, 09/22/2014 - 15:17 | 5244115 Skip
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“The main reason Obama is saying he will not invade again is because he knows the Islamic resistance” of the Shiite militias “and he does not want to lose a single soldier.”

That is BULLSHIT!
Here is a recent photo of white military on the tarmac in LIBERIA, they will probably ALL die from ebola, and then this dipshit tells me that OBONGO doesn't want to lose a single soldier?
http://media.zenfs.com/en_us/News/Reuters/2014-09-18T175347Z_1122217573_...

Mon, 09/22/2014 - 15:21 | 5244126 gatorengineer
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Would like to see how close Banzai could get a Clooney Picture with a beard and makeup... Anyone else see the resemblence?

Mon, 09/22/2014 - 15:35 | 5244181 tenpanhandle
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You mean that's not Clooney?  I thought... finally a real picture of him without his makeup. 

Mon, 09/22/2014 - 15:22 | 5244133 TheSkipper1967
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Taggart: I got it! I got it!

Hedley Lamarr: You do?

Taggart: We'll work up a Number 6 on 'em.

Hedley Lamarr: [frowns] "Number 6"? I'm afraid I'm not familiar with that one.

Taggart: Well, that's where we go a-ridin' into town, a-whompin' and a-whumpin' every livin' thing that moves within an inch of its life. Except the women folks, of course.

Hedley Lamarr: You spare the women?

Taggart: Naw, we rape the shit out of them at the Number Six Dance later on.

Hedley Lamarr: Marvelous!

Mon, 09/22/2014 - 18:02 | 5244836 Senseless Urina...
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"Somebody's got to go back and get a shitload of dimes"

Mon, 09/22/2014 - 15:26 | 5244140 SmittyinLA
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It's obvious to everybody except Americans, whose heads are so far up their asseses taking marching orders from Israeli donors they're literally brain dead. 

The proper response to 9/11 was NOT to: 

A: Remove the only secular Anti Mullah , Anti Jehadist, Anti Emir Anti Communist leader in the Middle East. (Saddam Husein)

B: Elect an illegal alien Kenyan hater-closet Muslim to the Presidency 

C: Legalize criminal invasion 

American voters are traitor retards, they deserve the coming liquidation.

Mon, 09/22/2014 - 15:31 | 5244164 SmittyinLA
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one thing is for sure, ISIS has air cover (another air force with radar support aka US military) , a necessity in desert warfare. if they didn't have air protection they couldn't take any city.

Mon, 09/22/2014 - 15:34 | 5244173 Miss Expectations
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Palestinian Parody about ISIS:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5nigZzgf4Y

Mon, 09/22/2014 - 15:36 | 5244183 cristo
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'Arabs. You can rent one, but you can't buy one.'

Mon, 09/22/2014 - 15:38 | 5244190 ToNYC
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Shock doctrine land grab as usual non-Islamic usual suspects....as acronymic as necessary.

Mon, 09/22/2014 - 15:39 | 5244194 q99x2
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ISIS is one of the mercenaries of Goldman Sachs and Cheney, Bandar and Rumsfeld used weapons of mass destruction on the World Trade Centers.

But who is going to do anything about it M'Fers.

Mon, 09/22/2014 - 15:41 | 5244202 GeezerGeek
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The author asks why would the locals be gripped by this "conspiracy theory". Easy. They've been reading ZH.

Mon, 09/22/2014 - 15:51 | 5244263 BlackVoid
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What blowback. This was probably planned from the start.

Some fake ISIS targets will be blown up and then some real Syrian ones. The US will bomb empty buildings in Iraq and then some military installations in Syria.

Problem with the plan is that the US is isolated in this, thankfully. EU probably got a call: you want to freeze to death, then go and bomb Syria.

ISIS is not renegade at all. The warmakers needed a credible threat. Even ZH readers fall for this lie, lol.

 

 

Mon, 09/22/2014 - 16:05 | 5244330 tony wilson
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i met elliot gould once he was simply lovely i am not kidding shared a taxi with him as well a good actor and a great human being.

the long good bye and mash really fab.

 

eliot shimon or simon elliiot or his stage name al bagdadi is another type of jewish person all together one that could give the jews a bad name.

it would be a real shame if the jewish folks in isis and the jewish folks who did 911 iif they became the norm, as i am sure it would damage all the lovely jewish folks in music,cinema and on tv.

reputation is all what what and these isis fellas are not playing cricket

Mon, 09/22/2014 - 16:33 | 5244449 Super Hans
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Ali Baba? really.  and whats with all of the nail gun references? You think these herders have nail guns? 

Conspiracy? Yeah I don't know.  

Who gives a fuck at this point!

I really only care about the children and women that have to deal with these fucking wild predators!

Really!  What else are they!

SH

Can you please fix the page size? Does it cost too much to actually make a functional site? Fuck it!

Mon, 09/22/2014 - 17:11 | 5244598 gossamer
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Since the ISIS threat is boring and has been exposed, does this mean we get the "alien" invasion next?  I'm loading up on popcorn.  This should an excellent show.

 

Mon, 09/22/2014 - 17:30 | 5244686 andrewp111
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Just because the CIA helped create ISIS (along with Qatar and Saudi) does not mean that any of its creators have any control of ISIS. Caliph Ibrahim has a mind of his own, and ain't takin' orders from Washington anymore. ISIS may have been created to sicc against Assad's forces, but the caliph is primarily interested in building his own empire. He could care less about Assad, except where Assad stands in the way of his own goals.

This would be the first time that a US created jihad blew back against the USA. Remember the Afghan fighters that morphed into the Taliban, and how they spawned Bin Laden and 911?  What was that old saying about he who plays with fire gets burnt?

Mon, 09/22/2014 - 18:41 | 5244957 PhilofOz
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"Remember the Afghan fighters that morphed into the Taliban, and how they spawned Bin Laden and 911?" 

Is this the same Bin Laden tried and convicted of 911 within 24 hours of the event? The same Bin Laden that needed a kidney dialysis machine just to keep alive prior to 911.... or the fake one that was killed and dumped in the ocean many years later with no dialysis machine to be found in his home? Bin Laden my ass did 911! Mossad with assistance from Cheney and co would be proven beyond slightest doubt if it ever went before a court of law.

Mon, 09/22/2014 - 18:24 | 5244910 intric8
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So alright... NOW it makes complete sense how isis waltzed into iraq with little to no resistance while taking town after town. NO WONDER iraqis feel so strongly about the u.s. being behind isis. Word got around there about american orders to the iraq military to stand down. Those guys know the real deal.

Mon, 09/22/2014 - 18:29 | 5244923 SocialismIsCancer
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I don't care if they got started by Peter Pan & Tinker Bell - just kill all islamic cult worshipers, everywhere.

Mon, 09/22/2014 - 19:23 | 5245087 Seize Mars
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Ok but can we give commerce, mutual respect and felicity a try first?
Maybe it's just me but I think we've had plenty of killing.

Mon, 09/22/2014 - 19:36 | 5245121 SocialismIsCancer
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Wrong, far, far, far too little killing - they breed like rats in a garbage dump - lots more killing required.

Mon, 09/22/2014 - 19:05 | 5245033 AdvancingTime
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According to a report published in Reuters, the group known as ISIS may have actually been trained over the last two years by the United States government in Jordan. It would be quite ironic if the United States was actually responsible for the training those now destabilizing the Iraqi nation. It was not known whether those doing the training were direct members of the US government or if they worked for a private firm, but the main focus of the training was on anti-tank weaponry. The report continues that 200 men were trained at the facility and that over 1200 were to be added in a plan to prepare to free Syria from the rule of President Bashar Al-Assad. French and British advisors were present as well to aid in the training and according to Jordanian intelligence sources the program was designed to create fighters to be a part of the ISIS group.

Arizona Senator John McCain even paid a visit to the group during training to show his support. McCain was photographed with General Salim Idris, who was later expelled from the group because he was seen as too moderate for them. The new leader of the group is General Ibrahim al-Douri. He was the Vice-President of the Revolutionary Council under former Iraqi dictator Saddam Hussein and was supposed to be the successor to Hussein. Al-Douri has been on the US most wanted list since the second Gulf War began and many inside the United States government thought he was dead. It appears he now has a huge war chest at his disposal, which has come from US allies, including Kuwait, Qatar and Saudi Arabia. These are all Sunni based countries which support the ISIS group out of frustration over President Barak Obama’s failure to oust Al-Assad. More about ISIS in the article below.

http://brucewilds.blogspot.com/2014/08/islamic-state-of-iraq-and-levant....

Mon, 09/22/2014 - 19:23 | 5245086 bid the soldier...
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My latest 'tinfoiler'.

The rank and file ISIS fighter doesn't know that he's working for Obama and Netanyahu.  He is just your average Arab terrorist who follows the orders of his leaders.

When we say ISIS is working for the US, what we really mean is that the CIA has infiltrated the leadership of ISIS and subverted it. 

Therefore it will attack other Arabs and Kurds and Syrians, but won't move against the Saudis, the Israelis or important infrastructure that the West will need when the hurly burly's done.

The hurly burly will end for ISIS the way it ended for Charlemagne's nephew, Roland.  The CIA will have them ambushed in some mountain pass that the CIA had earlier told their quisling leadership to take.

This will be after Obama and ISIS completely raze Damascus and the American Moor personally reams Assad a la Gaddafi, after which the lickspittle Swedes will give him a Second Nobel Peace prize.

The tin foil part

Unbeknownst to John Brennan, one of the CIA leaders of ISIS was also in the employ of the FSB and V. Putin.  The priceless videos and recordings this double agent made of the ISIS leadership discussing what the CIA wants them to do, including beheadings... well, Frau Merkel wasn't amused. 

And it explains this today: Josh Earnest makes nice nice.

WASHINGTON, September 22 (RIA Novosti) –Washington can work together with Moscow on various international problems, despite disagreements on the Ukrainian crisis, White House Press Secretary Josh Earnest said Monday.

“What we have been demonstrating over the course of our relationship with Russia is that it’s possible for us to have strenuous disagreements related to [Russia’s] behavior in certain parts of the world but we are able to maintain … cooperation, collaboration with them in other parts of the world,” Earnest told reporters answering a question about whether the United States and Russia can work together on fighting against the Islamic State (IS) militant group.

 

Mon, 09/22/2014 - 19:27 | 5245098 Seize Mars
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Nice.

Mon, 09/22/2014 - 19:43 | 5245140 I Write Code
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Well yeah maybe sort of but does that really mean Iraq doesn't want "regular" US Army troops on their sacred soil to now oppose ISIS?  Don't they understand the playoff system?

Mon, 09/22/2014 - 20:17 | 5245284 blindman
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has anyone defined the "moderate rebel"?
i would like to join but have a problem
with the balancing act. the description
and definition, the proper behavior that
might be associated with or termed
moderate rebellion.

Tue, 09/23/2014 - 04:29 | 5246332 StychoKiller
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Don't know how accurate these are, but...

      USEFUL PHRASES TO KNOW WHEN TRAVELING IN MOSLEM COUNTRIES

"Akbar khali-kili hafir lotfan."

   Thank you for showing me your marvelous gun.

"Fekr gabul cardan davat paeh gush divar."

   I am delighted to accept your kind invitation to lie down on the floor

   with my arms above my head and my legs apart.

"Shomaeh fekr tamomeh oeh gofteh bande."

   I agree with everything you have ever said or thought in your life.

"Auto arraregh davateman mano sepaheh-hast."

   It is exceptionally kind of you to allow me to travel in the trunk of your car.

"Fashal-eh tupehman na degat mano goftam cheeshayeh mohemara jebehkesh

 varehman."

    If you will do me the kindness of not harming my genital appendages,

   I will gladly reciprocate by betraying my country in public.

"Khrel jepaheh maneh vajayeh amrikahey."

   I will tell you the names and addresses of many American spies traveling as reporters.

"Balli, balli, balli!."

   Whatever you say!

"Maternier ghermez ahlieh, ghorban."

   The red blindfold would be lovely, excellency.

"Tokeh nuneh ba ob khrelleh bezorg va khrube boyast ino begeram."

   The water-soaked bread crumbs are delicious, thank you.  I must have the recipe.

Mon, 09/22/2014 - 22:31 | 5245835 lost money
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It's all the fault of the JOOOOOOSS  Hitler, Jeremiah Wright, Ron Paul and now the Iraqi gov't. oh and a lot of zerohedgers

Tue, 09/23/2014 - 07:24 | 5246485 Chuck Knoblauch
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Did you see the picture of fat turd Abu with his fat French girlfriend?

I thought Mossad had weight and fitness requirements for field agents?

Too much Western fast food.

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