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FBI, DHS Go Full Scaremonger: Warn Police Of Airstrike-Inspired "Homegrown Extremists" & "Disgruntled Employee" Threats

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While careful to note 'no specific threats' have been found, it appears the FBI and DHS have decided it's time to show why local police departments needed to be fully militarized after all. In the first bulletin, according to Bloomberg, US security officials warned federal and local police to watch for “homegrown violent extremists” who may be motivated to attack by airstrikes in Syria. In the second bulletin, the FBI and DHS assess that disgruntled and former employees pose a significant threat to US businesses due to their authorized access to sensitive information and the networks businesses rely on (no doubt inspired by today's dreadful occurrences at UPS in Birmingham). It's just a good thing all those local police forces have MRAPs, don't you feel safer already? However, don't forget, as The UK made clear, the definition of terrorist is a tricky one since even viewing ISIS propaganda constitutes a criminal offense.

  • *U.S. WARNS LOCAL POLICE TO WATCH FOR `HOMEGROWN' EXTREMISTS
  • *FBI, DHS SAY U.S. AIRSTRIKES MAY INSPIRE TERROR PLOTTING

Money well spent?

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It would appear so (as Bloomberg reports), as while the FBI, DHS didn’t offer details on possible threats, U.S. airstrikes in Syria may inspire terrorist plots, according to joint bulletin from Homeland Security Dept and FBI obtained by Bloomberg News...

U.S security officials warned federal and local police to watch for “homegrown violent extremists” who may be motivated to attack by airstrikes in Syria.

 

The Department of Homeland Security and the Federal Bureau of Investigation issued a joint intelligence bulletin today in which they said the strikes “may have temporarily disrupted attack plotting” by the Khorasan group, a militant network that includes former members of al-Qaeda.

 

An attack by that group and by the Islamic State, both of which were the targets in last night’s strikes, “are less likely near-term” though “plotting by these groups may accelerate,” according to the bulletin.

 

The alert, obtained by Bloomberg News, addresses no specific plots and encourages police to alert federal authorities of suspicious activity.

 

The U.S.-led airstrikes hit targets in Iraq and, for the first time, in Syria. U.S. officials said Khorasan has emerged in recent weeks as a more immediate threat to the U.S. than Islamic State.

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And finally, in case you were concerned, the definitive chart of identfying terrorists...

 

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It appears Ron Paul was right...

If we want to stop radical terrorists from operating in Syria and Iraq, how about telling our ally Saudi Arabia to stop funding and training them? For that matter, how about the US government stops arming and training the various rebel groups in Syria and finally ends its 24 year US war on Iraq.

 

There are 200 million people bordering the countries where ISIS is currently operating. They are the ones facing the threat of ISIS activity and expansion. Let them fight their own war, rather than turning the US military into the mercenary army of wealthy Gulf states. Remember, they come over here because we are over there. So let’s not be over there any longer.

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Who could have seen that coming?

 

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Tue, 09/23/2014 - 19:54 | 5249786 The Fonz...befo...
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What about the homegrown violent extremists in Congress and the Senate hell bent on destroying this country...

Who is gonna deal with that?

Tue, 09/23/2014 - 19:56 | 5249793 TeamDepends
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Why do you think they call it The Patriot Act?

Tue, 09/23/2014 - 20:02 | 5249810 TahoeBilly2012
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Domestic and Foreign "combi threat" alert level RED! Gee...maybe the US Government might conclude that it has pissed everyone in the world off, here and abroad...or maybe people are all just crazy and looking to vent?

Tue, 09/23/2014 - 20:07 | 5249819 Beam Me Up Scotty
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If you haven't done anything wrong what do you have to fear?  You should enjoy the body cavity search we are about to perform on you!!  Let us in your home, if you have nothing to hide, it will be OK.  Let us pull you over whenever we feel like it, if you have done nothing wrong, you have nothing to fear! 

 

/sarc for the idiots out there.....

 

Oh lets see, that happened in lots of other countries that we fought, WW2 comes to mind.  Remember, they hate us for our freedoms!

Tue, 09/23/2014 - 20:10 | 5249832 LongMarch
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Employees? What employees? Nobody has a fucking job too be disgruntled about. Anyway we are all to busy finding rocks hide under, cause ISIS is coming don't ya know.

Tue, 09/23/2014 - 20:11 | 5249840 Beam Me Up Scotty
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Ya, they have planes, trains, and automobiles, and they are about TO GET US!!!  WE NEED TO DO SOMETHING, ANYTHING NOW!!!!!

Tue, 09/23/2014 - 20:13 | 5249846 LongMarch
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Damn right! We should all shut up, stop thinking and just obey our leaders. That will teach them IS IS guys.

Tue, 09/23/2014 - 20:38 | 5249930 CH1
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Fuck you DHS!

Fuck you, FBI!

Tue, 09/23/2014 - 21:03 | 5250014 Chupacabra-322
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Here, here. They can go Fuck the mothers too. Criminals them all.

Tue, 09/23/2014 - 23:48 | 5250528 palmereldritch
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I don't want to be crippled cracked
Shoulders, wrists, knees and back
Ground to dust and ash
Crawling on all fours

When you've got to feel it in your bones
When you've got to feel it in your bones

Now I can't climb the stairs
Pieces missing everywhere
Prozak painkillers

When you've got to feel it in your bones
When you've got to feel it in your bones
And I used to fly like peter pan
All the children flew when I touched their hands

When you've got to feel it in your bones
When you've got to feel it in your bones

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BDGRc_krpYg

Wed, 09/24/2014 - 00:07 | 5250575 The Doofus
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I don't blame the FBI.  I'm terrified of my fellow Americans.  Every day, something goes wrong.  We've got lunatics packing guns.  We're all high of medication.  We can't drive worth a damn because we're intoxicated.  The world would be better off if America became a police state.

Wed, 09/24/2014 - 00:37 | 5250620 palmereldritch
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Disinfo blogwhore troll much?* 

*It is truly fascinating how this uniquely flaccid Internet trifecta tapeworm has been able to metastasize into such an increasingly taxing yet profitable proposition
/ David Attenborough [paraphrase]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oE7sGyCBWr8

Wed, 09/24/2014 - 01:50 | 5250708 Dakota Kid
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The Doofus, you really picked an appropriate name.

Wed, 09/24/2014 - 10:50 | 5251546 swmnguy
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Fear-stampeded people like you who seek the approval of authority figures always blame your fellow citizens for everything the Elites do.  Your loyalty isn't going to curry any favor with your neo-feudal "betters."  They aren't going to feel any obligation to you either way.

Tue, 09/23/2014 - 21:03 | 5250017 espirit
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Possession of a 21st Century Guillotine (aka chipper / shredder) soon to be a 1st degree Felony.

Every community needs at least one gassed and ready to go.

Wed, 09/24/2014 - 01:26 | 5250678 OldPhart
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My guillotine is gravity fed...no gas needed.

Wed, 09/24/2014 - 06:29 | 5250829 SAT 800
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Really, if it's not broke, don't fix it.

Tue, 09/23/2014 - 21:02 | 5250018 Paveway IV
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Do we need to discuss this again [sigh...]

Every single time the spectre of an imminent terrorist threat on U.S. soil is announced, the U.S. or Israel is committing war crimes or up to some other scheming somewhere else. It happens like f'king clockwork. It's such a reliable predictor that I'm terrified if I can't find whatever it is that they're trying to cover up.

This one is fairly obvious. Israel has declared a no-fly zone over southern Syria to protect their Fake al Nusra merc's attacks on Lebanon. Bombing southern Lebanon is a guaranteed PR disaster for Israel, and their U.S. bitches are worthless against Hezbollah. How is Israel going to attack Hezbollah? With their Fake al Nusra bitches, of course. And they need Israeli air support to keep Syrian attack aircraft from bombing their Fake al Nusra asses.

Everyone is focusing on the big fake U.S. bombing campaign. Forty Tomahawks to (supposedly) take out forty Fake Korasan leaders. WTF is Korasan? So the first illegal bombing campaign on Syrian soverign soil isn't even to bomb ISIS as propagandized - it's to bomb some other figment of the CIA's imagination. Fair enough. I admit it's an admirable distraction, because it almost totally hid the far more significant war crime taking place in the Golan:

Israel aircraft shot down a Syrian fighter in Syrian airspace that was attacking al Nusra fighters on Syrian soil. 

So we not only have Israel providing aid and comfort to al Nusra terrorists in the Golan and training/equipping them in Jordan, but now Israel has started providing air cover for Syrian/Lebanese al Nusra operations in Syrian airspace

Israel's bitch - Obama - gave al Nusra TOW2's in southern Syria to take out all the Syrian (Russian) air defense equipment in the hills on the Golan border. Israel had their bitch do that because they planned on taking over southern Syria airspace. Today, we see the reason: their bitch fake al Nusra fighters (academi/Xe/whatever) had a hard time fighting Hezbollah for Israel from Syrian soil. Now, Israel can shoot down Syrian aircraft inside southern Syria with impugnity because there is no Syrian air defense left there.

When the NYT or CNN warns of ANY terrorist threat on U.S. soil, all eyes should immediately turn to the sneaky bastards in Israel - they're up to more war crimes or genocide, guaranteed.

Wed, 09/24/2014 - 01:01 | 5250654 palmereldritch
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Korasan is the new clockwork Orange ISIS

Wed, 09/24/2014 - 01:10 | 5250658 palmereldritch
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~

Wed, 09/24/2014 - 07:06 | 5250857 August
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Just pray for JUSTICE.

This is functionally equivalent to advocating the violent destruction of the United States government, but isn't nearly as indictable.

Wed, 09/24/2014 - 07:45 | 5250922 SAT 800
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Sorry; I'm not praying for anything. How many mil-dots over do I have to hold to get Justice ?

Wed, 09/24/2014 - 07:56 | 5250943 messymerry
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Justice is a tool of the State. 

Healthy State = marginal justice. 

Corrupt State = justice for sale or justice for the elites. 

Tue, 09/23/2014 - 23:43 | 5250507 Son of Loki
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My Dad already is on top of this situation thingy. He already warned his employees and co-workers; anyone who shoots him will be fired [after a Fair Hearing and Doo Process, of course].

Wed, 09/24/2014 - 07:51 | 5250933 messymerry
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Overton Window bitchez...

They've got badges, and they've got guns.  Might is right.  Do exactly what you are told excatly when you are told, or we will take you down. 

They are here to protect and to serve...the State. 

Never forget that.

Tue, 09/23/2014 - 20:09 | 5249834 negative rates
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We have created the enemy, and it is us.

Tue, 09/23/2014 - 21:03 | 5250023 Chupacabra-322
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"We have created the enemy, and it is us."

Correction.

They have created the enemy, and it is us. Criminals

Tue, 09/23/2014 - 23:37 | 5250493 disabledvet
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"New have created the enemy and it is human."

These things happen "spontaneously" but are far from unsurprising and indeed are war gamed with almost scientific precision.

Of course...if we know the road blocks are gonna start springing up everywhere...maybe someone should say something like...."yo, citizen dude---or dudette...here's why your feeling to compelled to act in a such a manner and you're not even asking why. And here's how we're gonna head this off at the pass...

Tue, 09/23/2014 - 23:44 | 5250513 Son of Loki
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I thought the 'enemy' is global warming ?

Big Al "Inconvenient Truth" Gore said so.

Wed, 09/24/2014 - 01:31 | 5250686 OldPhart
Tue, 09/23/2014 - 20:12 | 5249845 max2205
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Remember the Maine, and the Alamo, and Cole, and....whatever

Too bad we can't count on the Tsa to do their job along with other agencies spending billions each year.

Tue, 09/23/2014 - 23:39 | 5250500 disabledvet
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And that dude who said "can't we all just along?"

We should remember that guy too.

Tue, 09/23/2014 - 20:32 | 5249888 whirling tword ...
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maybe they do need to be scared but, that does NOT mean that they should take rights away... that just means maybe somebody should shoot their asses.   I don't know anyone that wants to shoot me for my crimes.... Isn't that the whole 2A argument anyway?.....     If you don't want the hordes coming to your house with guns and pitch forks... maybe you should quit abusing them for profit.

Tue, 09/23/2014 - 22:47 | 5250339 SAT 800
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Nazi Germany in 1938; complete with the SS; it isn't even arguable anymore. what a mess.

Wed, 09/24/2014 - 07:17 | 5250872 August
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The 'Murcan public has finally had enough with half measures.

Why put up with dull, predictable uniforms, so painfully lacking in style?  Go for jet black, with a silver death's head.

If you're going to go international aggresion, with a domestic police state, just go full Nazi.  Boo-yah!

(I'm sure we can get around that Aryan Supremacy shit, one way or another.)

Tue, 09/23/2014 - 19:58 | 5249800 freewolf7
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If you're on this site, yer probably a terrorist.

Tue, 09/23/2014 - 20:09 | 5249831 Beam Me Up Scotty
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Exactly.  Anyone in search of the truth is now a terrorist!  Anyone who believes in freedom and liberty, the rule of law, and the ex-constitution is a terrorist.

Tue, 09/23/2014 - 23:47 | 5250523 disabledvet
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How about those who extract truth through unique and novel methods?

I know I've never waterboarded anybody! Yet observe human scum! With mere insult and constirbation amazing truths are revealed!

I truly my my sources and methods...where by definition are indeed open to everyone...have proven their efficacy beyond BELIEF ITSELF.

And yet still various "Agenicies" persist in methods proven not to work but merely to cause pain and suffering for the benefit of some "other."

Seems we really have taken a might step....is backwards, forwards? When dealing with truth extraction these matters are really hard to figure.

Yet if given of their own free will...and to the entire public at large...how can one deny the benefit?

They say harder than getting an ounce of gold from Midas himself...

Tue, 09/23/2014 - 20:49 | 5249909 JuliaS
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Disclamer: by posting here you forfeit your right to the 5th Amendment. Everything you type can and will be used against you.

Tue, 09/23/2014 - 20:54 | 5249979 trulz4lulz
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At least there will be good jokes.

Tue, 09/23/2014 - 23:49 | 5250530 disabledvet
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I'll say...

A true "comedy of errors" would appear...

Tue, 09/23/2014 - 22:03 | 5250202 stant
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God if only I was Jubal Anderson Early and know what I know now

Tue, 09/23/2014 - 23:43 | 5250508 stormsailor
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he wouldn't have captured washington, but at least they would have gone down in a blaze of glory instead of the steady attrition of the shenandoah valley and then the trenches of petersburg.  i guess he could have flanked washington and gone after baltimore. but then he would have no route of egress for his army with enemy forces on both flanks and rear.

 

the confederacy went down because of all the frontal assaults over 4 years.  lee was brilliant but not brilliant enough to realize he couldn't  swap man for man. 

 

the war was lost by the brilliance of winfield scott, the anaconda plan, sending the navy to blockade our ports. in 4 years nobody in the south could think of a way to break that blockade.

Tue, 09/23/2014 - 23:52 | 5250539 disabledvet
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And of course the North hounded "old Fuddy Duddy" till he was driven from.

Nothing says "better plan" than all those smarty pants ended up playing by it in the end...

Tue, 09/23/2014 - 19:54 | 5249787 The Fonz...befo...
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What about the homegrown violent extremists in Congress and the Senate hell bent on destroying this country...

Who is gonna deal with that?

Tue, 09/23/2014 - 22:49 | 5250344 SAT 800
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Now you know, I know the answer to that question, and you know I can't type it here; or anywhere; so nuff said.

Tue, 09/23/2014 - 19:55 | 5249788 NoDebt
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"“homegrown violent extremists” who may be motivated to attack by airstrikes in Syria."

So, they knew the airstrikes in Syria were coming YEARS ago, huh?

"disgruntled and former employees pose a significant threat to US businesses due to their authorized access to sensitive information and the networks businesses rely on"

And how, pray tell, do APCs and grenade lanchers stop somebody from doing that kind of computer-based mischief?

This is a bunch of ass-covering and made-up excuses after the fact.  I'd believe Benghazi happened because of an internet video before I'd believe this.

Tue, 09/23/2014 - 19:57 | 5249794 Winston Churchill
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Setting the table for martial law ?

Tue, 09/23/2014 - 20:11 | 5249841 ramacers
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does smack of "laying the groundwork", eh?

Tue, 09/23/2014 - 20:28 | 5249898 Coletrane
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and just in time for the elections, too.

Tue, 09/23/2014 - 23:55 | 5250549 disabledvet
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Good luck in Alabama.

Tue, 09/23/2014 - 20:41 | 5249943 CH1
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Setting the table for martial law ?

Who knows. Stoking fear is essential to them. Without continual fear, they'd have no jobs.

Tue, 09/23/2014 - 21:06 | 5250032 Chupacabra-322
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I would surfice it to say, stroking fear is essential to any Tyrant/s.

Wed, 09/24/2014 - 01:56 | 5250713 Dakota Kid
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The table has been in the process of being set for years now.

Dinner is about to be served.

Tue, 09/23/2014 - 21:10 | 5249895 Bunga Bunga
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Calm down, L.A. schools are returning their grenade launchers.

http://www.latimes.com/local/lanow/la-me-schools-weapons-20140917-story....

Tue, 09/23/2014 - 21:06 | 5250031 crazybob369
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"And how, pray tell, do APCs and grenade lanchers stop somebody from doing that kind of computer-based mischief?"

Preemptive strike.

Wed, 09/24/2014 - 07:32 | 5250895 SAT 800
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well, it's not really computer based mischief. It's computer operator based mischief. And as Stalin remarked, "no man, no problem".

Wed, 09/24/2014 - 07:38 | 5250908 overmedicatedun...
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it's really swell that we are bombing again,, but why no tv shots of the hits? is it cause a jock hit his baby momma late one drunken night? and well violence against women and children is not tollerated, except in syria I guess.

Tue, 09/23/2014 - 19:56 | 5249790 q99x2
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The FBI and DHS are homegrown extremists with more than your average disgruntled employees. They also have the easiest access to create an air-strike.

Tue, 09/23/2014 - 21:32 | 5250113 VWAndy
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Talk about a mind job. 13 years of fear flavored koolaid and presto changeo they are ready to shoot at or force all the best of the hard workin folks. Great plan. 

So now going to work makes you a suspected terrorist. As a top employee Im the big threat? OK boys heres where it gets funky. I do most all of the hard work that nobody else can do. Thats what they pay me for. But if I stop it all stops. Because I am the guy in back. So, in the real world no bullshit yall depend on the likes of me.

So we have the catch 22. You need us. But you cant force us. And if we stop it all stops.

   Insert bathroom scene from fight club.

 

 

Wed, 09/24/2014 - 01:14 | 5250665 Parrotile
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The sudden realisation of "Modern Society" that without the continued efforts of the myriad "Invisible People", all the conveniences (and safeties) of Modern Life may quickly become no more than fond memories.

 

We'd very quickly learn the difference between "like" and NEED. The difference between Facebook / Instagram, and clean, safe running water perhaps.

Tue, 09/23/2014 - 20:04 | 5249807 Omen IV
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America is an open air insane asylum!

Tue, 09/23/2014 - 22:50 | 5250351 SAT 800
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You got that right.

Wed, 09/24/2014 - 01:59 | 5250716 Dakota Kid
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I would say that it's an open air prison to be more precise.

Tue, 09/23/2014 - 20:01 | 5249811 salvadordaly
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QUICK EVERYONE GRAB THEIR SCISSORS AND UNDER THE DESK,,,,,,, DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS JUST OBEY!!!!!!

Tue, 09/23/2014 - 20:14 | 5249851 max2205
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Shelter in place Damn it!

Tue, 09/23/2014 - 20:08 | 5249816 TalkToLind
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ISIS, Ebola and West Nile Virus are in your hometown.  Run, bitches!!!  Run to the voting booths and turn over moar of your rights!

Edit:  Comrades!  There is no Fukushima residual radiation where you live.  Do not buy a Geiger counter from Amazon.com, LOL.  

Wed, 09/24/2014 - 00:05 | 5250574 Fuku Ben
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We're pouring all the radiation directly into the ocean now. So that's headed your way too. If you can get out before they put the whole country on lock down to confiscate your guns come here for a visit. Just fill out your applications for asylum at one of our embassies as political dissidents persecuted for your free speech on ZH

Tue, 09/23/2014 - 20:03 | 5249817 Arkadaba
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CNN is going full retard! Don't usually watch but was curious to see how they are playing it.

Tue, 09/23/2014 - 22:53 | 5250358 SAT 800
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How can you  tell  the difference ?

Wed, 09/24/2014 - 08:24 | 5251003 Arkadaba
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The amount of spittle coming from Woff Blitzers mouth.

Wed, 09/24/2014 - 08:02 | 5250951 NoPension
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Watching MSNBC is more entertaining. It's like a funeral at that joint. Their Nobel Peace Price winning Wonderboy is doing the exact shit he chastised the previous administrations for. Only, with less legal authority.

And they are running out of explanations to justify his actions.

Their voices are lowered. There is a pall. They just can't believe it.

And the half assed "salute" was just icing on the cake. Fucking asshole.

Tue, 09/23/2014 - 20:08 | 5249818 Kirk2NCC1701
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Oh stop with the hype, teasing and 4play, and hit us with the Main Event already, you NWO scum!

Hi, I'm Jim and I'm an Adrenaline and Doom-porn junkie.  I come to ZH to get my daily fix.  Bitchez.

Wed, 09/24/2014 - 01:16 | 5250668 IridiumRebel
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Hi Jim.

Wed, 09/24/2014 - 01:36 | 5250690 OldPhart
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Hi, Jim...my first time at an ADP Anonymous meeting...not sure I belong here, but was 'referred'.  I'll just sit in the back and smoke coffee and drink cigarettes.

Tue, 09/23/2014 - 20:11 | 5249822 JustObserving
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.

H. L. Mencken

We waste more than $60 billion a year on DHS.  All it does is arouse fear and create delays at airports. But fascist police states need fear for control and to take away liberties.

Tue, 09/23/2014 - 21:46 | 5250160 data_monkey
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I don't know about the whole arousing fear thing but I did enjoy the pat-down I got at the airport. Probably not worth my share of the $60 billion though.

Wed, 09/24/2014 - 00:04 | 5250566 Cornfedbloodstool
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Yawn, whats the football games for the weekend.

Tue, 09/23/2014 - 20:07 | 5249828 talisman
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Might as well place the heavy stuff around
in convenient locations so that terrorists
don't have to move it very far when they
take over your local police station

Tue, 09/23/2014 - 20:11 | 5249836 QQQBall
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HVE - new addition to dictionary.  Sounds like a virus, but not a STD.

Tue, 09/23/2014 - 20:15 | 5249849 nmewn
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Not seeing any flatulent cows driving SUV's or Wall Street bankers flying in jets.

What are the odds? ;-)

Tue, 09/23/2014 - 20:14 | 5249852 Aussiekiwi
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LOL, They are going Full Retard, terrorists under the beds, around the corner, is your best friend a terrorist? what about your neighbor? you can't be too careful, or too brain dead.

Tue, 09/23/2014 - 20:21 | 5249866 TalkToLind
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Shit, I gave you a +1...that should reserve a spot for me on the No Fly List.

Tue, 09/23/2014 - 20:26 | 5249893 Aussiekiwi
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Your in good company, its full of free thinking calm rational people.

Tue, 09/23/2014 - 23:13 | 5250421 SAT 800
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When I had my own Cessna; I rebuilt my own engine, because I'm a lot better at it than the Federally Licensed Retards; but an enemy reported me to the FAA; so,  the FAA put a big chain around the propellor of my airplane while it was parked at Oakland International Airport; where they have a regional office, through a gate in a chain link fence separating their compound from the general aviation compound. so, when I got back to the airport; I sawed off their chain and used it, with a new lock, to lock the gate to their compound so they couldn't get to work in the morning. I never hear another word about it. I sold the airplane to a guy who wanted to use it as a bush plane in Alaska; the AIRPLANE was on a no fly list. he never heard anymore about it either. they really are retards.

Wed, 09/24/2014 - 01:12 | 5250663 Ralph Spoilsport
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+1 - Yeah, like some chain is going to stop a good mechanic. You can use chain for all kinds of mischief.

Wed, 09/24/2014 - 07:07 | 5250859 SAT 800
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The chain padlocked on the propeller is their ultimate weapon; when you don't respond to the threatening letters. It works good on law-abiders. you sure can't fly with a chain on your propeller. My personal theory is the local agent was too embarrassed to report the "unusual use" of his chain up the chain of command. All I know is I never hear from them again. Also, I don't think they have a legal leg to stand on; it's my goddamm airplane; what business of theirs is it who rebuilt the engine. Fuck 'em where they breathe is my mottoe.

Tue, 09/23/2014 - 21:03 | 5250013 crazybob369
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Hey, just thought of something. If I report my wife a terrorist, will they come and take her away? Just wishing out loud.

Tue, 09/23/2014 - 22:54 | 5250364 SAT 800
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It's worth a try.

Wed, 09/24/2014 - 00:06 | 5250573 Cornfedbloodstool
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The Stasi had nothing on these scumbags.

Tue, 09/23/2014 - 20:15 | 5249859 bytebank
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Overheard two shelf stockers at Wegmans talk about ISIS and how lucky we are tow have averted a direct strike,
.
So the constant warnings and shrill "Breaking a News" crap works. People are buying this shit. The headline of "US at war with ISIS in Syria" morphed to "US at war with Syria" by the afternoon. At least the truth does come out in the end.. All about the oil.

Tue, 09/23/2014 - 20:30 | 5249902 quasimodo
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When you hear those two shelf stockers talking about owning things of value and reading 0hedge, it's at that point you know we are irritrievably fucked.

Tue, 09/23/2014 - 22:52 | 5250352 Implied Violins
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That's OK, they'll be out of a job soon...after the smart ones clear those shelves for their bunkers first.

Tue, 09/23/2014 - 20:22 | 5249874 himaroid
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Just don't report anyone from within 1/4 mile of yourself if you want to avoid being hit by no shooting, drugged up, .gov mutha fuckas. 

Tue, 09/23/2014 - 20:24 | 5249882 thamnosma
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or just report them to themselves

Tue, 09/23/2014 - 20:23 | 5249879 thamnosma
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Government orders no further job reductions nor firing of any workers to eliminate the danger posed by disgruntled ex-employees.

Tue, 09/23/2014 - 20:28 | 5249886 Aussiekiwi
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When you over react the terrorists win, when you put your population in a state of terror the terrorists win. We had a case a few days ago of a kid leaving a bag on a train platform, closed the entire rail link down for hours.

There is a  need for a calmer less paranoid response from our leaders, yes the world can be a big bad place, that is how it is, just because some guy in the desert thousands of miles away says a threat is no reason to put the country on a war footing and deprive people of their rights, when you do that the terrorist are successful in their aim of spreading terror, you end up helping the terrorists..

Tue, 09/23/2014 - 21:07 | 5250038 espirit
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Wow, what a great tactic.

 

Flash mobs leaving backpacks with normal items all over a localized area.  Paralysis for HOURS!

Tue, 09/23/2014 - 23:34 | 5250478 thamnosma
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if you follow breakingnews.com every single day incidents like that are happening.  Not intentionally planted as you describe but shutdowns, lockdowns and evacuations due to "suspicious packages".  All turn out to be nothing.  Going on across Amerika constantly, just not hitting the major news outlets.  So you are completely correct -- an organization wouldn't even have to plant real bombs, just "suspicious packages" all over the place.

Wed, 09/24/2014 - 01:39 | 5250695 Parrotile
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Include a few opened bottles of Anginine / Glyceryl Trinitrate anti-angina tablets (available from any Pharmacy WITHOUT a prescription) and you'd really cause a headache, since one of the first "suspicious package assessments" is to have an electronic "sniff" for suspicious (i.e. explosive) residue.

Seeing as Glyceryl Trinitrate (a.k.a. Nitroglycerine) is a KNOW explosive, and a common component of many commercial explosives, they WILL be looking for this, and "discovery" of significant headspace vapour will certainly lead to "interesting times".

Wed, 09/24/2014 - 06:42 | 5250835 SAT 800
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Correct.

Wed, 09/24/2014 - 07:48 | 5250929 August
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>>>... a kid leaving a bag on a train platform, closed the entire rail link down for hours.

At least he didn't leave a dozen pressure-cookers in a dozen bags at a dozen stations, on different rail lines, with just a trace of gunpowder on each bag.

That would have been disruptive to the smooth functioning of The System, fer sure.  But maybe illegal.

Tue, 09/23/2014 - 20:38 | 5249891 Pee Wee
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The driver is a retard, he should have been arrested for interference and the vehicle impounded.

The officer is right, driving is not a right - every driver consents to safety checks and any other so-called hazard patrols, diversions and who knows what on the road just by being behind the wheel.  The constitution applies as much as in a construction stop.

Ol retarded was just trying to provoke a fight with Johnny Law, and found it.  Provocation is a crime in which he could have been cuffed and spread while Kujo gets to sniff his vehicle due to erratic/threatening behavior and slurring words.

Retarded got off easy as his video can be used as evidence, which, more than likely would be a slam dunk for any intern prosecutor.

Video the cops, but it can backfire.

Tue, 09/23/2014 - 21:06 | 5250033 TheFourthStooge-ing
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The driver is a retard, he should have been arrested for interference and the vehicle impounded.

Pee Wee, if you want to suck up to the pigs, that's your business.

If you're going to criticize someone by calling them a retard, though, you should at least make the effort to post your comment to the correct article. You know, the whole pot calling the kettle black while throwing stones in a glass house thing.

Tue, 09/23/2014 - 21:11 | 5250043 espirit
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Video is ok, but with sound recorded is not.

Read your local / state laws concerning surveillance before you try this at home kids.

Tue, 09/23/2014 - 21:17 | 5250058 Pee Wee
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What the hell.  Touche'

Tue, 09/23/2014 - 22:56 | 5250369 SAT 800
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Now just consider that the brain dead item who posted that is one of your neighbors and there are millions of them.

Tue, 09/23/2014 - 22:59 | 5250373 SAT 800
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Provocation is a crime ? Is it really? the problem is there are millions of these zombies out there.

Tue, 09/23/2014 - 20:33 | 5249917 czarangelus
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They commit violence; we're the extremists.

Tue, 09/23/2014 - 20:39 | 5249935 JuliaS
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John Thelwall has something very good about him. We were once sitting in a beautiful recess in the Quantocks, when I said to him, "Citizen John, this is a fine place to talk treason in!" — "Nay! Citizen Samuel," replied he, "it is rather a place to make a man forget that there is any necessity for treason!"

(from Samuel Taylor Coleridge's diary)

Tue, 09/23/2014 - 20:39 | 5249936 Duc888
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Some funny shit there hoss.

The term "projection" comes to mind.  I for one will be a non participant, a non consumer, a non player.

Gonna go fishin'.  Call me when the mess is over 'cause I'm pretty good at rebuilding stuff.

 In the mean time, go screw.

Tue, 09/23/2014 - 20:45 | 5249950 TabakLover
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Fear is good business for the MIC.  So they instruct their bought and paid for minyans (Gov't and MSM) to frabricate it for the people's consumption.

Tue, 09/23/2014 - 20:52 | 5249974 Meat Hammer
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Thank God for the original home-grown extremists.  If they could only see their creation today.

Tue, 09/23/2014 - 20:55 | 5249980 WTFUD
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Shows you how far we have come as a Sheeple, in that, these twisted psychopaths in CONgress and the US Gubbermint can still keep a straight face when lying through their filthy mouths convinced that JOE PUBLIC still believes this SHIT.

Tue, 09/23/2014 - 21:00 | 5250001 Chupacabra-322
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Spot on. The Frudulent Criminal UNITED STATES, CORP. & its cohorts are fully aware or not, thT The American People absolutely do not believe anymore of theory scare tactics, fear mongering, PsyOp, False Narratives, Propaganda & False Flags.

The Criminal enterprise AKA the Criminal UNITED STATES, CORP. has lost all creditbility.

Tue, 09/23/2014 - 21:01 | 5250008 Meat Hammer
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My neighbor with the "I'm Ready For Hillary" bumper sticker might disagree with you.

Tue, 09/23/2014 - 21:15 | 5250049 Chupacabra-322
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Your neighbor / Sheep is under a heavy dose of Generational PsyOp & mind control. Delusioal perhaps. It would take years to deprogram them from decades of indoctrination.

Wed, 09/24/2014 - 01:49 | 5250706 OldPhart
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While there's still a lot of the deluded around, they are becoming more and more diluted as we show them, demonstrate to them and rub ther fucking noses in the facts of what is happening.  I have a niece that was so enchanted with the UN, Obama and 'making the world better' via socialism that she was invited to the UN and sent on what was to be a one year stay in Egypt.

Came back after three months in a typical sullen mood.  (Just before the rebellion)..Took up teaching inner city kids.

She now has a VERY different outlook, and I'm suddenly back on her facebook friend's list.

Tue, 09/23/2014 - 23:02 | 5250381 SAT 800
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let's face it he needs a frag. grenade thrown through the open drivers window into his lap. he's never going to learn anything.

Tue, 09/23/2014 - 23:02 | 5250383 SAT 800
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blank.

Wed, 09/24/2014 - 00:02 | 5250562 joego1
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How about a "I'm Ready for HIllary" bumper sticker with a picture of moths coming out of the kiss the bunny between the ears pose.

Wed, 09/24/2014 - 06:45 | 5250837 SAT 800
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How about a I'm ready for Hillary Bumper Sticker with a cross-hairs photo ?

Wed, 09/24/2014 - 10:36 | 5251487 NuYawkFrankie
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Wed, 09/24/2014 - 00:16 | 5250597 Cornfedbloodstool
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+1000 spit beer all over the keyboard.

Wed, 09/24/2014 - 10:35 | 5251496 NuYawkFrankie
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Ready for Hillary's what? Strap0n?

Tue, 09/23/2014 - 21:01 | 5250011 jacship
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Won't be long before we see isis info commericals in tv, showing poor, beatup isis refugee's asking for donations

Tue, 09/23/2014 - 21:06 | 5250034 CamoZ
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ZH, too has gone full scaremonger..so Tyler..don't be a hyporcrite!

Tue, 09/23/2014 - 21:24 | 5250092 qian liao
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indeed everywhere someone is thinking of doing something. so may and possibly aren't really relevant. whats statistically probable is relevant.

Tue, 09/23/2014 - 23:04 | 5250389 SAT 800
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whack job.

Tue, 09/23/2014 - 21:26 | 5250094 olle
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Maybe is isn´t so bad to live in Europe after all, we are always a couple of years behind US....this time it might be a benefit

Wed, 09/24/2014 - 01:52 | 5250709 OldPhart
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You're already over-run by mooslems.  We're still getting bajillions of mexicans...with just a couple of others thrown in the mix.  You're light years ahead of us on Sharia Law (not counting Minnesota).

 

Tue, 09/23/2014 - 21:41 | 5250140 p00k1e
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It’s a fine line.

We knew all along that co-employees are disgruntled terrorists.   Most everyone we pass throughout a day is ‘disgruntled employee’ in some capacity.  At all times we are in a labyrinth of disgruntled killing-folk.  Why, just look to UPS today.

Rightfully, we carry concealed to defend against the ‘disgruntled employee’ we mingle with daily.

That very same ‘protection’ can get you killed for a speeding ticket. 

Wed, 09/24/2014 - 01:53 | 5250711 OldPhart
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USPS has been quiet over the last couple of years...they finally allow dope?

Tue, 09/23/2014 - 22:53 | 5250363 AdvancingTime
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Fear appears to be what threatens America most. Interestingly a gender gap emerges on how people see the government’s anti-terrorism programs with men being more inclined to think the government has gone to far, it also seems that younger voters, those in their twenties are appalled by the intrusions into our privacy.

Will terrorists kill innocent civilians in the years to come? Of course. They did so more than 100 years ago, when they were called anarchists—and a responsible nation-state must take reasonable measures to protect its citizens. But there is no way to completely eliminate terrorism. The challenge that confronts us is how we will live with that threat. We have created an economy of fear, an industry of fear, a national psychology of fear. Al Qaeda could never have achieved that on its own. We have inflicted it on ourselves. More on this subject in the article below.

 http://brucewilds.blogspot.com/2013/09/a-terrorist-under-every-bed.html

Tue, 09/23/2014 - 22:54 | 5250366 kchrisc
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Now we know why they "killed" Osama and supposedly tossed his body overboard--Old boogeyman, meet the new and improved boogeymen.

LOL

An American, not US subject.

 

"The only way off the list is to know that 2 + 2 = 5."

Tue, 09/23/2014 - 23:00 | 5250380 10mm
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A little advice to the awaken.  Keep your pie hole shut and node. 

Tue, 09/23/2014 - 23:07 | 5250394 robertocarlos
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It is never a good idea to talk to the police. Say the minimum and try to be polite. Try can't read our minds, yet.

Wed, 09/24/2014 - 06:48 | 5250839 SAT 800
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10mm; much better than .40 Slow&Weak. I built a .357 with a 19-1/2" barrel a few weeks ago on my lathe; from a barrel blank; verrry interesting ballistics.

Tue, 09/23/2014 - 23:17 | 5250391 Fuku Ben
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From time to time I run across errant scraps of information that I know will come in handy at some point in time.

In this case here is access to the database for all military equipment allocated for use against all you terrorists searchable by state and county.

A free gift from afar so you know what your local tyrants have in store for you

http://bridge.caspio.net/dp.asp?AppKey=36701000b255adcfe6ca4b13a8a4

Tanoshinde Kudasai

Tue, 09/23/2014 - 23:17 | 5250431 SAT 800
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So you know where to go t o hot wire it and use it for your miliitia. Information is good.

Tue, 09/23/2014 - 23:46 | 5250524 Fuku Ben
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Now that's the creative spirit. And the type of ingenuity that the world has come to associate with Americans. Why not use it to your advantage? Most people's first thought seems to be directed towards how to disable it.

Wed, 09/24/2014 - 02:03 | 5250720 OldPhart
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My first thought is where are the caches and what is in each one.

I live in the largest county in the lower 48.  It's bigger than some states.  I have ideas on where some would be, but there are locations out in the middle of nowhere I'd be more interested in.

Wed, 09/24/2014 - 06:50 | 5250843 SAT 800
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Google Maps / Satellite function. plus weekend exploration drives. should be interesting.

Tue, 09/23/2014 - 23:09 | 5250393 One And Only
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BREAKING: UKRAINE'S PORSHENKO STATES FULL NUCLEAR ATTACK ON US FORCES IN SYRIA AND IRAQ BY PUTIN. ALSO STATES RUSSIA HAS INVADED EUROPE.

Wed, 09/24/2014 - 02:04 | 5250721 OldPhart
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Ukraine's Baghdad Bob.

Wed, 09/24/2014 - 07:22 | 5250879 SAT 800
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Man that dude is playing with a 49 card deck. he better go back to the candy business.

Tue, 09/23/2014 - 23:06 | 5250396 Blano
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Where the hell did this Khorasan group come from???

I can't even keep up anymore.

Tue, 09/23/2014 - 23:07 | 5250397 Notsobadwlad
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My niece's husband was a ranger. He retired and was hired to go to Saudi Arabia. Maybe he has been training ISIS terrorists. I wil have to ask him if and when he gets back.

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