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The O(bama)culus Drift

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"His" alternative reality...

 

 

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Tue, 09/23/2014 - 19:38 | 5249728 FieldingMellish
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We are virtually there....

Tue, 09/23/2014 - 19:44 | 5249749 Crash Overide
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It's all an illusion anyways...

Wed, 09/24/2014 - 00:19 | 5250587 SafelyGraze
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maw-maw was in the hospital last week

that is, she was in the personal health facilitation center last week

they found she had an obamunculus in her abdomen

stage three

they removed it

she's doing rehab now

she says to tell all the nice people on zh hello

 

Tue, 09/23/2014 - 19:43 | 5249751 X.inf.capt
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no joke...

its like a never ending episode of 'the fear factor'...

well, if they cant guarantee you to get as far as your parents got...

the do have 'the power of nightmares'...

'keep them afraid, very afraid!'....

 

 

Tue, 09/23/2014 - 20:00 | 5249808 knukles
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It doesn't matter if there's nothing under the bed or in the dark, so long as you know it's OK to be afraid of it.
            -  S. Moffatt

Tue, 09/23/2014 - 20:16 | 5249860 max2205
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Moar like Biggest Loser

Tue, 09/23/2014 - 20:29 | 5249901 nmewn
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Has anyone even considered how they may have disappointed King Barry I today?!?!?

Please pause and reflect on yourself, try to do better by him tomorrow ;-)

Tue, 09/23/2014 - 21:17 | 5250060 Reaper
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It isn't under the bed or hidden in the dark.  It's in charge in the White House.

Tue, 09/23/2014 - 19:39 | 5249734 The Fonz...befo...
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Virtual insanity...

Tue, 09/23/2014 - 19:39 | 5249739 Richard Chesler
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Is that a banskter's ass?

 

Tue, 09/23/2014 - 19:40 | 5249740 SAT 800
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Where are the men on the grassy knoll when you need them?

Tue, 09/23/2014 - 19:59 | 5249803 Ariadne
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Change will not come if we wait for some other person, or if we wait for some other time. We are the ones we've been waiting for. We are the change that we seek.

Tue, 09/23/2014 - 20:02 | 5249813 thamnosma
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I believe in hope and change.

Tue, 09/23/2014 - 21:00 | 5249999 bid the soldier...
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Turn off the lights and peak out your front window.

Tue, 09/23/2014 - 19:44 | 5249753 vegas
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Why do you think I refer to him as President Goebbels? The similarities between the two are striking; neither seem to have a problem living in a different universe full of lies and deception. The only thing that matters is the agenda.

 

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Tue, 09/23/2014 - 19:58 | 5249797 bid the soldier...
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Why do you think I refer to him as President Goebbels?

That's easy.

'Cause "Goebbels has no balls at all."

Tue, 09/23/2014 - 20:01 | 5249815 knukles
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Goebbels fully understood the difference between reality and the contrived illusions of propaganda. 

Tue, 09/23/2014 - 20:25 | 5249884 himaroid
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I hope there are some "Skull Fuckers" inside that there virtual reality head gear.

Tue, 09/23/2014 - 20:58 | 5249995 bid the soldier...
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That may be.  

But did Alec Guinness have the same understanding?

Tue, 09/23/2014 - 19:45 | 5249759 thamnosma
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2008 seems SO long ago....30 seconds of economic prophecy from our leader

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ru3co_svHpk

Tue, 09/23/2014 - 21:02 | 5249958 tvdog
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Tue, 09/23/2014 - 19:49 | 5249771 The Fonz...befo...
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Rest assured if he did have an oculus rift headset it wouldn't have an economic program playing...it would be a friggn golf simulator

Would come in handy once his term is done and he gets he heckeld at every course he tries to play...

Look at me getting ahead of myself and being all optimistic...what am I saying!!!
with the way his term is going there won't be much of us around to even notice or care...to busy trying to survive...

Tue, 09/23/2014 - 19:50 | 5249777 bid the soldier...
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Obama has reneged on so many promises, the history books will probably call him The Renegger.

Does that sound right?

Tue, 09/23/2014 - 20:08 | 5249827 ramacers
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naughty,naughty you're just disguising your true feelings.

Tue, 09/23/2014 - 20:42 | 5249941 Yen Cross
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  Is that the name of the next Terminator® installment starring Arnie Schwarzenegger?

  The Renegger... "All your shit "r" belong to me." lol

Tue, 09/23/2014 - 20:51 | 5249971 Odin McHaggis
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The comments on ZH are golden.

Tue, 09/23/2014 - 20:14 | 5249853 Pantalone
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You didn't Baudrillard that.

Tue, 09/23/2014 - 20:15 | 5249857 stinkhammer
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run that chicago bathhouse program again!!

Tue, 09/23/2014 - 20:31 | 5249906 nowhereman
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One of my favorite TV programs, NCIS, has gone full propagada with it's opening episode.  Fuck,  I can never watch that show again.  The US media has proven itself to be totally CIA controlled.

Tue, 09/23/2014 - 20:57 | 5249993 tvdog
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Seems like I read something recently about government agencies approaching Hollywood offering cooperation in return for favorable image making.

Tue, 09/23/2014 - 22:35 | 5250294 knukles
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Oh yeah.  Just about every single last thing out of Hollywierd is a programming conduit in one form or another.  Just about EVERYTHING

Tue, 09/23/2014 - 20:33 | 5249915 Duc888
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....all is not lost.

 

apparently these noodles are REALLY good.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-PKfsydOVE

 

Money shot at about 2:35 when his eyes roll back into his head like a great white in a feeding frenzy.

 

 

 

Tue, 09/23/2014 - 20:36 | 5249926 carbonmutant
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The operative phrase was coined by Bud Tribble to describe Steve Jobs - "Reality Distortion Field"

Tue, 09/23/2014 - 20:47 | 5249954 pupdog1
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This 6 second video tells you everything you need to know about how Obola views the US military...

http://i.instagram.com/p/tS2r-hwina/

Tue, 09/23/2014 - 20:58 | 5249996 djcando
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Sad but true.  Just think of all those people who voted for him.  Sad but true.

Tue, 09/23/2014 - 21:12 | 5250045 bid the soldier...
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I even got up early to vote for him in 2008.

 

Wed, 09/24/2014 - 00:17 | 5250601 Slave
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The only time you woke up early in your entire life.

Wed, 09/24/2014 - 02:47 | 5250741 bid the soldier...
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Don't you remember?  

John McCain wanted to suspend the campaign a couple of weeks before the election.  I thought there was going to be a coup.

I was afraid.

 

I got up early one other time.  I can't remember why.

Wed, 09/24/2014 - 08:15 | 5250967 N2OJoe
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Only time I got to ride on a climate controlled bus and eat free lunch too! Hehe I voted more times on that day than the previous 45 years of my life. Of course I broke that record again in 2012 and with Hillary coming up soon, I may just go for a new personal best!

May Global Warming bless ACORN...

Tue, 09/23/2014 - 21:00 | 5249997 WTFUD
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Obama FUCK YOU and ALL your ASSWIPES.

Tue, 09/23/2014 - 21:28 | 5250101 WTFUD
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Am being held under house arrest at 1600 Pennsylvania Av. Yooz don't really believe it is i penning all those executive orders , do yooz? Yooz don't really believe it is i who decides which countries to bomb the fuck out of, do yooz?
Some folks are of the opinion that i am a sick twisted warmongering degenerate when in reality if the truth be known i'm only sick and twisted and would be happy to see out these last 2 years of office on the golf course; but THEY wont allow this.
BAZZA 'O'

Tue, 09/23/2014 - 21:43 | 5250149 olle
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One differenc is that in the late 60´ies early 70 ties... there was no internet... instead of writing angry comments on bloggs...we had to take it on the streets, all over the world..... that´s why we won.... comments on a blog means absolutley nothing for the majority that are not reading the blog....

Tue, 09/23/2014 - 22:48 | 5250340 fireant
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No traffic for Me!

in the city

part for the king

and let freedom ring

says Barry.....

 

Tue, 09/23/2014 - 23:34 | 5250471 H H Henry P P P...
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The teleprompter is now displayed in the VR in the form of that nostalgic 3D text Windows screensaver.

Wed, 09/24/2014 - 00:43 | 5250630 Dragon HAwk
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Wow not even One  Hey so that's what Mochelle looks like in the Shower comment.

Wed, 09/24/2014 - 03:00 | 5250748 bid the soldier...
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It's my tinge.

'Bad black presidents only appear worse than bad white ones.'

You can take my word for it.

Wed, 09/24/2014 - 08:19 | 5250988 d edwards
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But he IS half white.

Wed, 09/24/2014 - 13:54 | 5252577 bid the soldier...
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Fool me once

America won't have another black or half black president for 1000 years.

Wed, 09/24/2014 - 03:04 | 5250749 CHX
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"The illusion of freedom [in America] will continue as long as it’s profitable to continue the illusion. At the point where the illusion becomes too expensive to maintain, they will just take down the scenery, they will pull back the curtains, they will move the tables and chairs out of the way and you will see the brick wall at the back of the theater."  Frank Zappa

Almost there now.


Wed, 09/24/2014 - 06:26 | 5250825 Silverhog
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Great Latte salute you shit head. Send our guys to battle but he can't put down a cup of coffee. 

 

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/09/23/obama-latte-salute_n_5871232.html

Wed, 09/24/2014 - 07:15 | 5250870 Racer
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Their lives are meaningless in his mind, they are just part of the debt serf minion 99%

Wed, 09/24/2014 - 07:22 | 5250880 no1wonder
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"Tempest over Obama's tea cup salute: Commander-in-chief sparks anger by saluting Marines with drink in his hand"

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2767220/AWKWARD-Obama-creates-tempest-saluting-US-Marines-styrofoam-tea-cup-hand.html

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