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In Case You Are Still Confused By What Is Going On In The Middle East

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Then the following recent recap by a contributor to the Daily Mail should explain everything.

h/t Paul Mylchreest

 

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Wed, 09/24/2014 - 12:34 | 5252155 LibertyBear
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Pretty good.

Wed, 09/24/2014 - 12:39 | 5252187 Skateboarder
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Not bad for a printed newspaper blurb. She messed up the part about mud being clear though.

Wed, 09/24/2014 - 12:44 | 5252205 knukles
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Y'all see the front page, WSJ today?  Great graphics as to where the bombing all took place.  All in Syria.
Pardon me, but.....
Yes, clear as mud.
Ah the beauty of Eugenics and the Never Ending War against the New Perpetual Enemy.

Plus, check out CNN....  Seriously turning into Orwell's 2 Minutes of Hate 24/7/365

Don't forget, Kiddies, the Great Game is Afoot over the Gas Pipelines for Europe.
Use that Prism for All Informaiton

Wed, 09/24/2014 - 12:49 | 5252241 TBT or not TBT
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And the bombing occurs mostly at night, to minimize terrorist casualties, while presenting good optics for the November elections.   To fundamentally transform the USA for good, they need to appoint a couple more anti American fucks to the supreme court and a raft of lesser courts.  They need the Senate for that, and for ratifying treasonous treaties.   

Wed, 09/24/2014 - 12:51 | 5252257 Herd Redirectio...
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"it'll be dark soon, and they mostly come at night... mostly"

Wed, 09/24/2014 - 13:17 | 5252385 max2205
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Perfect if you read that with an uptalk valley girl accent

Wed, 09/24/2014 - 13:24 | 5252424 Herd Redirectio...
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The road thru Iraq (Plan B) is more highly populated and less direct than Route A.  That means there would be more political risk (IMO) after completion, if they were forced to go with Plan B.

Wed, 09/24/2014 - 13:30 | 5252455 12ToothAssassin
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This all leads up to the crash of the Euro, dissolution of the EU and then crash of the Dollar paving way to Yuan and one world govt. Youve been warned.

Wed, 09/24/2014 - 13:57 | 5252591 Herd Redirectio...
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Just look how crucial the Crimea is to that SouthStream proposed pipeline...  Geography matters, kids.

Wed, 09/24/2014 - 14:55 | 5252820 Truthseeker2
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Unless anyone understands the content of the link below,

it is impossible to make sense of the ME.

 

The Secret Agenda Behind ALL Middle East Conflicts

Wed, 09/24/2014 - 15:23 | 5252933 MeMadMax
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Here, let me make it simple:

It's because saudi arabia wants this, and whatever saudi arabia wants, saudi arabia gets...

 

End of story...

Wed, 09/24/2014 - 15:29 | 5252962 Herd Redirectio...
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Led by the Crypto-Jew House of Saud...  The origin of all extremist Islam as well.

Wed, 09/24/2014 - 15:59 | 5253100 Falconsixone
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That's a par 666 with a pair of horns to the right and a big left pussy.

Wed, 09/24/2014 - 16:14 | 5253164 X.inf.capt
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this is a frickin' mess...

Thu, 09/25/2014 - 00:04 | 5254536 The Doofus
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Obama outdid himself.  What is going on is beautiful.  Sunni Arabs are now killing Sunni Arabs on the battlefield.  The Prophet isn't happy.  But I'm dancing a jig.  Good job, Mr. President.  I raise my glass in your name.

Thu, 09/25/2014 - 04:41 | 5254730 Squid-puppets a...
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that map above has an error: Crimea isnt pink.

Thu, 09/25/2014 - 00:07 | 5254540 Bernankenstein
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Falconsixone: very funny. 

Wed, 09/24/2014 - 16:03 | 5253118 DaveyJones
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actually the thing Saudi wants the most, continuing oil supply rates, Saudi is NOT getting. SEE: their offshore exploits and other expensive diminishing adventures. See also there ever economically crunched and angry youth. You would be too when you found out your leaders whored out to the US for a long time. 

Wed, 09/24/2014 - 16:53 | 5253228 Dewey Cheatum Howe
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Qatar-Turkey_pipeline

The Qatar-Turkey pipeline is a proposed natural gas pipeline running from the Iranian-Qatari South Pars / North Dome Gas-Condensate field field towards Turkey.

http://oilprice.com/Energy/Energy-General/Qatar-Rich-and-Dangerous.html

http://www.rand.org/content/dam/rand/pubs/monographs/2008/RAND_MG738.pdf

"The geographic area of proven oil reserves coincides with the power base of much of the Salafi-jihadist network. This creates a linkage between oil supplies and the long war that is not easily broken or simply characterized... For the foreseeable future, world oil production growth and total output will be dominated by Persian Gulf resources... The region will therefore remain a strategic priority, and this priority will interact strongly with that of prosecuting the long war."

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"Divide and Rule focuses on exploiting fault lines between the various Salafi-jihadist groups to turn them against each other and dissipate their energy on internal conflicts. This strategy relies heavily on covert action, information operations (IO), unconventional warfare, and support to indigenous security forces... the United States and its local allies could use the nationalist jihadists to launch proxy IO campaigns to discredit the transnational jihadists in the eyes of the local populace... US leaders could also choose to capitalize on the 'Sustained Shia-Sunni Conflict' trajectory by taking the side of the conservative Sunni regimes against Shiite empowerment movements in the Muslim world.... possibly supporting authoritative Sunni governments against a continuingly hostile Iran."

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"One of the oddities of this long war trajectory is that it may actually reduce the al-Qaeda threat to US interests in the short term. The upsurge in Shia identity and confidence seen here would certainly cause serious concern in the Salafi-jihadist community in the Muslim world, including the senior leadership of al-Qaeda. As a result, it is very likely that al-Qaeda might focus its efforts on targeting Iranian interests throughout the Middle East and Persian Gulf while simultaneously cutting back on anti-American and anti-Western operations."

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http://www.aljazeera.com/indepth/opinion/2012/08/201285133440424621.html

More than a year ago, a $10 billion Pipelineistan deal was clinched between Iran, Iraq and Syria for a natural gas pipeline to be built by 2016 from Iran's giant South Pars field, traversing Iraq and Syria, with a possible extension to Lebanon. Key export target market: Europe.

During the past 12 months, with Syria plunged into civil war,

....

Lebanon is still a TBD in all this since sooner or later they (Hezbollah) is either going to be attacked (by ISIS as one possibility) or do the attacking, shoring up Assad in all this.

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http://oilprice.com/Geopolitics/Middle-East/IRAN-IRAQ-Pipeline-to-Syria-...

Bottom Line: Iraq’s agreement to allow Iran to build a pipeline through its territory and on to Syria is in direct competition with Qatar’s similar designs for a Syria pipeline that would connect to Turkey. This pipeline is another proxy in the Syrian conflict theater and Iran’s response to its loss of ground here. It is also a sign of Iran’s growing foothold in Iraq. Qatar will respond in kind.

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Then in the chain of events. Saudi Arabia tried to bribe Russia and get them to switch sides and undercut Qatar. If anyone remembers this little offer Bander the Barbarian made to Putin.

"whatever regime comes after" Assad, it will be "completely" in Saudi Arabia's hands and will "not sign any agreement allowing any Gulf country to transport its gas across Syria to Europe and compete with Russian gas exports"

We know how Putin responded and then the rift between Qatar and Saudi Arabia over this and Egypt. It is not Saudi Arabia driving this. The House of Saud was always aligned with Bush and the neoclownz. They ain't driving this shitshow it is Al-Thani's and their manchurian candidate puppet Obama that IS.

http://www.armedforcesjournal.com/pipeline-politics-in-syria/

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Viewed through a geopolitical and economic lens, the conflict in Syria is not a civil war, but the result of larger international players positioning themselves on the geopolitical chessboard in preparation for the opening of the pipeline in 2016. Assad’s pipeline decision, which could seal the natural gas advantage for the three Shia states,...

 

Wed, 09/24/2014 - 18:28 | 5253526 Dewey Cheatum Howe
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The Saudi's are on the shit end the stick on this one especially after they tried to double cross Qatar and in turn the US by making overtures to Putin and Russia. Remember who ISIS acts like, the puppet acts like the puppet master Obama. Shit rolls downhill which means if you think he is bad....

They might be part of the short term solution but notice how they are only bombing in Syria. The end game for them is going to be something like this.

Install a regime in Northern Syria/after pushing past Aleppo to thread the Qatar/Turkey pipeline needle through the one open hole that doesn't run through mountains or Kurdish populated areas, assuming they don't dislodge Assad.

Connect it to ISIS Caliphate then initially through Northeastern Saudi Arabia to the South Pars gas field. If Saudi Arabia balks then ISIS carves out a path along the route or other upstart jihadist groups (plenty of homegrown recruits in Saudi Arabia who want the house of Saud out).

You can see the approximate route here by looking at this map then looking at the gas field in relation to it.

http://www.mapsofworld.com/saudi-arabia/

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:SouthParsLocationMap.jpg

Since Qatar is running this shitshow they won't allow the US military to remove ISIS since the Pentagon answers to their puppet so the only way that changes is if the dynamics change it swings back towards to putting in a Saud/Pentagon non Qatari puppet in Iraq first then removing ISIS from the scene.

The owners aka shareholders in the Federal Reserve really don't care one way or the other as long as they own the military and muscle through control of money it is priced in. They win either way as long as it is priced in FRN's. The real threat to them is Russia since they lose both the muscle and pricing ability to price it then. Remember how most the commerce is shipped including gas and oil, it is by boat still even to this day. They own the Navy that protects all that including their shipping companies that profit off of smooth transit of all this. That becomes Russia's problem and they have to work for Russia now instead of working for no one to continue making money on the transit of goods globably.

 

If not then they are allowed to keep expanding east towards Iran setting the table for the next regime change which is Iran and also south into Saudi Arabia if they don't decide using other homegrown Saudi jihadist groups to carve up and control as the territory as proxies.

There is always the x-factor though to consider Egypt and Saudi Arabia both pissed at Qatar could shiv the Al-Thanis with or without Israel's help unleashing Al-Qaeda or some other newly created jihadist group on the Al-Thanis in Qatar then pull the same strategy pledging to send in GCC forces but half assing it until they overrun the place kill or force the Al-Thani's into exile first before dealing seriously with the problem and turning Qatar into a permanent vassal state afterwards like Japan is to the US.

Wed, 09/24/2014 - 23:45 | 5254509 scrappy
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Excellent posts Cheatum Howe

Thank you.

Wed, 09/24/2014 - 15:29 | 5252957 Boris Alatovkrap
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Middle East situation is natural consequence of interference by unprinciple leadership. In Rushian, "plus ça change, plus c'est la même chose."

Thu, 09/25/2014 - 01:40 | 5254634 old naughty
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Let's get basic...We don't like the line in the sand drawn by the Britons between Iraq and Kuwait. They should have been drawn to the left of the pipeline we want today.

It's all their fault.

Thu, 09/25/2014 - 04:00 | 5254709 MSimon
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Ah. The fabulous Yews. I'm surprised at no mention of the banksters.

Thu, 09/25/2014 - 11:24 | 5255698 Plato's Law
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+100.  Less than ten minute read, and worth every minute.  Highly recommended reading, better than this ZH article. 

Thu, 09/25/2014 - 20:24 | 5258058 TeethVillage88s
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Truthseeker2;

Just glancing at the Report on your link... the idea that the US would be happy to have ISIS in the Region... Well it matches up neatly with what John Perkins said in Secret History of the World... about what he said the Strategy was in Africa... Rebels create chaos but the sell minerals and resources on the Black Market which works out well for everyone.

http://themillenniumreport.com/2014/09/the-secret-agenda-behind-all-midd...

Thu, 09/25/2014 - 00:15 | 5254557 CamoZ
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Yuan world government

Thu, 09/25/2014 - 01:45 | 5254639 old naughty
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um, not really...

we don't want a pipeline go direct to yuan-land,

we want them to go the sea route so we can play skull and bones (read: priracy) with them next few decades.

We got to hurry up a bit, see that destroyer they sent docking at Iranian port. It needs to go back to S.C.Sea, no?

Wed, 09/24/2014 - 13:30 | 5252386 SamAdams
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Good work!  Your concise post should be a front page article in itself.

A good read from Armstrong:  http://armstrongeconomics.com/2014/09/

Wed, 09/24/2014 - 13:21 | 5252406 Notsobadwlad
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I find it odd that once the pipelines are built they rarely seem to be tampered with. How is it possible to protect 1000+ miles of pipeline?

I think that the answer is quite simple. All armies, mercenaries and terrorists work for governments or the people who want to be the government. It never benefits a government or those who want to be government to shit in their own back yard. If you see them doing so, then it is for another reason...

... which brings us to ISIS.

Wed, 09/24/2014 - 15:55 | 5253078 Pairadimes
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Actually, your comment brings us to Ferguson.

Wed, 09/24/2014 - 17:10 | 5253343 Moe Howard
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The pipeline from Eygpt to Israel has been blown up several times since Mubarak lost power.

Wed, 09/24/2014 - 19:43 | 5253890 Dewey Cheatum Howe
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Only one problem with that, that particular route runs underwater like the the nordstream between Russia and Germany.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Arab_Gas_Pipeline.svg

Wed, 09/24/2014 - 17:23 | 5253391 Squid Viscous
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they are an offshoot of Al-CIA-duh in Iraq?

Wed, 09/24/2014 - 13:34 | 5252486 Duffy
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Hedgeless - good stuff, but you missed one:

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iran-Iraq-Syria_pipeline

Syria is not about getting Qatari oil to Europe.  It's about stopping Iranian oil from getting there, the Oded Yinon plan to fracture Israel's neighbors, and ultimately, weakening Russia.

Israel does not want to compete with Qatar in selling natural gas to Europe.  The Qatari pipeline angle does not motivate US policy - at all.  It is a ruse, to cover for the Israel-centric and MIC-centric real purpose.

 

Just about the two worst places to build a pipeline would be Iraq and Syria.  Add to that Afghanistan - but for the turmoil there, by the way, Iran would already have a pipe running to China.  The US is desperate to stop Iran from building that pipeline too.

Why?  Well - the petrodollar scheme, but primarily, because of Israeli influence on both parties and the federal government. 

 

Kissing the wall photo ops, AIPAC speeches, standing Os - how much evidence of Israeli/Jewish ownership of .gov do you need?

 

Iraq was not about American security - it was about Israel for the neocons.  There's no real reason, apart from Israel's lobby, for the US to not have relations with Iran.  The US and Iran should be trading like the US and Viet Nam do.  After all - it was the US that meddled in and robbed Iran, not the reverse. 

Israel's Leviathan Captures Another Gas Deal - Foreign Policy
Wed, 09/24/2014 - 15:14 | 5252893 walküre
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Khomenei was a CIA asset

http://www.globalresearch.ca/the-real-iranian-hostage-crisis-a-cia-cover...

Mansoor has spent 10 years researching the issue.

“I have collected enough data to yield a very clear picture. Mr. Bush’s lieutenants removed the Shah, brought Khomeini back to Iran, and guided his rise to power, sticking it to President Carter, the American people (52 in particular), and the Iranian people.”

He stated with boxes and boxes of evidence to support his contentions.

“My extensive research has revealed the heretofore untold truth about this episode. This is not another ‘October Surprise’ theory purporting how the hostage crisis resulted in some Khomeini-Republic better deal. That theory puts the cart before the horse. Its absurd premise is that a major international deal was initiated and consummated in three weeks. Give me a break! Bill Casey didn’t have to go to Paris to play lets-make-deal. The ‘deal’ had been in operation for at least two years. This game of blind-man’s-bluff around Casey’s gravestone was more disinformation, damage control.”

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Now the same cabal that invented ISIS is fighting ISIS.

US credibility is below sub par and the propaganda is no longer working. Soon they will come out and tell us the real reason why they're involved over there and it doesn't matter as all opposition to the regime has been muffled.

There is no opposition to the current course of action which is a dead giveaway that they're all in cahoots.

Wed, 09/24/2014 - 16:18 | 5253178 McCormick No. 9
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Some things never change.

So.... does the CIA run the Mossad, or does the Mossad run the CIA?

Wed, 09/24/2014 - 23:25 | 5254480 Duffy Duck
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Mossad runs part of the CIA.

Wed, 09/24/2014 - 23:37 | 5254498 TeethVillage88s
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Would think that Rothschilds have influence over Israeli Government, US Government directly or indirectly, and Wall Street Banks.

Spying is second nature to banks.

But the Operational side of Mossad or Military probably doesn't matter so much to the Wealthiest Families in the World.

Except,... you know when they need a small job or assassination done.

Wed, 09/24/2014 - 16:37 | 5253241 thebigunit
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We're are rapidly reaching a state of "CIA asset saturation".

In the future, it would be helpful if people would start pointing out those suspected of NOT being CIA assets.

 

Wed, 09/24/2014 - 17:46 | 5253499 Jacksons Ghost
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Well, with endless FIAT, who and what cannot be bought?  CIA has an open checkbook no doubt.

Wed, 09/24/2014 - 20:31 | 5254087 Dewey Cheatum Howe
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Yeah that is based on the October Surprise deal between Reagan's people aka Bush's people still in the CIA and Khomeni's people.

http://www.wrmea.org/1987-october/did-iran-delay-hostages-release-to-ens...

Many of the names cited in these accounts of the 1980 events reappear in the 1987 congressional Iran-contra investigations. They include William Casey, Attorney General Edwin Meese, Undersecretary of Defense Fred Ikle, former Secretary of the Navy John Lehman, former CIA Deputy Director Max Hugel, Richard Secord, Oliver North, and Michael Ledeen.

...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Lehman

John F. Lehman, Jr. (born September 14, 1942) is an American investment banker and writer who served as Secretary of the Navy in the Reagan administration where he promoted the creation of a 600 ship Navy. [1] In 2003–04 he was a member of the 9/11 Commission.

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Remember the ONI was investigating certain illegal securities that would have cleared on 9/12/2001 tied to George H.W. Bush used to bankrupt the Soviet Union.

They were cleared under extra ordinary circumstances by Allan Greenspan destroying the only evidence related to said investigation.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brown_Brothers_Harriman_%26_Co.

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Brown Brothers Harriman is also notable for the number of influential American politicians, government appointees, and Cabinet members who have worked at the company, such as W. Averell Harriman, Prescott Bush, George H. W. Bush, Robert A. Lovett, Richard W. Fisher, Robert Roosa, and Alan Greenspan.

...

Who was deep sixed in 2008....

Who also happened to be owners of the FED besides the Browns and Harriman families why the Lehmans.

http://www.save-a-patriot.org/files/view/whofed.html

 

 

Thu, 09/25/2014 - 20:42 | 5258112 TeethVillage88s
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Dewey Cheatum Howe; Thanks for the post.

Looks like a lot of Info. Greg Morse has a long video with John B. Wells, Caravan to Midnight, where he spends like 3 hours laying out his work on the Subprime Mortgage Scandal and who is behind it... and the Legal Structures of Self Regulated Organizations, SROs, so it is an attempt to explain the FED and who is behind all this mess.

He says the most powerful bank in the FED is DTCC who owns JP Morgan and their European arm in Belgium Euroclear and Eurostream under JP Morgan are behind the Creation of the BRICS Banking System & Currency.

Depository Trust & Clearing Corporation

Wed, 09/24/2014 - 15:55 | 5253077 Kirk2NCC1701
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"The US is desperate to stop Iran from building that pipeline too."

Duffy, is this a new epiphany/realization for you, or are you basing it on older data/intel?

Wed, 09/24/2014 - 16:10 | 5253137 DaveyJones
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"Just about the two worst places to build a pipeline would be Iraq and Syria Add to that Afghanistan"

idiotic choices have never stopped government officials before. In fact, they seem to excell at this skill 

Wed, 09/24/2014 - 13:36 | 5252499 JRobby
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+10,000

JACKPOT - SWEEPSTAKES that is completely fixed so "They" win at the cost ouf "our" lives. "Our" includes innocent local inhabitants that just want to live the life they have.

Wed, 09/24/2014 - 14:26 | 5252722 NDXTrader
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That's a lot of pipe

Wed, 09/24/2014 - 14:29 | 5252735 madcows
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I wouldn't want to lay any pipe in the middle east.  I don't want it to smell like sweaty goat.

Wed, 09/24/2014 - 23:40 | 5254499 TeethVillage88s
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Biggest crack pipe in the world...?

Wed, 09/24/2014 - 15:16 | 5252801 Kirk2NCC1701
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With all this pipeline talk, I think that people should go back to Geography 020:

1. The shortest, fastest route to the EU is: From Qatar and KSA, via... Jordan, Israel, Mediterranean, to Greece.  Where it splits:  One way to Italy, another via old Yugoslavia to Central and Eastern EU.

2. If the US and Saudis would let them, Qatar would run a short line to Iran, and be in business in <1 year.

3. The Iran-Afghanistan-China pipeline is something I discussed a number of times, and was THE reason for 9/11. 

The US-Taliban meetings in 2000 and 2001 are well documented, and people ("folks") only got 1/2 the story:  the US trying to convince, then pressure, then threaten the Taliban into the various "stans" running a pipeline into Pakistan, and from there to the West.  What was not discussed in any media, was the REAL issue:  The Iran-Aghan-China line.  When both Iran and China made a far more compelling case with the Taliban, the US (and its Saudi pals) had NO choice but to concoct 9/11, and use it as a pretext to invade Afghanistan.

While everyone on Wall St and the MSM is having this "circle jerk" on the "Issues" or the "Big Picture", what's it's always been about is what someone posted (once again) on another ZH post this morning:  REAL RESOURCES.  It's about controlling them or having them.  Because, in the final analysis, every fiat currency system (even the Petro-Dollar) needs (a) Precious Energies (carbon fuels!) and Precious Materials (Precious Metals, Precious Minerals).  Without both of these, our Modern lifestyle and military powers regress back to the 1800s in a jiffy.

It comes down to this:  Whose Warrior System (of fiat money + economy + demographics + propaganda + military imperialism) can outlast the Other side's Warrior System?  Which Alliance can outlast the other?  Hint:  Don't hold your breath, ZHers.  They can last longer than you can.  And I'd hedge my bets on which alliance "wins", since we can be sure of only 3 things:  Laws of Nature, Laws of Human Nature, and Death.

Wed, 09/24/2014 - 15:26 | 5252948 Herd Redirectio...
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Make sure to consult a globe, not a map...  Its interesting to see how the straightest route between two points change.

Wed, 09/24/2014 - 17:55 | 5253523 deflator
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 When there are large mountains and no roads the shortest route is the flattest route.

Thu, 09/25/2014 - 02:58 | 5254687 barre-de-rire
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 flattest rout is the simplest/fastest to build.

 

 mountain = heavy cost & long time building but once done, securized from strikes.

 

look at car & tunnels... sometimes it is more valuable to  take time to build nice thing than fast crap.

 

they might change they trajectory if  region remain unstable as fuck & russia keeping pressure. ( as ultimate alternative before open war, eventually )

Wed, 09/24/2014 - 16:39 | 5253247 McCormick No. 9
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Peak Oil. The Saudis are pumping tar, inflating (lying about) their reserve figures, and trying desperately to come up with plan B in order to save their sorry, corrupt, hypocritical asses.

All Israel wants is Mt. Moriah and some rocky, arid, west bank real estate with no intrinsic value. But the Jews will be happy to start WW3 in order to get it.

The House of Saud might be crypto-Jews, but they would slaughter all Jews in a heartbeat if it meant preserving their own dynasty. Conversely, they are happy to start WW3 and slaughter everyone else for the same objective.

If the Jews help the Saudis control Iraq's oil and limit Iran's sphere of influence, then the Saudis will help the Jews with their genocidal plans re. the West Bank.

If the US gets to keep the petro dollar and thus fund its bankrupt economy with oil backed fiat, then the US will back both the Saudis and the Israelis. So, count on US support for Saudi oil hegemony and Israeli ethnic cleansing.

Note: When I say "Saudis" I mean every other monarch in the Gulf as well. I use the terms "Israeli" and "Jew" interchangably. "US" and "petrodollar" lumps in the EU on an indiscriminate basis.

This is what is called in corporate newspeak, a "win-win-win". Everyone wins. Except those who don't.

Wed, 09/24/2014 - 20:05 | 5253981 Kassandra
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Anyone remember that old George C Scott movie, The Formula?

Carry on.

Wed, 09/24/2014 - 15:06 | 5252864 SelfGov
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Pipelineistan :)

Wed, 09/24/2014 - 15:10 | 5252884 giggler321
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My vote, go through the CORE! or well around it with one of those swanky drill bits they use in fracking.  I knew there was a reason for pretending to get oil.

www.freemaptools.com/tunnel-to-other-side-of-the-earth.htm

It can be seen that Qatar is nearly on the otherside of the world to the Pitcairn Island's (who own's them??), pop the pipe through and suck it up from mexico with some mc'dee straws - bob's y'r uncle we're sorted, no war and back home in time for tea.

Failing that, PLAN B lo0k's good 2 me.  What's the time scale on all this stuff?

Wed, 09/24/2014 - 15:24 | 5252934 frankly scarlet
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Not shown is the big one, the Nabicco from Azerbaijan, picking up Iranian gas, then through Turkey into Europe. Iran has recently signed on to the western backed Nabucco and which probably negates the Russian "south stream" according to Mike Whitney. What will Iran accept as payment for her petroleum energies though?

Wed, 09/24/2014 - 17:05 | 5253327 Moe Howard
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Skittles and Arnold Palmer Lemonaid / Ice Tea mix. They aren't picky.

Wed, 09/24/2014 - 15:58 | 5253096 Pairadimes
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Shorter Obama: "By our actions today, we will ensure a steady supply of enemies for overseas conflicts for years to come, because God forbid I should wind up with all these pissed-off unemployed oath-keepers at home."

Wed, 09/24/2014 - 17:04 | 5253321 Moe Howard
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I like that first map with the blue pipeline that goes up in the air over Iraq and comes back down into Turkey. That way the Iraqis can't get to it to blow it up.

 

But wouldn't it be shorter if they did it over Syria?

Wed, 09/24/2014 - 17:47 | 5253502 YHC-FTSE
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@ Hedgeless

Good explanation with the pipelines. With all the heightened terror threats and war readiness against the Russians, I've been noticing that the usual military suppliers are in the money again. 

What a coincidence that Boeing and Lockheed Martin just got a 100 billion dollar contract to build long range bombers. What a coincidence that the joint European main battle tank orders are on the cards with Nexter and KMW merging to produce Europe's next super tank, and General Dynamics (combat systems) stocks set to have a record year despite revenues declining (Someone know something about contract bids?). 

http://www.uasvision.com/2013/11/12/boeing-and-lockheed-martin-joined-to...

http://www.fool.com/investing/general/2014/09/03/tank-battle-in-europe-m...

This year started off with loud noises about military spending budget cuts. Lo and behold we are about to end the year at the brink of WWIII and terror up the chimney. What a coincidence.

Wed, 09/24/2014 - 23:07 | 5254442 IndyPat
IndyPat's picture

Lulz @ "Pipelineistan"!

Wish i had said that....

Wed, 09/24/2014 - 14:09 | 5252642 BudFox2012
BudFox2012's picture

Extra points for working in an Aliens quote into the discussion.  Going forward, I hope the next Aliens quote used is not

"I say we dust off and nuke the site from orbit... it's the only way to be sure".  This time the Aliens have friends that nuke back.

Wed, 09/24/2014 - 17:00 | 5253310 Barley Burnside
Barley Burnside's picture

+1 Lol, NEWT!!! "We're on an express elevator to hell, going down!"

Wed, 09/24/2014 - 12:50 | 5252253 SuperRay
SuperRay's picture

Who cares, as long as I have my cheatos and my

Tailgating and cheering at college/pro football games

ESPN

THE VOICE

AMERICAN IDOL

DANCING WITH THE STARS

TMZ

CNN

MSNBC

and live in the land of the free

Bombs are just so hot. Yaknowwhatimeandude

It's like we have all the cool killing technology. ;--)

Wed, 09/24/2014 - 13:20 | 5252305 hedgeless_horseman
hedgeless_horseman's picture

 

 

Tailgating and cheering at college/pro football games

Wearing a not-for-profit league's high-profit, massed-produced, polyester (aka micro-fiber) official clothing that is emblazoned with some trademarked-tribal logo while squinting at a two-inch screen to play mindless children's games on our smart phones while waiting in line behind 16 obese men for a lips-and-assholes pork, beef, turkey, and chicken frank and a caffeinated HFCS soda for the kid and a mind-numbing and poorly-crafted $10 beer and an order of deep-fried fat at a tax-payer funded professional sports venue that is hosting a violence game we never played with pharmaceutically-enhanced players we really don't know in order to fatten the wallets of other men that are already very, very, wealthy.

 

http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2014-09-21/we-are-living-state-keynesian-b...

Wed, 09/24/2014 - 13:26 | 5252435 Herd Redirectio...
Herd Redirection Committee's picture

At some point watching sport replaced being active in sport (sport's true role in society, IMO).

Wed, 09/24/2014 - 13:32 | 5252465 hedgeless_horseman
hedgeless_horseman's picture

 

 

Not in my home. 

Not for Fast Freddy, either.

Wed, 09/24/2014 - 13:53 | 5252572 Jack Burton
Jack Burton's picture

"pharmaceutically-enhanced player" Indeed! This new form of human is what ended my desire to watch football and baseball. I am old enough to remember the Minnesota Vikings, a super bowl team, come to our town on a publicity run when I was a kid. They were normal size guys, just on the large end of normal. I see players now who look like prize bulls from a breeding farm, bulls shot up for generations with all the chemicals known to man. When Humans became productes of chemicals on the athletic field, I lost all interest. The sad end of a once great game. They fucked it all up. Baseball too, fuckers with arms bigger around than a normal mans chest.

Wed, 09/24/2014 - 14:18 | 5252687 DadzMad
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Even worse it's trickling down to high school players.  Today I saw a kid in the gym who shouldn't look the way he looked.  After a lifetime of weightlifting (oly and power) I know what "enhanced" looks like.  When I was young you would get maybe one or two freaks in your whole division.  Usually a dairy farmer raised on raw milk and tossing hay bales.

Wed, 09/24/2014 - 14:53 | 5252819 Its_the_economy...
Its_the_economy_stupid's picture

Correct.

Wed, 09/24/2014 - 15:34 | 5252986 Herd Redirectio...
Herd Redirection Committee's picture

A Brock Lesnar, for example?

Thu, 09/25/2014 - 03:15 | 5254691 JB
JB's picture

Why do you think Wisconsin puts so many linemen in the NFL? ;)

Wed, 09/24/2014 - 15:18 | 5252913 walküre
walküre's picture

Roids have real consequences. The equipment suffers in size and performance and the guys develop a complex and beating their women.

You won't hear this on Dr. Oz.

Wed, 09/24/2014 - 16:21 | 5253186 thamnosma
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Jack, the size of baseball players is going back down as are their home run totals.  The leader this year has something like 37, many in the 20's.  That's a good trend.  Roger Maris still holds the record.  Those others were pharmaceutically-enhanced players and therefore not valid.   Not saying they are clean now but it's on the downswing.  Football?  Another story completely.

Wed, 09/24/2014 - 14:09 | 5252644 StupidEarthlings
StupidEarthlings's picture

2 inch screen my ass.. I got a 4.3.

Just sayin. Anything bigger than that is more like a tablet.

Wed, 09/24/2014 - 15:59 | 5253102 joego1
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Yeah the Romans liked that stuff too. To bad they started debasing their currency they might still be around and the Lions might know how to catch a football.

Wed, 09/24/2014 - 13:11 | 5252335 Bangalore Equit...
Bangalore Equity Trader's picture

Listen Ray. Your forgot to include your "MEDICAL' Maryjane in your list of "AS LONG AS I HAVE".

Be a good American and go straight to the Opium's. Support your USSA CIA!

Wed, 09/24/2014 - 13:25 | 5252416 madcows
madcows's picture

Why do you start all your posts with "Listen".  I keep listening, but I can't hear anything.

Wed, 09/24/2014 - 15:06 | 5252869 GoinFawr
GoinFawr's picture

I can, but it's all just sounds like "Quack quack quack quack..."

+1 for you for having the skill to completely tune it out.

Wed, 09/24/2014 - 15:34 | 5252985 SAT 800
SAT 800's picture

Please insert head in toilet and flush. thank you.

Thu, 09/25/2014 - 00:00 | 5254530 scrappy
scrappy's picture

Hey, gtf out of here, this is my toilet!

Wed, 09/24/2014 - 12:43 | 5252206 Keyser
Keyser's picture

In this case, you can't tell who the players are even if you have a program... 

Wed, 09/24/2014 - 12:43 | 5252215 NDXTrader
NDXTrader's picture

That's ironic

Wed, 09/24/2014 - 13:11 | 5252349 Bangalore Equit...
Bangalore Equity Trader's picture

Listen Trader. I sometimes wonder if "TYLER" ever thinks about abolishing photo "ATTACHMENT" privileges.

What are your thoughts here? Oh, "I SEE". ok.

Wed, 09/24/2014 - 13:28 | 5252441 Herd Redirectio...
Herd Redirection Committee's picture

Try starting a post with a word other than 'Listen'.  I dare you!

Wed, 09/24/2014 - 16:19 | 5253181 RichardP
RichardP's picture

The up is assumed.  As in listen up - slang for "pay attention to what I'm about to say".  It's a way of getting attention from people when their attention is directed elsewhere.

Doesn't work at all on boards like these.  If attention is already focused elsewhere, the printed words listen up aren't going to do their job.  Those words have to make a sound to be effective.

Wed, 09/24/2014 - 13:04 | 5252309 ajax
ajax's picture

 

 

Gore Vidal (again) observed in some interview somewhere that the average "Letter To The Editor" from any British newspaper was more well written than any "Editorial" in any American broadsheet.

Vidal you are sorely missed.

Wed, 09/24/2014 - 15:23 | 5252932 perchprism
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Missed like I miss a pimple on my ass.

Wed, 09/24/2014 - 13:14 | 5252369 RiverRoad
RiverRoad's picture

When QE fails, give war a try.

Wed, 09/24/2014 - 15:25 | 5252939 Ruffmuff
Ruffmuff's picture

Central bank, "Control by chaos". Planned confusion to take control and make us not pay attention anymore. Always seems to work.

Broken thoughts is what Johnny Cash said.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SmVAWKfJ4Go

Thu, 09/25/2014 - 00:06 | 5254539 scrappy
scrappy's picture

JC is forever cool, kinda like an XR in the wrong generation, but there are always the exceptions.

Johnny Cash Highwayman with Willie Nelson, Waylon Jennings & Kris Kristofferson With lyrics

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPHuQFN7L70

 

Johnny Cash - I Won't Back Down

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8i5NLyXZdc

 

Wed, 09/24/2014 - 18:11 | 5253572 Sirius Wonderblast
Sirius Wonderblast's picture

It's on the Letters page, from a reader.

Wed, 09/24/2014 - 13:17 | 5252391 docmac324
docmac324's picture

Send in NCIS, they fix everything in an hour.

 

Oh, and don't forget the WMDs we didn't find.  NCIS will find them, this time.

Wed, 09/24/2014 - 15:05 | 5252862 my_nym
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Even an analysis that's a joke based on what amounts to gallows humor in the American Empire has to mention Israel and its lobby. Otherwise it's useless bunk.

Wed, 09/24/2014 - 15:35 | 5252989 cheeseburger901
cheeseburger901's picture

Mass Fraud should be a crime against humanity.

Please support this petition at whitehouse.gov.

https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/mass-financial-fraud-should-be...

The petition needs 150 signatures to go "live" to the public.

Thu, 09/25/2014 - 00:40 | 5254587 Semi-employed W...
Semi-employed White Guy's picture

They would probably interpret an individual not paying enough income tax as "mass fraud" since he "cheated" the government. No thanks.

Wed, 09/24/2014 - 21:31 | 5254206 jal
jal's picture

 

comment in wrong thread

 

Wed, 09/24/2014 - 21:32 | 5254216 jal
jal's picture

 

comment in wrong thread

 

Wed, 09/24/2014 - 12:36 | 5252161 JustObserving
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When you tell too many lies, you are eventually caught in your web of lies:

ISIS: The jihadist movement stamped “Made in America”

The fact remains, however, that the US, the major European powers, and their regional allies all previously lent financial, military and political support to ISIS and similar groups, which have “Made in the USA” stamped all over them. They have, until now, played a significant part in Washington’s efforts to overthrow the regime of President Bashar al-Assad in Syria, as part of a broader effort to gain control of the region’s vast energy resources and transit routes.

http://www.wsws.org/en/articles/2014/07/30/isis-j30.html

Wed, 09/24/2014 - 15:42 | 5253027 JuliaS
JuliaS's picture

We sure are bringing about world unity, because nothing unites the rest of the world better than the hatred of us.

- Robert Newman

Wed, 09/24/2014 - 12:37 | 5252164 One And Only
One And Only's picture

European energy. Pipeline.

That's it. 3 words.

If you win the fight you lay the pipe.

Wed, 09/24/2014 - 12:51 | 5252256 Skateboarder
Skateboarder's picture

Can't have pipeline monopoly from Qatar to Europe without owning Syria.

Hence the newly created terrizz.

Wed, 09/24/2014 - 13:13 | 5252365 Bangalore Equit...
Bangalore Equity Trader's picture

Listen Boarder.

Let me make myself real clear here. A gas terrrizz is one who "PLANTS" a bomb "SILENT" but "STINKY".

Wed, 09/24/2014 - 13:30 | 5252462 Herd Redirectio...
Herd Redirection Committee's picture

3 words: Divide and Conquer.

Others prefer Divide and Rule, because it better explains why you KEEP a place you have CONQUERED, DIVIDED.

No better example in the world today than the Middle East.  They don't know who to trust, and for good reason, as both sides they can choose from are likely to have been co-opted, long ago.

Wed, 09/24/2014 - 15:07 | 5252870 my_nym
my_nym's picture

Israel.

Wed, 09/24/2014 - 12:52 | 5252264 TBT or not TBT
TBT or not TBT's picture

2 words:   November.  Election. 

Wed, 09/24/2014 - 13:29 | 5252457 j0nx
j0nx's picture

Aw how quaint that you still think those machines aren't hacked and that elections are still (or ever were) legit. That's precious. I'll be washing my hair on November 4th.

Wed, 09/24/2014 - 15:36 | 5252995 83_vf_1100_c
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No need to hack the election. The FSA will vote Dem as long as the EBT flows.

Wed, 09/24/2014 - 13:19 | 5252393 RiverRoad
RiverRoad's picture

Plus "winner" gets to write the history books.

Wed, 09/24/2014 - 15:07 | 5252871 my_nym
my_nym's picture

Three words:  The Israel Lobby

 

And a few more, did you think that OIL (Operation Iraqi Liberation) was all about oil too?

Wed, 09/24/2014 - 16:04 | 5253120 Duffy
Duffy's picture

3 more:

 

Oded Yinon Plan...

“The Unfolding of Yinon’s ‘Zionist Plan for the Middle East’: The Crisis in Iraq and the Centrality of the National Interest of Israel,” illustrates how the ethno-sectarian fragmentation and internecine warfare between Shiites and Sunnis is in line with the Yinon plan to enhance Israel’s security and was ignited by the neocon-inspired US invasion of Iraq in 2003. Netanyahu and the neocons currently view Iran as a greater threat in the Middle East than ISIS, and while they advocate US military intervention, they emphasize that such intervention should not empower Iran, notes Stephen Sniegoski."

 

http://mycatbirdseat.com/2014/07/the-unfolding-of-yinons-zionist-plan-fo...

 

Wed, 09/24/2014 - 22:53 | 5253356 edotabin
edotabin's picture

..

Wed, 09/24/2014 - 17:19 | 5253375 edotabin
edotabin's picture

I guess this should lay the peak oil/energy debate to rest then, correct?

Wed, 09/24/2014 - 12:40 | 5252191 Infinite QE
Infinite QE's picture

Two words: Greater Israel

Wed, 09/24/2014 - 15:04 | 5252861 bid the soldier...
bid the soldiers shoot's picture

One word:  Jewsus

Wed, 09/24/2014 - 17:22 | 5253389 Moe Howard
Moe Howard's picture

Made me laugh. Thanks.

Wed, 09/24/2014 - 12:39 | 5252192 Gaius Frakkin' ...
Gaius Frakkin&#039; Baltar's picture

Something some more war can't solve... right?

Wed, 09/24/2014 - 12:46 | 5252229 Toolshed
Toolshed's picture

That's just crazy talk. War is the solution. If we have a big enough war to exterminate the most virulent pest on the planet, otherwise known as humans.............. problem solved.

Wed, 09/24/2014 - 13:01 | 5252298 PrDtR
PrDtR's picture

Peace Love +Forgiveness is the solution.. freedom from our tyrannical leaders is essential! 

ISLAM +Western Society are incompattible.. freedom of religion vs. ISLAM forall [see Koran].. 

 

God Bless / Live Like Yeshua [Jesus] 

Wed, 09/24/2014 - 13:08 | 5252338 donsluck
donsluck's picture

I fucking hate religion. Truly.

Wed, 09/24/2014 - 13:12 | 5252359 The_Dude
The_Dude's picture

You should worry more about the people who abuse it....

Wed, 09/24/2014 - 13:16 | 5252379 Bangalore Equit...
Bangalore Equity Trader's picture

Listen DUDE.

The only way to truly give the "FINGER" to the Banksters is to join the one thing that they all hate!

How to become a Muslim (in 14 steps)
http://www.wikihow.com/Become-a-Muslim

Wed, 09/24/2014 - 13:24 | 5252410 therearetoomany...
therearetoomanyidiots's picture

Step One:   Lose mind...

Wed, 09/24/2014 - 13:31 | 5252470 Herd Redirectio...
Herd Redirection Committee's picture

We can ban usury, fractional reserve banking and fiat currency without converting to goddamn Sharia law.

Wed, 09/24/2014 - 13:45 | 5252514 Bangalore Equit...
Bangalore Equity Trader's picture

"We can ban usury, fractional reserve banking and fiat currency"

Listen Committee.

Talk to your USSA "JFK" about that thought.

Time for a "NEW" plan America! It's simple to do, a perfect pacifist movement with no violence so TPTB will not object. Then just support Muslims "ONLY" with cash transactions or "TRADE". Done.

Wed, 09/24/2014 - 14:18 | 5252682 therearetoomany...
therearetoomanyidiots's picture

yeah, don't worry about that whole death to infidels thing....trust us.  

Wed, 09/24/2014 - 15:47 | 5253046 83_vf_1100_c
83_vf_1100_c's picture

I'll pass on that.

ZH needs an app where you can set a posters name and it automatically downvotes all their posts. My finger has developed a blister with all the trollish assclowns popping up lately. Or maybe just a dedicated admin who looks at down votes and when you hit a certain rate of red, perma ban.

Wed, 09/24/2014 - 21:11 | 5254171 Bangalore Equit...
Bangalore Equity Trader's picture

Listen. Let me tell you this.

I come to "THE HEDGE" because I want to read "EDUCATED" articles and opinions. I don't want to read no Yahoo's.

That is because "I" am educated and because of this, "MY" opinions are vastly superior to any and all of "YOU PEOPLE", you "TROLLS". Troll opinions/comments are filthy, like "THE FRENCH", and "THE ISIL.

GOD and baby JESUS, can I "PLEASE" find some intelligent life on the website!

Thu, 09/25/2014 - 11:14 | 5255637 schadenfreude
schadenfreude's picture

MDB is this you?

Wed, 09/24/2014 - 14:27 | 5252727 PrDtR
PrDtR's picture

I do not BELIEVE in RELIGION, which is MAN MADE.. I BELIEVE in an ALL Loving God.. His Son came and DIED FOR US.. He didn't kill ANYone.. so yes I BELIEVE in God and Love and Forgiveness.. I don't Hate anyone..

You will not find me at any event where hateful protesting goes on.. 

I am in a RELATIONSHIP w/ my Savior.. THAT my friend is TRUE CHRISTIANITY.. 

The Roman Catholic Church KILLED Christians.. >300,000 by some estimates during its' existence .. WHY? for erely having a Bible, reading it or preaching the Word of God.. 

Islamic countries BAN the Bible.. WHY? because many Muslims convert to the Love of God when they are exposed to it.. 

We should PRAY M O R E, LOVE M O R E .. and forgive M O R E!! 

 

May God open your eyes to HIS TRUTH, Love

Wed, 09/24/2014 - 14:49 | 5252799 madcows
madcows's picture

praying, loving and forgiving is going to get us killed.  the middle east doesn't have any Christians left b/c the muslims killed them all.  and, they won't stop there.  I say forgive other Christians.  heck forgive the muslims.  but only after they're eradicated.  They just won't stop until they are either dead, or we are dead.  There is no live and let live with those animals.

Wed, 09/24/2014 - 15:59 | 5253105 Herd Redirectio...
Herd Redirection Committee's picture

"There is no live and let live with those animals."

Step 1 (on the way to becoming a Nazi):  De-humanize all opposition.

Wed, 09/24/2014 - 14:16 | 5252678 PrDtR
PrDtR's picture

TRY PRAYER.. Moses did it, Abraham did it.. WHY not the POTUS?  S T O P  the KILLING!!! 

Defense of innocent NOT Murder of innocent.. 

Make them come here.. build defenses.. let freedom reign w/n the country.. ISLAM +Western Republics are INCOMPATIBLE !!! 

 

God Bless / Live Like Yeshua [Jesus] 

Wed, 09/24/2014 - 16:08 | 5253133 Duffy
Duffy's picture

it has been my experience that everyone who uses the term "Yeshua" is either really Jewish, or may as well be.

While I have a lot of negative things to say about the Koran, it turns out that much of the Torah and Talmud are every bit as vile and incompatible with secular, Enlightenment principles.

 

Only we have to keep pretending that Jewish texts are about peace, love, and free ice cream.

 

They absolutely are not - and if I had to pick between the Koran, the Old Testament and the New - being of above average intelligence, I'd go with the New.... 

 

Jesus [from the Greek] was a damned hippie, but he's a lot more likable than either Mohammad or Joshua or Moses.  All of whom were fucking cunts [though the latter 2 may not have existed at all....]

 

The Way of the Rabbi - Jesus Never Existed
Wed, 09/24/2014 - 12:41 | 5252197 craus
craus's picture

East smeast, who cares?

BTFD.

Wed, 09/24/2014 - 12:44 | 5252218 Troy Ounce
Troy Ounce's picture

 

 

But..but...Lockheed...Boeing...Northrop...General Dynamics??

Wed, 09/24/2014 - 12:45 | 5252221 kchrisc
kchrisc's picture

Funny, but forgot to mention the CIA, Israel, Greater Israel, gas, gas pipeline, water, access to the Tigris and Euphrates.

An American, not US subject.

Wed, 09/24/2014 - 12:46 | 5252223 Bunga Bunga
Bunga Bunga's picture

So the the logical conclusion would be to abolish our own governments.

Wed, 09/24/2014 - 12:49 | 5252244 LawsofPhysics
LawsofPhysics's picture

It would appear that "faith in credit" is in short supply.

Wed, 09/24/2014 - 12:45 | 5252225 Frank N. Beans
Frank N. Beans's picture

and that, dear friends, is US foreign policy in a nutshell

Wed, 09/24/2014 - 12:46 | 5252233 Bunga Bunga
Bunga Bunga's picture

Arm some, bomb some, rinse, repeat.

Wed, 09/24/2014 - 15:26 | 5252941 SAT 800
SAT 800's picture

That's so special; it's just what you'd expect to find in a nutshell; NUTS !

Wed, 09/24/2014 - 13:21 | 5252398 Bangalore Equit...
Bangalore Equity Trader's picture

Listen Washington.

"INSANELY" stupid US. Now that's "NOT" an oxymoron!

Wed, 09/24/2014 - 12:49 | 5252240 SpanishGoop
SpanishGoop's picture

I actually got it.

That's a first.

 

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