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Secretary of State John Kerry takes over at The United Nations Security Council session as President Obama heads to another meeting (or tee-time?)
h/t @markknoller
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We are so screwed...
And kerry prolly took that stupid bitch that was sitting behind him to the motel many times over...
>_>
A horse is a horse of cours of course...
Barry. Be heading to the links
Pun
GRATUITOUS BEAVER SHOT!
Really? Show us how John.
The sign y'all missed, which I think is why it could be worse. It says "The Honorable John Corzine".
How do you think GWB got re-elected in 2004? Had the Dems ran anyone but Lurch in 04, GWB would not have been re-elected...
You mean, voting matters?
(No, I didn't -1 you)
BWAHAHAHA thanks for the laugh, Tylers!
Kerry can go suck a big bag of hairy sweaty dicks...BEN CARSON 2016
Yeah but check the hot bitch behind him you fucking homos!
She's needing some deep understanding.
Know what I mean??
She's looking a bit dishevelled and carefree already.
this must be one of those 'gay tests.' "what do you see in this pic?"
I see a hot mess MILF about to show the audience the goodies.
she looks like she's a freak in the bedroom, and Wait What is a big fan of them.
show me more.
Bet she's into zoophilia.
http://horselover.net
A must see. John F Ketchup being grilled by senate this week:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=-Q0dGyA2mH8
"Yeah but check the hot bitch behind him you fucking homos!"
That's a a photoshop of Kerry with a wig and falsies.
That took me a second read to get it. Thank you.
She has that repressed librarian slash secretly perverted school teacher thing going on.
NeoCons do enjoy their petty torments
Much less appealing in the run of the mill publicity shots, but right there, right then...
she had to queef some of Cass Sunstein's 150+ IQ jizm from early am...
Too, too far...
I think its samantha powers. Id grudge fuck her. I'd give her a full 9 seconds.
That would be enough in bull riding.
It's just the hair and soft focus making her look kinda good, get a good look at her, she's actually hideous. Looks like a man's face with a bunch of hair around it.
"Yeah but check the hot bitch behind him you fucking homos!"
Yep, first thing I saw. A boner-us for working at the UN for sure.
That is why the police will pull her over, Headbanger. Yeah...To ask her for her papers...
Fuck off fag.
I live at 12223B Woodside Ave., Lakeside, CA, USA.
Let's go hunting.
Not a bad face and I wonder if the drapes match the carpet? She does look like she could use a few months on treadmill or something tho
OMFG... Tell me you're kidding. I actually know Ben. He was a great neurosurgeon, but his politics are just the usual neocon BS.
There was once a time when Chris Christie was the up and coming republican star. He is RINO like McCain and Graham rolled into one....
All Republican Rising Stars are RINOs, Dumbocraps by any other name.
No, Ron Paul was never a "Republican" rising star. He was trashed by the Republican Establishment.
Joe Biden could be worse.
I disagree. President Biden would complete the farce.
That picture was from 2005, after Bonesman Kerry beat Bonesman Bush in the 04 election in an alternative universe. I sent that to Tyler. Having a TARDIS is so much fun!
sark
Uncircumcised geezer!
I think the world "old" was also supposed to be in there.
JFK (who served in veet-nam) 'ta'int no young geezer.
- Ned
{wonderin' if botox a) affects brain functioning and b) is a specific vs. the various Ebola strainz that we are yet to be informed about}
john kohn... he was clipped at 8 days in accordance with the Talmud
... and rabbinical law
So he got the ceremonial suck at the end? Very nice.
The girl behind Kerry is my 2nd cousin, She is a pole dancer and social escort calls herself Cherry.
which city
"The girl behind Kerry is my 2nd cousin, She is a pole dancer and social escort calls herself Cherry."
Cherry Kerry from Danbury?
She looks like she wants to get down to business. What's she doin' with those hands?
"Hike up your skirt a little more and show your world to me..." [/Dave Matthews]
And she works for the russians too ( ala warren zevon)
I wouldn't touch her with my pole.
Her body language suggests that her pussy itches and she badly needs to scratch it...
Thence the real question. Why?
.............. is she trying to do that basic instinct leg cross thing for the camera????
....... oh no wait my cat just dragged his dead goldfish onto my desk....... nevermind.....
I had to scroll down this far to finally see someone ask about the redhead MILF behind Kerry!?
WHO is she? Seriously. Looks like she'd like to "beam up".
p.s. Never mind. Just figured out she the US Ambassador to the UN, Samantha Power (Irish Catholic, ex-Yale, Harvard). Hubby Cass Sunstein (Jewish, ex-Harvard) not present.
Does appear "hot and bothered". That, or she's desperately trying to distract the audience from whatever Kerry's saying.
"Does appear "hot and bothered". That, or she's desperately trying to distract the audience from whatever Kerry's saying"
So she's either using her legs as semaphore flags or Kerry's off the teleprompter again.
That is not lust you see in Ms. Powers.
That is the burning, itching aftermath of having sex with Kerry.
He gave her the clap...
An empty chair would have worked. Then again, the empty chair just left.
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A real shame Hugo was assassinated. Would have been the perfect time to once again inhale sulphur at the podium.
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A little confusing where to go. First glance quickly reveals a beaver, and a horse. That leads to animal farm first, but then possibly animal house, as the horse looks a little like Dean Wormer, and the beave could pass for Katy.
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The horse he rode in on.
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Horseshoe takes over where hand grenade left off. Close, but not quite on target.
Don't think she's had a cherry for some time!!!
The guillotine was a be-trunking machine! I inisist on this!
Could hit his bit, and dull the blade,
Barry. Be heading
Now there's a billion dollar pay per view.
Reminds me of Mr Ed, although Kerry lacks a few IQ points over Mr. Ed http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tSsuohepbVk
Why the long face kerry? :-)
honestly i can't imagine her putting anything more than 3 inches behind those teef...
With that waiting for him, why the long face?
His little uncircumcised penis is as hard as a diamond in that picture.
Lets see what mettle his made of... oh, that's right... He threw all of his over the Whitehouse fence...
Au contraire, mon ami.
He threw someone else's medals over the fence. His were enshrined in a tableaux in his inner sanctum.
If it weren't for the double standard, he would have no standards at all.
At least he's world class at something.
- Ned
I was living in DC years backs for a few months (I was 19) hanging with a buddy going to Georgetown. I used to skate board down Wisconsin to go park cars at the Presidents Club, pretty weird times. Anyhoo, I banged a few chicks that summer, one was from Callifornia and was doing the whole "intern" ass kiss thingy for some Dummocrat (Cranston I think). She squealed like a piggy when I banged her and later, a few years back she shows up on Facebook, starts liking Hilary 2016 and so on. I met up with her in Tahoe and asked her what she knew about the world and of course it was shit, she knew dick all. I told her that! I told DC was full of people like her who really didn't know much and just got off on the power. I told her she was no hippy Dead head chick as she hoped, but a pawn. She later dropped the Hilary stuff on Facebook.
TahoeBilly2012: And the reason we would want to know all this is...?
Because it beats listening to a horses ass speak at the UN.
+1. Banal ZH comments beat banal reality TV any day of the week.
Dude, you're talking about lots of viagra there. Do viagra and botox interract?
"kerry prolly took that stupid bitch" to bed
Of course he did. She has a magnificent mane.
Obama must've accidentally used acetone wipes instead of kleenex.
That is just so insensitive.
Now, where's my NyQuil?
Reporting for duty!
You can see where that 1968 trip to Cambodia is seared into his donkey-head.
I'm guessing the plural of 'dufus' is 'dufi'.
"I'm in charge here."
a NOT-Al Haig is my former Senator.
how could that be worse? kerry or that over the hill librarian/NWO twat crossing her legs? either way...? oh that's Samantha Power, married to Cass Sunstein, at least he's not in the picture, so you win TD... it could be worse
damn you! ruined it. from the blurry pic she almost looked do-able. a cursory internetz search proves she's a total boner killer.
that's what makes it worse.
Could always squint a bit?
Or bleach your eyes before peeking.
We're bombing IS oil installations in Syria now. The "campaign" no longer really has anything to do with Iraq. It's Syria, baby and we ain't leavin'.
Now if these IS guys are as fanatical and unafraid to die as evidently they may be, how long will it take before they bring this war to our vaterlands? Of course, if the IS leaders are just Saudi/Israeli/West pawns or agents, then there will be no attacks in retaliation for the bombing. Turning into a bombing orgy/party now.
Yeah, if the ISIS guys are real, how long before they make a "video" with the White House in the background? I can see it now with the TOTUS shouting, "We will not tolerate this any longer. We're going to bomb ... wherever that place is." Problem solved.
Note to ISIS: Just don't make a video on a golf course. Could cause the TOTUS to have a breakdown.
It could be worse....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9AFf0ysgNiM
Right. It could be Raining.
......
It IS raining, bombs that is.
RIP Marty Feldman.
It could be worse. Worse things happen at sea:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vnA3nSU5rmc
Start at the beginning if you like a little gross humour, otherwise start at 3:10.
4:11 if you're in a hurry
4:33 if you just want to get straight to the set up and punch line.
EDIT: Actually, no the gross humour starts before this clip so just watch the whole clip. (I was in a hurry when I posted it and just found the bit I wanted without watching the whole thing)
US Aggression against Syria and Iraq Drags the World into an Age of Global Anarchy
http://www.globalresearch.ca/us-aggression-against-syria-and-iraq-drags-the-world-into-an-age-of-global-anarchy/5404066
well worth this quick read
Yes; it's almost infinitely sad. And it's all completely unnecessary.
I wonder if he rest that horsehead between that asst's legs?
Why is the guy in the background giving that girl a backrub?
You only see one of his hands.
That's not all he is rubbing.
her schlong?
The False Narrative, PsyOp, Propaganda Script writers over at the Pure Evil Psychopathic Criminal CIA are playing Word Association games with the Sheep. They understand the Mindless Sheep will associate Khorasan with Kardashian with in turn will make it easier for the sheep to remember it hence a greater impact & threat of Fear Factor.
Silly rabbit, tricks are for kids. And, to these Psychopaths, in their words / mantra it's just "Fun & Games."
Yep, I heard someone say that just this earlier afternoon.
- Ned
I personally think the "propaganda script writers" are more devious than that.
The "mindless sheep" will eventually be led to associate Khorasan with the Abbasid Caliphate and the Area in Iran known as Khorasan.
Now that is something that has, like you say, "greater impact & threat of fear factor" and can be used to justify economic/military/political aggression against the targeted entity (likely Iran).
Meanwhile in Harper land.. http://globalnews.ca/video/1578828/unreal-exchange-in-house-of-commons-o...
Seems Canadian government has been infiltrated by zionists too...
Once, they get the central bank, it's all downhill from there.
"If ever again our nation stumbles upon unfunded paper, it shall surely be like death to our body politic. This country will crash." - George Washington
I guess we know who Paul Calandra's masters are.
Harper himself seems to have undergone some kind of transition ~18 months ago. He seems a different person, unrecognizable, dangerously compromised. Something very dark seems to be happening. People are talking about it openly. There's a growing perception that the government no longer serves the people of Canada.
I've heard such governments referred to as ZOG Crime Syndicates. How many governments on the planet can claim this title now?
Betcha Mr. Heinz would rather have THAT blonde with him at his show.
Frankenstein isn't fit to shine my ass.....Still not sure how he gets a shirt on with those bolts in his neck.
Because he is sixteen hands.
Horse reference. I love it. +1
Are we sure that girl is a girl in the background?
I think Power has a bigger Dick than Kerry. She looks like she could decapitate her enemies.
Classic!! - Johnny Kohn sticking his tongue out subconsciously again, mid-sentence, let me guess he was spinning another giant lie?
Just a natural reflex of lizards
"We're all in this together!"
Of course it could be worse. "of the" could be between the two plates.
John Kerry, huh? Where?
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-NoJNFyNfKOQ/UqDevq2BmyI/AAAAAAAAAq0/P6yk6fbV5p...
Americans are going to let Americans vote in Hillary next, eh?
Because it's her fucking turn - is that it?
she has paid her dues, putting up with that jew slut (no, not chelsea, the other one)
The Hildabeest is SOOOO over.
She's a relic of the twentieth century. That, I remind you, was the LAST millenium.
The millenials mostly don't now why she's famous. She's just a near-septuagenarian edition of Kim Kardashian -- famous for being famous.
Then, for those who actually care about things like character and qualifications, there is Hillary's whole long slime trail that marks her progress to Democrat political aristocracy. A big slime blob commemorates her service as a staff lawyer for the Senate Watergate committee. She was fired for incompetence and dishonesty. And, from thence forward, it's one ethical trainwreck after another.
The Clintons have enemies, and the enemies have memories.
Oh, and we can't overlook the fact that Obamba hates the Clintons and vice versa.
Obamba has already thown Hillary under the Biden bus. And if the Biden bus gets stuck on stupid (bet on it), Obamba would personnally drag Hillary's carcass out from under the Biden bus so he could throw her under the Elizabeth Warren bus.
It's not going to be easy being Hillary.
My guess is Obummer needed to drop a quick deuce.
If the black guy can't convince them bring out the opium dude.
he's 70. can we cut his head off in 5 yrs (if he indemnifies us) ?
Are those his false teeth in that water glass?
Yes! well spotted Scritchy. Kerry only got into politics when he lost out in the auditions for Jaws in the James Bond film. Apparently he also turned down the lead role in the Horse Whisperer.
Recurring theme in American politics is to run with failed or B movie actors.
he's only 70? Damn....
Yep, he gets cut off in less than 5 years.
I awoke in 2010...red pill. I voted for him in 2004. Please downvote me.
I'll start it off....
We aren't given much of a choice ever though I detest leftists enough to sometimes pull the R lever. That's just me. They are all obviously corrupt but I will take a Scalia or Thomas on the SC over Ginsburg or Sotomayor any day of the week and twice on Sundays.
However, I will help out and down vote you as long as you down vote me as well.
+1 for honesty. More than half voted for Obama... twice. Good luck getting them to admit it.
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I admit it., but I wasn't being medicated then.
What a perfect snapshot this is...
Two pseudo-micks that sold their religion for a "Talmud"!
hopefully Obozo got in a "quick" 18 (i.e. under 4 hours) at Winged Foot... or maybe Quaker Ridge with some j backers? dems some dam fine tracks, y'all
Why is this post rated only one star, the comments are outstanding.
but...Why the LONG FACE ?
Why does that never get old?
Give that long farded burrow a big dose of colloidal silver and with any luck he will blend into the background.
The fine young women is Samantha Powers US ambassador to the UN also wife of current EPA Czar Cass Sunstein. I highly doubt Kerry hit that.
The Bytch in the back is his male lover. Nuff said.
Okay, is it just me or do you all not know that that is Samantha Powers sitting behind Kerry?
it's just you.
Yeah, the wife of that fucker Ca$$ $un$tein.
Gives a new meaning to the phrase "presidential race".
Listening to Lurch speak is insomnia's worst enemy.
www.traderzoo.mobi
O'Bama, Kerry & Power
oh dear God, the Irish are taking over the world, so we are!
Uncircumcised Old Geezer
(Ancient Islamic insult)
Harf!
EDIT:
Powers!
She might need to be de-wormed after banging that uncircumcized old geezer...or maybe the other way around
"Sexual intercourse was to be looked on as a slightly disgusting minor operation, like having an enema."
-Orwell
What does Kunstler call him? A haircut in search of a brain? Kunstler is in many ways an idiot, himself, but that's a good one-liner, still.
None of that shit matters until we disempower those who bribe/blackmail these mental midgets.
I've posted this before, but here goes: