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Eric Holder Is Resigning

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And now, for the best news of the day, we go to NPR which reports that Eric "Too Big To Prosecute" Holder is resigning. From NPR:

Eric Holder Jr., the nation's first black U.S. attorney general, is preparing to announce his resignation Thursday after a tumultuous tenure marked by civil rights advances, national security threats, reforms to the criminal justice system and five and a half years of fights with Republicans in Congress.

 

Two sources familiar with the decision tell NPR that Holder, 63, intends to leave the Justice Department as soon as his successor is confirmed, a process that could run through 2014 and even into next year. A former U.S. government official says Holder has been increasingly "adamant" about his desire to leave soon for fear he otherwise could be locked in to stay for much of the rest of President Obama's second term.

 

Holder already is one of the longest serving members of the Obama cabinet and ranks as the fourth longest tenured AG in history. Hundreds of employees waited in lines, stacked three rows deep, for his return in early February 2009 to the Justice Department, where he previously worked as a young corruption prosecutor and as deputy attorney general — the second in command — during the Clinton administration.

 

But some of that early glow faded in part due to the politicized nature of the job and in part because of Holder's own rhetoric, such as a 2009 Black History Month speech where he said the country was "a nation of cowards" when it comes to discussions about racial tension.

 

Five years later, violence erupted between police and protesters in Ferguson, Mo., after a white policeman killed an unarmed black 18 year old. And this time, the White House dispatched Holder to speak his piece, in effect jump starting that conversation, and helping to settle nerves in the frayed community.

 

Another huge controversy — over his decision to try the 9-11 plotters in a New York courthouse in the shadow of the Twin Towers of the World Trade Center — prompted venomous reaction from lawmakers, New York City officials and some victim families.

 

Under pressure that threatened his job and his legacy, the attorney general reversed his decision and instead sent the cases to military court — where they continue to languish even as Osama Bin Laden's son-in-law and other terrorism defendants are serving life sentences in maximum security prisons on American soil.

 

Holder most wants to be remembered for his record on civil rights: refusing to defend a law that defined marriage as between one man and one woman; suing North Carolina and Texas over voting restrictions that disproportionately affect minorities and the elderly; launching 20 investigations of abuses by local police departments; and using his bully pulpit to lobby Congress to reduce prison sentences for non-violent drug crimes. Many of those sentences disproportionately hurt minority communities.

 

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In the end, the decision to leave was Holder's alone — the two sources tell NPR the White House would have been happy to have him stay a full eight years and to avoid what could be a contentious nomination fight for his successor. Holder and President Obama discussed his departure several times and finalized things in a long meeting over Labor Day weekend at the White House.

 

The attorney general told staff the news at DOJ this morning and has called civil rights icon Rep. John Lewis, D-Ga., and Ethel Kennedy, the widow of former AG Robert F. Kennedy.

 

Friends and former colleagues say Holder's made no decisions about his next professional perch, but they say it would be no surprise if he returned to the law firm Covington & Burling, where he spent years representing corporate clients.

 

The friends say Holder is also considering donating his papers to a university in D.C. or his native New York, where he could establish a civil rights center to work more on law enforcement interactions with communities of color and host public forums on those issues.

But who will no longer not prosecute bankers for the biggest generational and wealth transfer theft is US history?

 

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Thu, 09/25/2014 - 11:04 | 5255569 IridiumRebel
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damn

Thu, 09/25/2014 - 11:09 | 5255600 GetZeeGold
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Klink doesn't pull any punches.....he leaves it all on the field.

Thu, 09/25/2014 - 12:24 | 5256029 Colonel Klink
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Nope, all these fucking scumbags who've been fucking the American people for their own gain for the past 30 years, regardless of party, deserve every painful scourge upon them.

Thu, 09/25/2014 - 10:53 | 5255472 Calculus99
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Fire up the Revolving door!

 

Thu, 09/25/2014 - 14:17 | 5256625 waterhorse
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So will it be back to C&B?  Perhaps a Federal Reserve Board Seat?  Maybe K Street?  I'm sure some sort of egotistical memoirs of a politician book deal will be forthcoming in the next several months...

Thu, 09/25/2014 - 10:53 | 5255473 griffey247
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YAY!!! I smiled when I read this!!! One step in the right direction... Hopefully someone will proscute him after he is out of office. 

Thu, 09/25/2014 - 12:15 | 5255988 NotApplicable
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You sound gullible.

Thu, 09/25/2014 - 10:53 | 5255475 RaceToTheBottom
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Another missed opportunity to empower more blacks to take responsibility for their own predicament.

Thu, 09/25/2014 - 10:54 | 5255481 pound the vix
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I guess that walk down the streets of Ferguson scared the shit out of him.

Thu, 09/25/2014 - 10:55 | 5255484 Spungo
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I'll take the job. Show me the cheddar and I'll do a great job of doing nothing and calling everyone a racist.

Thu, 09/25/2014 - 10:55 | 5255486 kw2012
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He wants to lock in that Presidential pardon.

Thu, 09/25/2014 - 13:21 | 5256367 seek
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At this rate that pardon is going to look like a phone book.

Thu, 09/25/2014 - 10:56 | 5255488 Yen Cross
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    I can't wait to see the next "sock puppet" AG... Can it get any worse?

Thu, 09/25/2014 - 10:55 | 5255489 bigrooster
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This fuck should be behind bars! 

Thu, 09/25/2014 - 11:10 | 5255609 GetZeeGold
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I think he realized he was no Jon Corzine....and decided not to push it.

Thu, 09/25/2014 - 10:56 | 5255490 Consuelo
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How many of you guys called this...?   I'll bet a fair amount.  I did too - about 8 months ago.   Not the exact date of course, but my radar said this guy wouldn't make through to the end, because he would be hearing the footsteps...

Thu, 09/25/2014 - 10:56 | 5255493 The Merovingian
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What a shitbag.  Look for his golden parachute to open in 3, 2, 1 ...  

Thu, 09/25/2014 - 10:56 | 5255495 pound the vix
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Stock Market panic as the temporary fear that a real Attorney General might be appointed.  Stocks rally in the afternoon upon realization Obama gets to appoint replacement.

Thu, 09/25/2014 - 10:58 | 5255522 Quinvarius
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Which will be Hillary Clinton.  She needs those banker bribes to fund her Presidential campaign.

Thu, 09/25/2014 - 10:57 | 5255499 jmcadg
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Rat and sinking ship spring to mind.

Thu, 09/25/2014 - 10:58 | 5255508 semperfi
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party at my house

Thu, 09/25/2014 - 10:57 | 5255511 Consuelo
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This is not a good sign fella's...   Well, in a way it is because a comeuppance for abject CORRUPTION is Always a good sign, but this resignation - assuming it does go through, could be the crack that preasages the Deluge. 

Thu, 09/25/2014 - 10:57 | 5255512 Tenshin Headache
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Today is now officially a good day.

Thu, 09/25/2014 - 11:04 | 5255514 ekm1
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Holder was major enforcer of Bank Lobby persecuting Oil Lobby and Koch Brothers

 

Oil lobby winning by pushing him out, neocons winning, bank lobby losing

 

Next:

 

- Jack Lew?

-John Brennan?

 

It took a military revolt for Holder to resign.

Thu, 09/25/2014 - 10:59 | 5255517 Bill of Rights
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Please please be cancer pretty please! a slow death is warranted.

Thu, 09/25/2014 - 10:59 | 5255518 badnews...buyspus
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Wait!  Holder, before you go - legalize marijuana.  At least get it out of class 1.  

Thu, 09/25/2014 - 10:58 | 5255523 astoriajoe
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Is he following Lanny Breuer back home?

Thu, 09/25/2014 - 10:59 | 5255529 thamnosma
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He should at least be indicted by a few states' attorneys general.  

Thu, 09/25/2014 - 10:59 | 5255530 foodstampbarry
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Big deal, the next douche will be even worse.

Thu, 09/25/2014 - 10:59 | 5255535 RiskyBidness
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Later Nigga!!

Thu, 09/25/2014 - 11:01 | 5255538 Son of Captain Nemo
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Not that it's the place for the AG to speak in contradiction to the President's remarks about "troops on the ground" which of course is in line with the MIC General(s) at the Pentagram -but this might have contributed to his decision to quit while he's ahead!

Any ideas for the title of his new million dollar book deal???...  How 'bout?...

Memoirs from Eric Holder

Why I kept committing Treason with impunity!

 

Thu, 09/25/2014 - 10:59 | 5255540 franzpick
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O'Bola's next person to wear the Just-Us holster will be even more malicious.

Thu, 09/25/2014 - 11:00 | 5255542 Shizzmoney
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The rats are fleeing the sinking ship....its quite comical. 

Real warrior for justice that Holder.  Defends Wall St, deflects on Ferguson, and goes after the little guy and champions this as "progress".

 

Thu, 09/25/2014 - 11:01 | 5255543 LFMayor
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Rats are leaving the bilges.... prep harder, brothers!

Thu, 09/25/2014 - 11:01 | 5255555 JailBank
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They forgot about selling weapons to drug cartels.

Thu, 09/25/2014 - 11:02 | 5255557 10044
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10 bucks he's gonna work for either Jaime's or Lloyd's "legal" department

Thu, 09/25/2014 - 11:04 | 5255575 Tenshin Headache
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He'll be welcomed back to Covington where he will make $800/hr until he retires.

Thu, 09/25/2014 - 13:26 | 5256389 seek
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...and bill 300 hours a week.

Thu, 09/25/2014 - 13:24 | 5256386 venturen
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He has been doing that since he got their....time for a change where the real money is paid out. Maybe start a non-profit liberal organization funded directly by the FED and Wall Street to the tune of billion.....paid annual to him.

Thu, 09/25/2014 - 11:02 | 5255562 giorgioorwell
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The only good news to come out of O's administration since it began. 

Any bets on which Wall Street lobbying firm is he going to step into for his next career choice?

Thu, 09/25/2014 - 11:03 | 5255563 IridiumRebel
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I just came in my pants.......FUCK YOU ERIC HOLDER.

Thu, 09/25/2014 - 11:04 | 5255565 Comte d'herblay
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We haven't had a real A.G. since Robert Kennedy.

I guess every other potential candidate got the message to not fuck around with organized crime, like Wall Street. 

Thu, 09/25/2014 - 11:14 | 5255635 insanelysane
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Robert Kennedy was to the Kennedy Clan what Cousin Marilyn was to the Munster Clan.

Thu, 09/25/2014 - 11:03 | 5255571 corporatewhore
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why the call to Ethel?

what is her importance?  connections to Greenwich?  symbolic gesture to the Camelot remnants?

 

 

Thu, 09/25/2014 - 11:05 | 5255584 hognutz
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Goodbye Asshole!!!

Thu, 09/25/2014 - 11:06 | 5255586 hotrod
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Why would you announce this before the Election (liability). Democrats doing everything to save the party in Nov.

Thu, 09/25/2014 - 11:06 | 5255591 Son of Captain Nemo
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Needless to say take a whiff of the methane that follows this guy out the door...

Will be several others that fall in line with him!

If I were him I'd be exiting the "theater" pronto!  Even though we know he's a filthy rat what is perplexing is why it took him so long to make the decision given the crimes he's already committed!

Think it's safe to say somethin' big is comin our way very soon!

Thu, 09/25/2014 - 11:58 | 5255883 Peak Finance
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This:

take a whiff of the methane that follows this guy out the door...

that's not methane it's sulfur, duh

Thu, 09/25/2014 - 11:07 | 5255592 alexcojones
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William, WillIAM, wiLLiam

Now how do I remove THAT from my memory?

Thu, 09/25/2014 - 11:13 | 5255630 Dr. Engali
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What was seen can not be unseen.

Thu, 09/25/2014 - 11:08 | 5255597 Otto Zitte
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He's not resigning, he's getting away. Traitor! Thief! Killer! Crony!

Thu, 09/25/2014 - 11:09 | 5255603 Shizzmoney
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Here's the full list of Wall Street CEOs prosecuted by Attorney General Eric Holder for the financial crisis:

Thu, 09/25/2014 - 11:08 | 5255604 Farmer Joe in B...
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Hang him already

Thu, 09/25/2014 - 11:09 | 5255606 LooseLee
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Not unlike his 'brother in arms' (Obozo), EH will go down in history not only as a 'first' racial place-holder (1st AG), but also as the worst (1st) AG this country has yet experienced. It's nothing to do with the color of his skin but the 'content' of his character (of which he is barren).......

Thu, 09/25/2014 - 11:23 | 5255694 PrecipiceWatching
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Au contraire.

 

When it comes to this thieving, corrupt black trash, it is ALL about the color of their skin.

 

Race is the lever, and the ONLY lever, that allowed them to be empowered in the first place.

Thu, 09/25/2014 - 11:09 | 5255611 matinee55
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one of the worst criminals in US history.  this scum bag should have been in prison for at least the last 5 years with 50 to follow.  this SOB subverted justice for demon rat politics

Thu, 09/25/2014 - 11:13 | 5255618 q99x2
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Lots of globalist criminals heading for the hills. The time is nigh. STFD

Thu, 09/25/2014 - 11:15 | 5255632 Bumbu Sauce
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The damage this asshole has caused to the DOJ can't be undone.

F Obama.

F Holder.  Go practice falling down in traffic.

Thu, 09/25/2014 - 11:16 | 5255639 Bill of Rights
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The check from Corzine must have finally cleared.

Thu, 09/25/2014 - 11:16 | 5255648 MansaMusa
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Hey Eric Holder, sell me some of those Fast & Furious weapons before you go apply for an EBT card!!!

Thu, 09/25/2014 - 11:16 | 5255652 Cheduba
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Holder has been increasingly "adamant" about his desire to leave soon for fear he otherwise could be locked in to stay for much of the rest of President Obama's second term.

He doesn't want to stick around for when the SHTF and citizens start going after the people who directly caused our misery and those who stood by and did nothing about it.

Thu, 09/25/2014 - 11:17 | 5255654 Smiley
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Well, bye.

Thu, 09/25/2014 - 11:17 | 5255661 syntaxterror
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Enjoy your new Goldman Sachs gig shitfuck.

Thu, 09/25/2014 - 11:18 | 5255672 Mitch Comestein
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Venezuela must be hiring.

Thu, 09/25/2014 - 11:25 | 5255704 Watch Bird 1
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Liberia would be good.

Thu, 09/25/2014 - 11:19 | 5255673 insanelysane
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One would have thunk he would have cleaned up the mess in Ferguson before leaving.  The MSM has moved on but the rioting and looting is starting again there.

Thu, 09/25/2014 - 11:21 | 5255679 MrButtoMcFarty
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Lateral move to the FTRBA?

Full Time Race Baiters Assn.

Thu, 09/25/2014 - 11:20 | 5255684 MrButtoMcFarty
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NSA got the goods on him?

Thu, 09/25/2014 - 11:21 | 5255688 f16hoser
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When he becomes a Civilian, I say we take him out back to the Woodshed and FUCK HIM UP!!!! BADLY!!!

Thu, 09/25/2014 - 13:24 | 5256381 de3de8
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Blanket party

Thu, 09/25/2014 - 11:22 | 5255690 Emergency Ward
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With all the crimes he's committed and gotten away with, what could possibly have made him decide to go now?  Whatever it is, it's something that will be covered up forever.

"Great job, Holdy!"

Thu, 09/25/2014 - 11:22 | 5255691 Goldbugger
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Maybe not sleeping at night for all his lies have gotten to him. Or perhaps ther is something even bigger he is running from ??

Thu, 09/25/2014 - 11:25 | 5255703 silverer
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This is very bad news.  It can only mean that President Golfstix had found somebody even worse to replace him.

Thu, 09/25/2014 - 11:54 | 5255859 B2u
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In an unexpected  move, Obama will name Chelsea Clinton to  replace Eric Holder.  

Thu, 09/25/2014 - 11:26 | 5255707 PTR
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Rat leaving the ship?

 

Rat leaving the ship.

Thu, 09/25/2014 - 11:25 | 5255708 Brutlstrudl
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Meet the new boss.

Thu, 09/25/2014 - 11:26 | 5255712 Lostinfortwalton
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It is all about the upcoming elections. The nomination of a crippled, black dyke commie with a learning disability will be put on hold until after the midterm vote.

Thu, 09/25/2014 - 11:26 | 5255715 loveyajimbo
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Roach Holder is a stone criminal, a traitor and a filthy racist 'Boon.  Sharing the guilt are the coward traitors in congress who refused to impeach this bag of sewer rat offal.  Hopefully a President Perry or Paul or Cruz will appoint a Special Prosecutor to send this maggot to the colon-stretching Big House for life.

Thu, 09/25/2014 - 11:45 | 5255815 MassDecep
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Don't holder your breath on a special prosecutor. I think Perry is a member of the CFR or some other bilderburg group creation

Thu, 09/25/2014 - 14:05 | 5256581 Lost Word
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Ted Cruz is not a Natural Born Citizen,

thus not eligible to be elected President,

just as Obama was not eligible.

Thu, 09/25/2014 - 11:26 | 5255718 vyeung
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Mr. Gestapo is resigning. WOW

Thu, 09/25/2014 - 11:27 | 5255720 vyeung
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Something big must be developing when a Rat leaves the ship.

Thu, 09/25/2014 - 11:28 | 5255721 Seize Mars
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Eric. Fucking. Holder.

Thu, 09/25/2014 - 11:29 | 5255726 Downtoolong
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And the leading reason is:

 

  1. He has more skeletons in his closet than the Haunted Mansion in Disneyland.
  2. He defaulted on that kind of credit which can only be paid off in political chips.
  3. He has a conflict of interest which conflicts with his other conflicts of interest.
  4. ......
  5. ......

  

Thu, 09/25/2014 - 11:28 | 5255728 rydog1220
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Maybe he will finally tell the truth about OKC, Fast and Furious, Ferguson and how he porks Oboozo every night with Reggie... Or just be a scumbag Wall street embezzeler like the Obozzo administration always said they were attacking for "income equality" 

Thu, 09/25/2014 - 11:30 | 5255736 insanelysane
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Excellent story about how lenders (and of course .gov) can disable your car.

http://dealbook.nytimes.com/2014/09/24/miss-a-payment-good-luck-moving-t...

Thu, 09/25/2014 - 12:40 | 5256150 WillyGroper
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Only to be stuck with a 29% note, mortgage equivalent hospital bill for a nebulizer, plus towing.

Thu, 09/25/2014 - 11:34 | 5255751 Seychelles
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...where he spent years representing corporate clients...

and represented them even more effectively as AG.

Proof that good things can still happen.

Thu, 09/25/2014 - 11:34 | 5255756 pragmatic hobo
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most useless and worthless piece of shit AG ever ... another proof why affirmative-action should be scrapped.

Thu, 09/25/2014 - 11:35 | 5255757 homebody
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Fuck off anti-constitutional RAT

 

Get the country back - vote 

Thu, 09/25/2014 - 11:41 | 5255796 MassDecep
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Yeah Vote, and behind the scenes they manipulate it to serve their purposes. They destroy whomever has any decency or bent toward "we the people" before the elections begin. The whole system is a sham .

Thu, 09/25/2014 - 11:44 | 5255816 homebody
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Maybe not this time around - could be enough backlash or momo to get law-biding people into office

Thu, 09/25/2014 - 11:35 | 5255760 Wtfcity
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What unseen shoe is about to drop?

Thu, 09/25/2014 - 13:29 | 5256401 seek
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"ISIS" attacks on US soil, the solution to which involves shredding any remaining rights.

Thu, 09/25/2014 - 11:35 | 5255761 Bumbu Sauce
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Deal already brokered for Ginsberg to step down, and Obama will nominate Holder to the SCOTUS where he can continue to fk whitey till he goes on to his great reward.

Thu, 09/25/2014 - 11:40 | 5255785 homebody
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You are right - scare the shit out of me

never thought of this

Thu, 09/25/2014 - 11:54 | 5255860 Bastiat
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No way on earth that extra-legal operator could get approved.

Thu, 09/25/2014 - 11:47 | 5255825 thebigunit
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Don't see how this can happen.

Even Dem Senate (if there still is one) would choke on confirming someone with "Contempt of Congress" on their resume.

Thu, 09/25/2014 - 11:36 | 5255767 pupdog1
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Holder wants to be remembered for civil rights?

That's like Hitler wanting to be remembered for cultural and religious tolerance.

Holder believes that he can pick and choose the laws he likes, and refuse to enforce the laws he does not like.

Holder turned America into a nation of men, not laws.

I thought nobody could be worse than that greasy stain on the Constitution Alberto Gonzales, but I was so incredibly wrong.

 

Thu, 09/25/2014 - 12:49 | 5256199 Fresh
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Ya those minorities are just sucking up the corruption, they are thinking "we finally got ours, lets rape the place"

Thu, 09/25/2014 - 18:07 | 5257602 Monty Burns
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Check out Ruth Bader Ginsberg of the supposedly impartial-and-above-politics SCOTUS. She plans to stay on, cryogenically preserved if needs be, to forestall a 'conservative' nominee.

Thu, 09/25/2014 - 11:41 | 5255797 venturen
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In a surprise Obama names michele

 

Thu, 09/25/2014 - 11:50 | 5255832 ClowardPiven2016
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A former U.S. government official says Holder has been increasingly "adamant" about his desire to leave soon for fear he otherwise could be locked in....or was he afraid of being locked up? 

Get it? I was pretending we still lived in a country where high ranking government officials and their cronies have to obey the laws of the land.

Thu, 09/25/2014 - 11:50 | 5255840 Pumpkin
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This is the sad truth about this.  To the people, it should make difference no who holds what office.  None of them have any authority or power over the rights of the people, yet most Americans allow them to.  This changes nothing.  If we as Americans think it matters who holds that office, then the sad truth is, it will.

Thu, 09/25/2014 - 11:50 | 5255847 ejmoosa
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The Constitutional Crisis beyond our imaginations is now on it's way.

Thu, 09/25/2014 - 11:51 | 5255849 ChanceIs
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Well let me be the first to say.....Aluah Akbar!  (Did I spell that correctly?  I couldn't give a s*&t.)

Is he resigning or was he resigned?  At least he has been suicided with a staple gun - yet.

Let's start on office pool.  His little buddy, Lanny Breuer, got $4 million a year back with his old law firm.  What will be the wages of Holder's sins?  Probably much less expensive to staplize him.  How much dirt does he have on Hillary?

Sunny day in America.

Office pool #2.  Who will replace?  Valerie Jarret?

Query for the board.  Does Obama have enough time to get his nominee through the Senate before November?  I don't think so.  The Pubs would probably agree to approve ObamaGration first.

(I just made that up.  ObamaGration.  Get it?  Obama Immigration...ObamaGration.  I am pleased with myself.  I could probably get a job with the Washington Post now.)

Thu, 09/25/2014 - 18:04 | 5257589 Monty Burns
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How much dirt does he have on Hillary?

How much dirt does he have on everyone that matters?

Thu, 09/25/2014 - 11:51 | 5255851 Sorry_about_Dresden
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Statute of Limitations have lapsed for Wall Street Felons Hank Paulson and Timmy Geithner?

Thu, 09/25/2014 - 12:38 | 5256135 ChanceIs
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Not for Corzine.

In fact, DOJ has not formally announced a position on Corzine.  Only some unnamed soure said that the prosecution wasn't going forward.  I called DOJ some time ago and was told that they couldn't tell me anything until DOJ had taken a position.  Catch-22.  I am pestering my CongressPuke to ask DOJ to write him announcing its position.  Am not holding my breath.

I am not attorney, buty if you read the civil compaliant against Corzine, I think you would agree that half of citations are criminally prosecutable.  All Holder had to do was indict everybody, and the rats would start squealing.  There was an email stating that the securities had to be returned by Sunday might - or some such.  Complete awareness that they were answering a marginal call with client assets - aka stealing.  Should have been an easy score for Holder.  And he couldn't use the system failure excuse since MF had already gone tits-up.

F U Eric.

Thu, 09/25/2014 - 11:54 | 5255863 Watts_D_Matter
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Holder will be Obama's caddy....and he can wash Barry's club head and balls more often....

Thu, 09/25/2014 - 11:56 | 5255876 crazybob369
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Hate to sound like a racist redneck prick (maybe I am, who knows), but it seems to me that this country became really fucked up right after we got out first black POTUS and totally fucked up after the first black AG. If anything, this should be a wake up call to all blacks who still support this joke of an administration simply because of the skin color of the person in charge. To me that is the true definition of racism. I hope I'm wrong, but I fear we have gone down a path of destruction from which we cannot turn. 

Thu, 09/25/2014 - 12:06 | 5255922 whatthecurtains
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No they're just socialists who happen to be black.   Their color has nothing to do with it.   You think things would have been different if we had Hillary?

Thu, 09/25/2014 - 12:32 | 5256084 crazybob369
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No, I don't. That wasn't really my point anyway. I just think many people (especially blacks) voted for him simply because of the color of his skin, completely ignoring his lack of competency. Then, they collectively patted themselves on the back, congratulating themselves for what a great thing they had just done, while turning a blind eye at one failed policy after another. Blacks continue to support him simply because he's one of "them", whites support him because they don't want to be hit with the "R" word. Sad! 

Thu, 09/25/2014 - 12:09 | 5255949 lincolnsteffens
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No, hate to say it but because of the extremes of the fraud you are just waking up.We have been on an ever accelerating path of slavery and control that even the Libs. can see.

Thu, 09/25/2014 - 13:10 | 5256314 Monty Burns
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Here's a simple and irrefutable fact: Blacks fuck up everything they touch. It really is as simple as that.  

Thu, 09/25/2014 - 11:59 | 5255897 Jethro
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If Valerie Jarret is nominated, do we vote from the rooftops?

Thu, 09/25/2014 - 12:06 | 5255905 ToNYC
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He's had a lot of practice with retirement.

Thu, 09/25/2014 - 12:04 | 5255913 himaroid
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I would'nt piss up his ass if his guts were on fire.

Thu, 09/25/2014 - 12:05 | 5255923 lincolnsteffens
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Get the bucket brigade. My crocodile tears are about to start a flood. Boo Hoo!

Thu, 09/25/2014 - 12:08 | 5255927 RealityCheque
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I hope he's resigning because he has incurable cancer of the brain, lungs and penis.

Saying that, his retirement should be an easy transition, given that he's quite used to not doing his job. Bring on his replacement, an inanimate carbon rod!

Thu, 09/25/2014 - 12:08 | 5255942 CHX
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Senior rat jumping ship.

Thu, 09/25/2014 - 12:09 | 5255961 Joe_in_Indiana
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Na Na Na Na, Hey Hey Hey, GOODBYE!!! and good riddance!

Thu, 09/25/2014 - 12:11 | 5255969 Dr.Engineer
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I just have to jump in

... Holder has been a complete utter failure. He has a perverted sense of justice such that injustice becomes justice.

... May the IRS investigate him and take every cent away from this traitor.  Ohhh for some poetic justice ... true justice.

Thu, 09/25/2014 - 12:11 | 5255970 p00k1e
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RuPaul!

RuPaul!

RuPaul!

Thu, 09/25/2014 - 12:13 | 5255973 FishHockers
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He will be the next nomination to the SCOTUS, if a spot comes up..Hope he croaks first.

Thu, 09/25/2014 - 12:14 | 5255986 Canoe in the Desert
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Don't let the screen door hit you on the way out bitch! Run rat run....

Now, who is next in line to preside over that rat infested mess?

 

Thu, 09/25/2014 - 12:22 | 5256026 tradewithdave
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Hmmm... got to wonder what statute of limitations expired this week relating to the Attorney General. 

http://tradewithdave.com/?p=21995

 

Thu, 09/25/2014 - 12:25 | 5256039 Gold N Glocks
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Fuck you Holder!  And just to get it out of the way, fuck your replacement too!  We know he/she will be just another useless steaming pile of shit since that's the only catagory Obola chooses from.

Thu, 09/25/2014 - 12:28 | 5256053 eyesofpelosi
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1st: YAY!

2nd: YAY!

3rd: I shudder to think what shitbag is going to replace this waste of life.

Thu, 09/25/2014 - 12:38 | 5256128 roadhazard
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 You can't replace somethng you never had to start with.

Thu, 09/25/2014 - 12:39 | 5256143 R3VOLUTION
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"tenure marked by civil rights advances"

??!??!??!??!??!??!??!??!??!??!??!

Thu, 09/25/2014 - 12:42 | 5256158 Uncle Remus
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Ah. The end game commenceth.

Saddle up kids! Shit's fixin' to get unholierer.

 

Thu, 09/25/2014 - 12:42 | 5256161 jay28elle
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"The nations first black ____________"  

That is how this president's legacy will be known, and by nothing else.

It will not be known for all the crap, corruption and scandals, as the progressives and libs who voted him in will never admit the errors of their ways.  No future president, or congress, will be allowed to point to these 8 years and place any blame whats-so-ever, even if 200% warranted.  To do so will evoke charges of racism, hate, etc.

These guys, Holder & Obama, will go down as the nation's first black _______ , and galantly attempted to right this country's racial bias, and these years will only serve as 'proof that this country is as racist as ever before',  will be leverage for future progessive movements, laws, regulations, etc.

 

Thu, 09/25/2014 - 13:03 | 5256268 Monty Burns
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"The nations first black ____________"   = Obama's legacy.

That' very true.  The first black Surgeon General takes the biscuit though. http://irishsavant.blogspot.ie/2009/12/new-surgeon-general.html

Thu, 09/25/2014 - 12:45 | 5256179 kchrisc
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They'll just replace him with another scumbag.

Scumbag out, scumbag in.

An American, not US subject.

 

"Mr. Holder, your guillotine will see you now."

Thu, 09/25/2014 - 12:48 | 5256194 jay28elle
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Off to some exceptionally high paying Hedge Fund, Think Tank or high powered law firm.

This guy will benefit big time for having served as BO's, Valarie Jarrett, etc., cover.

Thu, 09/25/2014 - 12:47 | 5256184 Fresh
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Good, good riddance, another racist at the helm

Thu, 09/25/2014 - 12:58 | 5256241 Loucleve
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I despise this man so much I filed a Misconduct Complaint with the AG's IG Department over the IRS scandal and his lack of action thereon.

They referred the case to, get this, the Treasury Depts IG for Tax Administration.

What, Treasury is gonna investigate Holder?  I thought thats what the AG IG is for?  Even the woman from Treasury that called me had no idea why it was referred to her.

Not giving up.  This POS should be hounded to the gates of hell.

Thu, 09/25/2014 - 15:24 | 5256951 pupdog1
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That's hilarious.

Thu, 09/25/2014 - 15:46 | 5257041 kchrisc
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"I filed a Misconduct Complaint with the AG's IG Department over the IRS scandal and his lack of action thereon."

You are now officially a "terrorist." No flying for you in the future and please report to Room 101 for lessons in the true sum of 2 + 2.

An American,not US subject.

 

Thu, 09/25/2014 - 12:59 | 5256253 Monty Burns
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Racist, grossly corrupt and incompetent.  Good riddance.  Now can he be prosecuted for Fast & Furious?

Thu, 09/25/2014 - 12:58 | 5256243 teslaberry
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i stil find it REMARKEALBE THAT ALL YOU FUCKING MORONS THINK THAT HIS REPLACEMENT COULD POSSIBLY BE AN IMPROVEMENT.

YOU ZH FUCKERS ARE LIKE 17 YEAR OLD ANARCHISTS IN HIGH SCHOOL TEENAGE YEARS.

YOU'RE ALL " THE WORLD IS FUCKED UP , FUCK YOU WORLD"---BUT YOU NEVER THINK ABOUT WHAT COMES NEXT.

Thu, 09/25/2014 - 12:59 | 5256249 Elliptico
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NPR must now toe the line or face a funding cut-off, comrade.

Thu, 09/25/2014 - 13:00 | 5256252 TalkToLind
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Hold this.

Thu, 09/25/2014 - 13:07 | 5256256 Reference Variable
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Holder, you fucking piece of shit.

Thu, 09/25/2014 - 13:02 | 5256265 Franktastic
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what's this crooks address?

Thu, 09/25/2014 - 13:03 | 5256273 asscannon101
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This clears the way for Obomba to announce Holder's replacement, a staunch supporter of transparency who has tirelessly fought for Truth, Justice and The Common Man, The Honorable Jon Corzine...

Thu, 09/25/2014 - 13:05 | 5256277 Cortez
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What are the odds Obama appoints a white guy to replace Holder?  Maybe high single digits?

Thu, 09/25/2014 - 13:08 | 5256298 pelican
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Wow... I wonder who will replace him... Darth Vadar?

Thu, 09/25/2014 - 13:09 | 5256303 Oboneterm
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Well now....I guess Ruth Joan Bader Ginsburg an Associate Justice of the Supreme Court of the United States can now retire knowing who will replace her.........ouch!!!

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