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Fri, 09/26/2014 - 09:32 | 5259269 TheGreatRecovery
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Number Three, my Lord!  Choose Bachelorette Number Three!  :-)

Fri, 09/26/2014 - 05:50 | 5258982 Lumberjack
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Lavrov Assures Iraqi Prime Minister of Russia’s Readiness to Support Struggle Against IS

 

MOSCOW, September 26 (RIA Novosti) - Russian Foreign Minister Sergei Lavrov confirmed at a meeting with Iraqi Prime Minister Haider Abadi that Russia is ready to support the country's authorities in their struggle against the Islamic State (IS) terrorist group, the Foreign Ministry said in a statement.

"It was emphasized that Moscow is ready to continue supporting the Iraqi leadership in its efforts to repulse the terrorist threat and above all the Islamic State," the statement reads.

The meeting between Lavrov and Abadi was held Thursday on the sidelines of the 69th Regular Session of the UN General Assembly in New York.

According to the statement, Russia's foreign minister also reinstated Russia's continued support for the independence, territorial integrity and sovereignty of Iraq.

Fri, 09/26/2014 - 06:48 | 5259037 Lumberjack
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BRICS countries vow to boost solidarity

http://news.xinhuanet.com/english/china/2014-09/26/c_133675151.htm

UNITED NATIONS, Sept. 25 (Xinhua) -- The foreign ministers of BRICS countries agreed on Thursday to strengthen solidarity, build closer economic ties and promote trade and investment cooperation.

 

BRICS countries should boost communication and coordination on the fight against terrorism and control of the Ebola virus, on the Palestine issue and the Ukraine crisis, the ministers agreed at a meeting on the sidelines of the UN General Assembly.


Fri, 09/26/2014 - 01:42 | 5258781 williambanzai7
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Thu, 09/25/2014 - 23:12 | 5258510 janus
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in my years participating on this site, i've only once advocated that the Tylers report on a specific subject...and they didn't.  but i experienced something today so jarring in its effect that i can't but once more strongly advance a position.  allow me to preface this with a point or two, as the main jist is rather important.

some of you who virtually know me (or know me virtually) think i'm a rotten anti-semite; hell, some of you probably think i'm a covert zionist; in my view, i'm neither.  and in stating the following, i don't mean to be an apologist for janus, nor do i ever get in the business of explaining myself, but i want to flesh-out a few things to lend my argument a bit of context and possibly enhance its efficacy.

before i moved to boston, the spurious things i'd read and other things i've been told by trusted sources about zionist conspiring were, to my mind, the phantoms of paranoia or the bigoted fruits of sublimated envy; but my experience and an abundance of evidence leads me to an unavoidable conclusion: there is no doubt some sort of high-level organized jewery operating internationally.  however nefarious and/or benign it may or may not be is not really the point of my mentioning this.  i will explain in just a moment.

it came to my attention that cnn/money slapped together an article today about our beloved Hedge, but there was an angle to it that i find detestable and decidedly sinister.  it was raw and rank anti-semitism couched in the folds of some rather explicit euphemisms.  was i the only one that noticed that bull shit about Tyler?  what the fuck was that 'scheming eastern european' shit about?  cnn, janus is callin you the fuck out.  and i implore Tyler to do the same.  yes, i single out 'israel' on their deplorable conduct relative to their neighbors (and maybe i go too far with the taunts); but to effectively call someone a 'scheming jew' because he decides to stand tall with unflappable courage and report with integrity, support free speech and let the Truth speak for itself...no, you vacuous cunts in atlanta, that makes him a fuckin hero. 

you flabby faggots in atlanta don't even know what reporting is...that's why you've been scooped by this site on EVERY major financial news story since its inception...that's why nobody reads your stories except the people who're paying you to place them...that's why you're like the last of the do-do birds, and Tyler is aggressively clubbing the few remaining members of your species to death -- and sometimes it isn't for food, often it's just for the fun of it.  we like to festoon the interwebs with your entrails. (oh, and, btw, every important member of the 'organizations' you work for laugh at you...you're the cheapest and most pliant of assets there are.  you just like to feel important don't you, prissy-ass journos...you and your gaping assholes, you just can't get used enough.) 

no, cnn, the 'scheming' jews are the ones in atlanta, printing lies when they know them to be such, acting as proxies for powers that are wantonly mendacious, pimping for billionaires and war criminals...all supinely serving masters that will sacrifice you on a whim.  slimy sheckle-grubbing bitches.

and so i want to return to the notion of high-level organized jewery...if any of you for one moment doubt that Tyler hasn't been put under enormous pressure -- both financially and emotionally -- to censor this site and tow the line, you're failing to appreciate what he's sacrificed for this.  guys, Tyler could'a had the bigs advertising on this site a couple years running.  it's a lot of cash, guys...they back up the brinks truck.  and then there's the jewish thing -- the emotional part.  they never stop with that part...for the rest of his life, it will be, "vad do ya think dez goy care for you? you crazy or something?  they'd put you in the gas chamber in an instant!  we've got to stick together...no matter that you never mattered to us until you mattered enough to use you.  we would never make like capos and turn you into vichy..."  and so it goes.

for whatever it's worth, Tyler...you have my undying respect. 

bravo for not responding when asked for comment by cnn.

thank God there are some in this world with a sense of honor and dignity.

i salute you, sir(s)!

ten-hut!,

janus

Fri, 09/26/2014 - 09:39 | 5259403 TheGreatRecovery
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Ted Turner must rue the day he gave up control of CNN.  I don't think he thought at the time that he was doing so.

Fri, 09/26/2014 - 07:21 | 5259075 SMC
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The link is http://money.cnn.com/2014/09/25/investing/zero-hedge-wall-street-blog-fi...

The Cartoon News Network... ROFL!!! They really are idiots.

Thu, 09/25/2014 - 23:29 | 5258549 the grateful un...
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there are a lot of anti-semites posting here, are they trolls? who can say. this site is a nondenominational conspiracy theorist think tank, so you get all kinds. i can only say from experience over at the DailyKos, that if the core develops into a partisan rant (democrat vs repubs in their case) that your ability to affect real change drops to zero, yes they elected a dem to replace Bush, and what did they get? another Bush. the trolls in that site laid the hammer on those who questioned dem faithful, like Pelosi. the partisan meter here is always on zero, while at CNN the meter is always on one.

Fri, 09/26/2014 - 09:46 | 5259431 TheGreatRecovery
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Anti-banksters. 

Way back, I decided DailyKos was just a Democratic Party media outlet. 

Democratic Party = flood the country with low-wage overpopulation.  Republican Party = when that overpopulation turns to crime because there aren't enough jobs, flood the country with prisons.  Each Party needs the other.  "We control all sides".

Fri, 09/26/2014 - 02:00 | 5258809 janus
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Grateful Undead,

you've packed a lot into that paragraph, but as i reply to it i wanted to bring up something i saw today and tie it into another thing of which your post reminded.  earlier this evening, while breezing through a numberless mass of channels, my wife's surfing paused and there momentarily flashed a brief tidbit from The Big lebowski (something every cult in our heretical schism accepts as central to Hedger aesthetics and elemental to its doxology)...the part where the dude is checking his messages, right after his landlord obsequiously pleads for the rent and his world is about to change....but mrs. janus detests movies with too many goddamits...and so i said, 'goddamit, my lady, what madness has overtaken you.'  but she wouldn't yield.  and then there's you mentioning dailykos and that squeamish little sycophant overseeing the sickening burlesque of withered whores peddling their odious wares for the status quo in a dark and dingy corner of the forgotten web.

well, way back when, when what's his face and that pack of poseurs were pretending to matter, i was practicing a more refined (but less entertaining, hopelessly naive and team-oriented) form of my seditious craft over at the new republic's web site. (i can only imagine what many of you are possibly assuming with that confession).  it being the site that it was, i kept my comments clean and tidy...but to the discerning and wise, it was probably clear what i was up to (or was it?).  nevertheless, it's fair to say that i made something of an impression.  by the by, i came to understand that that lisping milquetoast was interested in the new repulbic's comments section...i say all this because it is my firm conviction that he lifted my idea to have some sort of conference for the avid participants in the new republic's boards, and advertised it as his own...throwing just such a conference for his panty-waist histrionics factory.  i remember there being a thing on sixty minutes about it.

i bring all this up not because i'm upset with that ass-muncher for the lack of attribution, nor do i blame what's-his-face for taking my idea (actually, i put things out there with that hope and expectation...i'm one of the weirdos who likes to be stolen from...i have this superstition that if i ever hold things back for the purpose of gain, my gift will shrivel and die), i mention it because he's the type of person i've always enjoyed picking on...i fondly recall the days of kicking him around the interwebs way back then, back when we were on the same 'team'; but there's an associated reason also, and it's the more important of the two.  

you see, i'd like to revive the idea for we hardcore Hedgers...i know for sure i'd show.  we could all keep our real names secret, go about with our avatar names (or not), attend endless and rambling lectures by janus (breaking frequently for cigarettes), drink copious amounts of alcohol, attend the evening janus-lecture sessions...no, seriously, all janus-lecture joking aside, i'd love to do something like that.  and i wanted you all to know that it was at one time an original idea, depressingly spoilt by a heaving bladder of status quo sewage...and i will take any opportunity to pick on that menstrual stain because, well, just because it's an immutable law of nature: lions abide a strict seek and destroy policy when it comes to hyennas.  so, Grateful Undead, if you bump into him, tell that faggoty kos creep janus sez howdy, and that i'd love to hurt his feelings face to face...worthless whore. 

what does this tangential rambling have to do with lebowski?  to me it seems perfectly apropos, if not inarguably vital, that we do a movie night or two...i'd expect leboski, the matrix and, of course, fight club be the featured flicks.  hell, it'd be something i'd be interested in if only a few of us went.  and if any of you think it would make you a target of tptb, i can only say that we've all gone WAY past that by now.  gentlemen (and to our awesome ladies), we really do own the best venue online...there isn't anything that even comes close.  i suggest we celebrate it in some fashion.  

and our superaltiveness is largely due to the reasons you've identified in your post, GD...obviously, the quality of the minds sharing their insights and ideas is necessary to develop something like this, but it's more than that...there's an ethos and unspoken code of ethics; there's a strict adherence to our vulgar morality; there's only intolerance of the disingenuous and moronically insipid; there's a sense of purpose; there's a discipline of thought; there's an esteem for individuality...this community is what tptb and the do-gooders endorse in theory, while in practice do all they can to suffocate.

and let this site be a lesson to all those building something special...you can't censor speech to enforce your arbitrary sense of morality.  i, for one, will take racism and all and sundry sins of speech before i'll wade through yawning heaps of sanctimonious and self-serving drivel...extruded in witless lumps designed with the object of avoiding offense kept foremost in mind.  censorship is the silent hand that suffocates every worthwhile thought...otherwise, you're left with bland and tasteless dreck, oozing out to convince you that their team is less offensive than the other team...just like what's found at kos, politico, cnn...ad infinitum.

"(We) are the salt of the earth: but if the salt hath lost his savour, wherewith shall it be salted? it is thenceforth good for nothing, but to be cast out, and to be trodden under foot of men.  Ye are the light of the world. A city that is set on an hill cannot be hid. Neither do men light a candle, and put it under a bushel, but on a candlestick; and it giveth light unto all that are in the house.
"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P2bxix3vFYM

janus

 

Fri, 09/26/2014 - 08:42 | 5259220 shovelhead
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Oh noes,

someone called your buddy a poopyhead.

 

The rest of your gibberish I didn't bother with. People who think it's cute to refer to themselves in the third person generally have nothing to say worth reading.

Sorry, nothing personal. Your a Kardashian. Trying for style and failing with no substance.

Fri, 09/26/2014 - 07:50 | 5259118 Its_the_economy...
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No Can Do.

Thu, 09/25/2014 - 22:06 | 5258356 ShakaZulu
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I believe they are from Khoruscant.  Command Admiral Soetoro to fire up the DethStar so we can end this once and for all.

Fri, 09/26/2014 - 08:52 | 5259265 TheGreatRecovery
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That's IT!  They are the famous backup-singer trio "The Chorus Cants".  :-)

Thu, 09/25/2014 - 21:24 | 5258233 williambanzai7
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"Libya has grown increasingly lawless and has been witnessing the worst bout of violence since the 2011 overthrow of longtime dictator Muammar Gaddafi. Weeks of fighting among rival militias has displaced more than 300,000 people."

Change you can believe in...

Thu, 09/25/2014 - 21:55 | 5258331 mendolover
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And James Foley did his level best to take one for the team!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oEtVNIYluzk

Fri, 09/26/2014 - 01:35 | 5258771 zhandax
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Best way known to man to get a new passport; get Adobe Premiere 'beheaded' on a CIA plant video.

Thu, 09/25/2014 - 21:32 | 5258260 TheGreatRecovery
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Hey, I've got an idea!  Let's go to all the countries with strong tribal cultures and take out whoever is managing to walk the tightrope and be in charge there.  Then we will have MAXIMUM CHAOS, like in the Dark Ages.  The game isn't bombing them back to the Stone Age.  It's taking them back to the Dark Ages...  because, well, we had it good during the Dark Ages.

Thu, 09/25/2014 - 22:01 | 5258344 williambanzai7
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Check out and article/book called "The Pentagon's New Map"...Looks like they got that "Leviathan" thing down Pat but need lots of work on the "Sys/Op".

BTW, how is Pat doing lately?

Fri, 09/26/2014 - 10:08 | 5259485 TheGreatRecovery
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Good grief.  I didn't find where it said, "and after we take out whatever local guy managed to walk the local tribal-culture tightrope and make it to the top, we're going to work with all the tribes and accentuate whatever in their cultures is unique and wonderful, and help them raise themselves up with their own bootstraps.  We're going to ask them how best to better rebuild their bridges, roads, hospitals, schools, and drinking water plants that we regrettably had to bomb to get rid of "the guy", and we're going to expand their engineering schools and medical schools and hospitals and turn them over to their best engineers and doctors to run.  Of course, we're also going to allow them to keep their own banks.  Each tribe will have its own bank, and decide how to do its own banking.  If Republics are good, because they allow people to experiment and find what's most productive for each State (or tribe) in the Republic, then we are going to spread Republicanism, because diversity is, in the long run, the best protection for any species, including homo sapiens.

Thu, 09/25/2014 - 21:21 | 5258211 TheGreatRecovery
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Backup singers for Lady G's next show?  They unzip the vests, and the Sexbots pop out. 

Just in: terrorists overwhelmed a Bahraini flight crew with a tube of toothpaste.  "We put pork it", they threatened, "and if you do not turn this jet around, we will squeeze some into your mouths".  FDA jet fighters intercepted the flight, but the terrorists still managed to force the crew to do a water landing by the world-famous palm-tree shaped finger island gated development, where, somehow, the terrorists managed to melt into the gathering throng of houseboys, cooks, and door-to-door x-rated-DVD salesmen.

Thu, 09/25/2014 - 19:39 | 5257922 nmewn
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They need bigger butts ;-)

So where we at here? Holder says ObamaCo knew about the Khorashians in Syria TWO YEARS ago. About the same time they were running around in full swagger about Bin Laden being dead & GM being alive...yet, AQ just packed up their crap and moved to...Syria?

No wonder Holder turned in his resignation, if the top "law enforcement officer" in the nation can't keep his shit together and stay on-script, time to fall on the sword.

 

Thu, 09/25/2014 - 21:22 | 5258223 williambanzai7
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Syria beats Afghanistan in terms of operational logitstics and access routes, particularly if the Great Leviathan and its Arab sock puppets create a great lawless void in the name of freedom fries

Thu, 09/25/2014 - 21:54 | 5258326 nmewn
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Yeah well, I never bought into the whole blood for oil pipeline thingy, in Iraq or Afghanistan or anywhere else as the prime motivator, as far as I know no earth shattering one was ever built. Thats a lot of blood & treasure lost with no "ROI".

As far as I'm concerned long pipelines are inherently unsecure (from a enviromental & security standpoint) one nut with a car bomb is all it takes.

I could build a case that Greek shipping magnates are the ones who are really behind everything bad that happens in the ME in order to keep their cartel viable.

But I won't ;-)

Fri, 09/26/2014 - 10:02 | 5259477 Boscovius
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I see what you did there.  /snark

Fri, 09/26/2014 - 18:03 | 5261350 nmewn
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I love the double entendre ;-)

Thu, 09/25/2014 - 17:52 | 5257544 q99x2
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Obomba goes to Camp David before making decisions to attack Muslims.

Fri, 09/26/2014 - 09:01 | 5259291 Seahorse
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Who is Camp David?

Thu, 09/25/2014 - 20:32 | 5258082 Manipuflation
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And now BO is off to the Ryder Cup as captian of the teamS.

Thu, 09/25/2014 - 16:32 | 5257235 radiobomb
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"does my bomb look big in this....... ?"

wow, those girls are dynamite.... but during the mission they went to pieces. 

is this a new definition of 'adult blow-up doll'...?

 

 

 

Thu, 09/25/2014 - 19:37 | 5257915 Mi Naem
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Ba dummmm bump!

Thu, 09/25/2014 - 15:21 | 5256930 Agent P
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Kim's got the best burqa....everybody knows that. 

Thu, 09/25/2014 - 14:49 | 5256769 whoopsing
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Don't turn around uh oh   (zsa zsa )

The khorasans in town uh oh !

Thu, 09/25/2014 - 15:57 | 5257090 NoTTD
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"Der Khorasans..."

Thu, 09/25/2014 - 15:05 | 5256862 cifo
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Shana Tova my friends!

Thu, 09/25/2014 - 14:17 | 5256621 drunkenlout
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Oooohhh!  Here come the armed Hefty bags again.  We're all trembling, CIA. 

Thu, 09/25/2014 - 14:08 | 5256586 I Write Code
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Needs something go boom.

Thu, 09/25/2014 - 12:52 | 5256211 ptoemmes
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Where's Kanye "Kill All Nonbelievers In The" West?

Thu, 09/25/2014 - 12:49 | 5256192 nope-1004
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Oh man, lmfao.......

Love the burkas and backwards feet.  lol

Thu, 09/25/2014 - 12:38 | 5256122 SillySalesmanQu...
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"Barry, bet you a hundred bucks you slice it into the F18's at the end of the flight deck."

Thu, 09/25/2014 - 12:11 | 5255965 himaroid
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Now that they have looted the world, they like the status quo and do NOT want to fundamentally change America.

Too late fokkers. We're coming.

Thu, 09/25/2014 - 11:54 | 5255866 williambanzai7
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Thu, 09/25/2014 - 11:50 | 5255845 tradewithdave
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Verizon... Accenture... Soylent... Agilent...Altria... Al-Qaeda... Khorasan...

Thu, 09/25/2014 - 11:33 | 5255752 NEOSERF
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They are all trannies...

Thu, 09/25/2014 - 11:28 | 5255725 George Washington
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Exactly ...

Thu, 09/25/2014 - 10:52 | 5255453 Downtoolong
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The one showing some "Toe" will probably be executed for it tomorrow. But, you'll still need a wide angle lens to squeeze in Kim in her place. 

Thu, 09/25/2014 - 11:57 | 5255880 Decolat
Thu, 09/25/2014 - 10:44 | 5255411 Billy Sol Estes
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Are they literally using a word generator to come up with the next terror de jure?

 

Thu, 09/25/2014 - 11:38 | 5255774 Uncle Remus
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Out of work Hollywood script writers.

Thu, 09/25/2014 - 16:55 | 5257345 Canadian Dirtlump
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khorasan is a former iranian province. My first guess was that they are using it to demonize Iran... then 2 days later I read this:

 

http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Peace/2014/09/23/Who-are-Khorasan-The-Al-Qa...

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