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Meet "Dan" Ivascyn: PIMCO's Gross Likely Successor

Submitted by Tyler Durden on 09/26/2014 11:20 -0400

Having held positions at PIMCO since 1998, Deputy Chief Investment Officer Daniel "Dan" Ivascyn is said to be the likley successor to Bill Gross, according to Bloomberg.

Ivascyn's Career:

His current managed funds...

and his $13mm holdings...

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Fri, 09/26/2014 - 11:16 | 5259682 Theta_Burn

Being Jewish is a plus..

Fri, 09/26/2014 - 11:25 | 5259709 Dr Strangemember

Being Jewish is easy. Just add "blatt" "blum" "witz" "feld" "stien".... to you current last name. That, and buy yourself a Mercedes Benz, not a BMW.

Now sit back and watch the promotions ensue!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fri, 09/26/2014 - 11:27 | 5259723 BaBaBouy

SHIT, It's Rodney Dangerfields...

Fri, 09/26/2014 - 11:32 | 5259737 Divided States ...

Its great being a Jew now in this fucked up world when they are in charge of every financial, media, legal institution in the world....but if this trend keeps going, I doubt it will be good to be a Jew in the future.

Fri, 09/26/2014 - 11:40 | 5259773 Dr Strangemember

Hey, being a Jew is optional... just like being a Republican or Democrat. If it no longer serves a useful purpose, just drop that recently added jewish suffix from your surname. Oh, and then trade your MB for a BMW.

Yes, it's that easy! And again, the promotions will FIND you.

Fri, 09/26/2014 - 13:26 | 5260214 knukles

Knuklesblattbloomfeinstein? That get me the job, contract with nice parachute?

Fri, 09/26/2014 - 11:41 | 5259775 CrazyCooter

You know the guy who takes Gross' position will have a golden parachute. No one would be stupid enough to get on top of that bull without a gar-on-tee of a fat check when you get throwed!

And that is what this is really about ... shit is gonna get real soon ... rats, ships, and all that ...

I bet there is a whole lot of "not me" going around their corp offices right now!

Regards,

Cooter

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HjIJfr2yBWQ

Fri, 09/26/2014 - 11:50 | 5259807 Kirk2NCC1701

He'll be paid a fortune to testify one day, that he was "just following orders", I suspect.

Fri, 09/26/2014 - 11:30 | 5259710 BaBaBouy

Fri, 09/26/2014 - 11:31 | 5259731 daggoo

Really? I thought he was Irish Catholic.

Fri, 09/26/2014 - 12:23 | 5259899 Cacete de Ouro

De name's Dan O'Ivascyn, soft day tank God, te be sure. Don't youse worry, dees bond funds will be fine so dey will. Dey look after demselves most of de time.

Fri, 09/26/2014 - 13:09 | 5260125 Duffy

in this case, though - he's likely one of the very best candidates

http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2014-01-27/pimco-beats-99-of-peers-with-iv...

Unlike how appointments to the Fed, Treasury, IRS, CBO, FDIC, Commerce, FTC, OMB, Natl Ec Council, Council of Economic Advisors, CFTC, Trade Rep {am I missing any from the past 10 year?} have worked.

Obama's a queer kind of secret muslim, ain't he?

Fri, 09/26/2014 - 11:16 | 5259684 junction

The guessing begins.

Fri, 09/26/2014 - 11:18 | 5259689 Dr. Engali

Bill Gross to Dan: Here, hold this bag.

Fri, 09/26/2014 - 11:19 | 5259693 Ignatius

ZH: All PIMCO, all the time.

Fri, 09/26/2014 - 11:28 | 5259722 Theta_Burn

You do realize PIMCO and Bill are a big deal right?

Think MFGobal x's a 1000...

Fri, 09/26/2014 - 13:36 | 5260244 Ignatius

"You do realize..."

Yes.

Fri, 09/26/2014 - 11:33 | 5259745 Theta_Burn

For a while there not a day went by we weren't beat to death with the Santelli report...

Fri, 09/26/2014 - 11:33 | 5259747 Dr. Engali

I don't know if you realize it, but this is a pretty big deal.

Fri, 09/26/2014 - 13:36 | 5260248 Ignatius

"I don't know if you realize..."

Yes.

Fri, 09/26/2014 - 11:34 | 5259752 NotApplicable

Derp much?

Fri, 09/26/2014 - 13:36 | 5260250 Ignatius

"Derp much?"

Translate.

Fri, 09/26/2014 - 11:24 | 5259708 jmcadg

Twat

Fri, 09/26/2014 - 11:34 | 5259730 sampo

Ummh, I read Dan Ivandjisky at first..

Fri, 09/26/2014 - 11:42 | 5259776 ebworthen

I keep reading "Pimpco"...

Fri, 09/26/2014 - 11:45 | 5259788 Dr. Engali

Now, wouldn't that be ironic? Tyler Durden destroyer of debt managing the second largest pool of debt assets.

Fri, 09/26/2014 - 11:40 | 5259772 Livermore Legend

Dr E, Quite Correct.......It is indeed....

"The Man in the Mirror Bill Gross sees is Capitain Smith".......

Fri, 09/26/2014 - 11:45 | 5259785 buzzsaw99

It's easy to grin when your ship comes in

and you've got the stock market beat.

But the man worthwhile is the man who can smile

when his shorts are too tight in the seat.

[/Judge Elihu Smails]

Fri, 09/26/2014 - 11:46 | 5259794 Squid Viscous

another kosher hot dog...

Fri, 09/26/2014 - 11:56 | 5259825 whatthecurtains

Wow he's come a long way from pimping distressed mortgage oportunities in 2007 to various employees retirement systems

Fri, 09/26/2014 - 12:10 | 5259863 Atomizer

This guy appears to be squeaky clean. Cannot find anything on him.

http://www.muckety.com/Query

Fri, 09/26/2014 - 15:26 | 5260843 morongobill

Gross is stumbling, weakened by the departure of El-Erian and recent performance, may be time for a change.

Fri, 09/26/2014 - 18:18 | 5261395 Fuku Ben

So Daniel Ivascyn (German - Aye(Yes) what sin / English - I was sin & sin also pronounce SINE) will take over in Babylon. Do you like his last name in reference to the sin of the exiled Jews in Babylon?

Bill Gross 70 and his replacement is Daniel (Daniel 9:24-25).

Remember all the world's a stage

Twelfth Night Act 3, scene 4
FABIAN
If this were played upon a stage now, I could condemn it as an improbable fiction.

http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2014-09-26/bill-gross-quits-pimco-which-he...

Meet "Dan" Ivascyn: PIMCO's Gross Likely Successor

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