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Ready Or Not... The Unsustainable Status Quo Is Ending

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Submitted by Chris Martenson via Peak Prosperity,

~ Walking straight in a hall of mirrors

I have to confess, it's getting more and more difficult to find ways of writing about everything going on in the world. 

Not because there's a shortage of things to write about -- wars, propaganda, fraud, Ebola -- but because most of the negative news and major world events we see around us are symptoms of the disease, not the disease itself.

There are only so many times you can describe the disease, before it all becomes repetitive for both the writer and the reader. It's far more interesting to get to the root cause, because then real solutions offering real progress can be explored.

Equally troubling, in a world where the central banks have distorted, if not utterly flattened, the all important relationship between prices, risk, and reality, what good does it do to seek some sort of meaning in the new temporary arrangement of things? 

When the price of money itself is distorted, then all prices are merely derivative works of that primary distortion. Some prices will be too high, some far too low, but none accurately determined by the intersection of true demand and supply.

If risk has been taken from where it belongs and instead shuffled onto central bank balance sheets, or allowed to be hidden by new and accommodating accounting tricks, has it really disappeared? In my world, risk is like energy: it can neither be created nor destroyed, only transformed or transferred. 

If reality no longer has a place at the table -- such as when policy makers act as if the all-too-temporary shale oil bonanza is now a new permanent constant -- then the discussions happening around that table are only accidentally useful, if ever, and always delusional.

Through all of this, the big picture as described in the Crash Course grows ever more obviously clear: we are on an unsustainable course; economically, ecologically, and -- most immediately worryingly  -- in our use of energy.

So let's start there, with a simple grounding in the facts.

By The Numbers

Humans now number 7.1 billion on the planet and that number is on track to rise to 8 or 9 billion by 2050. Already 'energy per capita' is stagnant across the world and has been for a few decades. If the human population indeed grows by 15-25% over the next three and a half decades, then net energy production will have to grow by the same amount simply to remain constant on a per capita basis.

But can it? Specifically, can the net energy we derive from oil grow by another 15% to 25% from here? 

Consider that, according to the EIA, the US shale oil miracle will be thirty years in the rear-view mirror by 2050 (currently projected to peak in 2020). And beyond just shale, all of the currently-operating conventional oil reservoirs will be far past peak and well into their decline. That means that the energy-rich oil from the giant fields of yesteryear will have to be replaced by an even larger volume of new oil from the energetically weaker unconventional plays just to hold things steady.

To advance oil net energy on a per capita basis between now and 2050, we'll have to fight all of the forces of depletion with one hand, and somehow generate even more energy output from energetically parsimonious unconventional sources such as shale and tar sands with the other hand.

These new finds...they just aren't the same as the old ones. They are deeper, require more effort per well to get oil out, and return far less per well than those of yesteryear. Those are just the facts as we now know them to be.

In 2013, total worldwide oil discoveries were just 20 billion barrels. That's against a backdrop of 32 billion barrels of oil production and consumption. Since 1984, consuming more oil than we're discovering has been a yearly ritual. To use an analogy: it's as if we're spending from a trust fund at a faster rate than the interest and dividends are accruing. Eventually, you eat through the principal balance and then it's game over.

Meanwhile, even as the total net energy we receive from oil slips and our consumption wildly surpasses discoveries, the collective debt of the developed economies has surpassed the $100 trillion mark -- which is a colossal bet that the future economy will not only be larger than it is currently, but exponentially larger.

These debts are showing no signs of slowing down. Indeed, the world's central banks are doing everything in their considerable monetary power to goose them higher, even if this means printing money out of thin air and buying the debt themselves.

Along with this, the demographics of most developed economies will be drawing upon badly-underfunded pension and entitlement accounts -- most of which are literally nothing more substantial than empty political promises made many years ago.

These trends in oil, debt and demographics are stark facts all on their own. But when we tie these to the obvious ecological strains of meeting the needs of just the world's current 7.1 billion, any adherence to the status quo seems worse than merely delusional. 

Here's just one example from the ecological sphere. All over the globe we see regions in which ancient groundwater, in the form of underground aquifers, is being tapped to meet the local demand.

Many of these reservoirs have natural recharge rates that are measured in thousands, or even tens of thousands, of years.

Virtually all of them are being over-pumped. The ground water is being removed at a far faster rate than it naturally replenishes.

This math is simple. Each time an aquifer is over-pumped, the length of time left for that aquifer to serve human needs diminishes. Easy, simple math. Very direct.

And yet, we see cultures all over the globe continuing to build populations and living centers - very expensive investments, both economically and energetically – that are dependent for their food and water on these same over-pumped aquifers.

In most cases, you can calculate with excellent precision when those aquifers will be entirely gone and how many millions of people will be drastically impacted.

And yet, in virtually every case, the local 'plan' (if that's the correct word to use here) is to use the underground water to foster additional economic/population growth today without any clear idea of what to do later on.

The ‘plan’ such as it is, seems to be to let the people of the future deal with the consequences of today's decisions.

So if human organizations all over the globe seem unable to grasp the urgent significance of drawing down their water supplies to the point that they someday run out, what are the odds we'll successfully address the more complex and less direct impacts like slowly falling net energy from oil, or steadily rising levels of debt? Pretty low, in my estimation.

Conclusion

Look, it's really this simple: Anything that can't go on forever, won't.  We know, financially speaking, that a great number of nations are utterly insolvent no matter how much the accounting is distorted. Said another way: there's really no point in worrying about the combined $100 trillion shortfall in Social Security and Medicare, because it simply won't be paid.

Why? It can't, so it won't. The promised entitlements dwarf our ability to fund them many times over. There's really not much more to say there.

But the biggest predicament we face is that steadily-eroding net energy from oil, which will someday be married to steadily-falling output as well, can't support billions more people and our steadily growing pile of debt.

Just as there's no plan at all for what to do when the groundwater runs out besides 'Let the folks in the future figure that one out,' there's no plan at all for reconciling the forced continuation of borrowing at a faster rate than the economy can (or likely will be able to) grow.

The phrase that comes to mind is 'winging it.' 

The wonder of it all is that people still turn to the same trusted sources for guidance and as a place to put their trust. For myself, I have absolutely no faith that the mix of DC career politicians and academic wonks in the Fed have any clue at all about such things as energy or ecological realities.  Their lens only concerns itself with money, and the only tradeoff concessions they make are between various forms of economic vs. political power.

If the captains supposed to be guiding this ship are using charts that ignore what lies beneath the waterline, then you can be sure that sooner or later the ship is going to strike something hard and founder.

I'm pretty sure the Fed's (and ECB's and BoJ's and BoE's) charts resemble those of medieval times, with "Here be dragons" scrawled in the margins next to a series of charts of falling stock prices and unwinding consumer debt.

So there we are. The globe is heading from 7.1 billion to 8 or 9 billion souls, during a period of time when literally every known oil find will be well past its peak. Perhaps additional shale finds will come along on other continents to smooth things out for a bit (which is not looking likely), but it's well past time to square up to the notion that cheap oil is gone. And with it, our prospects for the robust and widespread prosperity of times past. 

Because all of this inevitably leads to some sort of time of reckoning, natural questions emerge: What might happen and when? What would that feel like?  How would I know it's started? Given the knowns and unknowns, are there any dominant strategies for mitigating the risks that I should undertake?  What are the challenges and what are the opportunities?

 

 

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Sat, 09/27/2014 - 21:08 | 5263792 WayBehind
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Ebola (and other viruses), wars and mother nature will take care of this overpopulation problem

Sat, 09/27/2014 - 21:11 | 5263800 X.inf.capt
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you mean the 1% will fix over-population

after they extracted all the wealth from the 99%..

if they wont work, send them to the showers...

god, these people are evil...

Sat, 09/27/2014 - 21:19 | 5263823 markmotive
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Of course not. But don't pretend to know what's coming next. Because most don't even know how things work today.

Ray Dalio has a 'template' for understanding the world as it works and how he has avoided catastrophes in the past.

http://www.planbeconomics.com/2014/09/ray-dalio-on-how-the-economic-mach...

Sat, 09/27/2014 - 21:38 | 5263883 Publicus
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A life of abundance and luxury for every Ebola survivor.

Sat, 09/27/2014 - 21:41 | 5263893 toady
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I used to live in a room full of mirrors

All I could see was me.

Sat, 09/27/2014 - 23:08 | 5264055 Anusocracy
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The problem is that H. sapiens developed in primitive social and chain of command control hierarchies and it is nearly impossible for people to see that those systems don't work in a positive-sum technology based economy. Both systems are anti-freedom, anti-progress, and anti-civilization.

But they are pro-savagery. Four hundred million deaths caused by government in the 20th century.

Sat, 09/27/2014 - 23:40 | 5264100 Advoc8tr
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Mass die / kill off ie. Ebola, large scale war, known asteroid strike or Yellowstone type eruption event.

Or

They have an energy source / technology hidden in the wings that can't be monopolized as easily as oil so they will wait until every last drop and penny is extracted before "unveiling" it ?

No way they don't see the problem .. they have a perceived solution we just don't know what form it will take yet.

Sun, 09/28/2014 - 05:00 | 5264309 barre-de-rire
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ffs...tesla stuff is a scam.

 

there is no way "capture" energy on the fly in the air... stop being so idiot.

 

in fact every shit coming from usa is scam... apple, google, facebook, chevy... list is long.

 

Sun, 09/28/2014 - 07:10 | 5264382 negative rates
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We stopped cutting trees because we saw the vast emptyness of our supply. Yet we didn't see that same emptyness with oil so we can't quantify our supply. The boat was missed here folks, many years ago, yet the elite insist upon doing the same mistake over and over again.

Sun, 09/28/2014 - 07:12 | 5264384 GetZeeGold
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in fact every shit coming from usa is scam

 

Point.....counterpoint.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bK-Dqj4fHmM

Sun, 09/28/2014 - 07:40 | 5264402 Pinch
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Typical Chris Martenson, never mentions global warming even once.

http://images.dailykos.com/images/105234/large/TMW2014-09-17color.png

Sun, 09/28/2014 - 08:05 | 5264419 somecallmetimmah
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He tends to shy away from total nonsense.

Sun, 09/28/2014 - 08:06 | 5264421 jaap
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Because for the last 15 to 20 years there has been none.

Global cooling.... here we come!!!!

Sun, 09/28/2014 - 12:36 | 5264896 logicalman
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Where did you get your degree in climate science?

Just asking.

 

Sun, 09/28/2014 - 14:14 | 5265045 jaxville
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It is people who hold degrees in the sciences that promolgate the "manmade climate change" fraud. Rather than actual science, consensus is the operative term. Too much wealth and power comes to those who advocate it so that the real science goes out the window.

 

  Most climate change advocates, in spite of credentials; could not even tell you what percent CO2 exists in the atmosphere. They are just like the economists who are well educated but remain morons.

Sun, 09/28/2014 - 10:18 | 5264614 Government need...
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If you wish to help with 'global warming', shoot yourself.  Dead.

Sun, 09/28/2014 - 08:47 | 5264469 sleigher
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ffs...tesla stuff is a scam.

 

No it isn't.  Most just don't understand it.  Tesla never said there was "free energy".  Others took his patents to mean that.

Sun, 09/28/2014 - 16:14 | 5265267 Loup Kib
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One can capture energy "on the fly" "in the air".  It has a name, it's called "prâna".  It's free of charge and surabundant.

The "technology" (!)  has been known for thousands of years, do a research : you just need your body, lungs, respiratory system, and a developed capacity for concentration you can carry with you anywhere you go without most of people noticing.  I've practiced it.  I know it.  It's both a "bio-technology" you control entirely -- and an art of life.  And it goes much further than the simple comment I'm writing here. 

Oh, and don't try it, even a honest try, dont't do that, don't ever  :  you could realise it works (a shock!) and that it could be good for you! Damn!

Sun, 09/28/2014 - 22:08 | 5265957 Tortfeasor
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Got a book or two as suggested starting points?

 

Sun, 09/28/2014 - 16:23 | 5265285 ersatz007
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ok - barre de rire - apparently you know more about electricity than the man who is, more or less, responsible for the entire planet's AC electric grid?  do tell..... throw some equations up here buddy...edumacate us.

Sun, 09/28/2014 - 18:35 | 5265561 Dr.Hill
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Did you post that from your Iphone?

There's no way?  http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2010/08/100825185121.htm

Tesla was right about most of what he hypothesized. Just like the motor company Tesla is today. The oil industry will not go down quietly.

Sat, 09/27/2014 - 23:08 | 5264056 Ginsengbull
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Jimi was awesome.

Sun, 09/28/2014 - 03:05 | 5264271 SAT 800
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or at least a good living wage; it was the black plague that saved Europe from Feudalism; and made humans valuable enough that they had to be paid. It created the modern world.

Sun, 09/28/2014 - 13:09 | 5264943 TheMerryPrankster
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It also created surpluses in rags,clothing,jewelry etc. The black death spared no class or creed, it made humanity aware that death was but a heartbeat  away and that we all were engaged in battle with a common though invisible and terrifying enemy.

It wrought the modern world, though most won't even recognize the vestiges that still remain.

Ring around the roses

Pocket full of posies

Sun, 09/28/2014 - 06:55 | 5264373 dogfish
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Some kabuki theater coming up.

http://rt.com/usa/191092-fed-goldman-sachs-leak/

Sat, 09/27/2014 - 21:49 | 5263912 ElvisDog
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9 billion people won't happen. That number is based on simply extrapolating current population trends into the future. The reason it won't happen is there is no way to feed 9 billion people. That would mean increasing the global production of food by 30%. Ain't gonna happen. Since that ain't gonna happen, 9 billion people ain't gonna happen. Simple as that.

Sat, 09/27/2014 - 22:19 | 5263968 Doña K
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Peak Population is near? Peak everything is near. Except brains, which peaked several years ago

Sun, 09/28/2014 - 05:11 | 5264313 barre-de-rire
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peak brain quality ? hmm, ended in the 90'

 

since 2k web era, shit propagation is astonishing.

 

youtube is an idiocy big screening wall, facebook is a tamagoshi system, tweeter is perfect for law 'n politics ( no need more 140 char.. )

 

now you pay with credit card no touch system rfid and an app on a phone wifi scan any card within a meter... so.. to me, the more technologic we go, the more DUMB AS FUUUCK humanity goes...

 

on the shooting club where i am i saw a guy using iphone to snapshot the target to know the shooting score.... while with my pen within 3 sec i knew what i did for myself... this is sick as fuck. not able to use brain to visualise & count...

 

the reel problem, to me, the only one, when any connected shit stuff for house, cars, wife, dogs etc will be online , powered, the 1st total offgrid mean human self decimation. it is impressive.

 

i see ppl getting fully web pluged, while i 'm selling all i got to get manual tools & guns. ppl todays no longer manually open cans.... you do realize what point humanity is ? jeeeez, scare the shit out of me.

Sun, 09/28/2014 - 06:51 | 5264369 MalteseFalcon
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Peak population is at hand, because of birth control.  Population is already falling the the high consuming first world.  Population would be falling world-wide right now, if people weren't living longer.  Living longer is a good thing, so peak population will occur a little later.

No population bomb.

Sun, 09/28/2014 - 09:00 | 5264487 Keyser
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The problem is that intelligent people are breeding themselves out of existence, why the knuckle-draggers are breeding like rabbits... Welcome to the Age of Idiocracy... 

 

Sun, 09/28/2014 - 10:24 | 5264636 MalteseFalcon
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Intelligent people are an anethma to the .01%.

"Just stupid enough to run the machines.."

Sun, 09/28/2014 - 15:15 | 5265140 JRev
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At least Tamagotchi required a modicum of responsibility to keep alive... can't say that for Facebook, where your persona seems to take on a life of its own entirely.

Sun, 09/28/2014 - 22:36 | 5266004 jaxville
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I have an old rotary dial phone in my home because when it rungs I can hear it no matter where I am in the house.  Amazing how many people can't use it without instruction.

Sat, 09/27/2014 - 23:24 | 5264073 Anusocracy
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Your food production limit won't happen. Food will be produced with far less need for land.

Nine billion may not be reached because of lower birth rates. World growth rates are about half what they were 50 years ago and will be halved again in 30 years.

Sun, 09/28/2014 - 01:51 | 5264230 NidStyles
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Don't bother, you are talking to the propagandist and sophists.

Sun, 09/28/2014 - 10:46 | 5264685 xavi1951
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World growth rates are down in the west and Europe.  But way up in the middle east, north africa and asia.

Sat, 09/27/2014 - 23:26 | 5264075 Cheduba
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You are correct that 9 billion people won't be reached. The US, Japan, and China are all already below the replacement ratio.

Just another hockey stick projection to terrify people unnecessarily. People living in fear are a lot easier to control.

Sun, 09/28/2014 - 05:14 | 5264315 barre-de-rire
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not talk about china eu & usa , dont give a shit, talk about africa.

they will be 2 within decades.

 

 

Sun, 09/28/2014 - 13:13 | 5264946 CGP
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Precisely. The 9 billion estimate in 2050 takes into account current and projected birth/death rates.

Even today, Europe, North America and Japan represent less than 20% of global population. China may be stabilizing, but not the rest of Southeast Asia, Africa, South America or India.

Sat, 09/27/2014 - 23:37 | 5264094 malek
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Did you ever take 30 seconds to look at the Club of Rome forecasts and what really happened?

Currently you are only one member of If reality no longer has a place at the table

Sun, 09/28/2014 - 15:19 | 5265146 JRev
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Terrifying to see how many people fall for this Neo-Malthusian drivel. Not like this shit hasn't been theorized and planned for 200 years in advance.

http://www.esp.org/books/malthus/population/malthus.pdf

If people can't see the obvious historical continuity between the East India Company's "Principle of Population" and what's going on today, I don't know what to tell them... "Suck an egg," perhaps.

Sat, 09/27/2014 - 23:58 | 5264111 Kirk2NCC1701
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As I recall, Einstein thought that only the Universe and Human Stupidity were infinite, and he wasn't so sure about the Universe.

I've learned and observed that humans learn more from pain, mistakes and disasters than from insight, advice or aphorisms.

Alas, some mistakes you only get to make once. And, unlike Bond, you Only Live Once.

Sun, 09/28/2014 - 02:43 | 5264255 EBT excepted
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long as you be gettin' dee ebt, n dee wefare, n don' get dee 'bola, y'all cou' hit ten billun an'ways...

Sun, 09/28/2014 - 07:12 | 5264385 drdolittle
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Everyone in the world will grow a front lawn garden. And garden more intensively. Food will not be the obstacle. I hope birth rates go down in ME and Africa, cause that's currently where most growth comes from.. What I foresee is 9billion and we poison the shit out of the earth with our waste.

Sun, 09/28/2014 - 13:17 | 5264957 TheMerryPrankster
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a everyone doesn't have a front yard

b. food production is difficult and seasonal

c. high yields require fertilizers and water both of which are in high demand but are difficult to provide without petroleum.

d. everyone who doesn't have a garden will steal your produce including varmints.

Hope is wonderful, but its really just a cloud to obscure the true picture. The next hundred years will be brutal and the world that emerges will be vastly different than our current world.

Sat, 09/27/2014 - 21:14 | 5263806 NoDecaf
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Even the Energizer Bunny will contract Ebola too?

Sat, 09/27/2014 - 21:25 | 5263847 in4mayshun
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All I know is that my long term plan consists of trying all 60 Sam Adam's beer varieties next year. Beyond that......F#*% it.

Sat, 09/27/2014 - 21:49 | 5263909 sheikurbootie
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I understand "to each his own", but Sam Adams?  Really?  Any Sam Adams compared to any German beer taste like shit to me.  We American's have been brainedwashed and doused with crap beer for too many years. 

And by "German beer" I mean non-export version.  You can get a close proximity to it if you have draught German beer locally.  The beer IN Germany is an mind blowing experience.

Sat, 09/27/2014 - 22:18 | 5263970 NoDebt
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I hate to agree with such an obvious Europhile, but he's right.  I've had beer in Munich and it's just fantastic.  The minute you taste it, you know why it can't be bottled and stored for long periods of time without losing something.  It's like drinking fresh baked bread.

I've tasted a few local American microbrews at their point of production and they're arguably comparable.  But in no case could either be "bottled" and have the same flavor at some later point in time.  

Sun, 09/28/2014 - 08:58 | 5264483 sleigher
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Even regular German beer is better than American good beer.  Drink enough warm pilsner and it hits you.  Agreed.

Sun, 09/28/2014 - 12:38 | 5264898 EINSILVERGUY
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Ya, give me a sweet dark German beer in my hammock and some good tunes and I'm in heaven 

Sat, 09/27/2014 - 22:28 | 5263988 spieslikeus
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And Guinness fresh from the teat

Sun, 09/28/2014 - 15:37 | 5265176 roadhazard
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And San Miguel. It's why MacArthur said he would be back when leaving the Philippines, he owned half the brewery.

Sat, 09/27/2014 - 22:56 | 5264030 Five8Charlie
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Set yourself free: homebrew.

When you discover what you can do yourself (yes, it takes a while to get good), your perspective will be greater still.

Sat, 09/27/2014 - 23:10 | 5264062 Ginsengbull
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I don't use an airlock.

 

Just put a 5 gallon food grade bucket in a garbage bag, and loosely wrap a rubber band around the open end.

Sun, 09/28/2014 - 00:49 | 5264166 Pickleton
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 Any Sam Adams compared to any German beer taste like shit

 

I lived in Munich for three years and I'm sorry to have to break it to you but you're just being a snob.  Mind blowing experience.... LMAO! You should try having sex some time.

Mon, 09/29/2014 - 04:39 | 5264425 sheikurbootie
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Living in Munich when you're 5 years old doesn't count, fuckstick.  Augustiner.  Really, you think there's a better beer in the world?  Fuck off and keep drinking rice beer bitch.

Sun, 09/28/2014 - 12:42 | 5264908 EINSILVERGUY
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Sam Adams is over hyped American crap

(Full disclosure, I'm American with a German mother and spent time at Ramstein as a child living with my grandparents)

When I drink American, I prefer any of the Shiner brand over SA and I agree with home brew. Have just done my first batch of a blonde and could not beleive how much flavor it had

 

 

Sun, 09/28/2014 - 14:41 | 5265084 Caleb Abell
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I've noticed on comments sections that there are several subjects that folks have strong opinions about.  In this case, beer, which has passionate, opinionated, and enthusiastic fans.  It's like watching the Apple Fanboys and Microsoft crowds jab at one another.  It happens in a lot of cultural subject areas, like beer, computers, religion, and sex with kangaroos.

Sun, 09/28/2014 - 15:10 | 5265135 viahj
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any excuse to errect their e-penis and shit on others.  and they wonder why we can't come together and overthrow our chains.

Sun, 09/28/2014 - 00:50 | 5264167 Pickleton
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.

Sun, 09/28/2014 - 08:30 | 5264450 monkeyboy
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'Humans now number 7.1 billion on the planet and that number is on track to rise to 8 or 9 billion by 2050.''

 

Hey what's a billion or so extra peeps in 35 years or so.

 

Keep the change

Sat, 09/27/2014 - 21:12 | 5263799 Zirpedge
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Just more "Ready or Not, Here We Come" Fear Porn from ZH et al

 

Don't buy it folks. The dollar is strong and the US is the envy of the world. Let freedom ring!

Sat, 09/27/2014 - 21:13 | 5263804 X.inf.capt
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were's the sarc tag???

Sat, 09/27/2014 - 21:19 | 5263825 Zirpedge
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Do you mean to tell me that I must wear some kind of scarlet letter because I speak the truth and you can't take it?

Sat, 09/27/2014 - 21:26 | 5263853 somecallmetimmah
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I can sustain this boner for about 10 more minutes, man. Then I'm outta here.

Sat, 09/27/2014 - 21:36 | 5263880 BraveSirRobin
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remember... if your erection last more than four hours...

Sat, 09/27/2014 - 22:31 | 5263992 Kprime
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if your erection lasts more that four hours.....you just may be an overactive prepper.

Sat, 09/27/2014 - 22:48 | 5264017 toady
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If your erection lasts longer than 4 hours the wife won't let you out of the house.

Sun, 09/28/2014 - 01:10 | 5264203 BuddyEffed
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Notice how the 4 hour disclaimer appears in all advertisements? It's probably by intention and I'm guessing it's been one of the top selling points for that shit. Both sexes probably start salivating like Pavlov's dog just at the thought of performing anywhere near that long. Talk about an advertisers wet dream and the overt barely subliminality of that statement is easily suggestive.

Sun, 09/28/2014 - 07:31 | 5264397 Charming Anarchist
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I would like to see an auto-maker make the disclaimer:  "If your car lasts more than 25 years..."

Sun, 09/28/2014 - 08:09 | 5264423 negative rates
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Dey aint that smart yet.

Sat, 09/27/2014 - 21:27 | 5263859 in4mayshun
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Troll

Sat, 09/27/2014 - 23:07 | 5264053 August
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Sean Hannity is online, and messin' with ya.

Sat, 09/27/2014 - 21:20 | 5263831 TeamDepends
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Indeed it is, sir! In fact, dollars are TOO strong. For when we all start using them as ass-wipe, the Roto-Rooter men will be working 'round the clock.

Sat, 09/27/2014 - 21:43 | 5263896 Stoploss
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You fucking idiot. LOL!!!

King Dolla!! Zirptard! LOL!!!

Sat, 09/27/2014 - 21:51 | 5263920 algol_dog
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Zero Hedge can't get out of its own way. The next article just zero'd out this article -
Russia Discovers Massive Arctic Oil Field Which May Be Larger Than Gulf Of Mexico

Sat, 09/27/2014 - 22:33 | 5263994 Hobo Sapien
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*ahem* But that article is not about cheap oil; it's about deep expensive oil that can only be pumped during short arctic summers. Read the article, instead of just the headline.

Sat, 09/27/2014 - 22:50 | 5264018 toady
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Must be a headline algorithm...

Sun, 09/28/2014 - 10:25 | 5264378 MalteseFalcon
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By 2030 oil will be left in the ground, because the price will be too low.  Not too low because of the cost of extraction, but too low because peak oil demand will have occurred.  The days of riding on the oil merry-go-round are numbered.

Sun, 09/28/2014 - 00:31 | 5264149 NeoclassicalSui...
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I think they are not going to sell their oil for dollars. Winter is coming for the petrodollar. 

Sun, 09/28/2014 - 00:58 | 5264182 X.inf.capt
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+1

Sun, 09/28/2014 - 04:59 | 5264307 Kirk2NCC1701
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Ice, ice, baby!
Y'oil get that?

Sun, 09/28/2014 - 00:31 | 5264150 NeoclassicalSui...
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I think they are not going to sell their oil for dollars. Winter is coming for the petrodollar. 

Sun, 09/28/2014 - 00:58 | 5264184 X.inf.capt
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and +1 again...

Sat, 09/27/2014 - 21:54 | 5263925 AmarUtu
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Yeh the USD is soo damn strong you can export all your wealth and buy cheap chinese shit, try and sell something to create more wealth/jobs/industry and they will tell you to fck off.

Back to the printer....

Sun, 09/28/2014 - 05:17 | 5264316 barre-de-rire
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zirpedge never gone LA by night  or do not know what a tent city is.

 

usa strong ? rofl... almost fuuny

Sun, 09/28/2014 - 10:19 | 5264620 Government need...
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You forgot to tell everyone to vote 'Progressive' in November. . . at least a dozen times.

Sat, 09/27/2014 - 21:12 | 5263803 TeamDepends
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Not to worry. Solyndra will soon provide all of our energy needs and then some.

Sat, 09/27/2014 - 21:20 | 5263834 eyesofpelosi
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Hot air from dc is heating my tent.

Sat, 09/27/2014 - 21:14 | 5263809 himaroid
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I'm gonna miss all this bought air.

Sat, 09/27/2014 - 21:16 | 5263812 starman
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Revolution! Read ancient history and you shall know the future.

Sun, 09/28/2014 - 11:59 | 5264809 Ariadne
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History: Intermittent periods of wide scale despotism, interspersed with periods of localized chaos often triggered by plagues, all whitewashed by the dominant culture de jouer. Back to you, Johnny.

Sat, 09/27/2014 - 21:16 | 5263813 Zirpedge
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This article reads like Thomas Malthus from the 1800's. Only a Malthusian would overlook the exponential growth that central planning can provide.

Is ZH just redundant "Ready or Not, Here We Come" Fear Porn?

Don't buy it folks. The dollar is strong and the US is the envy of the world. Let freedom ring! Break the cycle of abuse and buy equities before it's too late.

Sat, 09/27/2014 - 21:20 | 5263828 Zirpedge
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Site bug, this was an edit to above. Administrators please fix, thanks.

Sat, 09/27/2014 - 21:23 | 5263841 Mad Max
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Yup, you're once again missing the "/sarc" tag.

 

:)

Sun, 09/28/2014 - 00:56 | 5264179 X.inf.capt
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BWAHAHAHA!

Sun, 09/28/2014 - 01:32 | 5264211 DontGive
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lawls, bitchez

Sun, 09/28/2014 - 00:54 | 5264175 X.inf.capt
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so, best case is dow 1200

or worst case is dow 400?

if the dow hit 400 it would be a MAD MAX movie...

'who run bartertown.....bitchez???'

Sat, 09/27/2014 - 21:28 | 5263860 TeamDepends
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Sure, it's Tyler's fault!

Sun, 09/28/2014 - 12:33 | 5264890 LooseLee
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Central planning is the essence of COMMUNISM which is the antithesis of FREEDOM. Open mouth and insert foot.

Sat, 09/27/2014 - 21:17 | 5263816 q99x2
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Loyd Blankfein says he has 7 trillion left to BTFD.

BTFD M'Fers.

Sat, 09/27/2014 - 21:17 | 5263820 eyesofpelosi
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The sky is falling...again...my tinfoil hat will protect my noggin.

Seriuosly though, such stories of collapse and doom have not played out. End already, stupid world.

Sat, 09/27/2014 - 21:41 | 5263891 edotabin
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They simply fail to take new technologies into account.

Sat, 09/27/2014 - 22:00 | 5263935 eyesofpelosi
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Tech is cool if used right. I just don't trust people to do so. Look at the net for example. I can yap with folks all over the world...yet as I write this I,m distracted by ads for russian babes.

Sun, 09/28/2014 - 01:05 | 5264192 edotabin
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Russian babes huh? I gotta get rid of this adblock plus thing :-)

I've noticed many things become mainstream approx. 20 years after having been originally invented. No doubt tech is many years ahead of what we have available now. The issue (as usual) is that I believe to a certain degree its introduction is being stage managed. We probably could have been far less dependent on oil at this point but, as you probably know very well, it serves certain purposes.

 

 

Sun, 09/28/2014 - 05:23 | 5264320 barre-de-rire
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no, tech is made for profit.

 

 this decade is all about replacing manual  acts & thinking by automated iphone googled apps 'n functionality, since when  runners give a shit about heart pulsebeat....

since when is important to exactly know how many step you fucking move per day...

personnal coaching, electronic masturbatin, etc... only to make money,  point of it ? none, pointless, uterly useless. just era of time, see,  watch is ringing, it is time to me to get fuck & go head down to maximise change of becoming preggo..., soon an app will replace your own sexuality then send request for sex to husbands ... you will see.

 

fucking lucky as man i still can piss standing on my legs & not bleeding like deadly pork monthly if shtf so i can run....  just thinking, why dont they make special meds so women period can become drinkable...

 

 

Sat, 09/27/2014 - 22:27 | 5263987 Kprime
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hmmm,  which technology is going to refill the aquifers?

Sat, 09/27/2014 - 22:37 | 5264000 Hobo Sapien
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Sadly, it will probably be fracking waste injection wells.

Sun, 09/28/2014 - 02:35 | 5264248 stacking12321
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Acme Instant H2O (TM) - just add water!

Sun, 09/28/2014 - 05:25 | 5264321 barre-de-rire
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lol, yeas, lyophilised powder water, open, put in a glass, just add small water...

 

 

Sat, 09/27/2014 - 22:05 | 5263948 eyesofpelosi
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What I mean is...msm tells us all is groovy. Alt media screams doom. My drunk customers buy lottery tickets. Just want whatever is or not going to happen to happen and be done.

Sun, 09/28/2014 - 01:10 | 5264201 edotabin
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Truth is usually somewhere in the middle.

Sun, 09/28/2014 - 15:24 | 5265153 bid the soldier...
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Like the ham in a sandwich.

Sun, 09/28/2014 - 02:40 | 5264253 stacking12321
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things happen when they are ready to happen.

don't be impatient for the system to break, and as unsustainable as it is, be grateful for the luxuries it affords us for the time being - this is as good as it's going to be for a while.

 

Sun, 09/28/2014 - 05:29 | 5264323 barre-de-rire
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to be precise system is cracked and collapsing, now.

actually, is just a slow process it takes years so you can measure evolution.

any new law, new political move, show they have no more control. this is reality, actually.

 

 

Sun, 09/28/2014 - 15:23 | 5265152 bid the soldier...
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You are a sayer of sooth. 

Sat, 09/27/2014 - 21:20 | 5263829 AdvancingTime
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Every now and then a very notable and important event occurs, sometimes it slips by without even being noticed. For months the major world currencies have traded in a narrow range as if held in limbo by some great force. This has allowed people to think we were on sound footing as central banks across the world continued to print and pump out money chasing the "ever elusive growth" that always appears to be just around the corner. Recently some currencies have made multi-year highs.

Weak demand for goods and most of this money flowing into intangible investments inflation has not been a major problem, but the seeds for its future growth have been planted everywhere. John Maynard Keynes said By a continuing process of inflation, government can confiscate, secretly and unobserved, an important part of the wealth of their citizens.

While there are not many Bond Vigilantes there are a slew of  Currency Vigilantes and they are ready to make their presence known. Weakness in the value of the Yen, Pound, and Euro must not go unnoticed. More on why this may be a signal that currency trading is about to get very wild in the article below. Please note, this may also be sending a signal that the whole system is unstable and the stock market is about to drop like a stone.

http://brucewilds.blogspot.com/2014/09/caution-alert-currencies-may-get-wild.html

Sat, 09/27/2014 - 23:39 | 5263980 KnuckleDragger-X
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Yeah, I've been watching the FX lately and I get the feeling it's going to start oscillating in some interesting ways. I don't know what it'll wind up doing but I'm pretty sure nobody is going to like it.

Sun, 09/28/2014 - 07:13 | 5264386 negative rates
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It may be a signal that you aare going INSANE brother!*

Sun, 09/28/2014 - 17:46 | 5265463 FreeNewEnergy
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BLOG PIMP ALERT!

Fuck off, loser.

Sat, 09/27/2014 - 21:22 | 5263838 lordbyroniv
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So Chris is saying we have a chance???

 

 

I like those odds.

Sun, 09/28/2014 - 09:35 | 5264533 Modern Cimmerian
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+1 for Dumb and Dumber reference

Sat, 09/27/2014 - 21:24 | 5263842 Sick
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They have a plan.  It is documented under the title "Agenda 21"  it exists and I scanned through it.  The gest of it has been playing out since the idiot Bush Jr. stole the election in 2000.  It involves several actions which will reduce the world population by 90%.

Sun, 09/28/2014 - 12:58 | 5264931 Kirk2NCC1701
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It is admittedly a dark/macabre topic, but if were part of this "Agenda 21" group, there are two key set of questions you'd have to answer:

1. The "WHO" questions:  What criteria would be used to reduced the population?  Would it be 90% across the board in every country, or would the culling % vary from country to country?  Would Developed countries be culled as much as undeveloped ones?  Do things like IQ and Skills factor into this?  IOW:  The numbers aside, what would the final Demographic profile look like after it's all over?

2. The "HOW" questions:  What means would be used?  Biological?  Neutron bombs?  Some combo, to reach the desired Final Profile?

And what if some countries did not adhere to (comply with) the agreed Terms?

I do agree with those who think that, as a species, humans are far too "successful" for the good of the planet.  WE are the cause of the 6th Great Extinction of Species on this Planet.  And if I were some "Guy in the Sky", I'd be rather "pissed" at what's happening to the planet.  Humans no longer have a Natural Enemy (diseases or predators), and have become The Disease that's eating up the planet, its resources and habitat.  Bringing their numbers down to sensible levels would require the elimination of cheap energy, effective medicine and elimination of modern farming (high use of energy, fertilizers from oil, pesticides, fungicides).  IOW the traditionally natural natural predators to humanity would have to return:  Disease, Starvation, War.

p.s. If the 90% reduction were ever reached, you'd have a choice as to how to keep the population constant:  Either by using birth control (if modern Medicine is used), or let Nature be the cruel decider who lives and dies before the age of 60 (if low-tech Medicine is used).  You can't have both, you'd have to pick one.

Sat, 09/27/2014 - 21:27 | 5263845 Mad Max
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This identifies some of the most relevant issues, but really sugarcoats it.  For a harder dose of reality, read Gail's discussion of oil production and credit supply, which have been guest posts here, see:

http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2014-09-22/lower-oil-prices-good-news-or-b...

http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2014-08-07/making-sense-us-oil-story

http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2014-05-22/connection-between-oil-prices-d...

My crystal ball is rather cloudy, but Gail's logic seems to consider all relevant factors more completely than any other analysis I've seen.

Sat, 09/27/2014 - 22:41 | 5263989 Escrava Isaura
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Diminishing Return

If you visit Venango County, Pennsylvania, we will find the birth of the US oil industry. To this day, they still pumping oil out of it.

 

Can you tell how many barrels of oil it’s pumped?

 

40 barrels…………A YEAR!

 

To put into perspective:

2006: US Population = 298 million. Oil consumption = 20.7 million barrels A DAY

2013: US Population = 316 million. Oil consumption = 18.5 million barrels A DAY

 

 

Now, can you tell us what is NOT diminishing?

Dollar pumping!

 

Can you tell why?

Economic: Unemployment

Military: Inability to pay them

Societal: Inability to maintain electrical and water supply grids and infrastructures

Institutions: Inability to maintain governments, education, healthcare, and so on

Geopolitical: Inability to import more than export

 

And the list is long within the lack of growth in production and consumption to cover the interest charges in this Ponzi scheme………….

 

And, that you and I are part of it, along with all the other hypocrites.

 

http://www.roadsideamerica.com/story/15765 

http://www.titusvilleherald.com/articles/2011/08/16/news/doc4e4b452d3c518727905287.txt

http://www.indexmundi.com/g/g.aspx?c=us&v=91

http://www.multpl.com/united-states-population/table

 

Sun, 09/28/2014 - 15:17 | 5265144 bid the soldier...
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Nice.

 

If we could only send Michael J Fox back in time and have him convince Henry Ford to go with the steam engine.

 

Sat, 09/27/2014 - 21:24 | 5263849 highly debtful
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Chris, do you really have to throw in the over-pumped aquifers as well on a peaceful saturday night? I mean, it's not as if we're short on problems here.

Could someone please sing me a soothing lullaby that doesn't contain the words "squid", "bubble" or "continuous compound interest"? Thank you. 

Sat, 09/27/2014 - 22:40 | 5263999 Escrava Isaura
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Sorry to report back to you that: There are NO solutions!

Enjoy the last decade of the 'biggest' (sorry) dollar bubble, ever.

 

By the way: I am a strong believer that 'SDR' is in the draw, ready to go, when US defaults.

 

Not sure the BRIC's will go for that. Major geopolitical compromise.

Sun, 09/28/2014 - 01:36 | 5264215 DontGive
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Correction: Paper bubble

Let's not pretend other CB's aren't involved.

Sun, 09/28/2014 - 09:25 | 5264522 Escrava Isaura
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Off course they all have to be involved in one form or another. They are all walking a fine line of keeping theirs coming, while dropping the others to zero.

 

And if you asked me how they are doing, my answer is: Unbelievable good. These PhD’s/Central Bankers are really good.

 

Sun, 09/28/2014 - 04:09 | 5264282 ebear
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"Could someone please sing me a soothing lullaby...."

Soft kitty, warm kitty

little ball of fur...

Sun, 09/28/2014 - 05:40 | 5264328 barre-de-rire
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jingle bells

batman smells,

robin layed an egg,

the batmobile lost it's wheel,

and the joker got away.

 

batman's in the kitchen,

robin's in the hall,

the jokers in the bathroom,

peeing on the wall

Sun, 09/28/2014 - 08:14 | 5264428 somecallmetimmah
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"little ball of fur..."

Come sit on my face, and let me make you purr...

Sat, 09/27/2014 - 21:26 | 5263851 Duc888
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We got that big yellow electromagnetic ball in the sky.  That could save us if there was the political will to do so.

Sat, 09/27/2014 - 22:36 | 5263997 acetinker
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OT, been meanin' to tell you that the Duc888 is a wicked mo-fo.  Had one pull up next to me on five-seven-five.  We were doin' seventy or so- he cranked the throttle and carried the front wheel for prolly a quarter mile.

There was a time in my life when I woulda' thrown my leg over that Duc888 and tamed it.

Now, not so much.

Sat, 09/27/2014 - 22:45 | 5264014 Seize Mars
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...and a +1 for realizing it's electric.

Sun, 09/28/2014 - 15:07 | 5265127 bid the soldier...
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One morning as Gregor Samsa, the big yellow electromagnetic ball in the sky, was waking up from anxious dreams, he discovered that he had been changed into a monstrous verminous red giant.

Ooops.

 

Mon, 09/29/2014 - 21:35 | 5269135 acetinker
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Shit happens.

Mon, 09/29/2014 - 21:37 | 5269136 acetinker
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fkn dup and a snail-like isp, whick is s'posed to be 50 mbps.  Fuck you comcast!

 

Sat, 09/27/2014 - 21:29 | 5263858 Millivanilli
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Does this mean.  I mean, does this mean...  I can't plow my heavy ass walmart skull fuck black metal body over skinny wannabes at  the next BLACK MASS, I MEAN BLACK FRIDAY SALE>

Well, a BIIIIG FUcK YOU TO YOU!

Sat, 09/27/2014 - 21:28 | 5263862 Duc888
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highly debtful: Chris, do you really have to throw in the over-pumped aquifers as well on a peaceful saturday night? I mean, it's not as if we're short on problems here.

 

We live on a water planet.  No shortage of the H2O, just no political will to capitialize on that fact.

These are problems for which we have the technology and solutions to fix.

Sat, 09/27/2014 - 22:30 | 5263991 KnuckleDragger-X
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But nobody has the will. Just try to get a molten salt reactor built or high KV transmission lines run. The insane are running the asylum and we're just along for the ride.

Sun, 09/28/2014 - 01:51 | 5264231 Ocean22
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can some one tell why they cant just make huge distillers and boil sea water to make more water?

Sun, 09/28/2014 - 06:13 | 5264345 Buster Cherry
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I takes lots of.power to do

Sat, 09/27/2014 - 21:30 | 5263868 stinkhammer
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poopie

Sat, 09/27/2014 - 21:30 | 5263869 mrpxsytin
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Just read this is you want to understand the root cause: http://www.muslimphilosophy.com/ik/Muqaddimah/Chapter4/Ch_4_18.htm

Sat, 09/27/2014 - 22:55 | 5264028 Ginsengbull
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That's like saying that truck drivers have health problems due to their sedentary lifestyle.

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