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Women Are Most Likely To Drink Men Under The Table In The Following States
The bad news: men who engage women in a drinking contest in any of the dark blue highlighted, mostly-midwest states will almost certainly lose.
The good news: those same men have the highest chance of getting laid in precisely the same states.
And a quick tangent: compared to the same survey conducted two years ago, it would appear increasingly more women are binge drinking.
Source: CDC BRFSS
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At my age getting laid under a table has it's drawbacks..
It's called Germanic blood...duh.
it's also called a "slow news day"
Maybe it's because women are dumping men in droves and taking their man's money. Loose money, loose women.
I hate to break this to you, but just because you got dumped (again, I'm guessing), doesn't mean all guys are getting dumped. Regarding the loose money, loose women part of your comment: No if you'll excuse me, I have some coke and hookers that need tending and bending (over).
Most of those states in dark blue have the libby women. Hairy legs and a bad attitiude. The only way they can get a man is to get a dude drunk!
Listen.
Does this mean that America is full of a bunch of worthless "ALCOHOLICS"?
Oh, ok..... You're right, of course.
Actually, if "alcoholic" is defined as "trouble controlling one's drinking" then the percentage of alkies in the English speaking world is rather .... large. As in scary large.
This is great news, as whites are being outpopulated by virtually every other group.
Clearly, this is a result of global warming, er climate change, er climate disruption.
Plus, how long until ZH gets censored on every college campus for "promoting rape culture"?
Rape culture (sex ed)... isn't that being taught in elementary skool now too?
But, of course! Little Jimmy and Sally are also learning that hobosexuality is "normal", that it is perfectly natural to fornicate in back alleys, vacant lots, and the gutter.
I've done that. Just with one girl, but almost every day for 3 weeks straight. In a back alley. It was fantastic. For me to throw rocks in this instance would be a bit dangerous given that I'm standing in a glass house.
<hangs head in shame>
My first wife was a hobosexual. She was a bum fuck.
note that average chicks in those dark blue states are also fairly large compared to the ones on the coasts. not that Wait What hasn't had fun 'hoggin' in some of those himself. jus sayin', higher body mass translates to higher abv tolerance.
this is definitely some research Wait What can 'get behind' especially as he prepares to join the hunt for whale tail on a saturday night.
I would be proud to carry the hobosexual torch for you guys. no shame when everyone has done it... like working for fiat.
cheers!
You may have to hunt for whale tail in SoCal, but in flyover country you need a baseball bat to keep it away.
i think we may have different interpretations of what 'whale tail' is.
this is the kind of whale tail i'm talking about:
http://www.reddit.com/r/whaletail/
enjoy, and you're welcome.
You're right, different definitions. Whale tail around here is what keeps me away from Walmart. We just call your version 'College girls'.
"note that average chicks in those dark blue states are also fairly large compared to the ones on the coasts. not that Wait What hasn't had fun 'hoggin' in some of those himself. jus sayin', higher body mass translates to higher abv tolerance."
There are some big'uns on the gulf coast states, which also tend to rank higher in obesity surveys.
This map is all about demographics. It is a map of states with women paid in large numbers to stay home and drink, either by the state (ex MA) or by the federal govt/BIA (the Dakotas).
um.. somebody is talking about my dream girl.
I always thought this was what they meant by whaletail:
http://tinyurl.com/luxjl2t
We have big girls in Wisconsin ... these chicks love their brats and cheese curds...but man are they horny!
"defined as "trouble controlling one's drinking""
I define 'controlled drinking' as down my throat rather than on my shirt.
TeamDepends:
You forgot to mention bathrooms.
Uhh, hello, other groups "out" populated the whites, it's two to one in our favor so far. Your welcome to join, but get facts straight before you do.
Scary squared try.
An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks just as much as you do.
Listen.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tuKdOyaaW1M
Listen you little eBear. You think I couldn't find a bunch of drunk Americans on "YOUTUBE"!
Easy. Nice try!
Listen.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pin979z2hKA
Listen eBear.
Let's try to have a good "SESSION" on The Hedge, ok? Let's not try to disparage India. Ok?
Keep listening
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-EvpRumCpz8
Listen eBear.
Piss the fuck off already! Sick bear.
Why the down votes? The bear was getting a bit pissy.
I'm from North Dakota and I call BS Vamp.
Lots of beautiful, kind, and friendly German and Scandinavian women there. Blonde hair and blue eyes.
Unfortunately, many become obese when they get older, must be the diet.
I lived in WI and MN for 25 years and agree with your point. It's also the weather, long cold winters make for many nights indoor drinking and playing cards, whatever. The Northern European blood certainly has it effects too.
I don't always go out drinking when I visit Wisconsin, but when I do, I bring bail money.
I too have been thusly abused.
...the shame...
but somehow I survived (and went back for more...)
Hardly..
Just not a "good" news day.
Traficant silenced at 73
What he did for John Demjanjuk earned him the eternal hatred of the tribe and my greatest respect for any American politician. RIP.
Yeah, what's up? Holder's resignation gets a headline, and not Traficant's death? This is the man who singlehandedly did more to hold back the Zionist flood than any other contemporary. Truth lost an outlet today.
Funny how that works.
-World renowned demoltions expert Danny Jowenko dies in a car crash after stating emphatically that WTC7 was controlled demo
-Bertha Champagne, the nanny to Marvin Bushs' kids get crushed to death by her own car outside Marvin's home
-James Traficant crushed by his own tractor after doing 7 years hard time for telling the truth
Telling the truth can be expensive..
A true statesman, they tried putting him behind bars but he still ran for office and raised some more hell.
I guess the Big Speaker up there finally beamed him up.
Thanks, Jim. We remember ya.
Traficant timeine:
1983: Tried, and acquitted, for taking bribes. Trial arises from his refusal as sheriff to evict unemployed workers from their foreclosed homes. Jewish bankers don't like someone standing between them and their pound of flesh.
1984: Elected to Congress
1990-1993 Defends John Demjanjuk against insane charges Demjanjuk operated a Nazi gas chamber (there were no gas chambers). Demjanjuk was eventually cleared by no less that the Supreme Court of Israel. But Jewish ire against Traficant is now fully aroused.
2001-2002 After years of outspoken truth-telling, Traficant endures a show trial presided over by Clinton drone, Judge Leslie B. Wells. Traficant is sentenced to 7 years in prison and expelled from Congress. (The only vote against Traficant's expulsion was cast by Gary Condit, who knew, by bitter experience, something of the macinations of Jewish power.) An examination of the facts will show Traficant was innocent of the charges. Traficant maintains he was railroaded by the Zionist lobby. (It is interesting to note that only 5 men have ever been expelled from Congress. The first three were expelled during the Civil war for supporting the South. The fourth, Mike Myers, was brought down by the Abscam bribery scandal, specifically by Melvin Weinberg, a Jewish con-man, who entrapped most of the Abscam victims. It is interesting to note that Weinberg played an ARAB Sheikh in the Abscam entrapment. This inevitably brings to mind the origins of our current "Arab" nemesis, ISIS...)
2014 Traficant is killed in a bizarre tractor accident, in which his 1948 Ford tractor inexplicably rolled over and crushed him underneath. The Ford 8N/9N series tractor does not have enough torque to flip backwards. The details of the accident are unknown.
Great summation... Posted to my community: https://www.facebook.com/DelendaEstZionism
Also, I presume Jim's barn was built on a flat piece of land... How the hell does he flip a tractor onto himself?
I learn about Traficant's death from a comments section 4 days after the fact?
This should have been a redlinked story on Drudge and Infowars!
Traficant died from injuries sustained on Tuesday this morning.
Not that Sludge or Infowhores like to touch on stories involving AIPAC and the Israel lobby.
As I recall some citizens from another district asked for his help on something to do with The American Israeli Public Affairs Committee (AIPAC) or the phony Mossad front - The Anti Defamation League or something of that nature.. No one else would touch it. They railroaded him for just asking questions. To my knowledge he didn't do anything wrong in fact he was doing something right... dirt bag criminals are in control of the System.
"You take the most flak when you're over the target"
Jim was targeted for this reason.
The MSM is utter garbage, but the alt media is almost as controlled.
Check out my channel if you want, not sure how much longer it will be around.
I'm drinking myself under the table tonight..
They finally silenced James Traficant, ala Bertha Champagne..
Goodbye James, one of the last honest members of the house.
http://zionismsucks.com/2014/09/27/james-traficant-dead-at-73/
I'm sorry, but your avatar is too distracting. Trafficant is dead? Wait, what? When did that happen?
Tuesday he "flipped a tractor onto himself" and today he died.
A fucking TRACTOR? Holy shit, and here I thought it was only hot tubs and nail guns we needed to worry about. Maybe it would be a bit more believable next time if they kill somebody in a tragic bull-riding accident.
Didn't he get out of prison recently? You know what, it doesn't even matter. I don't need any more details. They killed him. Tractor accident my ass. Don't be important and speak truth to power. You will die.
Hate to say it, but many die in tractor accidents, particularly when older models (no roll bar/seat belt) turn over. Not saying it was or wasn't an accident, but if it was it was not an uncommon one.
Yeah but it was a John Deere...
Isn't he from Ohio. How do you flip a tractor in Ohio? Got to be the 2nd flatest state after Florida.
I don't think you understand much about that subject. =)
"The good news: those same men have the highest chance of getting laid in precisely the same states."
The logic here is faulty. If I pass out/black out before she does, how am I going to get laid? By the same token, if I DO get laid, and I don't remember it, what's the point?
Better to live in Utah, were 3.2 beer means nothing more than good hydration, and the phrase "liquor is quicker" takes on real meaning.
It's amazing how good a more sober man looks in a bar. I always tried to show up late so that they are drunk and I'm somewhat sober.
Listen #9.
Obviously you don't get it. 1/32 of the chicks that you buy your American booze for are the "HARD" core types, and they are hard core precisely because they are afraid to put out.
The rest have varying degrees of "RESISTANCE". Feed them some alcohol, smoke some "MEDICAL", and you're in.
And out, and in, and out.
Easy. OH!
as obnoxious as i find the indian h1b visa thieves, they get even more obnoxious when they drink, because it is not in the culture, they don't know how. after 2, it starts and after 3, it's over. telling everybody about how much better they are at everything. fuck off and go 'home'.
i can understand your insecurity. but - you need not be insecure. go 'home'. if you don't like americans, don't be here. thief. thief is that simple. go rob from your own.
Listen Fun.
Here's how it works. "YOUR" American corporate masters pay the lobbyist to change your American "EMPLOYMENT" laws to freely "ALLOW" outsides in.
Stupid Americans blame the people who show up to work instead of their piece-of-shit CON-gress members.
Lol.
The bad news, Universities consider consensual sex while under the influence of alcohol as a sexual assault on the female by the male, this narrative will only widen in scope in the near future. In this respect it may be good news for these guys to black out so they do not get laid!!
At any age............There, fixed it for ya.
~"At my age getting laid under a table has it's drawbacks.."~
Hell, at my age getting laid has its drawbacks, regardless of where it happens!
too drunk to post, or read this.
Lol, the research must have been fun.
I drink to make some people more interesting.
And I don't let people drive me to drink. I only let them drive me home. Cheers.
Ale never talks back, tries to steal my money or behead me. The only difference is we prefer now to not imbibe in public.
If my beer goggles had night vision, there would have been nights where I never would've done something I would regret later.
Lots of Indian res's in those blue states.
Big Chief Six Pack would be upset you said that.
Listen.
I'll kick your ass you potato head! If I hear it again it's on again, you get it USSA IDaho!
I came here looking for a nice time and everyone wants fight!
Listen, if Fight Club is too tough for you, don't let the door hit you in the ass leaving.
Listen Rabbi. Sorry to see it hit you full frontal on your way in!
OH!
Listen Bangawhore, being a boney little twerp, living in a caste system, worshipping Elsie the Cow and some chick with eight arms while reeking of curry and continually trying to wash the smell off in a fetid river is no way to go through life son.
Don't compound it by showing your stupidity and calling me a rabbi, everyone here knows I'm a baptized Christian and it wasn't in the Ganges that a cow just pissed in.
I'm pretty sure there are no floating corpses in the baptismal fonts either.
Outside of Egyptian horses? ;-)
I remember seeing a large blowfly "doing the backstroke" in a Church font in Wisbech, Cambridgeshire. So - obviously not a corpse "yet", but maybe later??
Ain't got NOTHIN on the Ganges, bitchez.
Bangs hood...nice.
Why was the Indian squaw called "99 Cents"? Cuz she was usually found under a buck......
My favorite country song title
"I can't get over You while You are under Him"
bollixed - then u shud try sex behind a bar on the ocean @ a hotel in puerta Vallarta and running 4 ur life at 3'oclock in the morning and then running for ur life to avoid getting between 2 Mexican gangs that were about to rumble
No thanks!
Amen! Reminds us of the time near Cabo when the bowels sent an URGENT message to the cerebral cortex stating that there was chaos and they were losing control of the border. But alas, by the time the message was received, it was too late. And the rest, as they say, is history...
Hence "Team Depends"?? (You can Depend on Depends!!)
I wonder what $tates you can get whatever just by holding out a handful of prescription pills?
The brain trust states.
born and bred
Not enough info is provided.
For instance, you might be very likely to get laid in some states but laid by what? A twenty stone mama that you would want to escape from?
Oddly, the more obese states are light colored in these maps. Good guess though.
If you want fat, drunk Merken cow, now you know where you can have your fat, drunk Merken cow.
Some of the states look like they lightened up in 2012. Idaho, Nevada. And folks, look at the key. The colors do not mean the same thing in each map. The ranges are even different. You can't tell squat from shit like this.
Bad maps boys.
Hard drinking women in PA and Delaware? Hells yes, so parts of the map seem accurate.
I wish I had more time to skewer some of the boys claims with stats. That being said it is Saturday night:
In Spite of Ourselves
Wonderful song!!
I have enjoyed the company of a few Geishas and many hostesses that could drink your best bitches right under the table and do it with style and class.
Drinking is expensive, it tastes/smells horrible and it damages your health. I don't get it.
Not that expensive if you distill your own. If you do it right, it has that microbe-killing burn of 150 proof race-car fuel. No cogeners to mess with your head, just good clean, springwater-clear moonshine.
Yeah, that yeast piss will have you talkin a big tangle. He was wondering who was smarter, the human, or the yeast.
You have to be a blast at parties.
Considering I started drinking at 14 (no drinking age-it was great), I get it and quite well at that. Back then it was about chicks and acting older than we were. After a while it seriously loses its allure. I just outgrew it. It has nothing to offer and it can be said that its used as a social and psychological crutch. Oh and you are paying through the fucking nose in taxes. Downvote, downvote, downvote.......
~"Drinking is expensive, it tastes/smells horrible and it damages your health. I don't get it."~
Then you're doing it wrong. Get a better bartender.
She put that bottle to her head and pulled the trigger ...
Whiskey Lullaby
These are the states where women don't wear make up and drink bud heavy.
It's sort of like all-you-can-eat-shrimp. Yeah, that's a great deal, but why?
Drink liquor like a real man and stop drinking that college swill.
Where I live (Illinois), the "sex in the city" mentality is rampant.
The formula appears to be:
1. Party your ass off with every bad boy/rebel you can find, until you realize the baby window is closing.
2. Find a chump ("good man") to impregnate you, and pay bills.
3. Possibly become dissatisfied, and leave him, taking half his shit.
4. Rediscover yourself, and prove "you still got it" with a series of short term hookups, until you find it unsatisfying.
5. Search for next chump who is willing to take on an "mature" woman.
If unable to complete any of the above steps, be sure to shift blame to anyone but yourself, and claim "there are no good men out there".
I work mostly with women, and see this kind of scenario play out on a regular basis. Do I have a cynical perspective. Yes, with good reason.
Realtor?
Realist, i.e. his eyes and brain work.
Listen.
American men deserve American woman. LOL!
Same here in Ireland. I wasn't good enough for the party girls when they were in their 20s. Now they're back at the same old haunts in their 40s looking wasted and desperate and I just laugh at them.
The most stunning summary of Truth I have ever seen on ZH. +1000
States are too vague. Should do 'em by city to save some time.
drunk women equal great blow jobs.
Listen Ron.
Schizophrenic drunk women equals "ABSOLUTELY" fucking incredible.
I prefere bipolar drunk German women. The mania phase is great.
I'm not nearly as think as drunk as you are. [hickup]
Don't tell that to any Northern Europe countrymen, that in the U.S. "binge drinking" is defined as 4+ drinks over the course of a whole evening/night...
Completely laughable.
Don't they have black queer presidents in northern europe?
no - they give black queer presidents the nobel prize and think they aren't 'raciss'. the enlightened few laugh about it.
Offtopic:
Not sure if anyone around here cares but James Traficant died. RIP
Who?
RIP indeed. A miracle he lived to 73. I guess getting squished by your tractor beats accidentally shooting yourself to death with a nail gun....
Robbie Robertson - Somewhere Down The Crazy River
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KP9PNSUME4 (4:51)
BRFSS?
Its another synthetic reality predetermined conformance ratiocinator
http://www.cdc.gov/brfss/
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Behavioral_Risk_Factor_Surveillance_System
This story is brought to you by the same people who produced Obama's low grade fake id
My ex-wife caused the whole state of California to darken a shade of blue. But I see that it has lightened up since I left.
Didn't you guys see Love Actually? The ugly brit went to Wisconsin and jad a drunken five way. I assume the British did some research before putting it in a movie.
I've had to go to central Wisconsin many times for business. There is a full nude strip club I've gone to with business associates that was far closer to a brothel. When the stripper pretty much shoves your hand in her pussy and suggests a private dance, emphasizing dance, you know what you are in for.
Germans like to drink and screw, just like the Scotts. Being half German and half Scottish I'm always frickin horny and can't het drunk. Sucks I married a girl that ended up being the exact opposite.
yup, that'z the way of it.
- Ned
{how do you cure a <<< insert your ethnic gal here >>> princess of nymphomania???}
{{marry her}}
{{{bbbadda' bing}}}
If America was a Muslim State, you wouldn't have this problem.
Yeah, we'd cut our own heads off, and then there would be true equality!
Whoooohoo!
Bring it on Baybeee!
- Ned
Massachusetts= drunk Irish chicks.
Smelly, drunk, diseased, government-cheese-eating, welfare whores.
Don't git no better'n dat.
The odds are good, but the 'goods' are odd.
WTF? This article is retarded/ Women (generally) metabolize alchohol, at 1/3 the rate of men.
This has to do with liver recovery(hormones), and body fat ratios.
If you buffed up girls think you're tough, you're wrong. You'll just get DRUNK faster, and call it a night earlier.
lol, I pissed off a few Trannies, and banksters.
It depends on body mass. Experienced female drinkers with huge body mass can drink men under the table.
Raiding Party!
Honey Boo Boo can already out drink her father..
I have lived on an old Indian Village grounds. This River riled up the Squaws pretty good. Fire Water all around.
These are all industrial or grunt resource industry labour states...
I like a drunk horny woman
+1
My new tshirt says "DRUNK BITCHES LOVE ME!"
ERR, ....reads.....
Those deep blue states keep the court system wheels greased. Either by child support, alimony payments or drunken rape cases.
The new attorney dynamics will be anal sex rape cases. Obama and Reggie have worked out the specifics.
We swabbed his asshole to gather DNA evidence. Hahahahahaaa
If not for Myrtle Beach, Miami, New Orleans and Houston. We would have a clean sweep.
Didn't even bother reading the article (my state is light blue) but LOL at the teaser, just LOL!
If I didn't respect my liver so much, I'd call some of you girls out.
Back in the day, you would have been "Pushing up Daisies".
True ladies have class. They have enough self esteem to make "un-inhibited" decisions.
I've got a quart of Bombay Saffire Yen, we can drop them and kick em around like hockey pucks. Don't need em till you start tremblin or scratching heh. Or that's what Peter O' Toole says haha.
I used to be able to drink 4-5 liters of real ale. Then good night. :-)
Tonight's course is a Grolsch and a Sierra Nevada Torpedo. Good 'ol 2 beer limit. Keeps ya healthy.
I think I've been a contributing factor in making Wisconsin a dark blue state. The most memorable was a woman who ran a bar tab with me one night: 21 rum and cokes, and that's not counting the drinks others bought her. I pour 'em heavy, and she was still standing. Her guy friends? Not so much.
She wasn't a corn-fed beauty either, as is the typical Wisconsin stereotype.
Getting laid with a drunk american tonnage must be very exciting..
It would be as disgusting as having gay sex to me, but somehow in a different way. Maybe less freaky/disturbing but more disgusting, i dunno..
Well, now we know that you are gay.
Not that there is anythig wrong with that.