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ARRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
Thems the scariest pirates I ever did see.
first we convinced them they were destroying us, through domestic abuse, we took away their football games. the rest was easy
You may have smashed the SSC of the DNC but most of it is underground anyway.
williambanzai - THIS IS THE BEST EVER...............
tHE GIFT THAT KEEPS GIVING.....
tHANK YOIU FROM ALL OF US AT ZEROHEDGE.............
Absolutely the best ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Good job big boy!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ten head sized cinch sacks each and industrial strength prophylactics.
Might be ok thataway.
Stop The Presses!!!
In the interests of furthering a purely contrived Rabid Squirrel Event that seems to infected the ZH website and increase the general public panic, the CDC has issued guidelines for funeral home directors (with nmewn commentary):
"Alysia English is Executive Director of the Georgia Funeral Directors Association, the oldest and largest funeral association in Georgia. (obligatory introduction, in case you're curious)
http://gfdainc.wordpress.com/2013/07/09/2013-convention-photo-gallery/#jp-carousel-261
Georgia is comprised of 700 funeral homes and 2,000 funeral directors. (scared yet?)
CBS46 asked English if Georgians should be alarmed by these guidelines.
"Absolutely not. In fact, if they weren't hearing about it, they should be a whole lot more concerned," said English. (Fear not citizens! Georgian morticians stand ready to disembowel and drain the toxic blood from any and all ebola victims without infecting themselves...IF THE VICTIMS EVER SHOW UP)
She said Georgia has one of the country's most thorough public health plans. That includes detailed planning for all hazards such as floods and the flu. (yes of course, public health plans, detailed centralized planning even, for conflating a flood with the flu, well anyways)
"If you were in the middle of a flood or gas leak, that's not the time to figure out how to turn it off. You want to know all of that in advance. This is no different," said English." (yes, because floods (turn off a flood?...lol) and gas leaks are to viruses as a marching band & cheerleaders are to golf or sumpin).
Not to worry comrades, the 2,000 funeral home directors of Georgia have their marching orders (plans from .gov) for dealing with your emaciated bodies should they ever show up in their parlors.
http://www.cbs46.com/story/26657838/cdc-issues-ebola-guidelines-for-us-funeral-homes
Cold comfort I know...but still ;-)
Crematoriums.
Yes, actually I'm quite surprised King Obama's little minion at the CDC didn't mandate it, for the good of the healthy "folks". But its also cheaper, less profit off the dead for the living and then less in Grave Digger PAC contributions.
These guys are always thinking one step ahead ;-)
Its just another day at the Bohemian Grove for these closet paedos. And Mad Dog McCain won't be satisfied till Liz Warren whips out her tackle and shows him how she did it when she was called Dave.
Interesting how the two nominal females are wearing red, two of the males blue - almost in a subliminal political role-reversal suggestion, and the two remaining are in white or are unknown. Sneaky WB7, very sneaky.
I bet that the position Lindsey Graham is depicted in is one he is very familiar with.
When is this treatment of GOP establishment males going to end! Haven't these "progressive women" done enough already with their incessant nagging?!
Of course, Graham looks like he's enjoying it ;-)
It's not from any woman I see.....<ahem>
Yes, "progressive" women isn't quite right, there's no flannel shirts or wallet chains ;-)
There's a lumber jack joke in there somewhere.
A woodswoman tried to explain it to me one time, something to do with logs without the sticky sap is the best I could tell ;-)
<ahem>.....I think I was implying that the character off screen making Lindsay look the way he does wasn't a woman at all.
Just sayin'
someone has said "politics are show-business for the ugly"
Thanx WB7 for cleaning up the ugliness to the point where your great pix don't disturb my digestion.
- Ned
Boner, Sassy Lindsay, and Insane McStain are just liken' it too much.
Ahhhhhhhhahahahahahaha!
Sublime.
under the beltway.
ARRghhh......having to work late tonight. So instead of losing my lunch.....I just lost my SUPPER !!! Curse you WB7 !!!
You know what's weird. The look on Lindsay Grahams's face. And the fact there are NO WOMEN to be seen torturing him.
So what is causing that look of pain on his face off screen ?
Sink the ship shoot all the swimmers,load up the next ship,repeat.
Is McCain getting beheaded? Or just cut a new asshole?
What would be the difference?
I love Liz holding a kinfe to McInsane's neck, I wonder if she can operate a gillotine??
Hmmm, its a good question.
She may have to consult the ones "who built that" ;-)
I think Hitlery is 'shopped. Just a feeling.
OMG I just noticed Vlad. Somebody call RuPaul! OMG. I need a moment.
First thing I noticed, and, IMHO the best part of the whole thing!
Nicely done, WB.
You couldn't get Piglosi looking that good in five generations.
Hah! She has literally been alive approximately 6 breeding generations (assuming physically capable breeding age). She doesn't look too awful in her pics with JFK (unless you conclude her 'deer in the headlights do anything for some recognition including trample the constitution' look is out of fashion).
But............where is Diane Frankenstien?
turning tricks with Boxer for lobbyists below deck...where else
Where else? At an AIPAC event.
Hoist that scurvy douchebag from the yardarm!
DNC folks eat bush meat from Liberia.
Didn't rob zombie write and produce that movie?
with bloody fangs...
Guns, knife, whip, and what-not, all for an answer to:
"Where are the rest of the loots?"