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And The Market Closes Unchanged... Literally

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An ugly and very heavy volume flush into the European close was followed by the kind of miraculous v-shaped low volume recovery traders have become used to in US equity markets. Having broken below several key technical levels, high beta Russell and Trannies soared (fortgetful it seems that Europe will once again open for business in about 8 hours) to close comfortably in the green on the day. VIX was rammed lower (under 16) to support the exuberance along with EURJPY and AUDJPY. The USDollar faded to close unchanged on the week. Gold flatlined while silver slipped. Oil collapsed early on only to v-shape recover to close modestly higher on the day. Treasury yields bounced 3-5bps higher (after yesterday's huge plunge) but remain 7-10bps down on the week. By the close, The Russell 2000 had its best day in 6 weeks and the S&P's buying-panic scramble to perfectly unchanged - miraculously avoiding the 4-day losing streak not seen since Sept 2013.

UNCH!

 

V-shaped recovery... A post-European close buying-panic drags the S&P 500 to perfectly unchanged - to the penny!! and saves it from a 4-day losing streak not seen since Sept 2013.

 

With Homebuilders leading and Energy lagging...

 

as "most shorted" stocks were squeezed hard once again...

 

Helped by VIX

 

And AUDJPY and EURJPY...

 

Treasury yields bounced but remain well lower on the week...

 

The Dollar faded  (as EUR strengthened on Draghi's disappointing performance) back to unch on the week...

 

Gold flatlined despite the USD weakness but oil cratered early (again) along with silver (again) only to v-shape recover later on...

 

WTI Crude futures saw heavy volume selling in yesterday's dump but the early Europe session's collapse was marginal volume at best and by mid-day Europe, crude was resurging

 

Charts: Bloomberg

 

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Thu, 10/02/2014 - 16:13 | 5281689 Tsar Pointless
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You expected...something otherwise, perhaps?

Have we not been paying attention since March 2009?

Thu, 10/02/2014 - 16:15 | 5281698 fonzannoon
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"The Russell 2000 had its best day in 6 weeks"

 

It's on now. S&P 2100 by Dec 31st even if we are all vomiting our kidneys out our assholes.

Thu, 10/02/2014 - 16:17 | 5281716 DOT
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Thanks for that optic, Fonz.

Thu, 10/02/2014 - 16:25 | 5281751 pods
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2015 will be the year that they ban "pull my finger" and the word "shart" is removed from our lexicon.

pods

Thu, 10/02/2014 - 16:22 | 5281728 maskone909
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s&P 2100 and the 10y at what? lets say 2.0? usd/yen at 115? gold and silver flat.  i am just throwing darts at this point.  i am a broken horse

Thu, 10/02/2014 - 16:38 | 5281810 fonzannoon
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*

SPY 2,075

10yr 2.9%

Usd/yen 112

Gold $1.125

Solver $16.25

* - in all honesty if ebola is the real deal forget it all. 

Thu, 10/02/2014 - 16:39 | 5281817 walküre
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oil $80 .. LOL

and fuel shortages, no coins left at the bullion dealer and the lines around the Walmarts are a mile long

Thu, 10/02/2014 - 16:47 | 5281858 fonzannoon
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I fuckin wiped out the stores today. I got a bad feeling.

 

Thu, 10/02/2014 - 17:13 | 5281982 LawsofPhysics
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yep, gas will be a fucking buck per gallon, there just won't ever be any available...

Thu, 10/02/2014 - 16:41 | 5281828 sandhillexit
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Draghi (and Abe) tells BHO "I wager I can stomach the headlines until you buckle and call Janet.  I don't have elections in 4 weeks.  Queue...Nancy Pelosi on the batphone in 3....2....1....

Thu, 10/02/2014 - 17:27 | 5282018 Town Crier
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By the way, do Ms. Pelosi's facial contortions worry anybody? Think "tardive dyskinesia," a common side effect of antipsychotic meds.

Thu, 10/02/2014 - 16:50 | 5281871 Yen Cross
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  I told you guys the BTFD crew hangs out in the "bagel shop" until the European markets close. :-)

 On a lighter note, F/X and the bond markets didn't buy it. The usd/jpy bounced off the 61.8% fibi of 106.80-110.08. That's good...I like a "slow grind" down.

  The reason aud/jpy was strong, was because bond yields are coming back in this week. (aud/usd strength, and 2.50% vs .015 in the f/X carry. The China macro might be fake, but so is the macro from everyone else!

  I'll bet the $ longs are chewing their toenails off.

Thu, 10/02/2014 - 17:12 | 5281978 LawsofPhysics
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LOL, thanks for that Fonz.  Well, off to purchase another holograhic hybrid sight...

Thu, 10/02/2014 - 16:16 | 5281703 44MagnumPrepper
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Tomorrow is RampDay Friday! Oh the joy! Can't go into a proper booze filled American weekend without some cheap whoreish exuberance.

Thu, 10/02/2014 - 16:16 | 5281709 homebody
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Hmmmm  low volume bounce back  is that like the trillion dollar coin? BS all of it.

Thu, 10/02/2014 - 16:18 | 5281712 B.J. Worthy
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Unrigged.

Thu, 10/02/2014 - 16:19 | 5281718 John Law Lives
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The Machine has too much invested in creating wealth for the elite to allow for a real market correction.  The Machine stands at the ready to protect the wealth it dutifully created for its masters.

FUBAR.

Thu, 10/02/2014 - 16:20 | 5281724 44MagnumPrepper
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Skynet? Should we call John Connor?

Thu, 10/02/2014 - 16:22 | 5281732 John Law Lives
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John Conner vs. Kevin Henry in a steel cage match.  What a show!

Thu, 10/02/2014 - 16:20 | 5281725 homebody
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I can suggest a virus for that machine

Thu, 10/02/2014 - 16:24 | 5281742 Winston Churchill
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Its all smoke and mirrors if they cannot find a greater fool to sell to,

and all the greater fools are broke.Catch 23(b)(ii).

Thu, 10/02/2014 - 16:30 | 5281778 GoldenGeezer
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It's just stop hunting at this point.

Thu, 10/02/2014 - 16:33 | 5281748 Rainman
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" NOBODY should question our motives " !

Thu, 10/02/2014 - 16:20 | 5281726 papaswamp
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Sorry kids...totally unrelated. this is some dude cleaning up the vomit from Dallas index patient...whats wrong with this picture...
http://twitter.com/JohnGGalt/status/517756764914479105/photo/1

https://twitter.com/melissatweets/status/517757874563739650

Thu, 10/02/2014 - 16:27 | 5281762 NoDebt
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Um..... you know, I'll take a pass on vomit clean-up pics.  

Thu, 10/02/2014 - 16:42 | 5281838 walküre
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let's just imagine they poured 50 gallons of bleach on that spot first

Thu, 10/02/2014 - 16:24 | 5281744 Doubleguns
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The market is cured, same with ebola......you...did not get the news?!

Thu, 10/02/2014 - 16:26 | 5281755 Temporalist
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And in other news:

 

JPMorgan Discovers Further Cyber Security Issues

 

http://dealbook.nytimes.com/2014/10/02/jpmorgan-discovers-further-cyber-...

Thu, 10/02/2014 - 16:26 | 5281757 aliki
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the stuff the tops are made of

Thu, 10/02/2014 - 16:26 | 5281761 aliki
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the stuff that tops are made of

Thu, 10/02/2014 - 16:26 | 5281763 Kaiser Sousa
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i watched the entire shit show...
the ultimate display of "we dont give a shit about appearances and DONT care if you know its rigged..."
ANYONE who has ANY debt coupon dollars in their fixed markets is an idiot and is complicit in the ongoing fraud...

still stackin...what!

Thu, 10/02/2014 - 16:27 | 5281766 saints51
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Bullish 4 life!!!!

Thu, 10/02/2014 - 16:29 | 5281774 StupidEarthlings
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Heck..maybe they're right...and they did fix the economy. .maybe were the crazy ones... fuckin Aye.  ..fuckin aye.

Thu, 10/02/2014 - 16:32 | 5281784 Drummond
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So if the Fed is the only one buying stocks then i might start getting into this HFT'ing malarky.

Thu, 10/02/2014 - 16:33 | 5281791 Dungholio
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Shhh...it's not the FED. ..  It's Belgium! 

Thu, 10/02/2014 - 16:36 | 5281803 Drummond
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I might start fishing mussels in fukushima then.

Thu, 10/02/2014 - 16:37 | 5281806 juggalo1
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When is someone going to create the "most squeezed" ETF.  I'm dead serious.  This is a million dollar idea.  Why hasn't this been done yet?

Thu, 10/02/2014 - 17:01 | 5281922 Keltner Channel Surf
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Perhaps a legal issue (?), as I suspect Procter & Gamble owns patents on the marketing use of the word "squeeze" after their famous Charmin TV commercials in the 1960s.  (I must be getting old, as I remember the creepy guy in the ad telling shoppers "don't squeeze" ...)

Thu, 10/02/2014 - 16:40 | 5281826 hobopants
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Fed Managed Volatility for the win.

Thu, 10/02/2014 - 16:46 | 5281854 thismarketisrigged
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only in this ''market'' can the s&p beat down fucking 1 percent during the day for a moment and than by days end, it finishes exactly flat.

 

not up 0.25 percent, but fucking flat as a pancake.

 

this shit is amazing to watch, it really is.

Thu, 10/02/2014 - 16:48 | 5281860 Think Like A Crook
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The fact that "uncle" Warren and that pompous ass crooktard Tepper were out telling everyone they were buying equities should make everyones bullshit meter go off charts.

Thu, 10/02/2014 - 16:48 | 5281862 SheepDog-One
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Markets close unch......and the permabulltards go WILD!!

Thu, 10/02/2014 - 16:49 | 5281863 Kreditanstalt
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What a joke...

Thu, 10/02/2014 - 16:52 | 5281878 Keltner Channel Surf
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One fears that we may be in trouble

Diligence needs to redouble

It seems unpropitious

In fact, quite suspicious:

Bankers say “there is no bubble”

Thu, 10/02/2014 - 17:05 | 5281941 Think Like A Crook
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Id be worried if Tepper had used his "nows not the time to be too freaking long" comment. But he was sweating like a pig and telling us to "listen". All signs of masking the truth.

Thu, 10/02/2014 - 17:41 | 5282097 Squid Viscous
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exactly, when the "turd tepper" is bullish it means he's unloading some of his brain-dead positions i.e. SPY's and Q's ... he learned that from GS - masters of deception

Thu, 10/02/2014 - 17:29 | 5282040 Spungo
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Tepper must have the best job in the world. You get free CNBC blowjobs if you agree to say everything is great.

Thu, 10/02/2014 - 17:31 | 5282048 EndOfDayExit
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I dunno. Feels like a controlled descent to me. They want the market to go down *a bit*, to hopefully, cool off the exuberance and instill some fear, but not too much as to not ruin it all. I wish they told us - by how much though. The joy of central planning. From the other hand, if one now expects a 2% short-term yield in 2 years, and no inflation, what is again the point of holding equities at these valuations and a sub-2% div yield? Wouldn't there have to be a sell-off? Yet there is none... The current 3% "sell-off" doesn't count.

Thu, 10/02/2014 - 17:40 | 5282102 JuliaS
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Today was the "middle finger day" - one where the machines were showing off their ability to levitate everything. A multi-ball juggling act. Forget putting the man on the moon, or landing a mars rover. These days the scientists are landing indecies precisely at zero with micro-second precision. Nothing's impossible when they're in charge of reality.

Do not attempt to adjust your stock options. They control the vertical and the horizontal. Welcome to the Twilight Zone!

Thu, 10/02/2014 - 18:02 | 5282191 Conax
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Gold flatlined while silver slipped.

They have an endless supply of banana peels.

or maybe silver slippers.

Thu, 10/02/2014 - 19:43 | 5282509 sidiji
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I saw some pretty high volume on the bounce back up, not sure what you were looking at.

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