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JPMorgan Admits Massive Data Breach - 76 Million Households, 7 Million Businesses Compromised
JPMorgan Chase has issued a statement confirming that a cyber-attack against the bank's Chase.com and JPMorganOnline.com websites on October 2nd breaches customer data:
- *JPMORGAN: COMPROMISED DATA IMPACTS ABOUT 76M HOUSEHOLDS, 7M SMALL BUSINESSES
- *JPMORGAN HASN'T SEEN UNUSUAL CUSTOMER FRAUD RELATED TO INCIDENT
The bank noted it is cooperating with government agencies on their investigations.
Full JPMorgan Statement:
On October 2, 2014, JPMorgan Chase & Co. (“JPMorgan Chase” or the “Firm”) updated information for its customers, on its Chase.com and JPMorganOnline websites and on the Chase and J.P. Morgan mobile applications, about the previously disclosed cyberattack against the Firm. The Firm disclosed that:
- User contact information – name, address, phone number and email address – and internal JPMorgan Chase information relating to such users have been compromised.
- The compromised data impacts approximately 76 million households and 7 million small businesses.
- However, there is no evidence that account information for such affected customers – account numbers, passwords, user IDs, dates of birth or Social Security numbers – was compromised during this attack.
- As of such date, the Firm continues not to have seen any unusual customer fraud related to this incident.
- JPMorgan Chase customers are not liable for unauthorized transactions on their account that they promptly alert the Firm to.
The Firm continues to vigilantly monitor the situation and is continuing to investigate the matter. In addition, the Firm is fully cooperating with government agencies in connection with their investigations.
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76 million households and 7 million businesses sure sounds a whole lot like... everyone!
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It gets worse... As The NY Times reports,
By the time JPMorgan first suspected the breach in late July, hackers had already “rooted” more than 90 computer servers– hacker-speak for gaining the highest level of privilege to those machines– according to several people briefed on the results of the bank’s forensics investigation who were not allowed to discuss it publicly.
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More disturbing still, these people say, hackers made off with a list of the applications and programs that run on every standard JPMorgan computer– a hacker’s roadmap of sorts– which hackers could cross check with known vulnerabilities in each program and web application, in search of an entry point back into the bank’s systems.
These people said it would take months for the bank to swap out its programs and applications and renegotiate licensing deals with its technology suppliers, leaving hackers plenty of time to mine the bank’s systems for unpatched, or undiscovered, vulnerabilities that would allow them reentry into JPMorgan’s systems.
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*JPMORGAN HASN'T SEEN UNUSUAL CUSTOMER FRAUD RELATED TO INCIDENT
No, just the usual kind.
What the fuck. Let's just put all our records on-line. Make things ever so much easier. Nah, don't worry, it's secure. Now, about your medical history including recovery programs, SSDI's, pain killers, your employment records, details of your accounts everywhere. Why, we'll even give you an implanted chip to wear so you won't leave home without it!
PS to Fred. Note they said "customer fraud". Nope, didn't see any of our clients committing fraud now, did we?
See, they're tellin' the troof!
Nothin 'a bit of campaign contributions can't cover.
Putin and Assad did it. Iran helped too. /s
... and not to forget Chinese Hackers.
I thought they were Syrian this week?
In other news, JP Morgan sells 76 million users information to the highest data miner bidder......
We don't like JP Morgan. We think you should buy physical silver and Bitcoin instead.
Bitcoin sucks because it can be hacked
Banks are awesome because they can not be hacked
Oh wait
So Jaime sold a password for some extra cash?
That's why he is richer than you!
That's why he's got throat cancer.
Quick - let's bomb some foreigners!
The EBT FSA just got hacked.
This is going to get real, real quick.
Finish your preps.
I bet that 14 year-old protester for democracy in HK is behind all these hacks with Iran and Russian backing and Cuban financing.
It's obvious, right?
We know that Bitcoin cannot be hacked.
Bitcoin hasn't been hacked.
A few systems intended to hold or trade Bitcoin have been hacked.
Not that truth matters...
So if the system gets hacked and you lose access to your Bitcoins it's all good?
Shouldn't have jailed that programmer. The rest of them got pissed off. Oh, hang on. That was The Squid. And only The Squid. As far as I know.
Nup. Still don't buy it.
Hooooooooowwww convenient.
A dog ate, I mean hacked, my bank account.
This must be the work of Khorasan! To the drone mobile!!
If 18 actresses can sue Google for $100,000,000 for the Fappening, JPM should be good for $422,222,222,222,222 for this one.
I swear I had nothing to do with it...this time.
We thought that was pretty funny fuu.
One good breach deserves another.
In calculating that number, did you use...derivatives?
No worries, I'm sure ApPlEpAy will be sooooo much more secure!
The bank noted it is cooperating with government agencies on their investigations.
What a load of crap...they were cooperating with the govt (NSA) all along on this, and now that th govt got all the data they need, they disperse it all over on purpose for everyone else to use.
The govt will always bail out the banks because they NEED the banks help to track its citizens....but of course, this financial data is only useful in an economy with paper money.
And what happens tomorrow?? JPM shares will close will close up $2.16 to 61 bucks
Im afraid its more sinister than that, they know no who, where and what you spend money on. It will make political persecutions more efficient.
Frankly, at this stage of history if you willingly hand your money over to JPM, what you are saying is: Here, take this, I don't want it anymore.
Mt.gox hackers did it ... or JPMorgan did it itself for fresh printing money !!!
Oh and yeah, and computers are jinxed.
Just the usual kornholing from the JPM banksters, nothing 'unusual' to report.
Just prepping everyone to be corzined.
A dog ate your, I mean hacked your bank account.
If some hacker is stealing from my JPM acct., how is JPM going to steal it?
Well you have to give it to them first, then it's easy.
Stan now more than ever you have to understand the importance of saving money, money, money...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4TlPo0yCSa4
I can see it now: A hacker will hack everyone's JPM account and put all the loot in his ... JPM account!
Hmmmmmm, be on the look out for any suspicious rises in the price of Bitcoin.
:P
Relax, it's only half the population:
United States Households: 117,538,000 (2009)
The other half are on the sub-prime database which wasn't worth stealing.
Well done, hackers. Well done.
Sure is inevitable.
I was in the business of network security for 10 years.
Lot's of lax patching at my customers businesses, and at least in my firm it was, "This is McDonalds" - just take their money, the usual baby boomer ceo greed destroying our country, and of course the sick office politics of narcissism and crony fuck ups - suck ups, glad I am gone.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gresham%27s_law
What a fucking joke. - Data Rights for the People I Say!
Glad I do not do business with this company on principle.
Wish I didn't, bastards bought my mortgage.
Better yet, don't do business with any bank. If you absolutely must do so, use a local credit union.
Better off holding cash and some PM's.
Sit outside the system until this fucker implodes.
Nothing to worry about, it's not airborn!
But the food stamp program is safe right? It's not like a matter of national security or anything? /sarc/
Oh fuck.
Forgot the EBolaT crew is gonna be pissed.
breach..i thought their data automatically went to israel via NSA?
what? two people disagree? i just inherited a house, it's still going through paperwork etc. but when i went through the border last week, the border guard told me i owned a house. it's not even legal yet. the deeds are still on the conveyor belt!
Oh, well that's just great.
"In addition, the Firm is fully cooperating with government agencies in connection with their investigations."
We even promised the director of the agency a VP position in compliance at JPM to commence in 2015 to ensure his/her attention to this matter.
They say they were breached, but JPM just needed to raid a few thousand of its customers' bank accounts.
Kind of obvious we have become a third world country. No rule of law, ebola, identity theft, etc.
It's that fundamental change that the Obama voters were hoping for.
Well if these cocksuckerz are being as forthright as they were when disclosing the London Whale losses, then we know JPM and this breach is fucked.
Anybody doing business with a TBTF bank deserves exactly what they get. WTF? Are you a complete moron?
JPM probably sold all the data for a couple billion and just blamed it on a hack.....who is there to call them on it? Prezdent Jamie?
We will probably buy our information back from one of those on line marketers who sell stuff like that to fill up our spam folders.
On the other token, take a look at your driver's license to remind yourself of your own identity, there may be a few more of you walking around soon. :)
Here's JPM INVENTING some breach never happened, so when the crash centrally triggered, they would blame BREACHES from russians or chinese or aliens
There was no breach, none, zero, zilch.
They are just preparing people mentally about the crash which is being planned out.
You are thinking along my lines of thought now. (Or vice versa). Ive thought the "end" will be we wake up, all financial transactions/accts are frozen due to a cyberattack. Which will of course be blamed on the russians/chinese. There is only 1 way to "restore" your financial identity. You have to prove who u are, and I dont mean by confirming your as it were "stolen" address and SSN cult number.
JPM?
Again?
they've committed about every atrocity under the sun
but The Golfer says otherwise -
“JPMorgan is one of the best-managed banks there is. Jamie Dimon, the head of it, is one of the smartest bankers we got and they still lost $2 billion and counting,” the president said. “We don’t know all the details. It’s going to be investigated, but this is why we passed Wall Street reform.”
http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/politics/2012/05/obama-jpmorgan-is-one-of-th...
How likely is it if you were working at Subway and the till came up $50 short the manager would say you're the best and praise you? Nah, anyone doing that would be fired on the spot, but JPM gets White House cuff links all around for losing $2 billion.
at one time dimon was on the board of directors for the New York Federal Reserve Bank
the stench is overpowering
Calling-in an "airstrike" on there own location is classic last ditch defense effort when all hope is lost!!!
That's why Im richer than you
-Jamie Dimon
Mr Regulator,
Those records are 'safely' held in 3rd party hands. I walk away with $1billion + immunity when the whole house of cards come down ... or they might no longer be 'safe'.
capiche?
jamie dimon
JPMORGAN HASN'T SEEN UNUSUAL CUSTOMER FRAUD RELATED TO INCIDENT
well, duh ... the body still twitching
the breach occurred TODAY
I thought it meant that only JPM was using it to commit fraud.
Just an excuse and false flag to tell all their customers that they can't withdraw their money because we don't have any.
Honestly all the money must have been stolen. Sounds like MT Gox
Expecting JP Morgan to see any fraud is like waiting for the sun to burn out.
Dimon will pay
next time jamie and eric holder golf
holder: Drinks are on you! ...
Is Corzine working at JPM these days?
Hmmm, a virus with a 50% mortality rate and a database containing the details of 50% of the population. Coincidence?
Gimmie a fucking break... this is no accident or data breach. TPTB are doing this shit on purpose to implement more draconian controls over transactions.
TPTB will pay the security/safety card, which gives them much more control over YOU.
Methinks it was JP Morgan themselves who hacked in- to provide to their confederates the details.
The bank themselves would be claim innocence and no liability.IUf any liability of course the American tax payer will pay. The Demon in charge will ensure
The confederates would then use the information as and when required to raid accounts etc. The actual information taken out will not be disclosed of course.
See my page 1 comment.
76 million? That is about every household in the US with a JP Morgan Chase account, yes?!? If it were 5 million, that is one thing, but I just cancelled all my Chase credit cards, deleted online access, and minimized my bank balance. You would be a FOOL to do anything less. They have FAILED !!
Yeah this one should be interesting to watch unfold. We all know what the official story is depending whose mouth it is uttered from is going to be bullshit.
These companies are selling consumer data on the black market, plain & simple!
I did not buy that 79" 4K TV on my Chase card!
So 76,000,000 house holds
x 2.6 (average number of people per household)
= 197,000,000 people...
...
318,000,000 people in USA
so about 62% of population...
Hmmm
Re: FSA
Shopping spree for me, it wasn't me who made those charges! LOL
Just another example of " gods work "
Time to go back to a gold backed cash economy. Fuck a bunch of "digits".
If you like your money, ... too late.
* caugh* caugh
Signed,
Jamie Dimon
So. Basically JPMorgan has a database on everyone in America?
Nothing to worry about
CDC has everything under control
Doctors & Hospitals say everything is under control
JP has everything under control
Good thing NSA records every 01000101011101100110010101110010011110010111010001101000011010010110111001100111
Thing ( thats thing in binary )
Should track it easy.
Yeah, well track my binary cancellation of all Chase accounts......times thousands. That should get their attention.
Now that's funny! Thanks for some good news. I feel better already! Can't wait for the collapse to rend it's way through this fucked up FIRE economy. Vengeance is mine!
It's preposterous to think that the only thing the hackers got was names and addresses. There is NO reason for JPM to store that information separately and by itself. They may not have gotten online banking or credit card numbers, but it is very likely the 76 million names have other data in this kind of 'person file' such as income, FICO score, age, etc. JPM would use this to solicit new credit cards, to 'sell' it to telemarketers, etc.
You really think the damage control spin meisters are going to tell you that if it is the case? They are going to downplay it as much as possible in the bank's favor. That is what they do. That they even admited this is much it is only because they are trying to front run irate customers from making a wholesale exodus to other places in case that information gets used in a manner detrimental to their clients along with liability issues.
If you had a decentralized digital banking accounts and payment processing system patterned on block ledger technology that things like bitcoin are built on you wouldn't have these problems on a large scale to begin with.
FYI, Chase is not sending you to an "extra" representative when you call to cancel your credit card. The first person does it, without hesitation, and reads the disclaimer faster than I have ever heard it. They are clearly swamped and do not have the staffing to berate us with 'carrots' to stay. This is big.
I thought JP Morgan's RMBS were the customer fraud.
That's it.
That's how the final and biggest coup of the globalists could be conducted: blame it on some hackers.
Sounds like the SEC should shut them down, unless they are just as corrupt and incompetant. And if they didn't know about this, it's then obvious JP Morgan and the SEC could both be the most incompetant company and entity in the history of the world.
This will be how JP Morgue gets away with everyones money when SHF. See the hackers got it, we can't find it.....
"the bank noted it is now and has been a government agency for a long time now with multiple CIA on the board of directors"
fixed it
haven't the hackers left any notes in cyrillic? like "I was here. Putin".