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How To Protect Yourself Against Ebola
This week saw the first confirmed case of Ebola virus within the United States, the latest development in an outbreak that has already claimed over 3,000 lives.
Here are some ways you can protect yourself against this deadly disease:
Boil all bodily fluids before consumption.
Regularly examine your DNA under an electron microscope for any indication that Ebola has attached itself to your cell membranes.
Recognize the symptoms of Ebola, which include fever, chills, and developing symptoms too late to do anything about them.
Cover the nose and mouth of Ebola patients when they sneeze to avoid spreading germs.
Avoid eating bat soup, which is actually pretty sound advice whether there’s an ongoing Ebola outbreak or not.
Ebola can only be spread once patients are symptomatic, so if you believe you’ve been exposed, get all your errands and public trips out of the way before your symptoms start showing.
Be sure to stay up to date on developments by signing up for the official CDC phone tree.
Try being born one of the 15 percent of rural Gabonese citizens with natural immunity to the virus.
Give billions of dollars to pharmaceutical companies.
If you see a suspicious-looking filamentous virus particle roughly one micron in length, stay away.
Continue following lifelong plan of avoiding Dallas, TX at all costs.
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Humor? Maybe. But is it any less odd than the government's approach - "Don't worry about it"
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lmao
bugging in...or out
that'll save ya...
the onion...we are so doomed...
I continue to have visions of Obama as the three monkeys - hear no evil, see no evil, speak no evil and keep thinking the damn monkey pox is going to shock the gene pool, wtf. Plus, there's the movie "12 monkeys" .....
Now you know what the term Eat shit and die means
gosh, everybody knows that the only way to inoculate yourself against Obama-olo is to ingest at least 16 ounces of fruit bat semen, and then to lay out on an ice drift off the 57th state with a stranded faggot polar bear and allow the global warming UV to sanitize your soon to CORPZman carcass while you wait for the doctor you like and the health insurance plan you can keep.
The only way to save yourself is to increase your capacity to heal.
Smack those mosquitoes before they bite, and preferably not on your skin.
many RNA viruses are transmitted by insects, like Dengue and Yellow Fever for example, members of Flavivirus genus of RNA viruses, so it is not like viruses cant travel up and down the probosces of a mosquito.
That seems a reasonable, if frightening, concern.
A quick recap of my research so far. What to do if you contract the virus:
- Drink regular and large amounts of ORS (Oral Rehydration Solution) as soon as the diarrhea starts; this will prevent you from dying of dehydration before your immune system gets to kill the virus. Vomiting should not deter you from continuing with the ORS (just pause for 5-10 minutes, then carry on). See here.
- Flood (as early as possible) your body with constant high volumes of Vitamin C (20'000 - 500'000 mg per day), either intravenously or orally (liposomal delivery), which was proven to effectively combat any virus infection. It will prevent you from dying of scurvy before your immune system gets to kill the virus. See Linus Pauling and this and this.
And keep in mind:
- If this is indeed a bioterror attack by TBTB (which it likely is), it means there is an easy way to survive it. Vitamin C and rehydration are key.
- It's not actually the virus that kills people per-say, it is dehydration or Vitamin C depletion (scurvy).
- The LAST thing to do (as in, the thing NEVER to do) is to report your illness / go to the hospital/doctor.
- Please don't take my word for it, do your own research.
By following this simple advice you'll most likely survive, and need not worry.
I prefer Living on a Prayer lol... Wasnt there a song....
This is the shit Dick ''heartless'' Cheney was talking about! "this decade will not end before America will face another grave situation of terrorism." Ebola being lab manufactured!!! The murals at DENVER INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT now make sense!
If infected by a known Ebola carrier, infer that you have several hundred million Dollars to invest. Pass it on to as many Banksters as you can.
They forget:
Buy power washer & use with reckless abandon cleaning up Ebola victims' vomit while wearing HazMat suit with sleeves rolled up to elbows and open face mask.
>2500 PSI makes for a really good posterior/internal cleansing :-)
and oh, gee.. maybe there is some kind of connection between the "mystery virus" and this Obama-olo thing.
Hmm.. O'bamolo..... maybe even a link to the potato famine?
HEY! What happened to the article about Greenspan saying China was hoarding gold and all the comments?
http://www.foreignaffairs.com/articles/142114/alan-greenspan/golden-rule is where the article is but all the amazing ZH stuff GONE! Like the turkey that movie about Ralphie and the BB gun.
It is gone? My comment for my part GONE.
China ;)? You know...them? Putin?
Who owns this place and directs deletions?
Direct me to the board that can discuss who runs Zero Hedge, DO IT QUICK!!!
Who owns this place and directs deletions?
Direct me to the board that can discuss who runs Zero Hedge, DO IT QUICK!!!
These are'nt the droids you're looking for.....
Engrish not their first language. Check.
Nut up! Quickly! Which interest group?
it seems plain to me.
Snowden went from HK to Russia.
Which one owns ZH?
Israel is open season round these parts. It isn't them, IMO.
[yes, this is my personal supernova, adios chingados]
But please give a brother a fucking guess!
China, motherfuckers.
The ChiComs own this site, likely invisible to their own.
Tyler is nothing but some (number of) douchebag(s) sucking up to the Central Committee.
Banksterium was my finest moment! Fuck you all (except the good people who are all asleep apparently. Not even one fucking guess?).
Son, I am disappoint (I have always loved that meme).
OUT.
SockPuppet, you such a Slider!
You so FLY.
Shit ain't funny,
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/10/04/newark-ebola-united-flight-cdc_...
The things I do to get a comment in on the first page ...
A couple of months back there were stories about nan-silver, a form colloidal silver (no I am not trolling product placements).
Colloidal Silver helps me with sinus infections. It is anti-microbial, but a virus, like ebola, is not a microbe, it's just a strand of entropic DNA wrapped in some kind of sheath.
There is this PPT alleging the US has tested a nano silver solution and that it does, if the document, all em-blazed with defense department logos, from the Defense Threat Reduction Agency (never heard of DTRA before - DC has more than ebola to worry about, the natives are restless). At DTRT is an index list of ebola related grants and studies.
It's difficult to threat between science and marketing these days, it almost like every researcher is doing shopped instead of "pure" research. And the articles about the silver / ebola stuff always seem to be published on a site that sells the silver remedies. And that information always shows at the top of the search indexes. Have not tried it with Yandex , and the site I frequented for my little quant forays into forward or predictive pricing, SCIRUS.ORG, in no longer around.
A summary from the article linking to the DTRA silver / ebola study says this:
The presentation reports on research into the effectiveness of silver nanoparticles in rendering hemorrhagic fever viruses like Ebola ineffective. The study was carried out using cell cultures, and a number of viruses and virus-like particles. It seemed to indicate that when the silver nanoparticles penetrated into cells along with the virus in sufficient quantities, they were effective at preventing the virus from being active once the cell had been exposed.
THere were a plethora of index listings saying the US and WHO were going to test the effectiveness of suspended silver against ebola in nigeria. And, on September 14, 2014 The National Science Foundation issued a warning to the author of the cited for the quote above.
So who are we to believe, the FDA that promotes swinging door policies allowing FDA staff to fetch top drawer jobs at Big Pharma Snake Oil Manufacturers. THE FDA APPROVED TAMOXIFEN FOR CANCER. Later, in pier reviewed studies, the Lancet shreds Tamoxifen concluding that Tamoxifen offered no therapeutic benefit, but did increase the risk of developing several other kinds of cancer (see here, here, and here). Kick backs and rebates explain a lot.
And just as easily as WHO and US were readying to test the suspended silver remedies for ebola, the tests are stopped followed by nay nays. Wondering why, well I was one of the 4 viewers watvching CNBC yesterday when the fabulous furry talking heads announced with some glee it might move markets above the 50 day, that GlaxoSmithKline Plc had developed an Ebola vaccine. It was fast tracked just in the nick of time Wow, were all be saved now, well except for one of many news items couple of years back talking about how a ship full of sailors contracted swine flu after being dosed with an FDA approved H1N1 vaccine.
There's a snake oil carney barker inside of every big pharma exec's soul.
That's good news!..no, bad?...NO WAIT! Good??? oh I give up... what is it? Aaaahhh GOD!!! That is the answer! It's GOD who saves!!!
Damn, this was funnier than the article that was supposed to be funny. +1000
yeah maybe my boat won't be sinking afterall...
/buging_out
GLAD TO SEE SOMEONE ELSE BUILT AN ARK BEFORE IT STARTED RAINING...
#SEEYA!
This is WAY better advice than anything coming out of the CDC (I would add DHS, but since DHS has no business even existing I don't want to acknowledge that they might be saying anything about the outbreak). Maybe the Onion should be put in charge of controlling this outbreak.
Do you know what the terror threat alert is right now? Yellow? Orange? I know it never goes below the halfway mark.
It's kind of a chartreuse atm.
We should always be at LEAST a little edgy.
http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Peace/2014/10/03/Top-Ebola-Virologist-Liberia-s-Airport-Checks-Useless-a-Disaster-Due-to-Lack-of-Training
FI EAT MY BAT SOUP WHENEVER I WANT!!! YOU CAN'T STOP ME!!!
But I'll keep a eye out for filamous viruses and I'll warn you if I see any...
Sound advise...
EBOLA - AN UNPLEASANT WAY TO DIE.
Call President Obola (202) 456-1111 - demand we stop all flights & travel from AFRICA.
Copied without permission from _The Hot Zone_, by Richard Preston.
Ebola Zaire attacks every organ and tissue in the human body except skeletal muscle and bone. It is a perfect parasite because it transforms virtually every part of the body into a digested slime of virus particles. The seven mysterious proteins that, assembled together, make up the Ebola-virus particle, work as a relentless machine, a molecular shark, and they consume the body as the virus makes copies of itself. Small blood clots begin to appear in the bloodstream, and the blood thickens and slows, and clots begin to stick to the walls of blood vessels. This is known as pavementing, because the clots fit together in a mosaic. The mosaic thickens and throws more clots, and the clots drift through the bloodstream into the small capillaries, where they get stuck. This shuts off the blood supply to various parts of the body, causing dead spots to appear in the brain, liver, kidneys, lungs, intestines, testicles, breast tissue (of men as well as women), and all through the skin. The skin develops red spots, called petechiae, which are hemorrhages under the skin. Ebola attacks connective tissue with particular ferocity; it multiplies in collegen, the chief constituent protein of the tissue that holds the organs together. (The seven Ebola proteins somehow chew up the body's structural proteins.) In this way, collagen in the body turns to mush, and the under layers of the skin die and liquefy. The skin bubbles up into a sea of tiny white blisters mixed with red spots known as a maculopapular rash. This rash has been likened to tapioca pudding. Spontaneous rips appear in the skin, and hemmoraghic blood pours from the rips. The red spots on the skin grow and spread and merge to become huge, spontaneous bruises, and the skin goes soft and pulpy, and can tear off if it is touched with any kind of pressure. Your mouth bleeds, and you bleed around your teeth, and you may have hemorrhages from the salivary glands -- literally every opening in the body bleeds, no matter how small. The surface if the tongue turns brilliant red and the sloughs off, and is swallowed or spat out. It is said to be extraordinarily painful to lose the surface of one's tongue. The tongue's skin may be torn off during rushes of the black vomit. The back of the throat and the lining of the wind pipe may also slough off, and the dead tissue slides down the windpipe into the lungs or is coughed up with sputum. Your heart bleeds into itself; the heart muscle softens and has hemorrhages into its chambers, and blood squeezes out of the heart muscle as the heart beats, and it floods the chest cavity.
The brain becomes clogged with dead blood cells, a conditions known as sludging of the brain. Ebola attacks the lining of the eyeball, and the eyeballs may fill up with blood: you may go blind. Droplets of blood stand out on the eyelids: you may weep blood. The blood runs from your eyes down your cheeks and refuses to coagulate. You may have a hemispherical stroke, in which one whole side of the body is paralyzed, which is invariably fatal in a case of Ebola. Even while the body's internal organs are becoming plugged with coagulated blood, the blood that streams out of the body cannot clot; it resembles whey being squeezed out of curds. The blood has been stripped of its clotting factors. If you put the runny Ebola blood in a test tube and look at it, you see that the blood is destroyed. Its red cells are broken and dead. The blood looks as if it has been buzzed in an electric blender.
Ebola kills a great deal of tissue while the host is still alive. It triggers a creeping, spotty necrosis that spreads through all the internal organs. The liver bulges up and turns yellow, begins to liquefy, and then it cracks apart. The cracks run across the liver and deep inside it, and the liver completely dies and goes putrid. The kidneys becomes jammed with blood clots and dead cells, and cease functioning. As the kidneys fail, the blood becomes toxic with urine. The spleen turns into a single huge, hard blood clot the size of a baseball. The intestines may fill up completely with blood. The lining of the gut dies and sloughs off into the bowels and is defecated along with large amounts of blood. In men, the testicles bloat up and turns black-and-blue, the semen goes hot with Ebola, and the nipples may bleed. In women, the labia turn blue, livid, and protrusive, and there may be massive vaginal bleeding. The virus is a catastrophe for a pregnant woman: the child is aborted spontaneously and is usually infected with Ebola virus, born with red eyes and a bloody nose.
Ebola destroys the brain more thoroughly than does Marburg, and Ebola victims often go into epileptic convulsions during the final stage. The convulsions are generalized grand mal seizures -- the whole body twitches and shakes, the arms and legs thrash around, and the eyes, sometimes bloody, roll up into the head. The tremors and convulsions of the patient may smear or splatter blood around. Possibly this epileptic splashing of blood is one of Ebola's strategies for success -- it makes the victim go into a flurry of seizures as he dies, spreading blood all over the place, thus giving the virus a chance to jump to a new host -- a kind of transmission through smearing.
Ebola (and Marburg) multiplies so rapidly and powerfully that the body's infected cells become crystal-like blocks of packed virus particles. These crystal are broods of virus getting ready to hatch from the cell. They are known as bricks. The bricks, or crystals, first appear near the center of the cell and then migrate towards the surface. As a crystal reaches a cell wall, it disintegrates into hundreds of individual virus particles, and the broodlings push through the cell wall like hair and float away in the bloodstream of the host. The hatched Ebola particles cling to cells everywhere in the body, and get inside them, and continue to multiply. It keeps on multiplying until areas of tissue all through the body are filled with crystalloids, which hatch, and more Ebola particles drift into the bloodstream, and the amplification continues inexorably until a droplet of the hosts blood can contain a hundred million individual particles.
After death, the cadaver suddenly deteriorates: the internal organs, having been dead or partially dead for days, have already begun to dissolve, and a sort of shock-related meltdown occurs. The corpse's connective tissue, skin, and organs, already peppered with dead spots, heated by fever, and damaged by shock, begin to liquefy, and the fluids that leak from the cadaver are saturated with Ebola-virus particles.
Jesus.
I need a drink.
There goes the ass to mouth porn.....
I'll never eat tapioca again..ever.
Or bat kabobs.
Damn.
And they say there's no proof for intelligent design.
FOR THE THEISTS - God calls dibs on justice.
FOR THE ATHEISTS - The monolith just revoked our charter.
Isn't Ebola a man made thing? If so sounds more like unintelligent design
What do you expect from a species that once they discover nuclear energy, they make a bomb...
Holy shit! What a nasty way to die!
...not if you live in Las Vegas...
I can see a Hollywood movie script in here.
OR a new Reality series.
'SURVIVOR...EBOLA'
which is better than..
SURVIVOR...ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE
The Walking Dead Reality Show, coming to a city near you soon.
I'd prefer the zombies, honestly.
I was kidding in a very black humour way however, my partner works in the film industry and this was "bounced around" in the last 2 days. Not kidding at all.
Now I need a drink.
Ebola: Tests in DC & Georgia jail, friend of Dallas victim tracked, now 4000 US troops to Africa
http://wtfrly.com/2014/10/03/ebola-tests-dc-georgia-jail-friend-of-dalla...
Eugenics crowd needs more virus hosts to bring back, project not moving along fast enough
Hey Stink - what...no fucking pictures?
My God....
A bit like the wicked witch in The Wizard of Oz when Dorothy throws the water on her.
That last thing, everything liquifying? That doesn't happen. Preston took some artistic license.
However, it is a painful and unpleasant way to die.
And here's me thinking Ebola was something serious, thanks for the clarification, obviously the authorities knew this all along and that's why they are not too concerned about it spreading.
Hello, Mr. Dimon, I want to personally thank you for my $4.32 settlement payment for "mortgage abuses",
I am thinking I could just drop by your office and liquify, during my seizure and blood smearing stage, what say you bub?
if there is a major outbreak in the usa i hope those maggots at the cdc are the first to go
good way to die - go to cdc
Pop a bunch of aspirin and drop in on Wall Street, just wait casually in the lobby, lick the door handles and turnstiles in the security gates, shake hands with people, backslap, leave used kleenex around, whatever. Or maybe take a trip up to the Hamptons, hang with the locals, use public restrooms....
"lick the door handles and turnstiles in the security gates"
I know just the guy for that job. Fonestar.
Go to DC and repeat
They have 160,000 hazmat suits and tons of stockpiled drugs. They are the only ones who are sure to be untouched.
those suits ain't gonna do shit. every sick doctor and nurse was wearing one. that reporter was wearing one. a quote: “At one point he was trying to help decontaminate a car. He had most of the protective gear on, but he thinks something might have splashed on his body at that point. That’s one possibility, but really, one doesn’t know fully,” Diana said...
THis ebola v.2. airborn but they don't admit it. They need to sleep in this suits...
i just heard that 150 people PER DAY enter the usa from west africa. 150 PER FREAKING DAY!
Actually, the number is closer to 500+ per day according to the chart in the link below:
http://currents.plos.org/outbreaks/files/2014/08/ebolatrafficconnections...
http://currents.plos.org/outbreaks/article/assessing-the-international-s...
The suits only weigh 2 pounds, not thick enough for repeated decontamination procedures.
These are 'run as fast as you can' suits.
<should have an orange bullseye on the back>
Which explains why O'bozo won't stop the flights.
Infected, not infected, it's all good.
He risked his life to decontaminate a 1974 Nissan Sunny. I hope it was worth it.
And thats if they dont already have a cure for thier "patented" disease.
Way to avoid Ebola #12: Stop having sex with infected fruit bats before you eat them.
The CDC has determined your gastric juices will kill the virus, while the epithelial cells of your urethra may not. If you must have sex with a bat, please wear protection, as it is no longer your life at stake.
Stock up and prepare to shelter in place for 6 months.
Meh.
I'll double your Meh, and call you.
Newton did it (some say for 5 years)...and we got Calculus and Physics. Maybe with the internet (as long as some bots keep it going)...but otherwise its not good.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plague_doctor
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Isaac_Newton
You should also put bread bags on your feet.
Howard Hughes was onto something. Also don't take any visitors, cut your fingernails or hair or wear any clothing. Remain a recluse for a year, repeat 30 more times.
Howard did not die of ebola so I suppose that qualifies as supprting evidence of your theory.
Tip # 1 - Buy a bubble
Well, the Fed will be fine then...
Ebola can be stopped by keeping your body highly alkaline and taking specific things that target the virus and stop it's replication: http://www.thehealingfrequency.com/ebola-virus-outbreak-can/
Everyone knows that you knucklehead!
Fuck. All.That.
I'm going with extremely high blood alcohol levels if this shit hits me. Heroic levels.
Then I'm visiting all the local government agencies, city/state/fed within a 200 mile radius, seeking help, of course.
Actively and up close like.
This ship won't go down alone.
Promise.
Would you please include a visit to the White House and Wall Street on your Ebola visitation list ?
I always drank on planes anyway, but now I am going to double the drinking amounts and start rubbing my face with hard alcohol and gargling with it while on the planes as well.
I expect to be very popular with my traveling companions...
Bottom's up !
I will go with you, provided we can stop by Corzine's house on the way and spit on his dinner.
"Fuck. All.That.
I'm going with extremely high blood alcohol levels if this shit hits me. Heroic levels."
+1,000
Xanadu_Doo agrees and is two steps ahead of you.
WOOT - WOOT
Everyone chill. This is nothing an MRAP and a US school district owned drone can't solve.
I have a far FAR greater risk of being beaten and kicked to death in any black urban neighborhood than contracting Ebolia EVER. Oh, don't forget that the polling indicates that 78% of Merikans support Obama's bombing of Syria.
No kidding about that 78%. Some of my left of the left friends are frothing over this one. When I point out this isn't any different than the Bush wars...they just don't get it.
Remember kids always wear a condom.
Additional Tip:
Wash your scissors frequently and avoid touching your eyes, nose, or mouth with the sharp scissor points.
The Onion for the win.
At least they have a publically stated approach that doesn't sound like CYA bullshit.
When any sheep on the awakening fence needs a kick in the head just give them this comparison now that they can foresee their impending death in America...
1. The US Government says that you, as a citizen, are not free to travel and must give up your rights and submit to sexual assault for your safety in order to have this right whenever they deem it necessary
2. The US government also says Ebola is free to travel as unchecked baggage on anyone coming into your country to kill you and that they are powerless to restrict its right to travel
Ebola is virus and some strains have been patented by the government*. You are allegedly a valuable human resource and asset of the corporate government. The government is granting the virus more freedom and rights than you. And they are treating it as having more value than you.
Are you f*cking awake yet you stupid moron?
(FYI: Make the insult as customized and personally offensive as possible in order to force them to slam the last vestiges of their cognitive dissonance through the wall and break on through to the other side)
*http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2014-10-02/payrolls-preview-goldman-warns-...
If this version fails they will find another.
Please. (drink #2 and I see suspicious behavior everywhere now.) I think my cat just brought in a mouse plus I live on a bat freeway.
My cats used to sit on top of my Camaro and catch bats; bring them in an let them go in my bedroom for "playtime". At 2 am or so. Fun fun. No more bat soup for me.
Are my cats "assets"?
+1 for having a Camaro
That would depend on what year.
Old ones were awesome.
Any with the sideways 6 cylinder engines, not so much.
The good news is: I no longer will have to take a Baby Asprin 2x Daily.
It will be easy to piss people off this halloween. O boy!
Hey, a pretty fair percentage of public rest room visitors don't wash their hands, and I'm gonna get myself twisted into a knot over this?
my pecker is a lot more cleaner than anything else in a public restroom. that is the only thing i am touching in a public restroom. i know where my pecker has been. your's is another matter and you just touched the sink, faucet, flush handle, counter, towel dispenser and the door.
BINGO! I've always thought the same thing.
I wash my hands before I piss.
Sound advice from ZH
You might also consider
Official (?)
http://www.washingtonsblog.com/2014/10/center-infectious-disease-researc...
The time to panic is before the Titanic has left the harbour .See
http://andreswhy.blogspot.com/2014/08/ebola-friendly-reaper_6.html
If the Triffids don't get you, Ebola will : seehttp://andreswhy.blogspot.com/2014/08/deader-guide-to-ebola.html
Plants have been breeding humans . See
http://andreswhy.blogspot.com/2011/05/ebola-and-chocolate.html
Further examples of the Plant-Herbivore Wars :
http://andreswhy.blogspot.com/2011/04/garlic-and-plant-herbivore-wars.html
http://andreswhy.blogspot.com/2013/07/rabies-alzheimers-and-formic-acid.... Notice the cute trick to penetrate skin barriers . Reminiscent of hemorrhagic diseases like Ebola and Especially SuperEbola .
SuperEbola is Ebola on steroids , then add some . The Fifth Horseman on a Harley ! : see
http://andreswhy.blogspot.com/2013/01/training-immune-system.html
for the desperate . : See
http://andreswhy.blogspot.com/2006/03/training-immune.html
Good luck !
Christ, yet another blog pimp. Why doncha pay Google for some visibility, you cheap mother fucker.
One link, ok but you're a shameless whore.
Morality of people already financially repressed is at a low. Not good to have banksters placed above the law. In case anyone needs to know the names of the most criminal bankers that have stolen the most from the human race, taken over the United States of America and turned the world to shit they are Loyd Blankfein, the Rothschild's and Jamie Dimon.
Those 4000 troops might be of more use in Dallas right now.
How do you keep those 4,000 troops from dating those young and pretty Liberian girls ? Send in the Secret Service !
Aw c'mon, this has to be an Onion article or somethin'.
Oh, wait, this time it actually is!
I wish they would stop with the 3000 killed lie. The WHO has already stated in thier own reports that the deaths have already surpassed 20k when accounting for underreporting. The 2000 deaths are the ones that have been catalogued.
True deaths may already be close to 50k. I don't think anyone has volunteered to count bloody skeletons on the street.
Can we neutron bomb Africa already? The continent that supposedly birthed the human race was always going to kill it. That is why the smart ones left.
I don't recall WHO stating that. Link?
Obama brings in Enterovirus in by train from the open border to the South and Ebola gets air mailed in.
http://www.globalresearch.ca/obamas-war-on-ebola-or-war-for-oil-sending-3000-troops-to-african-ebola-areas-that-happen-to-export-oil-to-china/5406142
Sheesh almighty. Seems the victims of this died/are dying on untapped oil.
Again, a big head scratcher on the down votes. Who knows what the truth is but I appreciate you sharing this. Just another angle to the story.
Thanks for the info about the 15% of the Gabonese that have a natural resistance.
Any DRs or otheres know how easy that is to use to create solutions for the non Gabonese?
Whatever happens in Obama's mud flaps, stays in his mud flaps.
I got an email from a Nigerian witchdoctor who claims he can cure Ebola virtually through the internet and his cousin has $20 million and he's anxious to park it in a US savings account...Anybody interested?....
Write him back and say you are the american zmap distributor, and that he can send you money for an unlimited supply of zmap.
Seems easy enough. What's all the fuss about?
When President Obama appears at his next presser dressed in a hazmat suit with a gas mask telling us that there's nothing to fear but fear itself, I will finally relax.
I just watched a portion of that "press-conference." Typical Washington DC condescending arrogance. Every time there is any shudder in U.S. confidence, any hint of criticism of Washington, the line is always the same, "We are the experts. We know exactly what we are doing. The U.S. has the greatest ____________ (fill in the blank with whatever is appropriate: military, healthcare system, human rights record, per capita number of attractive people, etc.) in the history of world."
I worked in U.S. healthcare in administration. I have also seen, firsthand, how the healthcare system functions in Latin America. Here is the plain, simple truth. A lethal, contagious, incurable virus does not care how many MRI machines per capita a nation has. A lethal, contagious, untreatable virus does not care how many operating rooms per capita your nation has; it does not care how well-paid your physicians and nurses are; it does not care how many books or computers are in the libraries of your medical schools; it does not care what the market cap of Phizer is; it does not care how many pharmacies are in your city; it does not care how many bureaucrats sit in offices in your capital pondering deep thoughts between internet romps through porn sites; it does not care how automated your medical records system is: how thorough your patient health history records are (because it is lethal and no other medical history matters); it does not care how many people your national website enrolled in government-subsidized health-insurance plans; it does not care how many respirators your local medical center has; it does not care how many labs confirm it exists 5 days after someone has become contagious; and it does not care what some idiot in your capital says.
The only thing that matters to a lethal, contagious virus are hygiene and isolation from contact. If anyone in the U.S. thinks that Detroit, Philadelphia, Gary, IN, Los Angeles, Brooklyn, NY, South Chicago, Camden, NJ, or any large U:S. city, really, are any less susceptible to communicable disease outbreaks than any other city in the world, they are sadly and sorely mistaken. Ebola does not care if you have the greatest number of beautiful people the world has ever known. They will bleed out of every orifice, the same as anyone else with this disease.
+100
The only thing that makes us different from the West Africans is that we don't have elaborate burial rituals that require us to handle the dead bodies. Here, we pay people to do that for us. Wouldn't it suck to be a mortician right now?
Not really.
They will cremate your loved one back channel and sell you and empty coffin to bury.
Biggest scam profession after money changers and used car sales.
Now that's something I would pay real money to see - beautiful people bleeding out of every orifice. And I would pay double to see politicians and bankers doing the same act.
Be careful what you wish for.
Clearly a Nobel peace prize winning politician needs to talk to this virus about american power and set down a red line.
Whatever happened to "put your face between your legs and kiss your (bleeding) ass goodbye". Then quick - go donate some body fluids to as many politicians and a bankers as you can find.
Lets dust off and nuke the site from orbit. It sthe only way to be sure.
Dallas? I'm not sure that would change much.
Lets drop the nuke from the Ebola Gay
We should take the seed bank, and a male and female of each animal.
Don't bring any mosquitos this time.
And if anyone objects to pigs, why did Noah put up with their porcine behavior on the Ark?
tptb are a little ahead of you. norway seed bank: http://www.globalresearch.ca/doomsday-seed-vault-in-the-arctic-2/23503
Duct tape and vinyl foil on windows' scare in 3...2...1...
roflmao.
nice.
very nice Tyler(s).
Quick somebody forward this list to Judge Ebola here:
http://www.breitbart.com/Breitbart-Texas/2014/10/3/Naive-Liberal-Texas-Judge-Enter-Ebola-Apartment-Without-Protection
First Case of Ebola HERE & Proof Bill Gates Wants to Use it as Depopulation Agent
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ec4uvUn-7s (20:33)
HOW TO GET EBOLA THE EASIEST WAY
- reside in a third world country, e.g. USA
- lobby for the monopoly of the health insurance industry
- lobby for the monopoly of the pharmaceutical industry
- lobby for bad education of masses
- lobby for moar bureaucracy
- give power to the incompetent
- stay in the 99% of the population
There once was a woman with ebola
who like bats fried in canola
Along came a vaccine
her language was obscne
as she shit her liver out her asshola!
and for all you ladies out there, no BJ's. Virus is in semen for up to 90 days. Or if you do, make sure you swallow so your stomach acid will kill the little buggers off.
But there's good news!
Urban mothers will finally begin instructing their offspring to not piss on the stairs.