Why America's Not Ready For An Ebola Outbreak (In 1 Photo)

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Because nothing says "safety precautions" like rolled-up sleeves on a HazMat suit...



h/t Kirk B

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And here is a gentleman jet-washing the puke from the pavement outside the Texas Ebola victim's apartment building...


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Fri, 10/03/2014 - 14:12 | 5285517 souljaboy
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Great. Right down the road.

"Frieden dismissed suggestions that people traveling from West Africa should not be allowed into the U.S.

“The fact is that if we tried to seal the border, it would not work because people are allowed to travel,” he told ABC. “It would backfire because it would make it harder to stop the outbreak.”"

What the fuck? We are doomed.


Fri, 10/03/2014 - 14:14 | 5285546 Dr Strangemember
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Looks like more Darwin Award finalist for 2014!  

Fri, 10/03/2014 - 14:17 | 5285567 Gaius Frakkin' ...
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Wonder where that car has been seen then...

Fri, 10/03/2014 - 14:26 | 5285620 Divided States ...
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Dumbass wears the hazmat suit but then rolls up his sleeve....if you dont give instructions to sheepish workers, they will definitely fuck it up still regardless.

Btw, Frieden is a dual citizen (US-Israel like someone mentioned earlier) so that already speak volumes of why this Ebola incident has gotten to this point. It was meant to happen like this and is unfolding as planned.

Fri, 10/03/2014 - 14:27 | 5285634 saints51
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I am willing to bet Israel does NOT see 1 ebola case.

Fri, 10/03/2014 - 14:29 | 5285642 TheAnalOG
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Nothing like top-kicking the biggest bubble in world history with the worst hemorrhagic fever in world history.

Fri, 10/03/2014 - 14:39 | 5285720 The9thDoctor
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Why America's Not Ready For An Ebola Outbreak (In 2 PhotoS)

I fixed the headline, lol.

Anyways, even if this janitor wore protective gear, it's crazy because the power washing will cause the vomit particles go airborne.



Fri, 10/03/2014 - 14:44 | 5285747 outamyeffinway
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Fri, 10/03/2014 - 14:56 | 5285816 LetThemEatRand
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Are we sure these aren't recycled pictures of the cleanup after a Kennedy compound party?

Fri, 10/03/2014 - 15:00 | 5285849 Beam Me Up Scotty
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Why are they wearing hazmat suits in an elementary school?? That seems to be an even better question!

Fri, 10/03/2014 - 15:24 | 5285952 gmrpeabody
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I'm not gonna panic till I see an ISIS dude dawn a hazmat suit to cut someone's head off...

Fri, 10/03/2014 - 15:39 | 5286020 sixsigma cygnus...
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I'm not going to panic until I see the White House working diligently to show Ebola has a birth certificate from Hawaii.

Fri, 10/03/2014 - 15:56 | 5286096 Gaius Frakkin' ...
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So this Ashoka guy thinks he was exposed after helping someone decontaminate a car (he was wearing at least some protective gear)...

Gawd, this poor guy power-washing the sidewalk in a t-shirt and sweatpants is fucked...

Fri, 10/03/2014 - 16:59 | 5286179 Richard Chesler
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The PC term is Ebolan-Americans.


Fri, 10/03/2014 - 17:44 | 5286518 Manthong
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Hey, that 7225 street sign has a bit of an ISIS motif, don’tcha think?

..and WTF is with electric meters above head level?


And oh, geez, I would not want to be that seemingly barefoot or otherwise lower torso exposed chick of unknown origin in the bottom pic.



Fri, 10/03/2014 - 17:57 | 5286621 boogerbently
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....and what is the income level of the people and neighborhoods being contaminated, here ?

Fri, 10/03/2014 - 17:57 | 5286624 12ToothAssassin
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Too bad .25 BAC doesnt kill ebola, Id be set!

Fri, 10/03/2014 - 18:10 | 5286668 LordEffingtonTh...
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uh oh! Pressure washer.

Remember a few years back the pig carcasses pressure washed? The aerosol was respirated by workers and it caused a nerve problem.

I am going to go out on a limb and say pressure washer was a bad BAD BAAAAD choice.

Slowly poured buckets of water probably much better. WITH CHLOROX of course.

Fri, 10/03/2014 - 18:22 | 5286724 7.62x54r
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Ebola-Chan just wants to dance with you!


Fri, 10/03/2014 - 19:03 | 5286847 COSMOS
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Smack those mosquitoes before they bite, and preferably not on your skin.

many RNA viruses are transmitted by insects, like Dengue and Yellow Fever for example, members of Flavivirus genus of RNA viruses, so it is not like viruses cant travel up and down the probosces of a mosquito.

Also do you want to take a bite out of your food after a fly just landed on some Ebola contaminated secretions before deciding to fly out a window and land you your lunch?

Fri, 10/03/2014 - 20:35 | 5287037 Whoa Dammit
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The quarantined family who lived in the apartment where the Ebola patient was staying have been moved to an anonymously donated home in a gated community somewhere in Dallas County. Apparently when the clean up crew got inside the apartment it was so nasty it would have taken days to clean it.

How'd you like to buy a nice house then have the Ebola Hoodbillies moved to your neighborhood? I bet the donor was a hedge fund.

Up next all West Africans living here will send for their infected relations so as to get a free McMansion to live in. Winning!


Fri, 10/03/2014 - 20:50 | 5287101 mjcOH1
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"I am going to go out on a limb and say pressure washer was a bad BAD BAAAAD choice.

Slowly poured buckets of water probably much better. WITH CHLOROX of course."

The US does have 3.3million gallons of napalm in war stocks.  
And I do believe that would no longer be sufficient.

Fri, 10/03/2014 - 21:17 | 5287184 Yes We Can. But...
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1) Watch out when it hits Haiti

2) I'll bet Cuba handles it better than Obamanation.

Sat, 10/04/2014 - 00:02 | 5287675 El Vaquero
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That dude should be using one of the Horrible Freight weed burners instead of a pressure washer.  Those things will melt your fucking face off from 5' away.  Ebola wouldn't stand a chance against that cheaply made Chinese crap.

Sat, 10/04/2014 - 05:44 | 5287994 Yes We Can. But...
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"It is contained".


Sun, 10/05/2014 - 10:42 | 5290592 MontgomeryScott
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Relax, America. Your government is in control, once again!

Sat, 10/04/2014 - 00:05 | 5287681 The Doofus
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Why worry so much?  Mother Nature is gonna do what Mother Nature is gonna do.  I doubt if Ebola will become airborne.  But if it does, should we blame Obama?  Deadly viruses have been killing humans for forever and a day.  Relax and enjoy the sunshine because tomorrow you'll be dead.

Sat, 10/04/2014 - 11:18 | 5288418 InjectTheVenom
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blame Bush    ;>)

Sat, 10/04/2014 - 09:36 | 5288203 Grimaldus
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Duncan should have never been given a visa. The reason he got a visa is an illegal PROGRESSIVE IMMIGRATION POLICY to import a voter base that will keep progressive criminals in power.

Progressive murderers infesting the FEDGOV do not care how many Americans die as long as they can remain in power. American citizens are already dying by the thousands as a result of the illegal importation of a disease and criminal laden voter base.

Power kills, and the bloody progressives are ready to kill as many American citizens as it takes.


Progressives truly are the bloodiest murderers on the planet, second only to Islam who are fellow travelers in murdering tyranny.

Progressive criminals infesting the FEDGOV are a mortal threat and American citizens should fear for their lives.

Time for impeachment is long past and if no one will arrest the traitor progressive criminals then law abiding citizens threatened with murder by a rouge lawless government may opt for Rule .308 to fight for their lives.


Fri, 10/03/2014 - 23:18 | 5287565 WOAR
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I believe I can say that I've seen everything, now.

Fri, 10/03/2014 - 16:17 | 5286202 Rubbish
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Surgical mask = allows over 20% into your mouth.

N95 = less than 5% if worn tight

N100 = less than 1% if worn tight


This is probably why Medical Staff have been dieing. You need a full blown bio suit to be 100%, but then there is always the cleaning process and mistakes happen.


Bitchez are dead....

Fri, 10/03/2014 - 19:05 | 5286857 Leonardo Fibonacci2
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Notice in the photo, its a negro (AFRICAN AMERICAN) that has raised up sleeves from protective suit. AFRICAN AMERICAN OR AFRICAN FROM AFRICA = same fucking lazy IQ! Basically, lazy & no fucking brains!

Fri, 10/03/2014 - 19:20 | 5286898 gmrpeabody
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Really, Leonardo, you must remember to <sarc> remarks like that...,

there are some here who might actually take that seriously.

And others who just plain disagree with your style.

Fri, 10/03/2014 - 19:56 | 5286960 Bangalore Equit...
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Listen Body.

You "AGAIN"?! Why don't you just leave people be man? Their expressive style is not yours to manipulate man.

Let's try to be more constructive.

Fri, 10/03/2014 - 23:05 | 5287523 gmrpeabody
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I'm honored that you remember me..., man.

Fri, 10/03/2014 - 19:58 | 5286963 Bangalore Equit...
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Listen WTF?

Fri, 10/03/2014 - 22:01 | 5287268 Rusty Shorts
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Back home in good 'ole Liberia, (Liberty) criminal charges await Eric Duncan....Liberian Daily Observer






Sat, 10/04/2014 - 02:49 | 5287898 zhandax
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5 to 1 he is more likely to get a book deal than go back to Liberia.

Sat, 10/04/2014 - 14:11 | 5288792 bbq on whitehou...
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Thank you for the link; no good dead goes unpunished.

Irony: the person who would help a dieing 19 year old mother where others would not, leads to the deaths of millions.
For want of a horseshoe nail.

Sat, 10/04/2014 - 10:29 | 5288310 IrritableBowels
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Those comments from the Boston CBS site are very telling! A couple of years ago, and it would be filled with tears and flowers. Fast forward to today and there is mostly criticism and anger.

(and sarcasm!)

Fri, 10/03/2014 - 15:53 | 5286101 knukles
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Notice the car in the pic.  No license plate.

Fri, 10/03/2014 - 17:11 | 5286436 BlindMonkey
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I did notice that. I assumed he was protecting the resale value since the owner is going to borrow a suit and unload that thing ASAP.

Fri, 10/03/2014 - 17:33 | 5286532 Handful of Dust
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I hear the those Ivy League Apartments there have a nice sale going on now; 6 months rent-free with a signed 1-year lease.


[PS: In the event you vacate sooner then one year, your deposit will be refunded to the nearest living relative]

Fri, 10/03/2014 - 22:51 | 5287493 Lore
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No plate = Might just be screen glare reflected toward the camera with photographer in just the wrong spot

Sat, 10/04/2014 - 04:29 | 5287945 zhandax
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You guys never lived in Miami in the early 80's.  Recent 'immigrants' never got a ticket for lack of plates (yet).

Fri, 10/03/2014 - 15:39 | 5286027 gmrpeabody
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You do realize that was sarcasm?

Fri, 10/03/2014 - 15:35 | 5286005 awakeRewe
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It is an asbestos abatement crew most likely ... almost all old schools are full of it.

Fri, 10/03/2014 - 15:42 | 5286036 Poundsand
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Yeah, the janitors have to wear haz mat suits (or not) but the officials are out telling you not to pull your kid from school.  You can't make this stuff up!

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