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The Stunning Video When "Camera On A Drone" Entered An Active Volcano

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Earlier this week, a bunch of guys from DJIGlobal had a brilliant idea: let's take the infamous "camera on a stick" from Go Pro(laroid), stick it on a drone, and dump the whole thing above the magma caldera of Iceland's most recent active volcanic eruption at Bardarbunga, while filming every step of the way.

The resulting video is stunning, even if the camera melted in the process.

Here, in DJI's own words:

DJI's first video in a series called "DJI Feats" takes you to the remote wilderness of an erupting Icelandic volcano, where Phantom 2 quadcopters are used to capture viewpoints of an exploding magma caldera too dangerous to be approached by manned aircraft.

The video was so impressive, none other than Charlie Rose covered the process:

 

 

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Sat, 10/04/2014 - 09:56 | 5288234 krispkritter
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This volcano will come in handy when they need to start getting rid of those pesky Ebola victims.

Sat, 10/04/2014 - 09:58 | 5288241 Rememberweimar
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I hear that six million of them were burned alive in that volcano...

Sat, 10/04/2014 - 09:59 | 5288244 ParkAveFlasher
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What they don't show in these clips, is Frodo Baggins and Smeagol fighting over the joystick controlling the drone.

Sat, 10/04/2014 - 10:03 | 5288256 InjectTheVenom
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that video reminds me of an awesome obama i mean bowel movement that i had the other night

Sat, 10/04/2014 - 10:10 | 5288271 mvsjcl
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According to Dante, that's the circle of Hell reserved for the bankers.

Sat, 10/04/2014 - 10:28 | 5288308 DaveyJones
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I thought this was a tutorial on credit based economies with declining raw resource

Sat, 10/04/2014 - 10:36 | 5288327 Headbanger
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STOP IT NOW FROM CAUSING GLOBAL WARMING!

 

WHAAAAAAHHHHH!!! GLOBAL WARMING!!   WHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! 

Sat, 10/04/2014 - 11:14 | 5288411 Richard Chesler
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Can Obongo play golf in there?

 

Sat, 10/04/2014 - 12:13 | 5288545 RafterManFMJ
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If you look REAL closely, you can see the trapped souls of millions of murdered aliens, murdered by Xenu, 75 million years ago.

You can see them writhing in soul-pain, just waiting to escape and inhabit a human host, and make that host want to do evil, like watch Oprah.

Sat, 10/04/2014 - 12:41 | 5288602 Rememberweimar
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Hitler hated them for their freedoms...

Sat, 10/04/2014 - 15:30 | 5288991 7.62x54r
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This is what happens when you allow fracking.

Magma comes out of the hot water taps in your home.

Sat, 10/04/2014 - 16:31 | 5289166 Heavy
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Did you hear that?

 

The volcano god says it wants Jon Corzine!

 

Better do what it says.

Sat, 10/04/2014 - 10:36 | 5288328 Liberal
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OH MY GODDD!!!
Global warming is even worse than I thought!!!

FIRE!!!!!!!!!!

Sat, 10/04/2014 - 10:46 | 5288350 Killer the Buzzard
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Did they beam Spock out in time?

Sat, 10/04/2014 - 12:22 | 5288568 Beatscape
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The molten rock serves as a moat of fire to protect the Klingon money printing machines.

Sat, 10/04/2014 - 12:45 | 5288613 IndyPat
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I thought it was the womb bankers are spat out of....

Sun, 10/05/2014 - 00:09 | 5290085 Antifaschistische
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question for the real science buffs out there.

How many cars (taking into consideration that a car, on average spends less than 40 minutes per/day running) does it take to equal the heat (i.e. global warming influence) of this ONE volcano?

Sun, 10/05/2014 - 10:13 | 5290517 Bohm Squad
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Hmmm...trick question.  Volcanoes cause global cooling.

Sat, 10/04/2014 - 12:04 | 5288523 PoliticalRefuge...
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 Venom.....ya might want to cut back on the Sriracha sauce for a while..

Sat, 10/04/2014 - 12:48 | 5288620 DeadFred
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The video kind of reminds me of my wife when I forget to take out the trash...

Sat, 10/04/2014 - 10:08 | 5288268 Skateboarder
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The eagles don't show up until I say so, bitchez. ;-)

Sat, 10/04/2014 - 10:20 | 5288292 Kirk2NCC1701
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And there I thought it was Smaug's bubble bath.

Sat, 10/04/2014 - 12:01 | 5288519 J S Bach
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"What they don't show in these clips, is Frodo Baggins and Smeagol fighting over the joystick controlling the drone."

 

If you like The Lord of the Rings, you've got to see this alternate ending clip... hilarious.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vh06CoC7th8

Sun, 10/05/2014 - 10:36 | 5290573 Griffin
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There is actually in Iceland a ring of power that needs to be destroyed. It has lost much of its power already and i was hoping it could be used for something constructive but it looks like i was wrong about that 

It is evil in nature and pointless to look for useful properties in it.

If politicians who have failed miserably are given a second chance, they will use the opportunity to abolish taxes on the rich, increase taxes on the poor, fight for crime, use the media to attack those who stand against crime, like financial crime investigators and prosecutors, just to mention a few things.

 

Sat, 10/04/2014 - 10:04 | 5288258 Skateboarder
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That magic number will be used again, have no doubt.

Sat, 10/04/2014 - 13:28 | 5288709 Slave
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I heard 600 million.

Sat, 10/04/2014 - 10:00 | 5288246 Decolat
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I'm sure the Luciferians would enjoy a few sacrifices via volcanoes.

Sat, 10/04/2014 - 11:43 | 5288491 Ratbagger
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And you wouldn't? come on now. we're on zh. we know the truth

Sat, 10/04/2014 - 15:03 | 5288911 viahj
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I'm sure that a few volcanoes would enjoy a few sacrices of Luciferians.

-fify

Sat, 10/04/2014 - 15:41 | 5289029 Decolat
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touche

Sun, 10/05/2014 - 10:10 | 5290504 Griffin
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I goggled this Lucifer chap and according to the all knowing Wikipedia it means "Light bearer". So its rather peculiar if the Lord of darkness is this Light bearer.

Not really making sense of this, but i suppose no one really does.

Sun, 10/05/2014 - 12:01 | 5290792 mkhs
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You never heard of rebranding?  Where's that damn reset button?

Sat, 10/04/2014 - 12:01 | 5288518 Freddie
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Charlie Rose?  Mega libtard idiot and Obam supporter.  Why Ray Dalio even talks to the douchebag is beyond me. 

Maybe we can throw Charlie Rose in the volcano.

Sat, 10/04/2014 - 19:47 | 5289617 JamesBond
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stock footage for the countless 'lost world' movies to come.

Sat, 10/04/2014 - 09:59 | 5288245 Atomizer
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Incredible. 

Sat, 10/04/2014 - 13:38 | 5288718 Bioscale
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Not bad.

But this is  stunning:

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC8SPhPoZ1FZs2fu-o1Gb_NA

Geoff Mackley is the guy.

Sat, 10/04/2014 - 09:59 | 5288247 craus
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Tyler pumping GPRO.

Sat, 10/04/2014 - 10:48 | 5288356 Bell's 2 hearted
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i've only been here a month or so ... and i'm getting that cnbc vibe (pay $$s and we'll give you airtime to push your position) from many a post

Sat, 10/04/2014 - 11:40 | 5288478 Clever Name
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Why the downvotes? Arent we all cynics? This looks like a commercial to me...

Sat, 10/04/2014 - 10:01 | 5288248 freedogger
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Look Obama, a drone that doesn't kill people!

Sat, 10/04/2014 - 17:38 | 5289335 sessinpo
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Obama IS a drone

Sat, 10/04/2014 - 10:01 | 5288250 Karlus
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This should easily push GPRO over 200.

Long Go Proooooo

 

/sarc

Sat, 10/04/2014 - 11:36 | 5288464 vie
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Long global survailence panopticon technologies.

Sat, 10/04/2014 - 10:03 | 5288255 himaroid
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I bet Bawney Fwanks "magma caldera" looks just like that this morning.

Sat, 10/04/2014 - 10:07 | 5288266 NYPoke
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"Sorry, this video can't be displayed in your region."???  Did they catch a glimpse of an Alien or Bigfoot or something?

Sat, 10/04/2014 - 21:30 | 5289837 Flagit
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Where are you?

Sun, 10/05/2014 - 10:17 | 5290524 Bohm Squad
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Probably Iceland...

Sat, 10/04/2014 - 10:09 | 5288272 T-NUTZ
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Be a HERO

Sat, 10/04/2014 - 10:11 | 5288274 Skateboarder
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You know what else reminds me of this bubbling volcanic activity? The clusterfuck that is the world's economic/financial/monetary/political systems.

Sat, 10/04/2014 - 10:15 | 5288283 CaptainObvious
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+1 I was going to say it reminds me of an ebola victim's intestines exploding but your analogy is better.

Sat, 10/04/2014 - 10:23 | 5288300 Skateboarder
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How many hazmat-adorned docontamination specialists does it take to clean up eBolan regurgitation off a sidewalk?

Que?

Sat, 10/04/2014 - 10:27 | 5288309 MsCreant
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I was freaked when I saw that. I cannot say it was okay to do for sure (I would not have) but apparently Ebola does not do too well outside controlled conditions. 6 days alive in the lab, a few hours outside once exposed to UV. Meanwhile, I ain't signing on to do it with just my sprayer. Don't want to live in it either!

Sat, 10/04/2014 - 10:37 | 5288332 Skateboarder
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For 'disease screening,' hire the male gangstas, degenerates, thugs, and corresponding lady counterparts (TSA). For 'disease cleanup,' hire the Mexican who doesn't speak English.

Yep, fucking perfect!

Sat, 10/04/2014 - 12:24 | 5288570 Decolat
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This is a caste issue. It doesn't matter what race you come from. The lowest caste dies first.

Sun, 10/05/2014 - 10:39 | 5290468 Griffin
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This eruption at Holuhraun is a small fissure eruption. Kind of like the Fimmvörðuháls eruption.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojpi04Ikcms

just prior to the explosive Eyjafjallajökull eruption. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJO1QEmcZGs

But what is happening now is on a much larger scale, Bárðarbunga is considerably lager than Eyjafjallajökull, she is also in a rather dangerous spot in a large volcanic system under Europe's largest glacier.

Her caldera is 10 km wide and ca 800 meters deep, filled with ice.   

The current fissure eruption in Holuhraun is far more dangerous than Fimmvörðuháls because of poisonous material in the atmosphere among other things. But its beautiful like natures creations usually are.

Like fire tornadoes  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JibBlRG3lDQ

Or Witch hair http://avd.is/is/?p=387 this is a rare phenomenon last seen in the Laki fissure eruption. This hair is made from glass and sometimes rolls around like tumble weed.   http://vísir.is/section/MEDIA99&fileid=CLP29537

I think that the 08 financial crash was like a small fissure eruption, some toxic material leaked to the surface and a few quakes rattled the ground. But since then, pressure has been building up and if one looks at recent events, it looks like we might be getting closer to beginning of the end of a financial/political system that was never designed to last.

 

 

 

 

 

Sat, 10/04/2014 - 10:12 | 5288275 MayIMommaDogFac...
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Hot

Sat, 10/04/2014 - 10:12 | 5288277 geno-econ
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I recall seeing, as a child, a similar film back in late 40's early 50's of a volcano in Mexico filmed by Igor Sikorsky from a newly invented helocopter.  Sikorsky toured various US cities in effort to promote and gain investments for production of  his new aircraft.  It is now a division of United Technologies. Both helocopters and drones are technological achiecements that can help mankind. but also be used for war and destruction.

Sat, 10/04/2014 - 10:24 | 5288304 MsCreant
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Internet, GPS, microwaves, digital cameras, some antibiotics, canned food, ambulance service, and apparently even tampons and pads have all benefitted or been outright developed by the military.

Sat, 10/04/2014 - 10:45 | 5288343 Charming Anarchist
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It could be debated whether the military hindered or advanced progress. We can not omit supressed technologies and those crowded out by carbohydrate-rich ones. 

We would probably have all of those things and many many more without military intervention.  Probably cheaper too. 

 

 

Tampons and pads??  A benefit? 

Sure.  More women in the workforce!   Keep them mobile!  Barefoot and in the kitchen is a threat to the establisment!!!

Sat, 10/04/2014 - 13:11 | 5288681 MsCreant
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Pads are a benefit. You don't want your partner in a diaper. I wrote a little about this below.

Sat, 10/04/2014 - 11:08 | 5288395 geno-econ
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Promote war and military to advance science?  Much of " basic research" is funded by government, and Defense Dept when there is military component, through universities and institutes but "applied research" is developed in private sector by profit motive.  

Sat, 10/04/2014 - 13:09 | 5288678 MsCreant
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I say fuck that too. The thing is, crisis and need do stimulate creativity. Necessity being the mother of invention and all. It is when it is life and death that we think of stuff we would not consider.

I think I would like to skip the war too, but profit is not always enough to get the creative juices flowing.

I am sick of how the military seems to be influencing research funding. The universities reward those of us who get grants, but not those who don't. They act like it is free market and capitalism when it isn't. Which one of us can convince the govt/military that we got ideas they need? That is who gets rewarded. It sucks. It is a sore spot for me. Real sore. I don't want to support it, but it's not like I could not if I believed in it. But I don't so because I am not willing to bark and beg at the MIC like a fucking seal to get fed, I can pound sand as they say. Fuck me. Etc. 

Sat, 10/04/2014 - 13:53 | 5288767 geno-econ
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Do not forget jet propulsion, nuclear fission, 88 mm cannons, V 2 rockets, etc.  Oh, that was the other side

Sat, 10/04/2014 - 11:33 | 5288460 Nobody For President
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Hey MsCreant - you forgot the refrigerator...(WWI)

Sat, 10/04/2014 - 12:52 | 5288630 ParkAveFlasher
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What did women do before tampons, ride a sheep for a week?

Sat, 10/04/2014 - 13:01 | 5288659 MsCreant
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Seems they developed some cellulose material for soldiers when they were wounded to absorb the blood. The nurses saw the stuff and said "ah ha!" and started cutting up pads for themselves. 

We had awkward rags that were a lot like diapers and such. Not too smooth under those yoga pants and skinny jeans. One can still buy or make "mooning pads" for oneself. Velcro is a new friend that makes some of that work better than it used to if you want to go that route. Still a lot of laundry and hassle vs. throwing it away. It does have a certain integrity though and if there is a collapse, women better get busy getting used to it.

The bad news is that they put asbestos in tampons! Can you believe it? Tampons are to be used sparingly. 

Sat, 10/04/2014 - 21:08 | 5289780 StychoKiller
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[quote]The bad news is that they put asbestos in tampons![/quote]

Guess some gals are really hot stuff!

Sat, 10/04/2014 - 21:08 | 5289781 StychoKiller
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What about using natural bath sponge, carved into the appropriate shape?

Sat, 10/04/2014 - 16:05 | 5289089 css1971
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You know, you are absolutely right. It's almost as if people cause wars, death and destruction and not technology.

 

 

More seriously...

War is always and everywhere, the people against their own leadership, not the people vs the other people.

Sat, 10/04/2014 - 10:20 | 5288291 krispkritter
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Speaking of things on fire: 

http://pittsburgh.cbslocal.com/2014/10/03/report-major-fire-at-flight-93...

Never even knew they had a memorial there, or did.

Sat, 10/04/2014 - 10:40 | 5288336 Atticus Finch
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The plane was shot down and the parts were scattered for two miles. Like 911, the memorial is a hoax.

Sat, 10/04/2014 - 10:26 | 5288296 JenkinsLane
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That footage alone has got to be worth $10.96 billion of anyone's money.

Sat, 10/04/2014 - 10:48 | 5288353 SmackDaddy
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well considering the prevalence of 401ks and all the shysters telling everyone to max theirs out, i guess you could say that's $11B of everyone's money.  i mean goddamn, our system must be the worst of both worlds.  collective ownership via pension and retirement funds.  limited participation decision making (see broker non-votes).  yet we must maintain separate financial and governmental structures to keep the facade of capitalism alive, instead of just consolidating the two.

Sat, 10/04/2014 - 12:07 | 5288533 Squid Viscous
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More like 15 Billion, assuming full dilution in the next couple of years...

Sat, 10/04/2014 - 10:25 | 5288303 Kirk2NCC1701
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You show a bunch of people a video of an active volcano, and you get hundreds of different interpretations.

And then we wonder why people in Congress can't agree on anything.

;-)

Sat, 10/04/2014 - 10:27 | 5288307 Wile-E-Coyote
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That eruption is throwing out 35000 tons of SO2 per day; will it cause northern hemisphere cooling this winter?? Damn Putin thinks of everything.

Sat, 10/04/2014 - 10:35 | 5288324 SmackDaddy
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that volcano should be taxed for those emissions....

Sat, 10/04/2014 - 10:43 | 5288340 Skateboarder
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Do we tax terrizz? (by modern definition, that volcano is performing an akt of terra (play on word intended))

Sat, 10/04/2014 - 10:32 | 5288317 Peanut Butter E...
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What's so interested about this video compared to all other national geographic shows that I watch with active volcano?? Oh I guess it's cool to show some infomercial on what Gopro camera can do.

Sat, 10/04/2014 - 10:40 | 5288334 SmackDaddy
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yeah, having seen this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VuQrUwFn6bU), i wasnt that impressed.  go to 7:52 mark for mind blown

apparently these fuckers at GoPro have never heard of zoom lenses....

Sat, 10/04/2014 - 10:41 | 5288335 Ginsengbull
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Was the volcano pleased?

 

Perhaps a virgin would have been more effective.

Sat, 10/04/2014 - 10:44 | 5288348 Bell's 2 hearted
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Yes

 

Go (was a) Pro

Sat, 10/04/2014 - 10:42 | 5288339 Bell's 2 hearted
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Charlie Rose has been invited to a few Bilderberger meetings ... always take what he says with grain of salt

Sat, 10/04/2014 - 10:53 | 5288362 whoopsing
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Person ;    lets film a volcano with this thing !

Gov't ;    Lets bomb the fuck outta someone with this thing !

Sat, 10/04/2014 - 10:53 | 5288365 Bell's 2 hearted
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Get a crap post like this

 

yet ignore AAA out with report that gas LOWEST in 4 years?

 

doesn't fit the agenda here, i guess

 

...

 

The AAA Daily Fuel Gauge Report on Thursday put the national average for regular unleaded at $3.33 a gallon, the lowest on this date in four years. AAA predicted that the national average could fall to between $3.10 and $3.20 by the end of the year, with several states slipping below $3. "If everything goes smoothly, buying gas for less than $3 per gallon should be refreshingly common in many parts of the country this winter," AAA spokesman Avery Ash said in a statement.

 

http://blogs.cars.com/kickingtires/2014/10/aaa-winter-could-bring-widesp...

Sat, 10/04/2014 - 11:07 | 5288388 headhunt
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Gas was $1.82 when 0bama took office - admiring shit of a different color does not impress anyone.

Sat, 10/04/2014 - 11:19 | 5288428 Bell's 2 hearted
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get real.  The $1.82 was at the pit of the recession.

 

oil was $140+ barrel six months earlier

Sat, 10/04/2014 - 13:04 | 5288666 therearetoomany...
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Now it's 90 bucks a barrel, 3.40 a gallon (here anyway) and we're in the pit of a depression.

 

Good comparison.  Must be the steaming hot economy driving the lower price.  

 

Or steaming hot need for democrat votes this fall.

Sat, 10/04/2014 - 11:11 | 5288405 LibertarianMenace
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Yeah I guess private drilling and even more anemic demand will have that effect. Have I interpreted your agenda correctly?

Sat, 10/04/2014 - 11:15 | 5288414 Bell's 2 hearted
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Deflation on tap

 

though i doubt anyone here in the buy'em and stack'em crowd wants to hear that.

 

 

Sat, 10/04/2014 - 11:17 | 5288419 Skateboarder
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That's why we have cash, until it is uhhh-lllee-gull of course.

Sat, 10/04/2014 - 11:24 | 5288438 LibertarianMenace
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Not sure that the stack'ems would care. After all, the stack is still a stack, no matter what quantity of their elastic scrip that the Fed associates with it.

Sat, 10/04/2014 - 13:52 | 5288764 Wooden Tiger
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I made a sourdough with 2 hearted ale yeast.

Sat, 10/04/2014 - 11:37 | 5288469 Nobody For President
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Locally, regular now $3.89.

100 LL av gas $7.15 at the local county airport, but what the hell, all pilots are rich, right?

Sat, 10/04/2014 - 15:28 | 5288982 ClowardPiven2016
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What's your agenda??? trying to scrap for a shred of propaganda/news that fits your narative as a liberal/government shill? Most of us live in the real world. We all can't be parasites supported by the efforts of people who actually work for a living.

Sat, 10/04/2014 - 10:55 | 5288367 22winmag
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That drone had better deliver my turkey pot pie.

Sat, 10/04/2014 - 11:07 | 5288389 Absinthe Minded
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These fucking flashing ads suck! If I have a seizure because of them I'm gonna sue somebody's ass!!! It's the American way, don't ya know.

Sat, 10/04/2014 - 11:21 | 5288431 Ban KKiller
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I think, in the future, we will all be watching "cop lapel camera" TV. It will be a fun filled 15 minuties of the latest police shenanigans. Oh, we will have stupid people doing stupid things as a bonus. You are always in camera...even if you are a volcano. 

Join the FSA? You get automatic membership in the black market for free! 

Sat, 10/04/2014 - 13:13 | 5288683 IndyPat
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Wouldn't be successful, for one reason.
When the shenanigans happen, the camera always, somehow, malfunctions.
Every. Fucking. Time.

Dash cames only work when a cop gets clipped roadside or when you are doing your roadside DUI test...and failing.
When a cop is actively braining the fuck out of someone he turns it off.
Buggy things, those cop cams.

Sat, 10/04/2014 - 15:37 | 5289017 Ban KKiller
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Yeah, well.....that is true.

Sat, 10/04/2014 - 11:42 | 5288483 The Blank Stare
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Don't forget this amazing act of nature

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VbV98Z0QP-k

Sat, 10/04/2014 - 11:50 | 5288505 Anarchy 99
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just throw Joe in there (Tom Hanks)

Sat, 10/04/2014 - 12:07 | 5288529 joego1
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Ahh! Ebola incinerator.

Sat, 10/04/2014 - 12:07 | 5288531 limacon
Sat, 10/04/2014 - 12:32 | 5288586 ToNYC
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Not much different than flying into my great grandmother's coal stove, and about as useful.

Sat, 10/04/2014 - 12:47 | 5288617 Yen Cross
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  When does GoPro Titanium hit the market?

First we had storm chasers... Now we have volcano chasers.

 3,034°F melting point of Titanium

Sat, 10/04/2014 - 14:28 | 5288815 Fuku Ben
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Symbolic of the coming sacrifice of the DJIA into the volcano of Ba'al Molech for the globalist satanists

“Everything that happens, no matter what, is an inconceivably improbable coincidence." - Aleister Crowley

"There is no such animal as coincidence."
-Sidney Sheldon

"There's three things to remember: claim everything, explain nothing, deny everything" – Prescott Sheldon Bush

Sat, 10/04/2014 - 15:55 | 5289078 css1971
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Actually. Baal is one of God's sons.

HTH.

Sat, 10/04/2014 - 19:06 | 5289525 d edwards
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No, Baal is an idol and not a god at all.

Sat, 10/04/2014 - 15:20 | 5288961 ClowardPiven2016
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Refreshingly common? oh boy...$3.00 a gallon! Now it only costs me $54 to fill up my tank. I'm hoping the shit hits the fan so the price drops below 2 and I can start saving $60+ per month on fuel.

Sat, 10/04/2014 - 18:49 | 5289490 Bárðarbunga
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Shit.

I lost my goddamn drone...

Sat, 10/04/2014 - 19:03 | 5289520 d edwards
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Freaking awesome! Molten rock bubbling like water on the stove.

Sat, 10/04/2014 - 22:31 | 5289954 Sages wife
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Drones.  Are lawyers and accountants not enough distance from accountability? 

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