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WHeRe'S KIM?
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ot : thanks for the latest photos bill
nice to see people out on the streets talking with each other.
The Russians have Polonium, the Swiss have Grueyere. Mmmm.....Grueyere. Yummy.
Where's Korean Kim?
Has anyone checked up Dennis Rodman's ass?
Or . . . Where Is Kim Kardashian? Seems like her big adulterous hind end was gracing (OK not exacly gracing) every print and TV media in America. What could be so important an event to spike her omnipresence? Average American wants to know.
Kim Jong Un, the 'Pugsley Adams' of world leaders....
" the difference between a democracy and a dictatorship, is that in a democracy, first you vote, and then they tell you what to do.." charles bukowski
>North Korean state TV says Kim Jong Un 'suffering discomfort'
He's gone into seclusion until Dennis Rodman can bring him some Tucks medicated Witch hazel hemorrhoidal pads and a case of Preparation H...
I heard he's out clubbing in the Gangnam district ;)
Kimber! - He's been chopped......
Gangnam Kim. :-)
O.K., William. A little 'fleshing-out' might be in order, though. The KIM family is very prolific and short and round and embraces nuclear fission.
I invited a girl named Kim to share my house (and bed) for a couple of months back in the Shady 80's. She was a blonde, and short and round and firm, as only a 20-something girl can be. She liked to mate, but had some birth-defect issue with penetration more than three inches. Not very good for me, though... She used my car one day (I let her), and she managed to run it into a curb at high speed. When I saw it that evening, she denied that she had done it (seriously). It was a Mark Donahue-outfitted 1970 AMC Javelin (seriously).
I helped Kimmie move to Big Bear Lake (CA.), shortly after that. Borrowed a truck, helped her pack, drove her up, shook hands with the next poor sucker, and left (smiling as I did). The scenery was BEAUTIFUL from the rear-view mirror. SERIOUSLY. She was a FEMALE. I think I already mentioned this (in case you get the wrong idea).
Naturally, I fixed the damage to my car, and went on with life (back in the Shady '80s).
The preceding is a TRUE STORY. NAMES have NOT been changed, because there are NO INNOCENTS left to protect.
Did she have a sudden obsession with Swiss cheese?
raclette and fondue washed with cold water for a week .........
It's funny that you mention this.
There was always this, well, personal odor, that she had about herself. It wasn't tart or bland, but sweet and earthy. I had to laugh when the 'Ricola' commercials first came out on the MSM.
She had this issue with LAUNDERING, though. It was like a RELIGION to her. CLEAN or DIRTY, she would wash everything on a SCHEDULE. TUESDAYS were difficult (PANTS DAY). Try wearing shorts to work on Tuesdays. YOU'LL SEE!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHimia_Fxzs
Did I mention that Johnny can't read?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VYEm76840Yo
I was in my 20's back in the 80's and worked out of San Diego in homes in Big Bear Lake a few times. Either you were much older than her or you had a charmed childhoood which kind of explains this. When I was there most of us were working, eating, partying & paying rent as best we could, which wasn't that good. To afford the cost of a home at that time was an idea that was science fiction to us. Especially in Big Bear.
He's illin' like a villian...
KIM is resting
Getting in touch with his inner Kimchi.
(rotten cabbage)
Fermented in chili oil actually.
Yes, we Krauts use vinegar. It's hard to make cabbage taste worse, but somehow every culture has to take a swing at it;)
lol. I love kimche! Very good for you and the Korean brand-spicy hot- is out of this world. True, you can only handle a little at a time.
I think the heavy garlic variety is what gives it its reputation. More specifically, the aroma of Korean folk who consume massive quantities thereof ;-)
The only antidote to the aroma is avoidance or massive consumption of garlic.
Its a beer company conspiracy. Takes lots of beer to wash it down...
Interesting. I really like the hot and spicy Korean carrots. They don't seem to make you pay the price later as opposed to eating half a jar full of jalapenos and later ruining your sphincter by fire.
North and South reconciliation?
Cool. SK is one of the most beautiful countries I've ever visited. Wonderful food also.
Always admired SK, especially when they send school kids to the Ameican GI cemetary to cut the grass with scissors.
When Hwang Pyong-so arrived at Incheon Airport on October 4, he was accompanied by bodyguards wearing earpieces for communications with each other. Strange and unfamiliar as it may sound for outside observers, Hwang committed an act that is in fundamental violation of North Korea’s power principle: the absolute authority of the Supreme Leader.
In North Korea, where configurations of power have been upheld on the basis of the Supreme Leader’s absolute authority, it is strictly forbidden for there to be a “second or third most powerful person”. No official other than the Supreme Leader has the right to visible protection.
That Hwang Pyong-so appeared in Incheon Airport accompanied by bodyguards – and not in military uniform either – is a clear surface confirmation that the “Supreme Leader’s absolute authority” no longer serves, in practice, as the unchallengeable pivot for North Korea’s elite power holders.
http://newfocusintl.com/hwang-pyong-breaches-supreme-leaders-authority/
Internal breakdown of North Korea’s power structures will intensify, with infighting over economic privileges among offspring of elite cadres and powerful cadres leading purge attempts against one another.
http://newfocusintl.com/exclusive-fracturing-power-circles/
It has been revealed that in early 2013, Jang Song-thaek dispatched a letter to the Chinese leadership, explaining that he desired to instigate changes to the North Korean system such that its pivot of power would move away from the Korean Workers’ Party (KWP) and towards the DPRK government, as overseen by the Prime Minister and the Cabinet.
This letter and its contents is said to have served as the decisive evidence that led to the removal of Jang Song-thaek from his post in the enlarged Politburo meeting, called by the KWP Organisation and Guidance Department (OGD) in early December of last year.
http://newfocusintl.com/exclusive-jang-song-thaek-executed-followinghis-...
hwang pyong-so from pyong yang? or from pyong wang?
I would think nothing really happens here w/o the approval or retaliation by the PRC.
If the family squabbles get out of line, the Politburo of the CPPRC would get involved, imo.
He's now a Reverse Kardashian
What I thought was funny was when he had a shit fit about some movie that punked his ass.
They should have changed the ending of the movie to show a train station blowing up with a "Better Luck Next Time" banner waving in flames.
Those of you who can remember, they tried to get his dad with that one but the idiot set the timer for the wrong time zone and the station blew up one hour after dad had rolled through it.
http://ajw.asahi.com/article/asia/korean_peninsula/AJ201109089693
http://www.nytimes.com/2004/04/24/world/north-korea-appeals-for-help-aft...
Ladder 689 might not be OSHA-approved.
IBT--Kim has ruled the Hermit Kingdom as supreme leader since 2011 and carried out a purge in a show of strength which saw his own uncle by marriage executed for alleged plotting.
But he has vanished from public life in recent weeks after being reportedly afflicted by an obsession with Swiss cheese. Kim's sister Kim Yo-jong has reportedly taken the reins for official engagements during his absence.
It is clear from the facts of this case that Kimmie Pudgkins got himself so constipated with Swiss Cheese that he exploded, splattering himself for miles across the surrounding countryside. Therefore, a coup is imminent, raising grave concerns about control of NK's Acme Products Company nuclear weapons.
several dozen wheels of tainted cheese were stolen from the wealthy ste of Lichenstein back in September..reckon a few rolled themselves to appreciative connosieurs in NK? far fetched I am sure..and too good to be true..
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/police-issue-warning-entire-coun...
Cheese and a small bowl of Ricine works good for limps too...
Rice is Nice
So Swiss Cheese is the new nail gun?
Death by Fondue?
Hmm, also has a limp...bullet wound in an attempted hit?
Uncle Guido-Un made his ankles and knees work both ways...
DaddyO
High level meetings going on with the south. Boy Kimbo has gout..
Jim Rogers says North Korea will be the next booming economy if the North and South combine by end of decade. i agree.
Japan is going to have one big crapper in their senior diapors and China gets a Nato base on its Manchurian Border.
Deeeep KimShitt...
Gout comes in 'attacks'. It is almost always a single joint. The average duration is 1 to 2 weeks. After that it resolves completely until the next attack. Only in untreated disease is there polyarticular involvement.
It is possible he has been suffering (75% of first time attack are 'podagra'...ie the joint involved it the big toe) but with modern care he could be assymptomatic is 48 hours. With good long term management it can mean he never has another attack.
Fed him to the dogs he fed his Uncle to?
Dogs fed to the hungry people? Hmmmm
Thats one fugly chick !!!
Rumor is there was a revolution and nobody told us...
Hopefully in an unmarked grave somewhere. I wonder how big a fruitcake the sister is?
He dead mutherfucker!!!!
Fukushima: Tsunami from typhoon may hit nuclear plant, cause possible radioactive cesium release
http://wtfrly.com/2014/10/05/fukushima-tsunami-may-hit-nuclear-plant-cau...
The molten radioactive core is already at the center of the earth, besides it's not like they were cleaning it up anyways...
The molten radioactive core is already at the center of the earth, besides it's not like they were cleaning it up anyways...
Yep. That's what I think.