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Cramer Does It Again: GTAT -93% Since Aug 26th Recommendation

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August 26th pre-market: "Talk about growth... hey have the sapphire product that is going to go in the iPhone 6 launch... this is the stock I have been recommending!" - $18.88

 

October 4th: Chapter 11 - $0.97

 

And here's the smart money that listened to him...

 

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Mon, 10/06/2014 - 11:05 | 5294304 Haus-Targaryen
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BA babababa BOOOO YEAH! 

Mon, 10/06/2014 - 11:06 | 5294313 Pladizow
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Jimmy's "Had Money" on CNBS!

Mon, 10/06/2014 - 11:09 | 5294333 Serfs Up
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I wonder how much the GTAT insiders paid him to pimp their stock so they could dump them to idiots?

/Not that there's anything wrong with that, I think idiots *should* lose their money...and anybody who buys based on Cramer's """advice""" is an idiot.

Mon, 10/06/2014 - 11:10 | 5294345 JRobby
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great Avatar

Mon, 10/06/2014 - 11:19 | 5294358 Manthong
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Aw c’mon.. Cramer is “brilliant”..

His skull is almost as shiny as Bernanke’s.

 

..and we will not accept any red votes from follically challenged ZH'rs on this post :-D

 

Mon, 10/06/2014 - 11:33 | 5294459 Divided States ...
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I hope some unhappy camper who went long GTAT after his recommendation and sheepishly plowed his life savings into it in late August decided to give Mr Jim BS Cramer, BS for Bear Stearns, a personal visit.

Mon, 10/06/2014 - 11:58 | 5294575 Gen.Ackbar
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Its a Trap!

Mon, 10/06/2014 - 12:05 | 5294597 Save_America1st
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I wonder what 'ol Reggie Middleton thought about that.  He was such a big APPL and GOOG pusher.  He's been absent from ZH for a quite a long time now....did the Tyler's dump him?

Mon, 10/06/2014 - 12:20 | 5294650 Never One Roach
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It's only bankruptcy.

Now they can get the so-called,  "fresh start!"

Mon, 10/06/2014 - 15:36 | 5295679 The9thDoctor
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Cramer commenting on Bear Sterns March 2008

http://youtu.be/o3FVBKic5Ek

Mon, 10/06/2014 - 22:24 | 5297325 rocker
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I have learned, and I have earned.

PS: Cramer a No Show tonight. Must be a stomach virus or something. 

Mon, 10/06/2014 - 15:38 | 5295699 Moe Hamhead
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Yeah, I miss Bruce Krasting too.

Ah, the good ol' days!

Mon, 10/06/2014 - 11:58 | 5294576 Gen.Ackbar
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Its a Trap!

Mon, 10/06/2014 - 13:35 | 5294970 disabledvet
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" make a killing in the market. Take out Jim Cramer."

Mon, 10/06/2014 - 13:58 | 5295134 Againstthelie
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It's only coincidence, only coincidence!

Mon, 10/06/2014 - 14:24 | 5295254 Fred Hayek
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Moose, Rocco, help Mr. Cramer find his check book to reimburse me.

Mon, 10/06/2014 - 13:10 | 5294837 KnuckleDragger-X
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Listening to Cramer causes long term brain damage which of course explains why there are still some people watching the butt clown.

Mon, 10/06/2014 - 17:19 | 5296175 checkessential
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WTF? This isn't news.  Cramer getting one RIGHT?  Now THAT'S a STORY!

Mon, 10/06/2014 - 11:29 | 5294442 tarsubil
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I think this is how the market works now and how the future will go down. Ramp it up as far as it can go, sell while pimping the stock, once all those in the club get out, file for bankruptcy and watch stocks lose 90% of value in 10 seconds. Those shorting on fundamentals are flying blind since they aren't in the club. Stocks are essentially a giant shell game. Wall Street is full of carnies dressed in nice suits.

Mon, 10/06/2014 - 11:21 | 5294397 williambanzai7
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Mon, 10/06/2014 - 11:24 | 5294414 Yen Cross
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 lmfao!

Mon, 10/06/2014 - 11:33 | 5294463 Frank N. Beans
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great fashion show!

Mon, 10/06/2014 - 11:33 | 5294464 44MagnumPrepper
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I"m having waking nightmares after looking at that...

Mon, 10/06/2014 - 11:46 | 5294537 JimS
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William: your shit's just soooooo GOOD, DUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mon, 10/06/2014 - 12:15 | 5294635 Pooper Popper
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Come on William,,,Im trying to eat here....

After this picture,ive got that vomit taste in my mouth.....I think im gonna hur,,,to late!!

Mon, 10/06/2014 - 12:16 | 5294641 Manthong
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omg.. my eyes are bleeding..

it must be ebola or something

Mon, 10/06/2014 - 13:22 | 5294915 Groundhog Day
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I don't know which is funnier, being Cramerized, or being an unwilling bag holder in a fidelity or Blackrock mutual fund

 

Mon, 10/06/2014 - 11:08 | 5294331 Pooper Popper
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Fucking Presstitutes!

Remember - unlike the press in hitlers Germany, that was beaten, jailed and murdered into being propagandists, the US media did it voluntarily, with great joy and fanfare!

Mon, 10/06/2014 - 11:12 | 5294352 disabledvet
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Julius Streicher.

Had no problem watching the video feeds of the Holocaust in action.
Indeed he appeared to look on the matter with approval.

"Der Sturmer" is now "De Financial Sturmer" with names like Bloomberg, Reuters, the a Wall Street Journal, CNBC, Faux News, etc...

Mon, 10/06/2014 - 13:25 | 5294932 BurningFuld
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Because kickbacks.

Mon, 10/06/2014 - 12:31 | 5294686 LooseLee
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Yea, their rewards (America MSM) are forthcoming...

Mon, 10/06/2014 - 18:00 | 5296359 OLD YELLER
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The  Black Hand is clearly visible in the media. They act together, like an orchestra. The head people are usually  racially related. Certainly substancial bribes(your tax dollars at work) were paid to these people, certainly from 9/11 onward. If you're not in the club and have the audacity to speak out of turn or off topic, you're sent to Coventry, harassed, gooned, even maximally demoted. 

Oh nearly forgot. "Hail Bush and the Neoconservatives!! It is the "'Manifest Destiny" of America to rule the lesser nations for there own sakes. Because we care about them and Love them. Really."

Recent releases from Russian eves dropping found that $20 million was the price paid to those who headed crucial oprganizations needed to cover up 9/11. (That's on the Veterans Today site)

How much was Popular Mechanics paid to try and decieve us on the thermite isssue? I've personally worked with thermite to make a quick repair to iron railway tracks. Put the broken rail in the carbon dye, lock it closed.  Load it with three shots of thermite compound. Light the magnesium starter powder with a welders spark gun, and whoooosh! Let it cool, remove the dye, chip off any slag and there you have it. The heat melts the ends of the rail and the coumpound fills any gaps. 

What we face is press that holds up its hand in front of our faces and says "There are five fingers on my hand Winston! Five!!! Belive it or else!!!

The real cabal of conspirators is still active, armed and lunatic.

Note to self: Cease Ranting.

O.K. Happy Trails everyone, til we meet again.

 

Mon, 10/06/2014 - 11:10 | 5294336 fooshorter
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GSAT, was recommneded on the street dot com website too I believe, down -45%.

Mon, 10/06/2014 - 11:15 | 5294377 Jumbotron
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Look....once you are a Goldmanite......you are ALWAYS a Goldmanite.

Typical Muppet slaying behavior......tell the Muppets one thing.....but do the opposite for yourself.

It's real simple.....once you find out someone has worked for Goldman Sachs.......you should automatically consider them a liar.  What ever they tell you.....do the opposite.   For that is what they are REALLY doing.

Mon, 10/06/2014 - 12:15 | 5294636 holmes
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Just Stupid

Pathological Liar

 

Which is Cramer

Mon, 10/06/2014 - 16:35 | 5294844 Jumbotron
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I vote pathological liar.  That does not necessarily mean lying to another person with intent and malice.  But you can be a pathological liar by simply believing in a lie (which all of Wall Street and the Ponzi Financial World is) so much that you automatically lie to one and all you meet when you make a recommendation based on that system of lies.

Which is a form of stupidity. 

So....you're question is actually quantum physical in nature.  Is Cramer stupid ?  Yes.   Is Cramer a pathological liar?  Yes.  Is he both at the same time?  YES !!!!!

Mon, 10/06/2014 - 11:24 | 5294411 robertsgt40
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Depends on what your definition of growth "is"

Mon, 10/06/2014 - 12:03 | 5294586 thunderchief
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Jim Cramer is a celebrity because he is so good at Boo Yaahing you out of your money.  Goldman and JPM must love the man.

Mon, 10/06/2014 - 13:18 | 5294888 CuttingEdge
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Celebrity? What the fuck is there to celebrate about the twat?

Jim Cramer is another word beginning with C (of 4 letters rhyming with punt).

CNBC are fucking morons for employing him and Lies Man (admittedly along with a few others to a lesser degree).

Those two must be spit-roasting the CEO of NBC or something along those lines...

Mon, 10/06/2014 - 12:07 | 5294611 rubiconsolutions
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Boob...yeah!

Mon, 10/06/2014 - 12:22 | 5294658 post turtle saver
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someone should build a contrarian index that shorts everything this guy recommends... I'm betting such a fund would be well in the money

Mon, 10/06/2014 - 13:45 | 5295008 backrecord
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This is pretty close. So far he doesn't seem to do too badly (which is more than can be said for tyler). http://www.backrecord.com/quotes/person/jim-cramer

Mon, 10/06/2014 - 14:07 | 5295180 Squid Viscous
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what a disgusting little kike, that's all I can add really

Mon, 10/06/2014 - 19:35 | 5296784 Remington IV
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Guy Adami recommended it on ...   " Fast ( lose your )  Money"   ....  September 22

Mon, 10/06/2014 - 11:06 | 5294309 gdiamond22
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Booyah!

Mon, 10/06/2014 - 11:06 | 5294312 Berspankme
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I don't care I'm still holding my Bear Stearns

Mon, 10/06/2014 - 11:09 | 5294329 Cruel Aid
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Another epic call, lol

Hv to watch his show tonight...

Mon, 10/06/2014 - 11:09 | 5294338 SHEEPFUKKER
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I see you are into the rare collectibles....well played. 

Mon, 10/06/2014 - 11:06 | 5294317 Dr. Richard Head
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Does anyone have a link to a YouTube vidoe that documents all of Cramer's "great" stock picks and then the resulting carnage that ensued?  Kind of like the one where many of Bernanke's calls of housing being contained and the sort.

 

Mon, 10/06/2014 - 16:12 | 5295882 Lux Fiat
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No can do re the Cramer vid.  But if I had any video editing skills, I'd take the original video for this song and morph Cramer's head over the singer's...  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DEsqGOHo0nI

Mon, 10/06/2014 - 11:07 | 5294319 WhoIsJohnGaltCoin
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Double Babababababoooya

Mon, 10/06/2014 - 11:07 | 5294321 Smegley Wanxalot
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If GTAT has the "sapphire product that is going to go in the iPhone 6 launch" then can Apple be far behind?

Mon, 10/06/2014 - 11:13 | 5294360 BlindMonkey
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You can never predict how the mood of the buyers will bend at any given moment.

Mon, 10/06/2014 - 11:25 | 5294420 JimS
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Actually you can, the "buyers" will just bend over, and take it in the rear.

Mon, 10/06/2014 - 11:07 | 5294322 disabledvet
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"Bendable" apparently wasn't in the contract.

Take that one in your ass Jewmer. You phucks are running out of liquidity real fast. I hear the main gun on the new main line battle tank the. USA is working on is more than sufficient to take down the Empire State Building too.

Mon, 10/06/2014 - 11:09 | 5294335 Cacete de Ouro
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Bernanke has no idea, NONE

Cramer...Whiner...Whinger

http://youtu.be/SWksEJQEYVU

Mon, 10/06/2014 - 11:10 | 5294337 JimS
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How is this M*****Fu*ker allowed to show his ugly face on any media anywhere. Oops, he is Tribe, that's why.

Mon, 10/06/2014 - 11:14 | 5294368 JimS
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And, go ahead, flag/ down-arrow me for being racist/anti-semitic, I don't give a shit. This guy is a piece-of-shit.... pure and simple.

Mon, 10/06/2014 - 11:10 | 5294340 LULZBank
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You have to give him points for being shameless.

Mon, 10/06/2014 - 11:09 | 5294341 SloMoe
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Cramer, Gartman. Who else do you need?

Mon, 10/06/2014 - 11:27 | 5294429 DaddyO
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Ipecac?

DaddyO

Mon, 10/06/2014 - 12:24 | 5294663 koncaswatch
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Maybe we should ask Biderman  (Spl?) for his opinion.

Mon, 10/06/2014 - 11:10 | 5294348 astoriajoe
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Just trying to squeeze into Stolper's job. He knows CNBS is a sinking ship and wants to get back to some action.

Mon, 10/06/2014 - 11:12 | 5294356 SharkBit
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The guy is an epic failure!  BlaBlaBla.  Get a real job you dick.

Mon, 10/06/2014 - 11:14 | 5294361 disabledvet
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DEAD FROM THE NASDAQ MARKET SITE!

Mon, 10/06/2014 - 11:13 | 5294363 Spungo
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Number of people shocked by this: 0
It looks like the company was doing well until 2012. 2010 and 2011 ended with excellent cash flow, then it mysteriously went negative for 2012 and 2013. 

https://www.google.com/finance?q=NASDAQ%3AGTAT&fstype=ii&ei=3rAyVIDHEtLw...

 

Mon, 10/06/2014 - 11:22 | 5294399 JimS
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I believe that if you look closely into the financials it would reveal that a ton of money was heading out the back door. No one is going to jail, as the entire shit-show is fraudulent.

Mon, 10/06/2014 - 11:29 | 5294443 Richard Chesler
Mon, 10/06/2014 - 11:44 | 5294493 JimS
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Excellent list Richard, well done. Now the real question is: will any of these cocksuckers go to jail? Nope, as the SEC is too busy looking at porn sites, or they are being paid to look the other way. Which one is true, I do not know.... but they are not doing their job.

Mon, 10/06/2014 - 11:16 | 5294376 Frank N. Beans
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this should be good for cnbc ratings ... to fall some more.

 

Mon, 10/06/2014 - 11:17 | 5294380 stant
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Cramer you can't afford to pay attention!!

Mon, 10/06/2014 - 11:17 | 5294381 paint it red ca...
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If I remember correctly, "Washington Mutual is a bad Short!!!!!!!!!!!!". Shouted at the top of the fucker's lungs.

Mon, 10/06/2014 - 11:19 | 5294387 Tim Knight from...
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What a dork.

Mon, 10/06/2014 - 11:20 | 5294393 Rodders75
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Cramer...GTAT, Gartman...equities, ZH...gold ?

Mon, 10/06/2014 - 11:31 | 5294455 JimS
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Dude: do you have house/auto/life insurance? If so, why? Is it to protect yourself? If that is the case, then look at gold/silver as insurance against currency disaster. Really quite simple.

Mon, 10/06/2014 - 11:20 | 5294394 LULZBank
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If Cramer had shorts on GTAT...

Mon, 10/06/2014 - 11:28 | 5294430 JimS
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.... and if he did, he would never go to jail. That much I can be sure of.

Mon, 10/06/2014 - 11:20 | 5294396 mastersnark
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You can't get rich being the lowest bidder? Color me surprised...

Mon, 10/06/2014 - 11:26 | 5294422 syntaxterror
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That slimy faggot was just pumping and dumping. Same as it ever was. Baaaaa baaaaaa.

Mon, 10/06/2014 - 11:29 | 5294436 juggalo1
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Cramer's show is just entertainment.  I don't know many brokers with soundboards.  If people look at this as financial advice they deserve to lose their money.

Mon, 10/06/2014 - 11:34 | 5294473 RaceToTheBottom
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I am continually surprised that people like Crammer are not taken out.  There are a lot of very mad people out there....

 

Mon, 10/06/2014 - 12:34 | 5294693 InflammatoryResponse
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RTTB,

 

Exactly...  I've been waiting for that to start happening for a long time now.

 

some guy rendered penniless, his wife is sick/dying he has no money to care for her and he loses it.

 

Mon, 10/06/2014 - 12:41 | 5294725 RafterManFMJ
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Hate to disagree but if you're dumb enough to listen to a shouting freak making noises like he works in a carnival on your TeeVee, you deserve everything you got coming.

Mon, 10/06/2014 - 13:27 | 5294931 RaceToTheBottom
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So let me get your point straight, the person you described won't lose it, and look to take it out on the albino ape screaming on the TV?

Mon, 10/06/2014 - 14:57 | 5295427 RafterManFMJ
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Not at all; my point is if you're dumb enough to believe what a screaming freak on TeeVee says, you deserve to lose, and lose big.

Blaming a shill for being a shill instead of your moronic self for believing him is wrong-headed.

Note- this is Cramer specific and in no way denotes my attitude toward Dimon, Bernanke, Yellen, etc etc.

Mon, 10/06/2014 - 12:38 | 5294708 LooseLee
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Be patient, my friend. They will all get what they deserve in 'the end'....coming soon to a city near you!

Mon, 10/06/2014 - 11:35 | 5294478 orangegeek
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Cramer is a fluff girl for the bagholders that love to give it  away

 

Blow harder Cramer

Mon, 10/06/2014 - 11:38 | 5294491 pupdog1
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Cramer got exactly what he wanted out of this.

Mon, 10/06/2014 - 11:59 | 5294577 villainvomit
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Cramer the Cocksucker !!!!!

 

Hahahahahaha If he was so smart he would not be on CNBC .....wait...ok that's why he is on CNBC!!!!

 

Canicula asina Cramer !!!

 

Hahahahaha....

Mon, 10/06/2014 - 12:08 | 5294617 ghostzapper
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BlackRock second biggest bagholder but, but, but CNBCheerleaders seems to say BlackRock is nothing short of pure genius and they are the greatest thing ever seen in investing and finance. 

 

Let's see how they do post-Fed when they have to move beyond front-running the Fed after checking their email. 

Mon, 10/06/2014 - 12:17 | 5294640 Never One Roach
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I suspect there are many companies like GTAT in the wings just waiting for the right moment ...

3...2...1...KAPOW!!!!!!!!!!

Mon, 10/06/2014 - 12:20 | 5294654 studfinder
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I love Louis CK...but man they look alike....feel sorry for the bastard....wouldn't want to look like that stock pimping fuck face.

Mon, 10/06/2014 - 12:27 | 5294673 NoTTD
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His best call since "hold those Bear Sterns shares".

Mon, 10/06/2014 - 13:06 | 5294827 SanfordandSon
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Was that before or after his call on Wachovia, he's had sooo many I can't keep them straight anymore.  He belongs out back in our yard.

Mon, 10/06/2014 - 12:27 | 5294674 GFORCE
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Why is he still working? Probably because he backs his own calls and is low on funds. The tv appearances and books give the impression of a successful investor yet he is nothing but a salesman. 

Mon, 10/06/2014 - 12:34 | 5294696 Jethro
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I love Cramer!  He makes me feel really good about myself by comparison.

Mon, 10/06/2014 - 12:35 | 5294699 I Write Code
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Cramer was mildly amusing waaaay back before he even showed up on CNBC.

But sapphire has always been bad luck.

Mon, 10/06/2014 - 12:37 | 5294707 surf0766
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He should be in jail for helping to talk down the system in the 2008 crash

 

Mon, 10/06/2014 - 12:39 | 5294713 Cacete de Ouro
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Some of these institutional holders (in the Bloomberg top holders listing) are fully fledged dumbies, and some institutions are holding GTAT only because it's in their passive tracking universe (again, pretty dumb since their screening logic is by definition dumb)

Mon, 10/06/2014 - 12:42 | 5294722 NeedleDickTheBu...
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Wasn't GTAT one of Leo Kolivakis' "solar specials" back in the day?

Mon, 10/06/2014 - 12:44 | 5294731 curbyourrisk
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Will he have the BALLS enough to own up to this on his show today?

Mon, 10/06/2014 - 13:20 | 5294908 TheRideNeverEnds
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If he liked buying it over 18.00 he must LOVE buying it under 1.80!

Mon, 10/06/2014 - 12:52 | 5294757 NeedleDickTheBu...
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Looking forward to this on-air exchange between Jackie DeAngelis and Cramer:

DeAngelis:  At what point are you willing to concede that your recommendation of GTAT shares was for shit?

Cramer:  Deer-in-headlights look....

DeAngelis:  Let's go to a commercial break!

Mon, 10/06/2014 - 13:02 | 5294803 libertysghost
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The day this avatar finally means something...

 

And I have nothing to say.  Just like Cramer I bet!

Mon, 10/06/2014 - 13:03 | 5294807 vincent
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Shazaam Bitchez!

Time for a reverse mortgage to fund that trading account

Mon, 10/06/2014 - 13:05 | 5294820 fishwharf
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My multi trillion dollar Zimbabwe currency and Civil War Confederate bond certificates are doing better than Cramer's picks.

http://online.wsj.com/news/articles/SB1000142405274870373080457631495309...

Mon, 10/06/2014 - 13:08 | 5294838 indio007
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Will someone start a Kramer's Picks ETF so I can short it?

Easy money.

Mon, 10/06/2014 - 13:33 | 5294960 homiegot
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Will Jerry, Elaine and George help with the picks?

Mon, 10/06/2014 - 13:15 | 5294871 homiegot
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I'm waiting with bated breath for his next recommendation.

Mon, 10/06/2014 - 13:37 | 5294990 Mi Naem
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It's Facebook.  Look out below! 

Mon, 10/06/2014 - 13:17 | 5294879 stinkhammer
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"what a maroon!" -- Bugs Bunny

Mon, 10/06/2014 - 13:20 | 5294910 Lostinfortwalton
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And....it's gone!

Mon, 10/06/2014 - 13:24 | 5294929 exartizo
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it's been said here before but;

Cramer is a fucking idiot.

...a monkey with a dart gives better investment advice.

Mon, 10/06/2014 - 13:29 | 5294945 ilikepies
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I know without a doubt this man has a special place reserved. Im not sure if he knows what he has instore. It does include torment. A kind of bibilical torment.  It doesnt end. He may be special now but will be set symbol for all to to gasp and take heed. Iternal damnation. 

Mon, 10/06/2014 - 13:33 | 5294962 NaiLib
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I dont understand how any of you can look at CNBC at all. All of them are corrupt

Mon, 10/06/2014 - 13:36 | 5294981 Mi Naem
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Bbbbrrrrrriiinnnngngngng.

Yyyyyellow!

Uh, yes, Mr. Cramer?

You Betcha! 

Yes, Mr. Deogun would like to see you in his office right away. 

Oh, Sh1t, what's he want?  And what's Macke doin' around here? 

Mr. Deogun will discuss that with you in his office, right away

Mon, 10/06/2014 - 13:38 | 5295003 Fuku Ben
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I'm waiting for the version without comment and without sound

Cramer silent movies

brought to you by Roaring 20's Productions

Mon, 10/06/2014 - 13:56 | 5295122 Seasmoke
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I look forward to his excuse , a la Lehman......that's worth the price of admission. 

Mon, 10/06/2014 - 14:59 | 5295432 Lux Fiat
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Can't say that I have seen a skid mark like that on a daily chart before.  Carson Block's days of terrorizing various US-listed Chinese stocks in 2011 left some big ones, but not like this.

Mon, 10/06/2014 - 15:22 | 5295588 Chuck Knoblauch
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Cramer is stealing from the Federal Reserve.

Stealing worthless money from an insolvent company.

The real sucker is the one who exchanges his dollars for something of value.

Mon, 10/06/2014 - 15:30 | 5295643 limacon
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Eve : " Is this an Apple I see before me ?"

Adam : "Don't touch that ! It has no screen ! And those goo-goo snake-eyes means its a Vegas refugee !"

 

Eve : " My Hero ! I am Saved Again ."

Mon, 10/06/2014 - 15:54 | 5295797 22winmag
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Cramer: the all-time financial talking head you've ever wanted to slap senseless.

 

Except maybe Timmy G.

Mon, 10/06/2014 - 16:57 | 5296077 Monty Burns
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Seriously, given his track record, how does anybody pay any attention to Cramer?  In fact how does he still have a job?

Mon, 10/06/2014 - 18:56 | 5296623 The Wedge
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I have made good money off Cramer. In fact, I made nice coin on GTAT this year and GWPH, both pushed by Cramer. But I don't trade on his advice, I trade knowing his pattern and all the dupes that listen to him. It has worked quite well for me. If Cramer mentions a stock prominently in the morning, you will watch it go up and crater later or in after hours. Then the next day the rest of the dupes begin to get in. It really is pretty easy to game if you study what happens when he mentions stocks. It's not about him being right or wrong, it's about taking advantage of the pattern.

Mon, 10/06/2014 - 19:32 | 5296770 Rhal
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Well played Wedge.

Mon, 10/06/2014 - 16:27 | 5295957 Bondman_42
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I totally lost faith when he propped up Lenny Dykstra out as a financial Guru...
Maybe "he likes to watch"
anybody??

Mon, 10/06/2014 - 17:03 | 5296105 working class dog
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I wonder if APPLE is a saphire product too? I think not! Reason the split ocurred to suck in the remaining suckers before the dump. The growth story in APPLE is over, and the batman watch that they are trying to put together is another cluster.

Only thing they have is a boat load of cash, and a pay system to HOSE down the subscribers, so though APPLE will not dump I think it is dead money for now , in my humble opinion. I am avoiding unless for scalp trades.

Mon, 10/06/2014 - 18:41 | 5296560 brainlpb
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Does it sound like he reads his teleprompter too fast and trips over his words?

Mon, 10/06/2014 - 18:43 | 5296564 Rhal
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When is Cramer going to admit that there is no freely traded markets?

If you just want to make money, you need to follow what companies are paying the most in campaign contributions. Such "investments return about 1000%. Then hire some corporate lawers to arrange to borrow a few $M, leverage that up for a takeover of a rival that doesn't pay to put senators in their pockets, then flip a coin. Heads; you own a conglomorate paid for with other peoples money, Tails; your in the red and get a bail-out.

I feel bad that Cramer still believes in fundamentals. He's in the wrong decade.

Mon, 10/06/2014 - 23:11 | 5297458 BaggerDon
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Sucking in another generation of FOOOLS..............CMGI , anyone remember??????  Just another STOCK PIMP>>>> the next bear market should take out CNBC in total, CRAMER, JOE BAG A DONUTZ in the morning, and the rest, .... show old movies....absolutely worthless network..........u also gotta love the fast money boyz pumping stocks around their option plays.............

Mon, 10/13/2014 - 11:10 | 5323981 mannybackus
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That was a good day for me actually... Bought GTAT puts to make $80k that day!

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