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How Vladimir Putin Will Spend His 62nd Birthday
Whereas two months ago Obama spent his 53rd birthday in the usual style, by playing a casual round of golf with his Hawaiian childhood buddies at Andrews AFB before escaping to Camp David, tomorrow that other Cold War 2.0 nation leader, Vladimir Putin, will be celebrating his own birthday, the 62nd, in a way that is about as diametrically opposite as can be. As reported by RIA, the former KGB spy will spend the day in the Siberian taiga, a vast forested area in the northern regions of Russia covering hundreds of thousands of square miles, according to Presidential spokesman Dmitry Peskov told journalists on Monday.
"Putin has booked a holiday for tomorrow. Tonight he will fly over to Siberia, to the Siberian taiga, 300-400 kilometers away from the nearest town or village, where he will relax on his birthday," Peskov said.
To be sure, as golf is to Obama, so various outdoor unorthodox activities are to Vladimir Putin:
Peskov added that no "official meetings" were planned for Russian leader's birthday.
"Most likely, everyone will send their best wishes to the President tomorrow. Although I cannot tell you who he will be with, because I do not know," Peskov said.
"Everyone who can, will be able to reach him by phone. Also everyone who wants to will be able to send telegrams, just like they do every year. We receive a huge number of letters, best wishes, telegrams, etc.," Peskov commented.
The peculiar retreat into the wilderness is a first, even for the president known to wrestle various species of wildlife. When journalists asked the Presidential spokesman, why Putin decided to take time-off on his birthday for the first time, Peskov said that "everything is evolving... this year he decided to spend it this way."
"You know that in the past his birthdays were busy with official meetings, you know this year his timetable is not simply tight, but extremely tight, sometimes he gets close to a 24-hour-long busy schedule with a very large area to travel," Peskov explained.
And considering that over the next 5 months, Europe is only going to get colder and Putin's schedule will only get busier, as will the volume of angry inbound telegrams from unelected and cold Weastern European bureaucrats, resting up now is probably not a bad idea.
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It seems like some of the Tylers have a crush on the dear leader.
Man love at it's cuddliest
Vlads a real guy, unlike the limp wristed poseur that occupies the WH.
Is this from the guy's E-harmony page or what? This is still ZH right? or have I stumbled upon the Russian version of people magazine?
"If I owned a company, my employees would love me. They’d have huge pictures of me up the walls and in their home, like Lenin."— George Costanza (Seinfeld)
That driver in the last pic looks like W.
Putin holds a gun, while Obola holds a putter.
Yeah, Obama likes to hang onto Reggies putter, LOL.
Title should be:
Putin pics ZH Tyler Durden keeps posted in his mother's basement: Exclusive!
Putin is one kick ass mofo. No wonder the NWO hates him. Don't think Kissinger, Soros, and the Queen have pics like that. He's as kick ass as Obama is kiss ass.
Say that when it's you in the trenches against his army. Dumbass.
Why don't YOU go in the trenches if you feel like it. I won't fight to support some NWO moron who thinks he's the master of the Universe, just because he woke up one day in the WH...
It has nothing to do by who's in the White House!
“We are twice armed if we fight with faith.” — Plato
I beg to differ. Somehow, I don't believe that you could have pushed a guy like Eisenhower to declare war on Russia, or China... Even Truman, who was no political genius, had second thoughts about going toe to toe with China...
Just dont ask about the price of the 'rubble'
Putin's skiing on twin tips...I would like to see him go switch.
the 'ittle man in .. Broke Back Mountain!
Putin is such a homo. That's why he's snapping these macho pictures of himself. It's all a beard. He'd rather be wearing panties and nylons.
why so many stupid inane posts?
Doofus wants a cookie.
Most middle aged American men either ride bikes around with bank logos on them or they watch football on the couch so Putin is a threat to there manliness.
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/--r1UzwC7DFU/TbIveLmfjFI/AAAAAAAAMUw/U9loYvTbyf...
Maybe he wouldn't have climbed into the cage with China, but he climbed in with the Bonus Army. Slaughtered american vets. His former comrades. McArthur, Patton, Eisenhower. Hall of shame.
angel_of_joy,
Your history is pretty distorted.
Dwight D. Eisenhower
In office: January 20, 1953 – January 20, 1961
US overthrow of foreign governments by the Eisenhower administration:
1953 Iranian coup d'état
1954 Guatemalan coup d'état
1958 Lebanon Crisis
1959 Tibetan uprising
1959/1961 Cuba, Bay of Pigs Invasion
And I guess American history is not your favorite subject.
How can we tell?
You wrote: Even Truman had second thoughts about going toe to toe...
I guess you never heard of the “Truman Doctrine”
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Truman_Doctrine
“What you end up remembering isn't always the same as what you have witnessed.” -- Julian Barnes, The Sense of an Ending
Do you have such a list for every US pres?
Yep paid he is.
Not organized by US Presidents.
But, here's how I (you can) do:
Read Chomsky on the Computer (internet); then, Highlight whatever topic Chomsky is writing about, Right Click it with your mouse, and click on Search Google for…
You’ll be amazed how accurate Chomsky is about history.
Now, for what’s coming, for a raw view of how America society really functions, read Chris Hedges.
Chris Hedges has a very bleak view of the future of humanity, compare to Chomsky.
And I agree with Hedges.
http://www.chomsky.info/articles/199711--.htm
http://www.truthdig.com/staff/chris_hedges
And what the fuck is your point ? As said, none of them tried to start a war with a major power. When MacArthur tried to argue about nuking the Chinese in Korea, Truman just fired his ass. You're in no position to give me any history lessons... you little twat...
Thanks! I'm specifically interested in a list of all foreign entanglements the US has gotten into as rebuttals for president/party worshippers. Chomsky is sharp. He got banned from Israel for telling the truth too.
Sounds like you will be in the enemies trenches then, tool.
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dumbass
He is... the most interesting man in the world.
Stay thirsty for Vodka my friends.
He is... the most interesting man in the world.
Stay thirsty for Vodka my friends.
The taiga forest produce more O2 into the atmosphere than the Amazon rain forest does. Gives you some perspective to it's size.
Putin is badass while Obama is an ass!
http://www.tomatobubble.com/putin_obama.html#.U9vrUm0X30c.email
p.s. love the picture of Putin with the 9mm gun. Obama uses a water pistol and sometimes his wee wee.
Obama's a butter knife, Putin's a machete
Correction: "while Obama holds his putzer".
I thought that it was W too.
"Is this from the guy's E-harmony page or what?"
ROTFLMAO!!!
Who the fuck would you want in your foxhole???? limp wrist or the bear killer,,,fuck it,,, you choose...and with your kids on the line.....
Crack your jaw on that one my favorite friends on this the ZH... truth emporium..
We all know who the average ZHer wants "in their foxhole".
You, but specifically, your head.
I'd rather have Putin in the White House than...
Hillary Clinton, Barack Obama, Mitt Romney, John McCain, George W. Bush, John Kerry, Al Gore, Bob Dole, George HW Bush, and Bill Clinton.
You're just jealous because your boyfriend, Aunt Jemima"s idiot child, doesn't have any primary or secondary male sexual characteristics.
Yep...I agree...and this is why...Obama vs Vlad.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lAtn7rsToY
Reindeer pettin'? Yeah, Putin's bad like that....
chuck norris, watch yer..........just watch out....
"Reindeer pettin'? Yeah, Putin's bad like that....
chuck norris, watch yer..........just watch out...."
And they're RADIOACTIVE Reindeer at that !!
http://www.thelocal.no/20141006/radioactive-reindeer-found-in-norway
"Honey Putin doesn't care. Honey Putin doesn't give a shit."
Obama pets reindeer, but only as a prelude to interspecies sex.
Fixed your mistake. Obama pets male reindeer, but only as a prelude to interspecies sex.
Happy Birthday Vlad.
PS don't light the candles on the Birthday Cake,
It's all propaganda on all sides of course, but the kind of propaganda that Americans and Russians find attractive is rather revealing, no?
We seem to like our leaders engaged in non-violent, sweater wearing "non-offensive to anyone" activities. I don't think we'd be comfortable with a tiger-stabber leader.
Americans may not like a tiger-stabber leader but they sure love their droning metrosexual killers.
Just give me a "leader" who enjoys hunting wild boar with two good dogs and a machete.
Well, maybe that's overkill, but said boar-hunter would be preferable to the current Mr. Obola.
Ones like form 40 years ago
I don't think it's a crush. I think they get paid (probably indirectly) by the Russian state.
As for Vlad, I think he spent about an hour on his vacation takign those pictures. And he spent the rest of it fucking teenage boys.
I hope there's ebola in those discarded foreskins you're chewing, you budding zionist pederast
The best part about those pictures is WB can't do a mock up. They are already perfectly ridiculous.
I think they got the pics in the "manly vacation" folder mixed up with the pics in the "vist to the petting zoo" folder...I'm thinking his publicist is going on a more permanent vacation to siberia
He got your goat, Bob, just admit it. :-)
If only the Russian state would pay some of our elected officials to lure them away from the money provided by AIPAC. By the way, I think your comments about Putin are stupid, demeaning and of no value.
It's certainly interesting how frequently the Russophobe Putinoiacs resort to homo tarring and fag lames when they are unable to articulate any valid criticisms of President Putin.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Psychological_projection
Heywood is a member of the zionists who are still bitter Putin put a stop to their thieving.
YOU JERK!!
You made me laugh so hard, I hurt my back!
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Historyfucking teenage boys. You speak with the voice of experience?
stupid
Hey asshat, how's the weather in Tel Aviv?
Man do the ZH'ers love them some Putin. Panty-dropping like it's hot.
I'd like to think that Sunstein's megaphone trolls are better than this. Are you getting spread too thinly?
BTFATH propaganda?
Oh, what a man would do for his 30 silver coins... And to think that a few years back I was reading ZH religiously...
"It seems like some of the Tylers have a crush on the dear leader."
No, it's just that the contrast is so sharp.
Obama comes across as an unwise, left wing ideologue with visions of a liberal worldly paradise.
Putin comes across as a wise and strong leader looking out for what is best for HIS NATION.
We in the US just keep electing loser after loser!
Is that Ted nugent in the boat with him?'
That sure looks like Pavel Bure on the ice with Putin.
I think it is
That is Defense Minister Shoigu, and he's even more badass than Putin. I imagine that Putin likes to hunt the worlds most dangerous prey on his birthday.
a most interesting man.
Fonz, take a Xanax. :)
I would love to pike fish up there. Kind of like Northern Canada. Some fish up there have never seen a lure.
pods
LOL great call by you.
Good flick by the way speaking of that area.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V1pOjj49d9Y
It's great, until you want a chocolate shake, or a girlfriend or a dentist, etc.
Vlad don't need no stinkin' dentist. He's got a pair of pliers.
Damn, I cannot stand NY in November. Or even before I became southern (apologies to all the native Southerners) swimming in Maine. That was something you only do once.
I did figure out why the lobster tasted so good. They have refrigerators under the water to keep them cold up there!
pods
I would love to pike fish up there. Kind of like Northern Canada. Some fish up there have never seen a lure.
pods
<ahem>.....Pods.....you sure you're talking about fish and not Russian babes ? Just askin'. ;)
Nice. Well Mrs. pods would be in my boat so she would have to agree. And after the last bout we had with Stoli, I think she would be a bit too sober.
I too found Stoli not quite how I remembered it. We started calling it Kalashnikov ever since.
:)
pods
Happy Birthday Vlad!
http://finance.yahoo.com/q/bc?s=USDRUB=X&t=1y&l=on&z=l&q=l&c=
Yup, it's how a real man with his head screwed on straight might spend it.
Gotta say that he's got a Bucket List that can only be topped by my name's sake.
Have a great one, Vlad.
Happy Birthday Vladimir!
From all of us, ZeroHedge geeks who enjoy what you are doing to these clowns pretending they are leaders of the west.
IMO he is more of a statesman than any of the chicken-hawk warmongers of the west combined that I'm familiar with, starting with Obama, Cameron, Abbott, Hollande, and a whole bunch more!
My children (including my son Vladimir Gavrilovich) and my wife and I pray that God grant you Many Years, Vladimir Vladimirovich.
Happy Birthday Vlad.....Watch this video.
VIDEO:OBama workout vs...Vlads.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lAtn7rsToY
Do you think they dare to drop some bombs where he's going to be?
Being shot from a cannon? Into a hoard of bears... Then bare back riding a bear into a pack of wolves and single-handedly wolf whispering to the wolves... before finding artefacts of an ancient civilisation and also finding some alluvial gold deposits which lead to the biggest gold vein on earth
The only bare back riding that Obama does is with Reggie. Take your pick.
What better place from which to initiate a nukular strike than an undisclosed locations hundreds of kilometers in the middle of a forest?
What better place from which to be picked off by a drone than an undisclosed locations hundreds of kilometers in the middle of a forest?
Yeah, good luck with your stupid drone anywhere close to a Russian border...
Hey BKBroiler, what better place to find you in lol than your namesake, dont be a jealous loser like the rest of your kin.
There is a similarity though, "It's great to be King".
jmo.
(By the way, Go Giants)
sounds like the "no way in hell to catch ebola" vacation
can i go?
Hope he takes my man Snowden with him.
Not a single bathhouse in any of those pics
Or Reggie.
Not a single golf club either.
If he had ZH'ers would be all over him for his choice of clothes... oh wait.
putin is in siberia to determine how cold he wants the euros to be this winter.
I'm old enough to remember the KGB of the cold war days. I have no doubts about Putin and the treachery, etc he is capable of..
That said, Putin is a LEADER even if we all agree the direction isn't what we'd like. At least he LEADS.
I dunno what one calls what Barry and his band of lackeys does, but it sure isn't "leading".
He's the only world leader I'd have any interest in meeting. Barry and the rest of the New Bolshevik frontmen, forget it.
You can lead into an abyss or a dead end. Just leading means fuck-all.
Personally don't like leaders. I like to decide for myself and I hate big government too. The less leading, the fuck-ups happen. The Swiss don't have leaders but instead have the closest thing to direct democracy out there - and they do really well for themselves. I wonder why.
You guys should know more than anybody else about leaders going over the cliff...
The Swiss do well because they never let the joos control their money...
Hmmm.... I don't believe you.
Barry and his legions of Dingle Barrys
Leading from the rear...
Why are we projecting Obama’s and Stalin's warmongering on Vladimir Putin?
As for Putin and the KGB, Bush #I was head of the CIA.
Putin’s career in the KGB also saw a considerably different organization than the old agency under Stalin. Essentially, the modern KGB is a bureaucratic organization where career officers are promoted based on their service to the nation.
As J. Michael Waller wrote in his book, ”Russia: Death and Resurrections of the KGB”: The KGB has many structures and functions that were necessary for the preservation of a democratic society. “Like any country, and more than most, Russia needs services to fight organized crime, terrorism, and weapons trafficking; to conduct intelligence and counter-intelligence, to guard borders and protect elected leaders; and to perform various other duties related to law enforcement and national security.”
In short, the modern KGB is not like the CIA; it’s considerably more inclusive with its responsibility to the Russian Federation. The CIA is a spy agency.
Sharon Tennison in “Who is Vladimir Putin? Why Does the US Government Hate Him?” sheds more light on Putin and the KGB:
“March 2000: I arrived in St.Petersburg. A Russian friend (a psychologist) since 1983 came for our usual visit. My first question was, ‘Lena what do you think about your new president?’ She laughed and retorted, ‘Volodya! I went to school with him!’ She began to describe Putin as a quiet youngster, poor, fond of martial arts, who stood up for kids being bullied on the playgrounds. She remembered him as a patriotic youth who applied for the KGB prematurely after graduating secondary school (they sent him away and told him to get an education).
“He went to law school, later reapplied and was accepted. I must have grimaced at this, because Lena said, ‘Sharon in those days we all admired the KGB and believed that those who worked there were patriots and were keeping the country safe. We thought it was natural for Volodya to choose this career.”
http://www.globalresearch.ca/who-is-vladimir-putin-why-does-the-us-government-hate-him/5381205
One of the keywords of this article is SPY. Is that some type of ZH hint?
Putin would have ZH for breakfast, unless there is an understanding
Well...those were General Electric turbines installed on the Dnieper back in the 50's. Russians blew up that entire dam complex during their retreat...which was rebuilt in the 1950's.
Be interesting to see what Kiev is using for power "post Chernobyl"...won't be here of course.
Beware the drones, white man.
Vladimir Putin =/= Richard Branson.
Hmm,never see Putin with a chick, wonder if he is a trowser pilot ???
Putin is not to be trusted in the realm of sex. Trust me. It's not the orgies that's the problem, it's the illegal procurement pipeline that he used to facilitate that's the problem.
Looks like he's doing ok: http://dailyentertainmentnews.com/breaking-news/alina-kabaeva-vladimir-p...
ooh, an olympic gymnast, that ought to be fun !!! Must be hell though,to get scored foreach dismount...
What does he see in her?
http://img004.lazygirls.info/people/alina_kabaeva/alina_kabaeva_rhythmic...
I see what you mean.
She's got some bruises on her leg.
From what I read Putin was divorced in the last year (from a long marriage) and has older kids.
So he might be busy in his cabin.
If they have a boy he's going to be a diabolical Justin Bieber.
seems to be your thing...
stupid post
Putin tries too hard to be macho. He's a poser. How's the ruble, Vlad?
On the other hand, Obama is a puffter.
think he is just doing what ever a billinaire does, but the spot light follows-no thanks, but show no enviousity unless that is the life you want. i wouldn't trade for it, that's a no brainer. more power to him...
Not an English monitor, but " enviousity "?? Seriously?
I see a dude enjoying the beautiful nature of his country. I dont see some dual citizen on his super megayacht bought with money stolen from common Russian folk. I like what I am seeing.
Lest I remind you of Obama's work out video or first pitch.
The dude is a sock puppet dork.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZGhNAwaKdk#t=32
Lest I remind you of Obama's work out video or first pitch.
The dude is a sock puppet dork.
Check out the "Mom" jeans he wore on that first pitch if you get a chance.
That itself is a war crime.
He is also playing a game of statego planning ww3
Barack Hussein Obama
Pussy in Chief
the anti-christian hate for putin in western media, so transparent:
this may be why:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u3d_yxJhmjk
Note the lack of a teleprompter. He must be an evil commie.
Excellent Spasibo
Putin's father was Stalin's chef, the apple doesn fall far from the trees, he is a killer.
i doubt that stalin needed his chefs for killing... maybe the guy made good cabbage stew.
BFD
It's getting to the point that your local cop is a killer, too.
he is a killer.
As compared to the droner-in-chief who has bombed seven Muslim countries and droned more than 2400 people including women and children and wedding parties?
More than 2,400 dead as Obama’s drone campaign marks five yearshttp://www.thebureauinvestigates.com/2014/01/23/more-than-2400-dead-as-o...
The Nobel Prize Winner almost lied his way to a major war with Syria last year. He has his war now:
Pulitzer Prize-winning investigative journalist Seymour Hersh has published an article demonstrating that the US government and President Barack Obama knowingly lied when they claimed that the Syrian government had carried out a sarin gas attack on insurgent-held areas last August.
http://www.wsws.org/en/articles/2013/12/10/pers-d10.html
“If there is a country that has committed unspeakable atrocities in the world, it is the United States of America. They don’t care for human beings,” Mandela
Not disagreeing with you, ok?
I'm measuring 0bama using the ruler established over the last century or so:
Mao: 60M killed http://popten.net/2010/05/top-ten-most-evil-dictators-of-all-time-in-ord...
Stalin: 20M - 60M killed http://www.ibtimes.com/how-many-people-did-joseph-stalin-kill-1111789
Hitler: 25M killed
Pol Pot: 1-3M killed
etc.
Harry Truman: 5M killed (and that's just in Korea)
Mao was brought to power by Stalin
Stalin was brought to power by Lenin and Trotsky (Bronstein)
Lenin and Trotsky were brought to power by Rothschild and Schiff
Hitler was brought to power by Rothschild and Schiff (Balfour Declaration and Versai Treaty)
Rothschild and Schiff were brought to power by gullible Americans who allowed Federal Reserve.
Now do your math.
I can do the math, but your chain of events is associative at best and absolutely not causative.
1) Rothschild and Schiff were a power long before the Fed, not the other way around.
2) The Tsar was brought down in part due to the money lent by R&S, but that doesn't ipso facto cause Lenin and Trotsky to come to power. Many, many things transpired between the two events which could have easiliy derailed their coming to power given the many other "players in the game".
3) Hitler, an unabashed anti-semite, was brought to power by Jacob Schiff, an unceasing supporter of Zionism?! That's hard to believe on its face.
It's the Internet where lots of assertions get made.
Stalin was not a Russian. He was a Georgian criminal.
From 1917 thru Stalin was never Russians in control.
Even Kruschev and Breznev were Ukraine nationals.
Manela? The Boers shouda wacked him.
I guess you have missed the covert and overt coups by the US over the last 100 years and the widespread death and destruction that came in their wakes.
A killer chef? Whoa, that sounds like a TV serial. You do NOT cross those dudes.