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Obama: Errr, ahhh, new stategy Joe.
Biden: Whats that?
Obama: Children bum rushing the border infected with ebola!
Biden: Brilliant! To the gates of hell!!!
Hope and Change. *cough*
Love the LEGO guy on the desk.
We could probably get rid of the free shit army just by hanging a sign that says FREE EBOLA
Too cruel!!! :-)
+100
LOL....Next they'll be adding an ebola mask allowance to the EBT cards.
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+1 for Georgia Guidestones....
We took a vote.....you get to go first.
Firing squad.....or nailgun?
Just when they FINALLY convinced me everything is going to be alright.
As the saying goes, You Really Know How to Hurt a Guy, WB.
I do think the ears are a bit too big, our CIC does not seem to listen to anybody.
Wonderful work as always, especially with all the excitement in your own backyard.
The people who survive any crisis have one thing in common, They all have a plan and it's adaptive.
http://thebookgallery2014.blogspot.com/2014/08/beyond-ebola-preparation....
Obama bringing ebola here is his direct response to us wrapping OBL in bacon and dumping him overboard.
Selling weapons to our muslim enemies is just a bonus.
Nah, it's not EBOLA, you gotta say it like
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEBOLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Ebola is not a disease.
ISIS is not islam.
We can't ban travel from Africa.....it would make them feel bad.
We can kill without hesitation as long as will do it with respect and no hurt feelings. Gold stars for everyone! Especially anyone who dies of ebola or a rusty knife to the neck.