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LET THEM EAT CAKE!!!
LET THEM EAT HORSESHIT!!!
IR, I was just gonna follow up on your comment, but have since had a miniature ah-hah.
I can't bother with it anymore.
It's so bad I'm almost to the point of complete close down.
Circuits shorting out.
They're taking too much effort to pay attention to anymore.
knuks, get some sleep. Seriously. The world needs you.
particularly those frequent here.
Knuks, it's like they don't even care anymore to even try and care. This thing has legs. I've felt it since the get go cuz it ties in so many things from control to fear to loss of liberty.
"THIS THING HAS LEGS"
HmmWow...on Drudge
http://ts1.mm.bing.net/th?&id=HN.608031553965526461&w=300&h=300&c=0&pid=...
and the law...
Conn. Health Commissioner Granted Quarantine Power
http://www.boston.com/health/2014/10/07/state-health-commissioner-grante...Hmm. ....how much longer before they declare all conservatives need to be quarantined, or the elections canceled. Funny how this shit suddenly becomes an issue just before an election that the Democrats are predicted to loose by a landslide. ...
Its when they stop talking about it that you know its time to pay attention.
Just like those reactors in Japan that no one wants to talk about anymore.
I made mine days earlier...
The CDC has lost a lot of credibility for the sake of politucal correctness. If anyone thinks a large gummint bureaucracy has US citizens @ heart or can solve any major priblem facing the U.S., they deserve obamascare, rising inflstion, higher taxes and a lower & lower standard of living while the ruling elite live grand imperial opulent overprivileged lifestyles on the backs of tax paying U.S. citizen serfs & peasants. Crazy.
The CDC is like post office. So is NASA. Total joke and waste of money.
At least you can visit the post office and even mail a letter. CDC and NASA wount even let you in the door.
Quebecois?
non.
That's why we're in this mess, poor dietary choices...
DaddyO
the cake is a lie.
Bend over and receive your vaccination, peasant!!!!
Speaking of vaccination. Several cases of leg paralysis following HPV vaccination in Brazil.
But at least she wont have a warty asshole and cervix! Win win? I think so.
Just makes her that much easier to catch.
May be indiot giving the vacination speared the sciatic nerve in the butt.
Oh sure. Couldn't possibly be the vaccine itself, could it.
Do you work for the CDC by any chance?
Laboratory-Grown Penises Rady to be Tested In Humans
http://www.iflscience.com/health-and-medicine/laboratory-grown-penises-r...
Are You Ready?
I can't name a single government agency that I would trust as far as I could spit (or projectile vomit).
I trusted C. Everett Koop, when he was Surgeon General.
God rest his soul.
Who is now Obama's Surgeon General? We haven't heard much from that office about Ebola, or anything. His first appointee quit. She is a morbidly obese black woman that was another do nothing just like Eric Holder, and a slave to big pharma.
That man did more single-handedly to stop the spread of sexually transmitted diseases (including AIDS) than anyone else before or since. You watch him in that clip where he talks about condoms and it's like your grandfather giving you the birds & bees talk. Sex is the LAST thing you're thinking about after getting that talk.
But in all seriousness, anyone know who the Surgeon General is today? Me neither. (It's Boris Lushniak. WHO??)
eyyyy its-a-me its-a-Boris you is remember to my adwhys drink full three glas vodka for good hellth
That would be great if it was OUR Boris, wouldn't it?
How can we get Boris Alotovkrap into the Surgen General's office?
Hell, now that we have had a Kenyan as President, why not a former Russian? I'd vote for Boris on principle.
When I was a kid, my daddy chain-smoked Lark cigarettes while he drove me to track practice with the windows up.
Koop stuck it to big tobacco and the fascist politicians that supported it. He was my hero.
Grow your own, smoke your own, but don't make me breath it, or subsidize it.
Subsidize it? Son, I am the one who subsidizes it. Me and millions like me who pay BILLIONS in cigarette taxes. You should THANK me. I make your tax bill LOWER. And since I'm going to die early, I won't be a burden on SS or Medicare.
I'm smoking one right now. I won't make you breathe it, but know now who's carrying the load.
Besides, Ebola can't get through the thick protective coating of tar in my lungs, so there's one more way smokers like me aid society.
You can have my cigarettes when you pry them from my cold, dead fingers, which should be sometime in about the next 10 years.
Saw on Drudge today that about 1/3 of the population has at any given time an STD. So like....Dude...like...who is paying for that? Not ObamaCare I hope. After all, it is self inflicted. I think you should go to jail if you have an STD. Something about destruction of public property.
Then we have Sandra Fluke. She wants the government to pay for contraceptives. She being female, I suppose she contemplates the oral type - w/o any barriers. If I were a woman, I would want the guy to pay for the contraceptives and wear the barrier. I wouldn't want to get anything nasty from him. How many guys ould refuse to pay? Really. You know...give them a Hobsons choice and see what happens.
CDC statistics, and their track record is less than stellar.
HH, I seldom disagree with you, but who did Koop's boss stick it to? A carton if butts went from $15 to $50, and PM raised their dividend to $4 three weeks ago, closing just under $84 today which a quick napkin calc looks like a 4.7% DY. I find it quite telling that no one can name the surgeon general today, but I fail to consider it a loss.
That's all very PC of you. Congratulations.
They really should fucking thank us.(smokers)
On a side note, I inadvertanly dropped the f bomb , wasn't directed at him, while talking to a building inspector. He told me " no need for the potty mouth" , like I was in kindergarten. I will be face to face with this twit tomorrow, this should be good.
Then my subs enlightened me, I have to go twinkle toes, because he's real religious. O, parden me.
Potty mouth, over and out.
lol...looks like its some cat named Boris (natch) who worked his way up through the viral bureaucratic food chain to become the most invisible man in this entire "crisis".
Nice pointer HH ;-)
Arrrrrh, an er me taught e were de kaptin o de Nautilus. Errrr.
Didn't she have a classic line about masturbation? Something like, "It's better to pull yourself than carpet-bomb a small, defenseless country."
Oh and just in case you thought the journalists were honest back in the day, check out this clip. I've watched it at least a half-dozen times, and it still brings me to tears, and it ain't sadness-
From 1996: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b3cweVBWoSg
I can't decide if I'd rather have C Everett Coop or Morgan Freeman talk me through masturbation. It really is kind of a toss-up which would be less interesting (and creepier).
It's a personal quirk of mine I know, but I don't trust anyone who truncates their first name in favor of the honorary name (in most cases) that their parents gave them. If they add a Dr., and insist on being called Dr. on top of it, it makes them doubly dubious.
Same goes for hyphenated last names, like Debbie Was-a-Man Schultz. I stole that from another comrade here, but it's fuckin' true;
Those who do this are purposely trying to confer false authority on themselves.
My 2 cents.
Take care, hedgeless.
Few people who seek elevated office suffer from small egos. Not that they are necessarily bad people, I'm married to one, but people just have to be who they think they should or need to be.
That first sentence is solid gold, my Oldwood friend! You're right, they're not necessarily 'bad people', but they do tend to think that they know what's best for the community, and it's a heirarchy that extends all the way to the House of Rothschild, nee Bauer.
I'll almost guarantee you that your spouse knows nothing of this. Further, if it was presented to her, she would reject it summarily.
The main family that owns this space is called Rothschild, but that is not their real name. In German Rothschild means Red Sheild, and Mayer Anhelm Bauer, who founded the bank, discovered that it was much better to control assets, than to own them.
The Red Shield bank became the surname of the family who owned it, a sleight of hand that is only rivaled in it's audaciousness by the current US Federal Reserve.
As an example, you and I own 'assets', no? Do we control all of the proceeds from said 'assets'? The answer is a resounding NO! Right off the bat, your government takes at least a third of your produce in the form of income taxes. Then, the variuos State, County and Municipal "authorities" claim their pound of flesh, and woe be unto you if you incurred debt while starting up your enterprise, because this is where the House of Rothschild gets directly into your pocket.
It's not wise to think of your government and the international banks as seperate entities. They are one and the same.
People tend to bitch about the 'next level up' from them in their particular heirarchy. They almost never consider that 'the next level up' is doing exactly the same thing.
Never mind the branches, strike the root.
I always am skeptical of the "man" who adopts a hyphenated name.
I agree about General Koop. He was definitely at the forefront of a great many things.
Dr. Kermit Gosnell is Obama's Surgeon General.
yeesh
The Koop sent me condoms! Yes, cheese from Reagan and condoms from the Koop!
Hey HH, I liked Kopp too, and those warnings are still on ciggies and booze.
But that 'morbidly obest black woman', when she was in office, was one of the 100 most trusted people in the United States, according to good old Readers Digest.
http://www.surgeongeneral.gov/about/previous/biobenjamin.html
Go figure. A SG that epitomizes one of the biggest public health problems in the US today - obesity.
But the point of the article is for real, not ONE FUCKING WORD from the current Boris on Eboloa. Not a public health problem, I guess.
How many more cases in the US before it is?
Or projectile liquishitstream out your bleeding ass
Didn't that clown wear a clown outfit
Ok, ok. I was talking to my token libtard buddy. Tried to be real NON POLITICAL. But, with a lib, it's impossible .
So I says " did you see the meathead with the pressure washer, blowing down the Ebola vomit? "
Now this guy is educated. Not stupid, per se, but uber lib.
His response... " what was he supposed to do?"
They will not,can not, admit the gov screws up. Even with video. It's almost comical.
Ebola dies in seconds when exposed to sunshine and fresh air. So, what was he supposed to do?
They should have had partial chlorine mixed with the water from pressure cleaner. Chlorine kills anything. I would tell your token buddy to F Off.
He'd be more believable if he rolled up his sleeves.
And worked part time at McBola as a sandwich artist.
trulz4lulz, POST OF THE DAY!
Ha thanks but I dont know about all that, there is some real funny shit laying around here, if youre into gallows humor.
It there any other kind of humor these days?
He's the one dr you were alowed to keep
But...but...surely Ebola is covered under Obamacare?
Most likely under fema
Well, effectively, it is: "If you like your ebola, you can keep your ebola."
"I'm sorry to inform you that the Obama vaccine is not on the Government's Ebolacare formulary."
Hopefully this is from the Ocare website...it would be re-ass-u-r-in-g ?
http://ts1.mm.bing.net/th?&id=HN.608031553965526461&w=300&h=300&c=0&pid=...
Obolagate.
Gating off the virus immediately.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plague_doctor
http://www.vladtv.com/blog/199293/akon-explains-why-he-crowd-surfed-in-p...
When bankers rule the world, EVERYTHING bows to their influence. Except maybe that one pesky little hemoraegic fever virus.
With only the slightest degree of my openly acknowledged cynicism of their motives.
"This is about protecting the "homeland" from danger and foreign threats! Our borders are completely secure! If you see something, say something!"
I almost choked on using the word homeland but its relevant.
Listen.
"I will follow Obola to the gates of hell"!
People who angrily reply, downvote and cannot sense the dark sarcasm of BET in 3...2...1...
Thats good. Because thats exactly where he's headed.
What a short trip it would be...
Red Rider - Lunatic Fringe
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTFVMMCwsss (4:16)
That was one seriously badass song when it first came out. I still love it. I don't need an iPod to play it in my head- I know it note-for-note. You know what it's about, right?
Distant Early Warning
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x1vxqu_rush-distant-early-warning_music
Indeed, the opening track from the 1984 album 'Grace Under Pressure'...
finished with Between The Wheels :
"We can go from boom to bust, from dreams to a bowl of dust.
We can fall from rockets' red glare down to "Brother can you spare...?"
Another war
Another wasteland
and another... lost generation
Live 10 years ago during their 30th anniversary tour (HAPPY 40th RUSH!)
Jon Rappoport - CDC Fraud: Vaccine Autism Link & Ebola
http://www.redicecreations.com/radio/2014/09/RIR-140926.php
September 26, 2014
Jon Rappoport is an investigative journalist, author and publisher of the website nomorefakenews.com. He has worked as an investigative reporter for 30 years, writing articles on politics, medicine, and health. Jon has delivered lectures and seminars on global politics, health, logic, and creative power to audiences around the world. He returns to give a complete run down on the recent CDC scandal. On August 25, 2014 the CDC published a press release defending its 2004 study on autism. Two days later CDC whistleblower publicly admits he and his co-authors cooked that study and committed fraud. The CDC was referring to the 2004 study whistleblower William Thompson co-authored, the study he admitted was fraudulent, the study he and his co-authors slanted to bury the connection between the MMR vaccine and autism. Jon discusses the complexities behind this huge cover-up. Actor, Rob Schneider also said he has a copy of "the original CDC report that was later suppressed and fraudulently changed." Later, Jon talks about the striking similarity between the Thompson and Snowden stories. In this extended interview, we’ll continue discussing the vaccine as well as the length the CDC and government will go to obscure damage they’ve created. We’ll move on to talk about the Ebola epidemic. We’ll hear how the CDC is getting their numbers on cases and how it is being diagnosed. The CDC claims that there will be “1 million Ebola cases by January.” As Ebola victims fly into Western nations, Jon discusses what possible scenarios are being planned in the near future in Western nations.
http://rediceradio.net/radio/2014/RIR-140926-jonrappoport.mp3
The lies of the CDC caused at least a quarter million extra cases of autism - that is rewarding the taxpayers who employ the CDC:
At LEAST 250,000 African-American male children could have been spared (Autism) if the CDC scientists had told the truth when the increased risk was first known to them in 2001. Please remember that this is the number of African-American male children who are CURRENTLY under the age of 18, and does not include any of the children who were over the age of five in 2001. Those victims of the CDC’s deception are no longer considered children so they are not included in the 250,000 number.
http://www.ageofautism.com/2014/08/cdc-whistleblower-and-probability-of-...
This crap annoys me! Might want to also read the retraction to the above quoted published article. whoops
"The Editor and Publisher regretfully retract the article [1] as there were undeclared competing interests on the part of the author which compromised the peer review process. Furthermore, post-publication peer review raised concerns about the validity of the methods and statistical analysis, therefore the Editors no longer have confidence in the soundness of the findings. We apologise to all affected parties for the inconvenience caused."
http://www.translationalneurodegeneration.com/content/3/1/22
Also fairly hard to blame vaccines for Autism when it clearly develops during pregnancy. and there is a genetic link.
http://consumer.healthday.com/cognitive-health-information-26/autism-new...
Seriously there is some necessary and not nice stuff in vaccines but they dont cause Autism. The anti-vaccs need to find a new disease!
By the way i'd gladly have an autistic child over a dead one.
My all time favorite I heard on the radio yesterday. We suffer from a psychological condition called aversion behavior since we don't want to have a thing to do with Ebola. (I call it survival instinct) I don't want that shit around me and I am the one with the disease process. Absolutely incredible was my thought when I heard my speakers in my car spout such inanane nonsense. I can absolutely guarantee you this will be the next "Polar vortex" reason for our economy being in the shitter, needing more QE, etc, ad nauseum.
You nailed it. Another crisis to the rescue. Government saved by bloody puke.
Santa 2014 coming down the chimney...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plague_doctor
@Au_Canary: Aug 2011 - MIT Lincoln Laboratory researchers develop technique to cure a broad range of viruses (INCLUDING EBOLA) https://t.co/EnYqvaw2ld
quite interesting ...
but, it would appear that
DRACO has entered the
"Valley of Death":
http://thedracofund.org
gotta love the May Day tweet ...
https://twitter.com/DRACOfund/status/461875328416501760
"No one is watching...not yet!"
before May 1st, no tweets containing
the string "ebola" ... since May 1st,
probably three 9s.
Listen.
Toon time bitchez!
News flash! Jesse Jackson is in Dallas, apparantly checking on the black ebola patient making sure he's getting good care. Any recommendations?
Big wet kiss?
Sew his mouth to his ass?
Take up a collection on ZH for an all expenses paid trip for him to visit Louis Farrakhan next ;-)
Living in Dallas as I do, Jesse coming to see us is everything I have hoped for in my life. I can now die happy
Low choking and puking noises coming from down the hall
Maaybe you can offer to rent a convertable Lincoln for him.
The ebola patient should wear a HAZMAT suit so he doesn't pickup any STD's from Jesse.
http://ts1.mm.bing.net/th?&id=HN.608031553965526461&w=300&h=300&c=0&pid=...
Yep, he can eat shit and die please.
It's funny because we all know those suits don't prevent you from getting ebola.
Hey....sometimes they work. And sometimes the fly hanging out in the puddle of Ebola-vomit lands on you once you de-suit.
You pays your money and you takes your chances.
that's not your run of the mill suit in the cartoon, it's an SCBA, meaning it's fully contained. They are usually used to clean up aerosolic hazardous waste spills - like HCL, which will incinerate your trachea if inhaled. So if Ebola can get through that, then it's even more impressive than the ZH chicken littles are screaming it is.
"Artist's Impression Of How Americans Perceive Government Ebola Statements
It is not confined to just ebola statements.
Let me know when the first cop gets it.
That's a sobering thought, imagine a jail setting like the way overcrowded multistory one downtown LA.. not a pleasant thought.
Funny that you mention that one. Its the exact one that got me thinking it.
Ugly wrench in the progressive's immigration political gearup of open borders
Why did I immediately think the mic looks like a little skull?
"Firestone Did What Governments Have Not: Stopped Ebola In Its Tracks"
Firestone detected its first Ebola case on March 30, when an employee’s wife arrived from northern Liberia. She’d been caring for a disease-stricken woman and was herself diagnosed with the disease. Since then Firestone has done a remarkable job of keeping the virus at bay. It built its own treatment center and set up a comprehensive response that’s managed to quickly stop transmission. Dr. Brendan Flannery, the head of the U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention’s team in Liberia, has hailed Firestone’s efforts as resourceful, innovative and effective.
Currently the only Ebola cases on the sprawling, 185-square-mile plantation are in patients who come from neighboring towns…
When the Ebola case was diagnosed, “we went in to crisis mode,” recalls Ed Garcia, the managing director of Firestone Liberia. He redirected his entire management structure toward Ebola.Firestone didn’t see another Ebola case for four months. Then in August, as the epidemic raced through the nearby capital, patients with Ebola started appearing at the one hospital and several clinics across the giant rubber plantation. The hospital isolation ward was expanded to 23 beds and a prefab annex was built. Containing Ebola became the number-one priority of the company. Schools in the town, which have been closed by government decree, were transformed into quarantine centers. Teachers were dispatched for door-to-door outreach.
Hundreds of people with possible exposure to the virus were placed under quarantine. Seventy-two cases were reported. Forty-eight were treated in the hospital and 18 survived. By mid-September the company’s Ebola treatment unit was nearly full.
As of this weekend, however, only three patients remained: a trio of boys age 4, 9 and 17.
http://www.npr.org/blogs/goatsandsoda/2014/10/06/354054915/firestone-did...
Hazmat suits do not keep Ebola out and, ZHers being among the first to scream AIRBORNE, are now asked to find something that WILL keep Ebola out.
You know the lead aprons radiologists wear? Would Ebola get through that? Problem is they're too heavy. Aluminum is too fragile. ZH - What would keep Ebola out?
High temperatures.
I was just thinking to myself that CDC stands for what it really is - a centre for controlling disease - in other words they control the progress of disease to suit their own ends.