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Ooooohhhh, so THAT'S what they mean by "Vlad the Impale Her".
Fuckbama the big doofus puppet, shit-dicked chalky skinned Commie Bankster Taint Licker.......
Putin the gangster, strong armed, KGB pasty white motherfucker.....
STOP all the fucking Vlad worship...you fuckers look silly.
Go ahead....red arrow me.....and say "I'm (you're) a fucking idiot as you do.
These fucks are politicians of two nasty assed different sorts.
The globe would be better off without them - both of them - and a whole LOT of other motherfuckers in "charge" too.
Putin is a dickless wonder.
he's got bigger balls than our community organizer
Could you please not subject us to your obsurd homoerotic fantasies? Only Zino-bitches like you hate Vlad because Vlad drove the snakes, a lot of them anyhow, out of Russia. No more blood-sucking for you and yours and now you're crying about it. Get off your ass, grow a pair and get a real job instead of this trolling for Zinos bs.
William,
PLEASE tell me she doesn't have a 'package'.
(It's a Camel toe, it's a Camel toe, it's a Camel toe...)
Comrade Vlad had better switch to something stronger than alcohol...
obviously you never saw a cunt of your whole life.
OBVIOUSLY, you like chicks with dicks.
Fucking dick she has is hanging down to her mid-thigh.
I think you might be a FAGGOT. In fact, I'm SURE.
YOU FUNNY BOI. COME HERE, SUCK MOMMA'S DICK.
lol
Great stuff WB7
From Russia, with Looooovvvve!
That's a real pussy riot.
Thanks for the perspective WB! Excellent work, and glad you were there to record some of the realtiy. Lloyd as the MIB squid, though....just fabulous!
The lady or the tiger?
"Dead black bear cub found in New York's Central Park"
A harsh birthday message to Vladimir Putin or an allegory of what's occurring on Wall Street?
This link is for Lady Nuland if she thinks the Russian people are about to rise up against Putin and ship him off to Elba.
http://www.theatlantic.com/international/archive/2014/10/vladimir-putin-...
And speaking of Nuland, how about this one of Nuland's double chin facing off against Porochenko's?
It's a close call but I think Nuland has it by a whisker.
http://en.ria.ru/analysis/20141007/193747200/Nuland-Anxious-to-Shift-Kie...
Called The Chosen, they certainly weren't chosen for their looks. Maybe that's why they're so angry all the time?
Actually, they were chosen to play the piano and violin and to sing. They are descended from the pre-Greek Amphitheatre tribe of Come Make a Joyful Noise.
Nobody listens to that kind of music any more. So they got angry and bought all the punk and independent record labels.
Btw, don't count on your looks. They last about 10 years. You got to get married before you lose them.
Or you'll end up with Nuland. (Look at what happened to her!)
It would be nice if the price of AK's come down for Vlad's birthday.
Makes me wish I was Russian.
Blowgun vs The Spook Who Loved Me
The big barrier called Putin
"Presidential Proclamation -- To Modify the List of Beneficiary Developing Countries Under the Trade Act of 1974"
"Consistent with section 502(d) of the 1974 Act, and having considered the factors set forth in sections 501 and 502(c), I have determined that Russia is sufficiently advanced in economic development and improved in trade competitiveness that it is appropriate to terminate the designation of Russia as a beneficiary developing country effective October 3, 2014. I notified the Congress and Russia on May 7, 2014, of my intent to terminate Russia's designation. In order to reflect the termination of Russia's designation as a beneficiary developing country, I have determined that it is appropriate to modify general notes 4(a) and 4(d) and pertinent subheadings of the Harmonized Tariff Schedule of the United States (HTS)."
http://www.whitehouse.gov/the-press-office/2014/10/03/presidential-procl...
damn it feels good to be a gangster
http://youtu.be/6IJCFc_qkHw
o opposite day?
Real gansta ass leader don't fly bombers on the borders...
cause real ganasta ass leaders know they got em....
didnt hero vlad radioactive posion some folks?? poison is a bitches way....
ps hows that rubble trading
palmdetroit, believing himself clever, asked:
No, he didn't.
http://www.strategic-culture.org/news/2014/07/31/theresa-may-raises-an-o...
Parroting is a birdbrain's way.
Awwwww. Petting his Rain Dear!
"Vlad, vlad, glad he impaled her watch out for that tree!
Vlad, vlad, glad he assailed her!
Watch out for that tree!
Watch out for that tree!
Don't worry about the red arrows.
Most of the people here were born WAY after the CIA COINTELPRO 'cartoon classics' of the 1960's.
I saw what you did, though.
'George Of The Jungle' original theme song:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EaXWy-HQefc
I used to laugh at 'Tom Slick' and 'Roger Ramjet' and 'Underdog', strangely; at the WRONG TIMES; in IRONIC UNDERSTANDING of these parodies of the 'bright boys of Haifa' (the 'dual citizens' funded by 'Operation Paperclip' and the Federal Reserve/CONUS TREASURY, as guaranteed by 'The Balfour Declaration').
It's strange, now, that Vladimir Putin seems to be more centered on rights guaranteed by the U.S. Constitution than our 'current president/non-citizen resident'.
Unfortunately, he's a NATIONALIST. Go figure...
I don't know why everybody is so hard on the guy; he just got promoted beyond his natual level; he'd make a perfectly good golf caddy.
You are referring to Barry/Obama/Obongo aren't you ?
Happy Birthday indeed! The world leader with the biggest balls as well as the biggest brain. Obozo only has a pea in place. LOL
plus the fact that obono is supposedly gay. that kind of precludes him from enjoying the delights pictured here. Of course, it is probable that Vlad is gay as well. I mean who else but a gay guy puts out bare chested pictures into the public domain?
Duh.
Horny straight guys.
Do you still have parental controls on?
Putin does NOT drink wine !
I do not think the upper echelon drinks vodka either as Kaspersky's assistant told me as I approached their complimentary bar last year. Kas is a globalist IMHO.
He did not like my idea about Data Rights, while commenting "there is no privacy in the US." Hmmmn. True story.
I think he is wrong. No trust = Shit commerce and reduced innovation in the days ahead. Why do it if it just gets stolen?
The information age demands trust.
It's still early, but people will find a way to adapt.
The learning curve for our dumb facefuck lovers will take a while, maybe never for some/most...
Nicely put scrappy
Here's a snippier Orwell.
AHH. 'FACEBOOK'.
THAT one is really neat to deal with, logically.
Literally, a 'BOOK of FACES', this 'social media site' encourages sharing of pictures by uploading to a 'cloud-storage' database. Of COURSE, there are few companies, corporations, or governments who have achieved the ability to store this much information (pictures and moving videos by the hundreds of millions require quadrillions of terrabytes of storage space over time).
There is the NEW facility, in the State of UTAH (that's in the CONUS, for those not sure), though, that stores and records and disseminates and keylogs and DISTRIBUTES this massive amount of ALL digital data to 'appropriate' elements in both the public AND private (and 'public/private partnership') sectors for 'appropriate' usage. You have heard of it, of course? AHH. The 'wethepeople' are getting TAXED to pay for the distribution of monies to construct and operate this facility, austensively run by the National Security Agency (gotta LOVE those '3-letter' agencies, 'MERKUH!').
LOOKY HERE, Y'ALL! 'BIOMETRICS' and 'FACIAL RECOGNITION TECHNOLOGIES' developed by 'public-private partnership' corporations have been made available to ANOTHER '3-letter-agency', the Federal Bureau of Investigation!
FBI's Facial-Recognition Technology Has Achieved 'Full Operational Capability'Here's an ixquick proxy link through startpage search:
https://ixquick-proxy.com/do/spg/proxy?ep=48423147576c73574f30514f566878...
Here's the NON-secured link:
http://www.nationaljournal.com/tech/fbi-s-facial-recognition-technology-...
AHH. The BOOK OF FACES!
'The people' willingly give up any pretence of Liberty on "FaceBook". Everyone ELSE is on 'FACEBOOK', aren't they?
It's 5 to 8 in the evening on 7 October, and the Coyotes are starting to howl down by the lake as I write this post. TRUTH.
"Do you begin to see, then, what kind of world we are creating? It is the exact opposite of the stupid hedonistic Utopias that the old reformers imagined. A world of fear and treachery and torment, a world of trampling and being trampled upon, a world which will grow not less but more merciless as it refines itself. Progress in our world will be progress toward more pain."
Yes, I have. Your 'nerd-pack' is leaking ink, though, and the masking tape holding your glasses together is falling off (but it is thankfully hiding the pimples on your nose). The future is NOW.
There's not much to say after reading your comment.
There are some perks for us oldies.
Like not having to witness the facial recognition police sweep through the club, shine the blue LED recognition gun in your face while some 17 year old is polishing your knob.
Do you really have coyotes? Because there's a den full of them in the Ventura river bottom not 50 yards from where I live.
To recapitulate
"Do you really have coyotes?"
Is the Pope Catholic?
Does a bear shit in the woods?
Ventura County is NOT the place to be at this time.
YES, there are coyotes where I am. Wolves are mostly eradicated. Deer are too plentiful because of government mandates. Guns are still legal to carry (for the moment) and buy and own, but ammunition is getting hard to find in the correct and preferred calibers (it's a multinational thing, by the way; something about the UN and the leadership of the EPA trying to ban LEAD). The whole area where you are not only suffers from record drought, but it has just been revealed that billions of gallons of fracking wastewater have been dumped into the aquifers that the people drink. TOXIC shit. Fucking DEADLY, in fact.
I got the hell out in 1990. Made a vow to myself to NEVER RETURN or LOOK BACK.
Don't do the 'bar scene', but there are a few REAL bars here where the honestly hot women still take all their clothes off and there are NO CAMERAS and the po'=lice still wait OUTSIDE to nab 'drunk drivers'.
It's a HARD RAIN that's gonna fall.
Lonely Is The Word:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MImX27J8wkg
The BEST part is that my ISP 'customizes' my advertisements to the state of OREGON. Of course, I don't live there and NEVER HAVE, and I am 'grandfathered in' by the ISP who sold me the service way back in '05 or so (who happens to be based out of Portland). My 'two-year commitment' has LONG since passed, and I pay monthly, and it must be a REAL BITCH for them. Oh, and I have Artesian well-water from 178 feet deep and food and land and don't live in the fucking desert and there are no cockroaches and no bedbugs and there are trees and forest and farms and SEASONS and unimportant shit like that (where I am), as well as those fucking prarie dogs (you might ALSO call them 'Coyotes', but I was tought that 'coyotes' are Messican illegal alien human trafficers down in places like Ventura County). The Walnut-stocked Ruger 10/22 comes in handy, sometimes (I haven't heard a ONE of them tonight). I keep it in the glass-doored wooden gun-case with the fishing rods in the library room that also leads to the basement (I have one of those as well).
A 17-year-old wasn't polishing your knob, at least according to your testimony. I SWEAR she told me she was NINETEEN, Seargent Studenko!
Wine is for his women :)
Dude, I think you broke the internet? Anyone else getting funky messages here?
Get used to it. It is the 'new normal'.
'PLAY THAT FUNKY MUSIC, YOU WHITE BOY.' A little classic 'Lawrence Welk':
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fRr2kf84V2M
Sincerely,
The ORIGINAL ANTI-SEC ANONYMOUS OCCUPY NYC.
HEY!
Isn't that St. AlGore's AGW hockey stick?
No. I guess not. Emperor Cannigula (or, should I call him '..Asshopper' in this exclusive WB7 pic?) is just getting ready to work on his putz (strikethrough) putts.
GEE, the 'secret service' sure has changed it's tactics, huh?
(Meanwhile, Gollum, the 'Jungle Jedi', prepares his strike against overwhelming odds...)
"OK Grasshopper, time for you to go."
Realizing that he is hopelessly outnumbered, Obola-san prepares to commit seppuku with his Hattori Hanzo 9-iron.
Realizing that he is hopelessly outclassed ...
fify
- Ned
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seppuku
"The process became so highly ritualised that as soon as the samurai reached for his blade the kaishakunin would strike. Eventually even the blade became unnecessary and the samurai could reach for something symbolic like a fan and this would trigger the killing stroke from his second. The fan was likely used when the samurai was too old to use the blade or in situations where it was too dangerous to give him a weapon.[10]"
fan....golf club. it's all good.
In Obola's case, I'd prefer to see him carry through the entire ritual in traditional style without the aid of a second.
Interesting... Obama may be Hitler-esque in his thinking... "America isn't good enough for me or deserving of my gifts so I will therefore destroy it". It would be no surprise to learn that the psychological profiles of both Mr. Obama and Mr. Hitler are frighteningly similar. And like Germany, America may not recover from the ruins of its megalomaniac leadership for another half-century or more.
Who cares as long as he gets it over before the weekend? If it runs into the weekend, I may have bartenders crying into my drinks.