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Did the IMF just upset the bulls?
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IMF = Incompetent Mother F'ers.......
Free ride, I think its over.
It's Moar Fucked!!!
1. September 13, 2014 13:44
Levin to Filatov:
“[Crosshatched] Rumour has it that a burial place of civilians, killed by fighters from “Dnepr”, has been discovered. Allegedly, there are Jews among those buried. How do you explain that? I would understand if one or two by accident, caught in the middle of action, stuff happens… But about two dozen? You cannot allege it was a mere accident… Even my connections cannot help.”
2. September 13, 2014 13:52
Filatov to Levin:
“We just found out that ourselves! That is all because of Parasyuk, son of a b*tch! He directed them there. The boss has already engaged all the resorts to prevent leak into the media.”
3. September 13, 2014 14:04
Levin to Filatov:
“What does the media have to do with it? I already told you that some people in Israel are very upset with Benya. They have hard time believing that his fighters worked of their own initiative, without his order. In general, there is no painless solution for this problem. Either we have to provide a showcase public thrashing of “Dnepr” men—a brutal one, so it would look undoubted, or otherwise the talks about denationalising are going to be brought into action.” (Kolomoisky has double citizenship of Israel and Ukraine—edit.)
4. September 13, 2014 14:15
Filatov to Levin:
“I think, you do not understand. If we stage a public thrashing, it will mean that we admit the fact of execution. We cannot commit that. There is an opportunity to lay the blame on vatniks (Literally “quilted jackets”, winter clothes for Soviet soldiers in WWII, and nowadays a derogatory term describing pro-Russians—edit.). We are going to use this opportunity. As of the citizenship… You know well whom to put a pressure on. The boss will be much obliged.”http://slavyangrad.org/2014/10/05/holocaust-in-dnepropetrovsk-style/#mor...
No wonder his poll numbers are at 90% approval.
Yes, isn't that something - " some people in IS-rael are very upset"
Shoot, shovel, and shut up isn't working out so well for the stupid Ukies.
Kolomoisky have triple citizenship Israeli, Ukrainian and Cyprian.
Anyway, screw that swine-man.
It's pretty worrying to see how many here on ZH really don't get the bigger picture. They're convinced the only thing going on is raising up stawks,, forever? That's not what's going on here, never was.
I am still a bull IMF or no IMF ... who cares ... this is America and it will always shine!
You said it, man. Nobody fucks with the US.
Quick! Load up your shorts and get fleeced.
And it ain't stopin for shit
Could this finally be the unravelling?
na, after 2 coffee it will stabilize n jump, we are tuesday...
i bet you all here tonite score is above opening.
No more kicking the can. Time is up. Is it going to be Deflation or Hyperinflation ?
Yes.
Just give the Plunge Protection Team a few minutes to grab a cup of morning coffee and this sucker will be turning around again . . .
'Markets' . . . . ain't 'capitalism' wonderful !?
It's not possible for dollar and the dollar denominated assets to drop simultanesously
There is dislocation that will be adjusted soon or somebody is tampering with computers
I'll say...
Interesting observation.
I only wonder if it could be possible that real capital is flowing outside the "system" so the "system" is simply de-inflating (loosing its air, not rebalancing it).
"Did the IMF just upset the bulls?"
No, it must have been something REALLY important, like a rumor about Kim Kardashian's ass shrinking or the news about that actor from 7th Heaven making little girls touch his weiner. You know- something life changing...
BTFD...same as it has been for 5 years.
You can go ahead, I wouldn't touch this shit castle with a 10 foot pole.
+100 he he ....."shit castle" made my morning.
The bears are all circling the carcass again, but are afraid of Janet, and rightfully so. A few choice words from her about how the Fed needs to do more to help employment, the economy, etc, and we end the day +250. Sure, she is giving life support to the United States of Ebola and the patient is dying, but shorts have been fried more times by Fed happy talk and money creation than anyone can count. Lousy earnings, massive debt levels, and far fewer stock buybacks should mean real trouble, but…. Good luck!
the best way to deal with ebola is to go shopping /s
..... that brings back memories...... buy a new car and or a new house take out that home equity loan and spend money otherwise the {insert threat du jour here} win......
God love 'em ...... I wonder how the finger painting is coming??
That must be wrong. The US is in full scale recovery, jobs everywhere and are spending like there is no tomorrow. Did the Burger Flippers go on strike? Has it leaked that all the Gold at Fort gone is bare?
its not airborne, nothing to see here.....move along smartly and buy stawks.
No POMO until next Tuesday after todays small dribble
Tough to go shopping when you are dressed in an Ebola HazMat suit.
The IMF confused their Ebola spread projection charts with their economic recovery charts.
frida knows
http://vimeo.com/31263422
there must be hidden news for that