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CDC Suggests "Hermetically Sealed Coffins" For Ebola Victims - AKA "FEMA Coffins"

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Submitted by Brandon Smith via Alt-Market.com,

I remember years back when I was still writing for my original website, Neithercorp.us, we came across a then little known video of air tight "coffin liners", hundreds of thousands, stacked in a field in the middle of Madison, Georgia in close proximity to Atlanta and the home of the CDC.  We helped break that story which immediately swept through independent media circles.  Owners of the property leased to store the hermetically sealing plastic coffins stated that it was the CDC that had rented the land for storage of the coffins.  Confirmation from the CDC has not been forthcoming.

 

I have been keeping my eyes open for any mention of these kinds of coffins since that story was released, knowing that one day, they would suddenly be touted by the government as if they had always been in use.  It appears that day is close at hand...

In a story for Yahoo News, the CDC says that in the event of an Ebola outbreak in the U.S., bodies of the deceased would be required to be buried within "hermetically sealed caskets", which would prevent the escape of microbes during funerals.  An administrator of the Dallas Institute Of Funeral Service interviewed in the article states that he has never come across any such caskets in his industry, meaning, hermetically sealed coffins are NOT common in the slightest for burial.  The CDC coffins in Madison, Georgia, though, ARE designed to prevent spread of infection.  In fact, the patent for these coffins confirms that they are meant for the burial or cremation of bodies exposed to infectious diseases.  You can read the patent here:

https://www.scribd.com/doc/17690179/Multi-Functional-Cremation-Container-For

This would suggest that the CDC has stockpiled such coffins in places like Madison, Georgia specifically in preparation for a viral outbreak.

Meaning, the CDC has been expecting the deaths of hundreds of thousands of Americans due to infection for at least the past six years.

That is a LONG period of preparation.  Such preparation requires certainty, not hypothesis, especially were the federal government is involved.  Our government was so certain of a viral catastrophe they purchased fields full of sealing coffins to be ready for it; not to prevent it, but to have the means to clean up after it.

Let that thought settle for a moment, and then read my latest article, 'An Ebola Outbreak Would Be Advantageous For Globalists', to understand the bigger picture...

 

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Wed, 10/08/2014 - 22:24 | 5306819 Yen Cross
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 Ummm, what about all those Bubonic plague, Spanish flu, caskets from the 18th & 19th centuries?

Wed, 10/08/2014 - 22:28 | 5306826 ZerOhead
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Giant Ziploc bags are cheaper plus when the relatives come to kiss the deceased.. well you know...

Wed, 10/08/2014 - 22:30 | 5306840 NemoDeNovo
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Why am I not surprised?  This shit is probably going to get more fucked up then I can even imagine? 

 

Pass the popcorn and turn on #TheWalkingDead

Wed, 10/08/2014 - 22:34 | 5306851 SoilMyselfRotten
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Brings the hollow point and machine gun purchase stories into focus

Wed, 10/08/2014 - 22:42 | 5306886 knukles
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Oh, and add in not just the bullets, etc., but the DUMBS  
All the Conspiracy Theories fall together under the single umbrella....
Shit was weaponized, thus the immediacy of the availability of the vaccine, the open borders policy, the bring the Ebola Victims back howe under the guise of some such "return of entry" gobbldigook that's made of naught...
All under the banner of Cloward Piven...
Tax the piss out of the system to collapse it and start afresh with a new sparkling Socialist Fascist Empire.
Led by the .001% ers, of course.
Free up scarce resources....
Oh fuck me it's ever so real.

The NWO
From Chaos, Order

Wed, 10/08/2014 - 22:47 | 5306915 90's Child
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The worlds to fragile and the stage that's been set.

This is the beginning of us going back a few centuries.

Fukushima, global war, financial crash,

It'll all catch up.

Wed, 10/08/2014 - 22:59 | 5306970 NemoDeNovo
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Nature finds a way, and balance must be restored.  We are just at that point I am afraid.

Wed, 10/08/2014 - 23:19 | 5307049 ZerOhead
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It won't be a reset for us but it may become a reset for Africa and perhaps southeast Asia.  Despite the complete incompetance witnessed to date... we can contain it here and if things get worse in Africa they will have to ban flight from infected countries.

Population of Liberia is 3.8MM, Sierra Leone 5.8MM and Guinea 11.8MM ... to date there have been 8,000 infections (and 4,000 deaths) which is less than one infection for every 2,675 people so far.

Keep your eye on the map on page 5 for any big new breakouts which might indicate a possible new more contagious mutation... > http://apps.who.int/iris/bitstream/10665/136020/1/roadmapsitrep_8Oct2014...

Wed, 10/08/2014 - 23:20 | 5307054 Keyser
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Viking funeral is the only way to go...

Wed, 10/08/2014 - 23:27 | 5307063 ZerOhead
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But only after they are dead... agreed?

(I have a hunch you must be long longboats... ;)

Wed, 10/08/2014 - 23:47 | 5307123 The Proletariat
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Hail Valhalla!

Wed, 10/08/2014 - 23:59 | 5307158 TruthInSunshine
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Startling: The Message Of The Georgia Guide Stones, The Missing Stone Now In Place “2014? (Video)

Saturday, September 20, 2014 18:05

http://crashcade.com/politics/2014/09/startling-the-message-of-the-georg...

Just sayin.'

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 00:09 | 5307180 0b1knob
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A decomposing body generates a tremendous amount of gas and pressure in a truly sealed container.

There is NO WAY that cheap plastic junk would hold up.   Even a jagged rock at the bottom of a grave would puncture it.  The government probably paid a fortune for plastic junk which won't even work.

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 00:14 | 5307191 X.inf.capt
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new FEMA MOTTO...

BRING OUT YOUR DEAD!

(CLANK)

BRING OUT YOUR DEAD!

(CLANK)

that and, MAKE ROOM AT THE BACK OF THE BUS, BITCHEZ!

#BUGGED_OUT

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 01:10 | 5307247 Paveway IV
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The cremation box shown in the patent is absolutely NOT what FEMA has stockpiled. In fact, the containers that FEMA has in storage are not even coffins - they're sealed plastic burial vaults called casket liners (FEMA) or sometimes vault liners or outer caskets. They are used instead of a concrete burial vault to hold the coffin. The model FEMA bought is not used like a tub with a flat lid. It's just the opposite - the coffin sits on a flat plastic base, and the tub is flipped over and used as a cover.

For mass burials, you can fill the tub up with a group of corpse cronies (preferrably bankers - pre-bagged), seal the base to the cover and then flip the whole thing over for burial. You can even stack coffin liners three high in a hole if you're trying to save space. 

Burial in the U.S. requires the casket to be buried in a structure strong enough to hold the weight of six feet of dirt and graveyard maintenance equipment. Since mortuaries use some of the most toxic and carcinogenic fluids possible for embalming, the use of a sealed burial vault is also required in most states. To FEMA's credit, they figured that a proper burial vault and/or coffin liners would have been the difficult thing to find in quantity if a lot of people needed to be buried at once. The lead time for a concrete burial vault is a week or two, and plastic outfits don't stockpile more than a few hundred of each of their models.

Cheap coffins are neither structurally strong nor hermetically sealed. FEMA didn't want to start burying bare coffins if things got 'busy', so they decided to stockpile a coffin liner supply for use in such a situation. This was originally back in the bird flu scare days. Cremation isn't really an option in a mass casualty situation either. It takes hours for a single body and there are only a few furnaces in any town. 

Now if you think this is for the benefit of the general public, think again. FEMA is only interested in properly burying bodies that they are responsible for in an emergency. These would either be bodies the military hauls in from disaster areas, or bodies coming out of FEMA camps. You have to figure out what to do with poor Aunt Mabel yourself - FEMA isn't sharing their coffin liner stash with you

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 01:27 | 5307264 ebworthen
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A good 1st hour on Coast to Coast AM tonight.

Ebola, weaponization, CDC complicity.

http://www.coasttocoastam.com/show/2014/10/08

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 02:05 | 5307301 The9thDoctor
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Conspiracy Theory with Jesse Ventura where he visits these stacked up coffin liners

http://youtu.be/h6vsKMaSG1s

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 05:03 | 5307444 Bangalore Equit...
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Listen Doctor.
What a wonderful country you have there.

America the "BEAUTIFUL".

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 06:34 | 5307521 El Vaquero
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Hey Tylers, Connecticut's governor just signed an order giving emergency powers to quarantine people suspected of having Ebola:

 

“In response to the epidemic of the Ebola virus currently affecting multiple countries in western Africa, and in order to provide the Commissioner of Public Health and other appropriate officials with all authorities necessary to prevent any potential transmission of the Ebola virus within the State of Connecticut, I hereby declare a public health emergency for the State, pursuant to the Connecticut General Statutes Section 19a-131a, for the duration of the epidemic. Specifically, in accordance with Connecticut General Statutes Section 19a-131b, I authorize the Commissioner of Public Health to Order the isolation or quarantine, under conditions prescribed by the Commissioner of Public Health, of any individual or group of individuals whom the Commissioner reasonably believes to have been exposed to, infected with, or otherwise at risk of passing the Ebola virus.”
Governor Dannel P. Malloy, October 7, 2014

http://www.governor.ct.gov/malloy/lib/malloy/2014.10.07_Declaration_of_P...

And I disagree with Brandon that a pandemic would be good for the globalists.  Historically speaking, pandemics have not been good for TPTB.  They have a tendency to change things so drastically that TPTB become TPTW. 

 

The other thing is that I saw several C-130s flying out yesterday.  There was no indication what they were actually doing, but I'm left wondering if they're some of the NBC people out on Kirtland flying out to West Africa. 

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 01:55 | 5307296 Paveway IV
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This is the patent for a burial vault:

https://www.google.com/patents/US3208188?

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 13:46 | 5309514 TheAnswerIs42
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Back in the daze (60's), I used to work for a small company which made the concrete burial vaults.

Used to go to 2 or 3 funerals a day, did the tent and fake grass, then lowered the box and dropped the lid on top.

The cemetery guys did all the rest.

Once in a while, there would be a "body fight" and Aunt Mabel would have to be dug up and transported from Albany to Sarasota.

An interesting business.

Very few complaints from the customers....

 

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 02:05 | 5307300 zhandax
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TIS, I assume you saw the video of that stone being removed by the caretaker and smashed into souvenirs around Sep 25.  I am fairly certain I saw the link somewhere in the comments section last night.  If not, here is a link.

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 02:13 | 5307307 jwoop66
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If those are govt issue coffins, they must be for ten or so people each, 'cause they're aweful frikkin' big.

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 10:09 | 5308339 Overfed
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They're just burial vaults. They keep the ground from collapsing as the casket, and body contained within, decompose. Every burial performed in the US (and probably the entire developed world) use them. They were once made of concrete, but IM plastic is cheaper and easier to handle. Considering that there are millions of burials performed per year in the US, this really is a non-story.

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 13:34 | 5309433 detached.amusement
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didnt look big enough to fit a casket in, though

 

 

...having had to carry one recently, and all...

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 02:35 | 5307322 PT
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The problem I always had with the FEMA coffins is why they would bother.  With that many coffins, wouldn't they just resort to dump trucks, diggers and bull dozers?

I guess Ebola could explain it.  But in that case, I would also expect a great big fireball to be involved somewhere along the line.

Maybe I'm just too much of a perfectionist.

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 05:56 | 5307499 Bangalore Equit...
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Listen PT.
A perfectionist typically would better envision the finite details than with a bulldozer and dump truck.

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 09:12 | 5308030 PT
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Perhaps you're right.  Perhaps in this situation, "perfectionist" is the wrong word.  Lemme think.  Lots of people die.  Uncaring oligarchy is left to clean up the mess.  Why would they care?  Are they going to visit that town any time soon?  I'll think a little harder.

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 05:48 | 5307494 spieslikeus
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Did something change?

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 07:00 | 5307566 zerozulu
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My thoughts exactly. A very well connected manufacturer made a killing.

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 07:33 | 5307632 PirateOfBaltimore
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If it's made of the same plastic as 25mm ammo boxes, they're actually quite durable and hermetically sealed.

 

Built a computer in one a few years ago.  Bitch to cut vents in.

 

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 06:56 | 5307551 Mesquite
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Cremation...

The elders, around the villages during the origional out breaks in '75-'76 figured this out..

Read about it then in Reader's Digest..

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 02:47 | 5307329 Yen Cross
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  It's rare, that I see Knukles so impassioned. Too much time on the 101?

 That Freeway could give a snake hemmorrhoids...

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 06:44 | 5307537 Buck Johnson
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No kidding.

 

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 08:28 | 5307824 The Big Ching-aso
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Well all I know is you don't wanna be caughin' around those coffins.

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 01:22 | 5307115 Fuku Ben
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In part they are conditioned people to the idea of having a something pointed at their head by government agents right now. Today it is thermometer. Tomorrow it will be a gun with a hollow point in it

There are endless power hungry morons willing to sexually assault someone because the government tells them its for safety, they are just following orders or just need a paycheck. Do you really think they won't be able to find just as many willing to kill people for similar reasons?

Watch the propaganda if you dare. It's simple. It's easy. It's pain free.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nUbunmWBP60

Wed, 10/08/2014 - 22:35 | 5306854 COSMOS
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They should of used them to hermetically seal the sick mofos while they were alive.  I see one of those coffins are plenty big for the Obamanation citizens and their fat asses or maybe a few skinny malnourished Africans who made it on the flights here.

Wed, 10/08/2014 - 22:37 | 5306866 90's Child
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This country is in need of a mass genocide of FSA useless eaters with the possibility of the whole system crashing world wide.

I for one am pleased to see the government for once agrees with me.

Wed, 10/08/2014 - 22:45 | 5306893 TruthInSunshine
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How far is Elbert County, Georgia from Madison, Georgia?

Wed, 10/08/2014 - 22:51 | 5306931 90's Child
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Now, that's just a tinfoil conspiracy and is completely irrelevant.

But I see that being some what related to the current agenda.

Wed, 10/08/2014 - 23:06 | 5306995 Squid-puppets a...
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What's really surreal about the Walking Dead parallel is that this coffin storage site is in the exact countryside where the Walking Dead series is situated

Wed, 10/08/2014 - 23:16 | 5307041 90's Child
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Lol can't make this shit up.

Should write our own article with the same similarities.

Get the really crazy people to come out of the woods who would believe it.

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 02:35 | 5307315 conscious being
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What rock have you been hiding under for the past few years?? After so many "crazy" conspiracy theories have proven to be conspiracy fact, the crazy people are the ones who shut up and do what they're told.

This Vice News piece, shot in Monrovia, Liberia shows that Ebola death records cannot be accurate. Chaos looks to be the plan.

Ebola in Liberia Vice News Part 3/3

Wed, 10/08/2014 - 23:30 | 5307080 ZerOhead
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I keep saying they need new/better Hollywood writers...

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 02:44 | 5307327 conscious being
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Hey Zero - there was too long a chain up thread for me to respond to your comment anticipating a wider outbreak in Africa and you  mention SE Asia.

I have news for you. According to the biowarfare research facility at Ft. Detrick, Maryland, temporate climates are more hospitable to Ebola than tropical ones. Viruses like Ebola and Influenza-A can survive longer outside the host in a cool climate. Just like the lettuce in your fridge. Why does the Flu Season occur in the winter?

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 07:14 | 5307594 duo
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Low vitamin D levels, actually.

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 09:16 | 5307962 conscious being
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Appearently there are several ideas.

  • People are indoors more often during the winter, they are in close contact more often, and this promotes transmission from person to person.
  • A seasonal decline in the amount of ultraviolet radiation may reduce the likelihood of the virus being damaged or killed by direct radiation damage or indirect effects (i. e. ozone concentration) increasing the probability of infection.
  • Cold temperatures lead to drier air, which may dehydrate mucous membranes, preventing the body from effectively defending against respiratory virus infections.
  • The virus may linger longer on exposed surfaces (doorknobs, countertops, etc.) in colder temperatures.
  • In nations where children do not go to school in the summer, there is a more pronounced beginning to flu season, coinciding with the start of public school. It is thought that the creche environment is perfect for the spread of illness.
  • Vitamin D production from Ultraviolet-B in the skin changes with the seasons and affects the immune system. From Wiki.

The point is that ebola will survive and spread in a cold climate as well as Influenza A. It will spread like Influenza A via respritory system. Unlike IA, Ebola can pass thru your skin as well.

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 06:32 | 5307524 Notsobadwlad
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No. It becomes a tinfoil hat conspiracy when you link them to the boxcars, sitting and waiting, with guillotines installed.

Maybe the FEMA coffins are actually just fresh meat containers for shipments to feed the giants.

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 05:44 | 5307489 DirkDiggler11
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About an hour's drive, all back roads.

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 05:55 | 5307498 TruthInSunshine
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Thanks. That's even closer than I had presumed.

Sometimes I think most of this shit is engineered to distract the few people bothering to pay attention to the ebb & flow of what are more substantive things (i.e. Other than iGadgets & Monday thru Sunday Night Circus/NFL Games, Maury Policy & Kardashian/Bruce Jenner).

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 09:00 | 5307983 conscious being
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I bet Joe Stack didn't watch a lot of TV.

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 06:41 | 5307533 sunnydays
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What is funny is the writer of the article used someone else's photo as their own.  That photo was not taken by the writer.  

 

It came off this site who was the photographer and reported on the coffins. 

http://sherriequestioningall.blogspot.com/2009/08/my-adventure-in-georgi...

 

The person then went to the Guidestones, so it is not that far as it was done in the same day from the coffins. 

 

 

Wed, 10/08/2014 - 23:12 | 5307020 The Joker
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Now that's the spirit!  HA HA HA HA 

Y'all are not far off from being them.  You're not so different, you and them, only in $

So, we can all agree.  The world is overpopulated.  So....so...discriminately kill all the useles eaters.  Yes, yes, that's it. 

 

There's only one problem with this method though....

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 00:11 | 5307187 Kirk2NCC1701
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"They should of used..."

IBID: They should have used...

Clearly COSMOS posted from his smart phone, not his PC.

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 01:19 | 5307258 COSMOS
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LOL, should have, could have, would have, but my grammar skills when commenting passionately unfortunately didn't.  I stand corrected Captain.

Wed, 10/08/2014 - 22:46 | 5306908 Sam Clemons
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Put the Georgia Guidestones in the coffins while we're at it.

Wed, 10/08/2014 - 22:50 | 5306930 Dr Strangemember
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I think you'd enjoy the movie Zombie Strippers much more than Walking Dead.  I did.

Wed, 10/08/2014 - 22:53 | 5306949 crazybob369
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Speaking of the Walking Dead, I think this whole Zombie craze of the last several years has been a government PsyOp to get us acclimated to the real walking dead. So, in the future, when we see the military capping a few rounds into the heads of some Ebola victims we'll sit back and go: wooo! cool effect!

Wed, 10/08/2014 - 22:56 | 5306959 90's Child
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Walkin dead last season that aired the zombies were bleeding from their eyes and the survivors became contagious. Haha starting to come together.

Wed, 10/08/2014 - 23:07 | 5306993 TruthInSunshine
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Aha! A huge portion of that AMC series took place/was filmed on a rural Georgia farm, too!

But really, AMC's 'Rubicon' REALKY WAS one of the best shows to ever air and probably made TPTB nervous given how close to reality it struck, hence they "pulled it."

Wed, 10/08/2014 - 23:21 | 5307021 90's Child
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Lol I'm glad I'm not the only one who also made something out of it.

It's almost too crazy to believe..... So it must be true.

Wed, 10/08/2014 - 23:07 | 5307003 NemoDeNovo
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To be fair I think there is a lot more TRUTH in tv and movies then we want to accept.  Even heard it said that 'they' like to tell us what they are going to do before they do it, not saying I agree, but at this point I am not ruling ANYTHING out.  Seems our dear 0.001% ers are bat shit crazy and anything is possible and or on the table.

Wed, 10/08/2014 - 23:59 | 5307154 McMolotov
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If that's the case, I vote for something like The Red Shoe Diaries being our future. That shit helped get me through my teenage years, and if the world is gonna burn, I wouldn't mind shagging Joan Severance while it happens.

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 10:20 | 5308387 viahj
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Nemo, along those lines go to www.vigilantcitizen.com to really explore your hypothesis.

Wed, 10/08/2014 - 23:07 | 5307006 g'kar
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The Walking Dead Season 4 cannibals barbequeing survivors seems to be a fitting end to the human race.

Wed, 10/08/2014 - 23:13 | 5307035 TruthInSunshine
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We already have human raw liver cannibalism.

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 09:18 | 5308061 TheFourthStooge-ing
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.

We already have human raw liver cannibalism.

Hey, those cannibals were vetted by John McCain. They're moderate cannibals.

Wed, 10/08/2014 - 23:10 | 5307015 A Lunatic
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I should be mortified, yet I laughed......this is unsettling.......

Wed, 10/08/2014 - 23:10 | 5307018 Dr. Engali
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They will always tell you what they are going to do to you before they do it.

Wed, 10/08/2014 - 23:47 | 5307121 palmereldritch
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  “I don’t know where I am now. I am having trouble finding my way around.”

The programming has been formally identified as The Revelation of the Method:

http://vigilantcitizen.com/moviesandtv/the-movie-videodrome-and-the-horr...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJL3-3DcoLI
(@32:00)

Terrorism of the Subconscious

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 00:18 | 5307198 Kirk2NCC1701
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If you pick the wrong polymer for the "Giat Ziplock", the virus can still get out. 

Ever notice that you can smell things through a zip-lock?

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 00:47 | 5307231 Miffed Microbio...
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As with all things from the government the appearance of safety is the goal not safety itself. Such as their new protocol for taking the temp of all people from west Africa to see if they are feverish. This obviously is a worthwhile screening procedure for the average American traveler. I haven't flown yet when someone in line hadn't told me how thankful they were for the inconvenience of airport screening to deter terrorism. Now I get to hear giddy happiness over the temperature line and try not to bang my head in frustration over the sheer lunacy.

Miffed;-)

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 01:10 | 5307246 TheMeatTrapper
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Once they realize the temperature line is for rectal thermometers, their smiles fade...

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 03:35 | 5307363 COSMOS
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Hey Kirk if you watched Barry Cooper in Traffic Stops you would see on his little pot segment that he mentions that everything is permeable to some extent.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=CFpzQscMZ7Y#t=...

It all depends on the size of the molecule or particle, and the size of the pores between the latice of molecules that make up the material.

 

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 11:23 | 5308760 Gamma735
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ZerOhead - Giant Ziploc bags are cheaper plus when the relatives come to kiss the deceased.. well you know...

 

Know what?  That Ziploc seals in freshness?

Wed, 10/08/2014 - 22:29 | 5306832 Yen Cross
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lol  I could store a lot of "cold cuts" in those boxes.

 

Wed, 10/08/2014 - 22:45 | 5306897 knukles
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Some of the shit on AlterNet is just plain Left Wing Propaganda Reinforcement.
Even I cannot read it too much  till I get nauseous and believe me, I read the full spectrum of opinions

Wed, 10/08/2014 - 23:02 | 5306978 NemoDeNovo
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The fucking comments on that story we unreal.

Wed, 10/08/2014 - 23:10 | 5307016 90's Child
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Yeah but see they are bashing the right winged.

We are the middle. We see the bullshit on both sides.

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 10:32 | 5308457 Jumbotron
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Bullish for the company that makes those coffins.

Wed, 10/08/2014 - 22:24 | 5306820 mharry
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If those are coffins, why are they so big?

Wed, 10/08/2014 - 22:30 | 5306841 SoilMyselfRotten
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Those are the family plan coffins

Wed, 10/08/2014 - 22:46 | 5306906 knukles
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Mass burials.  Du-fucking-h

Wed, 10/08/2014 - 23:17 | 5307046 TruthInSunshine
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Framily Plan.

Wed, 10/08/2014 - 22:29 | 5306844 90's Child
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Have you see the common sheeple.

They mass in size.

Wed, 10/08/2014 - 22:39 | 5306875 ZerOhead
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Plus you can get some crazyass gas-bloating after a coupla days out in the hot sun...

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 00:02 | 5307166 McMolotov
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Or after eating Taco Bell.

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 00:35 | 5307217 Kirk2NCC1701
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That's quite a biomass and fat that's going to waste.  Soylent Green is out of the question now, by the looks of it.  As is using the fat for designer soap -- a Tyler Durden specialty.

What say you, Tyler?

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 09:02 | 5307993 exi1ed0ne
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Biodiesel - solves two problems at once.

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 09:08 | 5308012 FredFlintstone
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Is over population one of them? How many barrels of oil can be extracted from a 600 lb dialysis patient?

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 09:33 | 5308136 PT
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... and don't forget - 70% water!

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 10:33 | 5308466 Jumbotron
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"Have you see the common sheeple.

They mass in size."

 

Funny you said that 90's child.......

 

http://www.timesdispatch.com/news/local/henrico/oversized-body-causes-fi...

Wed, 10/08/2014 - 22:51 | 5306935 seek
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They're meant for more than one person (for real, I think they're rated for 4 bodies per unit.)

Wed, 10/08/2014 - 23:00 | 5306971 90's Child
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Did you see what malnutrition did to the Jews in the camps after the nazis rounded them up for deportation.

gonna be able to fit a lot more in there.

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 00:30 | 5307194 COSMOS
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Really malnutrition did to the Jews LOL.  More gentile people died of malnutrition in those camps than Jews ever did, but hey when you run the media circus you can call the giraffes as camels. 

Tell you what all the real Jews that died in those camps could fit in 6000 of those containers for a grand total of 6000 dead and that is being generous with the numbers, since they died of overeating most likely, just look at the link.  Takes a Hollyweird movie like Schindler's grocery list to perpetrate the lies.  Speaking of Schindlers grocery list I guess they used it again when Klitschko dropped by for the dinner...

http://collive.com/show_news.rtx?id=23224&alias=top-diplomats-join-kiev-...

How could the dual citizens have been malnutritioned with all those donuts and cookies and such.  Just look at the pics in the link about half way down.  They even had sushi while the gents were starving.  No different now in Ukraine.  They have sushi while he Ukes starve and freeze.  Just like the good old day in WW2 eh boyzz.  Nothing ever changes.

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 00:30 | 5307213 TruthInSunshine
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Just as many, if not more, Ukrainians died in SS German Concentration Camps as Jews did (est. 7 million).

Ukrainians minimum 6 to 7 million
Russian POWs    3.3 million +  
Russian Civilians       2 million +    
Poles   3 million +    
Yugoslavians    1.5 million +  
Gypsies 200,000 - 500,000      
Mentally/Physically Disabled    70,000- 250,000

http://www.ukemonde.com/holocaust/victims.html

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 00:48 | 5307220 COSMOS
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Do the Dual Citizen Oligarch Meal Plan baby....

http://collive.com/show_news.rtx?id=23224&alias=top-diplomats-join-kiev-...

Nice to know Ukraine's gold reserves were being put to good use when the American ambassasor and Klitschy baby dropped by for a snack.  Guess they couldn't find any food at the restaurants in Ukraine.

When you got control of the gold and possession you cant starve.

But the poor ukes are....forced on a hunger strike....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUb450Alpps

due to edicts from the Temple of the DOG

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 01:34 | 5307268 COSMOS
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The real genocide was against the Slavs, with a total of 17 million dead in concentration camps from your numbers.  Not to mention the millions that died in the fields and trenches and villages.  But hey we know who likes to make themselves look like the victim at everyone's expense.

Guess Hitler's Bankers felt they had to make up for their losses financing him and decided to make themselves the victims.

Wed, 10/08/2014 - 23:03 | 5306987 TheReplacement
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Imagine 50M people trying to bury 280M dead.  Mass graves would be required but the coffins do need to be managable.

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 00:38 | 5307223 Kirk2NCC1701
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Flamethowers & Bonfires.

Burn, baby, burn.  Disco Inferno.

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 08:58 | 5307964 Vendetta
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One burning man event in several locations in each state held all around the nation would do the 'trick'

Wed, 10/08/2014 - 23:26 | 5307069 MsCreant
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The folks who want to debunk what the author is claiming here, think that those are coffin liners that a coffin goes into so they can be burried in areas where the water table is high. 

https://www.metabunk.org/threads/debunked-fema-coffins-plastic-grave-lin...

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 00:50 | 5307240 TheReplacement
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They should try debunking the patent instead of the story.

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 00:07 | 5307128 boattrash
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If those are coffins, why are they so big?

The US ranks much higher in obesity than property rights.

Wed, 10/08/2014 - 22:28 | 5306821 TruthInSunshine
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5 years ago I would have said "pffff."

3 Years ago I would have said "whatever."

Today, sadly, I think the most likely answer is "probably."

#EbomaCare

Wed, 10/08/2014 - 22:28 | 5306838 ghengis86
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And tomorrow you'll say, "I told you so..."(cough, blood, cough)

Wed, 10/08/2014 - 22:35 | 5306856 TruthInSunshine
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Enterovirus cases spread to 43 states

OCTOBER 7, 2014, 7:08 AM|
CBS NEWS

"Enterovirus D68, a virus that has caused one confirmed death of a child, is now infecting 600 patients in 43 states plus the District of Columbia. Vicente Arenas reports from Philadelphia, where five children are being tested for the virus."

Watch for more bizarre "breaking news" and freakish developments in the days ahead.

#Enterobolama

Wed, 10/08/2014 - 22:48 | 5306862 COSMOS
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Should be a nice cocktail of RNA viruses in one person coinfected with, Ebola virus, Influenza virus, and Enterovirus.  Shake the dude up with a few convulsions and see what supervirus comes out.

Anyways those coffins are multipurpose, they make great boats or minishelters in case of widespread floods.

I could use a few as storage containers though.

Wed, 10/08/2014 - 22:48 | 5306924 A Lunatic
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Are farts supposed to be bloody........?

Wed, 10/08/2014 - 23:40 | 5307103 Leonardo Fibonacci2
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Yes!  Why yours bleed?

Wed, 10/08/2014 - 22:26 | 5306824 Rastadamus
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Neptune Society? BULLISH

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 00:47 | 5307230 Kirk2NCC1701
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Speaking of looking in a direction no one else is, cause 99.9% get distracted by loud, flashy things (like a puppy or little kid)...

How is Ebola affecting the US vs. Chinese presence in Africa?  I.e. their ability to maintain their economic and industrial projects?  I'm guessing that our 3,000 troops are there for these reasons, not to fire their NATO rounds at baby Ebolas.

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 02:58 | 5307344 conscious being
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Some of them at least are throwing up (pun not intended) emergency treatment facilities because there aren't enough beds so the Ebola patients are returned to their community, infecting more people in the process.

http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=WOkDsGPhn48

Wed, 10/08/2014 - 22:29 | 5306829 LetThemEatRand
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Okay, ZH'rhs.  Alex Jones was talking about this several years ago.  Let that sink in.  Either we are now all crazy, or Alex Jones was right.  Or maybe all of the above.

Wed, 10/08/2014 - 22:37 | 5306868 Creeps
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At this point we sailing pass Alex Jones crazy and are waving hello to David Icke.

Wed, 10/08/2014 - 22:46 | 5306900 ZerOhead
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Just so long as we don't see the world go Dick Cheney on bath salts crazy...

Wed, 10/08/2014 - 23:04 | 5306988 NemoDeNovo
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@Creeps, but sadly Icke has been proven 100% correct about the pedophile stuff he was all over a decade or so ago.  And I can't believe I am actually saying this!!  I fucking hope he is wrong about the reptillians shite, I'd hate to eat my words on that shit.

Wed, 10/08/2014 - 23:13 | 5307030 LetThemEatRand
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He may not know it, but he's really talking about the reptile strategy.  This is a derivation of appealing to the "lizard brain," which works well in advertising and propaganda.  Look up Bernays.

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 01:37 | 5307276 The9thDoctor
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Yes. The reptilians are real. David Icke is not playing games.

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 04:31 | 5307416 Squid-puppets a...
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c'mon, Reptilians?

Im thankful for David Icke educating me about credit creation and fractional reserve banking. But he sure lost me on the lizardman stuff

Wed, 10/08/2014 - 23:49 | 5307129 Think for yourself
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He's not wrong, although I can see how hard it is to express that concept when western materialistic reductionism has systematically newspeak'd the concepts necessary to express it out of existence.

Conceive of a transdimensional entity, something more similar to a virus infecting a population or a meme infecting the collective psyche. An entity that is so complex, it feeds itself by distorting the minds of those it infects, causing them to undergo trauma and to cause it on others, incarnating itself in the material realms by causing massive trauma to the planetary energy grid (tar sands, fracking), creating institutions that spread the perspectives and behaviours that feed its being...

The native american peoples called it Wetiko, a cross-generational psychocultural disease. The gnostics called it the Archons. Sufis called them Djinns, or the Wrathful Faces of God. You could also see them as negative jungian archetypes, Don Juan called them the Predator's mind.

Reptilians is as good a descriptor as any, especially when the specific vibratory patter of that energetic entity is perceived by energy-sensitives as cold-blooded, ruthless, and completwly devoid of compassion. It is interesting to realize that sociopaths/psychopaths perfectly fit into the same energetic pattern, and to notice how the game theory of the system that is being forced upon the world is designed to optimize and select for those ruthless characteristics.

Reptialian energy is the Guardian, the gatekeeper that maintains the this planet in a low-vibrational prison of suffering, a chaotic echo chamber of self-destructive interference.

Good luck all, and godspeed.

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 00:03 | 5307174 thamnosma
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Thought-provoking post, thanks.

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 00:11 | 5307183 McMolotov
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I like to call them super-assholes. There are plenty of ordinary, run-of-the-mill assholes in this world, but the ones who are in charge of things are like the Kryptonic version of the standard asshole; their powers of assholishness are made orders of magnitude more impressive by our yellow sun.

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 08:21 | 5307794 sleigher
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Wouldn't you like to be an asshole too? Be an asshole, be a fucking asshole.  (sung to the Dr Pepper tune) 

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 02:57 | 5307345 potato
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The first few years i didnt read any comments on here. But i swear, since i started reading and posting earlier this year, the comments have gotten increasingly absolutely batshit crazy.

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 03:50 | 5307387 The9thDoctor
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I think the comment quality is very high here on Zero Hedge.

If you want "batshit crazy" go to ESPN and read grown men bickering about ball games, or better yet go to Washington Post and read all of the blowhards blaming "liberals" for all of the world's problems and their solution for everything is war and "glass parking lots"  Or you can read the geeks over at the Randi forums whining about Silvia Browne is not actually a psychic.  So what?  She's a tv entertainer just like their beloved Randi!  Go figure!

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 02:58 | 5307346 potato
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The first few years i didnt read any comments on here. But i swear, since i started reading and posting earlier this year, the comments have gotten increasingly absolutely batshit crazy.

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 03:52 | 5307389 The9thDoctor
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I think the comment quality is very high here on Zero Hedge.

If you want "batshit crazy" go to ESPN and read grown men bickering about ball games, or better yet go to Washington Post and read all of the blowhards blaming "liberals" for all of the world's problems and their solution for everything is war and "glass parking lots"  Or you can read the geeks over at the Randi forums whining about Silvia Browne is not actually a psychic.  So what?  She's a tv entertainer just like their beloved Randi!  Go figure!

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 16:00 | 5310306 TheAnswerIs42
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You're right, he's not wrong, he is bat shit crazy.

Occam's razor.

Enough of the over complicated, unfalsifiable conspiracies, humanity is what it is.

 

Sat, 10/11/2014 - 04:19 | 5317821 Think for yourself
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Occam's razor doesn't apply to what I stated, because what I stated is not a theory; specifically, it is a statement of facts from a systemic perspective that integrates individual psychodynamics with social politics - and a bit more besides. Moreover, if you had connected enough dots you'd see that Occam would point towards the ideas I expressed, as what I stated are dynamics that stem from a single unified theory.

Your failure to entertain an idea is not a measure of its simplicity, or lack thereof.

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 00:03 | 5307172 Creeps
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@NemoDeNovo

I had to stop and at least listen to Icke when the Jimmy Savile thing came out, the man was dead on about his claims about Savile and the other BBC host. 

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 03:10 | 5307353 conscious being
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It looks like aspiring puppets have to join the pedo-club and and have a photo shoot put together so they'll be sure to follow orders.

Jimmy Savile and the 9th Circle

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 03:58 | 5307390 The9thDoctor
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Well David Icke actually was a household name on the BBC in the 1980s.  He was the sports reporter for Breakfast Time.  He knew all about the chomo stuff going on at the BBC even way back then.  Icke was outting the BBC was full of paedos back in the mid-1990s.  It took almost 20 years for it to come out.  Now it is passe.

Wed, 10/08/2014 - 22:40 | 5306881 90's Child
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I've read a lot of Alex jones articles. I felt his stories exaggerate the truth a little bit to express a more dramatic output.

Wed, 10/08/2014 - 22:43 | 5306887 LetThemEatRand
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I'm the world's biggest skeptic on Alex Jones, but I also think the guy sometimes nails it.  For example, NWO.  And perhaps, FEMA coffins.

Wed, 10/08/2014 - 22:52 | 5306945 seek
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"Sometimes nails it" is the dictionary definition of "limited hangout."

Wed, 10/08/2014 - 23:03 | 5306984 LetThemEatRand
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Life is like a box of viruses.  You never know which one you'll get.

Wed, 10/08/2014 - 23:06 | 5306998 seek
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Ebola's one of the ones that's chewy on the outside and liquid on the inside.

Kind of funny, most of the real life chocolates like that the liquid goo is red.

Wed, 10/08/2014 - 23:20 | 5307050 LetThemEatRand
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Mrs. Rand just corrected me.  Life is like a bowl o' viruses.

Wed, 10/08/2014 - 23:56 | 5307146 boattrash
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Tell Mrs. Rand thanks, and well done!

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 00:43 | 5307228 Kirk2NCC1701
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He's safe though:  Has a nice, prepper ranch in Texas, millions of bucks, and his wife is one of the Chosen people. 

So he get's Family Coverage, as long as he doesn't cross the line.  It's a small Club, and he's in it.  You?  Not so much.

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 05:32 | 5307473 Rigger
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AJ falls into the 'controlled opposition' category. Ask him about zionism or zionists if you ever get the chance, you'll see him lose his shit…

 

Too bad, really. He is one of the more effective 'wake up alarms'. Sadly, most dig no further past their initial awakening to see the full picture of system wide depravity, degradation and fraud being perpetuated from their blood sweat and tears.

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 08:31 | 5307839 sleigher
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Yeah, I think it is about syndication.  If he likes it he will keep his mouth shut.  Now he has this big operation he built, he keeps his mouth shut.  He was worth more years ago.  Today it is just crap and he won't touch on any real issues.  Even when callers call in and they begin to he talks over them to shut them up.  Obvious really...

Wed, 10/08/2014 - 22:48 | 5306914 knukles
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AJ has been right about most of the shit coming down.
Period EOC

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 03:13 | 5307358 conscious being
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AJs limited hangout job is to stear you away from the Zionists. Long running funny, but true story, if you mention his wife or just the words jewish wife on his site, your post would automaticly disappear.

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 08:33 | 5307843 sleigher
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I was IP banned from his site for writing truth on there.  I still go back through proxies to warn others.  Doesn't help... 

Wed, 10/08/2014 - 23:04 | 5306985 gwar5
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Seems AJ is right most of the time. His dramatic flare and demeanor (love it) detract from the seriousness but he deserves a lot more credibility than anything coming from the FED or DC or MSM. 

I remember the days, not that long ago, when MSM, et. al, would say that the Bilderbergers didn't exist and anybody who believed they did were conspiracy theory nutjobs. Now, it's a well know fact.   

But the MSM still won't even whisper about the annual Bilderberger confab, where the biggest elitists on the planet converge. Those meetings should be front page news with MSM reporters converging en mass. Surreal.

Wed, 10/08/2014 - 22:29 | 5306839 nmewn
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As HH pointed out yesterday, where exactly is the most invisble man in the administration and just what does he have to say about ebola?

Yes, I'm talking to you, Boris ;-)

Wed, 10/08/2014 - 22:47 | 5306912 gwar5
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Where the hell is the Surgeon General of the USA (SGOTUS?) in all this Ebola fiasco? Did they disappear her at some fat farm so she wouldn't make Moochelle look bad?

Usually the SGOTUS is trotted out in such times as these to try and provide some measured reassurances. I remember they introduced an obese black woman 6 years ago and then they put the cloaking device on her. I didn't even catch her name!

 

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