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60 People Locked In Building After 4 Suspected Ebola Cases Near Paris

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As The Local reports, it looks like Paris is all-clear

However later in the evening Nevache confirmed that the "suspicion was over" and the people were allowed to leave.

 

Le Parisien newspaper reported that the alarm was raised when one of four people "of African origin" who had recently visited Gunea fell ill in the building and two others showed flu-like symptoms.

Following news of the death of a British man in Macedonia from Ebola, RTL reports that 60 people are locked inside a Department of Medical and Social Coordination (DASS) building in Cergy-Pontoise (on the northeast edge of Paris) following Ebola-like symptoms in 4 people.

 

 

 


As RTL reports,

The premises of the DASS in Cergy-Pontoise (Val-d'Oise) is currently curly. Authorities suspect an Ebola case and locked sixty people.

 

An attending physician on the premises has been warning noting troubling symptoms in four people who had returned from Guinea.

 

Specific first aid arrived on the scene there for over an hour, a perimeter was set up and a crisis enabled prefecture.

 

Workforce of UAS equipped accordingly are expected on site a moment's notice.

As Le Figaro confirms,

A building of the DASS of Cergy -Pontoise , near Paris , was cordoned off tonight after the unrest in the premises of a person who may be from Guinea and features similar to those of Ebola like symptoms, a- was learned from sources.

 

The building, owned by the General Council , was completed " to carry out checks ," said the prefect of the Val- d'Oise , Jean -Luc Nevache . Besides the person who feels unwell a second person had flu-like symptoms , said Dr. Nevache , evoking a simple measure of "precaution" .

 

According to RTL , the authorities shut sixty in total. A security perimeter has been established .

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It appears the reach of this deadly disease is growing..

 

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And then there's this...

 

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Thu, 10/09/2014 - 13:23 | 5309350 X.inf.capt
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please, get out of dodge

while you can...

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 13:25 | 5309364 NotApplicable
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Here we go!

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 13:29 | 5309387 X.inf.capt
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read clancy's 'executive orders'

thats how its going down..

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 13:30 | 5309400 Anusocracy
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Start a fund and hire Ebola patients to occupy government buildings.

Asymmetrical warfare.

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 13:40 | 5309452 X.inf.capt
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the new black death..

weaponized...

complete with an ebola 'short bus'

coming to a town near you...

 

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 13:41 | 5309478 knukles
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60 locked in
Cordon Sanitaire.

 

In 4 weeks the survivors are allowed out.
They strip, take a disinfectant bath, given clean clothes.
Old clothes and building burnt to ground.

Now that's what I'm talkin' about.
Cordon Sanitaire.

Everybody within 2 sq miles should be quarantined in home
Food & water delivered.

Track down everybody had contact.
Quarantine.

Cordon Sanitaire

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 13:47 | 5309518 McMolotov
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"Nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."

Watch this phrase lose its humorous overtones in the near future.

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 13:51 | 5309544 X.inf.capt
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'GAME OVER, DUDE, GAME OVER!

WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO???

THINK OF WHAT?? WERE F&CKED! WERE DOOMED!'

hudson's rant...ALIENS

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 14:00 | 5309580 Kitler
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Did everyone here undergo a sex change operation while I was gone?

Jesus H. Christ it's only a virus and as soon as they find out how it got here from Africa they will stop it. Now please grow a pair.

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 14:00 | 5309607 saints51
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Its the only way to have safe sex these days.

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 14:02 | 5309624 Publicus
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I move quietly, mostly unnoticed through the crowd. I watch my victims entertain themselves with war, it amuses me to see them playing with resources, tanks, jets, puppets, gold, pawns, crackers, blood, assets and guns. I am not evil as the concept of sin eludes me and I don't discriminate against any particular individual. I will not judge on race, religion, status, morality, nationality, intellect or age. I am not on a mission and I don't know my purpose, my only instinct is to multiply and I am the same with everybody. I don't know if I was modified, created or manufactured. I do, however, know my name. Some, they call me Ebola, I prefer my title, Destroyer of Worlds.
Thu, 10/09/2014 - 14:11 | 5309636 Save_America1st
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this just isn't going to stop.  The scumbags that be now have their ultimate False Flag disease that they can use anywhere to scare the shit outta the sheeple.

If it's a real case then the gov-scum win and get a crisis to use to fuck with everyone.  And if they want to False Flag it they get the same results.

All they have to do now is have someone call 911 and claim they think someone in their company has ebola and they can shut the whole place down and quarantine the people.

It's not that the CDC and gov-scum were unprepared and are bungling things...they did this on purpose to let it spread and to get an outcry right on queue by the lapdog media and the sheeple. 

Then gov-scum can move on in and crack down hard core no matter what the situation is in response to said outcry.

It's always a win-win for the gov-scum..

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 14:17 | 5309729 imaginalis
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Trip insurance is essential now. You will need a refund if you get locked up in a building and miss your expensive vacation in Tahiti.

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 14:48 | 5309920 BaBaBouy
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PLANES Keep Flying Out Of Ebola Central..........This Is A Disaster Waiting To Happen...

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 14:56 | 5309958 Rusty Shorts
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It's a ruse, a fraud, it's  fake...I can't believe ZH followers have become a bunch of rabid limber dicks swallowing everything the MSM is spewing out about this ebola shit. I mean goddamn people wtf.

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 15:12 | 5310060 Not Too Important
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Have a hard time with exponential math, RS?

It's either a complete fabrication, and all the vids and stories are Hollywood lies, or it's real.

If it's real, we're dead.

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 15:17 | 5310092 pods
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If that were a real life and death situation in France the WHITE FLAG would be flying, not the french one. Duh.

(Sometimes I make myself giggle.)

Rusty, many here are just keeping up with the doomerporn and partaking in some gallows humor.
I mean, shit, it's bad enough fonz is now an unperson.

pods 

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 15:24 | 5310122 McMolotov
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Shit, wtf happened to fonz?

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 15:31 | 5310163 redpill
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We run out of fuse when it hits India.

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 15:42 | 5310213 phaedrus1952
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He got taken out to the cornfield, mac.

HIS NAME WAS FONZANNOON.

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 23:08 | 5312436 nidaar
Thu, 10/09/2014 - 16:14 | 5310392 Analyse2
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@pods

"the WHITE FLAG would be flying"

Again:

All this ugly disdain and nasty jokes come from the firm refusal of the French to join America in Irak, in 2003.

Since France refused to go to Iraq, American warmongers and neo-cons made French army look like cowards – as a punishment.

But History has proved the French were right, and that the WMD were only a dirty trick to serve as a pretext.

Nevertheless, the hate of American warmongers against France remains still there, well alive, even in ZH.

This stale hate still shows through "innocent good jokes" about the “surrender monkeys” and their white flags

As for the rest, the French can be proud of their Military History:

According to the British historian Niall Ferguson, since 387 BC, France has fought 168 major wars against such badasses as the Roman Empire, the British Army and the Turkish forces. Their track record isn't too shabby, either: They've won 109, lost 49 and drawn 10 times.

This makes France the most successful military power in European history - in terms of number of fought and won …

The French have succeeded to conquer and guard the largest country in Europe.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Military_history_of_France

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 16:27 | 5310460 pods
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As I used to say to a long ago unperson, Lighten Up Francis.

If you think of me as a warmonger, you don't read much that I write do you?

pods

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 17:03 | 5310699 Analyse2
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@pods  "Lighten up Francis"

Well, maybe you are not a warmonger, but there is a great difference between private jokes between friends and public bashing.

I take these kind of public bashing for what it is:

When the French are treated of "Cheese-eating surrender MONKEYS", it is in the exact same way that the nazis before WW2 used to treat the Jews – denying them the right to be Human being, and calling them "dirty" "cowards" and "rats".
"Lighten up Francis"

 

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 16:44 | 5310569 McMolotov
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That whole "freedom fries" episode was probably one of the most embarrassing things in American and human history.

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 23:33 | 5312535 Kobe Beef
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Yep. Stop insulting your allies. Without French Military, Monetary, & Diplomatic intervention in the Revolutionary War, the Americans would have lost. That French investment was repaid by American intervention in WWs I & II. Needless to say, there is a deep bond between the two nations, and it is foolhardy to spit in your friends' faces.

Americans need to put down the remote control and the iphone and read real books. Ignorance + Arrogance = Downfall.

 

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 16:47 | 5310601 Not Too Important
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It has mostly to do with the Vichy, but you already knew that.

 

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 16:55 | 5310643 Analyse2
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Always vichy. As apparently History is not your favorite subject I’ll give you a more complete view:

* Vichy was recognised by the US Government until end of 1942 !

* Apart from the puppet government based in Vichy, there was a free government based in London under the authority of General De Gaulle.

* During the Italian campaign of 1943, 130,000 Free French soldiers fought on the Allied side (under General Juin)

* By the time of the Normandy invasion, Free French forces numbered approximately half a million regulars and more than 100,000 French Forces of the Interior (FFI).

The FFI in Normandy and the Île-de-France region surrounding Paris began to harass German forces intensively, cutting roads and railways, setting ambushes and fighting conventional battles alongside their allies. This caused the death, arrest, or deportation of 90,000 resistance fighters  -  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/French_Resistance

General Eisenhower estimated the value of the Résistance to have been equal to ten to fifteen divisions at the time of the landings  -  http://voices.yahoo.com/the-french-resistance-world-war-ii-400073.html

* The Free French 2nd Armored Division, under General Philippe Leclerc, landed in Normandy, and, in the waning days of summer 1944, led the drive toward Paris.

* 3500 French pilots served in the RAF  -  http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Royal_Air_Force

* 6 Free French divisions (230 000 men) did contribute hugely to the Provence landing - under command of General De Lattre de Tassigny (Operation Dragoon). They held their ground in Alsace during the battle of the Bulge, disobeying Eisenhower’s orders to retreat.

* In 1945 the Allied Forces on the west front consisted in:  US: 45 divisions  -  UK: 12 divisions  -  France: 9 divisions  -  Poland: 1 division.  In total, not a lot compared with the Soviet forces on the east side, the real winners of WWII.

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 17:34 | 5310902 BeansMcGreens
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Live near a small city in North Caroina named for Gilbert du Motier de Lafayette, Marquis de Lafayette.

If not for him,  Comte de Rochambeau,  and also  for the French fleet at Yorktown keeping General Cornwallis and his British troops at Yorktown the War might have ended differently.

 

http://www.eyewitnesstohistory.com/yorktown.htm

 

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 18:06 | 5311077 robertocarlos
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My real name is a nom de guerre from when France sent many companies here to establish forts. I would like to find out the real name of my French decendents. Maybe I'm the real King of France.

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 15:58 | 5310298 Pie rre
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Who gets to select the food and water they deliver?  If its end of world rations no thanks but an assortment of my choosing might be a win.

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 17:34 | 5310903 Analyse2
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Tahiti ...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1LmFbcq-KA
 

 

 

 


 

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 14:42 | 5309889 motorollin
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"All they have to do now is have someone call 911 and claim they think someone in their company has ebola and they can shut the whole place down and quarantine the people."

So you're telling me I can get this project deadline extended?

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 15:14 | 5310067 Not Too Important
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Drink Ipicac and vomit at a football game after drinking some ketchup.

Good for a few laughs.

Better run like hell, though . . .

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 14:04 | 5309635 X.inf.capt
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sanitizer...check!

hand...check!

 

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 14:26 | 5309793 max2205
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I am not dead yet!

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 14:42 | 5309886 booboo
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Reporting in <stop>

normal activity in outer areas <stop>

school children getting off bus <stop>

One fartling sneezing <stop>

neighbor kid <stop>

Took him out with a potato bazooka, big idaho to the cranium <stop>

Mom looks pissed <stop>

She's acting violent, waving arms, I think she is infected, duely noted, poossible zombification <stop>

Downed last jello shooter, make a note, hijack liquor truck <stop>

Temperature normal <stop>

 

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 14:00 | 5309610 Son of Loki
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I hope they have air-conditioning in that building 'cause those French women ... they don't shave their arm pits.

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 15:44 | 5310203 Thom_333
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Have you ever been to France redneck?

Good food,good wine,good culture - and no the women do shave both armpits and other locations and are a joy to bed in comparison to obese American trash bitches.

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 16:50 | 5310610 Not Too Important
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We do have some really fat bitches here in the US, don't we?

We also seem to have a lot of guys that like that shit.

Nasty.

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 16:18 | 5310416 Analyse2
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@son of loki

Racist joke. There are more hairy and smelly women in the US than in France …

 

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 16:51 | 5310615 Not Too Important
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That's not racist. Is that the whole joke?

Never been to Greece?

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 16:47 | 5310600 gatorboat
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"WERE F&CKED! WERE DOOMED!"

ZH headlines in few more days of this fearmongering.

I've never seen this kind of OMG!!! fearmongering on ZH before.

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 16:54 | 5310638 Not Too Important
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You must be new here. Welcome.

OTOH, none of us have ever seen the start of a global pandemic that stands to kill 4+ billion people, so you might want to cut us some slack.

We'll be fine in a few months. 'He who panics first, panics best'.

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 17:37 | 5310917 gatorboat
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What, you'll be fine in a few months AFTER it kills 4 billion?  Or 4 billion is bs?

It think 50 - 70 and it'll be over.  Typical flu season.

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 16:07 | 5310339 clade7
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Just exactly how does one get 60 stinking trufflemunching Frenchmen locked in a building?

 

Toss in a wheel of cheese and tell them theres a gay mime in the corner?

 

Or else just put a German in charge?

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 16:22 | 5310438 Analyse2
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Stupid or full of hate ?

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 13:50 | 5309540 J S Bach
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At least the bubonic plague (Black Death) was technically treatable (being a baccilus).  Viruses such as ebola cannot be "cured" because they reside within cells like parasites.  This is truly scary stuff.

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 14:05 | 5309644 Publicus
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The Black Death was Ebola

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 14:12 | 5309699 J S Bach
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I think you meant,

the cause of the Black's Death (Duncan) was Ebola.

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 13:34 | 5309436 McMolotov
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I'm starting to get the feeling that if this were Star Trek, we'd all be wearing red shirts right now.

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 13:44 | 5309479 Dr. Engali
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The red shirts had it easy, it was always a quick death for them.   Death will be slow and painful for us, and the red we'll be wearing is blood coming from our eyes and assholes.

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 13:49 | 5309531 McMolotov
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I guess poor Spock will be wearing green then.

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 14:21 | 5309752 perchprism
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He's dead, Jim.

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 14:21 | 5309759 tenpanhandle
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Truth be told, I'm wearing my brown pants now.

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 14:30 | 5309821 Anarchy 99
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brown boxers

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 14:31 | 5309828 tenpanhandle
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First mate to Captain of warship:  Captain there is an enemy ship steaming toward us.

Captain:  Very well,  put the crew at battlestations and tell the steward to bring me my red shirt.

First Mate: Yes sir but why the red shirt?

Captain: So if I am wounded the men can not see and become demoralized.

First mate:  That is very laudable and courageous of you sir but the lookout now reports 3 enemy ships.

Captain:  Turn the ship around and tell the steward to bring me my brown pants.

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 15:42 | 5310207 Ying-Yang
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Captain's log!

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 16:25 | 5310450 Analyse2
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Bad joke, and happily for the US, this was not the case at the battle of the Chesapeake ...

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 16:18 | 5310411 clade7
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if this was Star Trek, at this moment, I'd be trying to put a royal longcocking on Uhuru, or at least get a hummer from that gay bastard Lt. Sulu as a last resort!.

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 17:02 | 5310700 bIlluminati
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My Ebola Ooh, my little deadly one, my deadly one

Vomit with a little of my ebola

Ooh, they say pandemic's fun, pandemic's fun

Spread it with a little of my ebola

Never gonna stop, puke it up such a deadly snack

I always puke too much, and I'm sore but I'll soon be back

with my ay ay ay ay ay m-m-m-m-m my ebola

m-m-m-m-m my ebola

Gonna do my shopping now, my shopping now

coughing with a little of this ebola

hoping I don't die too soon, die too soon

If I do I'm sorely gonna miss ebola

Never gonna stop cough it up such a deadly gasp

I always cough too much, ass is sore but I'll soon be back

with my ay ay ay ay ay m-m-m-m-m my ebola

m-m-m-m-m my ebola

Going to the airport now, show me how

sure I'm gonna sneeze more of my ebola

Why is everybody home, I'm all alone

Want to share some more of my shy ebola

Never gonna stop, sneeze it out such a death attack

I always sneeze too much, ass bloody sore but I won't be back

but my ay ay ay ay ay m-m-m-m-m my ebola

m-m-m-m-m my ebola

m-m-m-m-m my ebola m-m-m-m-m my ebola

will be

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 17:30 | 5310885 clade7
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Nice work!  I pist myself bloody stupid!  Great effort! +1000

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 14:12 | 5309620 hedgeless_horseman
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read clancy's 'executive orders'

thats how its going down..

When the Iraqi president is assassinated by an Iranian agent, the Ayatollah Mahmoud Haji Daryaei takes advantage of the power vacuum by launching an unopposed invasion of Iraq. The Ayatollah unites the two countries, calling it the "United Islamic Republic", or "UIR". With Indian and Chinese assistance, the UIR makes a bid for superpower status by attacking Saudi Arabia. Following a series of Iranian-backed terrorist attacks, including the release of an Ebola strain, the UIR declares war on both Saudi Arabia and Kuwait. Meanwhile, China "accidentally" shoots down a Taiwanese airliner.

As a result of the Ebola attack, Ryan declares martial law and enforces travel restrictions in an effort to contain the virus. However, the attack becomes only a limited success for the UIR, since the virus is so deadly that it cannot spread effectively. [It appears this was fixed] The tide soon turns against the UIR, with its forces being defeated against the combined firepower of the U.S., Saudi Arabia, and Kuwait. President Ryan sends Ding Chavez and John Clark into the UIR to assassinate Daryaei. After showing the destruction of Daryaei's residence during a televised press conference, Ryan threatens to launch a tactical nuclear strike on Tehran unless those responsible for the attacks are extradited to the U.S. to face charges.

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Executive_Orders

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 14:16 | 5309717 Save_America1st
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and they sure killed Clancy deader than a hammer...

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 16:55 | 5309761 Not Too Important
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The Ebola attack, as written by Clancy, was a limited success since the Ebola back then had a short incubation time, and quick death rate. That's why it never spread in Africa.

The new, improved version has a longer incubation rate, allowing for more contacts/infections, roughly 21 days up front, and 40+ days on the backside.

Someone 'fixed' what was wrong with the old version. Dig into the patent.

Clancy's story would have had a far different outcome with today's GMO Ebola.

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 14:45 | 5309892 IndyPat
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This is like, totally fake, false flag scare mongering doom-porn-a-rama.

You people are such dupes, yo.

/s

Had to write that. Love to dig up posts as this has gone down. "Aw, never happen here. This is a disease for 3rd world skinnies. Never happen here. Wrong climate. Wrong Class. We are safe."

Fucking assholes.

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 13:33 | 5309429 msmith9962
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Cant spell pandemic without panic!

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 14:08 | 5309668 TeethVillage88s
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CDC CHIEF: INTENSITY OF EBOLA SPREAD UNSEEN SINCE AIDS...

- Yeah. But if you didn't have sex with strangers you weren't part of the pool of possible Victims.

- We lived through Aids Pandemic in the US without panic, but this ones a different kettle of fish.

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 14:25 | 5309783 Not Too Important
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Is that a kettle of radioactive fish?

How will the Fuku radiation mutate the GMO Ebola? It's mutating everything else, and has for almost four years.

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 16:07 | 5310335 Pie rre
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Maybe we'll find out when tropical storm WangJiz hits land at the end of the week.

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 14:30 | 5309815 IridiumRebel
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Or DEM
Please excuse the left/right thing. Just makin hay.

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 13:39 | 5309467 spekulatn
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Shouldn't the sleeves on the hazmat suits be rolled up?

 

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 16:11 | 5310361 Pie rre
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Those are prosthetic arms

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 13:53 | 5309468 Dubaibanker
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Another country named Tatarstan, a subject of Russia, (yeah, even I didn't know there was country with that name, we always learn something new everyday!), has quarantined students arriving from Africa to prevent the spread of Ebola.

Guess, USA will be the last country to start quarantining people from Africa arriving at US airports or stopping flights for that matter.

Damn, these Russians are always a step ahead of everyone else in protecting their citizens (and some US citizens too)! 

Six students from Africa quarantined in Russia's Tatarstan to prevent Ebola importation
Thu, 10/09/2014 - 14:38 | 5309858 tenpanhandle
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Seafood lovers beware; ebola is spread by tartar sauce in that country.

 

edit: sorry

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 16:58 | 5310665 Not Too Important
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Don't you mean 'tatar' sauce?

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 14:59 | 5309976 IndyPat
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..."Damn, these Russians are always a step ahead of everyone else in protecting their citizens (and some US citizens too)!"...

If you find that impressive, you should look into Russian hostage rescue technique. It's a hoot.

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 15:30 | 5310155 Dubaibanker
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Have you heard of any country or company or a human being who is perfect?

How about comparing Russian techniques to Saudis or North Koreans or making them meet Mexican justice....

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 16:10 | 5310351 IndyPat
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Oh...so that explains all the junks.

I should have added...I greatly admire the technique. Inflamed muzzle radicals don't take Russian hostages. It's an absolute fact. The Cheneyan variety just needed a quick reminder. Hardcore.

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 13:27 | 5309368 Bloppy
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This should be good for at least a +$5.00 Tesla rally

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 14:10 | 5309690 Aloha
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That would be a LAKE rally.

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 16:08 | 5310343 InflammatoryResponse
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I'm enjoying the LAKE rally immensely :)

 

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 13:33 | 5309373 hedgeless_horseman
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60 People Locked In Building After 4 Suspected Ebola Cases Near Paris

That ought to calm people down.

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 13:35 | 5309445 Theta_Burn
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You know they wouldn't do this if this was just "suspected" cases...

And as horrible as this seems it's the first common sense move since the outbreak began.

It's pucker time folks, and the handlers of this are guilty of crimes against humanity...

Welcome to the obamata strain...

 

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 13:39 | 5309450 hedgeless_horseman
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The premises of the DASS in Cergy-Pontoise (Val-d'Oise) is currently curly. Authorities suspect an Ebola case and locked sixty people.

Has anyone checked to see if there are five dancing Israeli Mossad agents filming from a distant rooftop?

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 13:41 | 5309480 knukles
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Cat's out the bag, guys.

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 13:47 | 5309517 cougar_w
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That's right and I'm not going back in it either, so get ready for some war.

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 13:58 | 5309596 knukles
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Irony of it all.  The building shuttered is of the DASS,

Department of Health and Social Affairs

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 15:01 | 5309990 IndyPat
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Kinda figures. That's where sick people go.

Won't find me anywhere near a Walgreens or CVS.

Fuck all that. Amazon....leave it by the door. Thanks!

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 15:16 | 5310090 Not Too Important
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In a few months the worst place to go will be a hospital.

Go to the beach and die looking out over the waves. Leave this Earth with a beautiful memory.

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 16:20 | 5310419 Pie rre
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That's very prudent but since we don't know where the handlers have been you might, using rubber gloves, put the package in the microwave for added security.

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 14:31 | 5309830 Theta_Burn
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**UPDATE**

Sorry we were just fucking with ya....

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 13:27 | 5309385 SteveNYC
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France may end up being Europe ground-zero for this, given the huge number of north and west Africans living and traveling to/from Paris. This doesn't look too good.

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 13:44 | 5309504 knukles
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Torching of entire banlieues is gonna happen as most the Frenchies don't particularly like the imports, N Africans, Muzzies., etc.

This whole thing (not just in France, but world wide) is gonna become a rallying point for the right (and possibly far far right) wing parties.  And I mean the neo-con types.  Shut the things down, martial law to protect everybody from everybody else.

The modern StayCation

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 13:57 | 5309592 TeethVillage88s
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A Fascist Model would include putting everyone into Military Service Structure.

Emergencies go much better if you have to answer to tough guys in Uniform and everyone is expected to be assigned a role, play a function, and obey the State.

Well... Like Katrina, in New Orleans. Give us your Guns. You are being Relocated Immediately.

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 16:25 | 5310446 Pie rre
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That could initiate a debt jubilee for those who sign up for relocation or internment.

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 14:03 | 5309627 l8apex
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And they're be right to use this to advance their cause...

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 14:23 | 5309771 Save_America1st
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it'll become just another bullshit political football between both parties, used to further divide and conqure the sheeple.  Or at least to distract them from something else even more nefarious being played out behind the scenes (obama likes to issue E.O.'s when nobody is looking). 

Either way it'll be more WWF-style right vs. left even though they're both working against us at the same time...just from different angles.

I think this will be used to spend more money on CDC, HHS, FEMA, Homeland Shitheads, Toilet Safetay Administration, more militarization of the cops, etc. etc. etc. 

I'm sure they'll be buying more machine guns and billions of rounds of ammo too....to "protect" the public.

Next thing we'll hear is that it's the TEA party's fault and veterans and 2nd Amendment supporters...I'm sure the gov-scum and media will try to make that stick somehow...they always do.

 

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 14:30 | 5309814 Not Too Important
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Right or wrong, it happened under Obama's reign. It's his and the Democrats forever.

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 16:40 | 5310547 1Inthebeginning
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With respect.  The general populace is sports entertainment hypnotized and abrogation of their resonsibilities does not make it someone elses fault.

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 16:12 | 5310368 clade7
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Vive le Velveeta!

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 13:45 | 5309513 Herd Redirectio...
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BECAUSE DIVERSITY.

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 23:44 | 5312563 Kobe Beef
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DIEversity.

Dear Paris,

You may now consider yourself, Culturally Enriched. 

Sincerely,

the NWO

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 13:29 | 5309390 junction
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Hopefully, John Kerry was in the building when it was sealed.

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 13:31 | 5309415 CrimsonAvenger
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Has it mutated to horses already?

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 13:36 | 5309431 TruthInSunshine
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They're putting down dogs that were exposed, so it stands to reason.

Poor Kerry.

When are TPTB calling in the mercs formerly known as Blackwater, formerly known as Xe, now known as Academi?

https://www.academi.com/

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 14:21 | 5309760 XitSam
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When?  When the elite come out of their bunkers and start bossing the survivors around.

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 14:29 | 5309820 Not Too Important
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Don't forget Craft.

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 13:36 | 5309446 44MagnumPrepper
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Spit out a little lunch reading that... lol

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 13:38 | 5309456 Mad Max
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No, but it may affect horse's asses.

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 15:45 | 5310223 Thom_333
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Ask Kerry - he´s very worried about his dad - Mr Ed.

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 15:05 | 5310015 IndyPat
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Horses, yes....cryto beaks, no. The magic crystals in their mitochondrial DNA protect them.

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 13:30 | 5309409 Kingsley Zissou
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Yeah, but where is safe?

Even shooting the infected spreads this shit into aerosol form.

 

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 13:45 | 5309503 X.inf.capt
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you should've built your ark before it started raining...

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 13:47 | 5309520 Herd Redirectio...
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Shoot the Ebola victims BEFORE they die from Ebola.  Their body is just a virus factory in the last couple days...  Don't know what to believe any more.

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 15:08 | 5310041 IndyPat
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Your posts are getting old, sailor boy. Seriously. Spare us the fucking obvious.
Besides....
Got to come to port sometime...and hope you didn't bug too early.

Stop rubbing it in. Not everyone could afford a survival yacht.

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 13:33 | 5309422 Bangin7GramRocks
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Can you imagine the smell?

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 14:05 | 5309649 Not Too Important
Not Too Important's picture

"please, get out of dodge

while you can..."

 

And go where?

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 15:24 | 5310132 Bloppy
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Shares of Ebola hazmat suit maker go ballistic in heavy trading

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 16:21 | 5310433 forensicator
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A new series for tv "Survivor Cergy-Pontoise"

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 17:39 | 5310936 Analyse2
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Panic Button

http://www.google.fr/imgres?imgurl=http%3A%2F%2Fcrosscut.com%2Fmedia%2Fresized_image%2Fstory_image%2Fpanic_button_fit_300x300.jpg&imgrefurl=http%3A%2F%2Fcrosscut.com%2F2009%2F11%2F29%2Fhumor%2F19409%2FHumor-Embracing-your-panic-button%2F&h=300&w=291&tbnid=EQBAlaU9aGadzM%3A&zoom=1&docid=gcBwTxokgS5rhM&ei=HgA3VIrDG8zY7AaEn4DYCg&tbm=isch&iact=rc&uact=3&dur=564&page=1&start=0&ndsp=18&ved=0CC4QrQMwBA

 

 

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 13:25 | 5309351 Headbanger
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They're spreading plague like rats

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 13:27 | 5309381 curbjob
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Who is they ? Central bankers ?

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 13:41 | 5309481 ATM
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Perhaps they have a Trebuchet and will begin launching the disease ridden bodies into city centers soon?

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 14:07 | 5309658 Not Too Important
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Airlines'll do, through massive hubs.

And the Hajj. Give it a few weeks.

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 14:24 | 5309775 knukles
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Ah, the Hajj ....

Perhaps mankind's largest most prolonged widest geographic gathering.

Nobody out there's mentioned it, yet.

Hummmph.

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 15:14 | 5310058 Steaming_Wookie_Doo
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Right, how well will the Saudis handle this? We're talking some 2 million people in very close quarters. Is anyone planning to have some "suicide virus bombers" attend?

As someone else already said, if this hits India, that'll be truly scary. They don't have the control that China would.

Just to be tasteless: scariest costume this year will be a black guy with a cough

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 15:20 | 5310109 Not Too Important
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Nigeria sent thousands of Muslim pilgrims to the Hajj this year, with the full acceptance of the Saudis.

Millions of pilgrims flying in from well over a hundred countries.

If you wanted to spread a pandemic virus on purpose, this is how you would do it.

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 13:24 | 5309353 Farmer Joe in B...
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Potential death sentence for 56 people.  Nice.

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 13:29 | 5309398 pods
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Exactly.  They have to go light on these tactics or you will be getting people staying home when symptoms arise.

Let's hope there is enough room in that place for some separation.

(about the invite, I don't do contacts or chat, nothing personal)

pods

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 13:44 | 5309494 TruthInSunshine
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Planes,trains & EbomaMobiles

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 13:45 | 5309499 Zadok
Zadok's picture

Yes, nice setup. Contrived conditions where the false dichotomy is the only logical option.
Yea! More victim driven oppression demanded by the victims themselves.
All...most...there... New structure dead ahead. Pun fully intended.

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 13:45 | 5309500 Testudo321
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That is where they should stay (at home that is).

Better that way than dragging themselves to the nearest crowded emergency room, possibly infecting more people there, infecting the medical staff and doctors, before they test positive for Ebola.

Of course trained and properly equipped medical teams should visit them at home and provide medical help if needed. 

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 14:32 | 5309669 Not Too Important
Not Too Important's picture

"They have to go light on these tactics . . ."

Here, Officer, you're putting too much pressure on my neck with your boot. Could you go a little lighter?

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 15:20 | 5310108 Oldrepublic
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like the Captain on the Titanic ordering the closure of the water tight doors

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 13:25 | 5309355 IridiumRebel
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Totally. Fucking. Contained.

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 13:47 | 5309515 knukles
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"Got it covered"
   -
The Boy KIng, Tutankhamun

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 13:53 | 5309560 Decolat
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We contained some folks..

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 14:05 | 5309639 TeethVillage88s
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Now Attention. Everyone.

If you are wearing a mask move to the rear near the doors so we can prepare you for moving out of here.

Raise your hand if you have an N95 Mask at this time in your possession... Move to the Front of the room so we can separate you. Now if you are not wearing the mask you can put it on. Please put the mask on it you have it.

Everyone without a mask will move to the Left... and we will be taking you somewhere where you can get a Mask.

If you have a Mask & you are wearing it, you will be allowed to move from this location.

Those with a mask that weren't wearing it will have to wait here for further instructions and a questionnaire.

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 14:10 | 5309680 847328_3527
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"Locked in?"....

Those Frogs are going to be hopping mad!

 

 

[sorry]

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 14:25 | 5309787 knukles
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Let me be the first to greenie you.  Outstanding!

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 14:26 | 5309797 X.inf.capt
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BWAHAHAHA!

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 17:19 | 5310805 bIlluminati
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I'm knee-deep in love with that. I'll put you on my wading list.

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 13:24 | 5309356 Impoverished Ps...
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I love the smell of panic in the morning... smells like... victory (for the elites)....

 

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 13:25 | 5309358 onewayticket2
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.....just wait til cold n flu season......hoards will be hitting the ER.

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 13:26 | 5309375 NotApplicable
NotApplicable's picture

And Rumsfeld's gonna get paid.

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 13:40 | 5309469 Mad Max
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I first read that as "finally gonna get laid" and a light bulb went on, explaining why he and other Neocons have gone on such a murderous rampage over the last 15 years.

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 14:12 | 5309695 Not Too Important
Not Too Important's picture

They get laid all the time. Ask the kids.

They're just psychopaths looking for people to kill, with the best weapons taxpayer money can buy.

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 14:51 | 5309943 tenpanhandle
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I have heard the term for years now but am unsure who and what actually a neocon is.  Perhaps you can help by answering a question for me.  Are Obama and Hillary neocons?

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