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US Airways Flight 850 from Philadelphia to Punta Cana - October 8th 2014

 

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Thu, 10/09/2014 - 20:27 | 5311672 FieldingMellish
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I think I know what my Halloween costume will be this year.

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 20:28 | 5311681 johngaltfla
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You're going to vomit on yourself and put fake blood under your fingernails, eyes, mouth and ass? Why would you want to dress like a Liberian?

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 20:29 | 5311686 FieldingMellish
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Actually, I was going to dress like a CDC official and tell everyone that everything is under control.

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 20:35 | 5311707 90's Child
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Notice how no one really is to concerned with what's going on.

Instead they pull out their phones.

Ebola, don't worry there is an app for that.

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 20:37 | 5311732 knukles
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I would be off that plane in a fucking moment.

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 20:43 | 5311755 90's Child
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Where were the emergency exits?

I was hoping to see some one freak the fuck out, would make it more climatic.

Surprised they didn't give the hazmat crew a round of applause.

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 21:02 | 5311862 X.inf.capt
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this has gone total FUBAR...

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 21:09 | 5311890 markmotive
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Western scientists feel that the consumption and preparation of meat from monkeys, fruit bats, and other forest animals is behind the transmission of Ebola, and possibly a new supervirus, which if left uncontrolled could kill a third of the world’s population.

Umm...stop eating monkeys and bats?

http://www.planbeconomics.com/2014/10/doc-monkey-meat-and-the-ebola-outb...

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 21:11 | 5311901 Gaius Frakkin' ...
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Too damn late for that, might as well enjoy the bat meat while you're still alive.

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 21:13 | 5311908 NoPension
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Chicken of the Jungle

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 21:35 | 5312013 Gaius Frakkin' ...
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Our "fearless" leaders now saying they don't want this to be the next HIV. WTF??? This isn't close to H-I-fucking-V. This doesn't kill a few dirty whores and queers after 10 years. This indiscriminately kills 6 out of 10 people in 3 fucking weeks.

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 21:44 | 5312081 Paveway IV
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Why do you think there's a news blackout on ebola outbreaks? Heard any updates from West Africa lately? Any victim pictures?

Ebola news is sanitized by the CDC just like Fukashima news was sanitized by the NRC. 

A year from now, you'll be reading articles about all the crap they covered up and what secret insider CDC emails said they really knew about ebola.

Providing you're still alive in a year.

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 21:57 | 5312126 hedgeless_horseman
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Providing you're still alive in a year.

What type of life will it be is the question.

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 21:59 | 5312153 MonsterBox
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I'm waiting for someone to drop a quart of bloody vomit at work. What do you do? Haul ass home? Or wait & get quarantined in the building for a month? Vending food sucks....

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 22:12 | 5312207 palmereldritch
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Still...not as bad as the flights from Brazil

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=teufz17PqoY

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 22:36 | 5312315 Liberal
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Why are they taking a black guy?

RACISTS!!!

Fri, 10/10/2014 - 02:15 | 5312842 Gief Gold Plox
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They didn't even put a surgical mask on him, when they strolled him out through what 100 other passangers. Yet they were in bubbles with full-face respirators. So much for public health.

Fri, 10/10/2014 - 08:47 | 5313454 ParkAveFlasher
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He be like, "crazy ass white people drag tha only nigga on the whole goddam airplane away, muthafuckin ebola an shih, shih crazy like a muthafucka."

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 22:44 | 5312345 zerozulu
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Looks like all other passengers except the black guy are immune to Ebola.

Fri, 10/10/2014 - 08:35 | 5313420 General Decline
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Being that they did not tell them to turn the cameras off, they want people to see this. Scared people are much easier to control.

Despotism 101

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 22:05 | 5312155 COSMOS
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Im putting an I love Obama sticker on my blue outfit.

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 22:06 | 5312190 Never One Roach
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Pretzels, soft drinks, pillows, a blanket and a Hazmat suit cost extra now.

No longer included in your fare.

 

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 22:18 | 5312225 old naughty
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what about air-tight bodybag?

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 22:20 | 5312237 jeff montanye
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why not a hazmat suit that doubles as an airtight body bag?

save some time and money.

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 22:21 | 5312246 surfsup
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NO dis ease transmits more freely in humans than fear mixed with a spiked imagination courtesy of the "the media state."  Please someone, anyone find a recent pic of someone bleeding out as a result of Ebola?  No pics show this very tangible aspect of "real" eboloa...   Meanwhile the State of Con just went full retard: http://www.necn.com/news/new-england/Connecticut-Governor-Declares-State...     Bend over and take your Merk Vax kiddies !!!  

 

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 22:41 | 5312330 McCormick No. 9
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You're probably right. but I am an ATP rated pilot with three type ratings and over 5000 hours of flight time, and THERE'S NO FUCKING WAY I'M EVER GETTING ON ANOTHER FUCKING AIRPLANE!!!!

EVER!!!!!

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 22:43 | 5312343 surfsup
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Hahahaha... I hear ya on that one!  Its not the actual dis ease its the monkey's RE ACTING to the "alleged" dis ease which can be the real issue...   

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 22:47 | 5312362 surfsup
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Oh and don't forget: Placebo Principle can work both ways...    Of course this could have been taught to kids as far back as the 1890s when tests on the effects of the subcosncious mind were authenticated for the carrying forth of concepts held with strong conviction in the mind, but you'd likely not have as lucrative a "market" of pharma lucre...     

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 22:54 | 5312390 Edelweiss
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I've watched several short docs from "Vice News" (and others) recently, from inside Liberia.  This outbreak is nowhere close to being contained.  Many of the residents don't believe they are in the middle of an epidemic.  Treatment centers are overflowing.  Many of the sick have returned to their homes to die, and infect others. One body disposal crew stated that they are picking up about 10 bodies a day in Monrovia alone.  The official story though is that it's "hard" to become infected.  Bullshit.  Backwater nations like Liberia stand to be decimated if this isn't confronted with a tremendous effort, and it may be too late for many of them. The spokesperson for Doctors without Borders said that the reported numbers are about 1/5th those likely afflicted.   

  In the U.S. , we will be put at unnecessary risk, because the official policies will not reflect good sense measures.  The political correctness that prevails (bureaucrats, more than the average citizen) will not allow any hint of racism.  We will be a magnet for anyone with financial means, that wants to escape.  Eric Duncan is proof that even with first world healthcare, there are no guarantees.

  Opinions on this range from "no big deal", to "we're all doomed".  Why should it even have to be said that we should error on the side of caution with a virus that is considered a level IV biohazard, and requires strict protocols in top level labs? 

  The official response is taking temps, and observing for symptoms, while doing nothing to limit travel to the U.S.?  Unbelievable.

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 23:40 | 5312551 palmereldritch
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+ level IV

Fri, 10/10/2014 - 13:31 | 5314916 un1ty
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They'll just get their process and procedures on responding about internal email communications from the IRS. 

 

>Oops, we lost everything and then destroyed the hardware for precautions.

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 22:01 | 5312165 Joenobody12
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Isnt that scary? That is the level of understanding of Dear Leader of this infectious killer ?

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 22:20 | 5312241 tumblemore
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"they don't want this to be the next HIV"

 

they might mean "we don't want to kill 100,000s of people by lying about the cause of HIV for PC reasons".


Fri, 10/10/2014 - 08:17 | 5313353 Pumpkin
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Well, yeah.  When you go to all the trouble of creating a world pandemic, you'd like the damn thing to work.

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 21:16 | 5311933 NoDecaf
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The suit manufacturers should start offering custom themed biosuits, like Gumby and Grimace for example. The kids will love it, and the parents too! Hey everybody gather 'round the nice CDC folks and say "cheese".

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 21:46 | 5312091 Idaho potato head
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Disney could make a killing, Elmer fud costumes , or Snow White.

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 22:03 | 5312162 COSMOS
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Better yet an Obama outfit.

Fri, 10/10/2014 - 08:17 | 5313356 Calmyourself
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Speaking of Disney short the hell out of Florida amusement parks, nobody putting kids on a plane...

Fri, 10/10/2014 - 09:40 | 5313736 funthea
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Disney already started this with "Monsters Inc.", getting the kids in a Hazmat suit mindset.

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 22:57 | 5312395 palmereldritch
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 Will these new suits be social media friendly?!

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 21:25 | 5311963 SgtSchultz
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If I brine my bat meat before grilling it, will that make my bat kabobs ok?

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 22:20 | 5312238 MontgomeryScott
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I prefer to sautee it with a mixture of A-1 sauce, lightly sprinkled with fine Anthrax powder mailed in hand-written envelopes from the CDC-contracted labs in Maryland. Let sit in the refrigerator covered, and grill on charcoal seasoned with wood chips and Thermate (it gives the meat a special but quiet tangy 'bang').

Of COURSE, the only place I purchase my batmeat (or monkey) from is a place called 'Plum Island Distributors'. They are an 'inside family operation' right off the coast of New York State, and they bring fresh meat in every day to a little burg named 'LYME' via trained seagulls. Damned birds seem to like the deer, though...

<not-quite-sarc>

I can't tell you about your 'BAT KABOB', though. Perhaps Robin or Commissioner Gordon or Alfred might be able to advise you with this issue. FRANKLY, I would approach 'CAT-WOMAN' because she seems to be attracted to anything BAT, but whatever you want to do with that thing is fine (just don't point it in my direction).

<SARC>

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 23:03 | 5312417 palmereldritch
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 *WTC7 Sauce* perhaps?

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 22:21 | 5312245 jeff montanye
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in bleach.

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 21:45 | 5311986 balolalo
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2014 is the END OF EASY INTERNATIONAL air travel.

- Malaysia Air 1
- Malaysia Air 2*
- Summer of new Enhanced Screenings for all airlines entering USA/UK airports.
- and now the final blow... EbolAIR

* which just so happened to have AIDS/Ebola/infectous disease experts on board

http://www.blackherbals.com/Emerging_Viruses-Aids_&_Ebola.pdf

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 22:55 | 5312392 Wahooo
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It is certainly the end of my air travel.

Fri, 10/10/2014 - 05:48 | 5313041 Jacks Creation
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Mmmmmm....Bat.

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 22:16 | 5312178 rbg81
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Yes, but imagine the enormous GDP growth and investment opportunities once the Survivors rebuilt.  Plus, in the meantime, there's serious $$ to be made from FEAR.

Fri, 10/10/2014 - 00:56 | 5312732 Ward no. 6
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wtf is wrong with ppl having to always eat some sort of meat...

 

Fri, 10/10/2014 - 08:18 | 5313357 Calmyourself
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Look at your teeth in the mirror, ignoramus..

Fri, 10/10/2014 - 08:41 | 5313441 wearef_ckedwith...
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"We are fucked with no hope".

My full board posting name.  Much more accurate now than it was when I first established it so long ago.  Thanks Ebola (I guess)

Fri, 10/10/2014 - 09:48 | 5313771 funthea
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It stems from the same inate drives that cause men to always want to put their dicks in holes.

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 21:28 | 5311902 TruthInSunshine
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YOUR Government, Citizen. Competent, professional, efficient...

Reminds me of something out of 'Fahrenheit 451' by Ray Bradbury.

'Murika

*Soon there will be foreign nationals (mercs) armed with fully automatic
weapons & wearing respirators in every airport on American soil and on every flight as contracted out to Academi (was Blackwater, then Xe Services, etc.)

Slow boil, Citizen.

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 21:42 | 5312072 Chupacabra-322
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What the Fuck exactly did these assholes accomplish other than Fear mongering, conditioning & endangering the public.

Everyone on that flight theoretically should have been quarantined & the plane grounded. The plane is now a potential breeding ground for contamination. Think of the next passengers which will board that plane & possibly infect each other & others in the public once it lands.

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 21:46 | 5312084 Miffed Microbio...
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The size of the average Ebola virion is 800-1000 nm. An nm is 1 E-9 m, and is simply 1 / 1,000,000,000 m. One nanometre equals ten angstroms. Approximately 150 virus particles are considered infectious. Ok all math buffs. Calculate the size of of an infectious area on that airplane arm rest, bathroom stall door, overhead bin.

If you still believe you could see that droplet of blood, saliva, feces and can save yourself by avoidance, I pity you. No fancy suit can save you unless you go through a disinfecting wash upon your destination. And you have spread it to many others along the way.

PPE is only good if used properly and when we are talking about this agent, it's usage is only appropriate in a bio 4 lab which can handle this. And we are pressure hosing down vomit. Please someone wake me from this Benny Hill type nightmare.

Miffed

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 21:51 | 5312121 Chupacabra-322
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I'm not Black, I'm Dominican.

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 22:07 | 5312192 COSMOS
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1000nm is 1 micron which is one millionth of a meter or one thousandth of a millimeter.  An average cell is 25-50microns.  A red blood cell is 6-8 microns in size.

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 22:30 | 5312294 TruthInSunshine
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I should have actually first watched the video before commenting below.

The moment when the first "suited" guy enters the plane, right after the elderly flight attendant has gone through her "let me calm you down"speech, is beyond hilarious.

#BananaRepublic

Thanks for Flying with Ebolobama Airlines, bitchez.

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 22:45 | 5312340 Skateboarder
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Dude, South Park detailed it in an eerily close fashion a couple of weeks ago, before this was now unleashed. See this portion of the "Gluten Free Ebola" episode.

Et tu, South Park?

Fri, 10/10/2014 - 00:22 | 5312655 Victory_Garden
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"South Park detailed it in an eerily close fashion..."

You stole our thunder, brother Skate.

Was about to post this link to the show that aired on 10-1-14 just as all this broke out. It is almost a lay-out of what could come still. What is interesting is how they referred to the FEMA camps as Papa Johns and locked up the contaminated people there.

Here is a link to the whole show. It would be funny if it wasn't tragically so close to what wickedness may still come. Check it out and wonder, why does South Park seem to have the inside baseball on this ebola breakout before it actually hit the streets of panicville?

http://www.watchsouthparkonline.net/season-18/episode-2-gluten-free-ebola/

To be clear, this is another vote for never ever flying anywhere ever again.

And as for Christmas shopping, there are already too many people all over coughing and sneezing, especially in Wally-world. Seems like a good time to draw in the supplies and wait until the next year to see what rings in. It may not be so good.

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 21:58 | 5312147 willwork4food
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There are only two possibilities:They are lazy, don't care that much to put out the effort and ergo incompant. Should be fired from their 100k/yr job and castrated/euthenized.

Or they want it here.

Pretty obvious choice.

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 22:14 | 5312214 Government need...
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Gonna go option 'A' there.  Lazy, incompetent, crippled by 'diveristy' and 'multicultural' thinking.  Time for a good culling of the herd.  Lock down your perimeters, and wait for the zombies to appear!

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 22:25 | 5312265 tumblemore
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"There are only two possibilities"

 

Three. PC makes people insane and these viruses are much more likely to come from the tropics e.g. West Africa., and so will always trigger PC.

 

(just like AIDS)

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 23:20 | 5312484 malek
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 Approximately 150 virus particles are considered infectious.

Put where: onto regular skin, into the mouth, into the lungs, or into the blood stream?

Fri, 10/10/2014 - 00:47 | 5312711 Miffed Microbio...
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Generally most viruses are transmitted by mucus membranes, broken skin and unprotected sex. I am not sure if Ebola is known to be transmitted by intact skin. Parrotile, any ideas?

So let me ask you this. How often do you scratch your nose, rub your eyes or touch your mouth in a day? Do you wash your hands thoroughly after everything you touch? Do you dutifully wipe down that germy supermarket cart handle in hopes to save yourself, and then pick up an apple the guy next to you had put back after wiping his runny nose with his hand? Do you take your change from the cashier duly gloved, place it in a ziplock bag, remove your gloves using sterile technique and autoclave it at home?

You see why I am a bit dubious about containment? Sure, at the moment, probably all the apples at the market are safe from Ebola. However, as the number of infected starts to increase and considering how long a person can be walking around in the community before succumbing, the chances of infection through fomites starts to increase. I am wondering how many infections are occurring in Africa in this manner vs direct contact with an infected individual.

This is just speculation on my part. I have no hard data about this. Anyone with a contrary point of view I encourage to point it out because the whole thing just scares the shit out of me.

Miffed

Fri, 10/10/2014 - 07:30 | 5313207 Urban Redneck
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Skin may be the largest organ in the body, but even unbroken skin is a very porous membrane - with the average pore having a diameter over 50,000nm... so is "unbroken" skin really that? If ebola can be transmitted by excreted sweat, then there is certainly a possibility it can also be absorbed, even absent the things everyone does everyday which open, increase, or unclog skin pores.

Two anecdotal bits for digestion-

1) in non traditional medicine the soles of the feet used are often used for transdermal introduction of drugs - which might not bode well for the lady who was walking around the pressure walking puke scrubbers with either no shoes or open sandles.

2) crazy monkey love and skin's role in thermal regulation- probably safest not to get too hot and bothered with an ebola infected person or survivor (even with a condom) until we have data from a large number of survivors and there is no evidence of possible transmission by "sharing sweat" (drawing conclusions based on a small sample population heavily weighted with Christian missionaries might not reflect the sexual practices of the broader population).

If you have any biologist colleagues who are real math nerds, they could probably come up with some decent models for the major skin areas under different conditions based on Langevin equations and the Brownian motion of ebola particles in contact with skin (the same way they calculate the # of 9s "fineness" of HEPA filters even though the membrane pores are much larger than the particles whose passage they are supposed to "block")... since it is all a numbers game at the macro level (except for those unfortunate ones who fall into the 0.x %).

Fri, 10/10/2014 - 11:55 | 5314409 malek
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All true and everything is possible, but if someone puts up a pretty exact number

 Approximately 150 virus

s/he should better note the conditions under which that is true, as otherwise the exactness is just pretend and we have left the realm of scientific method.

Fri, 10/10/2014 - 12:17 | 5314509 Miffed Microbio...
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That number was given to me by Parrotile citing a pig study. Of course this is not exact. I have read several studies in the journal of Virology that vary wildly from 1- 20,000 copies/ml as being infectious. Remember, a virion number doesn't imply a direct correlation to pfu. Each individual virion may have mutations that prevent its ability to produce disease. Just as we humans have variability on our abilities. One look at me and you would not see a career as a volley ball player in my future.

This fact makes it very difficult to come up with a realistically valid number to gauge infectivity. However, it is shown that a low number of virions are infectious compared to most viruses and the viral load is astronomically high. Couple those two facts and I come up with a conclusion based a simple scientific observation. In lay terms, this can be summed up as " We're fucked"

Miffed

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 23:31 | 5312523 Serenity Now
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Dang, Miffed.

My husband just flew from DC to LAX then home last weekend.  Where did I put that thermometer?

Fri, 10/10/2014 - 00:30 | 5312676 Miffed Microbio...
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I have cancelled my flying plans. Mr Miffed is scheduled for his yearly meeting in Nashville this year in 2 weeks where he is to be a presenter. I am begging him to reconsider. I can imagine what holiday travel will be like this year.

Generally in a committed monogamous relationship, the risks for HIV infection was essentially nil. I had a higher risk because I worked with that virus for twenty years in the lab as did the nurses, Drs and ENTs in their professions. This virus makes EVERYONE equally at risk. Very scary.

Containment was impossible in the select populations HIV burned through, homosexual men with numerous sex partners, IV drug users and hemophiliacs. The idea we can contain a virus that has NO select population is insane. These are just basic facts. Why can't the so called " experts" admit this?

Miffed

Fri, 10/10/2014 - 12:31 | 5313707 RaceToTheBottom
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That is the exact difference with HIV and this crap.

Normally both my wife and me travel every other week.  I am in between projects but that is the model.  Might be time for a change...

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 22:38 | 5312323 Antifaschistische
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100% agree...FUBAR and FULL RETARD (no offense intended for the mentally handicapped)

However....at what point to sheeple employees start saying "Ebola RISK!!   I ain't doing that!!  I don't care what color you let me wear!!"

 

Fri, 10/10/2014 - 02:04 | 5312830 Kirk2NCC1701
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Something to think about... At what point can you tell the difference between some CDC/DHS clowns and Aliens dressed as said clowns?

[exasperated] Long servitude to your Overlords, you dumb fucking Ameri-Sheeple.

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 20:44 | 5311769 Paveway IV
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"...Hands in the AIR... HANDS IN THE F*KING AIR NOW, disease carriers! We WILL shoot to kill..."

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 21:08 | 5311881 MsCreant
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Now throw your hands in the air
And wave 'em like you just don't care
And if you like fish and grits and all that pimp shit
Everybody let me hear you say oh yea yer

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 21:13 | 5311907 Mad Max
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Funny thing is that if you actually think someone has Ebola, shooting them at close range is the absolute last thing you would ever want to do, what with all the blood splatter full of that yummy Ebola pathogen.

This could get real ugly, real fast.

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 21:14 | 5311921 NoPension
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Like a guy running at you with a grenade and no pin!

Cops will shit their pants, drop their gun and run like a motherfucker.

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 21:25 | 5311980 Gaius Frakkin' ...
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Don't forget about roaming asymptomatic dog packs looking for food.

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 22:07 | 5312191 rbg81
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You will know the shit is getting real when they start incinerating whole planes (with passengers still inside them) that contain even one infected person.  Or....even a possible infected person.

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 22:49 | 5312371 Wahooo
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Just damn.

Fri, 10/10/2014 - 08:26 | 5312251 The Chief
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PWIV,

I have said before here that ebola NEEDED to be allowed in by TPTB. It totally removes the inhibition of shooting an unarmed citizen, especially from a distance.....because that citizen is "armed" with a virus now.

I'm not sure if this is good or bad. That thought process could work for both parties, dont cha know. Citizens can now be rightfully in fear for their lives by the belief that an individual encroaching upon them has "ebola-like symptoms", a phrase now adopted by agencies and governments alike. "that guy's eye-whites were really bloodshot"

In a really fucked up way, ebola is an equalizer. That assumes, of course, that a cure will not come into selective use by the evil fucks amongst us.

 

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 21:06 | 5311877 ss123
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Towards the end of the video, after they haul the guy out, there are a couple people on there looking a little concerned.

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 21:22 | 5311955 Cui Bono
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NO

KILL

I

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 22:43 | 5312337 MontgomeryScott
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Star Trek, Episode 25, Season One. 'The Devil in The Dark'.

Indigeonous creatures called 'Hortas' see the mining operations of Starfleet as a direct attack after miners start killing their 'silicon nodule' eggs. Spock mind-melds with one of the creatures after it is injured, and it burns out in the solid rock the message 'NO KILL I'. McCoy works as a concrete mason and bandages the creature, and the miners let the Hortas make tunnels for them afterwards; and the episode ended in a 'win-win' situation (miners got easy access to minerals via Horta-built tunnels, and Hortas, well, they got to live or something).

I watched the episode first-run in the Queen's Australia back in 1967. Do they still make you buy television licenses down there? That shit was positively WEIRD.

A PLUS ONE FOR YOUR REMEMBERANCE AND REFERENCE.

A video link:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bkkvYIei5eQ

 

Fri, 10/10/2014 - 03:44 | 5312933 Bokkenrijder
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*mental note to myself: put hazmat suit in handluggage*

Fri, 10/10/2014 - 09:53 | 5313800 Omen IV
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so if they found something would they quarantine 200-250 people for how long and where?

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 20:47 | 5311784 More_sellers_th...
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Yea ... You can say your just wearing it out of an abundance of caution

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 20:35 | 5311713 Croesus
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I think I'll wear one whenever I go shopping...

"So, HOW MUCH is this car?? <cough, cough, hack, cough>" 

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 20:42 | 5311743 monkeyboy
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This is getting fucking ridiculous.

 

But hilarious in it's own special way.

 

We'll look back on these days and laugh heartily my fellow humans.

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 20:59 | 5311848 Dungholio
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Where can I find a costume that will give me fake blood coming out of my eyeballs and rectum?  Or should I just save my money and use an ice pick?

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 21:21 | 5311953 SilverIsKing
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Liberia

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 21:22 | 5311958 TheProphet
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County jail?

Fri, 10/10/2014 - 00:29 | 5312673 Rakshas
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  "the man who coined the term let the buyer beware was probably bleeding from the asshole"  ..... George Carlin

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 22:48 | 5312365 Reggie Dunlop
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Reminds me of the time I took my shoes off on the airplane...

Fri, 10/10/2014 - 05:52 | 5313048 Ebanga Planti
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What's going on around the world now is exactly what washington and its 1% Lords want.

The President of Argentina described them as 'Economic Vultures and War Falcons'

http://pneumatikeconomist.wordpress.com/2014/10/04/a-must-watch-speech-f...

I have told you that they have the remedy and wont release it any soon till their goals are met

They will also resist and disrupt any potential remedy rival that wants to helpout at this time

SO, STOP DREAMING AND GET READY FOR EBOLA BECAUSE IT MUST BE, IF IT IS WASHINGTON THAT IS IN CHARGE OF CONTAINING IT!

http://pneumatikeconomist.wordpress.com/2014/08/28/if-the-ukraine-strate...

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 20:26 | 5311674 stinkhammer
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bags fly free

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 20:27 | 5311675 johngaltfla
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Don't worry. Baghdad Bob over at the CDC said it was "contained" and "highly unlikely" that the disease would spread in the US of A!!!!

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 20:30 | 5311691 Bastiat
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I just got a nasty visual of an SNL skit on that. . .

Fri, 10/10/2014 - 06:39 | 5313100 1stepcloser
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ahhhhh bub bye....bub bye...ahhhh bub bye....Enjoy your bloody stool...bub bye...and bub bye

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 20:28 | 5311676 stinkhammer
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Rumack: You'd better tell the Captain we've got to land as soon as we can. This woman has to be gotten to a hospital.

Elaine Dickinson: A hospital? What is it?

Rumack: It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now.

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 21:22 | 5311956 SilverIsKing
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Classic

Fri, 10/10/2014 - 06:27 | 5313084 1stepcloser
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and here I thought the blue man group only played the drums

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 20:28 | 5311677 lostintheflood
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not gonna fly no more...that's all...

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 20:43 | 5311763 MsCreant
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I get 47cents a mile when I drive! I was in with my reimbursement guy today getting receipts and such worked out. I said, "I ain't gonna fly." He mouthed the word "Ebola" at me and shook his head no in agreement. I said "Who around here is flying?" Very quietly he said, "Not many, not me..."

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 21:23 | 5311965 SilverIsKing
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IRS says it's $0.56/mile. You getting ripped off.

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 23:26 | 5312508 MsCreant
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Probably. Still ain't flying.

Fri, 10/10/2014 - 00:26 | 5312667 Rakshas
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FWIW......... words from a modern prophet.....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oelnn4_zOQk

 

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 20:27 | 5311678 Hype Alert
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One guy's suit isn't even zipped up all the way.  Yeah, we're ready.

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 20:28 | 5311687 johngaltfla
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One guy's suit isn't even zipped up all the way.  Yeah, we're ready.

That's so the CDC rescue gerbil can escape his suit and test the gay passengers for Ebola.

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 20:58 | 5311835 1Inthebeginning
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i haven't laughed that much in 10 years. Rescue gerbil.  

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 21:22 | 5311954 Slave
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I wish I could upvote him, I'll just upvote you instead.

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 21:29 | 5312003 Poundsand
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Damn!  This site's censoring more and more.  What, the comment is okay but you can't give it an up arrow?  Brings new meaning to the expression, funny but sad...

 

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 22:27 | 5312272 Sweet Chicken
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You can't vote on a post if it begins with italicized words.

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 22:45 | 5312354 Poundsand
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Thanks for the info.

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 21:40 | 5312053 Yes_Questions
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you gotta move that copy and paste for your greens, should you so desire.

 

+Lemmiwinks!!

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 21:00 | 5311846 Farside
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If a guy in a hazmat suit ever starts yelling at me to settle down, I'm gonna cough though his zipper.

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 20:51 | 5311688 Squid Viscous
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"would you like a beverage today sir?" ...

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 20:31 | 5311698 knukles
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OK
This is just too fucked up for words.
Where oh where are all these people with these bio-level 4+ suits coming from all of a sudden?

Just like the Detroit underwear bomber.
2 days later electronic radar X-ray machines are on site at every fucking major airport across the country.
No, they were not manufactured and shipped, unboxed and installed overfuckingnight.

It was pre-ordained, planned a long time afront.

Like that wasn't fucking planned.

OK, OK, I get it.
Nothing like a real humdinger of a false flag to fuck up the populace.

"Hey, some folks died in service to their country.  What time we teeing off?"

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 20:39 | 5311737 nmewn
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Ebola costumes, just in time for Halloween!

BOO! ;-)

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 20:51 | 5311804 The Joker
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Exactly.  My bullshit detecter just went crazy.

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 21:07 | 5311883 The Joker
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So this begs the question (or has me confused). 

H1: Ebola is just happening and all this is normal reaction.

H2: Ebola was planted and it's spread is being facilitated.

H3: Ebola is a false flag altogether.

Why to H2 and H3?  To further instill fear and stomp on the Bill of Rights of course. 

This video is a test of these hypotheses.  H1 just failed, IMO. 

Like the TSA doesn't make me vomit already, now we will have the TSA randomly pulling people to go who knows where?  Where?  Is he in on it?  Was he just a name selected from the list and now is a real victom?

Interesting.  More questions than answers.

Fri, 10/10/2014 - 00:05 | 5312615 explodinghead
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Watch this video..I have to agree with the analysis

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&list=UU3xHAfZZqb...

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 21:09 | 5311885 ss123
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And instead of wrapping the guy in celophane first, they just escort him past everyone.

Frankly, that guy looked pretty healthy to me.

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 21:09 | 5311892 NoPension
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Short the fuck out of airline stocks, then put your act on once the plane is airborne.
Stocks tank, I'm rich.

Is that illegal ?

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 22:21 | 5312236 Government need...
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Would that be a gallon of red Kool-Aid, plus a little barf-aid?  You could bring down AMR stock faster than Icahn can pump up AAPL.  5 people, 5 flights, 5 days, 5 red barf sprees.

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 21:15 | 5311919 trulz4lulz
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Trick or Treat! Give me something good to eat!

Fri, 10/10/2014 - 13:04 | 5314766 highly illogical
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Those x-ray machines would not even have detected the underwear bomb.  People have gone though with handguns undetected.

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 20:33 | 5311708 Bastiat
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Ebola my ass! That's an alien abduction!

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 20:49 | 5311789 MsCreant
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I hear it's like vampires, you don't want to invite them. Take that "Ebola my ass!" back.

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 20:35 | 5311714 Atomizer
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Laguardia Airplane scab union workers cleaning your aircraft for your next flight leg.

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 20:34 | 5311716 vegan
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Sneezing while black.

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 21:25 | 5311977 Yes_Questions
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AAAAAAH-CHOOMBOY!!!

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 20:36 | 5311719 vegan
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If CDC says it's not airborne.....?

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 20:40 | 5311740 knukles
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Hah ha ha hah
CDC only means that dude can't fly.

 

Mission Accomplished.  Press conference in a few.  Success! 

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 22:21 | 5312244 Government need...
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Crisis averted, public protected, CONTAINED.

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 20:35 | 5311723 agNau
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I don't think the woman covering her nose when the "blue suits" appear has a clue.

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 20:37 | 5311724 Colonel Klink
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I bet those passengers are shitting their pants, and it's not even from ebola yet.

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 20:50 | 5311727 MsCreant
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Where is Cougar? Here is your crazy you were a lil too early on calling. But only by a few days. Marked and membered. 

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 20:39 | 5311730 Squid Viscous
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No, they are showing how to snorkel in DR without risk of jellyfish stings? better to learn on the flight?

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 20:39 | 5311734 10mm
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Lol. Being from the Phila Tri State Area. All those passengers were not scared by the Boy In The Plastic Bubble. They were entertained. 

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 20:38 | 5311736 GrinandBearit
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Even the most igorant, ill-informed person would not fly anymore after seeing this video.

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 21:10 | 5311896 CloseToTheEdge
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are you kidding?  this proves the sheep will fight ebola with a fucking phone.  west africans won't have it this bad.  we're doomed by christmas!

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 22:20 | 5312235 55 men
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I love how the lady with a baby doesnt even seemed the slightest bit concerned.... Not one red flag even crossed her mind.....

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 22:23 | 5312255 Government need...
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I'd be the guy in the lavatory, rubbing 2 sticks together to get a flame big enough to set off the smoke detector.  If that didnt work, I'd just head for the emergency exit and pull the lever.  FUCK THAT SHIT!

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 21:18 | 5311944 NoPension
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Today it was energy leading the pack down the chute.

Tomorrow , airline stocks. Wanna bet?

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 20:39 | 5311739 STG5IVE
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US Airways in-flight entertainment featuring The Blueman Group.

"Shit! I ain't from Africa, man!" LOL!

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 21:37 | 5312037 Poundsand
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We need a new Chris Rock video on how not to be removed from an airplane while flying black! 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uj0mtxXEGE8

Step 1.  Don't cough or sneeze!

Step 2.  Don't dress in traditional African garb.

Step 3. Don't have traditional African music on your phone, or if so, Never play it on a plane.

Step 4. And finally... If your woman is made at you, still leave her at home!

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 20:39 | 5311742 vegan
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"I'm not resisting, and I'll be happy to come with you, but first I need to see your ID."

:)

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