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US Airways Flight 850 from Philadelphia to Punta Cana - October 8th 2014
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Seriously.
Who da fuck you be, carcker ass in yo funny zippiedoodah outfit? You makin' fun o my black ass miotherfuckah, lemme beats on you a mo Jackson so you understands what sheeeit be gettin inna, yo!
Um. You lost me.
What's a 'mo Jackson'
and 'inna, yo!'
Izdat Wess-Cozs Ebonnicks?
"Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop drinking cough syrup."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v46plhmxXU4
I like the woman who's filming with her Igadget in one hand, while covering her pie hole with her other hand, LOL!
Like her sweater is going to save her from a virus less than a micron in size
Doesn't matter. What matters is this HAS TO GET TO YOUTUBE!!!
What a business opportunity. Suits $1,800 each, workers $7.25/hr, disposal $1,800 per suit, reports $2,000, Debreifing $1,500, cleaning the plane, stairs, gangway, etc. $50,000....... I wonder if Certoff is in on this deal also like the body scanners.
"Suits $1,800 each, workers $7.25/hr, disposal $1,800 per suit, reports $2,000, Debreifing $1,500, cleaning the plane, stairs, gangway, etc. $50,000"
Chaos and fucktardery everywhere before the financial collapse: 17 trillion, notional. Absolute value: Priceless.
What's in your wallet? Get Gold.
ya, and Thieve's Oil.
Get them suits made in China for 1/200th of that. If the wearer catches the bug, blame them for improper decontamination! Who's going to want to examine a suit a guy caught ebola wearing?
Each week I come here to ZH, I see something more mind boggling than the week before......however, this one will be hard to top !!
Won't happen .
See where the real power lies :
https://www.academia.edu/8713304/Ebola_and_Insurance
Seriously... What was the benefit of boarding the plane in those suits? Why didn't they just pull him aside OUTSIDE the plane? Why didn't the flight crew escort him to the haz-mat crew?
I hate to sound like a conspiracy theorist... But there are only two sensible explanations:
1- Stupidity.
2- "They" want to see how untrained civilians react to this scenario.
The guy made a bad joke about having ebola
Guess no joking about carting a gun, a bomb or ebola
FIRE!
Nothing to see here folks....just a potential ebola carrier passing through. Don't worry, we have hepa filters in the ventilation.
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jSRU48wCphI
/heheehee
Someone's gotta just slice open one of these cats' suits and watch the panic ensue!
Short airlines.
Long rental cars.
Rental cars? No way! The guy in Texas caught Ebola in a car! Who is going to 'clean' a rental car? Barfffff!
Good point.
Short rental cars.
Long track shoes.
The Zionist Jews are setting the stage for new equipment to hit the TSA groping citizens traveling by airplane. Bottled water, makeup, knives or matches restrictions threats are working.
Airline business is down. Cunt licks from Israel need to now place equipment to verify a CDC Virus alert.
It's time to carpet bomb Isreali Zionist. My great Hebrew friends, leave the country immediately. The time has come. Once we remove the cancer, you can return to your home/property.
Love, United States of America.
"The Zionist Jews are setting the stage for new equipment to hit the TSA groping citizens traveling by airplane. Bottled water, makeup, knives or matches restrictions threats are working.
Airline business is down. Cunt licks from Israel need to now place equipment to verify a CDC Virus alert.
It's time to carpet bomb Isreali Zionist. My great Hebrew friends, leave the country immediately. The time has come. Once we remove the cancer, you can return to your home/property.
Love, United States of America. "
paging Adolf, paging Adolf.......we need you to clean up an entire race. How quickly can you set up the concentration camps. And this time you will not be disturbed to complete your task.
Paging AshkaNAZI ZIONISTS.......we need you to clean up the rest of the Palestinians. How quickly can you set up the concentration camps? Already set up, you say? The largest open air prision on the planet? Splendid! We'll see to it that you will CONTINUE to not be disturbed in completion of your task.
Then you better get ready to help us destabilize the Russian gas flow into Europe and Expand NATO to the Russian border. Our planned military campaigns in Syria and Iran will open the way for Qutar's gas line into Europe and help you expanding the ZIONIST STATE OF ISRAEL.
What? A Junta in Kiev has already occurred and the US is already bombing Syria? I guess nothing left for us to do except economicly blackmail Russia with sanctions while our press demonizes anyone not supporting the "American AshkaNAZI ZIONIST" values, while we shout as loudly as possible that everything is Putin's fault.
And the people will hear our shouts louder than the facts.
Love,
Almost Every Media Agency and Government on Earth.
Wow, they're really selling this shit to the sheeples...
It might happen in first class, but the rest of the plane is likely to get only a quick straightening. You will be able to tell when a plane arrives at a gate by the smell coming from the uncleaned bathrooms.
Are these legit? It looks like my cover for the swimming pool....
Walking roof tarps.
this is on the mh17, the passengers have put their blue suit right after the plane was hit by the buk missile and was falling apart...
DNA and Papers Please..
Oh, just wait till Chertoff's company gets the contract to scan for dis-ease.
WHAT A SHOW!!
The plane was leaving Philly for Punta Cana. DR probably told them to spray it for roaches before it takes off. Same as Detroit.
I ain't from Africa.........What-the-fuck.
Oh you guys, it looks like a plane but it's not that kind of runway.
It's fashion week in Monrovia!
Thank God the Dallas deputy tested negative. That one had me worried.
Ebola 'rally' today, Dow down 300+ ... Bears don't get ebola, so I'm ok
I don't understand, surely they can flag a boarding pass from destination, so why let them on the plane in the first place; this is just theater to acclimatise the sheeple to the blue-men.
Imagine the scornful looks you'll get in the winter on a plane when you have a runny nose from a cold - any cough will be be judged. I wonder how long it will take for passengers to be wearing these suits?
Just remember, when opening doors always use your little finger and grab it at the very bottom, where most don't touch. You use your little finger just in case you wipe your eye or pick your nose with your forefinger.
Best to wait for some other sap to open the door and use your foot to hold it and step through. You ever see how many guys hold their dick while peeing and don't wash?
hey! i always wash my hands before peeing.
DNC Ebola methods in enforcing ACA mandatory ponzi scheme enrollment, while pitching new Health-care employment GDP growth.
Another White House comedy event unfolded with the Obama's.
ZH scarves up a poster's link on another ZH Ebloa article.
so cute
such fun
tavistock zion
Actually, being on the interweb and being trained through that group has bonuses. We are taking over the of this country whether you like it or not. Liberalism with the EU pandering will not join the United States of America.
You're fucking Eurotrash parasites.
I just took a good friend to the airport today ... destination Africa. I hope he can get back, the window may shut soon ... at least to Punta Cana
I'd say your friend is not too bright.
Just couldn't wait to imprint this shit on the public consciousness. Next they'll splash it all over the MSM for the next month just to get everyone acclimatized to the new normal. Unfuckingreal.
You all earthlings. Welcome to Mars.
Mystery of the Urinal Deuce.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Two thoughts on this:
#1) if you give your kid a whistle on an airplane you are the deepest kind of asshole.
#2) if your name is african, or even slightly resembling any african language, you'd better think hard about changing it right now.
"Kid...whistle...airplane. ..deepest kind of asshole. " That, sir, is hilarious. Thanks.
Smartest guys on the plane or the craziest?
That would make me feel a bit underdressed. Like showing up to prom in my swim trunks....seriously that would be time to find out how heavy the emergency exit doors are....
WTF .....The Blue men Group....Not even funny.........
I see Obama's dream of martial law coming to America.
Karma. His caddy gets it.
It would not last long. Riot gear is not compatible with biohazard-4 gear. The thuggs would split some heads, and get infected from their bloody batons, then their buddies would stop showing up for tyranny practice. Separately, the Fedcoats would literally face a rifle behind every blade of grass (as least in the redneck south), and they would have created a situation where their enemy was more than happy to fight like hell to stay free. I'd fight to the last bullet, the last spade blow, the last finger lift. You give me that kind of motivation and time to prepare for their assault, and those fuckers will need a company-sized FEMA-coffin delivery.
If one places a drop of infected blood in the concavity of a JHP, would this be considered a high velocity WMD?
Each arrow tipped with ebola.
I ain't from Africa! Sheeeeeeeet!
This is Karmic smackdown for all those fake African names when y'all ain't never been closer to Africa than Coney Island.
And those bunny suits--they look like they're made from Home Depot tarps and duct tape.
Too late to change your given name: African-American.
BREAKING NEWS: The CDC just announced that the only sure way to detect Ebola is with an immediate colonoscopy. Advises anyone planning on flying to have an enima before arriving at the airport. TSA agents have been informed that colonoscopies are to be conducted on boarding passengers at random, because profiling africans would just be wrong. These colonoscopies will be performed with advanced Ebola detecting dildos. Please plan accordingly and arrive at the airport 4 hours before your flight is scheduled to leave.
DHS thanks you for your cooperation while they sodomizes your ass. Get in line.
Would the DHS be using the African or Asian-sized dildos?
What better way to test the centrally planned socialist utopia? If it's that good then it should be able to handle an epidemic. The elites don't have to do this maliciously, they simply have to withdraw and let the stupidity shine.
It's sad that it will take something like this to reveal that the socialist utopia is a mirage.
"This is the wrong guy....It's an african name. It's an african name."
Interesting. I see. So NOW you can throw profiling out the window?
Hey, I got freakwent flyer miles! Get out of my plane or I will scream Ebola. Now, I want double miles just for coughing on you.
And there you see how the vast majority of Americans are going to die - with a cell-phone stuck in front of their face. We've been trained through generations of television and the Internet to think that seeing something happening on a screen gives you a form of distance/protection from what you are seeing, only now everyone has a screen in their pocket - so they're far more interested in recording what's going on so they can post it to YouTube or Twitter than worrying about what they're seeing. Saw the same thing in those pictures of the protest in Hong Kong - who cares about the guns and tear-gas, I gotta get this online asap!
Guess this is just the logical extension of my Greater Internet Pacification Theory - a corollary.
I hear those smart phones create a force-field around the heads of their hosts...
Isn't that the truth? The fight-or-flight instinct, which I assume has been around since the beginning of mankind, has been replaced by the gotta-get-this-on-video instinct. Sad.
Perhaps Malaysian airlines will be next.
You know, on account of that finding Israel guilty of war crimes thing.
http://www.tomatobubble.com/id513.html
with regard to the unknown case of Flight 587, it seems far fetched, but then so does Israel's role in 9/11...that is, until you spend about an hour of your time honestly looking into it....
www.lesvisible.net/DOCS/MastersOfDeception.pdf
https://wikispooks.com/wiki/9/11:Israel_did_it
Your kind give BrainStems a bad rap :)
And, let's not forget the USS Liberty attack by these kikes.
http://www.gtr5.com/
Oh please, it was a double false flag by Johnson and Company...just like the Gulf of Tonkin false flag.
You can beleive that if you're a f***in moron. Looking at the evidence, it was clearly the pussy ass kikes. Always in the shadows. No appreciation for the welfare they've received over the years.
I guess the CIA/MOSSAD/Zionists shouldn't have been spying on Israel, eh? lmao
Flying to Toronto next week. Wish me luck. If I start feeling sick you all will be the first to know.
What are the symptoms again, prior to bleeding out every orifice?
the prior symptom is wanting anal sex
...followed by eyes watering ;-)
If you failed to post next Friday should we assume you are done?
Early symptoms of Ebola infection are pretty much identical to jet-lag.
Enjoy your trip.
Impeach Obola now or what M'Fers? Feel violated by the NWO yet? Because they are F'n attacking. Arrest Loyd Blankfein. Stop Goldman Sachs and stop ebola.
I am surprised that the idiot's cousin didn't say he just had a Sandwich in his hand....
I am going to have a hard time not laughing at idiot mutha fuckas reactions to this.
This much reality and disillusionment all at once will blow the feeble minded fuckers in this world AWAY.
Huh? What? OH MAH GAWD!
The bleeding will be the only thing that will enable you to figure out which are shocked zombies or ebola zombies.
It's a shame we couldn't have gotten video of the guys in the suits saying "remain calm all is well".
Would have been quite more dramatic if they had each carried a scythe in one hand, pausing to look at each row of passengers as they went towards the back. Guess blue is the new Grim Reaper black.
Otherwise, they look like a bunch of blue gumbys in those scba hazmat suits.
But more to the point, I'd rather have been one of the blue gumbies than an unprotected passenger on that flight. Notice that not one, not one single person, had an n95 or n100 mask on their face even with the potential Ebola threat riding in the back of the plane. No one was thinking for themself or thinking ahead. Baaaaaa......
Stab each of them with a pencil just because. Fuck you and your hazard suit.
Actually, I really hope nobody does that. Now is not the time to be a hater.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9fC8BGtJDI
Vogons!!!
"They can't think, they can't imagine, most of them can't even spell, they just, run things.
People don’t understand the concept of exponential growth,” said Tom Frieden, director of the U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention
Yes Mr. Frieden, we understand how central bankers work and how FEMA has had hermetically sealed coffins prepared since 2008.
Stop the NWO. Stop Goldman Sachs and the Rothschilds.
Thanks for flying the friendly fuckin' skies. And if the bloody bottom should fall out of your ass at any point in the next 22 days, try to contain all liquids in the air-sickness bag that can be found in the seat back in front of you.
Maybe this will be the new procedure when you fly commercial?
In addition to the emergency landing instructions the flight attendants will now tell you about the drop down HAZMAT suits instead of the drop down "oxygen masks"...
guy debarking complaining "i'm not from africa"...... looks swedish to me
Member of the lost tribe.
Seriously, ebola will spread that much faster in the US(jet speed) than in Africa(foot speed). Be prepare to die and dont forget to say "Thank you Dear Leader".
There are probably fetishists out there who find those outfits sexy - always a silver lining for someone.
Combine a fetish for blue Gumby suits with a bleeding ass... I know people who can really get into that.
Punta: A traditional dance created by the Garifuna who were Blacks who refused slavery and were kicked out of st. Vincent and migrated to Central America. Punta is mostly heard in Belize, Honduras, and Guatemala. Garifuna dance punta to celebrate the life of the dead! they believe that when you die, you're in a stupor and not yet gone. So they dance one last time with you, and also to celebrate your life...
Refusing slavery, life of the dead, in a stupor. How symbolic can it be?
Last dance people...
HA HA HA HA
I'd rather deal with hijackers.
Seriously,
all they had to do was close air traffic from W Africa. People., doctors or armed personal who wanted to volunteer would have to agree to 21 day quarantine in Africa before being allowed to return. Of course, one would have to to set up several quarantine areas, as some would no doubt covert positive for Ebola, and those in that quarantine...well they know the risks.
How did they fuck this up?
PC is a form of insanity.
An increasingly lethal form of insanity
The Federal Pandemic Response plan actually assumes that U.S. borders will remain open to people and goods during a pandemic crisis. It also assumes that a given pandemic will hit the U.S. in waves. I guess it is the consideration that once a bug gets in and starts spreadig, it no longer matters if the borders are open or closed. Go figure.
Do sneezing Mohammedans get pulled off planes, especially if they're sportin burqas? I rather doubt it.
Damn...first it was the 'men in black suits'.
Now it's the 'Gumbys are coming for us.'
Please little microbe......
http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/the-fix/wp/2014/10/09/40-painful-sec...
The virus is already out of control. Makes you think of how really scary reality will be.
How about that apartment where Duncan was at? Who's going to clean that place out and who wants to live there?
My advice is no beans or dairy if you have to dawn one of these suits and be in it for an extended period of time. No, I'm not a doctor, but you probably could not have guessed that. You're welcome!
On the next plane, bite his lip - to bleed a bit - and use snuff in the nose, a little more olive oil in food will give you diarrhea and, very importantly, a phenomenal bender tequila will give you the next day in an insane heat body.
The snuff (French raper, "scraping") is tobacco (or tobacco) powder to inhale.
The habit of taking snuff was widespread in Brazil until the early 20th century was seen in contradictory ways: sometimes as elegant habit, sometimes as addiction.
A procedure is considered fashionable, to snuff consisting of first to close one hand vertically. After stretching up his thumb firmly up. By doing so appears at the junction of the hand with the arm, a hollow, produced by finger stretched tendon. Arises in that the hollow powder. Then approaches the dust of one nostril, and the other capped with the index finger of the other hand. Aspirate with force causing the powder between the nostril and then the sneeze comes.
The snuff, in times past, was the great stimulant of the nose. You can still find it in newsagents, manufactured in small industries. In the Northeast and North of Brazil, however, the same traders usually prepare handmade tobacco snuff and stock it for sale. This handmade snuff tobacco adds to other plants such as fennel seeds Cumaru-of-smell and imburana, clove India, cinnamon, among others.
When sniffed, snuff often causes a sneeze cause, and this is often seen by connoisseurs of snuff, longstanding, as the sign of a novice. The tendency to splash vary depending on the person and the snuff in particular. Generally, the drier rapes are more likely to do so. For this reason, sellers of snuff often sell handkerchiefs. In slapstick and cartoon, if made ??use often, sneeze-inducing properties of snuff.
When you get off the plane you will have a peaceful stay 30 days and accompanied by all media - for now.
Take a chance, the tips are described above.
When Ebola fuck once, you better not travel by plane - or taxi, subway, bus etc. .
Kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!
The gutless GOP should drape this around the Marxists necks, but they wont.
Nope
For hopefully the last time, THE GOP IS PART OF THE PROGRESSIVE TEAM!! Elites and you, thats it, yo u are not and will not become part of the club!
I'm glad everyone is keeping their sense of humor in these trying times
"Man sneezes on a plane and jokingly yells "Sorry, I came from Africa". This is the aftermath"
You see these nice blue hazmat suits that our loving government gave us? Well there's not enough to go around so you useless eaters stay here in this Ebola infested plane with recirculating air while we investigate. We'll send someone back in to put a temp gun to your head and check you all out. If you test positive we get a real gun. Not one question from the lot about WTF was going on
At least New Zealand has sheep that respond to stimuli
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QcE5aDTszrY
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Them tele tubbies are looking for a darwin award. Stupid people following stupid orders.
I love the attendant's enabling line:
"It looks worse than it is..."
[Reductionist NLP Translation: "It looks better than it might for you* 21 days from now..."]
*OMG...Does that also mean me as well**??!....
**Attendant thought recorded by NSA Beta protocol - Day 20
Excellent!
EVERYONE should familiarize themselves with Neuro-linguistic Programming. Many of those who consider themselves awake will be astonished.
The balance of scientific evidence reveals NLP to be a largely discredited pseudoscience. Scientific reviews show it contains numerous factual errors,[14][16] and fails to produce the results asserted by proponents.[17][18]
Your controllers put this before you, so it must be true. Peel back the cover story and actually study it. Then decide.
NLP has teeth. Al Gore is trained in NLP. He demonstrates NLP techniques in his public debates and interviews. All recorded for posterity on EvidenceTube. He's not the only one. It's a cheap trick. Works especially well on the willfully ignorant and the organically stupid. You can also use it on yourself to get things done.
We are all gonna die, shed tears of blood, zombies everywhere.
We are all gonna die, shed tears of blood, zombies everywhere.
We are all gonna die, shed tears of blood, zombies everywhere.
We are all gonna die, shed tears of blood, zombies everywhere.
We are all gonna die, shed tears of blood, zombies everywhere.
We are all gonna die, shed tears of blood, zombies everywhere.
We are all gonna die, shed tears of blood, zombies everywhere.
We are all gonna die, shed tears of blood, zombies everywhere.
We are all gonna die, shed tears of blood, zombies everywhere.
We are all gonna die, shed tears of blood, zombies everywhere.
We are all gonna die, shed tears of blood, zombies everywhere.
Open the pod bay door HAL.
I'm afraid I can't do that, Dave.
If this had been a real ebola case, all those passengers were exposed. Are they being told to go home and self quarantine? I doubt it. The way I see it there are 2 choices once this thing gets going in the US, say 1000+ cases: 1) We all shelter in place for several months till the virus is irradicated. The economic devastation will be tremendous. 2) We continue as we are doing. We go to work, school, continue traveling and shopping. This will seal our fate as new cases will continue to climb exponentially. Economic devastation might be put off for awhile though, and until the numbers of new cases simply overwhelm the system.
Judging by the propaganda and disinformation campaign in the MSM, I'd say TPTB want option number 2. This might buy a few more months before massive recession, but at a serious cost and much greater risk.
OK, so you buy one of these suits, it obscures your face so no positive ID. You and your accomplice, dressed the same, walk into a bank and grab someone (you found out their name beforehand), like VP Lending or whatever. How many people would blindly comply? Who would interfere with you?
So we are the blue man group, and we're good...but all you passengers are fucked...and have an A1 day
Anyone noticed the open zipper at 3:36min?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=LJhWVsx1U8c#t=216
I wasn't thinking ebola was a hoax. But seeing an open zipper on the guy's suit is beyond incompetent. Let's see, they must've had 5 levels of redundancy in the suit-up review. No way this gets past that. These guys were never threatened. Wonder what that poor black guy did and where he is today?
If you think that the rampant ignorance gripping humanity is not prevelant in the healthcare industry.........you would be wrong. A close associate works at a hospital and has relayed stories to me that, in spite of being true, are hard to believe. One example. My associate witnessed a pharmacy tech in the neonatal area prepping IV's for the infants in neonatal ICU, and after getting all sterile and already in the process of making up the IV,s, noticed their shoe was untied and simply reached down, tied the shoe, and went back to making the IV's. So much for sterile conditions. Humans are just stupid. For your own good, do not underestimate the extent of that stupidity.
You all heard of Montezuma's revenge? Well dat ain't sh1t.
This here's Meremba's revenge. Sleep tight.
Don't be fooled. Those are 21st century burkas.