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"Stayin' Alive" Bill Gross Speaks In His First Janus Interview: Live Webcast

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Curious how Bill Gross feels in his new digs at Janus Capital (aka old digs in Newport Beach)? Curious how much money he is managing now or how he will manage it? Curious why he has a band aid under his right eye? All should be revealed in the Janus Capital live webcast going on now.

The highlights so far:

  • GROSS SAYS THE WORLD HAS TOO MUCH DEBT, A `STRUCTURAL PROBLEM'
  • GROSS SAYS IT'S NOT THE `OLD NORMAL', IT IS THE `NEW NORMAL'
  • GROSS SAYS ANOTHER PROBLEM IS TECHNOLOGY DISPLACING WORKERS
  • GROSS SAYS GLOBAL ECONOMY IS SLOWING DOWN
  • GROSS SAYS ZERO INTEREST RATES DISTORT CAPITALISM

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For the rest watch below:

 

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Thu, 10/09/2014 - 11:23 | 5308763 Seasmoke
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Yeah but you should see what the other guy looks like. 

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 11:29 | 5308791 Pool Shark
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Because nothing says 'trust' like a firm named after a two-faced god...

 

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 11:33 | 5308806 Canadian Dirtlump
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They addressed that in their slogan: JANUS - It's just and ANUS with a J.

 

 

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 11:36 | 5308820 NotApplicable
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Last time I saw a band-aid like that, someone had choked on a pretzel.

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 11:39 | 5308834 Dr. Engali
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+1 Lol.... good memory.

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 12:36 | 5309084 hedgeless_horseman
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Band-Aid says Fight Club to me.

I'd fight Bill Gross.

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 11:31 | 5308799 Canadian Dirtlump
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God bless you man I was rolling in to say exactly the same thing. The bowl cut battle royal saw Janet Yellen leave with Irish sunglasses and an amulatory imediment. Bill Gross left sporting a band aid inspired by hip hop star Nelly and continued to not give a fuck, and verbally assault random low level employees.

 

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 11:41 | 5308837 Berspankme
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J.Anus capital is so fortunate

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 15:38 | 5310182 Cabecada
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Dick Slap?

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 11:26 | 5308765 Dr. Engali
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Fuck Bill Gross, he's an insane kicked out of the club has been. Let's talk about outlets in the matrix. In order for the matrix to survive it has to have outlets. These outlets allow for gathering places of like minds to come together and blow off steam. Conservatives have talk radio with  Rush Limbaugh and his ilk. They can listen to talk radio and scream out "Fuck Yeah"when Rush hits a talking point that strikes their nerve, The liberals have MSNBC, the Huffpo, the daily kos, and the like. This gives them a similar outlet to the conservatives and protects the matrix from any actual harm by dividing these voices. On occasion something comes along, disrupts the balance, and threatens the matrix. ZeroHedge was that disruption. The matrix has a choice, (and if we learned anything from the movie it's all about choice) it can eliminate that disruption or it can absorb the program into it's system and use it to it's advantage. The utilization of these outlets ensures the matrix that these voices will never talk to one another and band together against the real criminals. Has the Hedge been absorbed into the matrix? I'll leave that for you to decide. I know my answer.

 

 

His name was Fonzannoon

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 11:30 | 5308798 Ralph Spoilsport
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I didn't know he had been kicked till I read this. Wasn't Fonz just saying how the Tylers were letting him say what he wanted, like less than two days ago. Damn!

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 12:13 | 5309008 NoDebt
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@ Doc-

I want you to write a post that good every damned day (not saying you don't normally).  Something with a little piss & vinegar in it.  Well said.

His name was fonzannoon. 

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 12:41 | 5309106 Relentless101
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Was he really kicked for difference of opinion??? ZH = hypocracy 101 if so and an absolute bummer. I haven't been a member for as long as many of you, but I don't think I ever saw a comment that wasn't somewhat productive to the argument of the OP. Am I totally wrong?

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 12:35 | 5309014 greyghost
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dr. dr. well said. i have had those feelings over the past year about zerohedge not being as independent as they used to be. absorbed into the matrix is exactly what has been happening.

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 11:34 | 5308816 Atomizer
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Too many people are tided into the Matrix. They don't want to be unplugged from free Government shit, yet they don't understand where the money comes from. 

The Matrix - Red dress scene

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Hw88MWoqenQ

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 11:41 | 5308832 Pool Shark
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"The liberals have MSNBC, the Huffpo, the daily kos, the New York Times, CNN, ABC, CBS, NBC, the LA Times, Time Magazine, Newsweek, Philadelphia Inquirer, San Francisco Inquirer, Mother Jones, Salon, the New Republic, the Boston Globe, the Washington Post, Vanity Fair, Esquire, the New Yorker, the Orlando Sentinel, the NY Daily News, the Baltimore Sun, the Denver Post, Detroit Free Press, the Houston Chronicle, the View, Oprah, and the like."

There, fixed that for you...

 

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 11:40 | 5308839 Dr. Engali
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I didn't want to go through the trouble of listing all that, but thank you.

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 11:47 | 5308872 Pool Shark
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My pleasure.

Just wanted to pinpoint where the agents of the matrix reside...

 

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 11:55 | 5308915 TahoeBilly2012
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You mean Zionist/Liberals or "Ziberals"

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 11:24 | 5308766 Grande Tetons
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Logging in just to upvote Henry Winkler. 

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 11:38 | 5308830 NotApplicable
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Funny, on one hand, everyone knows there's "too much debt." On the other, everyone "needs more money."

If only there were an understandable linkage between the two...

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 11:46 | 5308863 Kaiser Sousa
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man, fuck bill gross...

look at the action in the phony paper Silver market...
how fascinating....gradual and orderly rise followedx by abrupt dumps at the open in NY, close in London, followed by continued dumps to keep it below 17.50...
http://www.kitco.com/charts/livesilver.html

a complete farce

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 11:52 | 5308893 Atomizer
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Time to Invest in Change - Janus Capital Group

Smells like another failure on the way. 

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 11:52 | 5308898 Colonel Klink
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Gross and Janus can die in a fire.  No fucks would be given by me.

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 12:17 | 5309023 Agent P
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If Bill Gross wants to be great again, he needs to regrow his awesome 70s pornstache.

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 13:23 | 5309343 Brokenarrow
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band aid? He doing the Nelle thing! "I got my mind on my money and my money on my mind" Uh! Bill Gross the rapper. Think he can still get it up? Beautiful women love rich old men----cause they dont have to hump them. Until they meet me.

Baby, I got the feelin"  James Brown

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 13:54 | 5309569 syntaxterror
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Let me get things straight. This frazzled looking zombie is going to make us all rich by buying bonds with 2% yields and then selling them at a huge profit when yields fall to 1%?

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 15:33 | 5310165 venturen
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I think you meant -5%....we still have a ways to go.

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 13:54 | 5309576 Fuku Ben
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Title: Bill Gross A Man of Two Faces

Thu, 10/09/2014 - 17:55 | 5311026 ms8172
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He got it by a left hook QE!

 

Fri, 10/10/2014 - 13:03 | 5314771 bvrulez
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bill gross and his accumulated wealth is the problem! "the world has too much debt." really? then let me destroy it for you, mr. PIMPco. debt = fortune. who owns all that shit? people like you do!

Fri, 10/10/2014 - 13:04 | 5314773 bvrulez
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an I bet he and el erian left pimco because there is a new CEO of allianz now.

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