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Is 4th Time The Charm For Stocks Today?

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With S&P futures liquidity at near record lows (but what about the HFT liquidity-providers?), it seems the major stock indices are extremely sensitive to any and every headline or JPY twitch. For the 4th time today (and Nth time this week), stocks have decoupled higher from a less exuberant bond market... every other time, stocks have recooupled lower... Fool me once, shame on you... Fool me 4 times, I am Gartman...

 

Liquidity remains non-existent...

 

 

And stocks keep jerking higher in the hopes of starting something that bonds will finish...

 

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Fri, 10/10/2014 - 12:37 | 5314618 bania
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"Fool me 4x I am Gartman." Hilarious!

Fri, 10/10/2014 - 14:20 | 5315183 NoLongerABagHolder
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"Fool me 4 times, I am Gartman.."

 

LOL!!! - that was hilarious......

Fri, 10/10/2014 - 16:12 | 5315466 Headbanger
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See.. I told you mooks this morning it would bounce into the afternoon

http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2014-10-10/why-stocks-are-rebounding#comme...

 

Another one I was right about:

http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2014-10-09/why-sell-different#comment-5309869

So fuck all you down arrowers!

 

La la la la la la la la la la la  QE will last forever.... la la la la Must be green on Friday

What a bunch of fucking reeeee-taaaads!

Fri, 10/10/2014 - 16:26 | 5315940 assistedliving
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precious! 

now why cant i get on CNBS? (nahh my guesses no better or worse than the G man)

Fri, 10/10/2014 - 12:38 | 5314620 playnstocks
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It is Friday.. Friday = Green Markets!

Fri, 10/10/2014 - 14:47 | 5315281 just-my-opinion
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Damn.....I thought it was Thursday

Fri, 10/10/2014 - 16:06 | 5315788 Headbanger
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Playn is another fucking la la la la la idiot!

Fri, 10/10/2014 - 12:37 | 5314622 Spungo
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"come on, just let me put the tip in"

Fri, 10/10/2014 - 12:37 | 5314623 pods
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Dannnna nannnnaa naaaannnna nannaaaaa nannaaaaa nannaaaaa nannaaaaa nannaaaaa .....................Gartman!

pods

Fri, 10/10/2014 - 12:39 | 5314627 ebworthen
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Gartman must be dizzy by now.

Green shoots!  TGIF!

Fri, 10/10/2014 - 12:40 | 5314636 Divided States ...
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Honestly with all his bad calls...does that idiot even have capital left to play with????

Fri, 10/10/2014 - 12:47 | 5314677 Pool Shark
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Yep. $29.95/month from each and every one of his fanbois...

You think he actually invests his own money?

[PS: I didn't junk you...]

Fri, 10/10/2014 - 12:55 | 5314730 Divided States ...
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Hey dont worry about junking me....I am used to it..

btw, I know how the game works, I am just making a mockery out of him like ZH.

Fuckin CNBC is giving the ALL SAFE signal to plow back into the markets again....with super advice from the likes of Cramer, Gartman and the Najarian brothers who played a total of 3 minutes in the NFL.

Fri, 10/10/2014 - 12:47 | 5314678 kowalli
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He gain money for each bad calls, he is not an idiot and sheep...

Fri, 10/10/2014 - 14:53 | 5315298 KnuckleDragger-X
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He has the KY Jelly consession.....

Fri, 10/10/2014 - 12:38 | 5314628 XqWretch
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Bounce kitty! Bounce!

Fri, 10/10/2014 - 12:40 | 5314641 playnstocks
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I love a bouncing "kitty"

Fri, 10/10/2014 - 16:08 | 5315807 Headbanger
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You're another fucking idiot like pods and pom pom boy fonz

Fri, 10/10/2014 - 12:39 | 5314631 Dungholio
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Let the good times roll!

Fri, 10/10/2014 - 12:40 | 5314640 Kaiser Sousa
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so fraudulently obvious...
yeah, out of nowhere its time to jump in after a 300 point crash....

shit show continues...fucking bankers just cant admit there fucked....

Fri, 10/10/2014 - 12:41 | 5314648 Dungholio
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Not while they can still squeeze out a load or two...

Fri, 10/10/2014 - 12:41 | 5314646 ebworthen
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Frimer breadsticks and smaller portions at Olive Garden!

"Dave and Buster's" and Darden will save the world!

Fri, 10/10/2014 - 12:42 | 5314653 jubber
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Gold has basically been in a 4 point range all day having been not allowed to go positive once

Fri, 10/10/2014 - 12:43 | 5314659 Pantalone
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Buy the derp.

Fri, 10/10/2014 - 12:43 | 5314662 John McCloy
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  I know I personally cannot wait to get long into the weekend as Ebola just begins to emerge in Europe..

Fri, 10/10/2014 - 12:44 | 5314672 g'kar
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"We control all you see and hear"...The Control Voice

Fri, 10/10/2014 - 12:49 | 5314698 Frank N. Beans
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"WE control the vertical.  WE control the horizontal."

 

Fri, 10/10/2014 - 16:10 | 5315828 Headbanger
Fri, 10/10/2014 - 12:53 | 5314714 Yen Cross
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 Denis Gartman... "I'm postulating the proposition of adding a few units of cheap scotch to my neutral position on ice cubes."

Fri, 10/10/2014 - 13:03 | 5314765 Jack Sheet
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Coupling and decoupling without a condom.

Fri, 10/10/2014 - 13:10 | 5314810 Dr. Engali
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oooooohhhh pretty.

Fri, 10/10/2014 - 13:38 | 5314960 redux2redux
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ZH should be selling Gartman punching bags!

Fri, 10/10/2014 - 13:59 | 5315071 SheepDog-One
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DOW up 30, other indexes red....big fackin deal.

Fri, 10/10/2014 - 14:04 | 5315105 ghostzapper
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Even a CNBC "on air talent" category employee can see that 1904-05 is a key level here and why. 

Still dick-tickling with the 1925-27 area mentioned here repeatedly and we have the 1935-42 zone above that.  1978ish possible (yup sounds absurd but with jawbone intervention possible I suppose) but if 1904-05 goes convincingly I have sub-1833 by the end of the month and an actual intermediate and long term downtrend in motion (caveat as always some new bullshit printing scam). 

Fri, 10/10/2014 - 14:10 | 5315144 ghostzapper
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I don't get wrapped up in FA but my mind is open to the possbility that the "next QE" is more of a coordinated global effort where all of these clowns from different areas try to jerk each other off and maybe even some type of reset.  I'm not suggesting it will work but it appears to me that certain people are very serious about abandoning USD and certain people are not going to be very happy about declining crude and certain things could be thrown onto the table to call each other out.  Not so sure the usual "here's some more QE" will fly anymore. 

Fri, 10/10/2014 - 16:09 | 5315813 ghostzapper
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1906ish close too funny.  Actually an opportunisitic spot to attempt to jawbone something prior to the next open.  We shall see. 

Fri, 10/10/2014 - 15:15 | 5315436 lasvegaspersona
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long cocoa and short everything else but coffee....how could one lose?

Fri, 10/10/2014 - 17:11 | 5316156 RattNRoll
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Until Gold goes vertical big time, this is just a hiccup in the us equity markets

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