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Tue, 10/14/2014 - 06:59 | 5327874 Silverhog
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Are those Doolittle's old flying outfits? They must be worth some money now. 

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 02:31 | 5327699 ebworthen
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Those General's hats are so funny looking; they may as well wear the Wisconsin Cheese hats.

Maybe Kim had a mental breakdown and had to take a vacation.

Too much of anything can drive a person batty.

Even power and Swiss cheese.

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 01:12 | 5327647 ersatz007
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I'm guessing this one has already been floated: Kim Cheese

Mon, 10/13/2014 - 23:24 | 5327425 ShakaZulu
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If the rumors are true I'd say shortest life span of any dictator EVAH!

Mon, 10/13/2014 - 23:22 | 5327415 williambanzai7
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Tue, 10/14/2014 - 00:09 | 5327558 MontgomeryScott
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I was expecting to see Pizza the Hut, but instead all I see is the Cheeze-popo.

"Server not found. Firefox can't find the server at www.flickr.com."

 

A rectangular box appears with the words "Try Again" emblazoned on the screen. Should I bother to click on it? I've ALREADY SEEN the images (in the space of one and a half seconds).

YOU are a BADASS motherfucker, William.

 

Mon, 10/13/2014 - 23:45 | 5327488 Yen Cross
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 How much for a nice pair of black {Nork Boots}? 

 I'll pay extra for Gulag=== style.

Mon, 10/13/2014 - 23:40 | 5327477 the grateful un...
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wow been a while since we've had some hot wmb7 chicks

Mon, 10/13/2014 - 23:26 | 5327429 ShakaZulu
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Isn't it against the law to smile in the RNK?

Mon, 10/13/2014 - 21:14 | 5326966 walküre
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I see a Tim Burton movie about Uncle Kim's cheese factory and oompa loompas dressed in olive fatigues carrying the fat kid who later falls into the cheese pool...

Then there's the possibility that N.Koreans decide Kim is as good as the real thing, cheese that is and they cook him in a big raclette pot where they can all dip their bread sticks in...

Dr. Oz says that too much cheese causes holes in your brains! Would explain alot!

Mon, 10/13/2014 - 19:45 | 5326636 Taint Boil
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Looking at sausage?

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 06:40 | 5327850 GetZeeGold
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Wisconsin has cheese......North Korea has sausage.

 

Don't ask what's in it.

Mon, 10/13/2014 - 19:38 | 5326605 starman
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is that a she or a he? and when is that thing in there (baby) do ?

Mon, 10/13/2014 - 18:56 | 5326440 robnume
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He looks like a pasty faced troll doll.

Mon, 10/13/2014 - 18:52 | 5326417 TheGreatRecovery
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Kim Jong Il secretly in California recovery house to lick cheese-eating addiction.

Mon, 10/13/2014 - 18:50 | 5326405 TheGreatRecovery
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Kim Jong Down.

Kim Jong Out.

Kim Jong Below The Ground.

Kim Jong Stout.

Mon, 10/13/2014 - 18:26 | 5326294 ptoemmes
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Some one send him a Green Bay Packer Cheese Head hat.

Mon, 10/13/2014 - 17:25 | 5326012 Yen Cross
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 Dim-Sum tu-much.

Mon, 10/13/2014 - 17:17 | 5325972 steveharless
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The proper name for that military hat, is " ASS-HAT"

 

Mon, 10/13/2014 - 16:59 | 5325887 Stained Class
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Anyone heard from The Banz since he posted this? I wouldn't even use Rodman as subject matter at this point, juss' sayin'.

Mon, 10/13/2014 - 19:37 | 5326594 williambanzai7
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This is Banz.

Everything ok

Cheese very good for yu

Go home and pray.

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 00:26 | 5327587 MontgomeryScott
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Be thankful that your dog is finally getting enough cheese (food-product).

You are a fluke of the universe.

Deteriorata:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1NAwlepnSs

 

Mon, 10/13/2014 - 16:54 | 5325856 Downtoolong
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The guy on the left looks like he's thinking, "I can't believe my pension  is riding on this asshole".

The guy on the right looks like he's thinking, "Eat faster asshole".

 

Mon, 10/13/2014 - 16:53 | 5325853 fukidontknow
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The only fat North Korean - a country winning against obesity.

Mon, 10/13/2014 - 16:18 | 5325653 NeedtoSecede
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Love the hats on those generals WB7! 

I wonder how many starving North Koreans notice how well-fed the party insiders and military brass are these days? I imagine the ones that do notice disappear or have a North Korean nailgun accident...

Sadly, unless we light a fire under the secession movement all of us Merikan subjects will be living just as "large" as our comrades in the DPRK--even without Ebola.

Foward to a worker's paradise!

 

 

Mon, 10/13/2014 - 17:12 | 5325950 janus
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i may be wrong, and as cartoonish as they seem, i do believe those are the actual hats of the NKD high-command...at least, that's what they look like from across the DMZ.  if i had to guess, i'd say major general from the infantry. 

you see, when you're pickin off koreans from across the way, it's important to keep an eye out for these queer lookin caps...also, when scopin in a north korean, you want to hit them broadside; cause when they turn their shoulder to you, it's like they disappear...that multi-decade famine makes it really tough on snipers.

Mon, 10/13/2014 - 23:18 | 5327399 williambanzai7
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Everything is done intentionally in my pictures ;-)

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 06:38 | 5327846 GetZeeGold
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Next thing you're going to tell us is those photos have been retouched.

Mon, 10/13/2014 - 16:08 | 5325565 kaiserhoff
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World's fattest Mouseketeer.

Also giving new meaning to the baaad hair cut.

Mon, 10/13/2014 - 16:03 | 5325521 JohnFrodo
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Gout my ass, its in my toe

Mon, 10/13/2014 - 16:02 | 5325513 pupdog1
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As a friend of mine used to say,

Cheesier than cheese! Can I have extra cheese please?

Mon, 10/13/2014 - 16:02 | 5325512 Its_the_economy...
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What? Dennis is not in the pic?!

Mon, 10/13/2014 - 15:54 | 5325458 Gringo Viejo
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Bill...again, thx for the hat exageration....never figured those things out.....and they've always been good for a laugh.

Mon, 10/13/2014 - 15:56 | 5325471 thunderchief
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Kim is Either resting well, or having his ankles broken by his dads best friends. Either one I am sure makes him nervous and eat too much.

Mon, 10/13/2014 - 15:42 | 5325377 messymerry
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Hey Banzai,

Yup, the Un one does look right at home with a big wedge of cheese in his teeth.  I've heard he is so fat they need a crane to get him upright.  HIs sister who is next in line for ascension to the "people's chair" is kind of a babe in a N. Korean Kim Jong sort of way...  If she gets tapped, I wonder how she is going to cut her hair???

OBTW:  N. Korea has a global reputation as the world's lousiest photoshoppers.  You could probably hire out as a consultant and maybe get a date with the dear leader's sister...  ;-D

Mon, 10/13/2014 - 15:33 | 5325316 IrritableBowels
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I don't remember that Quantum Leap episode...

Mon, 10/13/2014 - 15:27 | 5325301 dow jones 20000
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that's just cheesy

Mon, 10/13/2014 - 15:27 | 5325297 lasvegaspersona
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nice hat

Mon, 10/13/2014 - 15:27 | 5325304 dow jones 20000
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that's just cheesy

Mon, 10/13/2014 - 15:59 | 5325490 0b1knob
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Perhaps he saw something that upset him.

https://i.imgur.com/mxGW5XA.gif

 

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 07:48 | 5327946 StychoKiller
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"It's a trap!"

Mon, 10/13/2014 - 16:18 | 5325639 DaddyO
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Now that's a funny gif right there!

DaddyO

Mon, 10/13/2014 - 17:01 | 5325889 PAPA ROACH
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He has grown tired of Rodman, is begging for Brett Favre to come play with him...

Mon, 10/13/2014 - 22:13 | 5327186 remain calm
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Nothing a laxative won't cure.

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 00:29 | 5327590 Paveway IV
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What the hell happened to his eyebrows? That's.... disturbing.

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