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This Is What Happens When Someone Is Desperate To Sell $750 Million Of Stocks

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At 1532ET today (Columbus Day - with half the market absent), someone - apparently having waited to see if the almost 'ubiquitous' 330pm Ramp would occur - decided it was time to dump three-quarters of a billion dollars notional of US equity market exposure in 1 second. The results of this forced liquidation (or utter disregard for fiduciary duty) were as follows...

 

A complete collapse of all liquidity in the S&P 500 e-mini futures contract - the world's most liquid equity exposure vehicle...

 

An instantaneous 9 point plunge in the S&P 500...

 

And total chaos in the S&P 500 ETF (SPY) which saw offers below bids for what is hours to liquidity-providing HFTs (who appeared to step away for coffee)...

This chart shows just 1 second of SPY trading (corresponding to the volume spike above)

 

As Nasdaq quotes fell dramatically behind reality...

 

Given that NYSE margin debt at record highs and investor net worth at record lows...

 

The vicious cycle feedback from any extended push lower on liquidations is more than a little concerning (and may well explain the aggressive VIX buying today - and massive inversion of the VIX term structure)

 

Charts: Bloomberg and Nanex and @noalpha_allbeta

 

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Mon, 10/13/2014 - 18:23 | 5326272 kliguy38
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they thot it was gold they were dumping

Mon, 10/13/2014 - 18:25 | 5326287 101 years and c...
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the PPT was the dumper.  they have a lot of inventory to sell.

Mon, 10/13/2014 - 18:31 | 5326323 wallstreetapost...
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Now that is a FANCY VIX term structure chart.... way nicer than the ones I was building years ago in grad school.

Mon, 10/13/2014 - 18:47 | 5326402 El Vaquero
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Is this a case of he who panics first panics best?

Mon, 10/13/2014 - 18:57 | 5326445 kaiserhoff
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But Tyler, these are the deepest, most liquid markets in the world...

   well, they were.

Mon, 10/13/2014 - 19:05 | 5326466 Peter Pan
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After so many late afternoon meltups it was interesting to see a meltdown.

Mon, 10/13/2014 - 19:15 | 5326522 Sages wife
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Refreshing.

 

Mon, 10/13/2014 - 19:20 | 5326534 imaginalis
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Putin

Mon, 10/13/2014 - 19:30 | 5326574 Took Red Pill
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Columbus

Mon, 10/13/2014 - 19:45 | 5326643 Squid-puppets a...
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Now now, Mr Tyler, if the market totally tanks tomorrow then they will have met their fiduciary duty by prudent panicking the day before

Mon, 10/13/2014 - 19:52 | 5326670 Gromit
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Nice to see some volume for a change

Mon, 10/13/2014 - 20:29 | 5326801 Zhuge Liang
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more of the same so far in Japan tonight.

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 00:24 | 5327585 Four chan
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im short so it was prolly me.

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 00:38 | 5327603 InjectTheVenom
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I wunder how Soros is doing on all those puts he (coincidentally)bought several weeks ago ... must be nice to be on the inside.

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 06:41 | 5327851 SoilMyselfRotten
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Someone forgot to tell China and Russia we were just playing games yesterday

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 07:14 | 5327892 gold-is-not-dead
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ahahahaha, 750 mil and the liquidity is gone?!? The last bailout should have provided one thousand times more.

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 07:35 | 5327926 eclectic syncretist
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Hilarious!  All those asshole HFTs got their bids hit when they didn't really want or expect it to happen, then they lost their asses.  Kudos to whoever took a slice out of them.

Mon, 10/13/2014 - 20:03 | 5326719 PKF
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In 1929, crash day was 10/29/29....so tomorrow is 10/14/14.  I've had this day circled for a month.

I'm in the mood for a 500 down day for the Dow.

Mon, 10/13/2014 - 20:22 | 5326782 johngaltfla
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Puss. 500 down Dow? I'm in the mood for -300 on the S&P 500. Let's get this shit started and real!

Mon, 10/13/2014 - 21:19 | 5326993 Gromit
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Be careful what you ask for......

Mon, 10/13/2014 - 22:45 | 5327297 tenpanhandle
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That is nothing like they'll see in the year 2525, if man is still alive.

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 02:42 | 5327708 cornedmutton
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+1 Gentlemen Broncos reference

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 00:55 | 5327631 natty light
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Row your boat to your LCS.

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 07:18 | 5327900 gold-is-not-dead
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Hahahah, that thing is as rusty as an old barrel filled with rain water.

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 09:51 | 5328331 StupidEarthlings
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Just be like Tylers, and circle every day.

 

;)

Mon, 10/13/2014 - 21:35 | 5327056 MASTER OF UNIVERSE
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Fiduciary duty to survive, and trade another day, or retire completely.

Bankruptcy is not a way of survival or a viable option if one appreciates

being employed. Frankly, it kind of looks like the markets are going south

and might topple pretty damn soon IMHO.

Mon, 10/13/2014 - 21:57 | 5327138 KnuckleDragger-X
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The real problem is we really don't know if it's a machine or a human that went stupid but the speed says machine....HAL, open the pod bay doors...

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 07:20 | 5327902 gold-is-not-dead
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Dave, may I ask why?

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 08:34 | 5328058 dontgoforit
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'Cause it's really really cold out here and I'll pull your algorythm punk ass plug if you don't MF'er.

Mon, 10/13/2014 - 23:28 | 5327424 ThirteenthFloor
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FYI There was a planned financial war-game today as reported by the Guardian on the 12th...for the 13th in the mid afternoon...ummm

http://www.theguardian.com/business/2014/oct/12/world-leaders-war-games-...

"...will be subjected to a “financial war game” test on Oct. 13. At a closed-door meeting at the FDIC’s headquarters, “the top financial brass from the Treasuries and central banks of Britain and the U.S. are to take part in a war game,” Larry Elliott wrote in the Guardian, “to test how they would handle another Lehman Brothers-style banking crisis.”

British Chancellor of the Exchequer George Osborne, in announcing the war game to the press at the IMF meeting in Washington, tried to put a bright face on the exercise: “No war game is like war itself. But it means we will be far better prepared. I’m sure this is not the last time this will happen.”

Among those present on the U.S. side will be Treasury Secretary Jack Lew and Deputy Secretary Sarah Bloom Raskin; Fed chief Janet Yellen, Robert Dudley of the NY Fed, and Fed Governor Daniel Tarullo; the heads of the FDIC, the SEC, the CFTC, and the Office of the Comptroller of the Currency. From the British side, in addition Osborne, Mark Carney of the Bank of England will be there along with his deputy, Nemat Shafik; the heads of the Prudential Regulation Authority and the Financial Conduct Authority."

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 00:13 | 5327568 Arius
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hahaha ... Nemat Shafik as deputy governor and a canadien as the governor ... really, suck it up you suckers 

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 09:35 | 5328269 Grimaldus
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All those criminals in one room? Oh snap, a missed opportunity. Where is ISIS with a couple of RPG's when you need them?

Grimaldus

 

Mon, 10/13/2014 - 22:03 | 5327160 frankly scarlet
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Yes, where is the Fed in all this...or is this the Fed in all this?

Mon, 10/13/2014 - 23:31 | 5327451 jeff montanye
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bank holiday.  fed can't do anything.  doors are locked, lights out, nobody home.

Mon, 10/13/2014 - 23:33 | 5327455 ThirteenthFloor
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See my comment above...the Fed participated with the FDIC this afternoon, in a "financial war-game" test.  It was all over the UK and EU press on the 12th...

Mon, 10/13/2014 - 19:08 | 5326484 Possible Impact
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Dark Pool?  No, looks like it was a mud flat, with a little surface moisture.


 

Mon, 10/13/2014 - 20:24 | 5326794 power steering
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Waddell & Reed ride again!!

Mon, 10/13/2014 - 19:37 | 5326603 cheech_wizard
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Like the proverbial game of chicken, but with nailguns?

Mon, 10/13/2014 - 21:57 | 5327142 KnuckleDragger-X
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Gunfight in a dark room...

Mon, 10/13/2014 - 21:07 | 5326935 BlindMonkey
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"Is this a case of he who panics first panics best?"

That is the way it works in horror movies like this one.

Mon, 10/13/2014 - 21:30 | 5327038 Buck Johnson
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They are trying to get out before they won't be able to get out.  The market is coming close to a major collapse and they are trying to vent it off on these daily 150 to 300 the negative days.  It won't work.

 

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 02:06 | 5327686 nightwish
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We'll really have to wait and see. I'm not ruling out a huge bear trap here. With any luck though, all the excess will be flushed out of the indices, and some semblance of rationality will be restored

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 06:37 | 5327847 VAD
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"Some semblance of rationality" closed up, turned off the lights, and went home a looooong time ago.

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 10:50 | 5328614 northern vigor
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One little guy ...not even a billion...has a dump and all liquidity dries up.

Mon, 10/13/2014 - 18:52 | 5326410 Deathrips
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We all know the fucktards are going to crash this, blame Russia and then declare martial law while they haul off whats left of the wealth in the US. Then the border fence that everyone is begging for will keep us all from following them.

Unleashing biological warfare on civilians? They need to be peeled alive and rotated beteween salt dry bath and wet lime soak....

TSA is nothing but capital controls disguised as national security. You see that they want to use lie detectors on passengers now? How about testing water in airports...looking for diamonds?

 

The most expensive and retarded pay per view show in history. PS its not real.

 

RIPS

 

 

Mon, 10/13/2014 - 19:09 | 5326492 disabledvet
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What's the panic? The only folks being forced to raise capital here are Governments...state and local mostly..although certainly foreign. There's no more "America" just "Government America."

Default has not been a risk since the collapse in 2008. It has in fact been happening! A billon dollars for a single war ship? REALLY? While Detroit goes bankrupt? Nice war you got going here!

"So we can fight Ebola...in Africa" Really?

Where the hell is HHS here? That thing has a budget the size of the Pentagon. Send those people over. They're all a bunch of know it all pricks.

Mon, 10/13/2014 - 19:31 | 5326577 Chupacabra-322
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@ disabled vet,

"There's no more "America" just "Government America."

Bull Shit, there never fucking was. What you had was a Criminal Fraud entity in the UNITED STATES, CORP. INC. "Posing" as a functional Government for the people, by the people & for the people.

A Criminal entity Chartered out of the State of Delaware via the Criminal Act of 1871.

Mon, 10/13/2014 - 19:51 | 5326665 Deathrips
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Gives new meaning to the words national security, when the nation is a coporation that you are a slave to.

They are a fraud and the civil war was about preventing all humans from being slaves to the money changers/paper creators.

+1 Chupa

RIPS

Mon, 10/13/2014 - 21:15 | 5326974 Escrava Isaura
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Deathrips,

 

Civil War = Control 

Revolution = Changes

 

So, the civil war was to exploit (control) the South, because the ‘North’ economy was stagnating [railroad and land speculation collapsed, living the north bankrupted and its savings gone] while the ‘South’ was prospering (free labor, remember?).

 

And about the “Act of 1871” (District of Columbia Organic Act of 1871) incorporated the federal District of Columbia for municipal purposes by repealing the city’s charters of Washington and Georgetown; it did NOT magically transform the United States of America itself into a corporation, if is that what you’re trying to insinuate.

 

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 01:02 | 5327638 putaipan
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god i really dislike this woman.....every post of her's reminds  me of mrs.kravitz from 'bewitched' 

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 01:38 | 5327666 Deathrips
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Evolution is a better option. Limitation to two kind of sucks.

We know the outcome of the first two options.

Just my opinion.

 

RIPS

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 07:33 | 5327918 Escrava Isaura
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“Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored.” -- Aldous Huxley, Complete Essays 2, 1926-29

 

 

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 08:37 | 5328071 dontgoforit
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Good thing the FEMA camps and coffins are all ready and waiting.

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 03:47 | 5327739 Dakota Kid
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putaipan:  

I think you are getting too personal on a public forum.

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion.

No one is forcing you to read her comments.


Tue, 10/14/2014 - 07:48 | 5327947 Dumpster Fire
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He was just giving his opinion.

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 08:42 | 5328096 barre-de-rire
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we don't give a fuck, just to say

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 17:56 | 5331000 Dakota Kid
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barre-de-rire

Who is we?  Me, myself and I?

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 02:45 | 5327711 Pontificating P...
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Well well, where do we find people like you? To think of the irony that you and your ancestors benefited by being in the epicenter of the greatest financial boom for the middle class in history and, glossing over the coup in 1913, you instead paint a consistent stroke with your ink pen and blot out all the successful achievements the country has made in the last 2 centuries of existence on this planet? Students and where they come from these days. I'd fail you.

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 07:36 | 5327925 Escrava Isaura
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And the real irony (beside their ignorance of these facts) Pontificating P...,  it’s that they can not accept it (this reality).

 

 

Mon, 10/13/2014 - 19:20 | 5326537 shuckster
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you can cross the Mexican border, pay a couple bribes and be on a plane to anywhere South of the border or Europe. there is a baggage check going in, so don't bring more than you are willing to risk getting confinscated 

Mon, 10/13/2014 - 19:20 | 5326538 shuckster
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you can cross the Mexican border, pay a couple bribes and be on a plane to anywhere South of the border or Europe. there is a baggage check going in, so don't bring more than you are willing to risk getting confinscated 

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 02:33 | 5327702 August
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"Goods of Canadian origin are not reportable when returned to Canada."

This specifically applies to Maple Leaf coins, of either gold or silver persuasion.

Uncle Sam has his own reporting rules but, at the moment, Uncle isn't asking outbound motorists a damn thing.

Mon, 10/13/2014 - 19:25 | 5326554 Sages wife
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Fences, drones, TSA, eventual border closure; It's not about keeping people out.  No dine & dash. 

Mon, 10/13/2014 - 19:37 | 5326602 bunnyswanson
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Must add that I was attempting to open a checking account with Chase yesterday.  There application for had 2 highly unusual differences.

 

1.  Are you a citizen of the US?  (Permanent resident was not an option - meaning to me that I count as a US citizen just by being within the USA as a green card holder - there was no box to check for Permanent Resident as before.  "what countries are you a citizien in or have been a citizen in."

 

2.  Are you related to a high govt official.

Mon, 10/13/2014 - 19:47 | 5326650 TahoeBilly2012
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illegal aliens arent tracked, citizens are.

Mon, 10/13/2014 - 20:06 | 5326727 espirit
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Number 2 is a hoot, bunnyswanson.

 

Sounds like an inference of drug use by a relative.

Mon, 10/13/2014 - 20:34 | 5326814 bunnyswanson
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:) Perhaps it was high level (up there). 

 

If anyone is curious, you can begin the application and then pull exit, just to see these 2 questions.  In 30 years, I have never seen these on my bank appllications.

Mon, 10/13/2014 - 21:12 | 5326965 PT
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You didn't sign in as Bunny Corzine-Dimon?  You may have missed out on access to ZIRP!

Mon, 10/13/2014 - 21:49 | 5327109 bunnyswanson
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Mtg is with Chase and because I need a Medallion Guarantee signature to transfer funds from when I was married (RIP dear), so thought I go locally there (bank on line with a VISA corp Metabank after Chase sent me into Chexsystem in 2009 or so.  I'm pretty much a loser...but an honest one!

Mon, 10/13/2014 - 19:38 | 5326601 WhackoWarner
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I don't understand why US citizens are so concerned, all of a sudden so concerned?  Regarding the accelerating rape of all public assets.  Reason why I find it hard to understand is that US citizen has watched it happen world-wide for decades.

 

Now it comes home to hit.

Mon, 10/13/2014 - 20:18 | 5326773 GCT
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Some of us have been concerned for a long, long time Whack.  The problem is no one listens and those that do marginalize, demonize, and when all else fails calls you a racist.  There is not anything I can do to change a dam thing.  I just do not play the fucking debt game anymore and have not for 20 years.  American for the most part are concerned with keeping up with their neighbors, watching the newest reality show and having the newest electronic gadget.  Most of us worship the trhone of consumerism and it will be our undoing. 

 

Whats worse is talking to most people around me they either get miffed, but most of the time they tell me I do not know what I am talking about.  I told some co-worked three weeks ago to set their 401k's into a savings for the time being as October would be rought not one of them did it and today they were all crying the blues.  NOT ME!!!

Mon, 10/13/2014 - 19:45 | 5326641 TahoeBilly2012
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Are you suggested lime the fruit or slaked lime the akali? Both could be pretty uncomfortable.

Mon, 10/13/2014 - 20:21 | 5326779 Golden Showers
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Lime in the coconut, bitches!

You know, I think it's high time we bring out a hologram of amerika and make it dance around like Tu Pac. Then we'd all go back to sleep and dream of candy mountain

Mon, 10/13/2014 - 21:42 | 5327076 Bananamerican
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poetry

Mon, 10/13/2014 - 20:21 | 5326781 Golden Showers
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Lime in the coconut, bitches!

You know, I think it's high time we bring out a hologram of amerika and make it dance around like Tu Pac. Then we'd all go back to sleep and dream of candy mountain

Mon, 10/13/2014 - 19:54 | 5326679 stonecoldbrokei...
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Origami

Mon, 10/13/2014 - 21:13 | 5326967 OceanX
Mon, 10/13/2014 - 20:07 | 5326728 Keltner Channel Surf
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Also love the cool VIX chart -- but at first glance I thought it was the scarf I lost back in the winter of 1983 . . .

Mon, 10/13/2014 - 21:01 | 5326907 83_vf_1100_c
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That is indeed a hella chart. Why do the big boys pay for that when they already know when the fix is in? Oh, it's for the middle class investors so they canb think they have real choice and it makes it less like gambling. Seriously, that chart would be awesome on a 100" 3D monitor, 3D glasses and some cheap blotter acid. Does it move? Change colors?

Mon, 10/13/2014 - 18:32 | 5326329 X.inf.capt
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hey better sell it quick...

Mon, 10/13/2014 - 19:29 | 5326575 WhackoWarner
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Let's NOT FORGET that today we had all the big egos in one spot playing pin the tail on the donkey.  Did we forget that there was a power lunch today of Carney/Yellen and the gang?  Testing the waters of WTF?

 

 

Mon, 10/13/2014 - 19:33 | 5326584 WhackoWarner
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Maybe. OR maybe the UK/US gang who were running theri "what if" conference on low action?

Mon, 10/13/2014 - 22:47 | 5327303 Jack Burton
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Over at Mish's site, he used to say that there ws no PPT and that they did not buy stocks, nor did the Fed. I believe Mish may think different now, but back in 2008-2010 he used to tell us that that idea was bullshit. I maintain that since 2008 the Fed and the PPT has bought stocks and indexes with a passion.

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 01:48 | 5327674 Treason Season
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Mish = Useful Idiot

Mon, 10/13/2014 - 18:27 | 5326302 stant
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Does anyone know why the dallor got hammered after the close?

Mon, 10/13/2014 - 18:39 | 5326367 Slomotrainwreck
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Duh! The Dallor looked like a nial.

Mon, 10/13/2014 - 19:39 | 5326611 medium giraffe
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"If it pleases our Lord, I will take six of them to Your Highnesses when I depart, in order that they may learn our language."

Mon, 10/13/2014 - 18:47 | 5326396 OMG
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Well whomever is responsible for that VIX chart...... wow that thing is a work of art!

Mon, 10/13/2014 - 20:37 | 5326823 ersatz007
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Looks like the acoustic waterfall plot for a crappy music studio.

Mon, 10/13/2014 - 21:12 | 5326958 fuu
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Typical modern music, all bass and treble, no mids.

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 08:49 | 5328115 barre-de-rire
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you definitivly not master a fuck shit about what you're talking about in the mp3 era.

 

you have to die.

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 12:17 | 5334576 fuu
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Do you do a lot of studio work? I spend half my time putting mids back in people's tracks for money.

Mon, 10/13/2014 - 18:50 | 5326409 SilverIsMoney
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Literally LOL... great first comment...

Mon, 10/13/2014 - 19:18 | 5326530 shuckster
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apparently they are going to haul before the libor riggers and gold fixers - from London - after those guys get axed, its anybody's guess where gold will go. I know silver will be up - but you won't be able to buy GLD or SLV at that point regardless, no markets means price freedom 

Mon, 10/13/2014 - 19:32 | 5326583 tempo
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After mid terms, Obola and ISIS will magically be portrayed as manageable and the market will be ready for ATHs. Iraq will let ISIS have all the worthless sand area they want, along w all the poor they must now feed. Iraq, back by Iran will destroy ISIS if they come near any valuable oil fields. Then there will be talk of breaking Iraq into 3 countries along religious lines. That's the real plan.

Mon, 10/13/2014 - 18:23 | 5326278 Cognitive Dissonance
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Steven King and his rats leaving a sinking ship?

Mon, 10/13/2014 - 18:25 | 5326285 DoChenRollingBearing
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Well, let's see...  IF that were all day:

$750 bn * 60 (sec/min) * 60 (mins/hr) * 6.5 hours =

 

$17.55 quadrillion!  Whee....!!

 

Mon, 10/13/2014 - 18:45 | 5326392 Bernoulli
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Is that a lot of money or not? I'm confused.

Mon, 10/13/2014 - 18:58 | 5326448 boogerbently
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It WAS pre-2008.

Mon, 10/13/2014 - 21:14 | 5326970 GoldenTool
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It's starting to get up there but where it really gets big is the decillion.  I'd give it another couple of years before I'd start worrying.

Mon, 10/13/2014 - 19:11 | 5326505 knightowl77
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cept it was $750 Million..not Billion

Mon, 10/13/2014 - 19:57 | 5326691 DoChenRollingBearing
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Ahh, very true!  My bad earns my first -1.

And I used to think I was GOOD at math...

Mon, 10/13/2014 - 20:02 | 5326710 Cognitive Dissonance
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You were 'only' off by three decimal points. Just a rounding error at the Fed.

Mon, 10/13/2014 - 20:56 | 5326893 Tall Tom
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No. He was off by Three Orders of Magnitude.

 

But $17.5 Trillion (the correct figure) just, coincidentally, happens to be the size of US National Debt.

 

Hmmm...Good exposure DoChen...Good exposure.

Mon, 10/13/2014 - 21:30 | 5327037 Escrava Isaura
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Or perhaps the $17.5 trillion dollars is what the perpetrators will need at the next TARP, when their bogus paper wealth inevitably disappear.

 

Mon, 10/13/2014 - 21:22 | 5327010 RockyRacoon
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CD was right... merely a rounding error.  Besides, it's all 0s and 1s in the Fed computers anyhow.  Ain't real money.

Mon, 10/13/2014 - 21:21 | 5327007 Escrava Isaura
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DoChenRollingBearing,


Wow! You're gone longer than I thought.

 

So, now you have some catch up to do…. And some questions to answer; such as:

 

What were you thinking leaving Zero Hedge when things are about to explode?

 

 

Mon, 10/13/2014 - 18:26 | 5326288 Shizzmoney
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No way the market is rigged.  I'm going to go buy some stocks right away.

Mon, 10/13/2014 - 18:51 | 5326415 Keyser
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Come on in, the water is fine... 

 

Mon, 10/13/2014 - 19:15 | 5326518 Peter Pan
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Was it the Russians?

Mon, 10/13/2014 - 19:27 | 5326561 trulz4lulz
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Could be. If it was I would be willing to bet it has somethign to do with the Russian/Zimbabwe platinum deal that Obombya is pissing on about. New sanctions, now against Zim and Rus will go in full effect.

American forgeign policy is starting to look like a mentally retarded kid throwing a fit. No offense to the mentally retarded here.

Mon, 10/13/2014 - 18:26 | 5326291 unwashedmass
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geez, Yan Chou just went down the hall to pee...he was gonna do the ramp when he got back....

Mon, 10/13/2014 - 18:28 | 5326300 Impoverished Ps...
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Margin call....

 

Somebody wants out.

 

Mon, 10/13/2014 - 18:30 | 5326311 BandGap
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I think somone wanted some value before the margins start getting called in.

Mon, 10/13/2014 - 18:41 | 5326370 economics9698
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Great movie.

Mon, 10/13/2014 - 20:09 | 5326747 espirit
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Is Gross short?

 

Let the good times roll.

Mon, 10/13/2014 - 18:28 | 5326305 BandGap
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The overnight planning for the stampede is palpable.

Mon, 10/13/2014 - 18:32 | 5326326 Winston Churchill
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Yes.

These markets will bleed out like they have ebola this week.

Mon, 10/13/2014 - 18:54 | 5326428 El Vaquero
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I hope so.  Then it's onto stealing retirement accounts to keep the bond market propped up after that bubble gets further inflated by the flight to "safety."  After that, we get to watch that bubble get popped one way or another, and the federal government will, through virtue of no funding, become much less relevant.  It'll be a dangerous roller coaster ride, but I'd rather just get it over with.

Mon, 10/13/2014 - 19:16 | 5326527 disabledvet
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The oil pros say we'll be knocking out 12 million barells a day before this production curve peaks.

That's way more than the USA will ever need save for heating and even that is questionable given the truly stupendous production of natural gas right now.

I remain long NASA. As these energy prices collapse the cost of throwing a load into outer space drops massively.

Mon, 10/13/2014 - 19:21 | 5326542 El Vaquero
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We used almost 19 million/day in 2011.  We were also a net natural gas importer in 2013.  All of the talk about energy independence is sunshine and hype.

Mon, 10/13/2014 - 19:32 | 5326580 trulz4lulz
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It is if you are talking in terms strictly relating to oil. According to a study done by Purdue Universities Agricultural Department. If 'Merika used just 10% of its Agricultural land for hemp production, we could fuel every single car, truck, semi and train at current consumption levels just by switching to hemp oil based fuels. But, well, its very cheap, the MIC would lose Trillions of dollars and the oil companies wouldnt be worth nearly what they are now if everyone could either make their own fuel or buy American made hemp based fuels.

Kinda makes you wish there was a time machine so you could go back and kill William Randolph Hurst, dont it?

Mon, 10/13/2014 - 19:34 | 5326588 One of We
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And I used to think those seeds were a nuisance....

Mon, 10/13/2014 - 21:47 | 5327100 Dapper Dan
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"And I used to think those seeds were a nuisance"

 

Well they weren't a nuisance back when we had double album LP's :{

 

 

Mon, 10/13/2014 - 22:21 | 5327219 fxrxexexdxoxmx
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I can remember doing just that. If you did not have music on you could hear them pinging one by one into the trash. Except the good ones that were kept for growing.

Mon, 10/13/2014 - 22:49 | 5327311 Things that go bump
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I always liked the way they popped.

Mon, 10/13/2014 - 19:49 | 5326644 JB
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Don't forget to kill DuPont while you're back there.

 

Now that I think about it, knocking off Prescott Bush and Averil Harriman would be a good idea too. And whichever Shiff was around at that time. And Warburg.

Mon, 10/13/2014 - 22:41 | 5327287 trulz4lulz
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Wouldnt have to. The Hydra dies if you can cut out its heart.

Mon, 10/13/2014 - 22:10 | 5327178 post turtle saver
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not everything imported by US is used by US... because refinery exports... that is all

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 01:02 | 5327637 mt paul
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hydro carbon chains

and hope...

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 09:15 | 5328200 Not My Real Name
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Long NASA? Thanks for info, Disabled Vet! I wasn't aware that NASA started using gasoline to boost payloads into space.

Mon, 10/13/2014 - 19:52 | 5326671 WhackoWarner
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Nope.  The BIG egos pn the block were busy today. Tonight they do cocktails and caviar and hit the phones...This downdraft will not last.  (by the way I hope I am wrong.  I really have enjoyed today in chart porn/fantasy land.)

Mon, 10/13/2014 - 18:45 | 5326390 HardlyZero
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Just like this morning tho...it would be amazing if the new Chicago PPteam puts together a positive futures before the market open tomorrow.  If futures stay down all night and never recover then its Terrible Tuesday tomorrow.

Mon, 10/13/2014 - 18:28 | 5326308 ml8ml8
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The liquidity (read: buy orders) didn't disappear, it was just temporarily absorbed by an overwhelming number of sell orders.  Somewhere, a hedge fund just died.

Mon, 10/13/2014 - 18:30 | 5326318 HedgeAccordingly
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well put 

Mon, 10/13/2014 - 18:53 | 5326426 Keyser
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I can almost hear 1000 tiny violins playing, My Heart Bleeds... 

 

Mon, 10/13/2014 - 19:51 | 5326495 Deathrips
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Funny....i thought it was bangalore equity telling somone / anyone to LISTEN to him.

 

Little Bangalore here....its cute when youre 3 years old.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFYsJYPye94

+1

 

RIPS

Mon, 10/13/2014 - 20:06 | 5326729 CCanuck
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Listen, Listen, Listen...I done arguing with you Bangalore!

Thanks for the laugh of the day......

Mon, 10/13/2014 - 22:21 | 5327218 Deathrips
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We all need a laugh sometimes.

 

Cheers.

RIPS

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 07:41 | 5327937 gswifty
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I hear dominoes....

Mon, 10/13/2014 - 18:29 | 5326313 HedgeAccordingly
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yeah well that is what happens in a market.. you sell and if your size is bigger vs current bid stack.. you crush the bid.. market is thin. we all know this.. maybe it was a ghetto order but market looked like shyt before that order was even dumped.. if were short ahead of it.. you did great.. everything is not nefarious 

Mon, 10/13/2014 - 18:30 | 5326316 ml8ml8
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It being a holdiay and all, I think the PPT had the day off.  Tomorrow, things will all be back to "normal."

Mon, 10/13/2014 - 18:51 | 5326411 Bernoulli
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PPT is a ridiculous concept. This will never work. Total fantasy.

Like they will soak up all the equity at once?

I call BS on this idea.

Mon, 10/13/2014 - 18:55 | 5326429 Keyser
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Bloomberg even got in on the joke today... 

Mon, 10/13/2014 - 19:57 | 5326692 WhackoWarner
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Yeah OK but what about all the idiots conferencing in Washington?  about how to protect against 2008?  Maybe they just let some little bit of free market float into the mix.  And someone knew it.

 

P.S.  I am self confessed idiot.  But I know how to connect a few dots.

Mon, 10/13/2014 - 20:09 | 5326745 MsCreant
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If you are the house you can keep playing becasue you are the one issuing chips. Only matters if everyone notices that they are broke, their fellow gamblers are broke, and you own everything. 

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 07:14 | 5327896 Bernoulli
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Let's imagine a 1987 style crash.

Would they close the US markets during the session after -10% and then start buying equities directly? Are they fast enough? Can they create enough ones and zeros on their screens? The crash would continue in Asia and Europe.

Maybe it's me, but I can't grasp the concept of a plunge protection team.

Mon, 10/13/2014 - 18:30 | 5326320 tahoebumsmith
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It was fun to watch cause even the PPT didn't know WTF to do and tried to clean up the mess but FAILED!

Mon, 10/13/2014 - 18:31 | 5326325 nmewn
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Well I guess ole Leatherface LeGrinch wasn't kidding when she demanded moar liquidity ;-)

Mon, 10/13/2014 - 19:40 | 5326622 Hulk
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That names going to stick, LOL !!!

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