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Tuesday Humor: Spot The Minister Of Health

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Which of these are Ministers of Health?

 

Answer: They all are... from left to right: Belgium, Sweden, and Quebec Ministers of Health

 

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Tue, 10/14/2014 - 21:35 | 5331778 FieldingMellish
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Chunky.

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 21:36 | 5331786 X.inf.capt
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THAT'S A HUGE BITCH!

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 21:38 | 5331800 linniepar
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Schmoke and a pancake? 

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 21:40 | 5331809 NidStyles
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Notice the Sweden is the only one with brown eyes.

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 21:41 | 5331816 So What
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Let's put this Ebola outbreak into perspective.

Facts:
1)The populations of Liberia, Guinea, Sierra Leone are respectively 4.3 millions, 11.75 millions, 6.1 millions. Total combined population is roughly: 22.15 millions.
2)In these three countries where most of the Ebola victims have been identified, 8000 have been diagnosed and 4500 have died.
3)The populations of these three countries live in densely populated area, and lack adequate sewage systems in their neighborhood. Their healthcare systems are primitive at best. Their populations are exposed to infected corpses lying in street, infected family members and neighbors.

Analysis:

1)Even so we see a tiny fraction of .036% of the population getting infected and half of that dead over an 11 months outbreak.
2)So even living in these poor country, your chance of dying from Ebola is minuscule in an 11 months period.
3)With superior healthcare system, advanced sewage system in the US and Europe, the rate of infection and death should be even lower.

Ebola doesn't look so fearsome after facts are examined, is it?

The real threat is the suspension of laws, civil rights, and grabbing of power by scaring the bejesus out of the population. Everyone should be wary of this fear mongering. The real fear should be directed at The Power That Be.

Possible scenarios using Ebola fear mongering:
1)Crash market and bankers steal more money.
2)Escalate Syrian war.
3)Pass laws to clamp down internet.
4)Elect a traitor, globalist puppet as president of USSA.

Please copy and post this as many times as possible.

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 21:44 | 5331834 Charles Nelson ...
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What the fuck does your post have to do with that fit bitch eating half of Brussels?

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 21:44 | 5331840 Latina Lover
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Even worse than the belgian and quebec fat fucks, is watching Michelle/Michael/Wookie promoting nutrition in public schools.

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 21:46 | 5331848 surfsup
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Minister of Health these days means::  Pharma Bitch, no? 

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 21:51 | 5331865 Beam Me Up Scotty
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"Hey Gilligan, did you eat the Skipper??"

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 21:56 | 5331887 Obchelli
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They all look very healthy to me ;-)

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 22:04 | 5331902 TruthInSunshine
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Quebec dude seriously needs to cut out the Poutine.

No more IHOP all you can eat, help yourself to Happiness Belgian Waffle for the fatty from Brussels.

Whisper rumor that Paul Krugman eats Betty Crocker cake frosting straight out of the tub with a spoon while stroking his cat.

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 06:54 | 5332727 Big Brother
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I had poutine for my first time last weekend.  It was awesome, but I concur, not something you want to eat everyday. 

Clearly, there's no correlation between one's personal health assessment and one's job description. 

More like "do what I say, not as I do".

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 21:59 | 5331897 SuperRay
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Perfect reflection of how totally stupid people are. To actually believe that anything these undisciplined carbohydrate-sucking eating machines say is as ridiculous as these dumb fucks are to actually come out in public with those titles.

Back in the 90's bumper sticker announced that if you're not outraged you don't know what's going on. Ahh, the good old days...

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 22:14 | 5331947 Poundsand
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So What?  Seriously?

True, currently you may be right, only .036% of the population is sick or dying.  It started with 1 or .000000045% of the population.  Clearly, if you were on of the .036% you had nothing to worry about.  But then it spread.

People think that this is more dangerous airborn.  Should we have been worried about smallpox?  Only 30% mortality rate was still responsible for 300-500 million deaths in the 20th century.  How was it spread?  Through direct contact with body fluids or contaminated objects, and prolonged face to face contact.  Hmmm.... sounds familiar doesn't it? 

This sucker has an excellent way of transmitting.  Infect the body, spread to the fluids, then cause the body to puke them out, crap them out, cough them out, sneeze them out, bleed them out.  And the most infectious part is the body fluids.  And your body is gushing them out.  What do you do to help, add more body fluids, which causes them to become infected and they too end up back outside the body.  They end up in the sewer, on the street on the eating utinsils, in the bedding, on the mattresses, everywhere.

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 22:22 | 5331972 max2205
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Where's my flour so I can find her wet spot

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 16:00 | 5336679 Dame Ednas Possum
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Just slap here on the leg and ride the waves in...

The greedy fat fucker.

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 22:31 | 5332006 Christophe2
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Shut the fuck up with your OBVIOUS fear-mongering.

Every single god-damned thread gets hijacked by you ebola fear-mongers, every god-damned day now.  You are doing it SO MUCH that it is only TOO OBVIOUS that this is just a ploy by TPTB to distract and terrorize (much like our URGENT 'Global Warming').

... The poor sheep are running around panicked and concerned (too bad for them), but the sheep-herders are god-damned annoying with their ceaseless chatter.

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 23:07 | 5332132 Ballin D
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Hes not fear mongering hes just stupid.  Yes, ebola is a huge risk. No, the discussion does not have a place in this thread.  Now both of you go away.

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 23:26 | 5332188 Cliff Claven Cheers
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HOAX! LIBERAL MEDIA FEAR-MONGERING! NOBODY IS SICK WITH EBOLA IT NEVER HAPPENED. THIS IS THE TRUTH. IF THIS WAS A REAL PROBLEM THE NUMBERZZ WOULD BE SO MUCH HIGHER NOW111! BECAUSE IT IS GOING EXPONENTIAL BITCHES!! BUT NOTICE THERE ARE NO PHOTOS!!!!!!!! TOTAL HOAX FOR DUH SHEEPLES WHO ARE ASSLEEP. YOU CAN ONLY GET EBOLA (WHICH ISN’T EVEN REAL BUT IS A PLOT) FROM EATING FRUIT BATS AND MONKY MEAT BBQ AND HAVING SEX WITH MONKY LIKE IN AFRICA. EBOLA IS JUST LAME-STREAM MEDIA HYPE THAT WILL NEVER COME TO AMERICA AND IT’S THE FED ALSO TRYING TO CRASH THE ECONOMY  !!LOL!!. IT'S ALL A CIA PLOT!!1 THE DOCTORS ARE IN IT FOR THE MONEIZ!! THE CDC AND WHO IS CORRUPT VACCINES CAUSE MENTAL ILLNESS AND THEY KNOW IT ON PURPOSE. THE FDA BANS RAW MILK BUT IMPORTS EBOLA LOLOLOLLLL! THERE IS NO EBOLA VACCINE EXCEPT FOR THE ELITES, AND THE VACCINE WILL MAKE EVERYONE STERILE SO BUG-OUT. THE FBI IS SPREADING EBOLA TO TAKE AWAY OUR FREEDUMS. IT'S SOCIALISM I TELL YOU THE END OF AMERICA THEY ARE IMPORTING EBOLA (WHICH IS A HOAX JUST LIKE 9/11!!) TO START THE DIE-OFF SO THE ELITES CAN TAKE OUR GOLD!!!!!!! AND GUNS!! IT’S A ZIONIST PLOT COOKED UP BY THE JEW-YORK FED ZIONIST COMMIES!!! WT7 WAS A CONTROLLED DEMOLITION AND A HOAX LIKE EBOLA AND AIDS! IT'S BEEN WEAPONIZED BY THE CIA IN NIGERIA I KNOW A GUY WHO WORKED IN THE LAB. I SAW IT ON DISCOVERY CHANNEL. IF YOU DON'T BELIEVIE ME THEN READ THE BIBLE IT'S ALL THERE. AL GORE THOUGHT THIS UP ALONG WITH HIS HOKEY STICK AND CHEM-TRAILS. THE DUMBOCRATS AND THE LIBBBBERALS WANT TO KILL AL HUMANS TO MAKE THE WORLD SAFE FOR SNAIL DARTERS SO WE GET GLOBAL EBOLA WARMING BUT IT'S ALL A FEAR-MONGERING HOAX WTFLOL!!1!!!1!!! TAKE VITAMIN-C AND YOU CAN'T CATCH IT BECAUSE EBOLA IS JUST LIKE SCURVY, AND COLLOIDAL SILVER IS ANTIVIRAL YOU SHOULD TAKE 100 GRAMS A DAY OF SILVER. A GUY GOT EBOLA AND CURED HIMSELF BY SMOKING POT AND DRINKING RAW MILK, THAT'S RIGHT, EXCEPT THE FDA. BUT ALL THIS IS A HOAX!11!! ZIONISTS THEY ARE LETTING AFRICANS COME TO AMERICA WITH FREE TICKETS AND TEH TSA IS IN ON IT TO KILL US ALL OFF. PREZ OBOLA IS MURDERING US ON COMMAND FROM TPTB, BECAUSE HE IS NOT A CITIZEN SO IMPEACH!. HE'S FROM KENYA WHERE THEY WEAPONIZED EBOLA 50 YEARS AGO LIKE WITH AIDS. IS THERE ANY EBOLA IN ISRAEL NO THERE ISN;T BECAUSE ZIONISTS. AND NONE IN ICELAND EITHER AND YOU KNOW ABOUT THOSE GUYS THEY ARE ALIENS. AND IT'S A GIANT HOAX DON"T FALL FOR IT!1!!1!!!eleventy! BECAUSE THE LIZARD SPACEMEN FROM THE GAS MINES AROUND URANUS THEY WANT OUR PRECIOUS BODILY FLUIDS!!11! AND GOLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 23:41 | 5332241 knukles
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Dude has some serious shit goin' for him.
Y'all gonna be next up on Coast to Coast AM

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 23:50 | 5332257 Cliff Claven Cheers
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I borrowed this from Cougar, its pretty good for a laugh, especially for all these Ebola deniers.

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 02:04 | 5332454 Major Major Major
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LMFAO, thanks, CCC

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 00:00 | 5332284 Freddie
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This Ebola has the whiff of Sandy Hook and the Boston Bombing.    Endless chaos by Obam and his dual citizen handlers.  I wonder if the dual citizen woman who does all the green screen beheadings will do an Ebola video.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zxJm9z8UwFc

Israel Did 9-11 Jewish Ex-Marine SPEAKS OUT

 

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 01:36 | 5332435 cougar_w
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whatev' foo'

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 06:02 | 5332622 barre-de-rire
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plz go play hide n seek in highways.

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 23:29 | 5332194 trulz4lulz
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I bet that fat shit on the left would be hot as fuck if she survived an Obola infection. She could use a few weeks of projectile vomiting, uncontrollable bloody diarrhea and quite a few missed meals. I call firsties on the fattie!

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 23:53 | 5332270 sylviasays
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I'm feeling verklempt! I need the hot looking dude from Sweden to do some health ministering to me!

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 06:06 | 5332636 Rip van Wrinkle
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'undisciplined carbohydrate-sucking eating machines'

 

The Mrs has taken your quote for her own. She meets 'undisciplined carbohydrate-sucking eating machines' every day in her job....and she's decided to give it too them straight! You should have patented it.

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 04:39 | 5332561 Thom_333
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No-  Minister of Health these days means that you are in charge of denying health care to the folks. That´s what its all about. How can the (governments) economy thrive when you have hordes of folks trying to get into hospitals and obtain expensive therapies. No way. Look at that Belgian bitch. No one gets past her when she´s on the watch. Only exception is assisted death. That´s a sweet deal. Economically.

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 21:48 | 5331851 So What
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These are ministers of health who can scare the shit out of you dumb fucks and I'm doing my best to warn you. I'm posting wherever I can. so fuck you.

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 22:49 | 5332077 VATICANT
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Okay turd.

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 22:56 | 5332102 Uncle Sugar
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OT Tyler - PLEASE add a feature to show avatars full screen when clicked on.  Ref Latina Lover for testing.

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 23:44 | 5332242 knukles
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Don't wanna do that, dude .... fonestar told me it has a penis

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 23:52 | 5332264 Cliff Claven Cheers
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Use Google reverse image search.  I checked to see if the young lady was wearing pasties, you know for morality sakes.

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 23:11 | 5332144 laboratorymike
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I worked in a middle school when "Healthy Hunger Free Kids" hit the lunchrooms; food quality naturally went down (not enough meat), and the kids' performance got even lower than it was already (like being unable to read three syllable words, calculate change, etc.), since they kept falling asleep in classes. Who is Michelle kidding?!

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 03:20 | 5345386 mkhs
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Unable to read three syliable words.

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 21:51 | 5331861 A Nanny Moose
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Get in mah belleh!!!

Only in government are the fattest people qualified to be in charge of "health"

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 21:53 | 5331871 Beam Me Up Scotty
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Guess it depends on your definition of "health". If it's eating all you want whenever you want then you might be healthy if you are 400#. If it's living until you are 98, then you might have a different definition.

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 22:38 | 5332032 snr-moment
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They're not fat.  They are carbon sequestering!  That  thin wipe burns excessive calories running 10k per day.  Selfish Bastard.

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 22:46 | 5332069 DaveyJones
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it's like violent people getting peace awards

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 22:47 | 5332072 armageddon addahere
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"Only in government are the fattest people qualified to be in charge of "health""

You should see the ones in charge of "justice" and "the economy"

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 23:02 | 5332117 DaveyJones
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bananas and beans

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 23:45 | 5332247 knukles
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The New And Improved Bread and Circuses.

Bananas and Farts .....  The Pinnacle of Civilization!

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 21:47 | 5331835 Latina Lover
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Both the Belgian and Quebec Health ministers could be models for " I beat Anorexia" t shirts.

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 21:53 | 5331873 nmewn
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Yes...and the Swede dude looks like he's a little anorexic.

Could just be the sparrow chest though ;-)

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 22:28 | 5331998 ACP
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Maybe it's just the horizontal stripes?

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 22:40 | 5332045 nmewn
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Makes him look like a freshly made candy cane straight from med school with all the experience in the world for the position held, with a wind breaker wrapper.

Very much confidence inspiring ;-)

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 22:48 | 5332075 25or6to4
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Nmewn
Candy canes are called polka gris in Swedish. Usually with red stripes.

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 23:22 | 5332176 nmewn
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lol...ok, I'll take your word for it, the pic is from the waist up ;-)

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 23:48 | 5332251 knukles
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Shit guys.... looks gay to me, probably suffering a terminal run at AIDS, which is closely linked to Marburg and Ebola (Filoviruses, all)
Now that betcha betcha makes ya feel all warm and cuddly thinking about the internal hemorrhaging while you close your eyes tonight ...

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 21:44 | 5331836 Leonardo Fibonacci2
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The fat ones have no fucking pride & are not examples to our children as to what is a true picture of health.  Imagine them on TV with a massive coronary!  How do i explain that to my kids.  

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 22:40 | 5332042 snr-moment
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Following Zeke Emmanuel's advice?

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 23:17 | 5332157 TheReplacement
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"You see that kids?  THAT is what being a fat hypocrit will get you.  DEAD.  You wanna die on TV of a massive coronary, kids?  Don't be a fat hypocrit."

Just be honest. 

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 23:49 | 5332255 knukles
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Tell them its a reality comedy series

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 21:46 | 5331850 James_Cole
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They are: MD / career politician / radiologist, respectively. The Belgian and the canadian may be fat, but at least they have some idea of the field. The young guy is just another pol. 

And to "so what," you can add another scenario to your list:

Possible scenarios using Ebola fear mongering:

5) clickbait

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 21:54 | 5331878 mjcOH1
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"They are: MD / career politician / radiologist, respectively. The Belgian and the canadian may be fat, but at least they have some idea of the field. The young guy is just another pol. "

Twilight in the middle there looks to be the healthiest of the lot though.   How's that for sad?

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 22:59 | 5332107 25or6to4
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mjc0h1
Swedes name is Gabriel Wikstöm and has no experience in the medical field or any other field other than politics for that matter. 29 years old and failed his entrace exams for college. Should end well for Sweden.

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 22:05 | 5331913 LetThemEatRand
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"They are: MD / career politician / radiologist, respectively."

Funny how the ZH crowd went right for the career politician as the only one who deserves the job.  Because he looks a certain way.  I wonder why politicians have politician hair?  

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 22:18 | 5331963 James_Cole
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One thing I think can safely be said for Maggie: she didn't get ahead on her looks. The belgians apparently like her a lot too.

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 01:02 | 5332373 highly debtful
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Yes, I can understand all the snide remarks, she doesn't exactly look the part, but she's one of the few competent and capable politicians we have over here and believe me, I'm very well placed to know that there aren't many of those around.

This lady is not only fat, she also works hard, knows her stuff and dares to take on responsability. She only opens her mouth (yeah, yeah, I know, feel free to score) when she knows what she's talking about. So "never judge a book by its cover" is appropriate in this case. Although I agree she definitely should be doing something about her weight. It is as if the Surgeon General would be smoking at every televised press conference. 

 

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 23:18 | 5332154 Ballin D
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We went right after the career politician because he appears to have lived a healthy enough life to have developed a healthy build.

 

The other people are clearly obese and not fit to give their opinions on anyone's health. There are PhDs in neuroscience that are antivaccine. Credentials mean nothing if you've failed at your entire biological purpose (stay healthy and reproduce - I imagine they arent attracting the most fit-to-breed mates),

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 03:00 | 5332481 highly debtful
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And having lived a healthy life and developed a healthy build (up til your 29 years, that is - let's see what he looks like in another 20 years) without any further skills or education in this field qualifies you for such a job? If it looks good and if it talks good, then we're all good, right?

Tell that to the Argentinians who have to endure pretty boy Kicillof at the economic helm of their country.

Apparently, the Swedes like to gamble. 

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 21:47 | 5331852 Charles Nelson ...
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What the fuck does your post have to do with that fat bitch eating half of Brussels?

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 21:57 | 5331886 Raynja
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I'm not sure if you noticed, but the govt has a full court press on keeping people calm.

 

The scary thing about this outbreak is not the absolute numbers, but the number of health care professionals that have been infected.

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 23:51 | 5332258 knukles
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Who fuckin' reddied that?  That's a good point, FFS
Musta been the two folks here pushing Common Core

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 22:30 | 5332005 markam
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Let's put it a different perspective.  It is actually 8900 infected, so 0.04% (based upon the admitted undereporting).  If the US hit the same level of infection, we would be looking at around 130,000 cases.  Can you really tell me with a straight face that 130,000 ebola cases would not crash the health care system and most likely the entire economy?  In other words, the exact same effect as it has had on Liberia, Guinea and Sierra Leone.

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 23:09 | 5332140 cougar_w
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EBOLA IS A HOAX! LIBERAL MEDIA FEAR-MONGERING! NOBODY IS SICK WITH EBOLA IT NEVER HAPPENED. THIS IS THE TRUTH. IF THIS WAS A REAL PROBLEM THE NUMBERZZ WOULD BE SO MUCH HIGHER NOW111! BECAUSE IT IS GOING EXPONENTIAL BITCHES!! BUT NOTICE THERE ARE NO PHOTOS!!!!!!!! TOTAL HOAX FOR DUH SHEEPLES WHO ARE ASSLEEP. YOU CAN ONLY GET EBOLA (WHICH ISN’T EVEN REAL BUT IS A PLOT) FROM EATING FRUIT BATS AND MONKY MEAT BBQ AND HAVING SEX WITH MONKY LIKE IN AFRICA. EBOLA IS JUST LAME-STREAM MEDIA HYPE THAT WILL NEVER COME TO AMERICA AND IT’S THE FED ALSO TRYING TO CRASH THE ECONOMY  !!LOL!!. IT'S ALL A CIA PLOT!!1 THE DOCTORS ARE IN IT FOR THE MONEIZ!! THE CDC AND WHO IS CORRUPT VACCINES CAUSE MENTAL ILLNESS AND THEY KNOW IT ON PURPOSE. THE FDA BANS RAW MILK BUT IMPORTS EBOLA LOLOLOLLLL! THERE IS NO EBOLA VACCINE EXCEPT FOR THE ELITES, AND THE VACCINE WILL MAKE EVERYONE STERILE SO BUG-OUT. THE FBI IS SPREADING EBOLA TO TAKE AWAY OUR FREEDUMS. IT'S SOCIALISM I TELL YOU THE END OF AMERICA THEY ARE IMPORTING EBOLA (WHICH IS A HOAX JUST LIKE 9/11!!) TO START THE DIE-OFF SO THE ELITES CAN TAKE OUR GOLD!!!!!!! AND GUNS!! IT’S A ZIONIST PLOT COOKED UP BY THE JEW-YORK FED ZIONIST COMMIES!!! WT7 WAS A CONTROLLED DEMOLITION AND A HOAX LIKE EBOLA AND AIDS! IT'S BEEN WEAPONIZED BY THE CIA IN NIGERIA I KNOW A GUY WHO WORKED IN THE LAB. I SAW IT ON DISCOVERY CHANNEL. IF YOU DON'T BELIEVIE ME THEN READ THE BIBLE IT'S ALL THERE. AL GORE THOUGHT THIS UP ALONG WITH HIS HOKEY STICK AND CHEM-TRAILS. THE DUMBOCRATS AND THE LIBBBBERALS WANT TO KILL ALL HUMANS TO MAKE THE WORLD SAFE FOR SNAIL DARTERS SO WE GET GLOBAL-EBOLA-WARMING BUT IT'S ALL A FEAR-MONGERING HOAX WTFLOL!! ! TAKE VITAMIN-C AND YOU CAN'T CATCH IT BECAUSE EBOLA IS JUST LIKE SCURVY, AND COLLOIDAL SILVER IS ANTIVIRAL YOU SHOULD TAKE 100 GRAMS A DAY OF SILVER. A GUY GOT EBOLA AND CURED HIMSELF BY SMOKING POT AND DRINKING RAW MILK, THAT'S RIGHT, EXCEPT THE FDA. BUT ALL THIS IS A HOAX!11!! ZIONISTS THEY ARE LETTING AFRICANS COME TO AMERICA WITH FREE TICKETS AND TEH TSA IS IN ON IT TO KILL US ALL OFF. PREZ OBOLA IS MURDERING US ON COMMAND FROM TPTB, BECAUSE HE IS NOT A CITIZEN SO IMPEACH!. HE'S FROM KENYA WHERE THEY WEAPONIZED EBOLA 50 YEARS AGO LIKE WITH AIDS. IS THERE ANY EBOLA IN ISRAEL NO THERE ISN;T BECAUSE ZIONISTS. AND NONE IN ICELAND EITHER AND YOU KNOW ABOUT THOSE GUYS THEY ARE ALIENS. AND IT'S A GIANT HOAX DON"T FALL FOR IT!1!!1!!!eleventy! BECAUSE THE LIZARD SPACEMEN FROM THE GAS MINES AROUND URANUS THEY WANT OUR PRECIOUS BODILY FLUIDS!!11! AND GOLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 23:19 | 5332161 Creeps
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You added raw milk.  Here's a greenie!

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 23:23 | 5332170 MEAN BUSINESS
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LMAO! writer's BLOCK?!?

his name was Flakmeister

AR5 WG4 due HALLOWEEN...

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 23:36 | 5332212 boattrash
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cougar_w, I think your keyboard needs cleaned, seems the caps lock is a bit sticky...

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 00:19 | 5332329 Wild Theories
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I thought cougars were one of the quiet big cats, didn't know shouting cougars existed. :)

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 05:46 | 5332607 Boscovius
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4)Elect a traitor, globalist puppet as president of USSA.

Ummm.  Like, didn't we already do that???

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 21:43 | 5331833 mrpxsytin
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Yeah. I'm in Western Australia and I'm blown away by the number of people here with blue eyes. Even my damned kid has blue eyes! I have brown eyes.

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 21:57 | 5331883 nmewn
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As the son of son of sailor...a little Buffet ;-)

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 00:21 | 5332333 Wild Theories
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now pls tell us your wife don't have blue eyes either :)

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 22:00 | 5331901 erkme73
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Not fair - how can you even see her eyeballs?

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 22:12 | 5331937 nmewn
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ROTFL!

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 23:52 | 5332266 knukles
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Ya roll her in flour and see the wet slits

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 04:19 | 5332543 Thom_333
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How do you know? You can´t see his eyes and you can definitively not see the eyes of the lard-asses.

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 06:02 | 5332625 Eirik Magnus Larssen
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That's why thinking in stereotypes is a silly thing to do. There's plenty of black-haired, brown-eyed people in Scandinavia who are fully Nordic. Likewise, you'll find people with natural blond hair and blue eyes across the Mediterranean countries, as well as in the Middle-East.

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 08:24 | 5333011 Ethelred the Unready
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The blue-eyed ones evolved around reindeer herds - drinking the milk, eating the meat.  They cannot cope with the modern day -say Belgium - diet of beer, waffles and chocolates.  All those carbs turns them into Candy Crowley clones. 

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 08:53 | 5333178 giggler321
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sod the eyes blue - he's half the weight of the other 2 that what I notice.

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 22:25 | 5331994 Zymurguy
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Keep it in the circus!!!

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 22:49 | 5332080 tony bonn
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correction: that's one huge ugly bitch

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 23:13 | 5332150 So It Goes
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Aw shit.

And to think I just lost 32 pounds for nothing.

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 00:22 | 5332335 pilager
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FREAK!!

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 00:25 | 5332339 pilager
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WTF IS THAT!

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 03:57 | 5332530 CHX
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She used to be a professional (meat?) hammer thrower...

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 21:41 | 5331791 Leonardo Fibonacci2
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The fat fuck on the right is the Quebec Minister of Health Gaetan Barrette .  He is a big dick with the Quebec health program.!!! And to think months ago he was the President of the Medical Specialists Association, took a $1million package and ran for government.  Sorry RAN is a hyperbole in this fuckers case.  Now he is sitting on the other side of the fence, conflict of interest compared to the position he held before becoming minister of health.

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 21:54 | 5331882 Beam Me Up Scotty
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Do as I say, not as I do!! No food for you!!

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 22:19 | 5331964 JuliaS
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Between a rock and a hard place.

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 22:22 | 5331973 williambanzai7
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.

Trivia question: Who is he?

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 23:37 | 5332004 nmewn
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The most invisble man in DC...Boris.

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Bonus question, why has Senator Paul placed a hold on Obola's nominee to replace one temporary political hack (Boris) with another?

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Awww, I've offended someone.

He (Murthy) is 38yrs old, was born overseas, says "guns are a healthcare issue" not a human rights issue, actively supported ObamaCare which made some elites in Big Insurance/Big Pharma even richer and completing residency does not alone qualify to be "the nations doctor", more like he's on a dual path between academia or government.

In fact, he is a political hack of the first order.

Anything else?

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 23:40 | 5332226 g'kar
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Gun control

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 23:57 | 5332275 knukles
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Thought he was the new guy replacing Kaptian Kangaroo and Mr Rodgers, both on MSNBC's "Truth in our Lives is All Semantics" program which runs from 12:25 to 1:05 on the public cable access channel

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 22:48 | 5332071 Abbie Normal
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The invisible surgeon general?

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 23:36 | 5332209 trulz4lulz
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Is the guy in the uniform giving a demonstration at a double blow job seminar?

Edit:
@Bonzai, I dont know if you do requests, but...man....two dicks in that dudes hands just needs to happen.

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 00:04 | 5332293 Agent P
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Sgt. Pepper?

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 07:41 | 5332860 Baldrick
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Waldo

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 22:30 | 5332008 holmes
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Do as I say, not as I eat.

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 22:44 | 5332060 armageddon addahere
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If you think Quebec's health minister is a joke, they also have a Minister of Justice.

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 04:17 | 5332540 CASTBOUND
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I'm making over $7k a month working part time. I kept hearing other people tell me how much money they can make online so I decided to look into it. Well, it was all true and has totally changed my life. This is what I do...

                w­w­w.j­o­b-r­e­p­o­r­t­s.c­o­m

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 21:35 | 5331779 Fidel Sarcastro
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Govt in action...Priceless!

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 21:52 | 5331869 Midas
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When I saw the guy on the right I thought it was Mayor Rob Ford.  Can you imagine the material Chris Farley could do with a subject like Rob Ford?!?  What a shame.

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 22:02 | 5331907 Sages wife
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Agreed.  His fans are seeing it all the same.  Farley doing crack guy, wow.

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 21:35 | 5331780 geekz_rule
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lmao...yep! absurdity rules!

P < P + I

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 21:35 | 5331782 Rememberweimar
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Were all fucked...

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 21:37 | 5331785 Yes We Can. But...
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If a horse can serve as Secretariat of State....

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 21:36 | 5331787 CunnyFunt
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The Belgian and Quebecois probably smoke, too.

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 21:42 | 5331823 mrpxsytin
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Given that the new definition of unhealthy vs healthy is soon to be 'got ebola' vs 'don't got ebola', I see no problem with any of these people being health ministers. 

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 21:36 | 5331788 Dragon HAwk
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I must be getting old the one in the middle looks like a Kid...

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 21:38 | 5331802 NoPension
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He's purdy too.

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 21:36 | 5331789 needfiatforBBB
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this says it all.

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 21:37 | 5331790 BC6
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Fat chicks try harder ... and so, likely need more calories

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 21:38 | 5331793 americanspirit
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Obese is the new svelt. What do these people see when they look in the mirror? Oh my, look at my smooth healthy skin - all 100 square meters of it.

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 21:37 | 5331795 Barnaby
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The middle panel is blank to me. Where's Waldo?

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 21:37 | 5331796 Armchair Bear
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the one in the middle looks pretty good...

 

 

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 21:40 | 5331814 Salsipuedes
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He's 19 and has mental issues.

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 21:37 | 5331798 gimli
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She's not just the minister .... she's the entire department.

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 21:40 | 5331815 Ralph Spoilsport
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And she gets her clothes from Omar the Tent Maker.

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 22:01 | 5331903 Otrader
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When she stands on the sidewalk, cops yell 'hey you two...break it up!'.

 

Rodney Dangerfield

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 03:56 | 5332529 Duffy Duck
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....whoah, you two should get a room...

 

....whoah whoah - you two should get a warehouse...

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 22:09 | 5331927 The Chief
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If she had a watch on each wrist, shed be in two different time zones.

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 22:25 | 5331988 Cacete de Ouro
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Two Weeks...Two Weeks..http://youtu.be/XY5KTVA_2ys

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 22:53 | 5332091 DaveyJones
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she demonstrates the difference between a former hair club client and a current one.

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 21:38 | 5331803 gwar5
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You could put the US Surgeon General up there too, if we could find her. They disappeared her due to OBCD.

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 21:48 | 5331854 gwar5
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Correction, "Regina Benjamin" mercifully stepped down in July 2013, but who even knew her name? Who knew she was there, much less gone?

 

Replaced by a fit US Marine doctor named, "Boris".

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 21:38 | 5331804 Salsipuedes
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My Health Minister so fat, when she sit around the house. she sit A_R_O_U_N_D the house!

(Roll over George Orwell)

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 21:43 | 5331827 Ralph Spoilsport
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"Does this podium make my ass look fat?"

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 21:51 | 5331866 Goldilocks
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Funny Banned Advert
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3gTmN5IHE8 (0:42)

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 21:38 | 5331805 starman
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well in Belgium they eat chocolate in Quebec also chocolate and in Sweden, Swedish pussy! And I can attest from experience that Swedish pussy is damn good! With a bit of a fishy after taste though.

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 21:41 | 5331825 Charles Nelson ...
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That fella from Sweden don't look like he's much into box

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 21:47 | 5331853 HulkHogan
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You beat me to it. He's gayer than Richard Simmons singing a duet with Elton John in a bath house.

 

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 23:26 | 5332186 WTFMOFO
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Speaking of Richard Smmons - If he seen that fat bitch he'd def hold her hand and cry.

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 23:27 | 5332187 WTFMOFO
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Speaking of Richard Smmons - If he seen that fat bitch he'd def hold her hand and cry.

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 21:48 | 5331856 Leonardo Fibonacci2
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Yeah but Michael Douglas says eating too much pussy gives throat cancer!  Believe he knows cause he eats Catherine Zeta Jones.

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 22:28 | 5331999 Jugdish
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I mostly eat chic's butts so I don't have to worry much about that problem.

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 23:13 | 5332147 malek
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uh yeah, just ask Julian Assange

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 21:39 | 5331811 Free2Speak
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If that lady gets any fatter, her eyes will disappear.

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 21:41 | 5331822 gimli
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Now there's an example of big Belgium government --- lots of waffling going on over there.

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 21:43 | 5331824 ShortTheUS
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Two and a Half Health Ministers - a medical sitcom. Coming to CBS.

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 21:42 | 5331832 homiegot
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Now I'll fucking watch that.

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 21:42 | 5331826 homiegot
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One of the morbidly obese?

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 21:43 | 5331828 Two Feet Studs Up
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Makes sense for the Belgian broad- she eats everything so nothing left over for the peasants.

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 21:44 | 5331837 ZippyBananaPants
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How much to lick her fat tits?

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 00:15 | 5332320 Buster Cherry
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What about the sweat cheese.under them?

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 21:45 | 5331838 ZippyBananaPants
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or smell one of her farts

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 21:54 | 5331872 Bumbu Sauce
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THe one I'm most concerned with is Obama's choice for Surgeon General.  They guy is a rabid anti-gunner.

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 21:54 | 5331874 california chrome
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"Both the Belgian and Quebec Health ministers could be models for " I beat Anorexia" t shirts."

ROFL.  I laugh so hard reading this website that the tears are constantly rolling down my face.

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 23:08 | 5332131 IridiumRebel
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I'm dying right now from these comments! Need a fucking truck scale to weigh the two on the ends. Guy on the Right looks like Rob Ford 5 years removed from office and the Tub on the left looks like the "star" from an accidental viewing of a BBW porno. The gay in the middle lives on a diet of chicken breasts and semen.

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