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What Happens When A Fat Finger Leaks A Wrong Earnings Statement

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A few minutes ago, all hell broke loose in Intel stock when a Reuters fat finger did a JPM deja vu (as a reminder, JPM earnings were released just after 4 am, some three hours before their scheduled release due to a Nasdaq news release error) and released what the robots thought was INTC's Q3 earnings. Moments later, it was uncovered that while it was a fat finger, the finger hit the wrong button and had erroneously leaked Q2 earnings once again.

Nonetheless, what happened in the interim was your typical algo idiocy, which as Nanex' Eric Hunsader summarized best, as follows: "This is crazy - note the wide swings in $INTC - some lasting less than 1 second. #HFT madness"

To all those who had limit/stop loss orders, or expected unbroken markets, our condolences.

 

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Tue, 10/14/2014 - 14:00 | 5329508 astoriajoe
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I wonder how well it matched up to when those earnings were actually released 3 months ago.

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 14:03 | 5329519 y3maxx
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With no Regulation...many, many more Fat Fingers coming up.

just sayin

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 14:06 | 5329540 insanelysane
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Holder has only announced he is leaving.  Bankstas, you are free to rape and pillage without fear of prosecution.

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 17:16 | 5330814 migra
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As if they were not already, for years now

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 13:59 | 5329509 slaughterer
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Momentum ignition engines firing every second up and down.  

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 14:05 | 5329526 Bituminoid
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Ouch those fat fingers hurt when inserted there!!!!

 

This is becommong a monthly thing now....

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 14:09 | 5329558 Tony Rumjog
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HFT's false liquidity argument is trumped by the chaos that is created by the algo driven volatility.

When Robespierre comes into power, the show will last for months.

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 14:12 | 5329568 cro_maat
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Obamespierre is in power.

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 14:10 | 5329563 p00k1e
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They must have happy wives. 

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 14:12 | 5329577 NoWayJose
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But of course - no trades are made from ANY of these leaking points by anyone working at the leaking point or by anyone else they could contact by cell phone.

'Hi Mom, I'll be heading UP to the cabin instead of DOWN to the ocean'

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 14:16 | 5329610 Amish Hacker
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Fat finger is one thing, wearing boxing gloves while working at the stock exchange is another.

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 14:19 | 5329632 Bituminoid
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I'm currently very very bullish on this asset class: Fat Fingers

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 14:23 | 5329647 1stepcloser
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Open the pod bay doors, Hal.

 

 

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 14:25 | 5329668 Sorry_about_Dresden
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What does Holder have to do with Bankstas Standard Operating Procedures of shaking down muppets?

When have they NOT been free to rape and pillage without fear of prosecution?

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 14:37 | 5329730 Jack Sheet
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I thought the accountants can create any fucking earnings figures that are requested, in any quarter.

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 14:45 | 5329786 sandhillexit
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Great choice, INTEL.  Where dividend-payer meets tech.  Maximum pension fund noise.

Do they all stand around in a corner of the dealing room with open squawk boxes to the hedgies (no email...NO EMAIL) or is "trade of the day" done with SNAPCHAT now?  

How do they decide which pension fund portfolio is the mark?  Are they using casino heat-scanners yet? Or is finding the guy who really needs his bonus still pretty low-tech?  

 

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 15:22 | 5330058 dwayne elizando
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I've got $30.00 puts on INTC! I haven't gotten enough abuse yet to stop playing this game!

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 16:04 | 5330417 armageddon addahere
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I just sold the 32 calls. Hope we both win.

Tue, 10/14/2014 - 16:11 | 5330463 SheepDog-One
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Mangled muppets strewn all over Wall St pavement.

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