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Day Is Done: Tornado Warning Issued For Washington, D.C.
Update: NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE CANCELS TORNADO WARNING ISSUED FOR WASHINGTON D.C., SAYS STORM WEAKENED
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What could top a bizarro day like today? Why, a tornado touching down by the White House of course.
A tornado warning has been issued for the D.C. area through 1 p.m. Wednesday.
The warning comes on a day of heavy rain for much of the D.C. area., which began battering Northern Virginia early Wednesday and has raced north, arriving inside the Beltway at midday.
A flood watch began at 10 a.m. Wednesday, and will remain in effect into the evening hours for portions of Maryland, D.C. and Northern Virginia. More than an inch of rain had already fallen in some areas by midday.
Storm Team 4 Meteorologist Chuck Bell is warning drivers to stay off the roads when the rain is heaviest.
A tornado warning issued for Warren, Frederick and Clarke counties in Virginia expired at 6:45 a.m.
Coming soon: the Ebolanado. In other news, no golf this afternoon.
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BURN BABY BUUUUUUUUURRRNNNNNN!!!!
Ebola-nado!
Aww damn .... it didn't go off.
Fuck DC and everyone in it. Modern day Sodom
Good luck everyone, IT has clearly begun.
This day just got a helluva lot better.
dear god please take Schumer, and Feinstein, and Boxer, and Reid, and McConnell, and all neo-con POS rethugs... thanks
that is all
Uh-huh...
and especially Pelosi
Ya can just picture Pelosi taken up in the air by a tornado . . just like that other Wicked Witch of the West in the Wizard of Oz
Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please,!
Please God, don't forget the toads and locusts!
Could I get that with a plague of locusts on the side? Thanks!
I live there.
My condolences.
No ones making you
Aside from the large government presence and outrageous real-estate prices (redundant, I know), it's a pretty great place to live. Lots of interesting places, good schools, lots of delicious restaurants, and plenty of pristine nature/wildlife nearby. I suggest everybody come visit, especially if you're a history buff.
I thought a lot of the architecture was pretty vulgar tbh, like the statues in the station that can't decide if they're greek or roman, and those horses on the bridge. Everything looks all clean around the govt buildings, but seems to be surrounded by a ring of decay and begging mexican kids. Good restaurants, but I found the place was dead after about 10pm at the weekend. Guess everyone lives over in Arlington these days. Virginia forests were stunning though.
A few things:
(1) The architecture is mostly classical in style, which may not suite your tastes.
(2) There are barely any Mexicans in D.C. Lots of black folks.
(3) Definitely not "dead" after 10pm. There is a vibrant nightlife in all four of its quadrants and especially the NW.
(4) Population of Alexandria and D.C. have more-or-less stayed "in step".
(5) You're correct about the forests. Virginia, W. Virginia, and Maryland and anything near the Appalachians is gorgeous.
'Architecture' that is a combination of Masonic symbolism and glorification/worship of government egomaniacs
What an abomination
Idiot.
Nice come back. Quite clever [roll eyes]
"Aside from the large government presence and outrageous real-estate prices (redundant, I know), it's a pretty great place to live. Lots of interesting places, good schools, lots of delicious restaurants, and plenty of pristine nature/wildlife nearby. I suggest everybody come visit, especially if you're a history buff."
They likely said the same thing of Berlin in 1936.
Sodom would look at DC and cringe
Aww damn .... it didn't go off.
Fuck DC and everyone in it. Modern day Sodom
Don't blame the people who live in DC for the politicians. None of them live in DC (Obama and Biden being the exception) and the people of the region didn't elect them.
With three of the five wealthiest counties in the US bordering DC (the "best and the brightest" leaching off of the taxpayer and deficit spending)...don't look for any sympathy from me.
Moar free days off for gubermint slaves
pool's closed
Our prayer: Dear Lord, please level this center of evil and infect any survivors with Ebola. Amen.
Krugman closes the blinds.
pods
After opening the window by breaking it.
BURN BABY BUUUUUUUUURRRNNNNNN!!!!
this gets better and better
First the big scare headline; then; "the storm has weakened".
Bring on the locust swarms.
Fuck that shit. I've seen two of those since Sept. 2013. The first one was in the middle of the VLA, and the second one showed up on Abq's weather radar there were so many. The little cocksuckers ate 3/4 of my green chile seedlings this spring.
Now, if you're talking about a more voracious kind descending on DC, bring it on, BITCHEZ!
And asteroids !
I wish I were at the helm of HAARP to stear this right on top of the White House.
A real shitstorm hitting DC won't be weather-related.
How can you tell the difference between the shitstorm and all the shit that is already there? Phase cancelation.
I saw the title of the article and just had to fucking laugh. Burn motherfucker, burn!
I had to laugh, too; I admit it. The theatre of the Absurd really is in town.
Fuck, I hope we get an F5 on K Street. I can just imagine all of those fucking vermin whooshing around, slamming into concrete and shit. Fucking WHOOSH BITCHEZ!
In one word "Good"!
Hope it's an EF 5! Wipe it clean and start over!!!
@Tyler's
When do the margin calls start?
Butte, Montana will make a fine new capital. It's the geographic center of the country, or something.
That's like, Freudian man.
The nation would never be happier if that sucking chest wound of a Capitol were wiped off the map--as long as Congress is in session! Oh, and the president is in the Oval.
They'll all be safely deep, deep underground closest to their real master..... SATAN
I hope everyone there stays safe. \s
Naw, just the ghetto rats. They didn't do anything to deserve a tornado. The rest of it can be demolished for all I care.
Are the Sharks still there?
totally awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dang I was so looking for that giant sucking sound to reach DC and singularity.
"Aunty J! Aunty J! There's no place like home! There's no place like home!"
Now's supposed to be where we wake up and find that the past 2 weeks were all just a bad dream and the S&P's still safely above 2000.
Dear god,
PLEASE SMITE THEM ALL.
e_
I'll take "Old Testament" for two thousand Alex.
"Your call is important to us; please wait for the next available Angel of destruction to take your message".
Image Sharknado except with Ebola people flying all over the place...
If it hoovers up Michelle, they're facing BITCHNADO.
Tornados have swirled around DC since 1963.
November 22, 1963.
Ebola tornado or just a normal one?
Now I've got blue balls.
Maybe...just maybe we get to stay in OZ and the dumb phucks can be blown back to Kansas.
Please no. We don't need anymore people from KS high-balling it up and down the I-35
Well overdue a good vacuuming.
BREAKING NEWS: ASTEROID TAKES OUT DC...........WORLD CELEBRATES
Calm down!
Probably just Hillary just giving her new broomstick a test-flight.
Do you mean using like a witch would or...
...like witch wood.
How much wood would a witch wood would if a witch wood could wood wood.
Or something.
Reap the whirlwind MFers.
Reap the whirlwind.
too bad they're all back in their own states, campaigning
Buzz kill.
lol
They haven't made D.C. a Tornado Free Zone yet?
The weather has been strange today in Germantown MD. No rain to a downpour to no rain in a span of maybe 500 feet.
That might spread the STD's.
Fucking awesome. Tear that shithole to the ground.
Thank god nobody important lives there
Let us pray.
"Oh Lord, please spare the DC area from the wrath of the tornado. Don't let our guillotines be denied their rightful Retribution. Amen."
An American, not US subject.
Cause: Government flatulence?
Rain 40 days, please fucking rain to wash these turds off my fucking life! Wash these human wastes of flesh and bone off this planet! I pray to you, God, to kill these fucking people
Pleae God, I've not asked for much, but if you could just this one time, level the strip from the white house to the capital building in DC with an F5, that would be awesome. And while you are at it, please steer it over to the Eccles building and make sure not even the foundation is left.
Look I'm willing to pray to any power to get a multiple vortex of F-5's from Alexandria across the Potomac, up Constitution Ave, down Pennsylvanian Ave. with a swath of about 1 mile.