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Fed Hits Rumor Panic Button: "Sources" Confirm Yellen's Confidence In US Recovery

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It would appear The Fed is in panic mode. According to two "people familiar with her comments" - who asked not to be named because the meeting was private last weekend:

  • *YELLEN SAID TO VOICE CONFIDENCE IN EXPANSION AMID FOREIGN RISKS

Of course, this is now the last thing that markets want to hear since it means she is less likely to unleash QE4.

As Bloomberg suddenly reports,

Federal Reserve Chair Janet Yellen voiced confidence in the durability of the U.S. economic expansion in the face of slowing global growth and turbulent financial markets at a closed-door meeting in Washington last weekend, according to two people familiar with her comments.

 

The people, who asked not to be named because the meeting was private, said Yellen told the Group of 30 that the economy looked to be on track to achieve growth of around 3 percent going forward. She also saw inflation eventually rising back up to the Fed’s 2 percent target as unemployment falls further, according to the people.

 

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Yellen’s reported remarks were roughly in line with the forecasts presented by Fed policy makers at their last meeting in September. They saw the economy growing by 2.6 to 3 percent next year and inflation rising to 1.7 to 2 percent in 2016,  according to their central tendency forecasts, which excludes the three highest and three lowest projections.

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The problem is - that growth narrative is busted now... and the only thing to save stocks, simply, is more QE (which means fear, moar fear, and utter terror at growth prospects and market losses)

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Simply put, here's why no one cares how confident she is...

 

Because they are terrible forecasters... all the market needs is moar free money.

 

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Wed, 10/15/2014 - 14:41 | 5335986 X.inf.capt
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RAISE THE "FREAK" FLAG!

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 14:44 | 5336016 Arius
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thats the signal i have been waiting for ... time to go all in ...

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 14:51 | 5336090 Wait What
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I'm confident Yellen and the Fed are wrong, yet again.

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 14:52 | 5336102 Divided States ...
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With the timing of her statement, I think she meant that shes confident that the PPT will save the economy once again...at least for today.

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 15:12 | 5336248 ACP
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Shit, the Fed must own half of all outstanding SPY shares after today.

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 15:14 | 5336256 linniepar
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Close at -362, my guess.

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 15:17 | 5336310 max2205
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Green in 1 2 3

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 15:28 | 5336420 Divided States ...
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Fuckin moved 100 points up on the Dow in a blink of an eye

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 15:45 | 5336563 FL_Conservative
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Where is the dwarf when all hell is breaking loose?

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 15:42 | 5336529 StupidEarthlings
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Yeah..call me wrong..if your an idiot..but it doesnt look like 'the last thing the "market" wants to hear.

:/

Snicker

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 14:51 | 5336091 SAT 800
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I don't know what you're referring to; but the stock indexs are ramping up nicely right now. you can't enter this market right now with any big %probability on your side.

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 14:56 | 5336137 Arius
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my advisor at SAXO bank advised said exactly the same thing ...

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 15:01 | 5336179 SAT 800
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That;s because he's smart. Stick with them; they're a great Bank.

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 14:52 | 5336095 101 years and c...
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was edward quince in attendance or receive an email?  or is ed quince retired now and its eva quat.

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 15:55 | 5336638 madcows
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Bear sterns is fine.  don't pull your money out of bear.  don't be stupit.

what a friggin moron.  cramer is beyond being an a$$.  he's battling cnbc for irrelevancy.

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 14:44 | 5336013 fiftybagger
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You mean raise the false flag

 

Exposing The Ebola Hoax

The Elite's Plan For World Genocide By Vaccine

http://ebolahoax.com/

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 14:48 | 5336056 Cangaroo.TNT
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I would like to see some Ebola hoaxers volunteer to slip-n-slide naked through one of the victim's liquefied organs, diarrhea, and vomit.

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 15:09 | 5336230 Deathrips
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The treatment is full blood transfusion, it drops the viral load so your imune system can catch up. Like a power up. Those 2 doctors recieved the treatment. Why isnt the msm talking about it?

 

Well cause the red cross is administering it.

 

Good to see you 50 bagger.

 

RIPS

 

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 15:29 | 5336341 JuliaS
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Ebola - a viral bucket challenge with a twist.

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 16:12 | 5336762 greenbear
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"I would like to see some Ebola hoaxers volunteer to slip-n-slide naked through one of the victim's liquefied organs, diarrhea, and vomit."

Just in case you're not aware, most of the "ebola hoaxers" actually live in West Africa.  Haven't these people suffered enough at the hands of the vaccine serial killers like Bill Gates, WHO, NIH, Red Cross, DWB, and the western brainwashed sheeple who enable them to carry on with their genocide programs?  If you feel so strongly about it why don't you go volunteer to be a test subject for the ebola rabies vaccine?

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 14:45 | 5336026 HedgeAccordingly
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she should have sourced strength of bitcoin... that is where she finds confidence. would sounded same. 

http://hedge.bz 

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 14:52 | 5336032 palmdetroit
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wow I wonder if they will start talking New and Improved Super Duper EXPONENTIAL QE to go with the EXPONENTIAL deathrate??? now that no one will be driving, flying, going to work, ot leaving the house for 1-3 YEARS ... can you out print that beitch

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 15:13 | 5336259 silverliberty
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Kevin Kostner in the "Postman" is our future.  Crappy movie=crappy future.  Maybe Kevin should consider being a soothsayer as an occupation while he's waiting for his acting career to return.

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 14:49 | 5336070 SAT 800
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looks like the party is over; they got the ramp going nicely; forty five degree up angle on the S&P; just a flesh wound.

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 14:50 | 5336080 X.inf.capt
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i cut off your bloody arm!

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 14:54 | 5336114 thunderchief
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I've got word for you Yellen,

Your a little too late in this downturn, and a bit too bag and sag to be singing like your Mary Poppins or that god dam Nun in the Sound of Music.

You either start printing or move on to the old folks home. We are waiting...

Sincerely,

Wall street and the gold community

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 15:01 | 5336116 thunderchief
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I used to think she was just to old for the job.

Now I understand Americana needs a Grand Motherly, Norman Rockwell feel to what will destroy, once and for alll, the 20th century middle class experiment.

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 15:02 | 5336177 RockyRacoon
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Hey!  You edited... no fair.

As I was trying to say:

I reckon you had two words for the old lady, eh?   Or would that just be a slight stutter.

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 15:41 | 5336531 SAT 800
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20minutes to go going up vertically; all buyers; no sellers. merely a hiccup. Entertaining.

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 14:40 | 5335988 GOSPLAN HERO
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Stupid bitch.

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 14:42 | 5335989 TruthInSunshine
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4.43 trillion FRN balance sheet at Fed at present.

Good luck, BernYellen.

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 14:43 | 5335994 the not so migh...
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i am sorry what???.. i cannot here the dwarf through my hazmat mask

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 14:43 | 5335997 Keltner Channel Surf
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Just a coordinated, pre-planned move to get to VWAP for the institutions, where they'll sell their inventory, then re-load short for the final leg down . . . ah, at least until 3:28.

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 14:42 | 5335999 Moneyswirth
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Boy, the market is really showing confidence in this "the economy is set to grow at 3%" line.  Oh wait, no it isnt.  S&P is down 2% right now. 

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 15:34 | 5336386 JuliaS
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For a good laugh I open finviz and hunt for greens. Who's up on a day like this in an upside-down financial universe? An hour before the close here's what I find:

Best Buy - up 1.5%

Gamestop - up 3.6%

Office Depot - up 4.6%

Sears Holdings - up 2.2%

Time Warnet - up 2% (pleasently surprised myself with a misspelling)

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 14:43 | 5336000 kowalli
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so we can see - 500 for dow tomorrow, Hooray

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 14:43 | 5336004 starman
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In other news; Janet Yellen been spotted leaving her favorite Tarot and palm readers rather intoxicated!  

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 14:44 | 5336009 madcows
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see, like i said.  when in doubt, they'll lie.

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 14:43 | 5336012 SheepDog-One
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OH well if ol Yellen said it then it has to be true! Get outta my way I need to rush in and buy some dip!

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 14:45 | 5336037 Cangaroo.TNT
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Fuck her.  What does Billy Ray Valentine say?

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 14:49 | 5336027 gjp
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"... amid foreign risks".  Those damn furiners, it's all their fault.  Why can't they just print and grow like good ole exceptional US of A?  It's so damn easy ...

This whole financial ponzi has anglo-US fingerprints all over it, everywhere.  And they blame foreign risks.  Hahaha.

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 14:45 | 5336034 BULLSHITARTIST
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KEVIN HENRY......KEVIN HENRY......WHARE ARE YOU????????

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 14:47 | 5336038 gatorengineer
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5 stages of grief

1) Denial

2) Anger

3) Bargaining

4) Depression

5) Acceptance

 

Fed is in 1), pres is in 2/3), and the American people and the economy are in number 4

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 14:56 | 5336143 Tsar Pointless
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Mark me down for number 5 on that list.

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 15:10 | 5336235 StackShinyStuff
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You forgot stage 6) "OFF THE LOWS!"

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 15:12 | 5336240 kchrisc
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The Fed knows that their actions are nothing more than a ponzi scheme of theft.

What they want is for us, the people and sheeple, to adhere to the 5-stages.

1) Deny they are thieves and are robbing us.

2) Angered at the knowledge that they are thieves and robbing us.

3) Bargaining with the truth about their theft when they send out their armed government goons to "persuade" us to go back to step one.

4) Depression after being extorted into believing their lies.

5) Acceptance of them and the lies--2 + 2 = 5.

An American, not US subject.

 

"I 'print,' therefore I'm a bankster."

 

 

 

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 14:49 | 5336053 monopoly
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And so funny. They are bidding up home builders since interest rates are plummeting on a 30 year mortgage. As if it makes any difference. How many really have good paying jobs to afford a house and market sell offs usually do not mean more hiring. This is so embarrassing. What a fucked up country we have become.

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 15:03 | 5336196 kchrisc
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They should go on strike!

Oh, wait. Never mind.

An American, not US subject.

 

"We'll promise you the moon. It's the delivery that will be the problem."

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 14:48 | 5336059 skbull44
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Note that the start of the word confidence is 'con'...

http://olduvai.ca

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 14:49 | 5336062 Dadburnitpa
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Fucking surreal.

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 15:00 | 5336163 SAT 800
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Sucking forreal.

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 15:04 | 5336165 SAT 800
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blank.

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 14:50 | 5336071 katchum
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Germany is already in recession with two quarters of declining GDP. If you believe in voodoo, U.S. GDP will grow 3%.

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 14:58 | 5336150 SAT 800
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If you believe in Voodoo; and that Tinkerbelle can really fly, and the power of prayer, and several other things I can't even remember right now; otherwise; not so much.

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 14:51 | 5336074 SheepDog-One
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NOTHING TO SEE HERE.....MOVE ALONG.....RESUME CONFIDENCE SERFS....BUY SOME STAWKS

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 14:52 | 5336089 Brokenarrow
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if you go short on this "unofficial cover" story you will get your heart ripped out. qe4 is already spoken for. and qe as far as the eye can see. dont fall for this trick.

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 15:31 | 5336438 SheepDog-One
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If 'QE 4' is already spoken for...then how is it relevant? Guess they better start QE 5.

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 14:53 | 5336096 Gringo Viejo
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I'm fairly confident Ebola's going to take names and kick ass.

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 14:53 | 5336109 Bold Eagle
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Help us, Oh Ben Van QEnobi, aka Mr. Quince, you are our only hope!

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 15:36 | 5336483 SheepDog-One
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Oy Vey Ben QEnobi !

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 14:55 | 5336118 SillySalesmanQu...
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Lemme see if I can remember. Ben told me to flip a coin...heads, more QE, tails, no more QE . Oh yeah, he said a two headed coin works much better.

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 14:55 | 5336128 Ness.
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Sometimes you HAVE to lie.  We'll played overlords, well played.

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 14:56 | 5336142 NotApplicable
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I just love that chart.

"Lift-off in 3... 2... Lift-off in 3... 2... Lift-off in 3... 2... Lift-off in 3... 2... Lift-off in 3... 2... Lift-off in 3... 2... Lift-off in 3... 2... Lift-off in 3... 2..."

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 15:26 | 5336149 Dr. Engali
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It's a good thing we have ebola, the financial crisis 2.0, and ISIS to blame to collapse on. I hope you all are ready.

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 14:58 | 5336151 Jason T
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This entire policy of "just being confident" is getting obsurd.  

 

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 15:08 | 5336217 SAT 800
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 The charts are showing a perfect V shaped recovery on the day. I couldn't have drawn it better myself.

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 14:58 | 5336152 bluskyes
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The Fed just needs to put out a statement that until further notice, they plan to raise interest rates tomorrow.

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 15:05 | 5336200 SAT 800
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LOL.

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 15:00 | 5336164 lasvegaspersona
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I am certain the Fed will 'do something'..usually that means debasing the currency since that is all central banks have ever done to any currency in the long run.

I don't have confidence to act in the short run but if we live through November with no POMO I might consider 'investing' again. I'm going with black numbers this time. The reds failed me and that damn wheel spins so fast I can't tell where the ball will come to rest.

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 15:00 | 5336172 kchrisc
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Yellen*: "I am confident that our plundering of the American people and country will be able to continue for some time longer."

An American, not US subject.

 

"Guillotine the Fed!"

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 15:03 | 5336183 QQQBall
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Bonds say otherwise.

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 15:04 | 5336189 The Phallic Crusader
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Start selling anything you can't hold in your hand.  Ebola may not kill more than a couple dozen in the US or lead to martial law...

 

but it is gonna fuck up holdiday travel and shopping pretty good, and that is gonna cut the nuts off this entirely Potemkin "recovery."

 

Bank on it.

 

I'd also count on oil going up despite the best intentions of the US/Saudi/UK axis of evil.... 

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 15:17 | 5336191 insanelysane
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On Bloomberg TV this morning before 7am some guy from Citi was explaining how everything was fine and that emerging Asia markets were booming.  Places like Laos are going gangbusters apparently.  Of course they are cheering based on a percentage basis because the entire GDP of Laos is 11 billion with a B.  So even if they quadruple their GDP it is still less than 50 billion.

I guess we're going to make it up on volume.

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 15:04 | 5336199 ghostzapper
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How cutesie!!!  Yellen's TA guys said try something right here in 1824-33 ya old bag.  Throw something up against the wall. 

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 15:35 | 5336476 ghostzapper
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PPT try and park this piece of shit above 1840 inside the crash channel and live to try again tomorrow.  1833 hit and broken maybe i'm not such a big dipshit for covering.  they can rip this thing 20 ES points in very short order.  they know they need it out of that channel to gain more momo monkeys. 

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 16:07 | 5336719 ghostzapper
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Right up to within the size of CNBC's ratings of that 1870 and back inside the channel.  Quite a few ES ticks heading in your favor on the zones/points I've identified just in the last week or so here. 

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 15:06 | 5336204 xcehn
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She left out the part about her sudden confidence in the odds of widespread US ebola outbreak.

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 15:08 | 5336223 T-NUTZ
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Ol Yeller is "confident".  well if that don't beat all.  I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it's time to start shorting the rips.

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 15:08 | 5336224 firstdivision
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Love the K-Hen selling Vol to boost this dogshit-show

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 15:09 | 5336237 Dungholio
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It's after 3pm.... where are the hedge fund margin calls???

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 15:13 | 5336253 jubber
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Dow has now bounced 240 S&P 36, Gold and silver losing all their gains

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 15:27 | 5336411 tradingdaze
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It's the New Normal

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 15:32 | 5336451 Overflow-admin
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Michael Mann GET OUT OF THE CHARTS!

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 15:37 | 5336496 Tsar Pointless
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You didn't think they would let this shit go down without a fight, did you?

If S&P 1815 had been breached, the next stop wouldn't have been until the mid-1700s THAT was not going to happen. Not today, not anytime soon.

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 16:03 | 5336702 Dr. Engali
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"If S&P 1815 had been breached, the next stop wouldn't have been until the mid-1700s THAT was not going to happen. Not today, not anytime soon."

 

 

Nope. Moved money out of bonds and nibbled on some small caps and energy today. Somebody puked up their positions today.

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 15:45 | 5336514 madcows
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look at that fucking ramp.  this thing will finish green.  from a 460+ point drop to a freaking green close.

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 15:45 | 5336566 Tsar Pointless
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NASDAQ green. If you're surprised, then you haven't been paying attention since March 2009.

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 16:09 | 5336683 greenbear
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.

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 16:11 | 5336764 Coletrane
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just...gotta....make it......

two ....more weeks.........

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 16:11 | 5336771 The worst trader
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500 pt up tomorrow,all is well nuthin to see here just great economics!

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 18:08 | 5337570 robnume
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I know how to get Yellen...take away her haz-mat suit! No soup for you, Janet!

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 20:29 | 5338334 fibonacci's claus
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yellen, take off your double cotton crotch granny panties and queef out some moar QE so we can buy moar stawks.

and i'll put you on a plate and sop you up like a biscuit.  lick dat plate clean

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