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It Begins: HazMat-Wearing Passenger Spotted At Airport
Last week we hinted at what was to come as Ebola fears spread across America. Today, we get confirmation. As The Daily Caller reports, one passenger at Dulles International Airport outside Washington, D.C. is apparently not taking any chances. A female passenger dressed in a hazmat suit - complete with a full body gown, mask and gloves - was spotted Wednesday waiting for a flight at the airport.
We particularly liked the JCPenney bag - maybe that's a new business line for the bankrupt retailer...
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On a side note, try Halloween stores if you need a Haz-Mat suit in a hurry...
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Better than being a day late and $ short.
RIPS
what does she do when she needs to use the rest room?
Depends
AD
No it's a full body condom.
Cums in handy
Its Miffed, for sure. She was jealous of the last guy's stunt.
"Coffee, Tea or Taze? Only .gov spooky people get to wear the official plague costume of the 21st century"
Dear Miff,
Can we just wear hospital masks when we walk around like they do in Asia?
Regards,
the living
Urgent:
Contamination Procedures:
http://www.fao.org/docrep/004/y0660e/y0660e03.htm
Clearly, she hasn't read The Hot Zone or The Jakarta Pandemic, or she wouldn't be in an airport waiting to get inside an airtight airplane with a few hundred people.
The JC Penny bag goes perfectly
Well its all CTD [circiling the drain] now, might as well enjoy the shitshow
Nice placebo. That outfit isn't going to stop a rainstorm, much less a virus.
MISTAKE.
She was just back from visiting Niagara Falls where she took one of those tacky boat tours
Could you imagine sitting next to this on the plane?
Breathing like darth vader.
I hope it filters her paranoid breath on the way out.
That mask will only help to prevent her from contaminating others.
Yeah, I've noticed that. Everyone is using N95 face masks and not P100 respirators. That N95 isn't going to do much, though better than nothing I suppose.
Tyler's,
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Well, there's the part of the respirator unit which I don't see and secondly, as that suits if fully sealed, transpiration and cooling will knock her off her feet if the trip takes more than 4 to 5 hours.
Ever wore one? Not that pleasant at all.
Her wrists are exposed. So all she has managed to accomplish is look like an idiot.
I think the more that's exposed, the more she looks like an idiot. If she had any smarts, she'd have a dozen more in that bag, could sell them to other idiots.
That's no hazmat suit. More like a rain poncho, N95 mask and some nitrile gloves.
LO Fucking L
That is pretty funny. Are those 3/4 sleeves CDC protocol?
pods
Of course its Ray Cyst to be against #Ebola don't you listen to Bawreck Obola? Repent NOW or be [re]educated </sarc>
Ive seen bathing suites with better coverage
Actually the exposed portion of her wrists acts as a vaccine.
Which is hilarious given her hands are the most likely way she would get contaminated. Escpecially with her arms resting on those ebola covered chair arms.
ebola is airborne. We are all dead, accept it and move along - nothing to see here.
She will sweat like a bastard in that thing.
But she will SURVIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;)
they have special apparatus for that!
http://www.purpleturtle.co.uk/acatalog/Whiz-Freedom-Ultimate-Pack-1957.html
ebola just a distraction. people won't believe it now, but in time it will be obvious.
Time again for ...
EBOLA IS A HOAX! IT’S LIBERAL MEDIA FEAR-MONGERING! NOBODY IS SICK WITH EBOLA IT NEVER HAPPENED. THIS IS THE TRUTH. IF THIS WAS A REAL PROBLEM THE NUMBERZZ WOULD BE SO MUCH HIGHER NOW111! BECAUSE IT IS GOING EXPONENTIAL BITCHES!! BUT NOTICE THERE ARE NO PHOTOS!!!!!!!! TOTAL HOAX FOR DUH SHEEPLES WHO ARE ASSLEEP. YOU CAN ONLY GET EBOLA (WHICH ISN’T EVEN REAL BUT IS A PLOT) FROM EATING FRUIT BATS AND MONKY MEAT BBQ AND HAVING SEX WITH MONKY LIKE IN AFRICA. EBOLA IS JUST LAME-STREAM MEDIA HYPE THAT WILL NEVER COME TO AMERICA AND IT’S THE FED ALSO TRYING TO CRASH THE ECONOMY !!LOL!!. IT'S ALL A CIA PLOT!!1 THE DOCTORS ARE IN IT FOR THE MONEIZ!! THE CDC AND WHO IS CORRUPT VACCINES CAUSE MENTAL ILLNESS AND THEY KNOW IT ON PURPOSE. THE FDA BANS RAW MILK BUT IMPORTS EBOLA LOLOLOLLLL! THERE IS NO EBOLA VACCINE EXCEPT FOR THE ELITES, AND THE VACCINE WILL MAKE EVERYONE STERILE SO BUG-OUT. THE FBI IS SPREADING EBOLA TO TAKE AWAY OUR FREEDUMS. IT'S SOCIALISM I TELL YOU THE END OF AMERICA THEY ARE IMPORTING EBOLA (WHICH IS A HOAX JUST LIKE 9/11!!) TO START THE DIE-OFF SO THE ELITES CAN TAKE OUR GOLD!!!!!!! AND GUNS!! IT’S A ZIONIST PLOT COOKED UP BY THE JEW-YORK FED ZIONIST COMMIES!!! WT7 WAS A CONTROLLED DEMOLITION AND A HOAX LIKE EBOLA AND AIDS! IT'S BEEN PATENTED AND WEAPONIZED BY THE CIA IN NIGERIA I KNOW A GUY WHO WORKED IN THE LAB. ALSO SAW IT ON DISCOVERY CHANNEL. IF YOU DON'T BELIEVIE ME THEN READ THE BIBLE IT'S ALL THERE. AL GORE THOUGHT THIS UP ALONG WITH HIS HOKEY STICK AND CHEM-TRAILS ARE REAL FROM DEMOCRATS. THE DUMBOCRATS AND THE LIBBBBERALS WANT TO KILL ALL HUMANS TO MAKE THE WORLD SAFE FOR SNAIL DARTERS SO WE GET GLOBAL-EBOLA-WARMING BUT IT'S ALL A FEAR-MONGERING HOAX WTFLOL!!1!!!1!!! TAKE VITAMIN-C AND YOU CAN'T CATCH IT BECAUSE EBOLA IS JUST LIKE SCURVY, AND COLLOIDAL SILVER IS ANTIVIRAL YOU SHOULD TAKE 100 GRAMS A DAY OF SILVER. A GUY GOT EBOLA AND CURED HIMSELF BY SMOKING POT AND DRINKING RAW MILK, THAT'S RIGHT, EXCEPT THE FDA. BUT ALL THIS IS A HOAX!11!! ZIONISTS THEY ARE LETTING AFRICANS COME TO AMERICA WITH FREE TICKETS AND THE TSA IS IN ON IT TO KILL US ALL OFF. PREZ OBOLA IS MURDERING US ON COMMAND FROM TPTB, BECAUSE HE IS NOT A CITIZEN SO IMPEACH!. HE'S FROM KENYA WHERE THEY WEAPONIZED EBOLA 50 YEARS AGO LIKE WITH AIDS. IS THERE ANY EBOLA IN ISRAEL NO THERE ISN;T BECAUSE ZIONISTS. AND NONE IN ICELAND EITHER AND YOU KNOW ABOUT THOSE GUYS THEY ARE LIZARD ALIENS. AND IT'S A GIANT HOAX DON"T FALL FOR IT!1!!1!!!eleventy! BECAUSE THE LIZARD SPACEMEN FROM THE GAS MINES AROUND URANUS THEY WANT OUR PRECIOUS BODILY FLUIDS!!11! AND GOLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Because.
Caps Lock is a lie too I guess....
this guy nailed it: 1)The populations of Liberia, Guinea, Sierra Leone are respectively 4.3 millions, 11.75 millions, 6.1 millions. Total combined population is roughly: 22.15 millions.
2)In these three countries where most of the Ebola victims have been identified, 8000 have been diagnosed and 4500 have died.
3)The populations of these three countries live in densely populated area, and lack adequate sewage systems in their neighborhood. Their healthcare systems are primitive at best. Their populations are exposed to infected corpses lying in street, infected family members and neighbors.
Analysis:
1)Even so we see a tiny fraction of .036% of the population getting infected and half of that dead over an 11 months outbreak.
2)So even living in these poor country, your chance of dying from Ebola is minuscule in an 11 months period.
3)With superior healthcare system, advanced sewage system in the US and Europe, the rate of infection and death should be even lower.
Ebola doesn't look so fearsome after facts are examined, is it?
E X P O N E N T I A L F U N C T I O N
Time to learn about infection R A T E S.
JFC - When disease comes through, everyone doesn't get sick at the same fucking time.
How long did the plague take to ravage Europe?
Just wait - Ebola hasn't even finished warming-up yet.
yawn... how many people was the "Swine Flu" supposed to kill again?
Oh yeah - it didn't happen then, so it can't happen now. That's great reasoning. Your critical thinking professor must be proud.
How many people did the Spanish Flu kill? How about Bubonic Plague?
By the way - how many degrees do you have in epidemiology and biology? My wife has two masters, one in biology and one in epi as well as a PhD in molecular biology with her specialty being virology (HIV) - and she's quite worried based upon her research/training.
If I'm going to tell her not to worry on your say so, she'll probably want to hear about your credentials.
It's all boring until one's family member coughs blood.
Well I hope you and your wife have fun wallowing in fear, "professor"
"Fear" is an evolutionary adaption that confers a survival advantage. I hope you enjoy flying along fat, dumb, and happy. It's a cheerful strategy - until the day it lets you and your family down.
FWIW - I do not think we're "wallowing" in anything - more like maintaining heightened vigilance and tightening up our preps just in case this gets really bad. We hope it doesn't get substantially worse, but we want to be prepared if it does.
And you know what - I actually sleep better at night knowing we've got our ass covered better than if we just said - fuck it - it can't happen to us.
Exactly. It can't infect everyone at once.
I find it funny how people post that only a few people in the US have been infected. How else is it going to start? It's going to start with 1 person, then 2 people, and so on. Right on queue.
But no one in Asia has been infected... not one person... 4.5 billion people... not one infected... but all of a sudden all the fascisct Western countries have cases popping up like a teenagers dick on his prom night... give me a fucking break... you idiots are probably scared of ISIS too
And 8 months ago only a few people had it in W. Africa.
Using your stilted logic there's no way it could now be increasing at 1k per week.
We agree on one point; .gov is more dangerous than Ebola. Together, they are more relentless than Himmler's organization. . . what was it called?
Xq there is good reason no one in Asia or Russia has not been infected: switched on labs to reverse engineer the patented ebola strain. Bring USA to the Hague for Crimes Against Humanity. Plus, Big Pharma would lose out. Google up the pharma industry in India and Thailand. Both countries have copied HIV meds and are giving them to their afflicted....for free.
No biz here for Big Phamra boys. Hillary tried bringing Thailand in line by having them pay "back profits to Big Pharma." The Tais agreed, but laughed like hell after her show departed Bangkok. Ebola is now being viewed as an AMERICAN disease to Asians.
People are about to get a painful, extremely expensive lesson in geometric growth patterns.
Here is a great classic worth watching: The Andromeda Strain [1971]
Like to game? Find this app: Plague Inc.
They do not fly or drive there like we do
That is a big variable you left out.
It's worth watching as boots-on-the-ground info:
http://www.vice.com/vice-news/the-fight-against-ebola
no dude. ebola is totally fearsome. look at Nigeria... it's totally depopulated now. just an empty place like Chernobyl. your facts are crap. you are a C.I.A. troll. the market is going to zero.
Good. Gooood.
No, he is using Commodore 64 from his underground bunker in Montana.
"YOU CAN ONLY GET EBOLA (WHICH ISN’T EVEN REAL BUT IS A PLOT) FROM EATING
FRUIT BATS AND MONKY MEAT BBQ AND HAVING SEX WITH MONKY LIKE IN AFRICA."
Too freaking funny cougar. You hit every trigger there is out there and a few I haven't heard of yet.
Trying to be an evil genius here, but only really getting to the evil part. It's fine, I'm a total slacker anyway.
Its the Ebola equivalent of the Kennedy Assassination disinformation/befuddlement campaign.
One more you might not have heard of:
Ebola only spreads so quickly in Africa because they do ritual washing of the dead bodies.
In more winded form in some German newspaper.
Subconscious propaganda towards the reader: Whew, we're safe because we don't touch dead bodies!
"Time again for ..."
LOL
-YOU SHOULD TAKE 100 GRAMS A DAY OF SILVER-
Is that in one bar or can I use dimes, they are a little easier on the rectum.
Was this a sarcastic post too: http://www.zerohedge.com/news/guest-post-big-print-coming#comment-2460267
No that was the real deal.
I swing both ways, so it pays to be really careful anytime you get around my particular groove.
Been enjoying your groove for years.
Strategic Troll is strategic.
Apparently only half of ZH bloggers know Cougar, or appreciate his/her sense of humor.
Too funny! It's healthy to poke fun at 'ourselves' (or our more paranoid elements) on occasion, even if in Monty Python style of Surreal Satire.
All quite true. And since you went to so much trouble to not assume anything, I will let you in on a secret being that the cougar is a "he" kind of animal who really is named after the cat. Read into that anything you like.
So you are a...middle aged man that seeks college aged boys for recreational activities??
ugh :/
Demon cat is demonic.
Be nice, it has no idea.
I haven't set anyone on fire in years. Honest. I am completely reformed, maybe.
YOU FORGOT FLOURIDE!!! YOU MENTIONED OUR PRECIOUS BODILY FLUIDS BUT FORGOT THE INTERNATIONAL COMMUNIST PLOT TO STEAL OUR PRECIOUS BODILY FLUIDS BY FLOURIDE AND NOW EBOLAAA~!!!!
FEED ME MANDRAKE...FEED ME.....
HEY THAT'S RIGHT I MISSED MENTIONING FLOURIDE I'LL ADD THAT FOR NEXT TIME. THX!!1!!eleventy!!
LOL
Next you will be saying Sandy Hoax was a hoax (where no one died!)
Stopped reading after the first sentence as all caps are the full retard mode.
The Goal w/a fake eobla is to get people lining up for the 'vaccines' - BOOM! Game over man
Cougar, this one is giving you good material here....
I stand on the shoulders of giants...
Is this what Hope and Change looks like?
First they ridicule you...
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liberals?
if you don't tape the seams your might has well be naked
someone needs to tell that guy: if you're going to go hazmat, do your homework 1st.
Not necessarily. You have to inhale wet spray from an infected person or have it land on an open cut or eyes.
You must be 'Merican, to be thinking in such binary, B&W terms. /sarc.
Seriously though, admittedly she's not Proofing herself against the virus, but she is reducing her RISK to exposure significantly.
Maybe it helps her peace of mind, and maybe she's making a political statement. In any case, she's getting 'noticed".
Use electrical tape - more sexy.
he/she needs a respirator, not sure I see one. And tape around the wrists.
and a brain
Tape around the wrists? Come on!
You can't roll up you sleeves if you have tape around your wrists....
Those suits have worked so well...
Burkas are optional, until required by law.
How freakin sad this has become. And orchastrated,no doubt. At that point, why bother taking the flight.
Can't wait for the first designer HazMat suit.
The Kardashians are already on it
Kim is still trying to source a bolt of DuPont CPF fabric big enough to cover her voluminous ass
you seem to forget, apparently, that Kanye was trying to market Leather Sweatpants...so hopefully he'll do something constructive and bring us fasionable Haz Mat
You can actually make your own designer HAZMAT suit of similar performance for the same or less money as the off-the-rack birth-control-fugly moonsuits...
Hers's what you need:
1) PVC Catsuit, hood and boots
2) black nitrile gloves (double layered)
3) Chemtape
4) M50 gas mask (properly sized and fitted w/ cartridge see below)
5) SCBA Rig and spare air tanks
How to prep:
1) Turn PVC stuff inside out glue and tape stitching seems to seal (wait till cured)
2) Put on suit, boots, hood, gas mask
3) tape any fabric joints and exposed zippers
4) put on SCBA Rig and connect regulator hose to M50 mask
5) enjoy your HAZMAT experience
6) when your air supply runs out after 45 minutes (assuming you didn't drop 5 figures on a rebreather assembly) you can switch to the normal "cartridge" on the gas mask before you suffocate (since it takes so long to properly decontaminate)
How to extricate:
1) Coordinate with buddy ahead of time, BE CAREFUL!
2) switch to normal cartridge on gas mask and remove SCBA Rig
3) have buddy spray you (and SCBA rig) down with 5% bleach solution or virucide and wait prescribed time for inactivation of anticipated biohazards
4) remove Chemtape and outer pair of nitrile gloves
5) repeat step 3
6) remove remove gas mask and hood, making sure not to make contact between externally exposed materials and your skin
7) remove catsuit, boots, and inner gloves with same caveat
8) pray to whatever higher power you do (or don't) believe in...
dup
dup
Designer Hazmat Suits, you day?
They would be designed and marketed in New York, Made in Ebolistan, sold by Amazon, and delivered by UPS.
That would be the American way.
Kan I haz mat suit?
I hope it's a short flight and she has a large bladder.
As someone up thread said, "Depends."
wrong type of face mask, one layer short of passable protection overall, will need to confirm ID at boarding so fuck.
Typiocally in a DPE you just pee into the suit and it pools in your leg, and you take a shower once you de-gown. If you are well endowed you can get it all to go into one boot which makes cleanup a little easier!
OK. That's just about enough out of you. :-)
Sadly he is telling the truth though. Its a dirty business, lol
I can confirm that...
Given how hot those suckers are, she will probably lose 10 pounds by the end of her flight.
what we are going to need is decantamination showers at each point of origin and destination
Whether they're sporting the latex or not...
Is that why they bought all those water cannon truck thingies. We thought it was crowd control for riots. Can you see getting off the plane then "Whooosh" with some bleachin' solution?
I can just see it now...
"All passengers from El Al flight 666 please disembark and step right into the Group Showers for 'Decontamination'."
;-)
Hahaha, maybe the total devastation of the airlines will finally get someone to act against the Ebola in Chief.
Obameda Strain, FORWARD!
'Obameda Strain'...I like it.
is that douchebag wearing gloves and still leaving his wrists exposed? not to mention using only a medical mask for facial coverage? good god, America really is full of idiots.
Idiots? I think you mean "informed voters."
Geez, if you are so fearful of Ebola that you'd fly like that, I can't imagine what you'd be flying TO that would be worth it...
There isn't one sight on this entire planet that I couldn't easily postpone seeing for a year or so.
My bet is that it's job related.
Relative in the hospital. I'll (likely) be flying again in three weeks. Sigh.
Just for info - perhaps 5/6 years back I worked with a guy who lived on the West Coast. He had some reason that he needed to wear a suit such as that pictured when he flew commercial. The company offices were on the East Coast. This guy was an extrememly valued employee and the owner often tried to arrange for his Challenger to pick the guy up. I've never seen anyone in such a suit at the airport or on board a plane - but there may be reasons other than ebola for that person's attire.
hilarious
The (non-colloidal) silver lining to this hysteria is that it has helped me to forget – however briefly – about Peaches Geldorf's tragic, early demise.
Damn you! Now I'll never make it through the day. Thanks for the reminder, not!
Pixie and I are not amused.
"if you don't tape the seams your might has well be naked"
Not true. Ebola is not "airborne" in the medical sense. To be called airborne, something must be able to travel through the air without a carrier. Ebola doesn't meet that standard because it rides on the back of water molecules (sneezing, coughing). Wearing A goofy outfit and not touching your face actually goes a long way for preventing this from spreading. Not touching your face is the biggest thing, and the person's mask helps with that issue. She can't touch her face unless she removes her costume.
Itchy noses suck. Always.
Which she will do later, then wipes her ebola covered wrist across her sweaty face.
What the hell do you know about it? Only what they tell you. Have you ever looked at ebola under a microscope? Go down to the Dallas hospital where they took the first asshole monkey fucker and stand outside 40' from the building and take deep breaths for 10 minutes...lol....Capt.Dr.Spungo. No fuckin way says I.
"Ebola doesn't meet that standard because it rides on the back of water molecules..."
Have you forgotten that air contains a lot of water vapour, as much as 80% in many climates.
Humid air is the carrier you are looking for.
I would consider getting an Ebola suit and walking around downtown…. But my downtown is in Detroit and the residents would just take my Ebola suit.
I spy a central theme for halloween costumes in a few weeks..
which sucks because normally the best part of halloween is its an excuse for all the girls to dress like sluts.
You said you were never coming back here, that you were done with this site. So? Why are you here?
10/10/2014
"Literally never coming to this garbage site again."
The withdrawals must've been too painful.
hahaha..
yes its an addiction
Obama mask under the haz mat suit FTW
re: the bitch on the plane. how long until the O2 runs out and the cunt suffocates?
re: halloween. if i had money to waste http://www.tombanwell.com/plague-doctor-masks-etc/
TRICK OR TWEET!!!! Is that a Ebola bama costume? CDC, ABC, NBC, Kiss your ass goodbyeeeeeee!
oh i loves your costume; Let me see you Ebama Dance, and whats the password? Vomit?
Your so PC, so Liberal, so Progressive, probably a Teacher, tell the kiddies 1, 2, 3 COUGH.
Morons and Idiots in Govt...
Hmmm Dulles Airport ( Washington DC 's Internatinal Arport) plus let's not forget the CIA is about 25 min drive from there
Crisis actor?
http://youtu.be/hh4yp07UKEg
The Ebola-Bama suits, free with your Ebama phone, and Snap Card; ( after deductibles) on you HCA Health CARE Plan; Medicaid? free Illegal Alliens? you get a kickback.
EBOLA BAMA LUBE EXTRA
Super sad.
Business idea's.
"Hazmats to Go"
"HazMats drive-in"
"HazMats R us"
"HazMat, don't leave home without it".
Mmmmm.
Ebola laughs at your hazmat suit! Bwaaahahahahahaha!
What a maroon!
An American, not US subject.
"It's not what you think. I have Ebola and she was helping me sponge bath it away."
We could have fun at other people’s expense.
Make-up a batch of official looking CDC postcards. (Don’t use your printer if it prints the yellow tracking dots.)
Distribute these postcards throughout your neighborhoods.
Something like, “Please stay in. Your area is under CDC Quarantine. Do not circulate in the general population. Everything will be OK so don’t freak-out or panic.”
One person will report to the news possibly forcing Obama onto the screens stating the postcards are a hoax… which will lead to more confusion.
Now that is space monkey material right there.
meh, I got this.
http://www.fxeyes.com/fxstore/shop/item.aspx?itemid=87
What a hoot.
This clip from Airplane sums up that picture perfectly!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uJSgZYUnQn0
Cheap garbage bag only capable of withstanding kleenex $1.19 bx of 12
Long Johns from china probably coated with that thin poison plastic spray that only washes off after 142 washes $12.49
Chepest gloves on the planet (tear if you look at them) $.99 bx of 50
Feeling safe because you haven't got a clue and are able to hide fat cow foods and stinks. .......rips fart .... aaaah..........
,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,Priceless!
TICKER SYMBOL PLEASE!