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It Begins: HazMat-Wearing Passenger Spotted At Airport

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Last week we hinted at what was to come as Ebola fears spread across America. Today, we get confirmation. As The Daily Caller reports, one passenger at Dulles International Airport outside Washington, D.C. is apparently not taking any chances. A female passenger dressed in a hazmat suit - complete with a full body gown, mask and gloves - was spotted Wednesday waiting for a flight at the airport.

 

Source: The Daily Caller

We particularly liked the JCPenney bag - maybe that's a new business line for the bankrupt retailer...

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On a side note, try Halloween stores if you need a Haz-Mat suit in a hurry...

 

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Wed, 10/15/2014 - 15:21 | 5336338 Hohum
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Say Ebola symptomatic carrier spews body fluids on the suit.  What then?  Does she have a protocol?

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 15:22 | 5336351 edifice
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Come on, that's a poncho with housecleaning gloves and a dust mask. What's wrong with this site?

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 15:36 | 5336488 syntaxterror
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President Shitdick will just ban hazmat suits AND bullet proof vests.

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 15:53 | 5336574 yellowsub
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Hope she can hold it in for the entire flight, she's exposed at the wrists.

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 15:49 | 5336582 giggler321
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I knew buying a breaking bad suit would be fashion some day.  Those blue sweets in the pockets might not get eatern though.

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 15:53 | 5336628 Falconsixone
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I think ebola needs to be tested on the uber rich (rothschilds/rockefeller/gates/buffet/power brokers/face cunts obah etc) if they have secret cure they wouldn't get it, if they brought it with them from their home planet they wouldn't get it. Either of those senerios they can be burned as witches and if the get it they die. So any way it's sliced they're dead and we can start fixing the mess they've made. 

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 16:36 | 5336974 Last of the Mid...
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umm I have my ink pen I'm allowed on the flight, Is it alright if I punch a tiny little hole right here, by your nose?  oops, didn't mean to I was just joking. sorry

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 18:18 | 5337638 robnume
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I can see this lady's exposed skin between her gloves and where the wrist cuff of the "suit" ends. Yeah, she's safe!

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 19:31 | 5338024 cooperbry
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The world has gone full retard !

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