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Meanwhile, At Global Central-Planning Headquarters...
An artist's impression of the panic currently gripping global central-planning headquarters. Courtesy of Victor Leonardi.
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Just because Lagarde flashed her fanny?
Arrogance still reigns, they're deep in denial and still believe they print their way out of any crisis
Elsewhere: liberal actor Brad Pitt says he's owned guns since kindergarten! http://tinyurl.com/jvryxft
RUMBLE!!
Marketwatch is broken, Bloomberg is broken...oh shit, what is a sheeple with all his money in a 401k to do?
Gold, bitchez. And guns and bullets and beans and water! And Ebola-proof masks.
Meanwhile they're gonna take this fucker green. Just watch.
Damn, Helmet Head is third from left.
I did not realize she was THAT old.
climb up and out of those windows and JUMP, you thieving, treasonous, socipathic, scumbags!!!
I love the smell of napalm in the morning...
the Fed/CP'ers around the globe are toasting themselves. they did it. they conned the world into believing all was well. wall st profited as stocks tripled. and when bears threw in the towel, wall st dumped. now, a real correction begins. the fed, ecb, etc accomplsihed their goal. they fucked the peasants and sent trillions UP the ladder. enjoy the meltdown in stocks that will soon hit.
Angela Merkel dancing half naked in underwear:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b2yjhau66lM
*** WARNING YOU CAN NOT UNSEE THIS ***
You are a bad man! Have one of Christina Kirchner? That might at least be watchable?
Christina Kirchner is only is watchable from a considerable distance.
You either need glasses or you're a homo.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYummA0Bdbs
The Federal Reserve IS the Pentagon...
Long Serta, Safes & Tragic Boating Accidents, bitchez.
Look for ATM outages, 50x the "normal" amount of flash crashes and other Matrix glitches - and inevitably the pain machine grinding bone marrow.
The Central Banks while trying to coordinate action to stave off (through pure, outright manipulation) the inevitable smack down, will inevitably make it 10x worse.
p.s. - Rumors of two more Ebola cases NOT in Dallas, but another major U.S. city. I will post link if/when it's affirmed. ALSO, WHO document leaked theorizing that Ebola can be carried AND TRANSMITTED by vectors that are NOT symptomatic.
There are a lot of cases arcoss the country that don't seem to be reported:
1 - What happened in Jacksonville?
2 - 3 in Dallas, not two, but no one is talking about the third, the boyfriend, or they figure this dosent count for some reason becuase it was inevidable?
3 - What happened to those 5 middleeastern guys in boston? Even if it's just MERS it's news?
4 - What happnend in Phoenix?
5 - What about the guy in Stony Brook?
6 - If the tests take 24 - 48 hours, and have to be done twice, how are the CDC guys "clearing" cases so quickly?
That's just of the top of my head.
Don't forget that:
7) As of this morning, CDC still doesn't have a "fast test" confirming Ebola infection with less than a 38% error rate;
8) Official mortality rate from current strain of Ebola virus was mysteriously hiked to 70% from a previous "official" 50% in just the last several days (this is profound for many reasons, not the least of which is that it casts doubt on all official statements and statistics).
They are trying to make us scared, and convince us they have it under control at the same time.
While normally I might take that as a sign that things are 'out of control', in this case, I take it as transparently showing their intent.
There's no such thing as a small crisis any more. Why? Because they LET small crises spiral out of control, before the public demands "something must be done".
One time, I saw a video of a guy dying from rabies. Haven't seen the Ebola equivalent, but hard to believe it wouldn't have been filmed yet.
Check this vid out of an article from Liberia. They have caught people dumping formaldehyde into the villager's wells and they say drinking the poisoned water causes ebola-like symptoms.
http://sgtreport.com/2014/10/busted-formaldehyde-dumped-in-liberian-water-wells-causing-ebola-like-symptoms/
the article in question, from liberian newspaper: http://www.liberianobserver.com/security/breaking-formaldeyde-water-alle...
I see Draghi, Merkel, Yellen and en-guard Lagarde up front, and Bernanke up high & dry, smiling in the back.
You're damn right they will.
That was yesterday, a POMO Tuesday... Today it's a blood-in-the-streets day...
POMO just aint what it used to be.
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"oh shit, what is a sheeple with all his money in a 401k to do?"
They will be sent to camp. There, decision made!
Next.
"Things are going to get worse before they get a lot worse."
-Lilly Tomlin.
I've got this, I've got this, I've got this....... Err, no I don't...
Run bankster run! There's nowhere to hide.
Gartman must be buying today...
A Guy that works with me who laps up the CNBC and thinks he is informed for doing so said, "Did you hear Warren Buffet said now is a good time to buy?"
"You can run, but you'll just die tired".
Funny thing about Brad Pitt, he's never really been on the big liberal Hollywood bandwagon, he's always just gone to the "required" fundraisers and such, but they keep a big distance from all that bullshit for the most part!
In Hollywood, they call that "closet libertarians", and there are many more of them every week, now that Obozo has been confirmed beyond any doubt a complete fraud and joke!
Awesome picture from the liberation of France from Germany in WW2. What a great metaphor.
I was really interested to know what the picture was. Is there a way to see the original I am unfamiliar with it or what terms would I put into a search engine?
Right click the image then go to "Search Google for this image". When I did it the serach linked to a foreign website, so I repeated the process from that website. Eventually it came up with English sites.
TY Cangaroo.TNT! You've taught me a new feature/function on the interweebs today
Guns don't kill people, Hollywood Action Heroes kill people.
gobernments kill people; at least get the right answer.
Well they did print the S&P back to -10 from -40 this morning.
before this day ends we will see if they can print it green
liberal
Guns
Sounds like a CEE EYE AYE bot to me
Pitt has a WWII tank movie coming out, "Fury" in next few days, doesn't want to limit his market.
After the movie makes money, Angelina will make him grow a vagina and say, "I had guns, but wasn't that into it. My oppressive father made me kill animals and go to church".
They have both been consistently on record as being very pro-gun. Too bad they aren't anti-Zionist.
Just look at the action on her matched set of guns. It also looks to me like she may have had her mag well tuned.
Those darned holster straps cut off all the important circulation though.
Listen.
American whore movie "STARS" cut off all of "MY" circulation.
But I guess you exceptionalist seem to luv them like long time, ya?
I reckon the average American is as good as the average cow poke from anywhere else. Why you try pick fight on me? I no you emeny.
Refer to your own screen name in this situation.
Listen.
Do as you say not as you do. Right? Gotcha!
OH! From India!
Well, personally I would have stuck it out with Jennifer Aniston. Methinks she was a little prude when she was younger and Jolie had mad cocksucking skills. But Aniston has aged like a fine wine and really embraced her sexiness. Checkout
Horrible bosses: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yUyapMufgpE
Meet the millers: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fi3dyvP0l_k
Even my wife got turned on during these haha
aniston does nothing for Zhuge Liang... ugly face, covered with hair and make up.
yeah that anorexic bitch is so good she can throw curveballs...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lGZQi3ODB-U
She may be past her Due Date, but not past her Do Date. Ask Brad.
They have both been consistently on record as being very pro-gun. Too bad they aren't anti-Zionist.
LOL, be an anti-Zionist in Hollywood?
if i'm not mistaken, angelina pretty much touts the neocon version of reality.
yep, read a little book on the French Revolution http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/1406522139/ref=oh_aui_search_detailpage...
In remembering reading it, that even the most noble of men will succumb to the temptation to print more and more fiat. Today there are no such noble men, so you can draw your own conclusions.
And don't forget, "power to the people" is a really, really, bad idea.
Let 'em eat ebola cake.
"That's the trouble with Democracy...
Eventually, you run out of 'other' people to kill."
Seriously, who hasn't owned guns since grade school? Oh right, those people who are afraid of screwdrivers, hammers, and other tools.
When they are finished fixing up the world's economic problems, they can transition to solving the Ebola pandemic problem, once they put on white lab coats.
And if they had some ham, they could have some ham & eggs, if they had some eggs.
QUINCE!! where the fuck is quince? i'm tired of Yellen!
Must see: in a mainstream Russian talkshow on the First Channel (the most popular state television channel in Russia) the guests debate openly debate dedollarization and urge Putin to flip the bird to Obama. This was aired right after the main TV news journal on prime time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aGuuorNhzWw
(w/ English subs, click on forth button on the bottom right to turn them on)
@LULZBank:"Just because Lagarde flashed her fanny?"
FYI, for the American readers... a Fanny means a different body part in British English than in American English. LULZBank used the British version of Lagarde's "fanny" being flashed. Useful for double-entendre text/speech. Nudge, nudge, ;-) ;-)
Cheers for the education Captain :)
ALL IS WELL!!!!!!
DON'T PANIC !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'll see your "DON'T PANIC", and raise to "DON"T WORRY BE HAPPY"
Not to worry, the Vogons will be along shortly to destroy earth to make way for the new interstellar off-ramp for this galaxy... Don't forget your towel...
I cant believe that for a few seconds there, I thought we had a very good chance of going green today. WTF
There is always 3:30
The Fed invisible pimp hand remains strong.
And there is always 4:20.
and also the 5:10 to Yuma
I'm pretty sure there's people out there who are looking green as we speak
Everything is back to normal.
For a brief moment there it looked like it might be happening. Dollar and stocks getting crushed together, PMs catching a real bid ... and then they quickly shut it down.
We'll know it's really happening when bonds get crushed along with the dollar and stocks for the trifecta. The real end will come with a complete repudiation of the reserve currency and all US assets.
Yup noticed that too...for a split second, I thought it was happening, and just amazed how quickly they had tamed the damage....well lets see if they can do it for the entire trading day...but I am amazed...its like watching Dog Whisperer and how that guy Cesar tames a rabid doberman just by choking the leash....fuckin insane.
All I gotta say is "Hell of a time for a PPT pee break"
Give those guys some bottles to pee in.
Heard they were "war gaming" it at the FED.
"Tower 2 has been hit"
"Wait is this apart of the NORAD drill?"
"This is no drill"
"Wait, what, I thought this was just a drill. Who is your supervisor"
"Who is your supervior"
"Are you talking to me? I just asked you that!"
or maybe it's like ghost whisperer and jennifer love hewitt calms the raging spirit.
Errythang uh b awight!!!
ha
PPT....time to get busy. /s
"Bankers and CEO's first to the lifeboats." - Yellen
first to the lifeboats...
Where can a person get some decent reporting on the state of the AIG hearings from last week? It just seems wrong to have to go to a video report put out from Google / Yahoo / CIA / NSA. Or am I to suppose days like today speak for themselves?
just wonderin'
Wasn't the Presdient just giving a speech last week about how great the economy is?
you mean " how great golfing is ..... "
his economy is great! Crony throwing money at him. His cabinet gets 8 figure jobs. His fund raisers are $50k a plate. He has a trillion dollar slush fund. Though I suspect the democrats losing about every race...does put a damper on the cronyfest!
They may lose quite a few seats. There is no Black president running this year so the free shit army will stay home.
Ouch.
That hurt.
IRS audit coming in 3 ... 2...
You mean its not????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
A grifter's gotta grift.
Yes, I believe that was Pelosi's big idea.
Is that NYC or has central planning been moved to Belgium?
Lagarde is a woman?
The only woman in that picture is Bernanke. I saw her in the carnival side show just the other day.
You witnessed proof s/he's a woman?
I'm sorry.
The bearded woman - freak show tent
yeah she has a tranny vibe. not that there's anything wrong with that...
Bless ZH. Every one of them.
Great tea and crumpets, Mutti.
Smiling and crying.
I believe ugliness lies ahead. I love the way it is always being kicked out a year or two and never going to happen tomorrow. It is as if we can't handle what is coming at us and need more time.
For a long time I have been trying to develop a scenario for a market "super crash" and a reasonable map that would arrive at such a situation. Below is an article looking at how it could happen sooner rather than later.
http://brucewilds.blogspot.com/2013/01/flash-crash-on-steroids.html
Good post.
Undo, Redo, Undo, Redo, Undo........Buy, Sell, Buy, Sell, Buy........
Hey boss, I think I need a new keyboard. Nothing seems to be working.
Don't think this deflationary collapse isn't part of the planners' plan.
With ten years of defaltion, collapse, default, contract abrogation, etc - the bankers will be able to collect their collateral - and so will end up with all the real assets. They actually need a deflationary depression and economi collapse every now and again - else theres no way for them to seize everuyones homes, businesses, factories, state parks, city monumnets, etc. etc. etc. That's why they build a "boom-bust" machine.
but but but banks aren't in the business of owning homes...............
You're right, that's a job for Blackrock...
They don't want the assets...not physically. That's the whole point of monetizing everything...to put it into a seizable form so they can steal the value without the the bother and expense of physically holding the asset itself..
Deflation makes that harder and harder for the type who wants to skim value, but it works pretty good for those who buy because they actually DO want the asset.
This Ebola thing is getting out of hand. It's time for the adminstration to send out Susan Rice to all the TV news shows to blame another youtube video again. Forward!
Imagine the message that we could send these morons by making a conscious decision to reduce our purchases for the month of November to the minimum.
Could we spread the word, crush retail sales, and break their control?
That would imply that enough people were conscious.
Its not happening untill the bankers start practising flying out of the windows without parachutes.
Isn't that action associated with Risk? There is no Risk on WS
Stealing from WB.....be careful!
Contract negotiation time....
Boeing is planning on delivering there newest Helicopters this week. Larger payload.
US Fed is the Lead Firm/Beta client. Actually only planned customer, but EU is interested.
Get to your computer! The feds starting a new QE!!
Black & White Exposure ... indeed !
There must be a lot of flashing red lights at the plunge protection team headquarters.
Going green bitchez!!!
Bet they wished they could get their Philboyd Studge now!
“Those who hold the reins of government are not able to solve the problem of moral corruption, poverty, pauperism, and increasing crime. THEY ARE STRUGGLING IN VAIN TO PLACE BUSINESS OPERATIONS ON A MORE SECURE BASIS.”
-Ellen G. White
so, close at 1830 or 1880? if we can't turn this around today, seems like the biased might finally be turning down.
One press conference is all it takes to revert back to SURGE MODE.
Meh, plunge protection team in action in 3,2,1...
Old Saying: "A woman can run faster with her skirt up than a man with his pants down."
Where is Uncle Joe? What about Ker/? Now we know why he has the long face....he is a dufus...
SELL SELL SELL
TURN THOSE MACHINES BACK ON!
TURN THOSE MACHINES BACK ON....
Just buy DUK
If I may have a moment, here, on the heels of "Orange is the new Black":
Red is the new Green
60 is the new 40
Dow 12,000 is the new Dow 17,000
ISIL is the New Al-Queda
Germany is the new Japan
USA is the new UK
Carry on and Don't Picnic!
I thought Khorazan was the new Kardashian?
Stretch golfing slacks...
Now with Khorasan to keep their shape while floundering in water hazards.
Yeppers..I bet its green by the end of the day....crazy moves...crazy train...que Ozzie
RUT was amazing today.
Its like energizer bunny.
Bullshit and more CNTRL-P are their only options; more of the former of course. In their worldview it's all the little people's fault.
www.traderzoo.mobi
Is that a black swan flying by? It will be something!
No need to panic....
In the meantime planeloads of West Africans infected with Ebola headed to the US for free treatment.
Ah, the open border policy is serving the global planners well.
I was wondering where that missing Malaysia Airlines jet went.
PPT BTFD FU
William Dudley of the NY Fed and the Plunge protection team are active before the November election. Obama's party must win at all cost. Keep the media quiet about further Ebola cases on the east coast and the midwest until November.
"Keep the media quiet about further Ebola cases ... " ? On the contrary, (they aren't doing anything to stop Ebola) they want to orchestrate a pandemic scare campaign to drive the unsuspecting masses to line up at clinics offering free vaccine injections containing Mercury, Aluminum and other deadly goodies that shorten life expectancy, how else will they ever meet their $ocial $ecurity obligations ?
Obolacare for the elderly.
"Are you retired?"
"Yes"
"Over there for your innoculation."
"Next?"
Are you retired?"
No, I'm still working."
"Get the fuck outta here."
"Next?"
Nothing says absolutely fucked like not being able to hand out a copy of the U.S. Constitution on a U.S. college campus!
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=4d8_1413336332#1kOZmBpVhSbFQ8Ab.99
Really disturbing.
"Free speech zone" is a Newspeak term if there ever was one, a true abomination.
Worth reposting.
I believe this General just confirmed what this guy from Border Patrol was spouting last month!...
I don't know how Secret Chimps going to put a lid on it at this point?...
Gettin kinda interesting folks!
It certainly seems like a hole large enough to sink the U.S.S. Titanic to me.. Dreaming of Ebola?
I assure you this is nothing like what is actually occurring. Calmness prevails as we revise past month's metrics upward.
So, at what point does a dynamic, complex system shrug off any and all attempts to control it? We must be getting close to that tipping point...
http://olduvai.ca
lol Bernanke