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What Options Are Left For Central Banks?

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Submitted by Charles Hugh-Smith of OfTwoMinds blog,

Central banks have reached a fork in the road.

Never before have quasi-omnipotent financial gods had so few powers. A lot is being written about central bank policies now as the Federal Reserve ends its primary quantitative easing (QE) program and the limitations of central bank easing become increasingly apparent in Europe and Japan.

Let's start by listing the tools central banks have on hand. Strip away the fancy footwork and econospeak mumbo-jumbo, and what's left is:

1. Offer cheap credit to the banking sector, the idea being that the banks will use the free money to make loans to households and businesses. These new loans would inject the central banks' new money into the real economy.

2. Buy bonds to push interest rates down and buy mortgages to support the housing market.

3. Provide unlimited liquidity so banks and key financial institutions facing a liquidity crunch have a lender of last resort.

The basic idea here is that central banks provide a buffer against financial crises. When short-term loans come due and the borrower has run out of cash, rather than slip into insolvency they can borrow short-term money from the central bank.

The ability to push down interest rates is helpful as a buffer when credit-tightening and fear of defaults push interest rates up enough to choke off normal lending.

What happened over the past six years is that central banks have moved from providing short-term buffers to being the saviors of the government, economy and asset markets. This is an extraordinary transformation, and it's the core reason why central bank policies are now failing to move the needle: they were designed to serve as short-term buffers during crisis and the resulting recession, not permanent props under government borrowing, the financial sector and the stock, bond and real estate markets.

Every conventional analyst expected the global economy to recover quickly after the central banks provided the usual buffer. But they were wrong; the structural problems stemming from financialization--excessive debt, leverage, risk and opacity--coupled with near-zero oversight and perverse incentives have wreaked havoc on economies around the world.

On Monday, I suggested central banks would resort to buying stocks to prop up the stock market: Will the Fed Let the Stock Market Crash Before an Election? Reports suggest central banks and states are already buyers of equities, either via proxies or via public pension funds that have increased their ownership of equities.

Central banks have reached a fork in the road. The policies have the past six years-- jawboning, i.e. talking up the power of the central banks, buying bonds and shoving new money into the financial sector--have reached diminishing returns. The public's once unbounded faith in the efficacy and power of these policies is waning, and now central banks face open skepticism.

One path is to admit the limits of central bank powers. This is tough to do when you've been glorified for so long, but the honest confession of the limits of making short-term buffers into permanent policies would force governments to deal with the issues that have been avoided for the entire six years of central bank free money.

The second path is to start buying assets en masse. With jawboning and easing both discredited, there really is nothing else the central banks can do to support asset prices and keep the thin veneer of a healthy economy from peeling off.

The third choice--continue jawboning and launching yet another failed easing program--will only further discredit central banks and their policies.

 

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Wed, 10/15/2014 - 13:59 | 5335543 Rememberweimar
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The Central Counterfeit ears will do what the Pentagon tells them to do...

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 14:00 | 5335566 fauxhammer
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We are so forked

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 14:02 | 5335582 Beam Me Up Scotty
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They still have the Helicopter Option.  The masses of sheep will think its mana from heaven, all of the dollars dropping into their laps.  They won't have a clue why they still can't afford to buy food and fuel though.

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 14:04 | 5335613 Latina Lover
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Time for full, in your face, fascism,  Ukie Style.

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 14:12 | 5335668 TruthInSunshine
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Federal Reserve "Bank" alone has 4.43 trillion FRN balance sheet already.

Then there is the ECB, PboC, BOE, etc.

Good luck & Godspeed.

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 14:16 | 5335708 Rememberweimar
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Ebola doesn't travel. People travel.

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 14:56 | 5336127 CHX
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* Cough, cough, sneeeeeeze *

 

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 15:42 | 5336547 giggler321
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Going long DLAR - all that business shortly coming their way.

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 15:47 | 5336569 El Oregonian
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FIRE! FIRE! FIRE! in the Federal Reserve's movie theatre...

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 14:20 | 5335740 RiverRoad
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Musical Chairs at the Banksters Ball:  They dance 'til the music stops.

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 13:05 | 5347449 Debt-Is-Not-Money
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Shut down the Federal Reserve "Bank" and cancel the debt.

Obama doesn't have the balls- maybe the Wookie does?

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 14:13 | 5335679 RaceToTheBottom
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CBs are so Ebola'ed

And therefore, we are so Ebola'ed

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 14:23 | 5335777 Croesus
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I don't suppose "Jump off-of the nearest tall building" is considered viable? 

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 14:08 | 5335650 JRobby
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If it happens, spen these $$ wisely.

Provisions

Storable Energy

Home Defense

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 14:10 | 5335654 Zhuge Liang
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war, with staged ebola outbreaks to distract and stupify the sheeple.

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 14:14 | 5335671 Chupacabra-322
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URGENT: Pass along.

Decontamination Procedures

http://www.fao.org/docrep/004/y0660e/y0660e03.htm

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 14:27 | 5335831 gatorengineer
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Fed / US has a bunch more options.

1) direct asset purchases

2) more infrastructure

3) one time direct payments to consumers (say 5k to every member of the FSA)

4) bunch o batshit crazy stuff people havent even thought of

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 15:21 | 5336345 in4mayshun
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All options have big time repercussions now. More easing risks lighting a fire under inflation which could finally let precious metals break loose which in turn would force either the dollars demise or an increase in interest rates, which would be suicide for the FED.

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 14:13 | 5335684 ShrNfr
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Not a knife thing to say in the least.

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 14:34 | 5335915 ZH Snob
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a good start would be Dr Jim Willy for fed chairman.

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 14:02 | 5335595 Pooper Popper
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What Options Are Left For Central Banks?

 

How about Dirt Naps for every Fucking one of them......

 

and their little dogs to!

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 14:33 | 5335878 ZH Snob
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What Options Are Left For Central Banks?

 

suicide?

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 14:44 | 5336014 rubiconsolutions
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< --- Jim Crater

< --- Jim Cramer

 

Booyah!

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 13:57 | 5335545 LawsofPhysics
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Who cares, the only option/hope for 99.9% of the planet is to execute the paper-pushers/moneychangers and return to sound money.  nothing changes otherwise.

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 14:00 | 5335561 SHEEPFUKKER
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yup

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 14:07 | 5335630 Jacksons Ghost
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Preach on!

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 14:12 | 5335672 CHX
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All it takes is about 5-10% sleepers of the 99.9% to wake up and exchange some fiat for sound money.

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 13:58 | 5335547 NEOSERF
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There is always another option...double down.. or in other words, say whatever you need to.

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 14:26 | 5335812 gatorengineer
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like when shit gets serious you have to lie

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 13:58 | 5335550 linniepar
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Print moar fiat!

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 13:58 | 5335551 alexcojones
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Gold Standard?

Oh wait; you would have to have some gold, right?

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 13:58 | 5335552 linniepar
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Print moar fiat!

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 14:09 | 5335657 forwardho
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You and I are familiar with the definition of insanity.

Keep comming back.

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 13:58 | 5335555 linniepar
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Print moar fiat!

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 13:58 | 5335559 linniepar
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Print moar fiat!

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 14:00 | 5335563 NEOSERF
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Look East to Japan young man...you will find your answers in the power of printing...

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 13:59 | 5335564 Bell's 2 hearted
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Options left?

 

Get the broom and dustpan.  Stand aside.  Wait for partiers to leave/pass out

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 13:59 | 5335565 BigJim
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 One path is to admit the limits of central bank powers. This is tough to do when you've been glorified for so long, but the honest confession of the limits of making short-term buffers into permanent policies would force governments to deal with the issues that have been avoided for the entire six years of central bank free money.

The second path is to start buying assets en masse. With jawboning and easing both discredited, there really is nothing else the central banks can do to support asset prices and keep the thin veneer of a healthy economy from peeling off.

The third choice--continue jawboning and launching yet another failed easing program--will only further discredit central banks and their policies.

Number two is my bet.

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 14:04 | 5335608 Bell's 2 hearted
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not now ... maybe later

 

FR done all it could.  Needs to let things reset ... which will force congress to DO SOMETHING ... obviously, we're in (or very close) to next recession.

 

$trillion deficits (again) will provide plenty of ammo for FR to buy

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 17:22 | 5337271 jal
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The second path is to start buying assets en masse.

Its only worthless money and it isn't my money

Buy! Buy! Buy! Buy! Buy! Buy!

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 14:01 | 5335574 STG5IVE
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So that's it?  They're just going to keep propping up things forever?

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 14:00 | 5335577 madcows
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When things get really bad, you just need to tell some lies.

IMF - everything is getting better

EU - the technicals are getting better

FED - Green shoots abound

Hookers and blow for everyone!

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 14:20 | 5335736 Beam Me Up Scotty
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So, if the WHO is telling us there might be 10,000 cases a week of ebola in Africa by December, does that mean its really 100,000 a week?  Or a million?? 

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 14:24 | 5335805 madcows
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that means its 10,000 a week right now.  lies and halftruths and obfuscations

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 14:35 | 5335920 Zadok
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Or 10 but fear abounds so go get your anti Ebola shot that is tainted with the real plague of choice...just say'in.

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 14:38 | 5335922 Zadok
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Silly phone, duplicates are for kids.

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 14:37 | 5335925 Zadok
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Duplicate, bad phone!

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 14:01 | 5335585 NEOSERF
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Perhaps the Chinese and Russian hackers are starting to use the malware they have been loading for years...

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 14:02 | 5335586 Dr. Engali
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Bring out the helicopters and start dropping FRNs. The steeple will buy plenty of iGadgets then.

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 14:23 | 5335780 Beam Me Up Scotty
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That will be one of their last tools IMO.  Buying stawks can only do so much to stimulate the economy---which it hasn't.  They will use that tool to pacify the sheeple for a bit longer---they will think they are getting something for nothing.  Of course they will blame everyone who runs a business that they are gouging people, when in reality, the business will probably be losing money.  When the second cup of coffee you buy at the restaurant costs more than the first one, you will know we have a problem.  Food and fuel will still cost more than the average millionaire will be able to afford.

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 14:01 | 5335587 silverliberty
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They only have two weapons.

1. Print paper IOU's

2. Mystically determine interest rates.

This is all they can do.  Since they've moved interest rates to ZERO, now they are just a one whores act.

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 14:09 | 5335655 AdvancingTime
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You nailed that one. Currencies are IOUs, glorified and pretty pieces of paper printed and handed out by governments. Whether because of modern printing options or in an effort to thwart counterfeiters most of us will admit countries have raised the bar concerning the appearance of their currency.

This has almost become a full blown beauty contest and taken our minds off what is really behind these pretty little tokens. A piece of paper with great power, based only on faith, they are mere promises of stored value and wealth, and the value of these promises can change in an instant. With this in mind currencies may not be the best place to store your wealth. The article below delves deeper into currencies as a great "Trojan horse" for governments to fleece the average citizen of their wealth.

 http://brucewilds.blogspot.com/2014/10/currencies-are-ious.html  

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 14:31 | 5335868 madcows
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when i work, i EARN a dollar.  That dollar has the value of X hours worked.  When the FED prints dollars, those dollars have no EARNED value.  They go into the circulation with my EARNED dollars, thus devaluing my Earned dollars by amount put into circulation.  it really is disgusting, isn't it.  If somebody worked for it, and the FED paid them, then i'd really not have a problem with it.  But, to print it, and hand it to the banks or the Gov is shameful.  The banks just sit on it (that takes a lot of work), and don't lend it out.  this is a back door form of recapitalizing the bankrupt banks.  the Gov on the other hand just hands it out to people.  shit loads of people who aren't working... collecting ssi, collecting ss, collecting food stamps, ebt, rent assistance, heating assistance... hell, government contracts are handouts paid with borrowed money.  fucking criminal.

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 15:18 | 5336314 Beam Me Up Scotty
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Another form of stealth tax, or another form of slavery.  Take your pick.  Either way your labor is being devalued for someone else's benefit.

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 14:02 | 5335591 Tasty Sandwich
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Well, if they told the truth most people wouldn't believe it anyway.

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 14:03 | 5335594 Stu
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in other news....

 

 

Saudi ex-officer forms liberation movement for Arabian Peninsula

 


A former Saudi army officer has announced the formation of a movement aimed at unseating the Al Saud dynasty in Saudi Arabia.

In a video message, Dakheel al-Qahtani declared “the establishment of the Arabian Peninsula liberation movement,” noting that it “aims to begin a revolution in the Arabian Peninsula in order to topple the government of Al Saud…[and] to uproot their rule.”

He also called on the people in the kingdom to begin a popular uprising against the regime “for the sake of a nation destroyed by Al Saud corruption.”

Qahtani further denounced the Saudi regime’s “dirty” foreign policies which “are working against the interests of the nation.”

The ex-officer took to task the Saudi regime for its support of the US-led invasion of Iraq in 2003 and the finance of extremist Takfiri groups in Syria, noting that the Al Saud family supported the 2013 military-backed coup in Egypt which ousted former president, Mohamed Morsi.

“Al Saud does not represent the people of the Arabian Peninsula; they are the invaders and occupiers of our land,” he said.

 

http://www.presstv.ir/detail/2014/09/27/380239/saudi-exofficer-set-to-to...

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 14:12 | 5335680 NotApplicable
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Putin will be pleased.

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 14:14 | 5335700 SAT 800
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Oh, good, just what we need; peace and stability in the Arabian Peninsula.

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 14:15 | 5335704 SAT 800
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Oi Vey !

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 14:16 | 5335716 silverliberty
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You don't get it.  The Saudi's are leaving the USD for their oil.  They are cozying up with Russia and China.  This is the US striking back with yet another CIA coup. 

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 14:21 | 5335768 SAT 800
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Whatever.

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 14:36 | 5335891 BadDog
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Actually, that is a good point and one that we should keep in mind in the days ahead. The USA and SA are like two rings that are beginning to seperate.  There is less and less overlap of common area as they pull apart and then..pop

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 16:13 | 5336777 BorisTheBlade
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Qahtani sounds like a Persian name, perhaps it is a Shia uprising backed covertly by Iran.

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 14:03 | 5335603 NEOSERF
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Thank God the beige book is out with calming and uplifting words...phew that was a close one.

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 14:08 | 5335647 silverliberty
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The Soviets had a beige book, too.  Damn, all this time I thought it was reckless printing of currency, government interference in the markets and artificial interest rates that destroyed economies.  It is actually Beige Books, who are the culprits.  Who knew!

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 14:12 | 5335675 SAT 800
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Damn; that's a nice picture at the article head; so that's what a Fork in the Road looks like ? been wondering about that for years.

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 14:03 | 5335610 hankwil74
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The Dow could drop 2000 more and it wouldn't even be a blip. It's still up a ton from the lows of 2008. Wake me up when it breaks 11,000.

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 14:04 | 5335614 alexcojones
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Stocks down 400, silver up a nickel.

Sounds about right in a Bizarro world

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 14:13 | 5335687 SAT 800
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All the shorts just got killed on the NYmex Silver Market; go look at the daily chart at Kitco.com. It's pretty amazing.

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 14:05 | 5335616 bigbucksr
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option 4: create a fictitous crisis (ebola)/false flag event and blame the tanking of the economy on it

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 14:14 | 5335697 NotApplicable
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Hey now! Enough with the spoilers. We paid a lot of money to watch this production, and we deserve to be on the edge of our seats.

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 14:06 | 5335620 Bill of Rights
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Buffet news?

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 14:07 | 5335626 AdvancingTime
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It appears the central banks of the world have made the crux of their existence a balancing act. You can almost imagine these bankers standing atop a fence. On one side lays a field of inflation and on the other a deep pit of deflation.

A new round of easing by central banks to combat a slowdown in growth may again be in the cards but do not be surprised if this time it is less successful. The magic of this policy is losing its luster. More on this subject in the article below.

http://brucewilds.blogspot.com/2013/11/central-banks-try-to-balance-on-fence.html

 

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 14:24 | 5335802 Tinky
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"A new round of easing by central banks to combat a slowdown in growth may again be in the cards but do not be surprised if this time it is less successful. "

Yet another penetrating insight. Keep 'em coming, Bruce – your website is likely to be snapped up by Yahoo! any day now.

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 14:06 | 5335627 Raoul_Luke
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The problem with the world economy is the problem with the US economy.  By that I mean the US has been the economic engine of the world economy for 100 years.  Then we elected the "you didn't build that" President and we've been sinking ever since.  Yes, the big problems started on Bush's watch (and some even earlier than that).  But the bottom line is that we've been in a quasi-depression for the past six years...and we didn't lift a finger to reverse the decline while the FED propped up the economy...and that's all on Barack Obama.

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 14:12 | 5335669 10PastMidnight
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with all due respect Raoul, this shit been fucked for centuries, obummer never had a chance to scheme near this much BS, although he tries.

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 14:18 | 5335728 NotApplicable
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I'd say the problem started 100 years ago with the act that allowed the US to be the economic engine of the world.

Who knows how many centuries of demand was pulled into the 20th?

The idea that the problems just started in the last twenty years is laughable. Even Nixon found himself between a rock and a hard place. But hey, it worked for him didn't it?

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 14:07 | 5335637 MaxMax
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The CB's will print by any means they can think of.  There is no plan B.

 

From a couple years back, a Zerohedge Poster (not me).

"Hope you didn't put much money on that bet, Dawg. These fuckers are going to print hard enough to wake the dead. They'll print like mo'fos, print like mad men, print like fly pimps. Print until their eyes bleed. They will print via the swaps, via bank bailouts and mergers, via fixed Treasury yields, via real honest-to-God negative interest rates, via loans to banks on no collateral, via payroll tax reductions, and in the end via actual fiat paper instruments which they might very well drop in bails from actual mutherfucking helicopters. They will not give two figs what anyone thinks. Here is why. Because this is the Goddamned end of it my friend. There is no accounting beyond this point. There will be no history of it. No one to take notes of rates of exchange, or of the graft and violence, nobody to worry about the deficit or the GDP or the national debt of any nation large or small under the blazing Goddamned sun. End. Of. It. Does anyone bitch about how Rome totally debased their coinage at the end? Hell no. But whoever did it had enough to hand and grabbed some land with a nice vineyard and sat back and waited for the Middle Ages to start 700 years further on. And that's what a singularity is about. Anything that passes through is striped of all meaning. Nothing we think is important now will remain so beyond the event horizon. Nobody will remember, nobody will write about it, nobody will be held to any standard. Ever for evar. So yeah, they'll print like the mad crazed terrorists they are. Because they have nothing to lose, and maybe something to gain. Maybe a dollar. Maybe a day. Maybe a slim chance to escape with some of the loot. Whatever the fuck advantage they see in it, for themselves and their elite crap wanking buddies, they will full-on-full-time-fucking do it to advantage. Watch for it, Dawg. It's totally on this time, on like Donkey Kong. And when the dust is settled in a generation hence it's going to have become another unbelievable episode among the ages of men."

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 14:28 | 5335844 Professorlocknload
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Clear 'nuff.

They'll print until each new buck brings zero return to GDP. Then they'll turn off the lights and expatriate.

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 14:08 | 5335640 jacship
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Bring Gasoline down to 1 USD

That and That alone

Will bring the Field of Dreams

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 14:09 | 5335648 10PastMidnight
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Jump

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 14:10 | 5335656 medium giraffe
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Trading forecast for upcoming Thursday session:

"CBOE who...? Halted what? Look pal, I think you've got the wrong number, I don't have your money."

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 14:09 | 5335658 JRobby
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Liquidity Trap

No One Escapes

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 14:10 | 5335660 VWAndy
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 Stop pretending they are interested in fixing it. This is just how they want it to work. They have the ability right or wrong to run it any way they so choose.

Its not the lies its that we fall for them.

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 14:13 | 5335689 10PastMidnight
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to a point, but lets not forget they need x amount of morons to keep the show going and from where i sit the awakened mass is growing.........

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 14:20 | 5335739 p00k1e
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Exactly.

Everyone, just keep donating, I mean contributing to your 401K.  We're talking about your retirement after all...  but only the money you can afford to lose. 
 

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 14:24 | 5335800 RiverRoad
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That's right.  Clap for Tinkerbell.

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 14:11 | 5335662 xcehn
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The next chapter of QE is under cover of disease and war. The final prop to executing the greatest stage of theft in human history.

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 14:11 | 5335670 SillySalesmanQu...
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Stick a fork in them banksters, make sure to poke them in the eye to see if they're done...

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 14:11 | 5335677 Jack Sheet
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Fuck the Prudential full screen popup.
Fuck ios8 that disabled adblocking on all iPad browsers,
Fuck Apple.

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 14:20 | 5335757 NotApplicable
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Of course, Android sucks just as bad. I'm getting really close to rooting my tablet and putting Linux on it.

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 14:21 | 5335759 Racer
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You use an Apple product???

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 14:13 | 5335683 Spungo
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We don't even need a gold standard. Just stop printing fucking money. We can keep most of the current system in place. Still use dollars, use the same paper, the same banks, the same lending standards. Just stop printing. It's that simple, but it won't happen until it's too late.

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 14:15 | 5335703 10PastMidnight
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so we just need to ask the career criminals to stop stealing? why didnt i think of that.

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 14:16 | 5335702 Iam Yue2
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The notion of a "fork in the road" is both too old school narative and too generous.  The road has been blown up.

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 14:20 | 5335741 10PastMidnight
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there never was a road, that's the true context.

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 14:25 | 5335809 p00k1e
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Back To The Future "we don't need roads"


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=flge_rw6RG0
Wed, 10/15/2014 - 14:17 | 5335715 netpounder
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Is that a silver or gold fork?

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 14:20 | 5335718 khakuda
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It should be quite obvious that the market is a entral bank steroid addict now.  QE isn't even over in the U.S. and it is begging for more juice.  And btw, the government buying stocks (owning the means of production) is better known as socialism.

 

Bernanke's essay, "Deflation, making sure it doesn't happen here" should have been called "Capitalism and Free markets, how to destroy them"

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 14:18 | 5335724 lasvegaspersona
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When you reach a fork in the road...take it...Yogi Berra I believe....seems like appropriate advice for today's markets.

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 14:22 | 5335784 SAT 800
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Yeah; yeah. You're right. Yogi Berra. That's too funny.

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 14:20 | 5335746 devo
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a. Price fix gold much higher

b. More QE

c. Negative interest rates

d. Some other scam we/they haven't thought of yet but will by Oct 29th.

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 14:21 | 5335753 Batman11
Batman11's picture

Central Banks have only one tool in their toolbox - cheap money.

The only question for Central Banks:

How do we throw money at this problem?

 

 

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 14:31 | 5335871 TheReplacement
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Don't forget the old shave and a haircut, two bits.

Haircuts and let's make the customers pay a fee for us stealing their savings while we're at it.  Thievery is hard work and we deserve to be compensated for it.

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 19:44 | 5335756 RaceToTheBottom
RaceToTheBottom's picture

Print Moar Fiat paper and this time bypass the banks and go to each of the citizens directly.   

Every breathing voter gets 10,000 $, no better, 100,000$ in increments spread over a year.

/s

 

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 14:23 | 5335785 Keltner Channel Surf
Keltner Channel Surf's picture

Well, if Evans or Dudley came across such a fork, why, they'd just sit themselves down and have a nice big piece of apple pie

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 14:27 | 5335819 p00k1e
p00k1e's picture

In case you missed the memo, The Helicopter is called “S.S. Disability Check”.  

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 14:29 | 5335855 youngman
youngman's picture

With todays antics...you can see that they are not going to allow Gold and Silver to be a safe haven anymore.....they want everyone to run to treasuries....they need to sell trillions more and that is where they want people to run to.....they have trashed gold and silver

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 14:39 | 5335867 Bruce
Bruce's picture

Governments always want money to spend on whatever foolish plans they can conceive, but without raising the ire of the citizens of the nation. In early times, gold and silver were money and kings and rulers could not wage war, or spend recklessly without it, else the peasants would revolt. This is tricky business, but now it can be done for a time by sleight of hand with the complicity of the banking interests and fiat currency.

 

However, as history shows, this always ends badly. There is no beating around the bush here. The End Game for this folly will be an ultimate collapse of the entire system. History repeats. The end result is always the same. We are not there yet, but closing in. Congress has abdicated their control of money creation and limiting debt per the US Constitution and have given it over to a band of thieves. What was set in motion in 1913 will be the end of empire and the destruction of a nation.

 

The following quotes are timeless, and apropos.

 

"Fiat money eventually always goes back to its
intrinsic value - zero" – Voltaire

 

"Gold is money, all the rest is credit" - JP
Morgan testifying in Congress in 1912

 

"Permit me to issue and control the money of a nation,
and I care not who makes its laws." - Mayer Amschel Rothschild,
International Banker

 

“That is what our money system is. If there were no debts in
our money system, there wouldn’t be any money.” - Marriner S. Eccles, Chairman
and Governor of the Federal Reserve Board

 

“I have had men watching you for a long time and I am
convinced that you have used the funds of the bank to speculate in the
breadstuffs of the country. When you won, you divided the profits amongst you,
and when you lost, you charged it to the Bank. ... You are a den of vipers and
thieves.” - Andrew Jackson, 1834, on closing the Second Bank of the
United States; (unabridged form, extended citation)

 

“When a government is dependent upon bankers for money, they
and not the leaders of the government control the situation, since the hand
that gives is above the hand that takes. Money has no motherland; financiers
are without patriotism and without decency; their sole object is gain.” - Napoleon
Bonaparte

 

"The issue which has swept down the centuries and which
will have to be fought sooner or later is the people versus the banks." –
Lord Acton

 

“And remember, where you have a concentration of power in a
few hands, all too frequently men with the mentality of gangsters get control.
History has proven that. All power corrupts; absolute power corrupts
absolutely.” – Lord Acton

 

"There is no means of avoiding
the final collapse of a boom brought about by credit (debt) expansion. The
alternative is only whether the crisis should come sooner as the result of a
voluntary abandonment of further credit (debt) expansion, or later as a final
and total catastrophe of the currency system involved." - Ludwig von Mises

 

“Money is a new form of slavery, and distinguishable from
the old simply by the fact that it is impersonal, that there is no human
relation between master and slave.” - Leo Tolstoy

 

“You cannot spend your way out of recession or borrow your
way out of debt.” - Daniel Hannan, Member of the European Parliament

 

“The American Republic will endure until
the day Congress discovers that it can bribe the public with the public's
money.” - Alexis de Tocqueville

 

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 14:31 | 5335880 Bruce
Bruce's picture

Governments always want money to spend on whatever foolish plans they can conceive, but without raising the ire of the citizens of the nation. In early times, gold and silver were money and kings and rulers could not wage war, or spend recklessly without it, else the peasants would revolt. This is tricky business, but now it can be done for a time by sleight of hand with the complicity of the banking interests and fiat currency.

However, as history shows, this always ends badly. There is no beating around the bush here. The End Game for this folly will be an ultimate collapse of the entire system. History repeats. The end result is always the same. We are not there yet, but closing in. Congress has abdicated their control of money creation and limiting debt per the US Constitution and have given it over to a band of thieves. What was set in motion in 1913 will be the end of empire and the destruction of a nation.

The following quotes are timeless, and apropos.

"Fiat money eventually always goes back to its
intrinsic value - zero" – Voltaire

"Gold is money, all the rest is credit" - JP
Morgan testifying in Congress in 1912

"Permit me to issue and control the money of a nation,
and I care not who makes its laws." - Mayer Amschel Rothschild,
International Banker

“That is what our money system is. If there were no debts in
our money system, there wouldn’t be any money.” - Marriner S. Eccles, Chairman
and Governor of the Federal Reserve Board

“I have had men watching you for a long time and I am
convinced that you have used the funds of the bank to speculate in the
breadstuffs of the country. When you won, you divided the profits amongst you,
and when you lost, you charged it to the Bank. ... You are a den of vipers and
thieves.” - Andrew Jackson, 1834, on closing the Second Bank of the
United States; (unabridged form, extended citation)

“When a government is dependent upon bankers for money, they
and not the leaders of the government control the situation, since the hand
that gives is above the hand that takes. Money has no motherland; financiers
are without patriotism and without decency; their sole object is gain.” - Napoleon
Bonaparte

"The issue which has swept down the centuries and which
will have to be fought sooner or later is the people versus the banks." –
Lord Acton

“And remember, where you have a concentration of power in a
few hands, all too frequently men with the mentality of gangsters get control.
History has proven that. All power corrupts; absolute power corrupts
absolutely.” – Lord Acton

"There is no means of avoiding
the final collapse of a boom brought about by credit (debt) expansion. The
alternative is only whether the crisis should come sooner as the result of a
voluntary abandonment of further credit (debt) expansion, or later as a final
and total catastrophe of the currency system involved." - Ludwig von Mises

“Money is a new form of slavery, and distinguishable from
the old simply by the fact that it is impersonal, that there is no human
relation between master and slave.” - Leo Tolstoy

“You cannot spend your way out of recession or borrow your
way out of debt.” - Daniel Hannan, Member of the European Parliament

“The American Republic will endure until
the day Congress discovers that it can bribe the public with the public's
money.” - Alexis de Tocqueville

 

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 14:31 | 5335886 SillyWabbits
SillyWabbits's picture

They could put cronies in positions at all the levers of power and do anything they want.

What they won’t want it to help the masses, because that is socialism, and they will want to help the rich because that is stability.

This is not rocket science ….. its embezzlement!

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 14:33 | 5335895 kchrisc
kchrisc's picture

What options?

Same as it ever was: More theft.

An American, not US subject.

 

"My bank said that I wrote a bad check and charged me $55. I sent them back a note saying that the check was for materials for my guillotine and to come and get the $55."

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 14:34 | 5335897 Bruce
Bruce's picture

Governments always want money to spend on whatever foolish plans they can conceive, but without raising the ire of the citizens of the nation. In early times, gold and silver were money and kings and rulers could not wage war, or spend recklessly without it, else the peasants would revolt. This is tricky business, but now it can be done for a time by sleight of hand with the complicity of the banking interests and fiat currency.

However, as history shows, this always ends badly. There is no beating around the bush here. The End Game for this folly will be an ultimate collapse of the entire system. History repeats. The end result is always the same. We are not there yet, but closing in. Congress has abdicated their control of money creation and limiting debt per the US Constitution and have given it over to a band of thieves. What was set in motion in 1913 will be the end of empire and the destruction of a nation.

The following quotes are timeless, and apropos.

"Fiat money eventually always goes back to its
intrinsic value - zero" – Voltaire

"Gold is money, all the rest is credit" - JP
Morgan testifying in Congress in 1912

"Permit me to issue and control the money of a nation,
and I care not who makes its laws." - Mayer Amschel Rothschild,
International Banker

“That is what our money system is. If there were no debts in
our money system, there wouldn’t be any money.” - Marriner S. Eccles, Chairman
and Governor of the Federal Reserve Board

“I have had men watching you for a long time and I am
convinced that you have used the funds of the bank to speculate in the
breadstuffs of the country. When you won, you divided the profits amongst you,
and when you lost, you charged it to the Bank. ... You are a den of vipers and
thieves.” - Andrew Jackson, 1834, on closing the Second Bank of the
United States; (unabridged form, extended citation)

“When a government is dependent upon bankers for money, they
and not the leaders of the government control the situation, since the hand
that gives is above the hand that takes. Money has no motherland; financiers
are without patriotism and without decency; their sole object is gain.” - Napoleon
Bonaparte

"The issue which has swept down the centuries and which
will have to be fought sooner or later is the people versus the banks." –
Lord Acton

“And remember, where you have a concentration of power in a
few hands, all too frequently men with the mentality of gangsters get control.
History has proven that. All power corrupts; absolute power corrupts
absolutely.” – Lord Acton

"There is no means of avoiding
the final collapse of a boom brought about by credit (debt) expansion. The
alternative is only whether the crisis should come sooner as the result of a
voluntary abandonment of further credit (debt) expansion, or later as a final
and total catastrophe of the currency system involved." - Ludwig von Mises

“Money is a new form of slavery, and distinguishable from
the old simply by the fact that it is impersonal, that there is no human
relation between master and slave.” - Leo Tolstoy

“You cannot spend your way out of recession or borrow your
way out of debt.” - Daniel Hannan, Member of the European Parliament

“The American Republic will endure until
the day Congress discovers that it can bribe the public with the public's
money.” - Alexis de Tocqueville

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 14:39 | 5335976 Otto Zitte
Otto Zitte's picture

Find the Preview & Edit buttons

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 14:58 | 5336156 SillyWabbits
SillyWabbits's picture

It is sort of axiomatic that the current batch of human beings seems to feel they are unique, living in unique times, under unique conditions.

In actuality, the only uniqueness are the tools which are utilized in the practice of accumulating “wealth” surreptitiously.

The most unique thing about America is the gall that we will not become another Europe, via multiculturalism and electing dual citizens to run our country.   

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 14:35 | 5335928 skbull44
skbull44's picture

Again, I am reminded of what the late Michael Ruppert argued in the 2009 documentary Collapse: "Certain things are inevitable right now. FDIC insolvency I will tell you is coming. Insolvency of the Federal Reserve is coming. The Federal Reserve can go bankrupt. T-Bill defaults. We're looking at major bankruptcies, starvation, dislocation, all these things are already on the way. Everything is going to breakdown."

http://olduvai.ca

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 14:38 | 5335953 insanelysane
insanelysane's picture

To sum up as to why this time is different.

Previous times: FED action pumps up stocks and somehow economy pumps up so pumped up stocks aren't over valued.  :-)

This time:  FED action pumps up stocks, economy doesn't pump, stocks over valued.  Boom.  :-(

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 14:41 | 5335981 BullyBearish
BullyBearish's picture

They are playing the only option they have left:

Keep the people distracted and scared (Ebola) so they won't get angry enough to revolt while the market tanks, the economy fails and the freebies disappear.  Remember, the same players are running every component of this $hit show.

 

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 14:47 | 5336040 10PastMidnight
10PastMidnight's picture

only down 285 now, yellen must be fitting her big girl panties up as we speak.

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 14:48 | 5336044 SickDollar
SickDollar's picture

lets stop the BS :you know what , just  send a paycheck to each citizen in the country  for the Next 12 months and call it

QE-R01:(Qualitative Easing- Rest01)

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 14:53 | 5336100 CHX
CHX's picture

Option 1: Print

Option 2: Print even more.

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 15:00 | 5336175 pragmatic hobo
pragmatic hobo's picture

is hari-kari an option?

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 15:06 | 5336209 Chuck Knoblauch
Chuck Knoblauch's picture

The right hand has done everything possible to help the left.

The institutions are fine.

But you're fucked.

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 15:07 | 5336220 SillySalesmanQu...
SillySalesmanQuestion's picture

It's 3:00 and Janet told Kevin and the PPT to buy with both fists, anything and everything for the last hour ramp.

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 16:25 | 5336883 A82EBA
A82EBA's picture

That is some serious coin being skimmed off the top of rigged s&p lately

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 16:38 | 5336977 Dingleberry
Dingleberry's picture

Print.

You're welcome.

Next question....

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 18:09 | 5337585 Dre4dwolf
Dre4dwolf's picture

How your central bank works.

The founding principals of all central banks revolve around the three "P'S" of banking.

Namely:

 

  • Print
  • Pillage
  • Plunder

 

 

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 18:23 | 5337672 andrewp111
andrewp111's picture

What is left beyond financial asset buying? The Fed and the ECB could finance big infrastructure projects designed to create jobs. The Federal fiscal authorities of Congress and the EU Commission are fiscally deadlocked. So, these CBs could invite State governments and private companies to commit to big infrastructure projects, and the CB could buy up all the revenue bonds for these projects. Want high speed vacuum tube trains? Mr. Yellen could finance it all. New roads and bridges? Check. 2 outer beltways around DC? Check. HOT lanes all the way up and down I-95? Check. Bases on the moon to mine helium-3? Check. Oil drilling in Antarctica? Check. New nuclear power plants? Check. Grandiose laser fusion projects? Check.  Instead of just backing mortgages, the Fed could back small business loans. The Fed could buy up foreclosed properties directly, instead of just buying the mortgages. The Fed could buy gold. It could finance new technologies to get at gold deep within the earth inaccessible to current mining techniques. I could go on and on.

Wed, 10/15/2014 - 20:39 | 5338395 Farqued Up
Farqued Up's picture

Or they could shut down their operations and admit failure, things would then straighten out. The financial types would have to become productive at something. Long live anarchy! No more government sanctioned belligerance at all levels!

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