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Caption Contest: America's Independent, Unbiased Media

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Because every banana republic democracy deserves its fair, impartial, independent and objective media.

  • On the left: Arthur Ochs Sulzburger, Jr, owner of the New York Times
  • On the right: Tom Glocer, CEO of Reuters from 2001 to 2011, director of Morgan Stanley, Merck, the CFR; founder of Angelic Ventures, LP
  • In the midle: Lloyd Blankfein, CEO of the NY Fed Goldman Sachs

h/t @RudyHavenstein

 

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Thu, 10/16/2014 - 15:39 | 5343000 The man with po...
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Doing God's work no less.

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 15:40 | 5343015 X.inf.capt
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the 3 plagues

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 15:42 | 5343034 knukles
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That was taken by the same camera that sees the UFos, ghosts and demons.  Vigilant Citizen should pick this up. 

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 15:46 | 5343047 Divided States ...
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Are all those muthafuckas Jewish? Just asking

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 15:49 | 5343062 X.inf.capt
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THE INSANE CLOWN POSSE!

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 15:52 | 5343092 Pool Shark
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Squid Pro Quo

 

 

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 15:53 | 5343102 X.inf.capt
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wow

+1

we have a winner!!!

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 15:56 | 5343126 Anusocracy
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Three prominent examples of H. sapiens psychopathicus.

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 16:00 | 5343142 economics9698
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The money counterfeiter laundering a few million to keep the two dufus moron cousins afloat.

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 16:04 | 5343164 Troll Magnet
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Whose Bar Mitzvah is this?

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 16:06 | 5343174 Divided States ...
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Probably one of the JOOGLE founders Brin or Page. and move over GS, here comes JOOGLE.

http://www.marketwatch.com/story/google-outspends-goldman-sachs-in-polit...

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 16:07 | 5343178 Manthong
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“We’re all dumber than a bag of rocks, but we have no ethics and we won Algore’s life’s lottery”.

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 16:10 | 5343194 Gen.Ackbar
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It's a Trap!

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 16:35 | 5343265 COSMOS
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Stop being 'anti-ceramic' dude, that is racist.  Go read Anne Frank's diary whenever you feel that you have been cheated or ripped off by dual citizens.

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 16:34 | 5343317 I am more equal...
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We do three-way rapes even on Sunday.

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 17:57 | 5343831 Troll Magnet
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Or one of only a million or so Holocaust Really Happened For Real We're Not Lying movies written, produced and directed by Jews.

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 07:29 | 5345628 SoilMyselfRotten
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If the dude holding up the bunny ears chose to instead use his index finger and pinky it would have been a nice pair of horns 

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 16:36 | 5343328 wee-weed up
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Where's the 4th Stooge, Jamie Dimon?

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 16:44 | 5343408 Keyser
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Ah yes, the fourth horseman of the apocalypse... 

 

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 23:39 | 5345111 MontgomeryScott
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I'll stick to the topic of coming up with a caption for the picture.

"I bet you never thought that dressing up like MEN would be so FUN, girls!"

 

Come to think of it, where IS jamie Dimon? The globalist bitch missed out on a GREAT photoshoot session.

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 16:37 | 5343331 remain calm
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A limp penis between two numb nuts.

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 18:55 | 5344103 Againstthelie
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You mean the pamphlet partially written with a ballpen before the ballpen was mass produced and available in Europe?

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 16:43 | 5343397 Keyser
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One trick pony? 

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 16:09 | 5343187 Anusocracy
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It's a Barbarian Mitzvah.

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 16:37 | 5343264 COSMOS
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What about the Robertsons who own Comcast and NBC, or Sumner Redstone of Viacom, or Rupy Murdoch etc...of course all of Hollyweird and so on and so on.  Then there is Ronald Lauder who owns CME which owns 50 some odd TV and radio stations in central Europe.  And Ronnie Baby is head of the World Jewish Congress.  But hey its not a conspiracy, it just happens.

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 18:40 | 5344025 Anarchy 99
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Shit happens ;-)

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 16:26 | 5343266 Squid Viscous
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but Hitler was wrong...???

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 16:44 | 5343293 COSMOS
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All I know is Victoria Nuland is responsible for thousands of dead women and children in Eastern Ukraine, and that she bears an uncanny resemblance to Annie Frankie in their school photos.  I shudder to think how Annie would of turned out 'if' her story is really real.  That diary sure reads like a Hollyweird script.  Bet you those three monster squids in that pic sure looked like cute innocent kids when they took their elementary school pics.

Here is a picture of Blankfein

http://histclo.com/imagef/date/2010/02/feigl01s.jpg

The next one is a good one its titled 'Don't Shoot, I only Steal and Kill when I get older'

http://www.thecornerreport.com/media/blogs/links/aaashabbybeyondbelief.jpg

 

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 16:44 | 5343419 Keyser
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His hair must be covering the horms in that pic... 

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 16:29 | 5343283 Squid Viscous
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need more History Channel brainwashing, stat!

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 15:55 | 5343108 nope-1004
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Minnie me wearing a pink tie to hide the fact that he's gay?

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 16:03 | 5343150 X.inf.capt
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GET INTO MY BELLY!

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 16:24 | 5343261 Squid Viscous
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Lloyd's not gay, just likes the occasional cock in his rectum...

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 16:33 | 5343299 sandman.s
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Hahaha, you made me laugh on that one.

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 18:02 | 5343852 scaleindependent
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Scuid bono?

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 15:50 | 5343075 Dr Strangemember
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Is that a fuzzy likeness of Bigfoot in the background?  Just asking.

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 15:56 | 5343122 RaceToTheBottom
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This is a Muppet sponsored event.

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 16:22 | 5343260 DetectiveStern
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All that money and such shit suits.

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 17:31 | 5343674 assistedliving
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what does it say about ZH when 'joos...mf'ers...kill em all' are

+100 and -2? 

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 22:19 | 5344874 COSMOS
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I dont know but the body count in Eastern Ukraine is in the thousands, and Nuland is of the attitude fuck them all, especially innocent women and children blown up to bits so +100 on ZH is not bad.

I hear the 'assisted living' in Jewish old age homes is pretty good as they are living off stolen pension fund money from the gents.

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 21:37 | 5344761 Amerikan Patriot
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Youre "just asking" because you're an anti-semite, Bob. 

(Just sayin').   :-)

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 22:15 | 5344870 COSMOS
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Just cause Bob doesnt put a small ceramic plate on top of his head  doesnt make him 'anti-ceramic' Dual Citizen Patriot ahhahah

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 22:34 | 5349576 Equality 7-25-1
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No, but they are all lawyers.

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 15:44 | 5343038 Big Corked Boots
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add in Ed Quince and you got the 4 horsemen of the apocalypse.

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 16:17 | 5343229 Honey Badger
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It's Wabbit season (spoken in an Elmer Fudd voice).

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 15:51 | 5343086 JRobby
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Trio of evil

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 17:11 | 5343570 Stumpy4516
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They are all jewish.

Where is Francis Sawyer?

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 21:38 | 5344765 Amerikan Patriot
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They're all Jewish and you're still as dumb as a box of rocks.

Your point?  :-)

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 15:47 | 5343060 order66
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"Guys, do you REALLY get econ releases 1 second before everyone else?"

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 15:51 | 5343087 Dr Strangemember
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Do rabbit ears make Lloyd sexier to the other two pukes?  I wonder what those three were doing 15 minutes after that photo shoot?

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 16:13 | 5343203 Ms. Erable
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"We'll tell you everything you (giggle) need to know. You can (chuckle) trust us; we're here to (guffaw) hel... hel.. (gasphowling laughter) help... BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!"

"Fuck, Lloyd, how do you do this with a straight face?"

"Muppets make me smile."

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 16:42 | 5343304 Pig Brotha
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All hail to the 3 cheesepopes

RIP FS

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 23:52 | 5345131 MontgomeryScott
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"All hail to the 3 cheesepopes

"RIP FS"

I didn't realize that Francis Sawyer coined the term 'cheesepopes'. Knowing HIM, though, he was probably referring to 'head cheese' (the smegma that builds up in the head of an uncircumsized penis if not washed after sexual activities).

In a hushed voice, in a closed room in a sub-basement, several levels above the subterranian vault that holds the religious and golden artifacts of the last 6,000 years, a true believer gets on his knees, and genuflects, repeating the Mantra that has been repeated to him:

"His name was Francis Sawyer."

 

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 17:16 | 5343596 clade7
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Caption?

 

"Great idea!  Lets do it and hand it to Chris Matthews!  He will drink it and think its warm Liebfraumilch!  The last time I pissed in a wine glass at a party, it was balanced on Greenspans bald head!

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 17:47 | 5343759 CASTBOUND
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my buddy's ex-wife makes $80 hourly on the computer . She has been fired from work for 7 months but last month her pay check was $19252 just working on the computer for a few hours. see here http://goo.gl/yioYBZ

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 18:44 | 5344046 ILLILLILLI
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This is where the link leads:

https://chaturbate.com/

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 15:39 | 5343001 agstacks
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Fuck those guys.

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 15:40 | 5343010 SandiaMan
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Larry Curly and Moe

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 15:40 | 5343014 Kaiser Sousa
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KILL THEM ALL.

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 16:51 | 5343472 COSMOS
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But but, they were such cute innocent little kids before...

http://www.thecornerreport.com/media/blogs/links/aaashabbybeyondbelief.jpg

Just keep looking at their baby pics only.

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 16:53 | 5343479 Kirk2NCC1701
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But first you must bring... a Shrubbery!

Nice, not too expensive, with a part down the middle.

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 00:23 | 5345195 MontgomeryScott
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Kill 'em ALL?

FIRST, you've got to get MAD. REALLY FUCKING MAD!

O.K. the first song really (REALLY!) sucks (so fast forward it).

"Kill 'Em All", released July 25, 1983. BAND: METALLICA:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aAITxlCsj4Y

This shit is sort of primitive (even for Metallica).

I couldn't pick an absolute favorite. I'd have to pick TWO. 'And Justice For All', and 'Master Of Puppets' would be my picks. The 10-inch 45 RPM E.P. release of 'Ride The Lightning' that had the song 'Am I Evil?' on side B was my first foray into the darker side of humanity. The album "Kill 'Em All" was back in the Sausolito garage days.

MASTER OF PUPPETS:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2HEGGlYg7_Y

AND JUSTICE FOR ALL:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-BG1Ng2pU-8

When you listen to these, you'll forget the 'kill 'em all' thing.

Round 'em up, and subject them to an indefinite detention in Guantanamo (or get the C.I.A. to take them on a few 'rendition flights'). There are fates far worse than the FIRST death, you know.

I wonder what fate awaits them, as they experience their SECOND deaths? The blood of the martyrs will call out to them, and the Eternal God Creator will finally let loose His hand. Satan, laughing, will spread his wings, and all forms of eternal tortures await (some of which they themselves haven't imagined).

 

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 15:41 | 5343022 CunnyFunt
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Lloyd forgot to pare his horns.

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 16:38 | 5343345 XitSam
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Sulzberg's gonna get whacked for doing that. Lloyd don' take no shit.

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 15:42 | 5343025 asscannon101
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If that picture doesn't make you want to believe in Spontaneous Human Combustion, then you've got a screw loose.

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 15:43 | 5343036 McMolotov
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They're all enjoying a glass of $500/bottle baby's blood.

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 16:14 | 5343210 Amish Hacker
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Hee-hee. And here I was wondering which one of them turned the water into wine.

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 16:55 | 5343492 Kirk2NCC1701
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McMolotov, you prick, how am I supposed to un-imagine that now?  Yikes!

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 15:43 | 5343026 sixsigma cygnus...
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Send In The Clowns.  The evil clowns.

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 15:41 | 5343029 Vol_so_Hahd
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Look ma, no hands

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 15:46 | 5343030 SillySalesmanQu...
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Amerika's Presstitutes....with $200 dollar hairdo's and 50 cent brains. Of course Lloyd probally has a $200 dollar shine and buff

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 15:55 | 5343114 Uncle Remus
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I'm guessing you're not talking about his loafers.

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 15:42 | 5343031 disabledvet
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Sell, sell, sell.

This is not a drill.

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 15:44 | 5343039 Bunghole
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I thought there were 4 horsemen of the apocalypse

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 16:06 | 5343170 Equality 7-25-1
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Who do you think took the picture?

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 15:45 | 5343040 Frankie Carbone
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Three ass holes

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 15:48 | 5343065 Urban Redneck
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One ball boy for each ball.

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 15:45 | 5343042 tumblemore
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I hate how they're entitled to be so smug considering how successfully they wag the dog in their own interest year after year.

 

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 15:45 | 5343044 Bill of Rights
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"I have shit on these two fingers "

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 15:46 | 5343049 Fuku Ben
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Guess who's the Jew?

- With special guest judge Daniel Carver

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=d06_1343558222&comments=1

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 15:46 | 5343051 ebworthen
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"Smile for the muppets fella's."

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 15:45 | 5343052 IronShield
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Eenie, Meenie, Dipshit

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 15:47 | 5343058 Charles Nelson ...
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Everyone at cocktail hour went "Oh how funny, he put the rabbit ears up"

Everyone on Zerohedge went "Won't those three just die of Ebola already"

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 15:48 | 5343070 Uncle Remus
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Channeling Uncle Martin.

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 15:50 | 5343074 petkovplamen
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But but but I thought USA had the 1st amenment and had "freedom of speach". Have I been told lies all this time?

 

The CIA’s Mop-Up Man: L.A. Times Reporter Cleared Stories With Agency Before Publication: https://firstlook.org/theintercept/2014/09/04/former-l-times-reporter-cl...
Thu, 10/16/2014 - 15:55 | 5343115 X.inf.capt
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probably didnt want to have a 'UNFORTUNATE ACCIDENT'!

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 15:51 | 5343081 Salsipuedes
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Desperation, destitution, destruction, deception, duplicity, dissolution, denial, depredation, delusion, dystopia, death: These are a few of our favorite things! And that's just the "Ds"!

                                     - The Three Goofy Fucktards

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 15:52 | 5343091 ghostzapper
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The three that come in for the rubdown after Hilsenrath blows Bernanke.

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 15:51 | 5343093 mayhem_korner
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Nasty hobbitses plays tricks on Smeagol. 

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 16:04 | 5343160 marathonman
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One bank to rule them all and in the darkness bind them.

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 15:51 | 5343094 vincent
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These guys and their criminal friends have a real problem if the wrong person develops ebola.

No swords or lamposts needed

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 15:52 | 5343098 Shizzmoney
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It will be fun to watch these rats scurry when Gotham finally burns

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 15:53 | 5343100 dontgoforit
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God will sort 'em out - that includes you and me, too.

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 15:53 | 5343104 vincent
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One virus attacking another

 

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 15:56 | 5343118 Seize Mars
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Let's see...three successive draws at 2% chance each. That's 2% x 2% x 2%, which is 8 one-millionths.
So, yeah, there's no chance of collusion.
And if you say so you're a racist.

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 16:07 | 5343183 gatorengineer
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Prize winner.... cant believe I had to get this far down the page for someone to state the obvious....

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 15:56 | 5343124 the grateful un...
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Blankfein has his coat buttoned, when the vampire squid has to keep his hand on his wallet you know its a tough crowd.

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 16:00 | 5343139 robnume
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"We don't need no stinkin' regulations!"

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 16:03 | 5343154 Agent P
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"Devil horns!...I mean, I mean....Rabbit ears!  Ha ha ha....ha.  Please let me keep my job, Mr. Blankfein." 

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 16:03 | 5343155 Equality 7-25-1
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It's the tribe's world after all
It's the tribe's world after all
It's the tribe's world after all
And it's too. damn. small.

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 16:05 | 5343168 wmbz
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Clown to the left of me, joker to the right, here I am stuck in the middle a jew!

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 16:08 | 5343181 Joe Sixpack
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A Concise Overview of the Media Hoax Against The Principle Documentary

 

“The Principle Movie earns the distinction of being the most reviewed movie ever, never having been seen by any of its reviewers”- – –  Rick DeLano – Michael Voris’ “Mic’d Up” episode titled,The Principle Under Attack“.

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 16:10 | 5343189 gatorengineer
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Goebbels would be proud

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 16:10 | 5343195 kchrisc
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Arriving at the Zionists Awards together...

A non "return" able American, not US subject.

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 16:13 | 5343206 10mm
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What a sad sight. 3 pudgy ugly tribe members.

 

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 16:16 | 5343222 Restcase
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Dick Morris was promoting his book on the Kerry Lutz show and mentioned that Mrs. Clinton recently met with her bundlers in the Goldman Sachs auditorium.

Responding to Lutz's surprise, Morris said, "That's where they all live, anyway."

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 16:16 | 5343223 Bernoulli
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On the left: The DOW
On the right: The S&P 500
In the midle: The Nasdaq

Missing: Russell 2000

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 16:15 | 5343225 Restcase
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Dick Morris was promoting his book on the Kerry Lutz show and mentioned that Mrs. Clinton recently met with her bundlers in the Goldman Sachs auditorium.

Responding to Lutz's surprise, Morris said, "That's where they all live, anyway."

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 16:19 | 5343244 SharkBit
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Two sacks and a dick,

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 18:32 | 5343290 Salsipuedes
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The Tres Banditos!

We don't sing, we don't dance, we're not funny, we have no discernible talents and we're richer than God for whom we work. Isn't that insane? Hey BOY! Another triple Manhattan! In triplicate! Hahahahahah!

Hey achi! When's Hanukkah? I promised the wife I'd buy her Belize! Hardy har har har! (Hic!).

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 16:35 | 5343322 Shad_ow
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Barack's Bobblehead Bitches

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 17:01 | 5343525 BullyBearish
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Deep Capture: Global finance, pharmaceuticals, the three branches of government and the fourth estate...all owned, no dissent...

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 17:37 | 5343702 xcehn
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reality bites.

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 17:07 | 5343547 Duffy
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Don't be hatin'.

 

This is Obama's America

 

It's a small club, and around 97.5% of you ain't in it. 

And remember  - it ain't a crime when they do it.

Unless they do it to one another - as Mr. Madoff found out [although his wife blamed....'the nations' for his downfall, ironically not appreciating that the only reason the DOJ went to work is because of who the victims were - The Eternal, Immaculate Victims.

 

Sulzburger - "Jewish controlled media" or not - the paper that always sends Jewish reporters to cover Palestine with deep ties to Israel [like kids who volunteered for the IDF rather than the US mil.], to report from Jerusalem to a Jewish bureau chief...   the Times plays a large part in slanting news coverage so that reasonable people often forget that the scenes of violence are occurring in illegally occupied land.

 

and they don't cover Israeli or Jewish spying.

 

Remember this shit?:


Guardian Story on Israel and N.S.A. Is Not ‘Surprising’ Enough to Cover

 

Thank goodness for dudes like Finkelstein and Weriss and Blumenthal - if there weren't liberal, anti-Likudnik Jewish guys, the Israelis probably would have been able to simply commit wholesale ethic clasning and genocide instead of their slow burn approach.

 

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 17:12 | 5343583 Spungo
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I like how KILL THEM ALL doesn't even have 1 downvote

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 17:21 | 5343626 gcjohns1971
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Satan, Beelzebub, and Mephistopheles went into a bar...

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 17:43 | 5343735 NotApplicable
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Plot Twist: Sulzberger's hand is actually in his pocket. Lloyd's horns are just receding.

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 17:44 | 5343746 Sages wife
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"We told you there was a rabbit in that fucking hat" - NYT/Reuters.

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 18:18 | 5343939 Cactus
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Old Financial disease variant found in rabbit. Hotel under quarantine.

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 18:24 | 5343953 SillyWabbits
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In God's Work We Trust!

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 18:28 | 5343968 butters
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My friend Cartman says is best.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WINEIlN87F0

Butters

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 19:02 | 5344130 q99x2
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To Satan with Love

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 20:19 | 5344490 thebigunit
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Mr. Sulzburger: "I always wanted to just tell the truth."

Mr. Glocer: "I always wanted to help the little people".

Mr. Blankfein: "Not me. I always wanted to screw people, make a lot of money, and get in Sarah Palin's pants."

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 21:23 | 5344707 The_Prisoner
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Meanwhile, another kosher crime syndicate member busted downunder.

Daughter of former Australian Supreme Court Judge charged with Cocaine trafficking:

http://www.theage.com.au/victoria/daughter-of-prominent-legal-family-on-cocaine-trafficking-charges-20141016-11789y.html

Watch how this gets "managed" into a good behaviour bond, with the help with a letter from the attorney general vouching for her good character. Just like Australian Prime Minister's Chief of Staff beat a DUI charge.

http://www.independentaustralia.net/politics/politics-display/peta-credlin-drink-driving-charges-dismissed-via-lnp-immunity,5713

 

 

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 21:31 | 5344728 Amerikan Patriot
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CNN, Fox, MSNBC, The Wall Street Journal, The New York Times and The Washington Times:

1.       None are funded by the US Government

2.       All speak critically from time to time (in the case of Fox, most of the time) of Obama and his policies

 

Russia Today:

1.       Funded by Russian government

2.       Features a robust assortment of articles lauding Putin and his policies

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 23:01 | 5345000 Sandmann
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BBC funded by UK Government under Royal Charter using taxes and appointing board. ZDF and ARD in Germany funded by state taxes GEZ on every household with politicians on boards.

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 23:08 | 5345016 Amerikan Patriot
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I don't think I mentioned the BBC, Bob.  But even the BBC is able to openly criticize England.

 

Sun, 10/19/2014 - 11:41 | 5352323 Uncle Remus
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. "None are funded by the US Government"

 

I'd like to see their respective tax returns or the "real" ledgers.

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 21:32 | 5344734 Amerikan Patriot
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Putin dissolves state news agency, tightens grip on Russia media

(Reuters) - President Vladimir Putin tightened his control over Russia's media on Monday by dissolving the main state news agency and replacing it with an organization that is to promote Moscow's image abroad.

The move to abolish RIA Novosti and create a news agency to be known as Rossiya Segodnya is the second in two weeks strengthening Putin's hold on the media as he tries to reassert his authority after protests against his rule.

Most Russian media outlets are already loyal to Putin, and opponents get little air time, but the shake-up underlined their importance to Putin keeping power and the Kremlin's concern about the president's ratings and image.

The head of the new agency, to be built from the ashes of RIA Novosti, is a conservative news anchor, Dmitry Kiselyov, who once caused outrage by saying the organs of homosexuals should not be used in transplants.

"The main focus of ... Rossiya Segodnya (Russia Today) is to highlight abroad the state policy and public life of the Russian Federation," said a decree signed by Putin.

Sergei Ivanov, the head of the presidential administration, told reporters that the changes were intended to save money and improve the state media.

But the new organization has strong similarities to APN, a Soviet-era news agency whose role included writing articles about "the social-economic and cultural life of the Soviet people and items reflecting Soviet society's point of view on important internal and international events".

RIA said in an English-language article about Putin's step: "The move is the latest in a series of shifts in Russia's news landscape which appear to point towards a tightening of state control in the already heavily regulated media sector."

Rossiya Segodnya's focus on building up Russia abroad could solidify Putin's grip on information by further limiting sources of news for Russians whose TV screens are dominated by state-controlled channels.

Putin's decree appeared to have little effect on the two other major Russian news agencies, state-run Itar-Tass and private Interfax, but it could benefit both by making RIA's replacement less of a competitor domestically.

Itar-Tass is the successor of the Soviet official Tass agency, while Interfax has more leeway as a private agency but is restricted by the Kremlin's dominance.

NEWS BOSS COURTS CONTROVERSY

A prominent member of parliament, Alexei Mitrofanov, described Kiselyov as a "powerful propagandist" but said this was a good thing and that he was suitable for the job.

In his third term, after weathering protests led by urban liberals, the 61-year-old Putin has often appealed to conservatives and championed the Russian Orthodox Church as a moral guide for society.

Kiselyov has proved a loyal Putin supporter as a television presenter, at times making provocative remarks. In 2010 he said homosexuals should be banned from donating blood or sperm and last year said they should also be banned from donating organs.

Putin has been Russia's dominant leader since he was first elected president in 2000. He began his third term in the Kremlin in May 2012 after stepping aside to serve for four years as prime minister because of constitutional limits.

The opposition staged big street protests against him for several months from December 2011, following a parliamentary election they said was rigged. The demonstrations have faded but Putin's popularity ratings have declined from their peak during his first two terms - from 2000 until 2008.

The Kremlin extended its grip over radio and television broadcasting on November 26 when the media arm of state-controlled Gazprom bought mining tycoon Vladimir Potanin's Profmedia.

Through the deal, the ex-Soviet gas ministry - now Russia's largest firm by revenue - will add TV and radio stations, cinemas and film production and distribution assets to a sprawling portfolio built up around commercial channel NTV.

The Kremlin already funds an English-language TV channel called RT which was initially known as Russia Today. It is not clear whether the two will operate separately and RT's head, Margarita Simonyan, said she had been unaware of the move.

The new organization will be created in RIA Novosti's headquarters in central Moscow. The fate of its journalists and other employees was not immediately clear.

RIA Novosti was created as the Soviet Information Bureau in 1941, after Nazi Germany invaded the Soviet Union, and issues reports in Russian and foreign languages.

http://www.reuters.com/article/2013/12/09/us-russia-media-idUSBRE9B80I120131209

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 21:35 | 5344749 Amerikan Patriot
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Whether run by Jews or Gentiles, American media outlets are free to criticize the US and its policies.

Whether run by Jews or Gentiles, Russian state-controlled media is only free to extol the benefits of Putin and the Russian state.

See...little by little, you Zero Hedgers are learnin'!

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 22:15 | 5344867 The_Prisoner
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Michael Hastings and Gary Webb disagree.

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 23:10 | 5345031 Amerikan Patriot
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Everything's a conspiracy, Bob.  Why, take yourself, for instance.  Just tonight due to your hyper-vigilance, you were tailed on the way up from mom's basement whilst posting this blog entry!

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 22:57 | 5344988 Sandmann
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"free to" but don't

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 23:09 | 5345026 Amerikan Patriot
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Oh, but they do, Bob.  Even the NYT criticizes Obama on occasion.

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 21:58 | 5344820 WaltzTangoFoxtrot
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On second though, give me that phone so I can delete the photo!

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 23:26 | 5345087 The Blank Stare
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Zeppo and Gummo we're never really popular.

Thu, 10/16/2014 - 23:59 | 5345149 Moonrajah
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So, these are the 3 new Ebola strains I've been hearing about.

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