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The Idiotic Explanation Why The "Idiot With The Clipboard" Was Unprotected
Phoenix Air has released a statement explaining why the now infamous non-HazMat-wearing 'clipboard man' seen in close proximity to Dallas Ebola patient Amber Vinson (while the rest of the members of staff are fully protected) was unprotected... and it will blow your mind.
Why is "Clipboard Man" not wearing protective gear?
Phoenix Air responds (via ABC News)...
The airline confirmed to ABC News that the man was their medical protocol supervisor who was purposefully not wearing protective gear.
"Our medical professionals in the biohazard suits have limited vision and mobility and it is the protocol supervisor’s job to watch each person carefully and give them verbal directions to insure no close contact protocols are violated," a spokesperson from Phoenix Air told ABC News said.
"There is absolutely no problem with this and in fact insures an even higher level of safety for all involved," the spokesperson said.
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So - in summary - due to the restrictive vision when wearing an Ebola-protective suit, one member of staff must be sacrificed/exposed to ensure no one trips?
And these are who we are supposed to trust?
Here is the full sequence of events involving "clipboard guy" via the Mail:

A man in plain clothes was seen on the tarmac Wednesday afternoon, as the second Ebola patient (in yellow hazmat suit) boarded a flight to Atlanta, Georgia

The man is seen boarding the flight, after exchanging several objects with the hazmat crew

Clipboard man appears to have flown on the same flight as infected Miss Vinson, as he is seen in footage of her getting into an ambulance at an airport in Atlanta
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We're all fucked.
Did he pick the short straw..or was it the long one...but hey..it looks good on paper...or at least in the lawsuit..they can say they were following protocol...
"Do what I say, not what I do. I am in charge here. We are dealing with Ebola, a deadly virus. Dammit. How am I supposed to yell and hold a clip board in this suit?!!!"
10 to 1 odds clipboard man never gets sick.
I agree, but not for the reason you're probably thinking.
If everyone else is wrapped up in a hazmat, how is there any chance of spreading the virus outside the suit? Otherwise, what is the point of wearing them?
In fact, the patient is securely wrapped up. Not sure how the virus can get out of the suit. I know some of you will enlighten me.
"In fact, the patient is securely wrapped up."
Well that's obviously NOT true. Else, how does she breathe? She has no self-contained breathing apparatus. So if she can breathe, she can exhale CO2 and water vapor and whatever's in it.
Also, if the patient's wrapped up tightly, by your logic, the other cats dont need suits either.
This is more screwy than a 3 stooges movie.
That does make some sense if you believe the explanations that Ebola only spreads by bodily fluid contact. I'm glad to see they're putting their money where their mouth is.
He's just taking orders and trying to keep his job. We've got some really evil fuckers in charge of this mess. Like the armchair generals sending other people's kids off to fight their wars.
A nation of the people and by the people will circle the drain as more and more of the people choose to take the easy route and refuse to be educated.
Has anyone considered he might be immune, moving military creation of Ebola from conspiracy to fact?
Or that the patient is in a Hazmat suit so what in reality is his exposure worry? Are we all tis fucking DUMB?
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PAPRs generally filter INCOMING air... not EXHALED air. The cabin of the aircraft has a limited and recirculated air supply. The Hazmat suit only contains any excreted sweat or diarrhea during the trip. The given explanation is idiotic without full disclosure of all of their protocols for transportation of ebola patients.
You got peanut butter on my Ebola. You got Ebola on my peanut butter.......
Every dance number needs a choreographer, but most of them don't end up bleeding out of their eyes after the show is over.
OK, maybe if it was an Andrew Lloyd Weber piece of shit.
He didn't read that researchers at U of Minnesota said it spread via airborne. But maybe he was watching the wind sock and was upwind all the time. NOT
Doesn't matter which way the wind was blowing when the guy in the contaminated suit is back-slapping you.
"When asked later about his lack of a bio-hazard suit, the protocal supervisor answered, 'They told me don't worry, it wasn't a problem.'"
Putting on a Hazmat suit was on page two of his instructions. He only got page one...
Maybe this is all being staged and the Key Grip was out of place? Like how jet-contrails occassionally showed up by mistake in 1960's westerns?
Well said! Or in WW2, when we used B17s to spray mind control chemicals that drove Hitler crazy!
its not airborne why worry /sarc
Wow....really....???
Phoenix Air is several steps ahead of PennDot. If it had been a PennDot crew, there would have been three extra guys standing around watching the clipboard guy.
three extra, extra fat, guys standing around watching the clipboard guy.
Fixed it for you.
I heard that was Chuck Norris...
When Chuck Norris catches ebola, ebola bleeds from its ass.
Chuck Norris can't catch Ebola. Ebola catches Chuck Norris
We're from the government and we're here to help.
Why don't the armed, turtle hating militia take over the International Airports/close them down?
Fear?
Is he quarantined, afterward? I'm guessing, NO.
Is the patient wearing a Hazmat suit?
It's okay. A clipboard makes everything official. He's good.
Oh Good. I was worried about that.
If I get Ebola and survive I'm going to ask $2 Million a pop for a blood/serum donation.
$2 Billion a pop if it is for a clipboard protocol observer.
Yeah, but, see: As long as the virus isn't transmitted, you know, BY AIR, then it makes perfect sense for that guy to be standing there. Because as long as it's NOT TRANSMITTED BY AIR, then he's fine. Because the protocol assumes it isn't transmitted BY AIR. So if he's following the protocol, then he's fine.
Lord help y'all.
The stooges are running the Ebola containment/quarentine department.
The guy with the clipboard proceeded to go with unwashed hands and grab a bite to eat.
Even the people in west Africa are better prepared.
"We are confident that we know how to contain and control ebola".
~All arrogant lying CDC spokespeople.
He runs alongside the airplane for the entire flight.
Malaysia Air is looking into adopting the practice.
Once again: Ebola operating at 100%, world governments at 5%. If you place your bets, I sincerely hope you are around to collect.
When MSM is full speed at this Ebola thing, you can be sure it is used to stir up fear for the Kapital machine's benefit.
Things are really getting surreal.
Enough Zero Hedge. I'm getting pounded from the media with this BS and now even my trusted alternative sources have succumbed to the lies.
The economy is taking its final shit and up pops Ebola............ How frickin convenient.
That's the job Obama is qualified for. Clipboard holder.
You're giving Zero too much credit.
Well, he is qualified to be a ball washer. Or so I've heard.
Obama says ebola is a jv epidemic and it better not cross the line.
+ 1. :)
Thanks for the grin
Love's nuts?
Dupe, god damnit man get clipboard man in here to fix this dupe reply problem.
Anyway he is not the dumbest guy in the picture.
ANYONE putting a patient ON AN AIRPLANE to fly to a PREVIOUSLY UNEXPOSED CITY should be shot, then watched for 21 days.
I bet a thousand dollars the clipboard guy is STANDING UPWIND FROM THE GERM POOL!! That would explain everything. The recirc air in the jetliner is another kettle of fish.
So.. the stupid leading the blind.
cool.
Isn't this convenient how all this is taking place in Dallas? is this the same Dallas that repealed Obamacare? Is this the same Dallas that is mainstream Conservative? is this the Same Dallas who indited Rick Perry on frivolous charges that have no merit or standing? Is this the same Dallas who is standing in the way of the Ultra Liberal agenda who desire the State of Texas become blue? My what an easy way to take control than to declare an emergency.
Lots of tinfoil stuff here I know
Remember our friend Glenn Beck is in Dallas maybe Obama wants him dead haha but yeah Texas is home to a ton of illegals so I think it is a experiment for the whites and legal citizens to die towards minority
you forgot:
"is this the same Dallas who shot JFK?"
big liberian community - relatively. Not entirely sure why, but no tin foil needed.
Is this a photo of a drill, or the real thing?
Going long on the definition of "close"
http://www.sifma.org/services/bcp/fema-pandemic-exercise-series/
Funny story. My kids were talking about ebola this morning and my daughter started singing eeeeeeboooooollllaaa (like Ricola). I thought McMolotove would appreciate that.
I appreciate that. Kids say the darndest things. For example, my three year old son likes to say "That's fucking bullshit!" in front of little old ladies at the supermarket. It embarasses my wife to no end. I haven't the slightest idea where he might have learned this language.:-) Alright, it's pretty obvious who he learned that phrase from but the best part is that he also curses in Russian. One thing is for sure, I am certain that I am teaching my young son the proper phraseology response for just about everything he will be told in life by just about everyone.
Now I will teach him eeeeeeboooooollllaaa and teach him to make a conjunction.
"Eeeeeeboooooollllaaa, that's fucking bullshit!"
Ring around the Rosie for the 21st century.
This shit is planned and staged as cover for the controlled demolition of the Federal Reserve Note. A couple of items-
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Ebola is a planned event. FEMA pandemic "exercise" in operation now. November 13, 2014: Pandemic Influenza Wave 1 Full Scale Exercise:
http://www.reddit.com/r/conspiracy/comments/2jf342/ebola_is_a_planned_ev...
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The Clearing House Association, the oldest banking group in America, is part of FEMA planning for this "pandemic":
"The Federal Executive Boards in New York City and Northern New Jersey in partnership with FEMA Region II, The Department of Health and Human Services Region II, NYC Department of Health and Mental Hygiene, Securities Industry and Financial Markets Association (SIFMA) and the Clearing House Association are sponsoring a two year series of pandemic influenza continuity exercises - tabletop exercise 2013 (complete), full scale exercise 2014 - to increase readiness for a pandemic event amongst Federal Executive Departments and Agencies, US Court, State, tribal, local jurisdictional and private sector continuity."
http://www.sifma.org/services/bcp/fema-pandemic-exercise-series/
If everyone worries over their bleeding asses, it takes their mind off their bleeding wallets, despite the close proximity....
Planning assumptions: "U.S. Borders will remain open to both people and goods." Sounds about right.
https://share.dhs.gov/system/download?download-url=/_a7/p316dr8c4zy/outp...
"Personal protective equipment (PPE) demand may exceed manufacturing and distributing capacity."
"Simultaneous incidents (e.g., hurricanes) will occur and impact availability of response resources."
"An effective pandemic vaccine will be available within 4-6 months"
So the vaccine might be out in time for April Fools' Day! Interesting, now we know why our telegenic CDC czar always looks as placid as a grazing cow.
Another glaring example of why the human species is doomed...
http://olduvai.ca
Oh, we're exceptional all right. Exceptionally dumb.
Ebola doesn't care about presidential dog and pony shows or lies, it will continue to propagate.
Short Phoenix Air. Long ABSOFUCKINGLUTE STUPIDITY.
For credibility's sake, he should have at least been wearing a respirator. It is plausible that since she was already 'contained', as well as the other personnel handling her, that this lax in 'protocol' might be waived. Or... the guy didn't realize that Everything today is now 'captured' on digital and there was a lax in the Hollywood prop...
Just wait unitl his wife hears about this -- and whomever she's shagging on the side.
"You really did it. You maniacs! You blew it up! Goddamn you! Goddamn you all to hell!"
Hyperion +1000
Endymion even more.
Some of the finest SF ever written!
I still remember that hot, shapely, bangin chick, Nova who hung around with Taylor. She was mute. Nice!
LOL! Complete package.
I've known about this deadly mutant disease from Africa for many years. Fortunately, he'll be out of office in 2 years.
-- An oft quoted and much repeated line here on ZH and elsewhere.
Good one Tyler. In amongst the stormtroopers you also have to wonder about the crab fisherman from Deadliest Catch in the yellow rain suit. What's up with that guy?
edit: OK, I see there are more pictures now and the crab fisherman has the ebola. I was wondering WTF was going on. Actually, I still am. The gurney had to brought out but this infected person is upright and walking? What kind of bullshit is this?
Why is "Clipboard Man" not wearing protective gear?
Perhaps he has one of the CDC/Fort Detrick anti-Ebola inoculation(s) in his system?... Or... This particular one is more "smoke and mirrors" unlike the 4,000 + dead ones that we think we know are the "truth"!
Or... It's really just that "fucked up" by design of course, and the false flag will culminate with a bulletin in the middle of our Georgia vs. Florida State game notifying us that we must report to our nearest FEMA regional designated camp, and if we don't have a ride for our conenience a military camo-bus will pick you up at a designated location "near you"!!!
Negative pressure
God help me but it's almost ABC's CNN comedy "delivered early" of the Charles Jaco (gas mask without helmet) / Carl Rochelle (helmet without gas mask) moment!
Let's hope their are inquiring minds in the network that will finally say "fuck it"! I don't care about my paycheck and future career anymore delivering a lie and this dog will finally hunt because I will make it hunt!!!
Cue giant sucking sound.
So does this confirm that this whole thing is nothing more than a fear mongering fake! AND A DISTRACTION!
Darwin awards candidate.
I get it - the guy with the clipboard is the manager.
Shop steward?
Better PR to not issue that statement. They confirmed, in writing, their total incompetence.
And this guy? Who is he supervising? http://i1.huffpost.com/gen/2174072/thumbs/n-AMBER-VINSON-large570.jpg
Exposing The Ebola Hoax
The Elite's Plan For World Genocide By Vaccine
http://ebolahoax.com/
Obama: So this means I can't play golf wearing that thing?
Aid: No Dear Leader, you can. You just may not hit the ball as great as you normally would due to restricted vision.
i see at least one tone projected by many here and elsewhere, that "they are idiots and morons" im unsure what that would make us, the ones being run by them.
they're not idiots or morons, they're planners, smart little prick planners figuring out the hell they can stay on top before the dust settles.
We need to just give up and bottle Ebola and sell it at WalMart
It would probably sell out the first day.
And they'd queue for a week beforehand if we call it 'iBola'.
"We need to just give up and bottle Ebola and sell it at WalMar"...
hh
You need to make a t-shirt out of that one. It's brilliant!
+1000
Stupidity, insanity, or intentional,,,none of these scenarios have a promising outlook.
T minus 5 days until we learn he now shows symptoms.
OOPS...!
Moar central planning,please...!
Water - like out of the toilet?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Vw2CrY9Igs
brawndo! the thirst mutilator
!
I have been saying for years that we are too stupid to survive, and it looks like Ebola, with much assistance by the CDC, is going to prove me right...
black swan, shure
vote
we are all safe
lol!
just reading daniel kahneman "thinking fast, thinking slow"
he explains just this kind of stuff happening that experts like medecins sans froniteres chief are totally not aware of.
see link, he says we are all save, but its in german
http://www.srf.ch/player/tv/rundschau/video/gespraech-thomas-nierle?id=e...
and read the book;)
looks like an outtake from "The Andromeda Strain" that was was too stupid and un-believable moviegoers wouldn't buy it , so the director left it out - another case where the truth is stranger than fiction
Can't wait to see what my healthcare insurance rate will be for 2015. I'm on an individual policy in Texas. Aetna has already given notice that my policy is not in compliance with Obamacare and will be dropped. This is all happening when the rates for the new calendar plan year are being set.
May need to go bare.
Ebola coverage may be optional.
Hey, not to worry. All of the individual plan customers in Texas are being forcibly herded to the federal Obamacare market place. Got that straight from a guy on the telephone at the Texas Department of Insurance.
No. Won't be visiting that website.
Looks like I'll be going bare on January 1st.
Calico kittens cannot transmit this virus. That is all.
ps new ev. case ins spain, he flew from lagos via paris to madrid............
http://www.reuters.com/article/2014/10/16/health-ebola-spain-airport-idU...
no need to look for better vectors dear virus.
The resolution isn't so great, but it looks like the patient is wearing a paper mask. Which, I'm sure would help some. However, a transmissible virus with the ability to spread via aerosol, especiall one under 1-micon in size....that better be a decent paper mask.
Frieden says more is less and he would go in a patient's room without his head covered, nor his feet, just a pair of gloves. Clipboard man must be following the Frieden protocol.
"KELLY: You would go into a highly infected Ebola patient's room without covering your head, with only wearing one pair of gloves and with your feet exposed? You would do that?
FRIEDEN: Absolutely. More is not always better. Better is better. Sometimes you put on more layers, it's harder to put on, harder to take off, you increase your risk of exposure. That's what the science tells us. "
http://www.foxnews.com/transcript/2014/10/15/cdc-director-defends-ebola-...
So best to have only the clipboard to swat at the Ebola germs and a pair of shades to look cool while doing it.
The problem is his implied definition and conceded example of "better" - he and the entire Clinton Klan should be locked in ebola ward to debate the finer points of that matter until his "better" is proven correct or they all succumb to ebola.
Now when he gets it just how many more does he infect?
He must have no common sense whatsoever.
If the people are suited up then...just by herd mentality...it may just be a good idea if you are also??? If there is a clear and present danger just how many of you will ignore it? Not many in this crowd I'd hope.
He must believe that he is immune because he is a protocol supervisor? The protocol just does not exist to protect the health care "professionals" from infection but also exist to prevent the health care professionals from getting infected and then spreading the pestillence elsewhere.
Ahhh...He is a candidate for a Darwin Award if I have ever seen one. That is most unfortunate for his relatives, loved ones, contacts, and others.
But I really hope that he gives out many handshakes to his bosses whom were foolish enough to hire him in the first place. They deserve it after the lame PR statement which they made to excuse this.
Have you thought of taking him hunting?
No. I think I will pass on that one.
I cannot trust him with a gun. He hasn't any common sense.
Most here I can trust.
Awwwww...I forgot the /sarc tag.
But it gets even worse.
Here is a picture of FIVE MORE DARWIN AWARD CANDIDATES in Omaha Nebraska...
They are unprotected while two HazMat suited men load a patient into an ambulance.
http://ireport.cnn.com/docs/DOC-1180433
Are they going to get sick?
How many more will they infect?
No. You see, the protocol exists to be followed.
One must follow The Protocol!
The Protocol is all.
Fall down on your knees before The Glory of The Protocol!!!
Do clipboards protect you more than a spacesuit...???? Much cheaper....and they probably do if you are an Attorney
Good point. Who wants to be sued? Even if they are a virus?
he's with health-care .gov..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RVl_sjUrNQE
Makes me wonder how many hours left to overhaul on those Speys? That plane is gonna be frikkin' busy. Not sure how many Gs are set up for Level 4 medevac.
He wasnt protected because its not real..its still made up scare tactic (workin like a charm).
I cant believe all the zhers that bash msm for all the propaganda etc...and now all the fools fallin for the same tactics that they once bashed.
Fools.
Maybe you're right and we should hang out at the international gate and wait for someone to bleed from their eyes while their sphincter falls out or we could tidy the preps, delay the vacation to Uganda for a couple months and see what shakes out....
Still believing in the probability that all this Ebola in the US shit is a media circus to initiate what really the gov has planned. Just think about it:
1.Bring an Ebola patient into US and make a LOT of noise about it so everyone knows about it (the WHY)
2.Get a couple of sick people w/ebola (or other stuff) to die to make people panic. (Note how there are just counted "cases" in some places and all the country will fall into total gov control).
3.Start doing bad things using Ebola as excuse. (I.E. Ferguson 2, police cant arrest,etc because of freedom rights etc, THEN EBOLA DETECTED, contingency team goes in, everyone to the camps and better if they die from the "virus")
WHY?
*The ones screaming about Ebola are gov controlled organizations (WHO,UN,CDC, etc)
*The actual events aren't going with the media story (troops to africa instead of medics, maybe they're now wiping out the Liberian population, and no one knows about it; No flights limits or exaustive scanning and controls in airports; clipboard dude with "agent" look doesn't look like worried about the thing at all)
*Surprisingly, Ebola was introduced to countries with some degree of need to control masses
*After 9/11, all these "Movie-like-script-based" events are happening too often (Boston "bombings", dissappearing planes, and now a lethal virus running wild and just in time for a financial collapse...)
*LOTS of BOT accounts spreading panic in "underground" resources and social networks (like the flu times). Just check all these comments on ZH, no thinking at all about other possibilities. (PANIC).
So, the hypotesys about a false flag ebola hoax is still alive out there.
P.S. Sincerely I'm hoping this is the case, and the "pandemic" will only affect the countries where the gov is playing the scenario, while the rest of the world just goes on. Don't wanna die from Ebola because of a couple of douchebas "gringos" that don't want to follow safety guides.
It does go along way to explaining what the media briefly had broadcast about Liberians accusing aid workers of spreading the disease rather than fighting it.
Yup, and the US have a long history of "aid organizations" throwed out of countries because of this... (Ecuador, Colombia, etc).
It will be not surprise if the whole Liberia thing is just another natural resources war played by the corps, and maybe whole villages have been converted to test labs for biologycal weapons. This would make sense to the 3000 troops sent there instead of doctors.
I'm glad the patient is in a suit as well. That actually makes a lot of sense.
Having ebola is bad enough. You wouldn't want to catch a cold as well, would you?
This is just another indication that "Ebola" is a fake emergency.
The idea is to rachet up the fear and get you to have 'soon to be announced' vaccine.
You've always wanted to be a zombie so this will be your chance.
Man is following protocol to the end.
The people who might contact the patient were wearing suits.
Halt following blind.
As a training excersize it would make sense.
High marks for following protocol
What is his name? Where does he live? Where does he work? I have a right to know that for my own protection.
He must be immune.
/tinfoilhat
New growth industry clipboard men...early retirement plans included
I see you fully comprehend the nature of "the pension".
The problem is obviously dastardly republicans cut the CDC funding!
Read somewhere the R's raised the CDC allocation to above what was requested.
Maybe someone can fact check that.
I think I saw her hand him a used Kleenex to throw away. What a nice man.
I can't wait to vote. That'll teach 'em!
The clows have already been sent in. Now where do they go from here ?
I see a future job opportunity for someone that wants to carry a clip board.
I can now see the same guy in a Hazmat suit take his suit off, pick up his clip board and walk away. Mission accomplished
Job creation programme?
Maybe the other workers at the CDC think clipboardman is a dick and told him he didn't need any protection.
So we can drone stike from across the globe, but we need a clipboard man to guide people in hazmat suits...
Jesus christ is laughing at us...
Forget Clipboard Man. This one knows what she's doing. She has a binder, not a clipboard (but no background).
http://www.wnd.com/2014/10/obama-ebola-czar-zero-medical-experience/
Or to re phrase. "As a CDC member we need all of our employees immune to Ebola in order to maintain this charade. Therefore he has already been vaccinated with our secret Crucell vaccine, you know the one for us and not for you"
Good god... all this for ONE person... yikes !