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Chart Of The Day: Bullard Bulls#*t

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Welcome to the Dow-Data-DependentTM Fed. Because What a difference 1,100 Dow points makes!

 

October 9th:

“When there is a mismatch between what the central bank is thinking and the market is thinking, that sometimes doesn’t end well, because there can be a surprise later on,” Mr. Bullard told reporters.

 

Right now, “the markets are making a mistake” and expect the Fed to maintain its ultra-easy policy stance longer than Fed officials themselves currently expect, Mr. Bullard said. When it comes to these expectations, “I would prefer that those be better aligned than they are.”

 

We should act on good news. We’ve got a pretty good performing economy. We should be willing to remove some accommodation,” and it would be better to get this process started and not wait too long, he said.

October 16th:

Mr. Bullard said Thursday that “U.S. macroeconomic fundamentals remain strong” and his forecast for 3% annualized growth in the second half of 2014?remains intact.”

 

“Inflation expectations are dropping in the U.S., and that is something that a central bank cannot abide,”

 

“We could just end the program in December. But if the market’s right and this is portending something more serious for the U.S. economy, then the committee would have an option of ramping up QE at that point.”

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And this is who Americans 'entrust' the planning of an entire economy to?

So is it a Dow-Data-Dependent-Fed?

 

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Fri, 10/17/2014 - 12:13 | 5347148 slaughterer
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He is not even a voting member anymore.    Just a blow-hard. 

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 12:17 | 5347163 RaceToTheBottom
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FED breaking apart when non voting members are given more credence that the chairdike and the power behind the curtain (fischer).

Either that or they start with the non voting pleebs and move upward from there.  If so they are not even worried now.

 

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 12:18 | 5347183 Beam Me Up Scotty
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Will jawboning be enough to keep ebola from swamping the boat?

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 12:25 | 5347213 WhyDoesItHurtWh...
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All I can think of is this blowhard could have the "Heimers" and every day is a new day for him.

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 12:47 | 5347332 MeMadMax
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We are so fucked...

 

Print till you die... Like a heroin addict...

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 12:54 | 5347369 FMR Bankster
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Every time Bullard speaks my mind drifts to an old guy in a dirty tee shirt standing on his lawn pouring gas on his grass. He's doing this because somebody told him it would make his grass grow. And little sparks keep drifting down to the grass from the cigar between his teeth.

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 12:57 | 5347397 Keyser
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We are now technically in "clown market" territory based on whispers with +/- 400 points swings... Yep, we're doomed...  

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 13:05 | 5347438 Alea Iactaest
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I just realized that today is OpEx. I care so little about this fucking sham of a market that I completely forgot. There was a time I lived for OpEx week. Now the 3rd Friday is just another Friday. Congratulations fucktards.

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 13:07 | 5347456 TruthInSunshine
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Where's Bullard? He may be needed stat:

http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2014/10/17/ebola-pentagon/1743...

Ebola scare closes Pentagon parking lot

Tom Vanden Brook, USA TODAY

2 minutes ago – Authorities cordoned off a portion of a Pentagon parking lot Friday morning after a woman who recently traveled Africa began vomiting there, sparking concerns about a potential Ebola problem, officials said.
The incident began at about 9:10 a.m. Pentagon police and the Arlington County Fire Department converged on the area and restricted access to it. The woman indicated that she had been to Africa where the Ebola virus that has killed thousands in the west.
The woman was taken to a hospital in nearby Fairfax County, and a large portion of the parking lot was closed to vehicles and people on foot. An entrance on the south side the massive Pentagon building was closed as well.

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 13:13 | 5347497 SeattleBruce
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Can she be taken for a tour of the WH and CONgress before hospital?  Where's Clipboard man?

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 13:36 | 5347646 StackShinyStuff
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Bull(t)ard?

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 14:32 | 5348034 Ying-Yang
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Yellen: US inequality near highest levels in 100 years

Yellen said "some degree of inequality" is natural and indeed "arguably contributes to economic growth, because it creates incentives to work hard, get an education, save, invest, and undertake risk."

http://news.yahoo.com/inequality-near-highest-levels-100-years-yellen-00...

Bitch!

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 13:17 | 5347520 OpTwoMistic
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Get her to the WH as soon as possible.  She also needs a tour of both houses.

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 13:20 | 5347539 TruthInSunshine
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had just pulled that article up and now USSA Today has disappeared it.

Poof - webpage gone, too.

"OH, SNAP!

The Page you requested cannot be displayed.

This page may have moved or no longer exists. You can search for the page you were looking for or go back to USATODAY home"

HERE IT IS AT WASH POST:

http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/checkpoint/wp/2014/10/17/ebola-scare-...

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 13:04 | 5347434 WTFRLY
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They will push the charade until ppl are jumping from office buildings.

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 17:59 | 5348864 TheReplacement
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One wonders if there is a working vaccine and if ISIS is the primary recipient.  One would not be surprised in the least. 

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 12:20 | 5347188 KnuckleDragger-X
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As the markets are showing today, it's all a matter of being able to shovel shit fast enough to keep the market fertilized.

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 13:04 | 5347429 Crash Overide
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The Dow doesn't mean anything, fundamentals are gone, bankers ass rape the world and politicians facilitate.

The only winning move is not to play.

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 12:25 | 5347199 TruthInSunshine
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I could work feverishly to pull up all manner of data to support a thesis that the markets are completely, hopelessly broken/rigged/mortally wounded.

But why?

This one example of jawboning by a non-FOMC Fed Member - and the incredibly, immediate out-sized effect it had on risk "markets" tells one all that one needs to know, no?

KISS Analysis

I wouldn't touch these markets with Sam Israel's micropenis. And he faked his own death to escape angry "clients'" wrath by staging a suicide by pretending jump off a NYC bridge.

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 12:29 | 5347246 max2205
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ABCNews needs to report that the avg 401k was up 2,000 dollars today.

Or whatever horseshit they peddle...thank god that fucking bitch Diane is gone.

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 12:53 | 5347358 Alea Iactaest
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Hard to believe anyone except the TBTF are even interested in this game any longer. There simply is no way to invest based on fundamentals, because fundamentals don't matter at all (and haven't for ages). Low volume? They ain't seen nothing yet, not unless they dial up machines dial up the share flipping to '11'.

In the meantime, for anyone with 2+ functioning brain cells, that chart is a fucking bitch slap telling you that Wall Street no longer gives one flying fuck what you or anyone thinks. This is raw, law-of-the-jungle shit and unless you're sucking on the ZIRP teat you have no business playing.

The smart play, when lions are at the watering hole, is to back away. Same as it ever was.

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 13:04 | 5347432 Smiddywesson
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I'd fucking bankroll a street crew to play three card monte before I'd play this market, there's less chance I'd get ripped off.

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 13:44 | 5347726 ZH Snob
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they just have to keep it together for the midterms.  then, who knows?  I find it hard to believe all this wealth destruction and bank backstopping was not done without purpose and forethought.

so, to what end?  they don't seem at all concerned about impoverishing the american citizen because these guys are globalists, and once we're squeezed dry they plan to fold up the tents and take their larceny elsewhere.

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 12:37 | 5347274 slaughterer
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Alot of people on the Street think Grandma Yellen is really out of it ("she knows nothing!").   If she becomes the "fall girl" for Bernanke's foibles, then nobody will want Hillary in the White House.  Yellen is just too senile, too academic, and not sharp at all.  Plus she starts every sentence with a "So..."  I detest her.  

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 12:43 | 5347304 TruthInSunshine
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I've noticed that many Ivy League school types who frequently are interviewed for PBS/MSM shows, who possess doctorate degrees in a variety of fields, begin answering questions with a reflexive "so...".

This includes, but is in no way limited to, Yellen & Krugman.

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 13:15 | 5347514 EINSILVERGUY
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I must be an outlier. 2 degrees from Texas schools and I do that as well.  

Usually its because the answer Im formulating has a lots of in and out's and what have you's

I also tend yo append my thoughts as new shit comes to light 

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 13:40 | 5347686 TruthInSunshine
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I have a MS (respected private university) and PhD (from Big Ten school) and don't hem & haw.

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 13:57 | 5347806 EINSILVERGUY
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I bet you have don't have any erasers on your pencils either

The Dude abides

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 15:19 | 5348295 Baa baa
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I find starting with "Well, " seems quite acceptable, conveys as much or more the "So". Texas School grad here too.

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 13:23 | 5347553 geno-econ
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Also "thats a good question", even though the questions are suggested in the outline submitted to interviewers before air time.

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 13:49 | 5347743 F0ster
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Starting sentances with "so" is almost as anoying to me as this frigging new trend to end sentances with "right?!". That one bugs the snot out of me because it's usually said reflexively by people who lack confidence in what they're trying to say and end their sentance with "right?!" to yeild an agreeable response that confirms their illconceived and/or flawed comment. 

E.g. "Soooo, the Fed has not destroyed the market, right?!"

 

 

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 13:40 | 5347682 SumTing Wong
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I sait it when she was confirmed, and I stand by it...

The picked a half-black man to be Pres when the shit hit the fan, and a half-woman to be in charge of the Fed when it happened.

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 12:57 | 5347389 mattgallis
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"He is not even a voting member anymore.    Just a blow-tard."

Fixed it for ya 

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 12:14 | 5347152 buzzsaw99
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the whipsaw. all they want is trading volume.

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 12:14 | 5347155 fooshorter
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PAY NO ATTENTION TO THE MAN BEHIND THE CURTAIN!

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 12:15 | 5347157 Beam Me Up Scotty
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Did those graphs come off of a seismograph??

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 12:14 | 5347158 SHEEPFUKKER
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My next life, maybe I'll be a perma bull instead of a bear....perhaps a happier existence....albeit a fantasy. 

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 12:16 | 5347173 disabledvet
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Buy gold....

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 12:23 | 5347208 Serfs Up
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MMMmmmmm....Blue Pills.

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 12:50 | 5347342 disabledvet
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They don't call it pops and drops for nothing.

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 12:22 | 5347207 KnuckleDragger-X
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The only way to win is not to play. I gave it all up in 2012 and my life is much simpler since it's all a soap opera now.

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 14:45 | 5348115 Pretty Vacant
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You missed 20% + gains depending on index in 2013.  ZH is the only site I visit where investors gloat over missed opportunities. 

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 17:51 | 5348849 KnuckleDragger-X
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I didn't miss anything...It's like saying I missed a great venerial disease because I didn't go to the whorehouse...

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 12:38 | 5347159 i_call_you_my_base
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It's worth noting what it took to turn that drop around: jawboning from the fed, ECB, and BOJ, and stimulus from china. All CBs representing the biggest economies of the world talking stimulus the same day. It's obvious that the CBs are the market's bitches. They have no credibility at all and their lies become more apparent every day.

Edit: Now add Lagarde. They are scared and going all out.

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 12:15 | 5347166 disabledvet
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Sorry if you're a short seller.

"Low volume ramp ups" are the worst.

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 12:20 | 5347193 kw2012
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shorted R2K this morning. Liking the trade so far

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 12:51 | 5347347 disabledvet
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Good for you...I guess.

The whole thing looks like even more bullshit today than yesterday.

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 12:55 | 5347374 Alea Iactaest
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+1 even though that graph gives Bullshit a bad name.

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 12:58 | 5347406 disabledvet
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"Fade the ignition."

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 12:16 | 5347171 gjp
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Hang em high

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 12:17 | 5347172 Al Huxley
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He knows some really good magic words - he should be the Ebola Czar, I bet even Liberia and Sierra Leone would be Ebola free if he turned his powerful spells loose on it.

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 12:27 | 5347229 RaceToTheBottom
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FED Black Magic.

Its so strong, it can beat Ebola

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 13:04 | 5347441 Bastiat
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Think what he could do with a clipboard.  It's the new Captain America shield!

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 12:17 | 5347177 Racer
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I cannot abide inflation tax and all the other stealth taxes that are imposed on us

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 12:19 | 5347182 q99x2
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American's don't trust the FED they just can't get anyone to go in and arrest them for treason. The United States of America is a nation-state of the NWO. Washington is run out of Brussels but you can still get cauliflower down at the Trader Joe's.

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 12:19 | 5347184 Dr. Engali
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The good cop bad cop routine on the fed is all bullshit. They all fall in line when the chips are down.

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 12:21 | 5347195 Rainman
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Must. Save. Pension. Funds.

One scoop of bullshit at a time is all it takes.

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 12:22 | 5347201 buzzsaw99
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disagree. they want stock prices as high as possible as long as the pension funds are net buyers. when the pension funds go to net sellers it will be a different story.

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 12:53 | 5347356 disabledvet
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If by "they" you mean "politicians" and "the election" then yes...I would agree with that.

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 12:22 | 5347197 Kaiser Sousa
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next week = more Silver...

let them keep talkin...i cant hear them.

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 12:26 | 5347219 SmallerGovNow2
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Why wait?  I bought some ASE today...

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 12:27 | 5347238 Kaiser Sousa
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dont trip...it shall be done...
just got a hunch gonna b a little bit better bargain next week...
been dollar cost averaging goin on 7 years...
aint a damn thing changed.

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 12:53 | 5347361 SmallerGovNow2
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if you're right i'll be a buyer again next week...

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 12:55 | 5347381 Alea Iactaest
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APMEX had 6 bars of +/- 1,000 oz at beginning of week. They're all gone as of yesterday.

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 12:26 | 5347228 KnuckleDragger-X
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I'm ordering a bit of platinum, a good little industrial metal

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 12:55 | 5347380 Think Like A Crook
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KnuckleDragger, if u dont mind me asking, do you order the platinum online? If so, who do you use?

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 12:58 | 5347392 Alea Iactaest
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Au-Pt has completely reversed. Pt trading as an industrial commodity. The spread has come down from $250 earlier this year and looked to be headed for an inverstion until today's rally on Pt. Might want to rethink your thesis.

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 13:06 | 5347445 KnuckleDragger-X
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Online is pretty easy and most places sell platinum...  http://www.coloradogold.com/platinum_bullion_coins_and_bars~4.html

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 13:16 | 5347515 Think Like A Crook
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Ok, thx. Been ordering silver from Provident, but their inventory sucks now. I'll check this seller out. Was looking to diversify my metal holdings.

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 12:43 | 5347306 Al Huxley
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First Majestic withholding sales and cutting back production until price increases.  Finally a producer doing something smart.  If a few more of them would do this, we'd finally get to see if 'inventory' is sufficient to meet industrial and investor demand.

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 12:58 | 5347402 Alea Iactaest
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Only works if you don't have a banker holding a gun to your head demanding payment on a note. In that case, it's all about cash flow and not about the balance sheet.

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 13:04 | 5347433 Al Huxley
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Debt finance, debt finance.  Use the low interest rates, work the system.

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 12:22 | 5347198 Government need...
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"Bullard, you're going to get out there and talk about QE4EVA, or we're leave you out there with the 99%, with no bodyguards."

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 12:23 | 5347202 mayhem_korner
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chart of the year nominee, fer sure.

 

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 12:23 | 5347205 1929agin
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Tyler, ??

Any news update on Joe Biden JR, (Hunter Biden) failed drug test, discharge out of Navy,
"Cocaine" use/failed test,

Investment 'managing' partner!? ( are you kidding me? )

Lawyer!

Why the silence on ZH?

Wasn't there a movie about this?, "wall street" , missing the hookers...

 

 

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 12:34 | 5347266 1929agin
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Oh forgot, Obama/Biden all pictured together many times, don't discuss. Shhhhhhh

 

JOE BIDEN JR (HUNTER BIDEN) FAILS DRUG TEST, COCAINE USE!

 

 

..........erase, cover, move on, nothing here.................

Disappointed Tyler,where's your spin on this?   Managing Investment Firm Parter, Lawyer, son of vp, Obama, all the makings of a movie?

 

 

 

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 13:00 | 5347416 Alea Iactaest
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Seriously, you want an article? This is fucking Kardashians for people who read Politico. It matters not one iota. Get a fucking life.

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 15:04 | 5348213 geno-econ
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Cocaine must help Hunter  achieve Transparency on Ukraine gas company Boasrd of Directors.  Should also  test Daddy---it may be a WH thing as it already is a Wall St fashion.

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 15:12 | 5348261 wearef_ckedwith...
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I posted on another thread yesterday that the Bullard statement was the SOLE AND ONLY reason that the stock market made this incredible turnaround.

Just goes to show - as many have said - that our financial industry driven "economy" is 100% dependent on continuing QE and ZIRP.  No question now whatsoever.

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 12:23 | 5347210 stockoperator
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FED members should be banned from making public statements.

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 12:24 | 5347211 syntaxterror
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Why don't they just park the Fed chair permanently on the NYSE trading floor?

God, what a bunch of pussies. Can't trade stawks without constant reassurance that daddy will protect them.

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 12:54 | 5347370 disabledvet
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That's a thought.

Live from the New York market site...THE FED!

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 12:25 | 5347217 madcows
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full bulltard!

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 12:26 | 5347221 starman
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Gee and I believed Good Morning America whe they announced that the DOW dropped 460 points do to Ebola.

Silly me!

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 12:26 | 5347222 Kreditanstalt
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(Yawn.)   We're now on 1,895 S&P low-vol. autopilot 'til the end of the session...

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 12:26 | 5347231 aliki
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that 1st chart says it all. all the evidence you need to know that this market simply CANNOT handle QE being taken away.

it destroyed the romans and i fear we are not learning from history. continue to enjoy the party while its in its 11th-12th hour, cuz like druck's been sayin, this hangovers' gonna be a bitch.

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 12:34 | 5347269 Bangalore Equit...
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Listen Aliki.

I feel sorry for you Americans. The Indians have been slowly accumulating "HARD" assets that have been recognized as real money for thousands of years.

Americans have been toiling away trading their caloric energy for paper, of which, 1/2 of that paper was taken by your taxing authorities and then given to the nice "FOLKS" in Israel by your "ELECTED" CON-gressman.

The Israelis then quickly convert those paper donations into "HARD" assets like gold.

The poor sheeple.

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 12:45 | 5347321 Government need...
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Dont worry, Bangalore.  The US of A has got the killer 'B's for dealing with Indians, inlcuding (1) beads; (2) booze; and (3) blankets (including small-pox).  We'll be happy to help ourselves to your 'HARD' assets.  We're 'Westerners.'  For more on what that means, ask Cortez.

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 13:04 | 5347443 Bangalore Equit...
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Listen.

You'll be begging India for jobs soon enough. Tables turned, and all you "WEST"ners are going to get is "TABLE" scraps.

Buy-buy Ms. American Pie.

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 13:01 | 5347425 thatthingcanfly
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It is impossible to take seriously anyone who begins every comment with the same (condescending) word.

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 13:20 | 5347536 EINSILVERGUY
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Maybe it was the first english word he learned as he obviously had a problem in applying it

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 12:57 | 5347391 disabledvet
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Small caps fading. We'll see what news breaks over the weekend.

It will not be "Ebola contained."

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 12:26 | 5347232 Tall Tom
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No worries. This is the Sucker's Bounce. The next time the 200 mDA is breached then it is "Lights Out".

 

85% of the time it is the exact same trace that leads the collapse.

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 12:38 | 5347280 SheepDog-One
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If it was Bushs son as the least promoted Ensign in history out on a positive drug test can you imagine the media frenzy over it? Media silent on this, except for some Internet sites....100% fake clownshow.

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 12:28 | 5347244 AZLagun
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Lesson learned, BTFD!

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 12:28 | 5347248 I woke up
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He got the phone call to change his position publicly

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 12:30 | 5347249 nakki
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So he got short after fed minutes last Wednesday at close and long this Wednesday. Nothing like a 10% return in a week.

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 12:32 | 5347253 Quinvarius
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Ebola is going to devistate global trade.  And now it is here thanks to Obama.  So the whole air travel ban thing is likely to be forced on us instead of the other way around.  Obungle waited too long.  Just like he did with ISIS.  We no longer have the ball. 

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 12:40 | 5347291 wmbz
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Most likely will close up 400 points today. Got to get back to 17,000 soon, an election is coming up!

Absolute fairy tale bullshit, but it works!

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 12:48 | 5347294 Keltner Channel Surf
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bullard , (“BULL-hard”) defn:  

noun:  a small, shy bird of the snipe family, nondescript in its mousy markings, with a habit of stirring up worms and other refuse with his bill but, strangely, leaving it for other species to eat or clean up.

verb:  to shoot at someone, or something, from a hidden place.  e.g.:  “Look, Sarah, he sat behind the bushes for hours, then bullarded that poor deer-in-headlights .”

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 12:45 | 5347317 docinthehouse
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1898.71 IN SPX IS TOP OF PREVIOUS FOURTH WAVE.....NEXT STOP.....BELOW 1820........MAYBE EVEN 1770.   

THEN BACK UP !!!

THEN......REAL HARD FALL.....

ELLIOTT AND NOT TS EITHER

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 13:00 | 5347334 SmallerGovNow2
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Anyone else notice that there is no longer a comment section on MarketWatch?

Edit...

Guess the authors did not like us calling BULLSHIT on their articles....

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 14:07 | 5347862 rejected
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Market Watch kneeled before the governments zipper and swallowed about 3-4 years ago. I used to comment there all the time. There were many great discussions and it was fun.

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 12:48 | 5347335 yogibear
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Once the US has enough Ebola cases other countries will ban travel to and from the US.

Nice job Barry.

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 12:49 | 5347339 hairball48
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Bullard is full of shit, like all of them at the FED, but...

WHO is trading/buying based on the advice of Bullard and the Fed??

Bullard and the Fed aren't the only morons out there

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 12:50 | 5347348 worbsid
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"There is no cause to worry. The high tide of prosperity will continue."

... Sec. of Treasury, Andrew Mellon,
September 1929.

  "Stock prices have reached what looks like a permanently high plateau".

... Yale Economist Irving Fisher,
October 16th 1929.

  "This crash is not going to have much effect on business."

... Chairman Arthur Reynolds
Continental Illinois Bank of Chicago
October 24th 1929.

 

"I have no fear of another comparable decline."

... Arthur W. Loasby
President Equitable Trust Co.
October 25th 1929.

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 12:50 | 5347349 orangegeek
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move over GS, the Fed is the new market maker

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 13:00 | 5347411 SmallerGovNow2
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Fed = GS

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 15:52 | 5348463 orangegeek
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oops, you're right

 

silly me

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 12:59 | 5347404 saveUSsavers
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CRIMINAL MANIPULATOR

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 13:04 | 5347427 besnook
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c'mon! this is a surprise? the model cannot take anything more than a 10% correction without threatening the entire system with a cascading collapse. do you really think they can let the market determine prices?

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 13:06 | 5347451 Smiddywesson
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Big rallies are common to tops, that's how you distribute your stock.  I typed that before with the following quote in mind about the Great Crash:

 

 

John Kenneth Galbraith, author of 1929 - The Great Crash, described the pattern of the 1929-1932 bear market as follows:


'The worst continued to worsen. What looked one day like the end proved on the next day to have been only the beginning. Nothing could have been more ingeniously designed to maximize the suffering, and also to insure that as few people as possible escape the common misfortune. The fortunate speculator who had funds to answer the first margin call presently got another and equally urgent one, and if he met that there would still be another. In the end all the money he had was extracted from him and lost. The man with the smart money, who was safely out of the market when the first crash came, naturally went back in to pick up bargains. The bargains then suffered a ruinous fall. Even the man who waited for volume of trading to return to normal and saw Wall Street become as placid as a produce market, and who then bought common stocks would see their value drop to a third or a fourth of the purchase price in the next 24 months. The Coolidge bull market was a remarkable phenomenon. The ruthlessness of its liquidation was, in its own way, equally remarkable.

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 13:35 | 5347633 Alea Iactaest
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The smart people went broke in 1929 and the really smart people went broke in 1932

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 13:12 | 5347489 AlchemyFinancial
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Dead cat bounce.  Oh they will try and sell you on the "dip" and it being over, but make no mistake, this is the end and the institutions are about to dump a shit load of stock for sale on any poor bastard willing to buy...just as they have every time before.  Heres my analysis on the situation.  http://alchemyfinancials.blogspot.com/2014/10/casual-friday.html

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 13:25 | 5347557 observer007
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#Ebola

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Fri, 10/17/2014 - 13:24 | 5347560 Latitude25
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In the middle of the 19th century, the laws of thermodynamics provided the formal foundation for the understanding that it is impossible to create energy out of nothing. Analogous to this, central banks and governments are currently trying to create an increase in prosperity out of nothing.

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 13:37 | 5347656 RaceToTheBottom
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I thought Fridays were a low PPT day?

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 13:43 | 5347708 Loucleve
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Please notice everyone, midcaps and smallcaps are NEGATIVE.

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 13:43 | 5347711 ekm1
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Financial System has become just ELECTRONIC SIGNALS.

World is abandoning it.

World is abandoning USA.

 

Either oil at below $50 or assassinations coming.

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 15:04 | 5348164 WillyGroper
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Always appreciate your POV. Can you draw me a better pic of the 1's & 0's banking molecules to oil?

ZH has had articles on DTCC & Cede & co, but this is the 2nd audio I've listened to from this guy that draws a much better pic (for a simpleton like me) as to all the intricacies of this cabals thieving web. 

If you listen to this, how do you think the "beneficial ownership" rights will affect everyone except those connected with the cabal?

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 20:12 | 5349209 ekm1
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thx

I'll listen to it over the weekend

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 13:43 | 5347718 The Most Intere...
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I have been saying this for some time now.  Companies like Vanguard that tout indexing as a way of investing and the entire buy and pray "strategy" are ONLY possible in a communist centrally planned style government run economy, period.  

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 13:47 | 5347737 Barnaby
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Fixed-Income grannies and gummers are able to sleep this weekend. Isn't that enough, you heartless fuckers?

[/Hicks* from Aliens]

*I actually mean Hicks, you assholes. Michael Biehn. As in Michael "Never-gets-enough-credit-for-our-pop-culture" Goddamn Biehn.

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 13:51 | 5347774 I Write Code
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I doubt that it is his words that moved things down or up, but actual interventions by the PPT.

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 14:01 | 5347843 viator
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Too much price discovery going on there.

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 14:06 | 5347861 1929agin
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Where did Joe Biden JR (Hunter) buy the COCAINE? GIFTED?

HHMMMM, shouldn't that always be 'disclosed',  to be given any kind of 'probation' sentence or just ignore....

I want name of supplier or JAIL time! (Judge of case)

Who is prosecuting this?

ZH's any opinion? Now back to markets, oh wait, their a joke too, Net new highs NEGATIVE!  "Hopium" drug of choice, sounds familiar

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 14:06 | 5347866 steverino999
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I miss the days where market movements were initiated by earnings or other tangible fundamental issues, and I am continuously mindblown that our government here in America has blindly given an entity (The Fed) the power to manipulate and deceive well-meaning, hard-working people, whose fortunes will be lost one day (again!), and all because they didn't have the cahonies to sit down and iron-out something, fiscally, that actually might work long-term.

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 14:29 | 5348015 NoWayJose
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Is he just an idiot to think that no one 'sees' this, or is he just thinking about how he will spend his millions once he joins a big Wall Street bank?

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 21:20 | 5349370 El Hosel
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This shit has been going on for years, coordinated and timed to "The Market".... It has been blatent and obvious, "this time is different" only if the low from the other day gets smashed. They are going to have to pull more than a bullard out of there ass next time.

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 15:37 | 5348052 khakuda
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Just proves what we all knew, that the stock market is the data point.  If they actually cared about the economy, they would be celebrating the lower energy prices and mortgage rates which help a 70% consumer economy driven by credit.

It's amazing that this nuance in not picked up and broadcast everywhere.  This guy is basically saying that all the matters are stock prices of the wealthy and the regular guy can go scratch, they don't want to see him paying lower prices for energy or credit.

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 14:36 | 5348058 TalkToLind
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Now I'm no botanist, but I do know that if you put Q.E. on the markets, they grow.

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 14:43 | 5348100 stockoperator
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I'm waiting for a day when a FED member speaks and dow drops 1000 points. If it's Yellen it will be 3000 points. They should be scared to speak and that day of reckoning is not too far.

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 17:34 | 5348817 UGH
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Because I've seen few comments about the timing of Bullard's comments, I want to re-iterate the facts of how that was "played".  Although he was officially on the schedule to speak in the afternoon, his morning appearance on Bloomberg, which gave him the opportunity to air those levitating comments, took most by surprise. Those comments came just as the market was poised to breakdown intraday.  How blatantly "convenient".  

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 18:14 | 5348900 sof_hannibal
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electronic money is awsome

Fri, 10/17/2014 - 20:25 | 5349246 theyjustcantstop
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INEQUALITY, just slides off the tounge doesn't, 2 more yrs. of INEQUALITY, 90% of americans, (and illegals), will be grouped into the central class, with 3 sub-sections.

                                                   central class

#1 SLAVES, those who allowed themselves to be bought, for free shit, this sub-section will be obligated to do the jobs no one else wants to do, ebola clean-up comes to mind, a refusal to do your obligated govt. work, benifits stop, and you go to the head of the list in sub-section #3.

#2 people working, paying taxes, but in lifetime DEBT BONDAGE to the fed..

#3 FODDER, these will be temporary placements on fema's livestock farms. those over 75 yrs. old, the ones that qualify for obama-care death panels, nsa labels you as a terrorist, a threat to society, or your transfered from #1.   

9% will be fed. govt. employees at the irs, nsa, dhs, and dept. of labor.

the 1% will be in idaho, at the new nsa compound, and googles, and all the other govt. internet co's compounds playing real life armed drones on their computer screens.

Sat, 10/18/2014 - 11:57 | 5350310 Ewtman
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Expect new lows in the Dow and the S&P next week - downward pressure continues

The S&P 500 is still tracking in lockstep with the Dow Jones Industrials. Like the Dow, the S&P will continue its downward trek in the coming week. The corrective rally Thursday and Friday should have relieved the oversold pressure from earlier in the week allowing the index to trace out new lows over the coming week or so.

Dow:
http://www.globaldeflationnews.com/dow-jones-industrial-averageelliott-wave-update-for-week-ending-10172014/

S&P 500:
http://www.globaldeflationnews.com/sp-500-indexelliott-wave-update-for-week-ending-10172014/

 

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