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Forget Helicopters...
Here's the future of central-planning...
Don't leave The Eccles Building without one...
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Men in Back.
BOHICA
Wow best way to spread Ebola....is to have the vomit lady cough all over wads of cash and then stick them into this gun and shooting it in Time Square NYC. watch the sheeps suck up every dollar bill like honey.
Get one. You will absolutely be the most popular person in the strip club.
Now that's what you call slip-streaming...
DaddyO
If it had a magazine for nails it would be the perfect bankster suicide gun...shoots Benny-Bucks out to lure them in nice and close and then WHAM! You switch over to "Nail-Gun Mode" and take care 'o bidness...bitchez...
lol
That's why the bitches is not in the limo...
Is this a Dave Chapelle skit?
Black Bernanke?
Replaces EBT card
Money for Nothing
And Btiches for free. Yo, that ain't workin'. Dats dah way you do it!
Look at that Mama, She's got it, Sticking in the camera. We could have some fun.
And he's up there, wat's that, Hawaiian noises? Banging on her bongos like a chimpanzee.
ml8ml8,
Strip club, only?
Try with every single female.
Why do you think the politicians target our votes?
That's some solid insight right there.
Yellen just creamed himself.
That comment made me puke in my mouth
Have you been to Liberia lately?
Dammit I got Merlot on my keyboard!
I'm not drinkin any fuckin Merlot!
"That comment made me puke in my mouth"
If you like your Yellen juice you can keep your Yellen juice! Period!
So thats what it takes to hang on to the white girls...
OT. I was thinking of your pseudonym yesterday wen they were talking about the ready reserve. That would be a tragic farce to send them to Africa to clean up after a bug.
Does that thing have a 7 bill limit like my state recently adopted?
Just load it up with trillion dollar coins... Billions is so 20th century...
I was wondering if there was some way to slow down the bills-per-second speed. It seems way too generous.
I'd like to use one for paying my property taxes, but chances are the police would shoot me.
They can't qe anymore, blow out the bonds. The Stawk market is the bond markets little bitch
They can QE all they want. They can buy stawks, bonds, or any other trinket they feel like buying. Who is going to stop them? Stawk market is a few quick keystrokes away from 25,000 if they really wanted to.
Make it rain all up in this bitch..!
no ebola no care
Now you don' t have to merely throw money at a problem, you can blast that mofo to kingdom come!
better than sex it seems.
And after all the printing mucks up fixed markets beyond repair, it'll make a great hair dryer for Joe LaVorgna.
The new boomer social security benefits gun. Eat your heart out millennials.
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bitches love it.
Now you can finally blow your wad all over your wife! And she will let you do it!
Mo money, mo problems (unless you're a Keynesian)
LOL!!!!!! Brilliant!!!!
I actually thought about something like that a few years back, mounted to the ceilings at strip clubs.
I like his method much better, although I wish it would shoot them a bit slower. Perhaps theres a regulator switch somewhere.
Mons Venus has (or had) such a device for their online patrons to "make it rain" on the girls. $50 at a time in singles. No, I never tried it.
If deflation brings the price of pussy down, might not be all bad, if that gun works with ones now not 20's....
Dope some $1's in with some other foreign devalued currencies...Zimbabwe bucks might turn a trick or two.
"I LOVE BLACK PEOPLE!!!!!!"
Fiat devalued so much he couldn't get a blond with massive implants
no tengo dinero.....
a thing of the past....
te pago mañana....
a sign of the times....
-lol
Hard to type when you're laughing! )(#%&V*)^&CN!
Fed's QE to infinity. Fed's fantasy dreamworld.
The Fed's vast universe of QE. With billions and billions of QEs.
Needs a sound track. Destined to be very popular with the rap-crowd. ;)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSrTnWDTdwI
Cruise ship with quarantined Ebola couple returning to Texas after Mexico does not give 'clearance'
http://wtfrly.com/2014/10/17/cruise-ship-quarantined-ebola-couple-return...
Money gun.
OK, now that officially funny.
Since it's portable it's even better than thebernankes helicopter.
Finally thebernanke is oldskool.
WTFRLY : Cruise ship with quarantined Ebola couple returning to Texas after Mexico does not give 'clearance'
Cruise ships, greyhound buses, taxi cabs, airliners, schools, churches, fast food joints are now all incubators. We now have our marching orders.
When you start to bleed from the eyes, make sure you hug a politician or banker. This was 100% avoidable.
The fed has a gold-plated, thermonuclear MG
White girl NOT jumping over Big Black Cock. She is looking at the cash flying. Black dick later.
The Money Gun...
It's a 'crowdscource' project on Kickstarter, in case anyone doesn't know already. Funny, really. They are trying to get people to donate money to build the damned thing.
http://www.themoney-gun.com/
They are trying to call it a 'marketing tool'.
Good in the 'hood, for having fun with your dealer homies (as long as they don't shoot back).
Good at the strip club, for getting something more than a 'lap dance'.
Good for the events at the Bohemian Grove, when Mr. Yellen is asked to give a presentation.
'Behind on the Crack debts? Do you have a small unit? Do you want to impress people at a private sex orgy/Molok-worshipping event? WE have ALL your problems SOLVED! This one new device is GUARANTEED to...'
Clarke and Dawe already covered this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j2AvU2cfXRk
Ha-Ha! The lady sure loves it.
Haha... that should have read...
Friday Humour: Forget QE4, Printing QE5
I need that at the strip club. Make it rain!
works also with coins?
Here America is that guy with the machine.
The girl is the rest of the world
(who gets dicked with the huge one waiting to be inserted with a big Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh )