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over reaction?
http://i.imgur.com/JhajSXX.png
You posted that everywhere...
Guinea: "Health officials killed by mob who believed they were infecting people with the virus".
"On 17 September 2014 a mob of villagers killed an 'Ebola Awareness team' in a village about 900 km from Guinea's capital. The Guinea correspondent reported that locals attacked the team, which comprised local administrators, two medical officers, a preacher, and the three journalists.
According to the correspondent, the villagers instigated this attack because they thought Ebola "is a political lie orchestrated by the authorities and that the disease is not real." This follows previous riots in Nzérékoré in August after rumours that health officials who were disinfecting a market were infecting people with the virus."
One Guinea native said that Ebola is being spread by Doctors Without Borders, a charity with Zionist connections.
Is it coincidental that the death toll in Guinea stopped growing after these incidents prompted their government to stop sending in such 'teams'?
I feel like I'm sucking diarrhea out of the toilet like a plecostomus in a fish tank when I read comments like yours. thetruthseeker.co.uk? Really?
Reality is so much more compelling than fucked up conspiracy theories about the Jews.
I am in a position such that I have to collect real information, analyze that information, and provide a product to clients.
You are a parasite who absorbs energy from weak victims. Or maybe a disinterested angler who leaves his gill nets unattended, hoping that his catch rots in the slipstream behind his traps. Or both.
inspired- if obola was smart he would hire you.
Readers choice:
http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/ebola-cure-meme.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/93aoibx.jpg
http://www.godlikeproductions.com/sm/custom/27afabc1c7.jpg
I would want that chick too...
Not even with Bill Clinton's ----.
That michelle wookie in the hazmat suit gave me an Epic Guffaw
Wow. 5 stars for the title alone. A googol stars for everything else.
The golf one was classic.
What real proof do we have of this virus being out of control? The CDC, WHO? Ebola exists, but is it really that bad?
As long as it stays at least a couple hundred miles from you, it really isn't that bad.
Last one superb art-wise.
Congrats.
Run, run, fast as you can,
You can't catch me,
I'm the ebolama carrier man.
Uncle HazSamMat, I want her too and I was here first. Poverty and despair cometh for thee...
Nothing like a lawyer to quell the hysteria.
I see this czar geezer is another member of the tribe. Quelle surprise! Not. We can all relax now, everything will be taken care of, go back to sleep.
So Ron Klain (who got paid to lobby for Fannie Mae almost right up to the point the housing market crashed) will be the new Ebola Czar. The fact that he has zero medical or epidemiological experience had to have been a real plus.
Again, well done Obozo, you're still battin a 1,000.
Let's not forget his role in Solyndra.
I really think Jon Corozine would have been a MUCH more qualified czar.
lol...yes, definitely more in line with the profile of Car Czar "financier" Steve Rattner ;-)
Excuse me for this nmewn but GOD DAMIT, we are not a land of czars. Are they fucking trying to throw it in our face that we now resemble Russia 40 years ago???
Fuck these cock suckers, they are nothing but a bunch of fucking parasites...
We're all right there with ya my green friend, we are not a people of blithering idiots but their contempt of us shows through in all its dazzling apparatchik brilliance in times like these...lol.
You see the way they look at it (from their perspective) it is this, this is not a medical or epidemic issue at all. No no no, this is a PR issue to them, that can only be resolved by still moar government by installing a lobbyist (again, with zero medical experience) who's every utterance will be slavishly repeated to us by a captured, fawning press.
At the end of the day by incompetence or malice THEY brought ebola here and they all know it. They control the borders, the visa's and immigration and no one else, only them.
They're in full blown CYA mode right now so yes, lets mock them for their thin attempt at showing state control and "a plan" while at the same time remember, they can do a lot more damage before its over.
Notice how they play Tchaikovsky's 1812 Overture at all the official celebratory extravaganzas?
I happen to like that piece very much, but it is a celebration of a Russian victory and I doubt they understand the irony.
You should read his bio!
He was Biden's 'chief of staff' untill 2011. He was in Al Gore's presidential campaign as well.
SO...
There is no 'Surgeon General'?
They need to APPOINT a TZAR with experince in Demoncratic politics (ass-kissing 101) INSTEAD, to deal with a VIRUS OUTBREAK?
TZARS were the Russian ROYALTY (until the Communist revolution of 1917; when the Askenazim and Kazarim took over this role as 'POLITBUREAU' members and selectors). Oh, sorry, I guess you spell it 'CZAR', the anglisized version, shortened and bastardised, representative of 'Caesar', that LAST real and honest emporer of Rome. I was edumacated long before the 'P.C.' and the changes of the language were initiated by the Commieformed USSA Federal Government (inc.). I was in on the transition, and saw it happen...
The 'Presidential Cabinet' is SO '18th century'! The current Cannigula-in-chief is so much smarter... President Obola today announced the appointment of HIS PERSONAL OBOLA CZAR; a dual Israeli-American citizen with lots of experience in bullshitting people en masse; a true 'Madison Avenue' type, who can coordinate efforts between 'K Street' and the Pharmecutical-Industrial Complex in ways that assure that the money keeps flowing (in the desired directions).
I wonder if the 'clipboard man' seen at an airport in Dallas with the Hazmat Team knows this Czar yet? If NOT, he should be introduced.
This decision has weighed heavily on the CIC. Sasha and Melia are concerned, and a new 'croudscourcing' app can be downloaded that funds the research into finding the correct type of CHOOM for golf outings at Andrews AFB. Go to ww dot whitehouse dot gov/dot choomscource/MauiWowie/fags-in-a-VW-combi for a place to post confidential messages (Humbolt County Homegrown and North Redondo Cush sources of supply, as well as any hydroponics tips, are greatly appreciated).
Yes, there is no confirmed Surgeon General just an acting one (by the name of Boris oddly enough) who seems to have been groomed as a stand-in for just this occassion his entire life.
The official foreign Obola nominee (Vivek Murthy, born in Britain) is being held up in the Senate because of his relative youth, lack of experience and his political quackery that guns are a public health issue (an inanimate object, a hunk of steel, is a living, infectious organism...let that sink in) as opposed to a human rights issue...as in, only governments should have guns, not citizens, apparently because governments have done such a stellar job of unkilling people...globally.
But as far as a Cae-sar I'm more of a Tacitus than a Mehmed ;-)
One of the experts who went into Reston was an Army Colonel, a Veterinarian, and a mother of two.
Some one like that would be believable, and could calm things down.
This evil hack, not so much.
Well I gotta say, having this new Ebola Czar report to Lisa Monaco (former counsel to Janet Reno) and Susan "Youtube" Rice certainly gives me all the confidence in the world ;-)
I see why they had to give Frieden the bum's rush.
His nose was getting too long for a HazMat suit.
Meaning, Pinocchio I presume ;-)
call the congressional switchboard 202-224-3121 ! tell them to stop flights from the ebola nations! tell them to seal the mexican border ! tell them to stop all ebola nation visa's! tell them to impeach obama for treason !
I'd rather see all the flights landing as close to DC as possible. Under those conditions, I'm fine with it.
"Thank you for calling the White House switchboard. Your Call is important to us. Please wait while we tell you the options. For Spanish, press Numero Uno"...
"For English, stay on the lne, and an operator will be with you shortly."
(28 minutes later)
"We're sorry, but the call volume is particularly heavy. If you would like to leave a message, someone will get back to you. Please press 4 to be sent to the automated message system."
(pressing '4')
CLICK.
(silence)
Not only do they NOT get the message, they don't FUCKING CARE what you think even if they DID get the message.
PROTESTS DON'T MATTER. MESSAGES DON'T MATTER. PETITIONS DON'T MATTER. CALLING AND E-MAILING DOESN'T MATTER.
The failure of the system lies within the people's complacency to accept their totality of 'control'. This shit is NEVER going to change unless they are terminated with EXTREME PREJUDICE.
GO AHEAD. CALL on your fucking phone. SCREAM your anger. JUMP UP AND DOWN, until you are BLUE IN THE FACE.
They don't GIVE A SHIT WHAT YOU THINK. In FACT, they MOCK those who try, and call them 'conspiracy theorists'. Visits from the DHS or the local militarized police departments are a matter of course when you even TRY to voice your opinion in opposition to THEIR GOALS, PLANS, AND ACTIONS.
50 fucking YEARS ago, this might have actually worked. THE WARREN COMMISSION took care of THAT ONE, quite handily.
You're still new here (less than a year, I see). The ammassed knowledge of the ZH community should be a springboard for your education (I hope).
What are you going to do? Trust Deibold-programmed voting machines in the upcoming mid-term selection? WAIT for the 2016 selection cycle? CALL YOUR CONGRESSMAN?
FUCK!
If you enjoy pissing in the wind, GO AHEAD.
I don't mean to be the 'coitus interruptus' in your 'nocturnal emmision', but you need to listen to those who have experience in these matters.
It's a noble thought you have, but ineffective.
"can this stuff survive on golf balls".... PRICELESS!
I find it funny that some police departments have better haz mat gear (used for raiding meth labs) than most hospitals and fire departments do.
Love the upside down flag pin too.
none of this ends well
I'm waiting to see what happens when someone IMPORTANT gets it.
OMG! Fucking Flounder is the Obola czar! Well done, William. Well done.
Some of your best!
the slogan on Uncle Sam in a hazmat, might be "I Come to Bury You (properly)"
(Daybreak, USS Carl Vinson, somewhere in the Arabian Sea)
"READY. ARMS!"
(The attendees question the ceremony. One looks to his superior, and asks who is really getting this burial at sea, covered in a white sheet)
"AIM!"
(A semitic-looking member of the crew darts forward, and before anyone can respond, shoves the body off the side, dropping his video camera in the process. The body drops into the sea, and in the 5 AM dawning light, a struggle ensues. The acting captain comes down, and order is immediately restored.)
"Sailor, why did you do that?"
"I was sent to document the event, but you were giving him so much honor that I had to react. I'm sorry, sir."
"Son, you KNOW that this wasn't really 'him'. The POTUS was hoping for a good video to be downloaded to our people at home. WHAT in Neptune's name made you snap like that?"
"I'm sorry, sir. I'm young and stupid. It won't happen again."
"When we get back to port, I'm transferring you straight to Haifa. This 'Bin Laden' thing has been difficult for everyone, and I think you deserve a posting in a place you could be comfortable in. I understand that your wife is with child. Maybe it would be good that he is born in the Holy Land, and be able to get Dual Citizenship status. What do YOU think?"
the slogan on Uncle Sam in a hazmat, might be "I Come to Bury You (properly)"
AN HYPOTHETICAL SYNOPSIS.
michelle looks like planet of the apes inside a hazmat suit (quarantine the humans!)
Stop insulting the apes.
What did they ever do to you?
It seems simians get the raw deal in all of this.
Simians, Semaritans, Semites...
Whatever!
Haunting William
Ebola Sex..., I've been in the third world, and it's still hard to believe that people, millions of people, live their whole lives in those conditions.
I have been inside a Masai Chief's cowshit hut. And even though the stench was horrible, he managed to keep his family healthy, out in the bush.
The problem is the globalist economy draws those people into metropoles and then forces them to live in slum squallor.
The metropoles of squallor like Monrovia are a virulent microbe's wet dream: monrovia slum
WB, right on as always. Have you seen this? As an ex-paramaedic, it blows me apart.
http://www.nytimes.com/2014/10/17/world/africa/because-of-ebola-ambulance-work-in-liberia-is-a-busy-and-lonely-business.html
You've never been to Mexico, I presume.
The scenery is the same, but the people are lighter-skinned (and shorter, WAY SHORTER).
Cardboard shacks and dirt roads up and down dirt mounds with human effluence running down in the middle in the ditches... the smell alone wafting up and across the border is enough to literally make you vomit and heave...
Catholics, all of them... every SINGLE ONE of them... 15 children and women shaped like short fat pears, and men with really small penises and no teeth; STILL continuing to fuck like machines, without pulling out because of an 'edict' handed down by IL POPO in ROMA in cooperation with the SPANISH KINGS and QUEENS... and promoting the SQUALOR that they live in by doing as they are directed...
I've never been in a MUD hut, though.